(A smokescreen is seen and a great, golden dragon flies out of it, breathing fire before it turns in a barrel roll formation then turns into a man made entirely of gold with one Perfect Sharingan eye, the other a Rinnegan eye and a third eye on his forehead)
Long live the KING
WHAT IS UP PEOPLE OF THE FANFICTION MULTIVER-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-RSE!
Welcome back to another chapter of "Cooper's creed 3 The Assassin's vault" last time the gang recruited Panda King and his two students, Genji and Hanzo to the gang and foiled forced marriage between Jing King's fiancée now husband, Wong to the cold-hearted, female general, Tsao, sorry…FORMAL general Tsao, now she's just a woman in jail
Also before we start I am sorry for the wait but I've been a little preoccupied in my normal life, watching after my dad's dog while my grandmother takes him to doctor appointments and trying to find pieces for my Halloween costume also…a special announcement, when I finish next month, after Halloween I will be introducing you guys to my OWN…AVATAR, other guys and girls on Fanfiction have avatars of their own and I'm gonna be making my own, so get ready for that
But now I hope you guys are in for a bit of swashbuckling with this one, because it's time for an adventure on the high-seas with plenty of new content from the original Sly Cooper canon story that I hope you like and the chapter ends…with a one-shot
Now, with all that said
LET'S GET IT!
Chapter 7 Dead men tell no tales
(4 weeks later) (Sly's P.O.V)
"It's been three weeks since our China caper and we've been looping Panda King, Genji and Hanzo into the Assassin's vault plan, the three were fitting in nicely with the gang especially Genji and Hanzo, the gang has really taking a liking to them almost like younger siblings eventually we got a message late one Saturday night, Dimitri was calling in the favor that me and Neyla promised him back in Holland, he went ahead and booked the whole team passage under assumed identities to possibly the most dangerous place that the gang was going yet, one that puts every other dangerous place we've been to, to shame…we were going to none OTHER than BLOOD…BATH…BAY…easily the most lawless town on earth, it's home to an entire town of cultural hermits who doggedly maintains the ways of their pirate forefathers as they pillaged, raped and murdered they're way across the Caribbean sea's my uncle heard stories about this place and not even the bravest and toughest of sailors or even the Navy S.E.A.L's some of the best trained killers on EARTH wouldn't DARE go to this place, Dimitri gave us the rundown as we sailed on, he told us that his grandfather, Reme Lousteau was a pioneer in deep sea diving, he made himself a fortune looting undersea ship wrecks for well on thirty years, however his luck eventually ran out when a young cutthroat by the name of "Black spot Peet" stole not only his loot but his precious diving gear as well, a broken man Reme eventually retired from treasure hunting and settled down to start a family, Dimitri growing up on his grandfather's stories dreamed of one day recovering the gear, so that was our task, we'd been called in to retrieve this miraculous diving equipment from one of the most dangerous locations on the planet and if we played our cards right, we might get a frog man out of the deal which according to Bentley would be invaluable in the Assassin's vault job…that Bentley, always thinking steps ahead of the rest of us"
(End of P.O.V) (Blood bath bay, the Caribbean Sea)
After arriving at the bay, the gang found an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of the pirate town, while they were setting up, Sly and Neyla were both sent out to locate the now retired pirate, Black spot Pete
"WOW…I can't BELIEVE we're STANDING in a REAL PIRATE'S TOWN" Neyla said, given her love for the Pirate's of the Caribbean movies, she was a BIG fan of all things pirate
"It's a sight alright but also a just as dangerous as a real pirate town" Sly said
"Of course, love, I'll stay EXTRA close to my bodyguard and his new toy" Neyla told Sly, Sly then took out his new "toy" the Gunbai fan he took from Tsao's treasure temple but it was modified thanks to Aria and Bentley, it was now so that his Rapier could be slid into the butt end of the armament fan's handle making it a fancy sheath for the sword that would lock the Rapier into place until Sly pulled a trigger on the Gunbai's handle to release it, Sly also repainted it giving it a primarily blue color with a secondary white color and even painted the new logo (Sly's calling card logo) that Bentley created on one of the fan's flaps but that wasn't all Aria did, under Sly's request she also added the cane part of the Folding cane on the fan's other side, opposite to where his Rapier went in making it a versatile tool for combat as well as maneuverability and acrobatics
"Aria REALLY outdid herself with this bad boy" Sly said as he hooked the Gunbai sheath on the left side of his belt
"So, where should we start" Neyla asked
"According to Bentley, Black spot Pete has retired and is living here in town, we should find him and ask him what he knows" Sly answered
"Okay" Neyla said
"And look love…I know this is probably the best place we've been so far but try not to get sidetracked" Sly said
"OOOOH, I can't make you any promises" Neyla replied, Sly chuckled at her childish antics but they headed out into town and tracked down Black spot Pete at a local bar, they then contacted Bentley
"Bentley, I think we got eyes on Pete" Neyla said
"That's him alright, Black spot Pete" Bentley said
"REALLY…wow, I didn't think pirates could GET that old, thought scurvy would get em or something" Sly said
"Yeah, he doesn't look THAT dangerous more like a sweet, old man about to take his grandkids out for Trick-Or-Treating" Neyla said
"Don't let your guards down for an instant, guys, all pirates are killers, plain and simple and they DON'T trust outsiders, how's your pirate accent, Sly" Bentley asked
"WHAT, you got a pirate accent" Neyla asked Sly
"Not a very good one, though" Sly replied
"Just give it a whirl, would ya" Bentley asked
"ARGH, I forgot me number two pencil for the scantron test" Sly said in the best pirate accent he could muster
"Oh, ha, ha VERY funny, but it ain't gonna get us nowhere unless you earn Pete's trust" Bentley replied before they hung up, Neyla was trying to hold back her laugher
"What" Sly asked her
"I find your pirate accent…LAUGHABLE" Neyla said with a laugh
"Oh, I'll show you something laughable when I toss YOU around like Elizabeth Swan was on the Black Pearl" Sly replied
"For torture or the chance to see me in a beautiful dress" Neyla asked
"I haven't decided yet, cover me from the rooftop while I go talk to the old bird" Sly said before he went to talk to Black spot Pete and Neyla covered him from the rooftops
"Black spot Pete, I've come to talk of treasure, a subject I hear your…VERY intimate with" Sly said
"TREASURE, aye, but I won't chatter with the likes of YOU on so blessed a subject, GET OUT OF M'SIGHT LANDLUBBER, all my years I only spoke of the golden kindness with me partner, Cantankerous Tim" Pete said
"Perhaps we can strike a bargain then" Sly asked
"ARE YOU DEAF YOU FUCKING PRICK, SHUT YOUR MOUTH HOLE, LUDDER or I'll cork it with me cutlass, hard on the tonsils, I assure ya" Pete replied before Sly rejoined Neyla on the rooftop
"Well" Neyla asked
"WHEW, the mouth on that guy" Sly said
"Really" Neyla asked
"Yep, forget that sweet, old man taking his grandkids out for Halloween, you would hear more pleasant comments from a sailor in comparison" Sly answered
"You know, I got half a mind to go down there and TURN that grumpy, old BASTARD into a feather duster for talking to MY MAN LIKE THAT" Neyla replied as she was about to go down there and do what she said she would do, only Sly held her back
"WHOA, WHOA, easy, beautiful tigress, he's a pirate, what else would you expect, besides he's got information we need" Sly said before
"Then let me go down there and BEAT it out of him" Neyla said
"You really would beat up an old man" Sly asked, Neyla thought about it, sure he is a pirate and insulted her man but…he was still an old man, wouldn't really sit well with the gang's honorable thieves code, Neyla sighed
"FINE…he's just lucky he's an old man or I would kick his ass" Neyla said
"Of that I have NO doubt" Sly replied
"So, what do we do if he won't talk" Neyla asked Sly then contacted Bentley
"Come in Bentley" Sly called
"So, how'd it go with Pete" Bentley asked
"To say "Salt of the earth that Black spot Pete" would be too nice to describe that guy" Sly replied
"It figures, if we're gonna get anywhere with Pete, we'll have to FOOL him into thinking that your Cantankerous Tim" Bentley said
"What happened to Tim anyway" Neyla asked through her earpiece
"It wasn't pretty, from what I've heard his lieutenants mutinied on him and not only sent him to Davey Jones's locker but also took EVERYTHING he had including his pirate outfit" Bentley answered
"What, no honor amongst thieves" Sly asked
"Apparently not these kinds of thieves" Neyla answered
"Well, this is the last pirate town on earth, those outfit pieces have GOTTA be around here somewhere" Sly said
"Right you are, check out your binocucom's and look on that small island near town" Bentley said before Neyla took out her binocucom and Sly used his zoom lenses on his mask
"See that fella over there" Bentley as the lovers spotted a larger than normal flashlight guard
"Yeah" Sly answered
"That's Stone Jake, toughest guy you'll EVER meet, he took Tim's eyepatch" Bentley said, Sly then looked around and saw something they could use
"Tough, huh…how about tough enough to take a fallen anchor to the head" Sly asked as Neyla followed her lover's line of sight and saw the hanging anchor
"OH, devious, love" Neyla said
"Good thinking Sly, now I've heard that Jake has a thing about monkey's if one of you whacks the palm trees to lure him under the anchor" Bentley said before he hung up
"Stand by the anchor, tigress, I'll lure him under it, once in position…you know what to do" Sly told Neyla who separated and Sly whacked multiple palm trees to led Jake under the anchor to which Neyla let lose
"TRICKY MONKEY'S" Jake said before he died under the weight of the anchor
"OOOOOOOOH" Sly and Neyla both groaned, that hurt to just WATCH (You know when you see something painful happen to other people and you just go "OOOH" yeah, that hurt to just watch)
"That's gonna be one HELL of a migraine" Sly said as he took the eyepatch
"Yeah, I kind a feel sorry for the guy" Neyla said
"Nice work you two, the next lieutenant is in town" Bentley said before Sly and Neyla tracked down the next of Tim's lieutenant's who had flashlight bodyguards with him
"That's him, the second lieutenant, you need to steal his peg leg" Bentley said
"PEG LEG" Neyla asked
"Serious, don't you think that's a little…harsh, even by pirate standards" Sly asked
"Sorry guys but Sly's gonna need it for the Cantankerous Tim costume, it's one of a kind, the real problem is getting past his bodyguards" Bentley said
"No problem, I can use my firecracker darts to lure them away to which Neyla can take care of them, then I'll go for the leg" Sly replied before the lovers got to it and managed to lure and dispatch the guards before Sly moved in and pickpocketed the screws to the lieutenant's pegleg with his new hooked Gunbai fan and eventually getting at the pegleg and knocking the guy out
"Sorry about this pal…but until you wake up sleep well…and dream of BEAUTIFUL pirate women" Sly whispered into the ear of the lieutenant before he met up with Neyla
"Alright you two, ONE more lieutenant to go, Twitchy Ned, but I'm afraid he's gotten wind that someone's taking out lieutenants and he's hiding out up in the crows nest of one of the ships around here" Bentley called through the earpieces
"Then we'll have to get help" Sly said as he whistled for Synu who landed on his left forearm gauntlet
"Synu, around about" Sly said before the eagle went back up into the sky and Sly used Eagle vision to look around and he found Twitchy Ned in a crows nest
"GOT IT, let's go" Sly said as he and Neyla made their way to the ship where Ned was hiding out in and it was a BIG…BEAUTY OF A SHIP (Okay…okay…so, nothing against the pirate ship that was used in the third Sly Cooper game, but, it wasn't exactly…my type of ship, so I'm throwing in a replacement, this ship is like the pirate ship used by the pirate queen Kordon from the TV show "Thundarr the barbarian", I saw this baby and decided I HAD to put it in something, if you don't know what it looks like, look it up on Google but instead of the number 38 on it, it had a large skull and crossbones on it, the mast of sails was in the center of the boat not connected to the control tower on the right side of the ship it had a total of twenty broadside cannons, ten on each side with four puckle gun stations, four Carronades and a huge collection of burning oil barrels in the back, under the main tower there was the wheel to control the shield and under it on the outside of the protective railing was a figure head in the shape of a dark blue-colored Kraken and the mast and sails behind the control tower were also a dark blue color with a depicture of a Kraken on them, it was large but not so large that a crew as big as the Cooper gang couldn't pilot it)
"WOW" Neyla muttered marveling at the large ship
"Yeah, quite a sight to behold…I hope you don't take this personally Neyla, but this pretty much trumps ALL the ships from the Pirates of the Caribbean's…including the Queen Ann's revenge AND Black pearl" Sly said
"None taken…this baby would possibly put them all to shame" Neyla replied before the two went climbing the ships masses to where Ned was hiding out
"Gotta stay alert Ned, stay away, keep ya wits about ya, keep sharp, sharp as an axe, sharp as a barbers razor, sharp as…I don't know, something sharp" Ned muttered to himself before he noticed Sly and Neyla climbing up to him
"AH-HA, I KNEW IT…tis true, agents of Tim's come for REVENGE" Ned shouted before he jumped out of the nest and used a rope to quickly descend before making a run for it
"WE NEED THAT HAT" Neyla shouted
"GET AFTER HIM" Sly shouted as he and Neyla took off after Ned who they chased through town, though he tried to throw them off by using a couple of dangerous machinery to try and shake the two lovers, they weren't gonna let that stop them, they soon cornered Ned by the sea
"Avast there, ye've got me back to the sea…I YIELD" Ned said, pleading for his life
"Easy there mate, I just wanted your hat" Sly said
"ME HAT…that's what this whole game of cat and mouse was about, ME HAT, take the moldy cut o'cloth and AWAY WITH THE BOTH OF YA" Ned said as he handed Sly the hat
"With pleasure" Sly said as Ned ran off, Sly then put the stolen items together and made the Cantankerous Tim disguise, Neyla though it made him look so handsome
"How do I look" Sly asked Neyla
"Even better than Captain Jack Sparrow…mmm, just carry me away, why don't you" Neyla asked in a flirty tone
"Oh, I'll do more than THAT" Sly said
"And…what would you do with me once you got me all alone" Neyla asked, Sly then whispered something in her ear, she then gasped and blushed
"LOVE" Neyla said
"After this is all done, I'll do JUST that, but business before pleasure, love" Sly replied with a kiss on her nose and a giggle from Neyla
"Don't forget your pirate accent this time" Neyla said
"I won't" Sly replied before they went back to Black spot Pete with his disguise on
"Ahoy, Black spot Pete" Sly greeted Pete in his pirate accent
"WHU…WELL BLOW ME DOWN…CONTANKEROUS TIM, ye back you TWO-FACED SCALLYWAG" Pete replied
"Aye matey, and…not to be rude but let's talk of treasure, ARGH" Sly replied
"How about a round of vinegar talk first, you baboon-faced toilet" Pete replied
"I've heard of this before Sly, it's customary for pirates to engage in insult competitions…just make sure you NEVER repeat an insult that's already been said" Bentley said in Sly's earpiece
"AYE, let's have a go at it" Sly replied to Pete
"You take the first broadside shipmate" Pete replied as Sly came up with an insult
"You're a bleating, toothless, cow-pie" Sly said
"HA, you swears like a child, you're a…pig-breathed, twisted, swabber" Pete replied
"Oh yeah, well you're a pin-headed, pus-faced, anchor head" Sly replied
"HAR, HAR, but me thinks you're a marooned, clam-tongued, waste of skin" Pete fired back
"Maybe so, but you're an idiotic, cross-eyed, sack O'maggots" Sly replied
"That be true enough, but you're a stupid, grog-abusing, piece of filth" Pete replied
"One or two of those MIGHT be true, but you're a blathering, seaweed-slurpin, cabin boy" Sly replied
"TRUE, TRUE, but me thinks you're a donkey-eared, Scurvy-ridden, bag of vomit" Pete replied
"Oh, REALLY NOW, well you're nothing more than a gum-chewing, sunburnt eyed, barnacle on the dingy of life" Sly replied
"HA, HA, HA, Cantankerous TIM, it MUST BE YOU, this old Sea god and his sun burned eyes for not recognizing you straight away, I've never met a man on land or sea who can curse HALF as well as you can…tell me shipmate, why after so long you choose to drop anchor now" Pete asked
"I've come for me share of the treasure we swiped from that landlubber, Reme Lousteau" Sly answered, still using his pirate accent
"Twas a good haul that was, I speak of it while drunk often, you and I, burying the loot in the belly of Dagger Island, AYE and many a year I kept the map to the treasure hidden, safe as a swaddling babe" Pete said
"Then what are we waiting for, let's take the map and find our haul, we could live like the LORDS we were BORN to be" Sly replied
"It shames me and cuts me DEEPER than a cutlass to have to tell you this shipmate, but I lost my galleon in a game of poker and WORSE yet…the map was stolen by that terror, Captain Lefwee" Pete said
"WHAT, I would have rammed my cutlass through the man's CANNONBALLS before I let him make off with such a prize" Sly replied
"This Lefwee is no ordinary buccaneer, no, he's earned the reputation as the smartest man on the Seven Sea's, the devil lives in yonder keep…tis there you'll find the map and your DEATH as well, if you go for the treasure map you go alone, me seafaring days are long behind me" Pete replied
"Much obliged, Pete, may fair winds fill your sails in your future" Sly replied
"And yours as well…you skinny, malodorous, hairy-palmed, bottom feeder" Pete replied before Sly and Neyla went back to the safehouse and with the info gained, Bentley put a slideshow together as the night approached they got some sleep
(The next day)
The second day of the pirate operation came and Bentley laid down his plan to the gang
(Slideshow)
"Thanks to information from Black spot Pete we've got a led on Reme Lousteau's treasure, it's buried somewhere on Dagger Island, a landmass MANY leagues from our position, to make the journey, we'll have to steal a ship from the pirates, but not just ANY ship, we need one of their BEST, which is why we'll need "The deaths hand" one of the best ships that belongs to this guy Pete mentioned, Lefwee, the pirates usually use it to raid the LARGEST of convoy's that travel the sea, but stealing such a beast isn't gonna be easy given the cutthroat nature of the…well, the cutthroats, first up T'Challa, Zak, Genji and Hanzo you four will need to steal a couple of Jollyboats and take out the rutters on the other ships in port making sure NONE of them can chase after us after we steal "The death's hand" and make to open ocean, however this is more than likely to draw the attention of the Harbor patrol, so be ready for a sea battle you four when they show up your gonna have to take them all out, once that's done NO one can chase after us once we've stolen their second most prized ship, meanwhile, me, Cammy and Penelope will work together to break into Lefwee's keep and steal the map to the buried treasure, however we should keep our guards up, we don't know too much about this Lefwee character but if this title of his "The smartest man on the Seven sea's" is even remotely true then we should watch out tails"
(End of slideshow)
Once the slideshow was done, Bentley, Aria and Penelope were about to go out until the door suddenly FLUNG OPEN
"WHAT THE HELL" Sly shouted, he expected to see Kion, but it wasn't him, however it was a familiar face that was in the doorway, it was Trixie, Muggshot's protégé, pointing her Cold 1911's at Bentley and sporting a new outfit (She wears the the dark blue, zipped-up miniskirt with dark brown belt and brown heeled belt-buckled with flap boots Carmelita wears in "Sly Cooper 4 Thieves in time" a dark red shirt, fingerless black gloves and wore her aviator jacket she wore back in Holland but with the sleeves rolled up to the elbows)
"Thought I would find you guys here" Trixie said
"UGH, are you KIDDING ME" Murray said
"HER AGAIN" Shazza asked as she drew her boomerang
"Um, sorry but, WHO THE HELL IS THIS" Genji asked
"Genji, Hanzo, Trixie, Trixie, Hanzo and Genji" Zak said with quick introduction
"TRIXIE, how did you find us" Bentley asked
"It wasn't easy, it took me WEEKS to track you guys down, but I figured since you were talking to that lizard guy over there back in Holland, I should monitor his Email chatroom and eventually I hit paydirt and it doesn't take a genius to track where you guys were heading" Trixie explained
"Well, you're a LITTLE outnumbered here" Cammy said
"Yep" Hanzo said
"Look" Sly said as he stepped forward with his hands raised but then Trixie pointed her guns at him
"HOLD IT" Trixie said
"Trixie, look, there's obviously things we need to work out here…so instead of using guns we can…seat down and talk this thing over, like civilized people" Sly said
"I say we just kick her ass and send her home on a boat" Shazza said
"I'M FOR THAT" Murray said
"Agreed" Helen said
"And why the hell should I listen to a murderer" Trixie asked
"MURDERER" Genji and Hanzo asked at once
"My friend and mentor, Muggshot…he KILLED him" Trixie said
"Muggshot…AH, now I recognize you, young one" Panda King spoke up as Trixie looked at the panda and she recognized him
"Wh…wait a minute…your Panda King" Trixie asked
"Yes" Panda King answered
"Master, you KNOW this girl" Genji asked
"This girl has a couple GUNS in your face junior" Trixie said
"JUNIOR" Genji asked, feeling insulted before Sly quickly disarmed Trixie of her weapons with lightning-fast speed before Trixie could reach for more weapons hidden on her somewhere, T'Challa quickly same up to her and put her arm in a pressure lock and slammed her face on a nearby table
"GAAAH" Trixie grunted as she felt the pressure in her left arm everyone reeling back at the sudden action
"AYYYY, LIGHTNING-FAST" Dimitri said
"Nice one, T'Challa" Zak told his fellow apprentice
"He always was fast" Helen added, T'Challa then reached into her jacket
"Hey, hey, HEY, easy where you put your hands buddy, or you'll lose em" Trixie said
"I wouldn't be so mouthy with your face buried in the table like this" T'Challa replied before he pulled a Tomahawk out
"Another other attempt to attack one of my own and will burry this in your skull" T'Challa told Trixie before he buried the Tomahawk in the table
"Neyla, Jasmine search her, make sure she doesn't have any more surprises up her sleeves" Sly said as Neyla and Jasmine started searching Trixie good and found MORE than a few weapons on hand not only was she carrying her pair of Cold 1911's and the Tomahawk T'Challa found on her but they also found a pair of brass knuckles, two combat daggers, a small, folding crossbow and bolts, small blowpipe and darts, small bombs and even sawed off shotgun which they all put on a nearby table, she had them in her clothing, in her boots, under her skirt and even some in her undergarments and bra
"DAMN…she came PACKING SERIOUS HEAT" Dimitri said
"Like a small one-woman army" Genji said
"Wow, you GO girl" Cammy added
"Looks like she knows how to handle herself" Shazza said
"Da" Helen muttered "Yes" in Russian, now Trixie was sat down and handcuffed to a solid surface
"Alright, we got her, now what" Aria asked
"An interesting arsenal, you pick up more than fighting skills in your time" Mario asked after stepping up to Trixie
"Girl needs to be prepared either on a hot date or when trouble comes looking for ya" Trixie answered
"Damn straight" Neyla said
"Okay, so what you track us down and look to settle the score with me once and for all, that's what this is about" Sly asked, Trixie paused before she signed
"As much as I would LOVE to get some payback for sending me to jail and your girl insulting me…being in jail for half a month gave me time to think…originally I wanted to BLOW that head off your shoulders Cooper…but now, I wanna talk" Trixie said
"Before or AFTER you planned on splitting his head open with your Tomahawk OR shooting him with any of those gun's we found on you" T'Challa asked
"I only brought out the guns to get ya'lls attention and to say my peace" Trixie said
"You could have just knocked" Murray said
"I like kicking in doors better" Trixie said
"Or called" Genji added
"So, Five-O could track me down after I escaped prison, NO thank you" Trixie said
"Or, oh, I don't know, sent a TEXT" Aria added
"Never got into social media, I don't even have a smartphone" Trixie said
"Wait, REALLY" Zak asked
"Yeah" Trixie answered
"How can you live with yourself" Cammy said
"I like keeping things simple in my social life" Trixie answered
"And the other weapons" Bentley asked
"I was coming to a literal pirate town with one of the worst reputations on the planet for theft, rape and murder…they don't trust outsiders and unless Ann Bonney's around, no WAY was I gonna come to an island of all men without means to defend myself from anyone of these men who probably haven't see a woman in like…EVER" Trixie answered
"Can't argue with that logic" Shazza said
"I HEAR you sister" Cammy added
"Besides I don't even WANNA imagine what they would do to me if they ever get their FILTHY hands on me" Trixie said
"But you were so hellbent on killing Sly, why talk to us now" Mario asked, Trixie sighed before she spoke
"What you said back in your air hangar, Mario…I've been thinking about it…while I was in jail for a spell, by the way I don't suppose any of you had anything to do with me ending up in jail" Trixie asked the others, Bentley then slightly hid behind Murray
"Ah, well at any rate I want the whole story, what Muggshot did to you and Sly" Trixie asked
"What do we do, Sly" Bentley asked
"Well…Bentley, Penelope, Cammy, you all get out there and do your supposed to do…this is gonna take some explaining" Sly told the three before they went out
"Oh boy…okay, let's start at the beginning Mario" Sly told his uncle
"That would be wise, nephew" Mario said
(Outside)
Once outside and in position with some new technology that Penelope and Cammy came up with, Bentley was in position and contacted the ladies
"Cammy, Penelope I'm in position with your hover spectrometer, once I launch the device scan for metal structures that resemble a safe or a chest that the Dagger Island treasure map might be stores in" Bentley called
"Rodger Bentley, let's light this candle" Penelope said
"Oh, be still my HEART…she made and obscure Nasa reference…why do the girls always have to go for one of the other guys, it's JUST NOT FAIR" Bentley said
"What was that, I didn't read ya" Penelope asked, Bentley slightly blushed from her response
"OH…nothing, I was just saying…that we've got fair winds for lift off…LET'S DO IT" Bentley replied before the device was launched and it hovered over Lefwee's keep
"The data's coming in" Cammy said
"We're picking up on something" Penelope added before a pirate spotted the device
"WH, what manner of witchcraft is THAT, oh well, best to shoot first and ponder later" The pirate said before he shot the device, scattering it
"NO, WE HAVEN'T DOWNLOADED YET" Penelope shouted
"AH, the pieces are still intact" Bentley said before he contacted the girls
"The disc is shattered, but we can STILL retrieve the data" Bentley said
"But it's broken Bentley and me and Penelope rigged the thing with a self-destruct system should anyone try to retrieve it after a malfunction" Cammy explained
"Hmm, the disc will destroy itself if anyone tries to pick it up…AH-HA, what if we could read the disc contents BEFORE ever touching it" Bentley asked
"How" Penelope asked
"Your RC CAR" Bentley answered
"RIGHT, I could use my RC car to go out and collect the data, it's got the same code base as the hover spectrometer, it should be able to download its contents" Penelope said
"And then we're know where to strike in Skull keep" Cammy added before Penelope sent out her RC car to drive out and retrieve all seven pieces of the disc, the pirates seemed to be afraid of technology, so Penelope needed to be careful around them with her RC car but after getting all the pieces, she drove it back to the safehouse where Cammy, Bentley and she were waiting
"That should do it" Penelope said
"GREAT work on the RC car, Penelope" Cammy said as Bentley read the data
"Hold on…HOLD ON…I've GOT IT, there's a massive chest near the top East facing windows, let's go" Bentley said before the three moved out and got to Lefwee's fortress but the bridges were raised
"This Lefwee guy is really onto us, he must have seen the disc and raised the draw bridges" Cammy said
"Then there's no way in" Penelope asked
"Not necessarily, I've dealt with people like this before, despite how level-headed they appear they can't help but think that some of if not ALL their men might eventually turn on em, so they keep an escape plan ready just in case something like that happens, you just gotta look around" Bentley explained
"WOW, Sly's really taught you a lot" Penelope said
"Sly…we're a team…in case you haven't notice before you and Aria showed up, I was the brains of the operations, he's just a field man" Bentley said
"Just a field man, sounds like you're a little jealous" Penelope said
"Well…y-yeah, I guess I am a little jealous…I wish I wasn't in this chair…I wish I could run on ropes, jump on small points and fight like Sly does, I even wish I could somehow attract the girls like he does…but I can't" Bentley said, meanwhile Cammy just listened
*He's REALLY jealous of Sly…even more so when Penelope's got a crush on him* Cammy said in her mind, she heard what Bentley said about it not being fair why the girls had to go for one of the other males on the team and not him, but she chose to not say anything
"Well, you can do other stuff, Sly can't require a satellite or write ASCII code" Penelope said
"Sly can't even SPELL ASCII" Bentley replied
"Yeah, he's not the most technical guy, besides I've seen the way Neyla is attached to Sly a lot, one could even say they're attached at the hip" Penelope said
"That's because Sly has been in love with her even before he knew what love MEANT" Bentley answered
"WOW…he really must love her" Penelope said
"They've become almost inseparable since they reunited three years ago and it's easy to see they're unwaveringly faithful to each other" Bentley answered
"Sounds like a love you find in a fairy tale or something" Penelope said
"Except it's not, it's real, but anyway, we should get moving, best not keep the other waiting, right" Cammy asked
"Yeah, let's stop standing around here…OH…sorry about that standing comment" Penelope told Bentley
"That's alright, I know you didn't mean anything by it, it's just an expression…and hopefully I'll be able to stand after that operation" Bentley replied before they poked around and found a bunch of floating crates leading to the back of the Skull keep where Bentley had to bomb a support beam to lower an upper walkway, the three eventually laid eyes on the "Smartest man in the Seven Sea's" himself, Lefwee
"SHHH, that's GOTTA be Lefwee" Bentley whispered
"He doesn't look like much" Cammy said
"Still, this is his territory here, let's get up where no one will see us" Bentley whispered
"Agreed" Penelope replied before the three got to a high vantage point and listened in on Lefwee with the pirate with him
"I'll tell ye something by thunder, that disc in the sky was JUST the beginning" Lefwee said
"But sir tis gone, the bridges are hauled up like a dead shark and all's as clear as the morning dawn" The pirate said
"Sure, sure…every man's entitled to thar opinion" Lefwee said before he ran the pirate through with his cutlass, the guard died in mere minutes before Lefwee dumped his body over the fortress walls (Okay, I know Tsao was the BIGGEST jackass in Sly Cooper game history, what with his BEYOND planet-sized God complex and his sexist remarks but Lefwee…the guy is SO unhinged that he doesn't even take being talked back to or corrected on something…I mean seriously, you even so much as talk BACK to this guy and WHAM you get a sword through your chest, guy is CAN YOU SAY PURE PSYCHOTIC!?)
"BUT I'LL BE HAVING NO MORE OF EM, SECOND MATE JONES" Lefwee called out as another pirate came out
"YES SIR" Jones said as he stood in attention
"Your now promoted to captain of the guard" Lefwee said
"TH-TH-TH-THANK YOU SIR" Jones said
"Double the patrol's and keep an eye out…there's a storm blowing in, I'll just be inside torturing the prisoner's…CALL OUT if you need…HELP" Lefwee said
"NO SIR…I MEAN, AYE-AYE SIR" Jones replied before Lefwee walked away and four guards and Jones took up patrol around the area
"We'll never get inside with these pirates guarding the door" Penelope said
"Then, it's a good thing I brought THIS little beauty" Bentley said as he pulled out a bomb
"What's that for" Penelope asked
"A little something, something me and Aria worked on, we call it the "Double whammy" but, you might wanna cover your ears for this one" Bentley said before he tossed the bomb down to the guards and the three covered their ears, the bomb first started admitting a siren-like call that pulled the guards in with its hypnotizing melody but then when the guards were all gathered around it, suddenly the bomb admitted a POWERFUL sonic burst which sent the guards all FLYING in different directions and off the side of the fortress either into the sea or onto the pavement where they splattered
"WOW" Penelope said as the three came down from their vantage point
"WHAT A BOMB" Penelope said
"I'll have to tell Aria that this thing worked SO PERFECTLY" Cammy said
"I got the idea from Jasmine's Cheetah cry, beautiful at first to lure the targets towards it like a Siren but then BLASTS them with a FUS RO DAH" Bentley said before they moved into the guarded room after opening a standard, double button door and found a HEAVILY trapped chest in the corner of the room
"This must be it" Bentley said
"WHOA, even my aunt's safes were NEVER as fortified with traps like THIS" Cammy said
"I don't know, looks pretty rustic and straightforward, is I had my spanner set this would be a cake walk" Penelope said
"Then let's head back to the safehouse and get your tools" Bentley said
"Yeah, I'm getting creeped out by this place" Cammy said
"You two go ahead, I wanna stay behind and study it some more" Penelope said
"Okay, I'll be back in a flash" Bentley said before he and Cammy went off, after getting back to the safehouse and got the spanner's Penelope needed
"We've got your spanners and we're on my way back" Bentley called Penelope over the earpiece but she then opened the chest and took the treasure map
"GREAT, but I think I've already got it, this is IT, the Dagger Island treasure map" Penelope said before a white powder was shot out from the chest and it hit Penelope in the face
"AAAAAH, MY EYES" Penelope shouted
"PENELOPE WHAT IS IT, WHAT'S WRONG" Cammy called in the earpiece
"UGH, I can't SEE some kind of blinding dust" Penelope replied before Bentley took out his binocucom and spotted Penelope falling out of the window of Skull keep
"WHOA" Penelope shouted before she impacted on the ground, a little hurt but otherwise, okay
"I'm alright, but I can't see a THING and I can't get back to the safehouse with the bridges still raised" Penelope said into the earpiece as she tried to find her way
"I'LL SAVE YOU…I'LL, I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING" Bentley said as he thought about it for a few minutes before he looked at the RC car the team used earlier and then thought of something
"THAT'S IT" Bentley said before he took out something it was Aria's Grapple-camera
"Hey, isn't that Aria's" Cammy asked
"She lend it to me for a spell to work out come kinks to the design, but I need to borrow it for what I have in mind" Bentley said
"And what's THAT" Cammy asked
"I'm sure Penelope won't mind if I take the turret off her RC car" Bentley said before he worked quickly and mounted the turret on the Grapple-camera
"OH, I think I get ya" Cammy said
"Then I hope it's enough to GET Penelope out of this situation" Bentley said
"HURRY GUYS, I'm getting kind of scared here" Penelope called, Bentley then sent out the Grapple-camera and using its new turret blasted the mechanism that held up the bridges
"I heard the bridge fall but I don't think I'll be able to get back to the safehouse blinded like this" Penelope called
"I got it, Bentley make a bird call with the Grapple-camera's speaker" Cammy said
"PERFECT, the guards will think nothing of it and Penelope can follow it back to the safehouse, Penelope did you hear that" Bentley asked through the earpiece
"Yeah, I heard, just don't get too far away or I won't be able to hear you" Penelope called back
"Don't worry, I won't I promise" Bentley replied before he used the G.C's speaker in the form of bird calls, Bentley was able to guide Penelope back to the safehouse without alerting the guards
"PENELOPE" Bentley said in relief as he stood in front of the blind mouse
"BENTLEY…I…YOU" Penelope said before she hugged him
"UM, y-your welcome" Bentley said as he hugged her back
"Pretty slick idea you had there Bentley, attaching a turret to the Grapple-camera" Cammy said
"It was a stroke of genius is what it was, I was REALLY scared back there for a second…you saved my life, Bentley" Penelope said
"Come on, let's get you in so Jasmine can take a look at you and see if that powder has no permanent effects" Bentley said as he helped Penelope inside so Jasmine could get a look at her before Genji and Hanzo were set out
"Let's get out there, brother" Genji told Hanzo
"RIGHT behind you" Hanzo replied before the two went out to wait for T'Challa and Zak to come around with the jollyboat's, Bentley then contacted the two
"Alright you two we need to destroy the rutters on the galleons in port, with the rutters on their ships disabled, the pirates WON'T be able to chase after us when we make for Dagger Island" Bentley explained
"What about the other ships at anchor in the harbor…they're BEGGING to be sabotaged" Genji said
"I wouldn't worry about them" Bentley said
"How come" Genji asked
"Because they won't have time to row out and get then rigged in time to chase us, we'll be LONG gone by then" Hanzo explained
"Oh" Genji said
"Besides once you start shooting at those rutters, the Harbor patrol is SURE to show up" Bentley said
"If there's something that needs breaking, we're the guys for the job" Hanzo said before T'Challa and Zak came up to Genji and Hanzo in jollyboat's
"AHOY YA LANDLUBBERS" Zak shouted
"Permission to come aboard" Genji asked as he rode with Zak and Hanzo rode with T'Challa
"Granted" T'Challa said
"Good luck out there, sailors" Bentley told the four through the earpiece, T'Challa, Zak, Genji and Hanzo went out and managed to destroy the rutters, a total of six of them, T'Challa and Zak rowed the boats while Genji and Hanzo aimed and fired the cannons on the boats
"I think that was all of them" Hanzo said
"Nice rowing guys" Genji told T'Challa and Zak
"Don't pat each other on the back so soon, we've got INCOMING" T'Challa called as he pointed at the approaching Harbor patrol
"You can say that again, the Harbor patrol has arrived" Bentley said
"Now the real fun begins" Zak said
"Um, they look pretty well-armored, are these cannons even gonna cut it Bentley" Hanzo asked over the earpiece
"Your right, Hanzo they are too well-armed for your cannonballs" Bentley said
"Any way to deal with it" Genji asked
"T'Challa, Zak you guys need to RAM them with your jollyboats to knock off the armor before you can send em to Davy Jones's locker" Bentley answered
"ALRIGHT, I'm TIRED Of dodging cannonballs" Genji said
"I'M WITH YA BROTHER, time to CRACK SOME SKULLS JOLLYBOAT STYLE, RUN IN FEAR HARBOR PATROL SISSIES, WE'RE GONNA RAM YOU ALL INTO NEXT WEEK, YAAAAAAAARG" Zak shouted
"CHAAAAAAAARGE" Genji shouted as well as they charged in
"UGH, that's my brother, jumping in head-first" Hanzo said
"Zak is the same way a lot of times, so I get where you're coming from" T'Challa said
"Well…shall we" Hanzo asked
"Might as well" T'Challa replied before he and Hanzo joined the two in battle against the Harbor patrol, like Bentley said the armor of their boats needed to be knocked off before sinking them but they managed it, after taking out all eight of them, it looked like they were all clear
"ALRIGHT, this badass team kicks ASS YET AGAIN" Zak shouted
"HELL EYAH" Genji shouted
"Nice shooting you two, well done" T'Challa said
"Thanks" Both Genji and Hanzo answered before more trouble showed up
"Um…guys" Hanzo said before they saw a large ship called a Cutter
"Oh shit" T'Challa muttered, he then contacted Bentley
"Bentley, we've got a problem out here" Zak called into the earpiece
"UHH, sorry guys…I wasn't aware that the Harbor patrol HAD A CUTTER, you're not done yet" Bentley said
"That thing is BIG" Genji said
"Everything has a weak spot we just need to find this one" Hanzo said as he pulled out a spyglass and looked for a weakness
"Spot anything" T'Challa asked Hanzo
"Yeah, the mast, it looks like they've been doing some patch work on it for a while now" Hanzo answered
"So, it makes sense that the mast would be its weak spot" T'Challa said
"Then THAT'S where we target" Genji said
"OH YEAH, that mast will FALL before our combined awesomeness, no matter how many cannons they come to bear, we will bear it" Zak said
"Look, Zak I know your always up for a scrape and um…not to sound like a wimp here but…I vote we dodge their cannonballs instead of taking a direct hit" Genji said
"I agree" T'Challa added
"Aye" Hanzo also added
"Or we could dodge…dodging's good to" Zak said before the two headed into battle against the Cutter, though they were bigger and had more cannons onboard, the two easily maneuvered around the slow-moving ship and blasted the mast to SPLINTERS, sinking it into the depths
"TEAM AWESOME DOES IT AGAIN" Murry shouted
"Yeah, nice shotting you two" T'Challa told Genji and Hanzo
"Come on, we couldn't have done it without you guys" Genji said
"Yeah, you guys kept us out of danger, we REALLY appreciate that" Hanzo added
"When you four are done making out, I'll see you back at the safehouse, SHEESH" Bentley said into the earpieces
"Ignore him" T'Challa told Genji and Hanzo who laughed, the four then returned to the safehouse
(Safehouse)
When the four got back to the safehouse they saw Trixie uncuffed
"Um…is there a reason Trixie is uncuffed" T'Challa asked
"There is…we've got ourselves some help" Mario said
"What now" Genji and Hanzo asked at once
"Um…you mind running that buy us, sir" Zak asked Mario
"I've got the whole story from both Mario and Panda King" Trixie said as she stood in front of Sly
"And" Sly asked
"You…did what you had to do to set things right, I know I'm supposed to be mad at you for killing the man who I considered one time to be like a second father to me but…now that I see what he's done, I can't help but feel…ashamed" Trixie said
"And you didn't feel that way about WORKING with him in the past" Bentley asked
"Look, I know better than you all the kind of person that Muggshot was…he made me feel like I belonged somewhere" Trixie said
"Belong" T'Challa asked
"Where I was growing up as a little girl I belonged to a real classy family, you know the type" Trixie said
"Snobbish" Jasmine asked
"Wound up too tight" Aria asked
"Narcissistic" Neyla asked
"Controlling" Cammy asked
"Self-centered assholes" Shazza asked
"SHAZZA" Guru snapped a little
"No, she's right, all of them are right, they didn't like how I was…turning out, always making me dress in these STUPID clothes and doing my hair like they wanted, they never once asked me what I wanted" Trixie said
"I know what that's like" Cammy muttered
"Sounds like a life I wouldn't want" Helen said
"As someone who was forced to live such a life for a long time…you DON'T" Trixie said
"So, you ran away, I take it" Mario asked
"Yeah, I ran JUST to get away from their demands, imagine me hearing the say one time "Why can't our daughter be the PERFECT angel we want her to be" or "Why does she always do this to us, can't she see we're setting her up the perfect future" they didn't give a DAMN about what I wanted out of life all they wanted was for me to never leave home, seat and be the perfect little princess they were trying to turn me into" Trixie said
"And you started fighting as "Hell hound" Trixie" Bentley said
"Yeah, I was good at it, REAL good" Trixie said
"Like…REALLY good" Cammy added
"Really good, she damn near OWNED the ring" Zak said
"But then you got too rambunctious" Aria said
"It was a great way to work out the ANGER I had for my parents…I just…took it too far but then Muggshot found me and…the rest is history" Trixie explained
"Wow…that's pretty deep" Genji said
"It was that CLOCKWERK guy, Muggshot wasn't a saint, but he wasn't a murderer, beat em to a pulp sure but not kill, I never should have left him…he might still be alive or he probably wouldn't have done…you know" Trixie told Sly
"Well, what's done is done, we can't change that" Sly said
"You really cared about him didn't you" Hanzo asked Trixie
"This is gonna sound sappy but…he was like the father I always wanted, he didn't judge what I wanted to be, I've never felt so close to anyone before…it really HURT…when I found out" Trixie answered
"So, what happens now" Murray asked
"Yeah, are we not gonna kick her ass" Shazza asked
"I've heard why you guys are recruiting and…to make up for what Muggshot did to you, I'm willing to work with ya" Trixie said
"Just like that" Sly asked
"THAT…and I get the same amount of cut the rest of the gang gets" Trixie said as some of the gang members looked at her like "really"
"What, a gale's gotta eat" Trixie said
"Well…say that I did, what could you offer us" T'Challa asked
"Um, you're kidding right" Zak asked
"Your gonna love this T'Challa" Neyla said
"Aside from knowing how to handle myself in hand to hand, I happen to be an expert in utilities and weaponry" Trixie answered
"Exactly HOW good do you know your way around an arsenal" Sly asked
"Like the BACK of my hand, back when I worked for Muggshot, NOBODY knew how to handle a gun or any type of firearm better than I could and firearms aren't just the ONLY weapons I know how to use" Trixie said
"From those weapons you brought with you, I'm inclined to believe you" Sly said
"I have had the pleasure of seeing her skills a few times, she is a very talented markswoman" Panda King said
"A fellow markswoman, it'll be nice to have another on the team who can give me competition" Helen said
"You a gunwoman to" Trixie asked Helen
"Helen here is a sniper so good she once hit a hummingbird from fifty yards away" Neyla answered
"Respect girl" Trixie told Helen who nodded in response
"What do the rest of you think" Sly asked his family
"Well…despite having Panda King and Aria here, not many of us know much about the inner workings of firearms" Bentley said
"Especially the cannons we're gonna have to use when we take "The death's hand" from Lefwee" Jasmine added
"Believe me, I know my way around firearms or any weapon that goes BOOM" Trixie told Sly
"Plus…I'm kind of starting to like her badass attitude" Shazza said
"From one to another" Trixie told the Australian girl
"Hell hound Trixie on OUR team, SWEET, I vote YES" Cammy said
"DITTO" Zak said
"What do you think Guru" Sly asked Guru as he judged Trixie's spiritual center
"There is pain in her heart…but also a desire to make amends, I believe she is telling the truth" Guru answered truthfully
"Uncle" Sly asked Mario
"It's your call nephew…if you are willing to trust her…we shall give her a chance" Mario answered, Sly then paused before he sighed
"Well, we could use an extra hand with handling the ship once we "liberate" it from the pirates…care to lend one" Sly asked, willing to go on a little trust, since both Mario and Guru was a good judge of character, he was willing to give Trixie a chance
"Just call me Ann Bonny" Trixie answered
"You heard her, everyone get your things together, we sail for Dagger Island as soon as we get our hands on "The death's hand" Neyla, come on" Sly said as he and Neyla went out the door
"I hope this doesn't come back to bit us" Genji said
"My master is a GREAT judge of character, if he says she's okay, I say we give her a chance" Murray said
"Besides, it'll be handy to have someone who knows how to work the cannons that are on the Death's hand" Shazza added
"I agree with Shazza, Trixie was packing some SERIOUS gear and she obviously knows how to handle them" Penelope added
"Just add another badass girl to the roster" Jasmine said
"I suppose so" Hanzo said
(Outside)
"You, sure we can trust her" Neyla asked
"Well, considering that Guru and Mario think that she's worth a shot…then yeah, come on" Sly answered before the lovers got to a vantage point overlooking "The death's hand" and Bentley contacted them
"Alright you two, time for the main event" Bentley said
"Is everyone ready to go" Sly asked
"Including Trixie, we're all raring to go just as soon as you two clear the deck of "The death's hand" of guards" Bentley answered
"This is gonna be GREAT Bentley, I've always wanted to sail on a REAL pirate boat" Neyla said
"I can see you two have been watching more pirate movies" Bentley said, knowing FULLY well Sly and Neyla loved watching Pirates of the Caribbean movies
"She ain't the only one excited when I was a kid, dad and me would play pretend that we were taking over and stealing a pirate ship to have a grand adventure, even before I knew he was a thief he talked about it like it was a rite of passage or something" Sly said
"Well, as the first two onboard, both of you would do well to keep your enthusiasms on the down low, if either of you are spotted by the Night watch, this WHOLE place is gonna get lit up with guards, the rest of the team won't be able to handle a WHOE TOWN filled with bloodthirsty pirates" Bentley said
"Bentley, please me and Neyla are like fourth-degree black belts when it comes to stuff like this" Sly replied
"Yeah, you and the others just get ready when we give the word" Neyla replied
"Just remember to KEEP IT QUIET" Bentley
"Alright, we get it" Sly replied before they hung up, there was a total of fifteen guards on "The death's hand" the lovers needed to take em all out without a single one of them sounding an alarm, Sly used a new modification to his Rope launcher on his left Hidden blade, it allowed him to create a zipline between two points, before Sly used his Gunbai-Cane and Neyla her whip handle to slide on the zipline before Sly hung over the first two guards
"Ready" Sly whispered to Neyla
"Let's go" Neyla whispered back before Sly dropped on top of the two guards and performed a double assassination with his Hidden blades, killing the first two of the fifteen leaving thirteen guards remained, Neyla then dropped down and quickly ran up to the next guard and put him in a sleeper hold in her left arm before she threw a Senbon needle at the twelfth guard which hit him in vital area on his neck killing him quietly before she pulled and snapped the neck of the guard she was holding in the sleeper hold, Sly then took aim with his bow and fired a single arrow at a pair of guards that were standing perfectly aligned with each other, the single arrow hit both through the head, killing both at the same time, leaving nine guards left, Sly then ran to the ninth guard before he placed a hand over his mouth before puncturing his throat with his Hidden blade, he then threw a Flechette at the eighth guard hitting him in his forehead killing him, meanwhile Neyla swung on her whip like a swinging vine and captured the seventh guard in-between her legs before breaking his neck with her strong legs, then she ran up to the sixth guard before punching him in the gut, knocking the wind out of him and making him bend over before Sly who was on one of the mast's used his Rope darts to wrap around the guard Neyla stunned before backflipping and hanging the guard on the mast, Neyla then approached behind the fifth guard and tapped on his left shoulder
"EH, SHIPMATE" Neyla asked in a pirate ascent
"Aye" The guard asked as he turned around and Neyla ducked what was coming, the guard expected another guard only to get hit hard by Sly with a hard-hitting, jumping, spinning round kick to the FACE, he was hit so hard not only did his jaw dislocated but he fell overboard, the fourth guard was next as Sly forced him on his knees before Sly used his Pivot blade in a reverse grip in his left hand to slit the guard's throat before he turned and shot two arrows, hitting two targets in the heads, killing them before Neyla went in for the second guard and performed a hip toss where the guard landed on his back before Neyla performed a HEAVY falling axe kick to the guards head which hit so hard that his skull caved in, Sly came up behind the last guard before he turned around suddenly
"WHAT THE" The guard was about to shout before Sly hit the guard in his throat with his right palm, preventing the pirate from screaming, Sly then discombobulated the pirate by hitting both the pirate's ears with his hands at the same time before Sly hit the guards left knee with his left fist forcing the guard on one knee before Sly slammed his right knee into the last guards forehead knocking him out
"That's the last of em" Neyla said
"Have I ever told you that you look SO sexy when your kicking ass" Sly asked Neyla
"Ah, ah, ah, handsome, business first flirting later" Neyla replied
"Hmm, spoil sport" Sly said before he contacted Bentley
"Bentley "The death's hand" is ours, bring everyone over" Sly called into the earpiece
"Right, we'll be right over" Bentley replied before the lovers waited
"Our OWN ship, love, this is AMAZING" Neyla said
"Sure is, now all we need of Jack Sparrow and Will Turner" Sly said before Synu flew down from on high and landed on Sly's right forearm
"What do you think Synu, like our new toy" Sly asked the bird who screeched in response
"I couldn't agree with you more, the ship IS a beauty" Sly said
(10 minutes later)
After Mario, Bentley, Murray, Jasmine, Aria, Guru, Shazza, Penelope, Panda King, T'Challa, Cammy, Helen, Zak, Genji, Hanzo and now Dimitri and Trixie, they got a GOOD look at their new vessel
"WHOOOOOOA" Genji and Hanzo said at the same time
"OOOOOOOH, this thing is SWEET" Zak said
"Yeah, this is by far the BIGGEST ship I've ever seen in my entire life" Shazza said
"Yeah, that's what I thought when I first saw it" Neyla said
"It is an IMPRESSIVE sight to behold" Guru said
"Very impressive" Helen added
"But I gotta ask master, are we going on a treasure hunt or going to war with a whole country" T'Challa asked Sly who chuckled
"Twenty broadside cannons, four puckle guns, four Carronades, burning oils, OOOOOH YEAH, this is like a PLAYGROUND for someone like me" Trixie said as she laughed
"Truly an intimidating arsenal" Panda King said
"THIS IS AWESOME, I don't what to put my hands on FIRST" Cammy said
"So, what do we blow up first" Genji asked
"YEAH" Murray shouted, the others looked at the two
"What" Genji asked
"Really, kid" Shazza asked
"WHAT…we can't be only ones who are thinking it" Genji said
"I'm with Genji, I mean how many of us have ever been on a BEAST of a pirate ship like this before, let's FIRE THIS PUPPY UP" Murry said
"And once again, EIGHTEEN HERE" Genji said
"That's still considered a kid where I'm from" Trixie said
"See" Shazza asked
"Says the girl who was bound to a chair no more than an hour ago" Genji asked Shazza
"Can I shoot him" Trixie asked pulling out one of her guns
"WH-WHAT THE HELL, LADY, OF COURSE YOU CAN'T JUST SHOOT MY BROTHER" Hanzo said
"It would make him shut up for once" Shazza said
"DON'T EVEN JOKE LIKE THAT" Hanzo said
"Big and brave with a gun, but what about WITHOUT THEM" Genji asked
"Wanna FIND OUT" Trixie asked pointing her gun at Genji
"Please age before beauty" Genji replied as he pointed his staff at Trixie's stomach
"CHILL, both of ya, we don't have time for this" Sly quickly said to defuse the situation
"I agree with Sly, enough with the chit chat, we've got work to do, once we raise the sails and get underway, it won't be long before someone on shore raises an alarm" Bentley said
"But the Harbor patrol is sunk" Hanzo said
"Yeah, we completely WRECKED those chumps, the coast is clear" Zak said as he and Genji high-fived each other
"You guys did a great job, but they still have cannons and Mortar launchers mounted up at Skull keep, I figure it's LONG odds before they get gun crews into position before we're out of range…but it's worth mentioning" Bentley said
"He's a regular ray of confidence isn't he" Trixie asked
"More like a cloud of bad news nearly EVERY time he opens his mouth" Helen said
"He means well" T'Challa said
"REALLY" Trixie asked
"He's just very mathematical about our chances" Jasmine said
"I much rather let the weapon do the talking" Trixie said
"A weapon is only as good as the person that wields it" T'Challa said
"Are you saying I'm NOT" Trixie asked
"I didn't say that, if Panda King vouches for you then I believe him because he knows his stuff" T'Challa replied
"Back on track, Bentley makes a fair point, though, the longer we wait, the greater the risk of being discovered grows" Mario said
"I agree, let us make sail for this Dagger Island" Panda King said
"YEAH BABY, let's get this baby sailing, SHE THIRSTS FOR THE OPEN SEA" Dimitri said
"Your ship, your command nephew" Mario told Sly who smiled before he looked at the control tower on "The death's hand" and climbed it before taking the wheel
"Neyla, I'm gonna need a quarter master up here, care to join me" Sly asked as Neyla's face lit up before joining her love by the wheel
"Are you kidding love, I'd LOVE TO" Neyla replied
"Alright then, Panda King, Murray you two take up the anchor, Trixie, Jasmine, check the armory and see what we've got to work with then report back to me, Genji, Hanzo, T'Challa, Zak, Helen, Shazza and Cammy get the sails into the wind, Bentley, Aria get below deck and adjust the ballast, Penelope set course for Dagger Island…let's get this baby to open waters" Sly ordered
"YOU HEARD THE CAPTIN" Neyla shouted as the others went to do what they were told and "The death's hand" sailed on, like Bentley and Mario worried about, it wasn't long before someone noticed and started firing but before they could get a worthwhile shot in, "The death's hand" was already out to sea
"OPEN WATERS HERE WE COME" Neyla shouted
(Open sea)
The gang successfully gotten out of Blood bath bay's harbor and were now sailing the vast, open waters of the Caribbean and to people like Sly and Neyla this was like a childhood fantasy come true
"AAAAAAAAAAH, FEEL THAT SEA AIR" Murray called out
"I see why the pirates at Blood bath bay hold onto this way of life" Cammy said as the wind blew in her hair and rabbit ears
"You can say that again, I feel so…SO" Hanzo tried to say
"Free as a bird" Genji said
"For once I agree with you k…Genji" Shazza said, about to call him kid but instead called him by his name
"Hey…that was you almost being nice to me" Genji said
"Don't let it go to your head" Shazza replied
"Too late" Genji replied
"Tis a beautiful sight, no" Helen asked Zak
"Yeah, no doubt about it" Zak answered
"Although they should change their wicked ways, I can't help but agree that this does make my heart soar as high as an eagle" Guru added, meanwhile thanks to directions from the map stolen by Bentley, Cammy and Penelope they were on their way to Dagger Island
"Bentley, Penelope, how's it looking" Neyla asked Bentley as he and Penelope looked over the map
"So far so good, according to the coordinance, Dagger Island is due East of here" Penelope answered
"If we keep on this current course and if the wind stays in our favor, we should reach it in about four hours" Bentley added
"Good" Neyla said
"SLY" Jasmine called from the lower deck
"What's the news on munitions" Sly asked Trixie and Aria
"This baby is loaded with some nice, tasty heat, grape and chain shots" Trixie answered
"Heavy duty stuff" Sly asked
"Enough to take a town the size of Blood bath bay off the map, no wonder this Lefwee guy keeps this bad boy around, it's like a floating fortress" Trixie answered
"And this terror in the hands of a bunch of killers and rapists like those pirates back at the bay, that's a scary thought" Jasmine added
"Nice" Sly said as they just sailed on, he then looked over at his quartermaster and lover as the wind blew in Neyla's hair, made her look even more beautiful than normal in Sly's eyes, Neyla then noticed him staring
"What" Neyla asked
"A fair and lovely mermaid come from the sea, truly one of the rarest and most beautiful sights ever seen" Sly said
"You do know that mermaids have a tendency to seduce men into the water with them before they drawn them" Neyla said before she walked up to Sly and stroked his face gently
"But that only those who try to hunt and capture them, not the good-hearted, kind and…oh so handsome one's" Neyla added
"How's it feel love" Sly asked
"The wind in my hair, the smell of the sea, the spray of water, though I'm a cat I feel so FREE right now, you have NO idea how long I've waited to sail on a real pirate ship" Neyla replied
"I know the feeling, I wonder if this is how Henriette Cooper felt sailing the seas back in her day" Sly said
"I'd bet the farm on that if I had one" Neyla replied
"With the money we're gonna get from the vault, we'll have enough riches to buy ten farms, each with a thousand acers" Sly replied before he took a BIG breath of air and sighed feeling so untethered from the worries of the world
"You feel it to" Neyla asked
"Like nothing in this world matters, with the emptiness of the sea it feels like trouble is far away" Sly said before he pulled Neyla close to him
"Especially when I have THIS lovely mermaid in my arms…I could just EAT…YOU…UP" Sly said as he was about to bring his intended fiancée in for a kiss but then
"MASTER, WE GOT TROUBLE" T'Challa shouted
"To be continued, love" Neyla said as she and Sly separated
"What is it T'Challa" Sly asked
"LOOK" T'Challa shouted as he pointed to port (Left) side and saw some NASTY weather AND IT WAS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THEM
(Assassin's creed 4: Black flag "Stealing a brig" plays, skip to 50 seconds and let it play on from there)
"That doesn't LOOK GOOD" Bentley said
"I've never seen weather role in this fast" Penelope said
"Welcome to the Caribbean's Penelope" Neyla said
"BOSS, WHAT'S THE CALL HERE" Genji yelled
"WE'RE TOO FAR FROM LAND TO TAKE SHELTER FROM THIS STORM" Panda King shouted
"EVEN IF WE WERE NEAR LAND, IN WINDS LIKE THIS, WE'RE LIABLE TO GET SMASHED TO PIECES ON THE ROCKS" Cammy shouted
"CRACKER BOX…TELL ME WE AIN'T GONNA BITE THE FARM YET" Dimitri called out to Sly
"WE WON'T BE PUSHING UP DAISY'S TODAY, EVERYONE BUCKLE DOWN AND STAND FAST, WE'RE GONNA OUTRUN THIS HURRICANE" Sly shouted as he took the wheel
"YOU HEARD HIM, GET TO YOUR STATIONS AND MAKE SURE TO HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE" Neyla shouted as the gang scrambled to their stations and prepared to weather this storm
*Henriette Cooper if you're listening up there, PLEASE let me have inherited your sailing skills, I've read about…we could SURE AS SHIT USE MORE THAN JUST A LITTLE* Sly said in his mind as the weather took a turn for the worse, a large thunderstorm rolled into the gang's path as rain fell extremely hard and wind was cutting it like a razor blade as the gang buckled down as hard as they could to weather this storm, the sea was chopping up something FIERCE
"ROUGE WAVE, STARBOARD SIDE" Hanzo shouted
"WHAT' Shazza shouted
"HE MEANS A BIG-ASS WAVE IS COMING AT US FORM THE RIGHT" Zak shouted back as a MASSIVE rouge wave was coming in from the right
"Oh" Shazza muttered after eyeing the massive wave
"EVERYBODY BRACE FOR IT" Sly shouted as he stood fast and held the wheel and the wave impacted
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Trixie yelled as the wave was about to wash her away
"TRIXIE'S GOING OVER" Helen yelled
"SOMEBODY GET HER" Jasmine shouted before T'Challa ran as fast as he could over to her and slid like a baseball player and thanks to the sea water drenching the deck it was easy to get to Trixie before she went over
"OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT" Trixie shouted as she was about to go overboard, but then T'Challa caught her by her waist in his right arm whilst he held onto a solid surface with his left hand and held on so hard that he felt something in his shoulder dislocate itself
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH" T'Challa let out a panther-like roar of pain before he pulled with all his strength to pull both him and Trixie back onto the deck of the ship
"YOU GUYS OKAY" Murray asked as he ran over to them
"I am thanks to him" Trixie answered looking at T'Challa
"No problem" T'Challa told her before he, Murray and Trixie got back to her station as the storm raged on, it took all of Sly's strength to hold the wheel in one direction when strong, rogue winds tried to force him in another direction as the crew batted things down and tried to hold on as hard as they could against the thunderstorm
"Oh…FUCK ME, GUYS" Trixie shouted
"WHAT NOW" Hanzo asked before they stopped something on the horizon, it was a twister
"INCOMING TWISTER" Penelope shouted
"FOR REAL" Shazza asked, not believing one disaster after another came their way
"TAKE THE COVER, BROS AND SISTERS, HIT THE FLOOR AND HUG IT HARD" Dimitri shouted
"SLY STAY AWAY FROM THAT MONSTER OR WE'LL BE REDUCED TO SPLINTERS" Bentley shouted to Sly
"I KNOW, I KNOW, I'M ON IT" Sly shouted as he turned the wheel away from the twister
"AGAIN, he states the obvious" Sly told Neyla as she held on tight, Sly worked the ship around the twister, but it was so strong that the crew had to batter down even harder and hold on tighter for dear life as they passed by the massive wind monster, eventually the group made it out of such a fierce storm, everyone was wet from their heads to toes, but they were alive and in one piece
(Music ends)
"WE'RE CLEAR" Sly shouted before he sat on the floor then looked to the sky
"We're clear…OH THANK YOU HENRIETTA…THANK YOU" Sly muttered, thanking his pirate ancestor, guess he inherited seamanship rather nicely before Synu flew on to his left shoulder
"Glad you weathered that storm, girl" Sly told Synu as he stroked her head before the eagle companion shook itself dry of the water that drenched her
"Genji, Hanzo are you unharmed" Panda King asked the two
"I'll…let you know as soon as my heart catches up with the rest of me, master" Genji answered as he laid on his back
"No worse for wear, you okay Dimitri" Hanzo asked the lizard
"BE STILL ME HIP-HOPPING HEART…I saw me life FLASH before me own eyes like a gleaming disco ball in the LIGHT" Dimitri answered dramatically
"How was it" Genji asked
"GROOZY man" Dimitri answered with a thumbs up
"Solid" Genji said with a thumbs up as well
"OH MAN…what a storm" Zak said
"Yes, and I thought blizzards back in Mother Russia were dangerous" Helen said
"Murray, are you alright, you look ill" Guru said
"OOOOOOH, I don't feel so, MMM…GOOD" Murray muttered before he threw up over the side
"And there she blows" Shazza said as she patted Murray on the back
"I REALLY regret having that bag of chips before we set sail" Murray said
"I'll remember to bring some seasickness pills next time" Jasmine said meanwhile T'Challa, Trixie, Cammy, Zak, Shazza and Helen tried to hold in laughter
"What's so funny" Jasmine asked
"Girl, you might wanna check your hair" Cammy said before she, T'Challa, Helen, Zak, Shazza and Trixie burst out laughing as Jasmine's wet hair which made it sag in her face
"Oh HA, HA" Jasmine muttered before she flung her hair behind her head
"None of you are no BETETR than I am" Jasmine said before T'Challa, Shazza, Cammy, Zak and Trixie looked at their own hair and all four were drenched
"Touché" T'Challa replied
"Wet or dry my hair ALWAYS looks good" Cammy said
"Same here" Zak added
"AH, a little water never hurt anyone" Shazza said before T'Challa grunted at the feeling in his left shoulder
"What's wrong" Trixie asked
"My shoulder…I think it's dislocated" T'Challa said as he sat down
"After that sweet slide you did to save Trixie here, I don't doubt it man" Zak said
"Let's me see" Jasmine said as she looked at T'Challa's arm and felt the bones inside
"Yeah, it's dislocated GOOD" Jasmine said
"We should get you to the med-bay" Cammy said before Trixie then took out her Tomahawk
"Here…bit down on this" Trixie said as she put the handle of the weapon in T'Challa's mouth for him to bit down on, she then prepared to snap the shoulder back into place
"Ready" Trixie asked T'Challa
"Get it over with" T'Challa managed to say with the Tomahawk handle in his mouth
"One…two" Trixie counted as T'Challa braced himself and bit down on the Tomahawk
"THREE" Trixie said as she snapped his shoulder back into place
"MMMMMMMMMM" T'Challa growled as he felt his bones being slingshot back into place
"OOOH" Jasmine muttered, hearing the loud audible bone pop, Cammy had to hold her hand over her mouth to keep herself from throwing up a little
"Hard core" Zak said
"Way to bite the bullet T'Challa" Shazza said, T'Challa then took the Tomahawk out of his mouth and handed it back to Trixie
"Better" Trixie asked as T'Challa rolled his shoulder popping it several times
"MMM, yeah, much better…thanks for the patch-up" T'Challa told her
"I saw you take that slide dive to save her, that was slick" Jasmine said
"Yeah, you could really go somewhere if you leaned towards playing baseball" Cammy added
"Already got a job" T'Challa replied
"Thanks for the save earlier, I owe you" Trixie said
"Don't mention it, I'm just glad we got out of that storm in one piece" T'Challa replied
"I'm pretty sure all of us are thinking the same thing" Zak said
"UGH, I think I got seawater in my shell" Bentley said
"WHEW…I thought we were goners there for a minute" Penelope said
"Well, I'll take soaked and drenched than dead and swimming with the fishes ANY day" Aria said
"You and me BOTH sister" Penelope said as Mario walked up to Sly and Neyla
"By the ancestors…we pulled this one straight out of the teeth of Poseidon HIMSELF" Mario said
"Yeah…and though we could have died, I've NEVER felt so alive" Neyla said
"Even if you're all wet" Sly asked
"A little water doesn't hurt me…especially when it comes to nice, hot bubble baths" Neyla replied
"That's a little funny coming from a cat" Mario said before Neyla saw Sly thinking
"Something on your mind love" Neyla asked, Sly didn't answer but Mario noticed his nephew's gears turning
"Oh, he's got something on his mind alright, question is, is it a good thing or a bad thing" Mario said
"GANG, LISTEN UP, I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY" Sly called out as his gang assembled under the control tower of the ship
"First off, is everybody okay" Sly asked
"A little winded and very…VERY wet but we're okay" Bentley answered
"Challa here got his shoulder dislocated, BUT I played nurse and took care of it" Trixie said
"You good T'Challa" Sly asked
"Yeah, I'm okay, hurt like hell but thanks to Trixie, it's good now" T'Challa answered
"He's a real trooper" Helen said
"Yeah, tough cat" Shazza added
"Can you still go on when we get to Dagger Island" Sly asked
"I'm good master, a little pain ain't gonna stop me" T'Challa answered
"I gotta hand it to you Sly, your apprentice is as tough as that storm was nasty" Trixie said
"Yeah, that was a rough one we went through…but this bad boy came through for us which brings me to something that I think will be a great asset to us" Sly said
"What's on your mind" Cammy asked
"I think after this operation back in Blood bath bay is over…I say we keep this ship as our own" Sly said
"Our OWN ship" Genji asked
"TOTAL sweetness" Zak said
"I'm liking the sound of this" Hanzo said
"What brought this on" Jasmine asked
"Well, remember when we were on Arpeggio's blimp a year ago, when I got a GOOD look at it I thought to myself, having a mobile base would be MIGHTY handy, it's one part fulfilling an old dream I used to have as a child…and another part to help our gang grow stronger, you've all seen the weapons on this thing, don't tell me it wouldn't come in handy when things get REAL heavy" Sly said
"Hmm…it WOULD be a strong addition to our growing forces" Panda King said
"Yeah…YEAH, I can already see myself upgrading this ship" Aria said
"Girl, you said the MAGIC word for me" Cammy added
"Well, I suppose it would be a good addition, besides a moving base would be more suitable" Bentley said
"There's just one thing though" Genji said
"What's that" Hanzo asked
"This baby needs a new name" Genji answered
"True THAT bro" Dimitri said
"That's so obvious that it's painful" Zak added
"Yeah, "The death's hand" doesn't have the right ring to it" Shazza said
"After all it doesn't belong to the pirates of Blood bath bay…WELL…not anymore it doesn't" Jasmine said
"Then what should we name her" T'Challa asked
"It's gotta be something COOL" Murray said
"Obviously" Genji and Zak said at the same time
"There have been many capable ships that those of mine and Sly's Assassin roots have used, the Adrestia, the Jackdaw, the Aquila, the Altair…all good ships" Mario said, Sly thought about it
"How about…The Sekhmet" Sly asked
"As in the Goddess of war in Egyptian mythology" Hanzo asked
"And add Goddess of violence, chaos, destruction and plague to the list as well" Jasmine said
"Why her" Penelope asked, Sly then pulled Neyla in close to his side
"In real life big cats, like my lovely tigress here are beautiful, can be nurturing and caring to those she loves but also fierce beyond compare when facing those who threaten her keep…same with Sekhmet, I want this vessel to stand for both protection against those who would harm us and nurturing and healing for those who seek it, the lioness Goddess also stands for justice and healing" Sly explained
"And in her legend, she's sworn to uphold the virtues of balance, order, morality and justice" Aria said
"Even her name fits this ship to a T…Sekhmet comes from the root Sekhem, which means strong, mighty and powerful" T'Challa said
"Sounds like a girl I could get along with" Trixie said
"Me to" Shazza said
"Indeed" Helen added
"Which fits the nature of both the ship and the crew who handles her" Sly added, the others thought about this
"All in favor" Neyla asked
"I agree" Mario answered
"Indeed" Bentley answered
"OH YEAH" Murray shouted
"I'm for it and not just because Sekhmet is a cat" Jasmine added
"It's a PERFECT name for this ship" Aria said
"Indeed master" T'Challa added
"I LOVE IT" Cammy said
"Hell to the yeah boss man" Zak said
"Absolutely" Helen answered
"It is a strong name" Guru said
"I'm good with it" Shazza answered
"Yeah, I can get behind the name" Penelope said
"Indeed, a MIGHTY name for such a mighty ship, Cooper" Panda King said
"YES" Genji and Hanzo said at the same time
"EH, it could be cooler but…your ship, your call Cracker box, I'm cool with it" Dimitri replied
"I say go for it" Trixie answered
"Then it's decided…no more is this vessel "The death's hand" but "The Sekhmet" the official vessel of the Cooper family, Cammy think you can come up with a pain style that fits our style to paint this baby with" Sly asked
"You KNOW I can" Cammy answered
"We'll talk shop about that later, but for now, TO DAGGER ISLAND" Sly shouted
"LET'S GET THIS BABY MOVING" Neyla shouted before the gang went to their stations before they set sail again, as they sailed along the Caribbean Sea's Trixie came up to T'Challa
"How's the shoulder" Trixie asked
"Doing better, thanks again for the quick patch up" T'Challa replied
"Like I said, you saved my ass, I paid you back" Trixie replied, there was a moment of silence before Trixie spoke again
"So, what's your story" Trixie asked
"What, do you wanna know my sign" T'Challa asked
"No…I just like to get to know the man who saved my life, something wrong with that" She asked
"No, but there's…not really much to tell" T'Challa replied
"Humor me" Trixie answered as she sat on the side of a cannon, T'Challa paused before he answered
"I, um…I grew up on the streets of India, I don't know who my father was" T'Challa answered
"Died before your mom gave birth to you, found some other woman or a rich prick that left your mom after paying her off for…you know" Trixie said
"Having sex with her…that one…after he was through with her, he just left her pregnant and in poverty with only enough money to pay for about a couple of weeks-worth of food and drink, mom told me about him the day before she died when I was eleven" T'Challa explained
"Wow, that's…pretty fucked up" Trixie said
"Yeah, well at least you still have your parents" T'Challa said
"Yeah RIGHT, you were there when I told you that they were complete control freaks, right…unless you just like…FADE into the background with that silky, black coat of yours" Trixie said, T'Challa couldn't help but chuckle
"Yes, I was there…anyway, until Sly and Neyla found me I was an illegal prize fighter" T'Challa said
"You were a fighter" Trixie asked
"Yeah, I was a pretty good one" T'Challa said
"So THAT explains it" Trixie said
"Explains what" T'Challa asked
"When we fought at the hanger back in Holland…you were checking me out" Trixie said
"Checking you out" T'Challa asked
"You can learn a lot about a person just by fighting them" Trixie answered
"And what did our fight tell you about me" T'Challa asked
"I saw a damn good one in you" Trixie said
"Thanks, I was good but after the Cooper gang took me in, trained me, fed me, clothed me, even educated me things became SO much better and…just between you and me…Sly feels like more of a father than a master…he's there for me no matter what" T'Challa said
"How can you tell" Trixie asked
"When you grow up on the streets, you learn to judge a person by the look in their eyes, even if you have the position, money and power of a noble…you can tell by their eyes that many of them are only out for themselves…but when Sly swore to me that he would always be there for me…there wasn't even so much as the TINIEST glimmer of a lie in his eyes…that's how I know I can trust him" T'Challa answered
"Tough-looking, badass black panther has a soft side" Trixie said
"Same could be said about you, I'm sticking with Sly and his family because, they've become a family to me…you know what that feels like, right" T'Challa asked
"With Muggshot, I did" Trixie answered
"Well…you can feel that same way about us, these are good people who stand by each other no matter what" T'Challa said
"What about the Panda King, I heard that he and Sly used to be enemies" Trixie said
"Sly is willing to trust him and even Dimitri, so I'm willing to give them a chance" T'Challa said
"So much trust in your master, where's that coming from" Trixie asked
"Like I said…he and Neyla gave me what my mom could never give me…or my father never even bothered to think twice about, they earned my trust…their worth putting your trust in" T'Challa replied
"Maybe" Trixie muttered
"And…can I say this to you" T'Challa asked
"Depends on what it's about" Trixie answered
"Your parents may not have gotten the quote, unquote "perfect" daughter that they wanted but…I think your WAY better than their vision of a daughter" T'Challa told her
"How so" She asked
"Well, if your tough enough to hang with Muggshot's men from how…rough I heard they can be and your more than capable of holding your own against some of the toughest ladies in the world in the mixed martial arts league and…well" T'Challa stopped
"GO ON" Trixie said
"Well…you don't need those dresses you said they made you wear to look attractive" T'Challa said, Trixie blushed which she's NEVER done before, she wanted to be a tough one, a girl not easily flustered by mere words
"A-attractive" Trixie muttered
"Excuse me" T'Challa muttered before he walked away leaving a little more than stunned Trixie, meanwhile Aria and Jasmine overheard them
"WOW…T'Challa knows how to turn on the charm" Jasmine said
"Yeah, who knew" Aria replied meanwhile the half-brothers, Cammy and Shazza worked on the mast of the ship, making sure it was repaired
"You sure look like you know what you're doing monkey" Shazza told Genji
"I should, me and Hanzo were a part of a sailing family at once time" Genji said
"Sailors" Shazza asked
"As you can kind of figure out, we're half-brothers, we have the same dad but our mom's, complete, polar opposites" Hanzo explained
"Dad told us that his dad, his grandad and his grandad's great grandad were sailors…our dad took us onto his ship the "Sea stallion" when I was ten and taught both of us gifts of the trade" Genji said before Shazza grunted, holding her stomach
"You alright" Genji asked
"Y-yeah, I'm still a…little seasick after that storm" Shazza answered before Genji pulled something out, it was a small bottle
"Here, get that down ya, it'll help" Genji said, handing the bottle to Shazza
"What is this" Shazza asked
"Hot chocolate in a bottle just drink it" Genji said
"It'll help you, trust us" Hanzo told Shazza as she uncorked the bottle and then took a small sip anticipating it to be bad-tasting but…it actually tasted kind of good making her smack her lips a little
"Hey…HEY, that ain't HALF bad" Shazza said before she downed the entire bottle the liquid soothed her stomach
"MMMM, yeah that's better" Shazza said
"Told ya" Genji said
"What is that stuff anyway" Cammy asked
"Couple a pieces of dried out and grounded up plants mixed with water" Hanzo answered
"Your dad taught you how to make that" Shazza asked
"He taught us a lot of things" Genji replied
"Where is he now" Shazza asked the half-brothers before they had sad faces
"What" Shazza asked
"Well…he's…no longer with us" Genji answered as Hanzo placed a hand on his half-brother's shoulder
"Oh…sorry, h-how did he" Shazza tried to ask
"Killed" Genji said before he walked past the three
"Hey, where ya going Genji" Cammy asked
"I'm gonna…see if anyone else needs a hand" Genji said
"Wow that was a little harsh" Shazza said
"Don't take it personally…little brother and dad were pretty tight, he misses him a lot" Hanzo said
"Um…when did he…die" Cammy asked
"Well…dad has been in love three times, first to my mom but after she died of an illness, he married another woman who became Genji's mom only she up and vanished as for the third woman, when Genji was fifteen, our dad married a third woman who seemed very nice…at first" Hanzo said
"Let me guess, she turned out to be cold-hearted, cruel and wanted something else from your father other than his love" Shazza asked
"Yeah, our dad over the years owned a BIG-TIME sailor trading company and he had in his will the intent of passing it to us, but two years after his marriage to this woman, she somehow CHANGED the will and took EVERYTHING our dad had…right after KILLING HIM" Hanzo said with venom in his voice
"Wait, WHAT, your dads third wife" Shazza was about to say
"Killed him" Hanzo said
"Wow, that…THAT" Cammy tried to say
"Really, REALLY sucks, I know, dad wasn't in the business for the money, he just loved to sail the oceans" Hanzo said
"And I take it Genji feels the same way" Shazza asked
"Understatement of ALL understatements…because of that woman…my brother and me lost our lives, we were forced onto the streets" Hanzo answered
"How…how did your dad…you know" Cammy asked
"Die" Hanzo asked, Cammy nodded
"You know, you don't have to tell if you don't want to" Shazza said
"No, no…I suppose we had to talk about it sooner or later…she set a fire to our home, while we were trying to get out, the fire got to a gas container, set off an explosion that knocked us out a window…our dad just told us to run…that was the last time we ever saw him" Hanzo explained
"Hanzo I'm SO…SO sorry" Cammy said
"It's all HER fault, if she hadn't come around NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED, that manipulative, money-hungry BITCH…SHE RUINED OUR LIVES" Hanzo shouted before Panda King walked up
"Hanzo…come meditate with me, it will calm you" Panda King told his student
"Yes master, sorry I yelled, Cammy" Hanzo told Cammy before Panda King took his students to help him calm down, the way the two brothers stalked about their father made the girls pause for thought
"They really seemed to love their father" Cammy said
"Yeah, I thought Genji was all jokes, but…seeing him kind of cold, really makes you think he only plays a fool because he's still hurting" Shazza said
"I didn't think you could play the sensitive side, miss tough as nails" Cammy said
"Oh, believe me I AM tough as nails, but I also know what it's like" Shazza said
"You lost your dad to" Cammy asked
"More on the lines of being taken from them, I was chosen to be Guru's apprentice by the Dreamtime spirits to one day replace him, I had to leave my family and my tribe as they moved on" Shazza said
"You WILLINGLY left everything you knew" Cammy asked
"It was an HONOR to be chosen…besides, if I hadn't gone with the Guru, I wouldn't have meet you all" Shazza said, Cammy smiled, after the family continued to sail onward for the next two hours before they came to the shore of Dagger Island but there was one problem
"SLY, ENEMY SHIP IN SIGHT" Hanzo shouted
"WHERE" Sly asked
"PORT SIDE" Mario shouted as Sly took a spyglass from its slot on the side of the wheel's podium and looked at the enemy vessel
"OOOH, hello you seating DUCK" Sly said
"We can't dock with them on sight" Neyla said
"Obviously" Sly said
"ORDERS MASTER" T'Challa called
"Neyla…what say we take her" Sly told Neyla
"You mean RAID her" Neyla asked
"When in doubt…do like the pirates do, give the order" Sly replied
"Oh YEAH, ARM THE CANNONS AND PREPARE TO FIRE" Neyla called
"YOU HEARD HER LADS AND LADIES, LET'S TAKE HER DOWN" Mario shouted
"ALRIGHT" Shazza shouted
"THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME" Murray shouted
"Never thought I would be raiding like a pirate" Hanzo said
"But ain't it COOL" Genji asked
"I didn't say it wasn't" Hanzo replied as they got prepared, Trixie and T'Challa finished loading up the cannons
"CANNONS READY MASTER" T'Challa shouted
"Let it begin…LET IT BEGIN" Zak shouted
"JUST GIVE THE ORDER" Trixie added, once they were in range
"READY…AIM…FIRE" Sly shouted as the cannons fired at the enemy vessel and the Cooper gang went into battle with the enemy vessel, it may have been smaller and faster that the newly renamed Sekhmet, but they were NO match for the sheer power of the Cooper vessel and the enemy ship was SUNK heading straight for the BOTTOM of the sea
"OH YEEEEAAAAAAAAAARH" Murray shouted in victory (Macho man Randy Savage reference, God rest his soul)
"YAAAAAAARH" Helen yelled
"Now THAT…was AWESOME" Shazza said
"THEY BE DANCING WITH DAVY JONES TONIGHT, BROTHER" Dimitri shouted
"A most EXCELLENT show of power" Panda King said
"You're telling me, these cannons are like an OH SO SWEET symphony of destruction" Trixie said
"Now that the way is clear, we can track down Reme Lousteau's treasure" Hanzo said
"Neyla, you and the rest of the gang stay here and see if you can find some more useful things onboard, meanwhile I'll take a look for the treasure on Dagger Island" Sly said
"You got it, love, watch yourself out there" Neyla replied before Sly docked at the shore of Dagger Island but before Sly went on the island
"SLY, CATCH" Trixie called before she tossed something at Sly which he caught
"What have we here" Sly asked
"Looks like a hunting pistol, I found it while me and Aria were looking into our artillery…figures since you ain't got a gun you could use one" Trixie answered as Sly looked over what he caught, it was a gun belt meant to be worn on the upper torso, one side holding a small bag filled with bullets and the other had a gun, Sly pulled out the gun and inspected it (Picture the 44 Magnum from "Resident evil: Village")
"Forty-four Magnum, good gun" Helen said
"I usually prefer the bow" Sly said
"In my personal opinion, overkill is underrated, you never know what or who you might end up against, you wanna be prepared for it, right" Trixie asked as Sly quickly fashioned the gun belt on his upper torso with the gun hanging under his left arm and the bag containing bullets under his right arm, Sly then twirled the gun in his right hand before holstering it
"You make a good point, thanks" Sly said before he went to shore and started using the map to find the position of the first clue to Reme Lousteau's treasure saying "Stand before the statues gaze to begin your walk along the treasure's maze" he got near the middle of the island before he spotted trouble and NOT just the near-sighed, giant lizards
"SHIT…Bentley, pirates are here" Sly called into the earpiece as he hid from the pirates
"DRAT, they must have another ship docked on the other side of the island, stay clear if you can, no telling HOW many are on the island" Bentley replied
"Rodger, standby" Sly replied before he followed the map's clues, he had to avoid pirates and the giant lizards but eventually he found the treasure
"Guys…I found X marks the spot" Sly said into the earpiece
"GRAND PA-PA'S TREASURE, hold the dig bro, I come to help you dig…dig" Dimitri asked through the earpiece
"We're coming to Sly, THIS IS TOO COOL" Murray added, before long T'Challa, Murray, Bentley, Dimitri, Penelope, Neyla and Panda King showed up and helped to dig up the treasure
"Well Dimitri, it's your loot…you have the honors" Sly told Dimitri
"I open with joy, you Cooper gang is a TIGHT group" Dimitri said before he opened the chest
"VAN GOGH BULL'S-EYE…the primo diving gear to accentuate my deep down diving style" Dimitri said
"It's so intricate, your grandfather was an artist" Penelope said as she took a closer look at Reme Lousteau's diving equipment
"She's right, I've never SEEN such fine craftmanship before" T'Challa added
"HE HAD THE JUICE, CHECK IT, the gear even matches with my suit, I can dance, dive and accessorize" Dimitri said
"What else is in this chest" Murray asked
"Aye now…let's get a good look" The voice of Lefwee spoke up before the group looked to see Lefwee and his men holding guns on Neyla and Penelope, Sly and T'Challa then instinctively drew their weapon's
"AH, AH, sheath those weapons boys are these ladies here will be sent to an early, WATERY grave" Lefwee said as he held a gun to Neyla, T'Challa and Sly then slowly sheathed their weapon's
"That be good boys, didn't think ye could steal from the smartest man on the Seven sea's and not taste the repercussions, HAR, HAR, HAR" Lefwee laughed
"If you DARE hurt a hair on either of their heads" T'Challa said
"SILENCE CABIN BOY, you be in NO position to make threats, especially since I've got these pretty ladies at GUNPOINT, I might be late for the opening of the chest…but I'm JUST in time for the stealing of the gold" Lefwee said
"LET'S THUMP THESE CHUMPS" Murray said
"MURRAY, NO" Bentley said
"Huh" Murray muttered
"He'll HURT them, this guys a KILLER" Bentley said
"AYE, ye summed me up with but a word…KILLER, away with the lot of ya, or these ladies…oh…PARDON my manners but I didn't quite get ye names" Lefwee said, they remained silent
"I SAID…TELL ME YOUR FUCKING NAMES OR I'LL GUT THE SMALL ONE" Lefwee shouted as he threatened to stab Penelope
"NO…I'm Neyla and she's Penelope and if you HURT her, I'm gonna" Neyla was about to say before Lefwee slapped her
"SILENCE BITCH AND SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO" Lefwee snapped, Sly tried to get his hands on Lefwee but Murray and Panda King held him back
"LET ME LOSE, LET ME AT HIM, I'LL KILL HIM FOR HURTNG MY NEYLA" Sly shouted in anger
"CALM DOWN MAN" Murray shouted as he and Panda King
"Not now master…NOT NOW" T'Challa said, Sly calmed down but was still angry
"YOU TOUCH HER AGAIN…I swear to GOD on my mother's grave I'll SEND YOUR FEATHERY ASS TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN" Sly growled
"OOOOH, scarry, someone should CURVE your tongue before it gets these females HURT, like I said, AWAY WITH YE, BACK to your ship, this gold and these lovely ladies are MINE now or their deaths be yours, TAKE YOUR PICK" Lefwee said
"Wh-what do we do" Murray asked, he then looked at Neyla before she nodded at Sly saying they would be okay until the gang could rescue them
"We must return to the ship" Panda King said
"WE CAN FIGHT THESE ASSHOLES" Sly growled trying to get out of Panda King and Murray's grasp but then Panda King lifted him up by his waste, holding him in a strong grip but without hurting Sly
"Cooper, anger will not be helpful here, not to you or to them" Panda King tried to reason with Sly
"We DON'T have any choice here Sly" Bentley said
"The fat and crippled one's speak the truth and unless ye be faster than the time it takes to pull one of these here triggers…it won't help" Lefwee said
"You can't just LEAVE US" Penelope said
"Penelope, stay with Neyla and stay alive, we WILL come back for you, you HAVE to trust me when I say that" Bentley said
"He's right, Penelope…you can trust Bentley to keep his word" Neyla said before looking at Sly
"We'll be fine love I know you'll come back for us" Neyla told Penelope, Sly calmed down but on the inside he was still angry, no…FURIOUS
"You can put me down Panda King" Sly said before Panda King put him down
"Penelope…TRUST US, we will come back" Sly said
"Okay…I trust them" Penelope said
"And I trust ye be leaving with your tails between ye legs…NOW" Lefwee said, the Cooper gang then slowly backed up
"It'll be okay Penelope…they'll think of something" Neyla told Penelope
"You can bet your RC arsenal on that Penelope…Neyla, I SWEAR on my mother's grave we'll be back" Sly said
"And if ye do, YE WILL BE A DEAD MAN" Lefwee growled
"We'll see about THAT…this isn't over Lefwee, you've made the BIGGEST mistake of your life" Sly swore
"Oh, I be shaking in me one, good boot, your threats fall on empty ears, I'm not afraid of either you nor your landlubber shipmates" Lefwee replied
"You will after WE'RE through with you" Bentley said
"Ye be forgiving me if I don't hold my breath, these oceans be MINE, I AM the master of these water and I say who lives and who dies, if I want to live…I live…if I want to be taking then I TAKE WHATEVER THE BLOODY HELL I PLEASE in these waters…I…AM KING" Lefwee replied
"Keep talking shit, it'll make taking you down all the more SWEETER" T'Challa said
"We'll make you PAY for this, you walking feather duster" Sly said
"ENOUGH TALK, LEAVE NOW, I would say never darken my horizon again, but something tells me that you won't listen, so I HOPE you come back, because the moment you do, I'll be having the honor of RAMMING me blade RIGHT through your heart" Lefwee said
"Don't COUNT ON IT" Sly growled before he and his gang left, after getting back to the Sekhmet
"What happened" Genji asked
"Yeah, did you guys get the treasure" Shazza asked
"Wait…where's Penelope and Neyla" Cammy asked as Sly had a look on his face that could KILL and it frankly…terrified
"Oh, I do NOT like the look in those eyes" Zak said
"Yes, those are the eyes of a man consumed by revenge" Helen added
"What's eating Cooper" Trixie asked
"It's Neyla and Penelope…Lefwee HAS them" Bentley answered
"WHAT" The gang members who weren't at the beach shouted after explaining what happened, they took off, but they WOULD return, they didn't want to wait for a day to pass to fight back and so working overtime both Bentley and Aria worked on a plan
(Slideshow)
"Clearly the only objective here is to save our fellow teammates and friends, Penelope and Neyla, they've been taken aboard Lefwee's most prized and powerful ship "The storm fortress" they've made sail back to Blood bath bay, with the ladies on board as his prisoners…things look…REALLY GRIM…there's NO way to sneak in through the back of the bay due to a large amount of riff's which makes it virtually inaccessible for anything BUT sea creatures, short and simple…we're in for one HELL of a fight to get them back, Lefwee is an intelligent and ruthless opponent so we're gonna have to do EVERYTHING in our power to weigh the odds in our favor for when we eventually return to Blood bath bay, first up we'll put Dimitri and his new diving gear to the test and raid a sunken shipwreck for some extra weapons, we'll need the extra firepower to do any lasting damage on the heavily fortified armor of the Storm fortress, but not just this, while we were in Blood bath bay I heard tales of Black spot Pete's old plantation hide out located in a cove somewhere to the South of here, apparently parts of his old ship "The Morrigan" are STILL there and I heard he had a couple of POWERFUL Mortar-launching cannons on his ship, those things would be JUST the thing we need, the extra firepower from these upgrades will be useful in our next task, taking out the Red sails sea dog clan, a group of pirate mercenaries on Lefwee's payroll, they're out there in the field right now, looking for us, however we're gonna surprise THEM seeing as how they're hunting us in small packs, with the additional firepower we'll get from the previously mentioned upgrades, we'll be able to take them down, if they attacked us in unison even WITH the Sekhmet's power there's NO WAY we would make it out alive, finally we'll head to the deep, misty waters said to be the home of a sea monster that the pirates refer to as "Crusher" information about Crusher is sketchy to say the least but we might learn something by studying it, and I happen to know for a fact that all of Lefwee's men and even the retired pirates in town FEAR this creatures like it was the DEVIL HIMSELF, certainly a useful trait to have given our current situation"
(End of slideshow)
After the slideshow, the gang wasted NO time at all setting out for their first objective which was to get some stronger weapons for the Sekhmet, once they outmaneuvered some of the Red sails seadog clan members who were on the hunt for the Cooper gang they arrived at the location of a shipwreck where Bentley and Trixie meet with Dimitri who was all geared up and ready to get GROOVY
"Alright Dimitri, you all geared up" Bentley asked
"Got the gear, got the macho swimsuit, got more juice than you'll EVER know, GRAWL, I'm a hit single…WITH A BULLET" Dimitri said
"Cool daddy-O, how 'bout you take your "pimped self" down 'neath the H2O and get…NASTY WITH THE SCUBA…YO with BLING" Bentley said
"WHAT" Trixie asked in confusion
"HEY BABY…he be trying to jump onto the hip train that is Dimitri…care to book a seat on the funk train, baby" Dimitri asked Trixie before she grabbed him by the goatee
"YIPE" Dimitri yelped as he was pulled by his goatee so that he was close to Trixie's face, staring at each other eye to eye
"First…you're not my type…SECOND…NEVER, EVER call me "baby" again and three, stay FOCUSED here" Trixie said as she let Dimitri go
"OOOOOOOH, she's a FIRECRACKER for sure, but that be a conversation for later, hit me with your turtle talk" Dimitri told Bentley
"There's a shipwreck near the location where we're anchored" Bentley said
"And were looking for some special cannon blast amplification collars, they should look like golden shark heads, your job "daddy-O" is to get them and drop them into the net we lower down over the wreck so we can haul em up" Trixie explained
"OOOH, cool, don't worry I'll cop the collars and SPICE up those boom sticks of yours, BIG time" Dimitri said
"Solid" Bentley said before Dimitri jumped into the water
"That suit does NOT fit him well" Bentley said
"Obvious" Trixie said
(With Dimitri)
After swimming for close to 10 minutes, Dimitri reaching the shipwreck that Dimitri was told about he could see the Sekhmet on the surface of the water
"Alright Dimitri, we're lowering down the basket for you to drop the collars into and watch yourself, this is shark territory" Trixie called from Dimitri's earpiece before he got to work and collected up several of the amplification collars before dropping them in the basket lowered by the Sekhmet
"Excellent Dimitri, with these collars in hand we'll be able to deal significant damage to the Storm fortress otherwise we wouldn't stand a chance against its SUPER touch armor" Bentley said into the earpiece as Dimitri continued to collect the collars and avoid or shoot sharks that were near him with his spear gun
"Not bad Dimitri, we might have had a couple onboard the Sekhmet but without a full set I wouldn't have been able to calibrate them right for synchronized discharge" Trixie said through the earpiece as Dimitri continued to gather more and eventually gathered them all up
"Alright, we're hoisting up the goods" Trixie said
"Now for step two, Dimitri, to make FULL usage of these collars, we'll need to fortify the cannon's gunpowder with ground hammerhead shark bones, they're attracted to yellow dart fish which just so happens to be swimming in the caves under the reef, swim down there and capture a couple to them to lure them in" Bentley explained ad Dimitri went down below and he needed to do some STRONG swimming but he eventually caught enough to lure in the hammerhead sharks
"As expected, the hammerhead sharks have arrived, head to the top of the reef and do some deep-sea hunting, gather enough and we'll be SET" Bentley said into the earpiece, Dimitri hunted down and took out a LOT of hammer head sharks and he placed their bones into the basket the Sekhmet lowered earlier to hoist them up, his job was done
"Magnificent bro, your method and madness has set us up, you're a solid, gold star on the team Cooper label" Bentley said
"We're ready to go head-to-head with the Storm fortress" Trixie added
"OH, I can't WAIT, we'll see how that Lefwee SMUCK looks with a CANNONBALL IN HIS FACE" Bentley said before Dimitri made a break for the surface
(On the surface)
After Dimitri returned to the Sekhmet, the group then set out to check out the supposed plantation of Black spot Pete and his wrecked ship the Morrigan, but it wasn't long before they spotted trouble
"WHOA, look at the SIZE of that ship" Cammy said
"It's even make's the big truck we used back in Australia look like an ANT" Murray added, Sly then looked through his looking glass to see that pirates were docked at the easiest way to get to the plantation
"Uncle, take a look" Sly said as he handed the spy glass to Mario
"SHIT, if they spot us, they'll bombard us with that Man O' War" Mario said
"Is there any other way to get onto shore" Hanzo asked
"Preferably WITHOUT getting shot to hell by that monster of a ship" Genji said
"Bentley" Sly asked his temporary quartermaster since Neyla wasn't there
"As a matter of FACT…there is, there's a passage through the jungle that leads to a small beach on the other side of the shore, we can drop off and make our way through the jungle and then take the pirates occupying the cove COMPLETELY by surprise" Bentley answered
"Make for the other side of the cove, T'Challa, Shazza, Trixie, Hanzo, Helen and Genji when we get there you lot, and me are taking the cove everyone else is to remain on standby just in case we need backup" Sly instructed as he moved the Sekhmet to the other side of the landmass and dropped anchor before he and the six he called out made their way to land and saw the remains of an immense ruin which they had to climb to get to the top before heading into a jungle, once inside the group saw a pirate
"Looks like some of the pirates here have taken to exploring" Genji whispered
"Now what" Shazza whispered
"Helen, Hanzo and Trixie you three and me will travel by treetops, T'Challa, Genji and Shazza stick to the ground, we'll be the eyes above the three of you, we take care of the pirates we come across, if one escapes, they could bring back reinforcements" Sly said
"Then none shall leave" Helen said
"Trixie, Helen better switch to silencers" T'Challa whispered as Trixie and Helen already put silencers on their firearms
"Just because you saved my ass doesn't mean you get to tell me what I already know I should do" Trixie whispered back
"Understood" T'Challa whispered back before Sly and the three he named took to the treetops, while the four looked after the rest of the small group from the treetops using their natural skills and prowess in free running and climbing to stay out of sight while T'Challa, Shazza and Genji used extremely thick shrubbery to keep out of sight the group made their ways through the jungle, taking out a number of pirates as they proceeded further and further into the jungle, they came across pirates on the ground as well as in makeshift platforms high in trees that they used as lookout posts, the six worked incredibly well together and made it to the other end of the jungle where the plantation old Black spot Pete once called home (If you guys haven't guessed it yet, THIS is the hideout that Edward Kenway used in "Assassin's creed 4: Black flag" Great Inagua)
"Whew, pretty good-sized plantation here" T'Challa whispered
"Yeah, kind of like Black spot Pete owning his own private retreat" Genji said
"Look" Helen said pointing to the huge Man O' War that was on the far other side that the group was and every step of the way was filled with pirates who were wild in celebration about something, probably from a recent pillage or a recently won skirmish seating, partying, drinking and eating around a HUGE bonfire
"Man, they're parting till they're purple" Genji said
"Then I suggest we turn them purple and red" Helen said
"Good idea" Shazza said
"Word" Trixie added
"Follow behind me, move in when I give the signal" Sly said as he moved forward with the others following behind him, there were about forty pirates as they made their way closer to the gathering of partying pirates to which Sly stood over them on the tall building before he and Hanzo armed themselves with a smoke bomb before tossing them into the huge fire as a LARGE amount of smoke covered a large area before Sly and the others moved into the smoke and started their assault
"WH-WHAT THE" One of the pirates yelled before he felt someone wrap an arm around his neck before twisting it SO fast it snapped
"WHAT IS THIS" Another pirate yelled before he felt something hit his head so hard his skull cracked upon impact
"I CAN'T SEE A DAMN THING" Another pirate shouted before he felt something like a bullet hit him in the head, killing him
"Thatch…ARNO" Another pirate called before he felt a blade which pierced through his chest, straight through his heart, killing him
"WHO'S THERE" Another pirate shouted before something hit him and his body suddenly caught on fire
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" The same pirate who called "who's there" screamed in pain as his body was alight with flames
"SHOW YOURSELF" Another pirate shouted as his head was severed CLEAN off his shoulders in one swing
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING, AAAH" Another pirate shouted as a bladed weapon impales itself right through his head, killing him, it was about three more minutes before the smoke vanished and thirty-nine of the forty pirates were dead, the leader of these pirates then backed up as he saw T'Challa, Shazza, Trixie, Hanzo, Helen and Genji who were standing over the dead pirates, he then drew his pistol, pointing a shaking hand
"Whoa, easy there shacky, you might blow your own foot off" Genji said
"Put down your weapon and your death will be quick" Helen said
"B-B-B-B-BACK THE HELL OFF OR I'LL" The leader pirate said in a shaking voice, backing away from the six before he bumps into someone behind him, he then slowly turns his head to look at who was behind him before he saw Sly
"Goodbye" Sly said before he forced the pirate onto his knees before he pointed his Magnum behind the pirate's head and shot him, killing him
"Well…that was fun" Trixie said
"Hmm, kind of short-lived though" Shazza added
"Bentley can you hear me" Sly called into this earpiece
"Yeah, I'm here, what's your status" Bentley asked
"Pirates are down, bring the Sekhmet over" Sly replied
"Roger" Bentley replied
"In the meantime, T'Challa and Trixie take a look in the Man O' War, don't want any stragglers around, once you clear it, check the magazine chamber…send that ship into the sea" Sly said
"You got it" T'Challa replied
"Right" Trixie added as the two went to do their thing
"You know boss…this place is actually pretty cool" Genji said
"Yeah, it's a good place to put a hideout" Shazza added
*Hmm…this place is pretty cool, and it's got a lot of things we COULD use but I need to focus on getting Neyla and Penelope back first* Sly said in his head, after the rest of the gang got to into port and after sinking the Man O' War ship, they got the Mortar cannons onto the ship to which Trixie, Bentley, Murray, Cammy and Aria set up for usage on the front of the ship
"WHEW, those look like they got a NASTY bite to em" Zak said
"Yes, they will do some serious damage" Helen said
"How we looking" Sly asked
"These babies are READY for some DESTRUCTION" Murray said
"What the big guy said, these babies will decimate ANYTHING in their blast radius" Trixie added
"What kind of radius are we talkin about" Sly asked
"About forty feet once they release their loads over a target" Bentley answered
"With the cannon amplification collars and these Mortar launchers loaded up, the Sekhmet is MUCH more powerful now" Aria added
"And with a few extra modifications me and Aria have come up with we'll be ready in NO time" Cammy added
"Alright with this much firepower we should be able to take on the Red sail seadog clan members, let's set sail" Sly said
"ALRIGHT, time for some pirate hunting" Shazza said
"You think they'll be any challenge" Trixie asked
"With us…hardly" Helen said
"Confidence is good but there's no greater danger than underestimating your opponent" Hanzo said
"Is that Chinese words of wisdom or something" Zak asked
"Yep" Hanzo answered
"I agree with Hanzo, after all we only have ONE ship, remember" Cammy asked
"Those are worthwhile words to live by Hanzo" T'Challa said before the group set sail once again as Sly and the family sailed away from the cove, he made a mental note to remember where this cove was, he figured might be useful later or something, after sailing around they managed to track down one of the Red sail seadog clan hunting parties and put the new cannon's to the test
"SLY, ENEMY VESSEL OFF PORT SIDE" Jasmine shouted as Bentley looked through the spy glass
"Bentley is that one of those Red sail Seadog guys" Shazza asked
"It's one of the Red sail Seadog's alright, we've got one of them away from the fleet" Bentley answered
"GOOD…then let's see how these new cannon collars and the new Mortar launcher holds up in a real fight" Sly said
"BEAT TO QUARTERS, TO ARMS" Bentley shouted as the Cooper gang prepared for battle
"COME ON GUYS, let's hear these BABIES ROAR" Zak said, eager to use the new weapons
"Oh, they'll roar pretty loudly, TRUST me" Trixie said
"Remember nephew, we need to know where the rest of the clan is going to strike, so when they're defenses are down, we need to raid them" Mario told Sly
"Right" Sly said before they went into battle, with the new cannonball amplification collars and the hammerhead bone powder enhancements in the gunpowder along with the two, new Mortar launcher cannons, they managed to weaken the ship enough for the enemy ship to be boarded
"THEIR DEFENSES ARE DOWN, SLY JUMP ONBOARD" Bentley shouted
"T'CHALLA, MURRAY, TRIXIE, SHAZZA, GENJI AND HELEN WITH ME, THE REST STAY AND GUARD THE SEKHMET" Sly shouted as he and the others he called used rope swings to board the enemy vessel…but in STYLE
"AAAAAAAAAAAH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, AAAAAAAAAAAAH" Genji shouted, sounding like Tarzan before the six Cooper gang members landed on the enemy vessel
"AYE, WHAT BE THIS" One of the enemy pirates shouted
"AN ASS-LOAD OF PAIN" Shazza said
"YEAH IT IS" Murray added, punching the inside of his palm
"Ye DARE raid this ship, SEND EM TO DAVY JOHNES LOCKER BOYS" The pirate captain shouted
"You first" Sly replied before he and the Cooper family dealt with the enemy ships, it was a good fought battle but eventually the Cooper gang got it done and Sly got the schedule for the rest of the Red sail sea dog clan before they returned to the Sekhmet and Bentley quickly worked his magic
"Alright Sly, I've already located another member of the Red sail seadog clan, sail South-East" Bentley said as Sly turned the wheel and plotted their next course, after sailing for about 2 hours, they neared their next target
"HANDS TO STATION'S WE'RE CLOSING IN ON THE ACTION" Bentley shouted to the crew who worked to get ready for battle, soon they came across three big-sized Red sail seadog ships
"THREE ON ONE" Genji shouted
"THAT'S NOT FAIR" Murray shouted
"Fairness ain't given in a pirate fight" Cammy said
"She's right big guy, there's no such thing as fairness when it comes to people like pirates" Trixie said
"Besides they played dirty when they messed with our friends" Genji said
"He's right and now it's PAYBACK time" Shazza said
"LET'S CARRY THE DAY AWAY GUYS" Sly shouted as they engaged in a fierce battle, but since they didn't need any of them alive, they just sunk all three of the ships, thanks to Sly's quick thinking and sailing skills, they defeated all three ships and Bentley served up the coordinance for the rest of the fleet, they continued sailing for another 2 hours before they got close to the rest of the fleet
"HEADS UP GUYS, THESE ARE THE LAST ONE'S" Sly shouted
"It's FIVE on one" T'Challa said
"You gonna chicken out" Trixie asked
"For my family…not a CHANCE in hell" T'Challa answered, making Trixie smirk and chuckle
"THAT'A BOY" Trixie said
"COME…LET THEM KNOW OUR MIGHT" Panda King shouted
"YOU SAID IT, LET'S TAKE EM" Shazza shouted
"FOR PENELOPE AND NEYLA" Jasmine shouted
"YEAAAAAAAAH" The others shouted as they charged into their fiercest battle yet began, it was a tough battle even with the upgrades to the ship, they had greater numbers but Sly was getting the hang of sailing and sea warfare, must have been his pirate ancestor Henrietta Cooper in his blood or something, but eventually all FIVE ships were taken care of and the Red sail seadog clan was NO MORE
"That's the LAST of them" Panda King said
"THEY'RE TOAST" Genji shouted
"That'll teach em not to mess with the Cooper family" Hanzo said
"Whew, talk about a razor-close SHAVE bros" Dimitri said
"That should be the last of the Red sail seadog clan, nephew, EXCELLENT sailing" Mario told his nephew
"He's a damn natural at the wheel, eh Mario" Jasmine asked Mario
"I don't know where he got it from, but I'm GLADE that he has it" Mario said
"Amen to that" Jasmine replied
"With them out of the picture, we won't have to worry about any nasty surprises or fighting impossible odds when we eventually raid Blood bath bay" T'Challa added
"Or get jumped by any not so friendly surprises" Zak added
"Oh, I don't know, I love a good challenge" Trixie said
"Me to" Shazza agreed
"No" Helen said
"No, I thought you would enjoy the challenge when we hunted down the Red sail sea slugs" Shazza said
"I did…but that was one thing…the safety of one of our own is another" Helen said
"Yeah, if that Lefwee harm ONE hair on Neyla or Penelope's head I'm gonna throw him a beating so bad he'll wish his mom kept her legs closed" Cammy said
"WHEW, now THAT'S a threat" Genji said
"Yeah…who knew you had an angry side, Cammy…I kind'a like it" Hanzo said
"I agree with Helen, when the lives of the family are on the line, we play it smarter, not harder, arming ourselves with stronger weapons and taking out those pirates are to better our chances at getting Neyla and Penelope back" T'Challa said
"T'Challa is right" Mario said
"OH YEAH, that was AWESOME" Murray said as he walked up to Sly and Bentley
"With these mercenary pirates swimming with the fishes, it makes getting our girls back easier" Bentley said, the crew didn't hear him but Sly did
"We WILL get them back…you have my WORD Bentley" Sly said
"I know Sly…but, just THINKING about that SMUG, BASTARD LEFWEE having his DIRRTY HANDS ON PENELOPE" Bentley said
"You love her don't ya" Sly asked Bentley, he didn't answer but he nodded
"AWW Bentley" Murray said as he patted Bentley's back
"Though I wouldn't get my hopes up" Bentley said
"Why not, she seems like your type" Sly replied
"But it seems like the smart type might not be enough with her, she's more into you than me" Bentley said
"Bentley, you of ALL people should know that me and Neyla are lovers" Sly said
"Yeah, those two are PERFECT for each other and I think you and Penelope are to" Murray said
"Thanks Murray" Bentley replied
"Besides…we've kind of…already…sealed the deal if you know what I mean" Sly said, having confidence in his oldest friends who both looked at him with wide eyes and slightly gapped mouths
"You mean…you and HER…M-MATED" Bentley asked
"When was THAT" Murray asked
"After we put down Octavio and got you back on the team, Murray, after our date one thing led to another and…the rest is history" Sly answered
"Well…it HAD to happen eventually" Bentley said
"SLY, YOU DOG" Murray said
"Your damn RIGHT, don't worry Bentley…we'll get em back, you just need to be working on what your gonna say to Penelope once we get her and Neyla away from Lefwee" Sly said
"Can't YOU say anything…I'm not the best when it comes to words on wooing ladies" Bentley said
"Just speak from the heart Bentley, even if she doesn't return your feelings at least she'll know HOW you feel…besides, she's young, it's probably just a schoolgirl crush she has on me" Sly answered
"Well…alright" Bentley muttered, Murray then patted Bentley's back again
"Don't worry about it, buddy, things will work out in the end" Murray told Bentley
"Thanks" Bentley replied before they sailed FAR North-West to the supposed location of this sea monster "Crusher" and eventually came to the home of the beast
"WHEW…I'm getting chills…and it's not even COLD" Cammy said
"Yeah, can you say CREEEEEEPYYYYYYYYYYYY" Zak said
"This is where Crusher calls home, kind of fitting for a sea beast that terrifies pirates to live in a creepy-ass place like this" Hanzo said
"Reminds me of those old sea tales dad used to tell us about Scylla and Charybdis" Genji said
"That to" Hanzo replied
"Yeah, something about this place is…off, what do you think master" Shazza asked Guru
"This place radiates with a mystical vibration, I can feel it in these old, experienced bones of mine" Guru said
"This place is unsettling" Panda King said
"You can say that again, Panda King, the hairs on my body are standing on ends" Jasmine said
"That is a good indication that there may be trouble afoot" Panda King said
"Then I suggest we make sure to keep on guard" Helen said
"Agreed" Panda King and Jasmine said at once
"UGH, I just got a HORRIBLE flashback to when my aunt was cruel to me" Aria said
"Easy sister, this whole monster thing might just end up being one big hoax" Trixie said
"With our luck…probably not" Genji said
"Besides, how can you explain why every pirate in Blood bath bay from young to old is so terrified of this thing, moreover why they would rather be shark bait than to even so much as step FOOT in this place" T'Challa asked
"Yeah, didn't you hear Bentley say EVERY pirate at Blood bath bay feared this thing as if it was the devil himself" Jasmine asked Trixie
"Don't tell me YOU believe in this shit" Trixie asked
"Hey, don't mock it sister, we see weird things like this ALL the time" Shazza said pointing to herself and Guru
"Even in Mother Russia, there are tales of mystical beings like Baba Yaga and Koschei the deathless" Helen said
"See, we're believers" T'Challa said
"Not to mention we've come across an immortal, robotic owl that lives off the hatred and jealously of others" Jasmine added
"A what now" Trixie asked
"Huh" Genji asked
"Excuse me" Hanzo said
"REALLY" Shazza asked
"I'll explain later" Jasmine replied
"I suggest you open your eyes and mind to what is possible, young one" Guru told Trixie
"Agreed" Panda King added
"And I thought those small voyages you used to take me on were misty, uncle" Sly told Mario
"I agree nephew, I've never seen fog this thick before" Mario said
"Reminds me of the tales of the Flying Dutchman, wherever it goes thick fog and sea storms follow" Sly said
"Steady as she goes, nephew" Mario told Sly
"Got it" Sly replied
"These deep, misty waters are said to be home to the monster, everyone keep a sharp eye out" Bentley called out
"Bentley, I don't like this ONE…BIT" Mario said
"Yeah, we can BARELY see anything in this fog, it's a thick as pea soup" Murray said
"But it's important that we track the thing down and find out why the pirate's fear it so vehemently, Panda King could you use your fireworks and light the place up a little…make it easier to spot the monster" Bentley asked
"My fireworks are NOT flares, they BURST with ferocious beauty…and then disappear like the lightning" Panda King
"Poetic, who knew the big guy with a poet, and nobody knows it" Dimitri said
"In other words, that's a no on that suggestion, Bentley" Genji said
"We should really get out of here with visibility this bad, we're bound to sail into a rock or something, I know this ship is armored but even it's not impenetrable" Trixie said, suddenly the mast of the ship was attacked by a GIGANTIC tentacle
"HOLY SHIT" Trixie shouted before she, Sly and Panda King shot at the tentacle with their respected weaponry and forced it back under the water
"Now THAT was some real damage" Cammy said
"Trixie…a hoax my ASS" Genji told Trixie
"Yeah, a hoax doesn't DESTROY a ships mast" Jasmine told Trixie
"Well…it wouldn't be the first time I've been wrong" Trixie muttered
"THE SEA MONSTER IS UPON US" Panda King shouted
"Cammy, Panda King, Trixie, Helen and T'Challa you lot and me will make our stand against this thing, as for the rest of you, get below deck and batter down, stay ducked until I give the all clear" Sly called, the others quickly got below deck
"Nephew…be careful" Mario said before the five engaged in a fierce battle with the sea monster who attacked with it's LARGER than life tentacles before it raised what must have been a piece of its head to the surface at the front of the Sekhmet
"So, you choose to show yourself, BEHOLD THE COOPER GANG, YOUR MASTERS" Panda King shouted as the battle continued as the monster attacked with what looked like globs of oil that was on FIRE as the four continued to battle Crusher before it retreated under the water
"It's falling back" Trixie said
"YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN" Cammy shouted
"I think it's trying something else" T'Challa said
"HIDE BENEATH THE WATER'S HIDE FROM YOUR BETTERS" Panda King shouted
"I do not like this Sly" Helen said
"Me neither" Sly replied before more tentacles showed up and tried to pull the Sekhmet under the waters
"IT'S TRYING TO SINK US" Trixie shouted
"IF IT PULLS US DOWN TOO FAR IN EITHER DIRECTION, WE'RE AS GOOD AS SUNK" T'Challa shouted
"SHOOT THE TENTACLES" Sly shouted as they fired at the tentacles to knock them off as Crusher tried multiple times to sink the ship, eventually its head rose back up to attack with globs of flaming oil
"FLAMING OIL…of course" Helen muttered
"YES, RISE AND LET US PUNISH YOU" Panda King called as the four continued to attack the beast, they let out everything their ranged arsenal had at the creature and after what seemed like forever the creature eventually went back into the water's depths
"BAH, timed creature" Panda King said
"WHEW, tough monster" Cammy said
"You're telling me, that thing was like a damage sponge" Trixie said
"But he's gotta be on his last legs at this point…what could he have left" T'Challa asked before the answer to his question appeared behind him
"OOOOH DAMN" Trixie muttered as she looked behind T'Challa
"Oh JOY" Panda King said
"Damn" Helen said
"Just...GREAT" Cammy muttered
"Holy shit" Sly muttered
"There's something REALLY bad behind me isn't there" T'Challa asked, the others nodded before T'Challa turned around
"What has he left…well" Sly said
"I would say about another hundred or so feet and a DOZEN more tentacles" Cammy said
"Give or take" Trixie added
"And I should have kept my mouth SHUT" T'Challa muttered before the creature attacked with its tentacles and more flaming oil globs as the six continued to attack but Sly had enough and he saw an opportunity, as the creature attacked with its tentacles, Sly whacked the tentacles so that the suctions on the bottom would get stuck which in turn drew the creature inwards so he could BLAST the creature with the newly upgraded cannons of the ship, after beating the creature it submitted before everyone else came back on deck
"I'll be DAMNED" Zak said
"A GRAND battle that was, worthy of the Cooper gang name" Panda King said
"Yeah…WHEW, I'm beat" Trixie said
"For someone who got their ass nearly flattened by a hoax" T'Challa said
"Yeah, maybe NOW when we deal with stud like this, you'll actually take us seriously" Cammy added
"Alright, ALRIGHT, you guys have made your point" Trixie said
"That was a solid, ACTION REACTION peeps, you all stand's TALL AND STRONG" Dimitri said
"That was pretty badass, Cammy" Hanzo told the rabbit
"Thanks" Cammy replied
"Yeah, this all real nice but, um…now what" Shazza asked
"Hmm…say, Guru…would it be POSSIBLE to get inside this creatures mind" Bentley asked Guru
"Well, now…I think I know what it is you are thinking my turtle friend" Guru said
"GREAT" Bentley said
"Bentley, I think I know what idea that brain of yours has hatched" Mario said
"Can you do it" Bentley asked Guru
"Even better, I can make him our ally out in these waters" Guru said before he stepped up to the creature and worked his Dreamtime magics
"GREAT, just take every precaution you can" Bentley told Guru
"Um, what is he doing" Helen asked
"Yeah, is he like pulling some Dreamtime moves on this thing" Genji asked
"Getting us a MUCH-needed ally in the upcoming fight" Bentley answered as the Guru connected with Crusher
"TAKE ME CREATURE" Guru shouted before the creature grabbed Guru with one of its tentacles
"MASTER, DON'T LEAVE US" Murray shouted
"Easy Murray, trust your master" Mario told Murray, Shazza then put her hand on Murray's shoulder
"Trust him big guy" Shazza told Murray
"Well…alright" Murray replied
"Come on guys…we've got repairs to make to Sekhmet" Sly said before the crew worked on repairing the damaged mast, it took em two hours to do but they eventually got it and while they did that Bentley got a plan together
(Slideshow)
"It's time to raid Blood bath bay, defeat Lefwee and rescue the girls in a plan that I've dubbed "Operation: Reverse double-cross" now given the crafty and stubborn natures of Neyla, Jasmine and Penelope they've no doubt tried to escape which means Lefwee will undoubtably have locked them up in his two most secure locations, one…Skull keep and two…the brig of the Storm fortress, our team isn't big enough to do both at the same time so we'll have to rely a little slight-of-hand trickery to make this work, first we exchange broadsides with the Storm fortress, with the element of surprise plus the new upgrades to our cannons, it will be a dead even fight against the massive Man O' War, but remember the girls MIGHT be onboard so we cannot sink that ship, once their defenses are down, Sly will jump onboard and promptly…surrender, this is essential for two reasons, one there's WAY too many pirates on the Storm fortress to fight hand to hand and two, it gives us an audience with Lefwee, given his brash and cocky nature, he's SURE to blather on about where he's got the girls if we get him angry enough, so that's what your gonna do Sly, PISS…HIM…OFF, it's our only chance to find out where the girls are being held prisoner, after that we roll out either plan A or plan B given depending on the situation, this Lefwee is a smart man, our only hope for success is to outsmart and beat him at his own game"
(End of slideshow)
After the plan was laid down, the repairs were made, the crew geared up and they made their way BACK to Blood bath bay to rescue their captured friend's and take on Lefwee
*Don't worry Neyla/Penelope, I'm COMING* Sly and Bentley said in their heads at the same time as they sailed on before arriving at Blood bath bay
"CAPTAIN, BLOOD BATH BAY DEAD AHEAD" Zak shouted before Sly looked through his spyglass to see the Storm fortress waiting for them
"And look who's waiting to greet us" Genji said
"Don't worry, with the new weapons and upgrades this baby is a match for the Storm fortress" Trixie said
"Then let's just hope that Sly's sailing can carry us to victory" Hanzo said
"It will, he's fighting for the woman he loves and very few things are worth sailing into hell for" Cammy told Hanzo
"Very few other things are more motivating" Helen added
"SLY, CALL IT" Bentley said
"THIS IS IT GUYS, GET TO YOUR BATTLE STATIONS AND TOUGHEN UP, WE'RE HEADING FOR THE BIG ONE" Sly shouted
"It's gonna be tough sailing here nephew, keep an eye on the rocks" Mario advises
"Got it, TO BATTLE FOR NEYLA AND PENELOPE" Sly shouted as the Sekhmet and the Storm fortress charged into battle with each other, both massive ships BATTLED it out, using any and all means of damage against each other as they were at each other's throats but eventually the Storm Fortress for the first time in its years of being the most powerful ship on the sea…was FINALLY…bested
"THEY'RE DEFENSES ARE DOWN" Shazza shouted
"NOW NEPHEW" Mario shouted
"TAKE THE WHEEL UNCLE" Sly said before Mario took the wheel and Sly ran for it and quickly jumped onto th Storm fortress once in range where he came face to face with Lefwee himself and his pirate crew
"Really now Cooper, a BAD choice boarding a ship with a HUNDRED pirates, you sure ye blade is up to the task of killing us ALL by ye lonesome self" Lefwee asked
"I don't know about all of them, but YOURS, I'm MORE than confident it's up to the test" Sly replied
"BAAH, restrain this man, boys and stay clear of the enemy vessel, this smells of lubber trickery…take heart boys, been a while since we witnessed a good plank walking" Lefwee said, as they made Sly walk the plank, Sly then decided it was time to piss Lefwee off
"Seriously making me "walk the plank" you're the pinnacle of creativity beak-face" Sly said
"NOT CREATIVE, I be the SMARTST man on the SEVEN SEAS you…YOU, SLANDEROUS SCABBARD" Lefwee said before he forced Sly back some
"You know for someone with no teeth, you got a real knack for pirate talk, put two, nonsense words together and POW…scary pirate name-calling" Sly said
"BAH, you might be quick with your tongue but who's got the pretty ladies, hm…ME, THAT'S WHO, HA, HA, HA, you'll NEVER find em" Lefwee said as he forced Sly back some more
"Oh, I ain't worry about Neyla or Penelope, you don't know em like me, and my crew does, they're some of the toughest ladies I know, by this time tomorrow they'll be out of here and THEN…they'll come steal your wallet" Sly said
"HA, they'll NEVER escape me Skull keep, they be locked up in irons and there they be STAYING until they both agree to love me…despite all me flaws" Lefwee said
"What's the matter, got no confidence in your abilities to get a lady of your own…hmm, I guess that would explain it" Sly said
"Explain WHAT" Lefwee asked
"Short guy with a big sword, a big ship and an even bigger crew, in fact…EVERYTHING you got is big…you trying to compensate for something…NOT so big" Sly asked flexing his right pinkie finger, the other pirates either chuckled or laughed
"SHUT YOUR PORT HOLES" Lefwee shouted to which his crew fell silent
"Any of ye so much as CHUKLE again and I'll be having ye TONGUES for my BOOT BRUSH…as for YE COOPER…I think it be time for the sharks to have a hearty DINNER" Lefwee said as he was about to send Sly overboard but then Sly saw his way out
"Don't bother…I'll help myself" Sly said before he leaped off the plank and fell into Murray's jollyboat
"TO SKULL KEEP ON THE DOUBLE, MURRAY" Sly shouted
"CHECK" Murray shouted as he took off as fast as he could row
"WHAT, THE LUBBER'S GETTING AWAY, AFTER EM BOYS, SEND UP THE SIGNAL FLAGS, IT'S ALL OUT WAR" Lefwee shouted as the WHOLE town started to blast at Sly and Murray who managed to dodge them and get to the docks at Blood bath bay and Sly got off at the dock
"Keep that boat safe Murray while I go for the girls" Sly told Murray
"Safe as a baby, now GET MOVING" Murray said before Sly booked it and using the walkway that Bentley told him about in their briefing Sly got to the top of Skull keep where he could see the heads of the girls in a corner
"Girls, GIRLS, it's me, time to GET" Sly said before he saw the "girls" were makeshift decoys and BOMB'S
"That Lefwee…huh…he's good, I'll give em that" Sly said before
(Outside)
BOOM!
"HA, HA, the landlubber fell for it HOOK LINE AND SINKER, think he could outmaneuver the SMARTEST man on the seven seas, HA, HAR…hardly, FIRST MATE JONES" Lefwee called
"AYE-AYE SIR" Jones answered as he stood in attention
"Take a battalion of yer best men and raid the Cooper ship, there're sure to be lingering rates aboard" Lefwee ordered but then Jones saw the Sekhmet making a break for it
"B-but, SIR" Jones tried to say
"DON'T cut me off from speaking or I'll cut ye off from BREATHIN" Lefwee said before he saw what was happening out of his peripheral vision
"The Cooper ship is making for the open water, sir" Jones said
"Hmm, rats indeed, make full sail with what masts we got, if they make it out to sea, we'll NEVER catch em" Lefwee ordered before the Storm fortress chased after the Sekhmet
"BENTLEY…SLY'S ALL BLOWN UP AND LEFWEE'S SHIP IS GAINING ON YOU" Murray called over the earpiece as Bentley steered the ship
"Keep it together Murray and meet me at the mouth of the harbor…if I can lure the Storm fortress into deep enough waters, I'll have a LITTLE surprise waiting in the wings" Bentley replied
"BUT…BUT SLY" Murray replied
"KEEP IT TOGETHER, we ain't sunk YET" Bentley said as he kept sailing as the Storm fortress chased but it was a slowly losing battle of speed
"GAAAH, DAMN IT, they'll make it out to sea's in this wind, JONES" Lefwee called
"AYE sir" Jones answered
"Load the cannon and prepare to come about, if the breeze don't help we'll fall back on iron and powder" Lefwee ordered
"AYE SIR, LOAD THE CANNONS" Jones shouted as the men worked quickly before
"FIRE" Lefwee called as his cannons fired and incapacitated the Sekhmet as the Storm fortress sailed alongside it
"AVAST THERE…I'm afraid ye didn't quite make it out of the harbor, ha, ha, prepare to surrender your treasure…and your pretty ladies, they'll join the rest of my ladies in marrying me" Lefwee said
"Keep talking seed breath and I'll put a bullet RIGHT between those small cannonballs in-between your legs" T'Challa said
"You so much as THINK of touching me and you're in for a WORLD of pain" Shazza added, Hanzo then stepped in front of Cammy
"Don't you even THINK about laying one FINGER on Cammy here" Hanzo said
"Touch any of the girls here and I'll take you down PERSONALLY" Genji added
"Big talk from such a SMALL boy" Lefwee replied
"You look in the mirror lately short-stack your shorter than even HE is" Trixie replied
"Yeah, compared to Genji, you're nothing but a mouse" Shazza added
"Nah…he looks more than small ANT" Zak added, making Lefwee even MORE pissed off than he was earlier
"BAH, enough TALK, surrender your vessel or should I say, MY vessel, the death's hand longs to return to her home" Lefwee said
"She belongs to the Cooper gang now" Helen said
"And it's Sekhmet now" Hanzo added
"Sek-WHAT…talk sense why don't you while you got lungs and throats to do so…FOR NOW" Lefwee said
"Sorry Lefwee but I'm sure this water is deep enough" Bentley said
"Deep enough to be your GRAVES" Lefwee said
"I don't think so" Mario said
"We were thinking more on the lines of…YOUR GRAVE" Trixie added
"GURU…CRUSHER, NOW" Bentley shouted before Crusher appeared on the other side of the Storm fortress before letting out a roar, Lefwee and Jones then turned around
"AAAAH, BY THUNDER" Lefwee shouted
"Tis Crusher…CRUSHER, WE'RE DOOMED" Jones shouted as he and Lefwee ran as Guru rode on top of Crusher
"MY FRIENDS…I HAVE RETURNED" Guru shouted as Bentley, T'Challa, Trixie, Genji, Zak and Mario jumped onto the Storm fortress
"Good to see you to Guru, me and Mario will work on freeing the girls, you need to work with Genji, Trixie, Zak and T'Challa to take care of any pirates that might try to stop us" Bentley said as he and Mario got to work on the brig of the Storm fortress, T'Challa, Genji, Trixie, Zak and Guru controlling Crusher held out pirates that wanted to get a piece of Bentley and Mario
"Bentley is that you up there" Penelope asked from the brig
"It's a RESCUE GIRLS, HANG ON" Bentley called as he and Mario worked
"WHAT TOOK YOU GUYS" Neyla asked
"You know…TRAFFIC" Mario replied before long they got the thing open and they helped the two girls out of the brig, both wearing similar dresses, Penelope's was blue and Neyla's was green
"AH, freedom at LAST" Neyla said
"You alright" Trixie asked Neyla
"We're tough ladies, we can handle trouble" Neyla replied
"BENTLEY…I…YOU" Penelope said before she hugged Bentley
"Where's Sly" Neyla asked Mario, before he could answer, Lefwee dropped behind Penelope with his cutlass
"BACK OFF THE LOT A YA and call off your DAMN squid or the GIRL get's it" Lefwee said
"YOU COWARD" Mario said
"Hiding behind a girl, shameful" T'Challa said
"Yeah, what's the matter, lack a spine as well as teeth" Genji asked
"I'm thinking that he never even HAD a pair of balls in the first place buddy" Zak added
"Back off guys, I can handle this guy" Bentley said
"You sure about that big brain" Zak asked
"I'm certain" Bentley answered before the guys and Crusher backed off
"Aye, that you have, set me up to think I'd outsmarted ya, then fooled me into the deep water with the sea beast, I tip me, hat to ya, yer the cleverest man I've had the PLEASURE of beating" Lefwee said
"We ain't beat yet Lefwee, you made a BIG mistake taking the girls and now you'll PAY for it" Bentley replied
"Not today I won't now BACK THE HELL OFF" Lefwee replied
"You getting this Sly" Bentley whispered into his earpiece as Sly came out of nowhere gliding down above Lefwee
"Oh, I got him RIGHT where I want him" Sly said before he dropped down
"AVAST" Lefwee yelled as the impact scattered the lot, Bentley was knocked out of his chair and Sly went overboard into the water
"SOMEONE GET SLY, HE CAN'T SWIM" Bentley shouted
"SLY" Neyla shouted
"MASTER" T'Challa shouted as both he and Neyla dove in after Sly and they managed to get him and swim to the Sekhmet just in time for some sharks to come around but as for Bentley, Lefwee had him at his mercy
"Aye shipmate but who be helping…YOU" Lefwee said as he was about to kill Bentley
"HELP" Bentley called out before Penelope came to Bentley's rescue with a sword in her hand
"NOBODY TOUCHES THAT TURTLE…but ME" Penelope said
"AH…me pirate flower FINALLY blooms yet ye favor this CRIPPLE OF A REPTILE OVER ME, the smartest man in the seven seas" Lefwee asked
"Well, I do like smart guys…but Bentley BEAT you at your own game, so you tell me who's the smarter one here" Penelope replied
"Should we help her" Jasmine asked Neyla
"NO…she's got a score to settle with him" Neyla answered
"You damn right" Sly said
"My money's on the house mouse" Trixie said
"I'll take a piece of that action" Shazza said
"Please, that ain't even a fair bet" T'Challa said
"Be still me heart and quick me blade, TIS TIME FOR A DUEL, you and I'll make the mating DANCE OF DEATH" Lefwee said before the two took to the rafters of the masts for their duel
"GET HIM PENELOPE" Cammy called
"KICK HIS SORRY ASS FOR MESSING WITH US" Hanzo added, meanwhile Mario, Neyla and Sly helped Bentley to Jasmine so she can check him for injuries, Penelope and Lefwee danced as their blades clashed like in one of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies and although Lefwee had YEARS of sword fighting experience, Penelope eventually sent him crashing down onto the deck of the Storm fortress where he was about to take out a pistol and shoot Penelope but Sly shot an arrow at the pirate's hand and pierced it
"GAAAAAAAAAAAH" Lefwee shouted in pain as Sly walked up to Lefwee and grabbed him by the collar and lifted him off the ground
"So, THIS is the "Smartest man on the seven seas" don't make me LAUGH" Sly said as Lefwee was about to cut Sly down however something cut his arm off
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Lefwee shouted, it was Trixie who cut off his arm with her Tomahawk
"Need a…hand" Trixie asked
"Hand puns, REALLY" Zak asked
"I thought it was fitting given the situation" Helen said
"Yeah, not bad" T'Challa added
"Thanks for that" Sly told Trixie
"Don't mention it" Trixie replied
"DAMN ALL YOUR SOULS TO HELL" Lefwee shouted
"Funny…I was just thinking about saying the same thing to you" Mario said
"For the "Smartest man on the Seven seas" you're not very smart, taking on the Cooper family" T'Challa said
"My thoughts exactly…and I INTEND to make good on the promise I made you BACK on Dagger Island" Sly said before he brought Lefwee over to where a spare anchor for the Sekhmet was
"GET ME SOME ROPE" Sly called as T'Challa quickly came with rope he and Sly then started tying the pirate captain up as he was bleeding heavily
"Uncle, take us out to open waters" Sly told Mario who took the helm of the ship and took the group out to open waters, Lefwee figured what the raccoon had in mind of doing to him
"W-W-WAIT…WAAAAAAAIT…s-spare me, please, SPARE me and…and I'll give you anything you want, JUST NAME IT, MONEY, POWER, ANY SHIP IN MY FLEET, ALL THE WOMEN WE FIND ON OUR RAIDS, ANYTHING" Lefwee begged for his life
"Man talk about pathetic" Zak said
"Yeah, have a little dignity would ya" Hanzo asked Lefwee
"I am a MAN OF MY WORD" Sly said before he gutted Lefwee
"I have a feeling this is gonna be messy" Helen said
"GAAAH" Lefwee shouted as his stomach was split open with a horizontal cut from Sly's Hidden blade, he was losing inner organs and blood at an incredibly fast pace
"You said you were king of these oceans…well…the king is DEAD" Sly said before he and T'Challa kicked the anchor overboard
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Lefwee yelled before falling in the water before he started sinking to the bottom of the sea where it wouldn't be long before his blood caught the attention of the local sharks where it quickly turned into a feeding frenzy
"Wow…that is gruesome" Cammy said
"Though I say for someone of Lefwee's caliber...he deserves it" Genji said
"So much for him" Trixie said
"A fitting end to the life of a vain and cruel person" Panda King said, Sly then hugged Neyla tightly
"I KNEW you would come" Neyla said
"Only death would have stopped me" Sly replied
"Master…I don't know about any of you, but after when we went through, I need a DRINK" T'Challa said, some of the other Cooper gang members then laughed or chuckled
"NOW you're talking my language Challa" Trixie said as she threw her left arm across the back of his neck
(Sly's P.O.V)
"Lefwee was beaten, outsmarted by our own genius in a half-shell, who did more than just rescue a couple of friends, he'd won himself a girlfriend…it was good to hear em talk, the two of them would have conversations that only Aria could even follow…as far as I could tell, they were made for each other, Neyla told me about Penelope's previous crush on me, I had noticed but now the two were like sisters, Dimitri was in love to, the new diving gear had gone to his head, we were…well "informed" that he would be our frog man for the Assassin's vault job…not that any of us even asked him, but we got away with more than just one recruit, Trixie officially asked us to be part of the gang, having worked and fought alongside us, she saw our courage and our bond with each other, I didn't see a problem with it and she joined us as our expert in weapons and utilities, she's already proven that she's incredibly handy to have around and that NO one on this team better handles a firearm like she does, also…we managed to steal a REAL pirate ship and she's served us TREMENDOUSLY so far, so we decided to adopt her as our official mobile base, after we repaired her from the battle against the Storm fortress and repainted her to show the Cooper gang logo, we renamed her "The Sekhmet" I could tell that Neyla was overjoyed to FINALLY live out one of the pirate fantasies that she, me, Bentley and Murray would play when we were kids and with this crew at my side, there was no doubt in my mind that we'll be able to get to the Assassin's vault…but, you know for the first time since I could remember neither Nick nor Carmelita showed up and tried to cart everyone off to jail…oh well, I'll send them some photos after all, we would eventually make plans for the Assassin's vault job but for now, we kicked it back and celebrated island style, Black spot Pete's old cove hideout made for one HELL of a party spot"
(End of P.O.V) (Carmalita's home, Paris, a few days after the Blood bath bay job)
Carmelita was in her home scrounging through some paperwork at her apartment's bar in nothing but a pair of black panties and a large, saggy grey T-shirt before she felt a pair of arms wrap around her waist it was her lover Nick who was in his underwear
"I thought what I treated you to last night would relax you" Nick said (Yeah…him and Carmelita got it on last night, AWOOOOOOOO)
"You know the old saying, justice never takes a holiday" Carmelita said before Nick kissed the side of her neck
"You saying that you didn't enjoy yourself last night" Nick asked, Carmelita then turned to face her lover
"Now…I didn't say that in fact it was one of the best things I've felt in my life…who knew you were such a firebrand between the sheets" Carmelita said
"I aim to please my woman, but this IS our day off why are working" Nick asked
"Can't I work on a little something, something" Carmelita asked before she yipped in surprise as Nick lifted her by her legs up onto the bar counter
"Well then I guess I'll have to relax you ALL…OVER again" Nick said before they started making out, they would have gone another round of lovemaking that was until about a minute later, they heard a knock at the door
"MAIL CALL" A male voice called as mail slipped through Carmelita's mail slot, she then went to retrieve it
"Hmm, no return address" Carmelita said before she opened it, and it was a bunch of photo's…OF THE COOPER GANG
"COOPER" Carmelita muttered before Nick walked up to her and saw the photos and couldn't help but chuckle
"HA…he's got balls, you gotta give him that" Nick said as they looked through the photos
(Photo 1 was almost like the postcard that Sly sent Carmelita in "Sly 3 Honor among thieves" with him, Bentley, Murray, Guru, Penelope, Panda King and Dimitri looking like they're in a pirate party with the Guru looking confused into the camera and the Panda King looking annoyed, but it wasn't on a boat, it was on the shore of the Black spot Pete cove hideout)
(Photo 2 was of Sly, Neyla, Cammy, Bentley and Murray repainting the Skull and crossbones of the Sekhmet making it look like the calling card that Carmelita saw back in China)
(Photo 3 was of Neyla, Cammy, Jasmine, Aria, Penelope, Shazza, Helen and Trixie sunbathing on the beach of the cove hideout, they were laying on beach chairs, all sporting swimsuits more specifically Neyla, Jasmine and Trixie were sporting bikini's while the other girls went with a little more concealing swim wear all the while Sly, Bentley, Genji, Hanzo, Zak and Dimitri were in the background looking like they were giving the girls wolf whistles)
(Photo 4 was of Sly, Neyla, Genji, Hanzo, Trixie, T'Challa and Jasmine swinging from the mast on ropes with pirate weapons in their hands)
(Photo 5 was of Sly, Mario and T'Challa dueling with pirate scimitars, Mario was dueling the two younger men at the same time with one pirate scimitar in his left hand while he yawned into his right hand as if dueling them wasn't even an effort for him to match them)
(Photo 6 was of Sly and Neyla dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swan as Sly held his lover in his arms bridal style with a rose on his mouth)
(Photo 7 was of the whole gang settled at a HUGE table with an even bigger meal spread out over the table all raising filled mugs in the air as if they were celebrating)
"Oh, he's got…SOMETHING alright" Carmelita said
"And it looks like they've got a new toy…a really, REALLY BIG toy" Nick said
"A pirate ship…how in the HELL did Cooper and his gang come across a pirate ship" Carmelita asked
"No idea" Nick replied before Carmelita noticed something written on the back of the last picture
"What's this "If you're smart, you'll know where to find us" what's that mean" Carmelita asked, Nick thought about it for a second before it clicked
"Lian Yu" Nick said
"They're ready…they've recruited all the people they need" Carmelita said
"They're going after the vault" Nick said
"You thinking what I'm thinking" Carmelita asked
"I think I do, Carm, let's get some backup and we're off" Nick said
"And then we'll have them CORNERED" Carmelita said as they dressed before setting out to FINALLY catch up with the Cooper family and put em all behind bars
(Black spot Pete's cove hideout, 7:40 PM)
The gang had decided to spend the rest of their time in the Caribbean on the island that held Pete's cove hideout and they decided to spend about a week there to rest, plan and enjoy the ocean's, the group gathered around a HUGE bonfire where they drank and ate good food that they hunted out at sea, each member doing their own thing, Bentley was working on some plans for the Assassin's vault on a nearby table with his now girlfriend Penelope, the Guru was meditating, Shazza and Genji were seeing which one of them had the better aim with some targets they set up while Zak and Helen was doing some swimming in the water, T'Challa, Panda King, Mario, Cammy, Dimitri and Hanzo were enjoying a meal that surprisingly…TRIXIE made for them and BOY was it good
"MMM, this is REAL good" Hanzo said as he was eating fish
"All this flavor is dancing all over my tongue like it's a big, FUNCY disco floor" Dimitri said
"You sure know how to cook, Trixie" T'Challa said
"Yeah, where'd you learn how to cook like this, girl" Cammy asked
"First lesson about striking out on your own, you gotta learn how to cook for yourself" Trixie said
"MMM, I especially like what you put on the fish" T'Challa said
"Good thing the cove's manner had the right ingredients in the kitchen for me to make my secret sauce" Trixie said
"Okay…check this one out" Genji told Shazza as he threw two shuriken at the same time which flew in the air before one bounced off the other and hit two targets at once
"YEAH, how you like THAT one" Genji asked Shazza
"Okay…not bad, BUT" Shazza said before she threw her large boomerang and it took out BOTH targets, like completely broke the two targets apart
"I've got better skills" Shazza said
"HEY NOW, that ain't FAIR, you completely DESTROYED the targets, not just hit em" Genji said
"Who's judging here" Shazza asked before Zak and Helen showed up in their swim suits
"How's the water" Shazza asked the two swimmers
"MAN, it's so clear here, even the big fountains in New York ain't as clean as the water around here" Zak answered
"Yes, it's refreshing to say the least" Helen added
"Well, you lot might wanna come get some food before the others eat it all" Trixie called before she served some more food to her new teammates before Shazza noticed…something weird
"Something wrong" Helen asked Shazza
"Yeah…have you noticed that all of the sudden T'Challa and Trixie are…kind of hitting it off or something…I don't know maybe it's just me" Shazza said
"Wh-WHAT…those two" Zak asked
"Hmm, come to think of it, I'm kind'a noticing that to" Genji said
"You don't think" Shazza was about to ask
"You think that T'Challa and…and Trixie" Genji asked, both paused before
"NAAAAAAAAAAAH" Genji, Helen, Zak and Genji said at once
"Well, I will say this much about the pirates we took on, they aren't much for manners, but they were spot ON with their rum" Mario said as he and Panda King took sips of their mugs of rum
"MMM, could use some Ginger to spice the flavor" Panda King said
"Who knew you knew your wine" Mario told Panda King
"We got some more left, who wants seconds" Trixie asked
"I'll take some" T'Challa answered
"Here, here" Hanzo answered
"Me to" Shazza answered
"I DO" Aria answered
"I would love some, swimming makes one hungry" Helen answered
"I'm down for that gun-ho momma" Zak answered
"I can go for some more" Cammy answered
"I just wish Neyla and Sly were here to enjoy this as well" T'Challa said
"Well, Sly said he wanted to make it up to Neyla with a proper dinner and with that manner up at the top of the hill" Mario said
"Yeah, I think he's treating Neyla to a fancy dinner or something" Murray said
"We best give them some privacy, after all how many chances do we have for peace like this" Guru asked
"Guru makes a good point" Genji said
(One hour later) (One-shot up ahead, if you are not 18 years or older, skip this part)
The rest of the gang each chose one of the many small houses on the pathway up to the manner to hunker down in and hit the sack while Sly and Neyla took the manner itself, as Sly laid on the king-sized bed of the master bed in his boxers as Sly looked at the ring he was going to propose to Neyla with, Neyla was taking a nice, hot bath to "get the smell of Lefwee" off her, his mind was racing, they had ALL the recruits that they needed and they were ready for the final play…just as soon as they had a plan
*Soon, this will be over…I just hope we're ready…and that you'll say yes* Sly said in his mind thinking of a life with Neyla as his wife, soon enough he heard the door to the washroom open and he quickly put the ring away, he then looked to see Neyla…completely naked, leaning against a wall
"My, my, an angel has fallen from heaven, I see" Sly said, taking in his lover's full, naked glory
"Have I told you how much I love where we are right now" Neyla asked before she walked over to Sly, swaying her hips sensually for her lover as Sly stood up to wrap his arms around Neyla
"You have…how about how much I missed you while you were in Lefwee's hands" Sly asked as Neyla stood before him as she then reached down Sly's muscled body and her hand met the bulge in his boxers, and she start to slide her hands slowly on both sides on his member
"Someone's already thinking that I'm thinking" Neyla asked
"What can I say, your…thick thighs, your plump breasts, your Goddess-like beauty and your oh so lovable personality…what's not to love" Sly asked
"Love…that's what I was thinking…would my pirate captain like a reward for saving the damsel in distress" Neyla asked before she removed his boxers before she pushed him down on the bed
"Do you even have to ask" Sly asked before Neyla got on her knees in front of her lovers rode
"One should always have the freedom to choose, love, now relax…and let me reward you" Neyla said before she sandwiched his member between her boobs and started giving him a titjob, pumping his cock between her breast and giving the tip either a lick or a kiss every time it pocked out of her breasts valley
"MMM, this feels GOOD" Sly said
"Good, then you'll LOVE this part" Neyla told him before she spat saliva a few times on his cock before she opened her mouth then put it in her throat slowly, Sly felt immense pleasure while Neyla was moving her head at a steady pace, up and down his cock
"WHEW, yeah FUCK" Sly moaned as he held her head in two hands and began to increase the pace by thrusting in her mouth and controlling her head movements, Neyla seeing Sly's desire she moved so fast, she felt his large cock fill out her entire throat as it hit all the way in the back of her throat
*Wow…he's…BIGGER than last time* Neyla said in her head as she continued to suck on his dick while using her vocal cords to stimulate his manhood, she then moved her chest closer to his cock and enclosed Sly's member between her breasts once again, making him moan in pleasure at the feeling of the pliable orbs of flesh on his manhood, he loved the feeling Neyla was giving him, she continued her treatment on Sly's cock moaning every few seconds to keep his cock stimulated
"MMMM, so GOOD…I could suck on it…ALL NIGHT and ALL MORNING TO" Neyla moaned with the cock still in her mouth, after about ten minutes of sucking, Sly soon felt himself about to come at any second and he moaned a little to alert Neyla who got the message loud and clear and began bobbing her head up and down faster and faster while running her hot tongue around his shaft, her efforts eventually paid off
"BOTTOMS…UP" Sly moaned as he pushed her head down and released his seed into Neyla's mouth which made her eyes shot open, feeling the salty treat rush down her throat with every gulp
"MMMMMMMMMM" Neyla moaned in delight as she swallowed a plentiful amount of the semen and released his cock from her mouth
"So tasty" Neyla remarked
"Thank you so much, but I think it's time for the second course" Sly told her as in one, swift moment, he picked her up by her legs and put her back on the bed, she got the idea and she spread her legs apart, giving him a clear line at her pussy, Sly then lowered his head to meet the literal pussycat's pussy before he began circling his tongue around her clit, Neyla moaned in pleasure as Sly devoured her, he heard her moans of pleasure and all it did was spur him on as he continued to tease her folds, he then snaked his left hand up her body and began to fondle her breasts and this only served to raise sexual arouse the tigress even more and make her wetter, Neyla whimpered as Sly began to grope her breasts and she placed her hands over his to help him to help him in fondling her tits raising her arousal even further, Neyla had to cover her mouth to keep herself from screaming out of pure ecstasy, good thing that the rest of the gang was a good ways down in the plantations small village otherwise they would have heard the two lovers, as for right now, Sly was continuously groping her tits and dove deeper into her pussy
"THAT'S IT LOVE, OOOOOOOH, DON'T STOP" Neyla moaned in pleasure as she felt herself getting closer and closer to her climax with each passing second, sensing this Sly continued to work his tongue on her while giving her breasts a quick squeeze every few seconds, finally the pleasure became too much for Neyla to bear as her orgasm hit her with the force of a tank blast
"FUCK YES" Neyla shouted into one of the bed's pillows as her juices were sprayed onto Sly's tongue, he then licked up as much of her delicious creamy fluids before sitting up to look into her eyes before they both pulled each other into a lust filled kiss as they did, Sly aimed his cock was at the entrance to Neyla's pussy before he rammed it into her, she then bit down on Sly's neck where she marked him earlier
"MMMMMMMMM YES" Neyla moaned loudly into Sly's shoulder
"YEAH…I don't think I'll EVER get tired of feeling you like this" Sly said
"If that's true then we're in TROUBLE" Neyla said as the two laughed a little before she tool hold onto her lover with both arms and legs as the raccoon started thrusting into her pussy to which she held onto Sly as tightly as possible as her body rocked back and forth with each thrust, making a nice, squishy, wet noise as his balls smacked up against her ass, she breathed heavily as Sly rammed his length into her womanhood and Neyla's breasts jiggled and her plump ass smacked against his crotch as he pounded into her relentlessly, Sly then reached forward and cupped Neyla's jiggling tits and began to fondle and pinch them before Neyla leaned up and pressed her lips against his their eyes meet as Sly's cock continued to send shockwaves throughout her body, Neyla then reached up and cupped her breasts and once again began helping Sly fondle them which made her moan into his mouth and their tongues violently clashed, the two soon separated lips and moaned once more as Neyla's pussy milked his cock with every thrust inward, Sly then let out a lustful growl as his manhood pumped like a piston into her
"Is my lover…gonna CUM IN ME" Neyla asked
"Your FUCKING RIGHT I AM" Sly answered
"GOOD…I WANT IT" Neyla growled before Sly released his load into Neyla's pussy with one, last, mighty thrust of his cock, filling her womb and her womanhood tunnel up with his rich, potent seed, she felt SO MUCH pleasure as Sly held her closely to him that her eyes rolled into the back of her head and her tongue hung out of her mouth, Sly could tell that his beautiful tigress was hungry and he was MORE than happy to be sating it, soon enough after emptying himself fully into Neyla, he released her breasts and pulled out of her they both collapsed onto the bed before Sly gathered her up into his arms and nuzzled her affectionately as she nested her head the right crook of Sly's neck and her right leg and arm across her raccoon lover's upper and lower torso
(End of One-shot)
"So, I take it my pirate queen enjoyed herself" Sly asked
"FUCK YES" Neyla moaned in satisfaction
"Good" Sly said
"Well, I can cross out "let a pirate captain fuck my brains out" on my bucket list" Neyla answered, Sly chuckled
"Funny" Sly muttered before Neyla yawned
"Get some rest love…won't be long before this is over, then we can REALLY celebrate" Sly said
"Even better than this" Neyla asked
"Only for a Goddess like you" Sly replied before he and she shared a kiss, it wasn't long before Neyla passed out with a smile on her face having her fill of pleasure from her lover, but soon enough they would finally face the mysterious Doctor M
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, that does it for the pirate adventure, now with the gang's new ship "The Sekhmet" and the last members of their gang recruited, it's TIME…for the MAIN EVENT, it's time to go to Lian Yu and claim the inheritance Sly's been looking forward to
Will they succeed, will they fail, will they make it out alive or will everything crumble faster than a house of cards, find out next time and be prepared because I will have a surprise for you guys
Also, what do you guys think of the hinted possible romantic relationship between T'Challa and Trixie, I know they're like fire and ice, but you know the old saying, opposites attract, let me know what you think
Until then, you all stay cool and be patient I'll make it worth your while, as always it's been a pleasure
NINJA VANISH BABY!
(Smokescreen exit)
