I have noticed there is a criminally low amount of BB/ASOIAF Crossover fics and I am here to change that, if you like it please leave a review
Jesse woke up feeling dizzy, his head was killing him throbbing with pain and as he touched it he saw blood on his fingers, there was deep cut on his forehead, as his vision cleared he noticed there was blood on the steering wheel. He took a look around and saw Walter still face down knocked out, the right lens of his glasses had a crack in it, Jesse decided to stand up and made his way outside, where he was blinded by the sun for a brief moment before his sight regained itself. He took a deep breath and noticed he had no idea where he was.
"Where the hell am I", as he looked around he noticed deep green grass and an assortment of rivers all around him, it looked very different to the new Mexico desert he was used to, Jesse thought he must of been in either Colorado or California with how green it was but there were no large mountains around. he turned around and noticed the RV was pretty beat up, he quickly grabbed his phone to try and get a signals but he got none. he muttered a curse to himself and swore aloud before he grabbed his own hair in anxiety, he tried calling either badger or skinny but nothing was going through and he got more and more anxious. He didn't even notice Walt was already awake and stumbling out of the RV himself with his buttoned shirt and khaki pants.
"What happened", Walter slurred out, he was still uncoordinated from the crash, Jesse bit his fingers and looked around.
"I uh don't know Mr White, one minute we were driving out from the desert and then we woke up here man", Jesse said nervously, Walter squinted and looked around him before he stared deadpan at Jesse.
"Did you just crash the both us out here Jesse, I mean Jesus! You had one job and that is to drive out from the desert and you now we are stuck here", Walter fumed
"Hey, hey I didn't crash the RV yo, so stop giving me shit", Jesse exclaimed while Walter flayed his hands away.
"Where are we anyway, or were you so high when you were driving that we just somehow manage to end up way the hell out here", Walter spoke out loud.
"Hey I don't see you doing anything to help so either beat it or help me out yo!" Jesse shouted as he took another quick scan around his surroundings trying to find anything that would help with his current predicament, he thought he heard Walter mutter junkie under his breath.
"We must be at least 20 miles from the nearest road by the looks of it", Walter said
"No way yo I would've recognized it when we drove through it to the cook site, this is a completely different place", Jesse said as he was still trying to get a signal, as he was doing so Walter panicked and grabbed his own phone and saw that he himself had no signal and he screamed in frustration.
"Oh this is just Perfect Jesse, I'm supposed to be home tonight and now I am stuck in the middle of nowhere because you crashed way the hell out here", Jesse fumed when he heard walt speak and Jesse grabbed his keys and threw them at Walt.
"I didn't crash asshole, I'm stuck out here too, and besides we wouldn't be out here if it wasn't for your dickhead DEA brother in Law chasing me and this RV halfway through the state cause he has a hard on for me", Jesse let in a tirade and Walter was not going to back down.
"Wow, let me just run through this Jesse, I tried to get rid of this RV and what you did instead was follow me which allowed my brother in law to find us and what did you do instead, you floored it and drove us way out here", Walter fumed.
"Well at least I was thinking and besides you stole my RV bitch", Jesse yelled back.
"Because Hank was looking for it, I mean do you even think or do you just go around screwing everything up piece by piece like the screw up I know you are, you have always been a screwup, even when you were in my chemistry class you never learned how to think did you Pinkman and now look where you got us, stranded in the middle of who the hell knows where and all because you can't even think in the most simplest of ways because you are a pathetic degenerate JUNKIE!" Walter got right in Jesse face as he berated him.
Jesse threw a punch at Walter which led to him grabbing Jesse and throwing him the ground raining punches down on him, Jesse reached his hand up to scratch Walter's face leading to Walter leaning back enough for Jesse to sit up and headbutt Walt in the nose causing it to break. As Walt reeled back in pain Jesse got up and kicked Walt again in the face yelling bitch before Walt shot up and threw an uppercut on Jesse which caused him to stumble. Jesse grabbed Walt and kneed him in the stomach, this continued on for a few more seconds that as Jesse was about to raise his hand to throw once more heard the trotting of horse's behind him which caused him to stop and look behind him. Walter stood up covered in bruise's and blood and noticed the riders.
"Thank god, they must be cowboys or something", Jesse let out in relief but Walt ran to the RV.
"Ayo what gives?" Jesse said as he saw Walt frantically moving things around in the RV.
"Jesse, we need to get rid of this stuff quickly, if they see this equipment and call the cops we are done!" Jesse looked around and realizes the gravity of the situation and helped Walt to move things and hide them away in a panic as he heard the horses get closer before they stopped.
"What do we do Mr White", Jesse pleaded, and Walt just took a deep breath and stepped outside to greet the so called cowboys.
Instead what he found was more bizarre, before him were men in what appeared to be armor of some medieval technology. there were four of them and they all were on top horses and had swords by their sides, they seemed to be in awe of what they saw before as if never having seen an RV before. Walter took another look and he saw they were staring at him as if he was an alien, Jesse saw Walter just stand there frozen at the door and stood out himself before he too was in shock at the sight before him. He slowly looked back at Walt wide eye'd before he spoke.
"I don't think we're in New Mexico anymore Mr white", Walter just continued to stare until one of the horsemen spoke.
"You men are trespassing on Lord Hoster Tully lands, you must come with us to Riverrun, we will escort you there, where you will explain yourself",
Alright first chapter done, just a shower thought, if you would like me to continue please leave a review and I am open to suggestions. In terms of Timelines this takes place during Breaking bad season 3 where instead of Walt and Jesse getting the RV disposed they tried to drive it to the desert where they crashed and ended up in Westeros. ASOIAF Timeline is just before the War of the five kings, I am open to story suggestions.