Update: I'm not dead, I was binging adventure time and it's spin offs so that's a bit of a spoiler for this chapter. Anyways I'm alive so that's good and enjoy this chapter
Within the shadow realm the creatures of the dark shook, in the divine realm the gods cowered, within all the expanded universes all creatures felt the horror that would reach them sooner or later
In the black abyss a giant red creature opened its eyes
Yellow building blocks floated around it, each made of scholars that dedicated their lives for this creature
This creature had sensed a being more chaotic than itself so it of course had to investigate
GOLBetty opened a portal below itself and descend into it
If danger like that was out there Simon wasn't safe.
Appearing on the other side of the portal GOLBetty looked around what appeared to be a dark universe, like its own
The power it had felt was now all around it until it took a form In Front of it of that of a bald man
Deep within GOLB Betty laughed
Sure this man was strong but just look at him
"Look who's talking" the man said
BOLBetty narrowed its eyes at this weird man who appeared to be able to read it's mind
"Never seen a god of chaos before" the man said before feeling a slight tingle at his toes
"Are you trying to break me down?" The man asked appearing unaffected
"WHAT THE? WHO IS THIS MAN, THAT WAS OUR FULL POWER AND HE DOESN'T SEEM THE SLIGHTEST BIT AFFECTED" Betty panicked within GOLBs head "calm down, calm down, maybe it was just a fluke, maybe…"
"That's pretty rude" the man said "inviting yourself into my universe and then attacking me"
Holding out his hand Saitama said the words "fac hunc Deum pusillum et mentem suam purga"
GOLBetty felt like I was having a seizure
It's muscles tightened and restrained and its head felt like it was going to pop
And suddenly Betty was in control
Before Betty controlled alongside GOLB but now Betty was in complete control
Another thing was GOLB was the size of the man In Front of them
"Wha it ou o?" Betty struggled out in a low raspy voice "what Id you o? WHAT DID YOU DO?" Betty yelled at the man before lunging at the man with all the power this form had only to be stopped by a solid wall
She had lunged at the man who had placed a box In Front of him and now they were trapped
"Don't try to struggle, you can't escape this box Betty and you are as of now part of my collection" he said before starting right into her eyes"and don't worry, I'll find this Simon"
Betty was brought to a building within the black abyss that looked like it had been ripped right out of a city, foundation and all
Opening the doors betty saw machined and artifacts of all sorts that she would have given anything to see
Holding the cube containing Betty the man placed the cell next to a reptile
The man teleported a metallic surfboard into his hand and placed it among a stack of other boards
Exiting the building the man left Betty to her own thoughts until the reptile started talking
"Disgusting, a filthy fleshbag within a filthy fake god. The Scarlet king would make quick work of you" the reptile said but it did not move
GOLBetty was floating in the center of the cube and the Betty side was fascinated with the objects around her
Here she was a prisoner in some beings building being mocked by some lizard but everything around her was like a dream she'd never had
One one of the tables she was looking at was full of headwear
A brown helmet with a purple glow with the label "netherite helmet" sat on the desk and next to it was a d'Artagnan hat with a giant yellow feather, a red and white baseball cap, a black melted helmet and several others
After a few hours had gone by according to Betty's internal clock the man returned and walked to the table with his back turned away
Betty feared for what she might see, she hoped she would but as he stood aside her worse hoped had been confirmed
There sitting on the table was the ice king's crown
That meant he'd gone into their multiverse which meant trouble for everyone, including Simon
"Got this off of some Ice wizard named Simon" the man said before holding up a large vial of golden liquid
"This here was a place called "ooo""
GOLBetty was ready to rip the place down
What did he mean that liquid was Ooo? Did he harm Simon? Did he kill anyone?
Saitama gave a slight smile as he listened in on Betty's thought
"I'm in a good mood, I'll answer one question about any one object here" Saitama said which instantly brought Betty out of her thoughts
Magical objects, that was her passion, but now she needed something to kill this lunatic
Looking around she analyzed every aspect of every object until her eyes fell on the box in the middle of the room
She could feel power radiating off of it and that was what she wanted to know about
"What's in the box?" She asked
"You may ask a question about any item in this room except that one" Betty could tell this man was serious and would not budge so she just let her curiosity wander out
"What's with that sword?" Betty asked
She motioned towards a large sword with a gold and black hilt, a diver blad with 3 stripes on it and a gray wolf head on the hilt
The sword was also bound in dark matter straps
Strangest of all Betty go the feeling she was being watched from the sword, sort of like the Finn sword but different somehow
"That sword" Saitama began "I got it from a small universe that was quite uncivilized, most of the population was in slavery and the biggest businesses were slave traders, that sword there belonged to a black cat girl slave who escaped, this sword made her extremely strong for that world but of course I had to come in and ruin the fun, that sword was originally from an entirely different universe and was originally known as [ERROR] and was killed tragically. He then reincarnated in this universe as a sword for some stupid reason"
"Why's he in dark matter bonds?" Betty asked daringly
"I said one question but anyways he had the ability to levitate on his own and I wouldn't want him leaving, the dark matter bonds are just decorational as simple cable ties would probably hold him" Saitama explained