Review Responses:

Ross Does Stories: True, we stan sexism.

Derick Lindsey: Agreed, Emma and Axel are so cringe.

Dudidururoaid: Okay.

"Last time on Total Drama Island, Our contestants did a quiz, then tried to kill Zeke!" Chris said. "Priya won the challenge, and Emma quit the game. We're halfway through the contestants, so let's see what happens next on...

TOTAL!

DRAMA!

ISLAND!"

INTRO

"Thank god that hiatus is over, I was getting bored." Millie said.

"I know right." Tipper said. "I am so cool and edgy that I almost killed everyone out of boredom but I didn't."

"We love you Tipper!" Everyone said.

"Whatever." Tipper said.

"CHALLENGE TIME!" Chris said. "The challenge is to get me a prize for the season, since we don't have a million dollars. Go."

"WHAT ARE WE GONNA FIND?" Bowie screamed at the top of his lungs.

"I'm just gonna use my hat." Wayne said.

"Cool I'll use my hair." Bowie said before shaving all his hair off and putting it in a bag.

"MUST WIN!" Scary Girl said while shoving Ripper in a sack.

"That's concerning." Millie noted.

"SHUT UP! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THE FART FAIRY FROM ME!?" Priya yelled.

"I didn't! I never even kissed him!" Millie protested. "I'm just gonna use this rock as my prize."

Confessional - Priya

"GRRRRRRRR!" Priya growled. "MILLIE'S GONNA PAY FOR STEALING MY BOYFRIEND!"

"AND THEN HE STEALS MY BOYFRIEND!" Raj told Tipper angrily. "GRRRRRRRRR!"

"I'm so edgy, also I broke all your personal belongings." Tipper said. "I'm cool."

Raj noticed his hockey stick was snapped in half. "That's so cool!" Raj said. "Definitely a threatening villain!"

"Okay are we just gonna use Tipper to bitch about how Mal sucks or is he actually gonna do something?" Scary Girl asked.

"I'm gonna make a ton of fan favourites look really stupid." Tipper said.

"Fuck this, I'm off to sabotage Zee." Scary Girl said, dragging the human-shaped sack along with her.

"GRRRRR!" Raj said. "SABOTAGING IS CHEATING!"

"Whatever." Tipper said. "Let's use the two broken halves of the hockey stick handle as our prize."

WITH ZEE...

Zee spotted a bug. "This bug will be perfect!" He said as he went to pick it up.

However, Scary Girl then stomped on it. "Hah! Loser!" She taunted.

Zee spotted another bug. "This bug will be perfect!" He said as he went to pick it up.

However, Scary Girl then stomped on it. "Hah! Loser!" She taunted.

Zee spotted another bug. "This bug will be perfect!" He said as he went to pick it up.

However, Scary Girl then stomped on it. "Hah! Loser!" She taunted.

Zee spotted another bug. "This bug will be perfect!" He said as he went to pick it up.

However, Scary Girl then stomped on it. "Hah! Loser!" She taunted.

Zee spotted another bug. "This bug will be perfect!" He said as he went to pick it up.

However, Scary Girl then stomped on it. "Hah! Loser!" She taunted.

Zee spotted another bug. "This bug will be perfect!" He said as he went to pick it up.

However, Scary Girl then stomped on it. "Hah! Loser!" She taunted.

Zee spotted another bug. "This bug will be perfect!" He said as he went to pick it up.

"I'm bored." Scary Girl said as the walked away.

JUDGING TIME...

"It's judging time!" Chris announced. "Millie, what did you get?"

"I got-" Millie checked her pockets, and found nothing. "WHAT!?"

"So you have nothing?" Chris asked. "0/10!"

"Here's my epic prize, a rock!" Priya said as she handed over the rock.

"Pretty cool!" Chris said. "7/10!"

"YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME!" Millie yelled.

"LMAOOOOOOOO." Priya said.

"Here's a broken half of a hockey stick!" Raj said.

"That's kinda lame, 3/10." Chris said.

"NOOOOO!" Raj screamed.

"Here's a broken half of a hockey stick." Tipper said. "Because whatever."

"So cool! 9/10!" Chris said.

"Here's a bug!" Zee said as he handed over a bug.

"It's okay, I guess." Chris said. "5/10."

"Here's my cap!" Wayne said.

"Based cap, 8/10!" Chris said.

Suddenly, Tipper broke Wayne's cap in half. "How is a broken cap a good prize?" Chris asked. "2/10!"

"Are you kidding me." Wayne asked.

"Here's my hair!" Bowie said. "In a plastic bag."

"Why would I want your hair? You're male!" Chris said. "2/10."

"Ayo wha-"

"Here's Ripper!" Scary Girl said as she pushed Ripper towards Chris.

"A high-larious fart joke character!" Chris said. "10/10!"

Ripper farted. "Ripper, do you have a prize?" Chris asked.

Ripper farted again. "Since you have no prize, you get a 0/10!" Chris announced.

"Scary Girl wins immunity!" Chris also announced.

"NOO!" Everyone yelled.

"I'll see you guys at the elimination later tonight!" Chris said.

Confessional - Bowie

"Mandatory confessional before the elimination." Bowie said.

"Welcome to the elimination!" Chris said. "You've all cast your votes and made your decisions! Marshmallows go to..."

"Scary Girl!" Scary Girl caught the marshmallow.

"Ripper!" Ripper caught the marshmallow.

"Bowie!" Bowie caught the marshmallow.

"Zee!" Zee caught the marshmallow.

"Raj!" Raj caught the marshmallow.

"Wayne!" Wayne caught the marshmallow.

"Priya!" Priya caught the marshmallow.

"Millie!" Millie caught the marshmallow.

"Tipper is out!" Chris announced. "He will be missed."

"GRRRRR!" Tipper said as he broke all the marshmallows. "I mean whatever."

"BYE TIPPER! WE LOVE YOU!" Everyone said.

"This isn't even good or funny satire what the fuck." Scary Girl said as Tipper got kicked into the water by the boot.

"I'm not going anywhere!" Tipper said. "This game's mine, eh? MINE!"

"Uhhh watch more Total Drama Island yayyyyyy." Chris said.

Votes:

Tipper - Scary Girl, Ripper

Wayne - Raj

Raj - Wayne

Priya - Millie

Millie - Priya

Zee - Bowie

Bowie - Zee

Ripper - Tipper

17th - MK

16th - Julia

15th - Damien

14th - Nichelle (Deceased)

13th - Axel

12th - Chase

MERGE

11th - Caleb

10th - Emma

9th - Tipper

Girls: Priya, Millie, Scary Girl

Boys: Bowie, Ripper, Wayne, Raj, Zee

Notes:

I'm so sorry for getting rid of Tipper guys but he was just too cool to keep around.

Also Ripper voted Tipper because he didn't want another person who's name rhymed with Dripper around. Rare Ripper L.