Loud Code Numbuhs
Lori Loud: Alfa 22, Combat Operative, Pilot
Leni Loud: Alfa 333, Combat Operative
Luna Loud: Alfa 45, Combat Operative
Luan Loud: Alfa 16, Combat Operative
Lynn Loud: Afla 111, Combat Operative, Undercover Ops
Lincoln Loud: Numbuh 55, Tactical Officer
Lucy Loud: Numbuh 767, Undercover Ops
Lola Loud: Numbuh 114, Combat Operative, Pilot
Lana Loud: Numbuh 113, Mechanics Expert
Lisa Loud: Numbuh 265, Tech Officer, Tactical Officer
Kids Next Door Episode 10 Operation A.R.C.T.I.C.
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Location: North Pole
Across the snow, a specialized submarine was moving through the arctic. It was white and shaped like the top of a trailer. It had a viewport that was wrapped around the front and the sides. Two wings were on the sides as well as one on the top. Lastly there was a periscope on the top.
Numbuh 1's POV:
Kids's Next Door satellites have discovered an adult research facility near the North Pole. Where a lone scientist is near completion of an insidious device. Its purpose, control the Earth's weather so that schools never have a snow day again. We have immediately set off in our snow sub to rendezvous with Kids Next Door Operative Numbuh 30C. Our mission, gain control of the weather-control device and ensure that snow days continue.
Inside the snow sub, Sector V was carrying out tasks within it. Numbuh 2 was watching the radar. Numbuh 5 was piloting, Numbuh 4 was keeping an eye on the sides of the sub along with Numbuh 3. Alfa 111 (Lynn) was monitoring a station similar to Numbuh 3's for the rear of the sub. Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) was standing near a wall with Numbuh 265 (Lisa) and Alfa 22 (Lori). They were discussing plans of attack. In the lower decks of the snow sub the other operatives were standing by prepping vehicles and weapons. Numbuh 1 was standing with his hands behind his back next to Numbuh 30C. He was about the same height as Numbuh 1. He wears a brown heavy coat, brown snow hat with a baby barf green ball, a scarf of the same color, brown fur boots, brown mittens, and gray googles with a red lens.
Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 30C shook hands. "Numbuh 30C, it's a pleasure to be on a mission with someone so highly recommended by Kids Next Door headquarters." Numbuh 1 complimented.
"The pleasure is all mine Numbuh 1. But are you sure your team is up for this kind of mission? It's pretty dangerous." Numbuh 30C asked.
"Pssh, don't worry, we can take any villain, anytime, anywhere!" Alfa 111 (Lynn) told him confidently.
Numbuh 1 nodded. "She's right. I'm sure you'll find that our team bravely faces any attempt at adult tyranny." He raised his fist while shaking it. "No matter how grave the threat or impossible them mission." He spreads his hands to emphasize his point before shrugging. "And besides, it's just one scientist." Numbuh 1 said while holding up a finger. "What could one grown up possibly do against 16 of us?"
Just several miles from the snow sub was a facility in the shape of a tortoise. It was a tan color with a large satellite dish on the top. It had several gun turrets and antennas all over it. Inside the building a man is working controls with many pipes and wires going into his control box. The man himself is literally round as on his back is a green tortoise shell. He wears a white lab suit with white boots. He has white Caucasian skin. On his head are two orange hairs on both sides that stick out. His facial hair is the same with just one going down his chin. Lastly, he also has buck teeth. The man laughs manically as he finishes working his controls.
"Only minutes to go before my ingenious device is complete." He put his hands together. "And then I, Professor XXXL! Will proceed to change the world for kids everywhere. MWUHAHAHAHA! EHEE HEE HEE! But first, a nice hot bowl of soup." The professor ran down the steps of his control platform and though an automatic door. "MWUHAHAHAHA EHEE HEE HEE UHUH UHUH UHUH MMM!" The door closed.
Back with the snow sub, it continued its way towards the villain's lab. Everyone was just carrying out their normal duties when a knock was heard from the bridge hatch on the floor. Numbuh 1 got off the periscope and opened it. It was Alfa 16 (Luan) she had in her hands a tray of cups with hot chocolate. "Hey guys, anybody want some hot cocoa?" She asked with a smile. She walked around the bridge handing out the beverages, each operative thanking her.
"Thanks sis." Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) said with a smile.
"Thank you so much, it's literally getting cold." said Alfa 22 (Lori).
"Gratitude older sibling." Numbuh 265 (Lisa) said.
"Really needed this thanks." Alfa 111 (Lynn) appreciated.
"Alright!" Numbuh 4 said happily.
"Yay!" Numbuh 3 cheerfully exclaimed.
"That's what I'm talking about." Numbuh 5 thanked.
"Oh boy! Thanks Alfa 16 (Luan)." Numbuh 2 said.
"Thank you, Alfa 16 (Luan)." Numbuh 1 nodded.
She walked up to Numbuh 30C with the last cup. "Want one Numbuh 30C?"
He shook his head and held his hand up. "No thanks, I don't like hot chocolate."
Numbuh 265 (Lisa) raised a brow at him.
"Oh, okay. Can't take the heat huh? Ha ha ha! Get it?" Only Numbuh 2 laughed.
Numbuh 1 sipped his cup before smiling. "Ah, this is really good Alfa 16 (Luan)."
"You're welcome. I had my own little take on it. A secret." Alfa 16 (Luan) showed just a glimpse of her culinary skills. She hopes she can make something extraordinarily delicious for the team in the future.
Everyone except Numbuh 30C just chuckled.
"Alright I'm heading back down helping the others get ready." She walked to the hatch, opened it up and went down with the tray in one hand and the last cup in the other.
Eventually everyone finished their hot drinks and continued with the operation. "Steady as she goes Numbuh 2. Maintain present course and we'll reach the adult facility soon enough." Numbuh 30C stated.
"Aye, aye Numbuh 30C." Numbuh 2 saluted while looking back.
Numbuh 3 looked back with her arms crossed on the chair. "He's cool."
"Yeah, if you like penguins." Numbuh 4 said.
"So, 30C, What's life like in the arctic?" Numbuh 2 asked.
"Oh it's just like anywhere else. You know, wrestling packs of those big, white bears over territory, sleeping on glaciers to keep warm, eating nothing but fish blubber to stay alive. The usual." He shrugged.
Numbuh 265 (Lisa) again raised her brow at him.
"Wow that's hardcore!" Alfa 111 (Lynn) awed.
"Man, that guy's like an icy Tarzan!" Numbuh 5 said impressed.
"Yeah." Numbuh 2 agreed. He noticed the radar started to beep rapidly. "I sure wish I was raised in the arctic-Hey! We just passed the research facility!"
Numbuh 30C came up to him. "Let me see."
"I don't understand. I mean, I-
"No wonder, you had the coordinates wrong." He glared at Numbuh 2.
Numbuh 2 chuckled nervously "Oops."
Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) walked up to them. "Um no these are the coordinates that you gave us." He showed him a clipboard. Numbuh 30C flinched a bit as Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) glared at him for falsely accusing his friend.
"Oh right, my bad." He held his hands up. He noticed Numbuh 265 (Lisa) and Alfa 22 (Lori) also glared at him. The latter with her arms crossed.
Numbuh 1 saw what was going on and then went back looking through the periscope. He scanned the immediate area. "Right then, so the facility should be right about…there." His periscope locked on the tortoise shaped building. "30C, you will assume command of the sub and provide support. Numbuhs 2, 3, 5, 55 (Lincoln), 265 (Lisa), and Alfa 22 (Lori) you along with the other operatives below deck are coming with me to go after that device." Everyone nodded and began putting on their winter clothes that were hanging on the rack. He jumped off the platform, walked up to the controls and grabbed a radio mic. "Numbuh 113 (Lana) are the bikes ready?"
*Bzzt*
"Yep, they're ready to go. I'll stay here and monitor the door so that you guys can get in easier when you come back." She replied.
"Good, inform the others to gear up we're heading down there now."
"Hey what about us?!" Numbuh 4 complained.
"Yeah, I want some action too!" Alfa 111 (Lynn) agreed.
"You two stay here and help Numbuh 30C." Numbuh 1 ordered as he put on his coat. "Watch what he does. Numbuh 30C is an expert in arctic warfare." Numbuh 1 opened the hatch. "You might learn something." He jumped down the hatch.
"Yeah, maybe he can teach you to how to be cool Numbuh 4." Numbuh 5 laughed before jumping down. Numbuh 2 followed her.
"Well, here we go." Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) said as he jumped.
"Try not damage the sub while we're gone." Alfa 22 (Lori) told them with bored eyes and then jumped down.
"Good luck, my fellow operatives." Numbuh 265 (Lisa) wished before descending.
"Be careful 30C." Numbuh 3 giggled and jumped.
"Wow that Numbuh 3's kind of cute, huh?" Numbuh 30C said.
Numbuh 4 eyes widened at what he just said. "What?! Let's just stick to business here, slushball!"
Alfa 111 (Lynn) glared at him "Don't think that you can just boss-
*Vibrating*
"Huh?" Alfa 111 (Lynn) felt her phone vibrate.
"So, what do we do first for this cruddy arctic warfare stuff?" Numbuh 4 asked while crossing his arms.
"Well, the first thing us arctic guys always do is have a snack, and I could really go for a mango soda and some chips." Numbih 30C said.
The two just glared at him.
"That's an order." He demanded.
"Fine I got to take this anyway." Alfa 111 (Lynn) said as she and Numbuh 4 walked to the hatch.
"Stupid penguin. For goodness' sake." Numbuh 4 muttered.
Outside the lab, Professor XXXL walked to a vending machine several feet from the front door. He searched his pockets. "Hmm, now where did I put that bill? I thought I had a-aha!" He pulled out a dollar and put it in the machine. He looked over the choices of soup such as cream o' broccoli, clam chowder, and chicken noodle until he came upon his desired choice. "Let's see. Ah, yes, French on-
*Rumbling*
"Huh?" The ground started to shake, he looked to the side beyond his vending machine. Suddenly over the hill came 4 large purple jet engines. On each of them were three kids strapped to orange seats. 2 were facing the front and one was facing the rear. In between the front and rear seats was a red KND flag. In the very back was red rudder. On both sides of the engine were red trapezoid shaped wings to balance the craft. The front had metal pedals and handlebars to control the engine. There were also trigger buttons on the handlebars to fire the front lasers which were mounted on the sides as well as missiles that were hidden within the engine. The left trigger fires the former while the right fires the latter. To help the front, side mirrors were also placed. The nose of the engine turbine was reconfigured into a drill to help it go through the ice since this vehicle was deployed below the snow and ice. The kids cheered as they sped through the snow.
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The upgrades such as the added weapons and wings were recommended by Numbuh 265 (Lisa) in order to make the vehicle more combat effective. Numbuh 1, Numbuh 5 and Alfa 45 (Luna) were in one bike with Numbuh 5 piloting, Numbuh 1 in the middle and Alfa 45 (Luna) in the rear. The second bike was manned by Numbuh 2 piloting, Numbuh 3 middle seat, and Numbuh 767 (Lucy) rear seat. The third bike was Alfa 22 (Lori) front, Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) middle, and Alfa 333 (Leni) rear. The fourth and last bike had Numbuh 114 (Lola) in the pilot seat, Numbuh 265 (Lisa) in the middle, and Alfa 16 (Luan) in the rear. The middle and rear operatives were all armed with P.H.L.A.Z.E.R. Mk IIs to deal with any flanking or rear threats.
"Alright people, let's move in take down the defenses, capture the scientist and seize his device!" Numbuh 1 yelled.
"Let's do this dudes!" Alfa 45 (Luna) cheered.
"Long live snow days!" Numbuh 114 (Lola) raised her fist.
Professor XXXL was fumed at the audacity of these kids, don't they know that he's doing this for them?! "So, you're coming after my device, eh?! Well perhaps you'd like a nice hot bowl of soup. I recommend the minestrone missile!" He laughed before pushing the button. The vending machine opened on the top and revealed two warheads with a bowl of soup on the missile head. "Bon apatite!"
The operatives got closer to the facility when Numbuh 1 spotted something through binoculars. "Uh-oh, incoming soup! Evasive action!"
"Hang on!" warned Numbuh 5. She quickly dodged the missile by moving and angling her bike to the left.
"Whoa!" Numbuh 1 yelled in surprise as they dodged it. He then turned back. "Was that minestrone?"
"Don't you mean mine-strone?" Alfa 333 (Leni) mispronounced.
"That's not how you say it Leni!" Numbuh 265 (Lisa) corrected while looking through her binoculars. She quickly spotted another soup warhead "Here comes another one!"
"Incoming!" Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) pointed at the missile coming at them.
Alfa 22 (Lori) smirked, she pulled back and caused the craft to be airborne for a moment and jumped right over the missile.
"Wow! Nice job Alfa 22 (Lori)!" Alfa 33 (Leni) said impressed.
"Hah, that was literally nothing!" she confidently said.
"Good work team. Now let's get that-what?!" He spotted the missiles in the mirror coming back at them! "They've changed direction!"
Numbuh 265 (Lisa) grunted as she looked back. "They're homing projectiles!"
Alfa 45 (Luna) quickly aimed her weapon. "I got this boss!" She aimed down the sights. It was a bit hard to fire at a moving target while moving at the same time. She adjusted her aim slightly. Breathed in and out before slowly pulling the trigger.
*Pew*
*Boom*
The blue laser struck the missile causing it to explode. A red mist of soup can be seen. "Nice shot Alfa 45 (Luna)!" complimented Numbuh 5.
"We still got the last missile." Numbuh 767 (Lucy) pointed.
"It's heading back for you Alfa 22 (Lori)!" Alfa 16 (Luan) warned.
Alfa 333 (Leni) focused up. "My turn." She aimed down and fired. Her shot unfortunately missed. She looked up from her gun for a second and grunted in frustration. She shot two more times, still missing. The soup warhead was getting closer.
"Alfa 333 (Leni) hurry up before we're blown!" Her older sister yelled. Alfa 333 (Leni) calmed down, she reacquired her sight and breathed slowly. She pulled the trigger.
*Pew*
*Boom*
"AAAH!" Everyone on the bike yelled as the explosion was a bit closer than Numbuh 5's missile. They covered their ears for a bit and some soup got on them. "Ugh, just in time Alfa 333 (Leni)." Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) wiped some of the soup off.
"Sorry guys."
"Numbuh 2, Numbuh 114 (Lola), take out that vending machine!"
"With pleasure!" The latter grinned. They both pressed the right trigger. Small compartments in the engine opened up right over the wings. Their own missiles, which were a yellow tube with 4 red fins and a liquid funnel for the tip, ejected from the compartment and stayed in the air for a brief second before their ends ignited causing them to fly towards their target.
"Missiles away!" Numbuh 2 yelled.
The tortoise looking professor shook in fear as he saw 4 missiles coming right at him. "Whooooooaaa!" He ran a bit before jumping and literally pulling his head and limbs into his tortoise body.
*Boom*
The KND's projectiles came down and struck the machine causing it to explode and liquids of all kinds of soup scattered everywhere. The professor popped out and saw what happened. "My soup vendor!" He cried. "That had my favorite soup in it!" He shook his hand at the kids. He pulled out a button and pressed it. 4 turrets suddenly popped out of the feet of the lab. The professor quickly ran to the door.
The operatives got closer and saw he was running to the safety of his facility.
"Oh no you don't!" Alfa 22 (Lori) said. She fired her bike lasers at him, but he jumped through the door as it came down and the laser simply hit the metal door. "Dang it!"
"Watch out!" Numbuh 1 pointed.
Everyone began evading red lasers being fired on them. Numbuh 1 grunted. "Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 114 (Lola), we'll draw their fire, you two start taking out the defenses!"
"Copy that Numbuh 1!" Numbuh 2 replied.
"Leave it to us!" Numbuh 114 (Lola) responded.
The Numbuh 1 and Alfa 22 (Lori) sped up ahead and then began circling the facility drawing fire and attention from the other two bikes. "Alfa 22 (Lori), let's keep them busy!" Numbuh 1 ordered.
She nodded "Right with you!"
Lasers brushed past the distraction team while the other two drove back a bit and then turned around ready to take out the guns.
"Let's take out front turrets first!" Numbuh 265 (Lisa) suggested. She looked at Numbuh 2 "We'll dispose of the left; you eliminate the right!"
"Gotcha!" Numbuh 2 nodded.
The two went for their designated targets and fired.
"Firing!" Numbuh 2 yelled.
"It's away!" Numbuh 114 (Lola) cheered.
*Boom*
The two turrets on the front were destroyed. Numbuh 767 (Lucy) smiled. "Well, that takes care of the front, now for the back."
The assault team was being observed by Numbuh 30C through the periscope. He was getting worried. Sector V had easily taken out most of Professor XXXL's defenses. It would only be a matter of time before they stopped him. Turns out that the rumors he heard about Sector V were true. Thanks to these…Louds, they've gotten stronger, more advanced, and more proficient in completing their missions. Not to mention essentially changing some rules in the Kids Next Door.
He was sure that they would be easily defeated by the scientist, but it wasn't working and soon everything would fall apart. He couldn't let that happen, not only would prevent him from getting his sweet reward, but the professor wouldn't be able change the world for the better.
"I have to stop them, maybe that new torpedo that Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 265 (Lisa) were bragging about will work." He turned on the targeting system for the torpedo on the periscope. He scanned the battlefield to wonder which one to target. He eyed Numbuh's bike with interest and smirked. "Shame to take out that cutie Numbuh 3." He locked on and readied his thumb on the button. "Aloha ba-
*Guns Cocking*
Suddenly he heard two weapons cock and felt a piece of cold metal on the back of his head. He froze in fear.
"Hands off the periscope." It was Alfa 111 (Lynn). He let it go and held his hands up. "Turn around slowly." He did what she asked. He saw the Loud sister glaring and aiming a S.P.I.C.E.R. right as his face. On his right was Numbuh 4 also glaring and pointing a weapon, his weapon was a F.R.A.P.P.E.
"H-hey guys, uhhh, you got the snacks?" Numbuh 30C asked.
Alfa 111 (Lynn) shook her other hand. She had his chips. While Numbuh 4 did the same with a can of soda.
"So, you were going to blow up our friends huh?" she angrily asked.
He shook his head in a panic. "N-no, I was just, uh, about to provide some fire support!"
"Quite playing pinguin boy, we know you planned to backstab us!" Numbuh 4 accused.
He was shocked. "How did you know?!"
Alfa 111 (Lynn) rolled her eyes before grabbing his coat by the neckline and pulled him close while putting her gun on his forehead. "Like we'd tell you." She pressed it further into his skin. He winced and closed his eyes. She took a deep breath before raising her gun and smacking him with the pistol grip on the head knocking him unconscious. They both looked down on him. "Tie him up. I'll go let the others know." She told Numbuh 4.
He nodded. "Right." Numbuh 4 left for a moment.
Alfa 111 (Lynn) began texting on her cell phone. "Thank goodness for these special chips that Lisa put into our phones."
The 4 bikes were continuing to do battle with the lab. Alfa 22 (Lori) just dodged another shot before hearing her phone vibrating. She sighed and quickly took out her phone and saw the message.
Lynn: It's done.
She smirked and immediately called out to Numbuh 1. "They got that traitor!" She told her leader.
Numbuh 1 nodded. "Alright, let's finish this!"
Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 114 (Lola) were about to deastroy the last two turrets in the rear.
At the same time, Professor XXXL was in a surveillance room observing the chaos going on outside. He can't let these kids stop him. It's for their own good as well as for kids all over the world! He immediately went to a chair and pressed a button on the arm. "Think you can just walk here and take my ingenuous device, do you?!" Let it raise him up to a control center. He pressed buttons to activate his weapon. "Let's see how you fare against my, ta da! Labora-Tortoise!"
*Boom*
The last of guns had been destroyed. There was nothing standing in the team's way now. Everyone stopped their bikes to catch some relief.
"That's the last of them." Alfa 16 (Luan) observed.
"Alright let's get inside." Numbuh 1 said.
Alfa 22 (Lori) shook her head. "That door's sealed, I already tried blasting it."
"Let's back up and fire our missiles then." Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) suggested.
"Good thinking." Numbuh 1 agreed. "Lets-
*Whirring*
He was interrupted when they all heard machines moving. They looked and saw the left foot had moved.
"Uh, did you dudes see that too?" Alfa 45 (Luna) said scared.
Everyone nodded.
The right foot then moved as well.
Suddenly the door and entrance completely changed to look like an angry tortoise. It raised it's two front legs while roaring. "RRRAAAAARRR!"
"Oh no, everyone move!" Numbuh 1 ordered. They quickly drove their bikes a safe distance before turning around and moving against it. "Aim for the head!"
"Roger!" All the pilots responded.
"Fire!"
8 missiles flew across the snowy landscape before striking the head, a massive explosion can be seen along with a lot of smoke. The machine stopped in place. Everyone stopped their bikes and stared.
"Did that work?" asked Numbuh 3.
The smoke cleared and the tortoise's head didn't have any damage whatsoever. The attack just caused the head to face the left. It slowly turned back at the operatives. Suddenly the dish fired an ice blast which nearly hit Numbuh 5's bike. They immediately started driving away.
"AAAH!" They cried in fright as they tried to escape the walking lab.
"That walking behemoth has armor that is too thick rendering our weapons useless! I suggest we initiate our Cetacea protocol!" Numbuh 265 (Lisa) loudly declared.
Numbuh 1 grunted and pulled out his communicator. "Code Whale! Code Whale! We need a Code Whale!"
Numbuh 4 was finishing restraining an unconscious Numbuh 30C's arms. When he and Alfa 111 (Lynn) heard the call. "I'll deal with this guy, go!" Numbuh 4 said.
She nodded and went to the control. She picked up the mic. "Code Whale coming right up Numbuh 1!" She slammed her fist on the button and suddenly sirens blared throughout the sub. The whole vehicle started to rumble. Alfa 111 (Lynn) spoke on the radio. "Numbuh 113 (Lana) we're doing a Code Whale, be ready to let them in!"
"Got it!" She replied.
Suddenly the snow sub was lifted up revealing a small ferry ship. A large garage opened up on the front with a ramp going down and tearing up the snow. Numbuh 113 (Lana) ran to the entrance on the right side and gestured to her friends with her right arm. She can hear everyone screaming in fright as they continued to run and dodge the Labora-Tortoise. "Come on! Get in!" Everyone safely got in the sub. The ramp restricted and the garage closed.
Professor XXXL pressed on his controls ready to give them a heavy hitting attack. "Not bad! But let's see how you like these popsicles, kiddies!" The walking facility got up on two legs again and angled the dish on its back downward. Green energy started to gather at the tip. The scientist laughed evilly.
Suddenly the ferry rose up revealing a large cruise liner, it began to overshadow the lab. Its face actually looked scared. The sub just kept rising. Eventually what came up was a large white, blue, and gray stadium with white wings. On the side were the words "KND SOOPUH-DOME" in white and all upper case.
"Huh?!" the professor yelled in fright. He tried to crawl his machine away, but it was too slow. The dome bobbing through the ice like a predatory whale opened up its large door and scooped up the entire lab in darkness.
Lights came on and illuminated the football field. On top of the lights were automated laser turrets. The scientist's lab was on its back trying to get up but it was useless. Eventually a hatch opened on the stomach of the tortoise and out came Professor XXXL "Ugh. Ugh. Ugh." He panted. Suddenly all turrets aimed right at.
He looked at the right stands and saw all the KND operatives aiming weapons at him. In between Alfa 111 (Lynn) and Numbuh 4 was Numbuh 30C who was on his knees still restrained. Numbuh 1 spoke through a megaphone. "Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like we have you and your insidious device along with this pathetic traitor. So, what are you gonna do now?"
He shook his hands at them. "No wait! You don't understand. I'm trying to help kids not hurt them!"
Numbuh 1 scoffed. "Oh please, like an adult, let alone a villain would care about the kids of this world."
The Louds looked at their leader for a second before again focusing on the enemy.
Numbuh 30C shook his head. "Listen to him! His research will change the world for the better!"
"Shut up!" Numbuh 4 buttstocked him in the stomach with his weapon, before aiming right at his face. "Why'd you do it, huh?! Tell us you traitor! Or else I'll turn your face into a cruddy popsicle!"
"I-I did it…for…a…snow cone!" He confessed.
"Huh?" Everyone then looked at him with confused looks.
"A what?" Numbuh 4 questioned.
"Not just a snow cone! The perfect snow cone! Perfect texture! Perfect temperature! Perfect flavor that doesn't just all sink to the bottom of the cone!" Professor XXXL ranted. "And you idiots have ruined my research! Why?! Why, why, why why, why, why, why, why why!"
The team looked dumbfounded and felt a bit guilty. They had just targeted an innocent man.
"Ohhhhh." Alfa 45 (Luna) winced as she facepalmed.
"I, uh, we thought you were building a, uh." Numbuh 1 stuttered.
"What?! What could you possibly think I was doing in the middle of the North Pole?" The professor angrily asked.
"Um, building a weather control device?" Numbuh 1 shrugged.
"So you can stop schools from having snow days?" Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) also shrugged.
The scientist stared before laughing. "Oh no, no. That's Bob's project. He works just over that hill a couple miles from where my lab was."
Everyone sighed in embarrassment. "Well, we better go after the actual target." Alfa 22 (Lori) said before turning around and glaring at Numbuh 30C. "You literally gave us the wrong scientist!"
He nervously chuckled. "Well, I thought you guys might mistaken Professor XXXL for the target. I thought it was the only way to save his research."
She just glared at him.
"Eh, so uh, can you guys just let me go and well's go after that Bob guy together?" He hopefully reasoned.
Numbuh 1 sighed. "Fine but you're taking point when we go in."
"Oh, does that mean you're putting me in charge?"
He just smirked. "No…it means you'll be fodder for any trap that's in our way."
He gulped.
Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) walked up to him with his arms crossed. "Do this, and well make sure not to tell Global Command of your treachery or Sector H of your embarrassing defeat.
Numbuh 30C's eyes widened. "How did you-
"Is you brain malfunctioning you imbecilic ape?" Numbuh 265 (Lisa) asked. "You were dropping hits like crazy."
Flashback
Everyone was in the garage putting on their winter clothes and prepping weapons to ride their S.K.E.E.B.I.K.E.s
Numbuh 1 put his communicator in his pocket before he heard Numbuh 265 (Lisa) walk up to him. "What is it Numbuh 265 (Lisa)?"
"Sector Leader, I believe that Numbuh 30C intends to betray us."
Numbuh 1 looked surprised. "Are you sure about this?"
She nodded yes. "He was giving off signs of distrust. First off, they're not called white bears, they're polar bears. Second, only a suicidal moron would sleep on a glacier. Third, no matter how much endurance one think's they have against the cold, no one rejects the warming power of hot chocolate."
"Also, he deliberately gave us the wrong coordinates and then tried to blame it on Numbuh 2." Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) also chimed in.
Numbuh 1 took in the information. He was shocked. He was certain that Global Command had recommended him for a reason. Now he was conflicted, does he trust headquarters or his team? With a deep sigh he nodded. "Alright, let Alfa 111 (Lynn) and Numbuh 4 know."
Alfa 22 (Lori) came up to them. "How are we going to let them know without making that guy suspicious?"
Numbuh 265 (Lisa) adjusted her glasses. "Not to worry, I had special chips installed on your phones to help them work even in this part of the globe."
"Aw, thanks Numbuh-wait a minute, you didn't go through phones, did you?" Alfa 22 (Lori) asked with a raised brow, her siblings as well as the rest of the team looked at her suspiciously.
"Noooooo." She smiled and shifted her eyes.
Numbuh 1 shook his head. "Look, we'll worry about that later just send a message to the two above us."
Alfa 22 (Lori) nodded. She began texting her sister.
Above the operatives was Alfa 111 (Lynn) and Numbuh 4 walking through the floor to get the snacks.
"Man, that guy thinks he's so great cause he knows how to fight in the snow." Numbuh 4 complained.
Alfa 111 (Lynn) just looked at him smugly. "You sure you weren't just jealous of him calling Numbuh 3 cute?"
Numbuh 4 coughed a bit. "Uh, no. I just don't want that guy messing around us."
She chuckled as she pulled out her phone. "Alright, what's going on-." She stopped as she saw what was on her phone.
Numbuh 4 looked back at her. "What's wrong?"
She showed him the text.
Lori: The penguin's a rat.
Numbuh 4 smiled evilly. "So, he's fair game then eh."
She nodded before texting.
Lynn: We'll handle him.
End Flashback
Numbuh 30C just looked dumbfounded.
"Next time I suggest studying the arctic before making claims to being there." Numbuh 265 (Lisa) smugly told him as she adjusted her glasses.
"Alright, let's go take care of the real scientist." Numbuh 1 said.
"Uh what about him?" Numbuh 114 (Lola) pointed at Professor XXXL who just waved.
"I'll stay here and look after him." Numbuh 113 (Lana) volunteered.
"Very well. Untie 30C and let's head out." Everyone followed their leader.
Alfa 111 (Lynn) untied Numbuh 30C and shoved a pepper pistol in his hand before grabbing his scarf and glared at him. "Double cross us again, and I'll feed you to a polar bear."
He gulped and nodded.
At another lab that looked similar to Professor XXXL's, a man wearing a simple lab coat, a cyan shirt with a red tie, green pants, black shoes, and glasses was manipulating a control panel. He had white skin, messy brown hair and chin hair. He wore rounded glasses on his face. On the left side of his coat was a blue name tag with "Bob" on it. He laughed evilly before rubbing his hands together in glee." Only minutes to go before my device is complete, and schools will never have a snow day again! His laughter echoed through the room.
*Boom*
"What the?!" He exclaimed,
The door to his control room was blown and before him was Sector V. They all aimed their weapons at him. "Step away from the device." Numbuh 1 ordered.
The scientist gulped and held his hands up.
Bob was being escorted to a prison transport by two guards. Everyone including Professor XXXL was standing in front of his lab now back in its original spot. "Well, another mission well done guys."
"So what are we going to do with his device?" Numbuh 2 asked.
"I think' we'll just destroy it. We simply just want snow days to be safe." Numbuh 1 said.
"Yeah, we don't need Numbuh 265 (Lisa) going crazy again." Numbuh 767 (Lucy) said as she and her siblings glared at their genius sister. They still remembered when she made it snow and went on a snowball rampage.
She just sheepishly chuckled.
"So why do you want to make the perfect snow cone, professor?" Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) asked.
The scientist just smiled. "You see when I was a boy, one of my favorite pastimes with my parents was eating a snow cone. We had so much our mouths were colored. It was also the best time where my family could simply bond and forget our troubles. I want to spread that happiness to kids so that they can experience the cool and tasty comfort I always had."
The KND were touched by this story. Some of them like Numbuh 1 thought that almost all adults were evil, but this one simply wants to make kids happy.
"See I told you guys!" Numbuh 30C bragged.
"Well, why don't we repay you by giving you a new vending machine?" Numbuh 113 (Lana) offered.
"Aw thanks kids."
Location: Virginia, Sector V
The team just got back after dropping off Numbuh 30C back in Sector H. Everyone was just doing their own thing after a mission. Numbuh 1 was sitting in his room on his bed thinking about what happened today. An adult wanting to make kids happy? And a supposed villain at that? It confused him.
He heard knocking. "Come in."
It was Alfa 22 (Lori) and Numbuh 55 (Lincoln).
"You okay Numbuh 1?" She asked.
"Yes, I'm just surprised that a villain like that just really wants to do nice things for kids."
"Well, not everyone above 13 wants to make kids life miserable Numbuh 1." Numbuh 55 (Lincoln) explained. "Just look at my older sisters."
"Yeah, you're right. It's just that, we don't often see adults that want to help out kids."
Alfa 22 (Lori) smiled. "Don't worry, plenty of selfish grown ups out there. But those that actually know what it means to be a grown-up are the ones you want looking out for you. Trust me. After all, I'm sure two of them took care of you all your life." She patted his back before walking out with her brother.
Numbuh 1 laid on his bed looking at the ceiling thinking about what she just said. His mind thought of two people who despite annoying him always cared for him.
"Mom…dad."
End Transmission.
Author's Note
Another one done! Professor XXXL is one of the funniest villains in my opinion.
Reviews
PopCultureFan101: Sorry, I haven't played the game. I may look into it. As for the birthday episodes, I won't be doing them yet cause I have plans for those. But don't worry you will see them.
Guest: Glad you like the surprises and my own take on these episodes. I will be doing operation F.U.G.U.T.I.V.E. and M.O.V.I.E..
The Storyteller993: Hope you enjoy this story.
Shadow Joestar: Yes, they sure can be. Numbuh 274 is certainly hiding something.
Yang34: That is an interesting idea, though Numbuh 86 is Irish.
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