The Annual Crossover Chili Dog Eating Contest was in full swing. Contestants Homer Simpson, Pacster, Patrick Star, Lynn Jr. Loud, and the Blue Blur himself, Sonic the Hedgehog, were all seated at the table, eagerly awaiting the start of the competition. The crowd was buzzing with excitement as Baldi, the Math teacher, tried to convince everyone to change the contest to a math competition. His suggestion was met with loud boos and jeers, and soon everyone was throwing food at him.
Monika, a fellow student, tried to intervene, suggesting a poetry contest instead. However, her idea was also met with disapproval, and the crowd began pelting her with chili dogs and buns. "IT WAS A JOKE, ASSHOLES!" Monika yelled as she ducked for cover, her face flushed with embarrassment.
The Boyfriend, with The Girlfriend sitting beside him, nervously suggested a singing contest instead. However, he quickly sat back down, letting out nervous beeps. Everyone turned to look at him, and he couldn't meet their gaze. He knew he couldn't compete with their impressive appetites, let alone their vocal chords. The Girlfriend placed a reassuring hand on his shoulder, giving it a squeeze.
The referee, a fat Italian man, Peppino, blew his whistle, signaling the start of the contest. The five contestants dived into their plates of chili dogs, wolfing them down with incredible speed and enthusiasm. The crowd cheered and jeered as each one tried to outdo the other.
Homer Simpson, true to form, gulped down his first plate in record time, barely pausing for breath. He raised his fist in triumph, daring anyone to challenge him. Pacster, driven by his insatiable appetite, quickly caught up, downing his first plate with equal speed and determination.
Patrick Star, the slowest eater of the bunch, struggled to keep up with the pace. His water helmet leaked, causing him to sputter and cough as he tried to swallow. The crowd laughed at his antics, but he didn't seem to mind, more concerned with finishing his plate.
Lynn Jr. Loud, always the show-off, tried to one-up Homer and Pacster by chugging a gallon of soda before starting on her chili dogs. The crowd went wild as she chugged the soda, her eyes watering from the carbonation. But once she started eating, her mouth opened wide in surprise as the spicy chili hit her taste buds. She struggled to keep up with Homer and Pacster, her eyes watering even more.
Sonic the Hedgehog, the fastest thing alive, lived up to his reputation as he swiftly devoured his first plate of chili dogs. He was barely breathing heavily as he looked up at the crowd, a smug grin on his blue face. The other contestants eyed him warily, knowing they had a formidable opponent in the speedy hedgehog.
As they continued eating, the crowd became more and more rowdy, cheering on their favorite contestants and booing at those they didn't like. The referee struggled to maintain order, blowing his whistle every few minutes to remind everyone of the rules.
Homer Simpson and Pacster were neck and neck, their plates almost empty. They glanced at each other, a fierce determination in their eyes. This was going to be a close call, and neither of them was willing to back down.
Patrick Star, the slowest eater, was starting to feel the heat. His water helmet was leaking profusely, and he had to keep wiping the chili sauce off his face. But despite the discomfort, he refused to give up. He was determined to finish his plate, no matter how long it took.
Lynn Jr. Loud was struggling as well, her eyes watering uncontrollably from the spicy chili. She couldn't believe how hot it was, but she wasn't about to let Homer and Pacster beat her. With a deep breath, she took another bite, willing herself not to gag on the taste.
A loud fart was heard, Homer thought it was a regular fart he let out until he saw Sonic the Hedgehog's smirk. The crowd erupted into laughter, even the contestants found it funny. "Oh my god, he f$#*ing sharted," Lynn Jr. Loud said, holding her stomach. Patrick Star laughed so hard that he shot a stream of water out of his nose. Homer's face turned red with embarrassment as he tried to act cool about it. Pacster, on the other hand, looked like he was in pain. The referee blew his whistle, signaling the end of the contest.
As the contestants finished their final bites, Peppino walked over to them and held up a stopwatch. "Alright, let's see how you did," he said, looking at each plate. Homer and Pacster had both finished their plates in just under three minutes. Lynn Jr. Loud had managed to finish her plate as well, but she looked like she'd been through hell. Patrick Star was still working on his second plate, and Sonic the Hedgehog was fidgeting with his fidget spinner after he finished his first plate in record time, everyone noticed the spinner and get pissed. "THE TREND IS DEAD, LET'S GO WITH A BETTER TOY!" shouted someone in the crowd.
The crowd erupted into a heated debate about which toy should replace the fidget spinner. Someone suggested a slime kit, while others argued for a squishy stress ball. "NO! AMONG US TOYS ALL THE WAY!" shouted one enthusiastic fan. The discussion grew louder as everyone tried to make their voices heard. Suddenly, a fight broke out, gun shots are heard, which was just from paint ball guns but it still scared the contestants. Peppino tried to calm everyone down, but it was too late, Peppino got so mad, he ended up snapping and beating everyone in the crowd up, people were thrown out of the arena.
Rainbow Dash, a pegasus from Equestria, grabs a chair and flies towards the teenage clone of JFK, causing him to let out a comedic scream as he runs around the arena, Her wings flutter as she readies for battle. Meanwhile, Dr. Eggman grabs Seymour Skinner, kidnapping him, causing the principal to scream and kick, the reason for that, Seymour didn't want Eggman to date his mother, Agnes Skinner, which was a secret until now. Everyone in the arena is in chaos, running around, screaming, and throwing chairs at each other.
Eduardo, known for picking on Edd and his friends, saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. "I found a dollar!" he exclaimed, Mr. Krabs, known for his love of money, heard this and ran over to Eduardo, he punches Eduardo in the face, taking the money. "Mine, bitch!" Mr. Krabs said, holding the money up in the air.
After the violence died down, Sonic the hedgehog was crowned the winner of the chili dog eating contest. He received a golden chili dog as a prize and a round of applause from the surviving spectators. Meanwhile, Dr. Eggman was seen escaping with Seymour Skinner tied up in a flying machine, leaving behind a trail of chaos and confusion.
Betrayus Spheros and Hailey Kitty watched the whole thing that happened, Betrayus was about to say something but a brick fell from the sky and hit her in the head, knocking her out cold. Hailey Kitty, seeing this, screamed and rushed towards her aid, worried about her being dead...again, teleports back to Kitty Manor to take her to the life room to resurrect her again.
In the distance, Baldi could be seen walking towards the arena, his math textbook in hand. He sighed, trying to forget about the failed attempt to change the contest into a math competition. As he entered the chaotic scene, he was immediately hit by a flying chair, knocking him unconscious.
Meanwhile, the Girlfriend looked on anxiously, her Boyfriend still sitting beside her. She gently nudged him, trying to get him to speak. "Honey, are you okay?" she asked, worried about his silence. The Boyfriend, still nervous, let out a few beeps before collapsing onto the ground, unconscious.
The Girlfriend was left alone in the arena, surrounded by unconscious bodies and the smell of chili dogs. She didn't know what to do or where to go. Suddenly, she heard a voice calling out to her. It was Lynn Jr. Loud, barely conscious but still alive. "Hey, Girlfriend!" she croaked, struggling to stand up. "We should probably get out of here."
The Girlfriend nodded, not trusting her voice to speak. Together, they stumbled out of the arena, leaving behind the wreckage of the chili dog eating contest. As they made their way down the street, they could hear sirens approaching in the distance. They looked at each other, realizing that this was just the beginning of the chaos that had been unleashed.
Meanwhile, in Kitty Manor, Hailey Kitty had successfully revived Betrayus Spheros. She looked at her, still shaken from the experience. "Are you okay?" she asked, concerned. Betrayus nodded, rubbing her head where the brick had hit her. "Yeah, I'll live," she replied, trying to sound tough. Betrayus is secretly in love with Hailey but was afraid to admit it.
Meanwhile, at Eggman's base, Seymour Skinner was being held captive in a cage. Dr. Eggman was grinning ear to ear, thinking about how he had outsmarted everyone. He walked over to Seymour and started rambling about his evil plans for the world and his love for Agnes Skinner. Seymour, trying to keep his composure, laughed nervously and looked for a way to escape.
Back at the arena, the clean-up crew was hard at work, trying to restore order. The Girlfriend and Lynn Jr. Loud helped them, picking up chairs and mopping up spilled chili dogs. Suddenly, a loud screeching noise filled the air. Everyone looked up to see Rainbow Dash, still holding her chair like a weapon. "I'M NOT DONE YET!" she shouted, her eyes filled with anger. The crowd scattered as she flew towards them, ready to continue the fight, JFK threw a rake at her, having her fall like those ducks from the game, Duck Hunt. "THAT'S ER UH, FOR MESSING WITH THE KENNEDYS!" JFK said, extremely pissed off.
Meanwhile, back at Eggman's base, Seymour Skinner was still trying to find a way to escape. He looked around the cage, noticing no escape, Eggman started to taunt him again. Seymour, who would normally be a little upset, started to feel a rage building up inside him, his eyes started to glow, completely purple, his hair, also glowing purple, his arms started to turn black and get extremely sharp claws, he was going ender mode, behaving like how endermen would, even being able to teleport a few inches, he started to teleport around the cage, his anger and rage were too much for him to control. Eggman, seeing this, started to panic, he didn't know what was happening, he just knew he needed to get out of there.
After the whole incident of what happened today, the whole events were being talked about in the news. Eggman survived from Seymour's rage but was in the hospital, Agnes Skinner visited him while Seymour was rubbing his bottom, Agnes wasn't happy with what Seymour did, possibly the reason why Seymour is rubbing his bottom. Meanwhile, Sonic was being interviewed by reporters about his win, he was asked if he was going to do anything with the money, he replied "I'm going to Disney World!" while holding up the golden chili dog, the reporters were surprised by his answer but they laughed about it.
THE END!