Good to be back
OCTOBER 1ST
Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, and Jade are heading to San Francisco, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but we got bad news: clones of Sledge, Snide, Wrench, Poisandra, Fury, Curio, Lord Arcanon, Singe, Doomwing, Iceage, Scrapper, Slammer, Spellbinder, Cavity, Stingrage, Duplicon, Puzzler, Bones, Smokescreen, Gold Digger, G-BO, Memorella, Shearfear, Meteor, Wish Star, Greenzilla, Cloaked Alien, Nightmare, Ninja, Hunter, Game Face, Spell Digger, Half-Bake, Hookbeard, Beauticruel, Scumlaw, Leisure, Loafer, Fortress, Screech, Conductro, Professor Strickler, Badussa, and Heximas were sighted, and bad news, they were created by another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, and he went into hiding again.
So, we got to destroy the clones of Sledge, Snide, Wrench, Poisandra, Fury, Curio, Lord Arcanon, Singe, Doomwing, Iceage, Scrapper, Slammer, Spellbinder, Cavity, Stingrage, Duplicon, Puzzler, Bones, Smokescreen, Gold Digger, G-BO, Memorella, Shearfear, Meteor, Wish Star, Greenzilla, Cloaked Alien, Nightmare, Ninja, Hunter, Game Face, Spell Digger, Half-Bake, Hookbeard, Beauticruel, Scumlaw, Leisure, Loafer, Fortress, Screech, Conductro, Professor Strickler, Badussa, and Heximas, and once that's done, it'll lure out the manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness and we'll destroy him.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in San Francisco, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but we got bad news: clones of Sledge, Snide, Wrench, Poisandra, Fury, Curio, Lord Arcanon, Singe, Doomwing, Iceage, Scrapper, Slammer, Spellbinder, Cavity, Stingrage, Duplicon, Puzzler, Bones, Smokescreen, Gold Digger, G-BO, Memorella, Shearfear, Meteor, Wish Star, Greenzilla, Cloaked Alien, Nightmare, Ninja, Hunter, Game Face, Spell Digger, Half-Bake, Hookbeard, Beauticruel, Scumlaw, Leisure, Loafer, Fortress, Screech, Conductro, Professor Strickler, Badussa, and Heximas were sighted, and bad news, they were created by another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, and he went into hiding again.
We gasped.
Me: Why, that little...!
Tyler Navarro: Now, he's gone and made clones of our old enemies? Boy, he really doesn't know when to quit.
Nicole: He sure doesn't, Tyler. He's just making things a whole lot worse for himself, even though he's already dead.
Nico: You got that right, but with the upcoming battle against Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd, we really got to be prepared for them both.
Lincoln: That's right, and I've been wanting another shot at getting rid of Sledge and Poisandra once more!
Lori: They literally are a match made in Hell.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long brown hair and pink hairband, dark blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful orange angel wings, she's dressed in a pink sleeveless crop top, necklace with dark blue gem for the pendant, pink skirt, white bridal gloves, pink knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, plants, leaves, flowers, dryads, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the planet Linphea, and holstered on her back is a massive gold greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, gold chain for the guard, and gold pointed tip for the pommel, and with her are the five girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Lauren Linphea, Fairy Guardian and Avatar of Linphea.
Lauren Linphea: That's right, and I got the girls away from the clone of Sledge, but the clones of Snide, Wrench, Poisandra, Fury, Curio, Lord Arcanon, Singe, Doomwing, Iceage, Scrapper, Slammer, Spellbinder, Cavity, Stingrage, Duplicon, Puzzler, Bones, Smokescreen, Gold Digger, G-BO, Memorella, Shearfear, Meteor, Wish Star, Greenzilla, Cloaked Alien, Nightmare, Ninja, Hunter, Game Face, Spell Digger, Half-Bake, Hookbeard, Beauticruel, Scumlaw, Leisure, Loafer, Fortress, Screech, Conductro, Professor Strickler, Badussa, and Heximas are heading here to attack us.
Suddenly, we saw the clones of Snide, Wrench, Poisandra, Fury, Curio, Lord Arcanon, Singe, Doomwing, Iceage, Scrapper, Slammer, Spellbinder, Cavity, Stingrage, Duplicon, Puzzler, Bones, Smokescreen, Gold Digger, G-BO, Memorella, Shearfear, Meteor, Wish Star, Greenzilla, Cloaked Alien, Nightmare, Ninja, Hunter, Game Face, Spell Digger, Half-Bake, Hookbeard, Beauticruel, Scumlaw, Leisure, Loafer, Fortress, Screech, Conductro, Professor Strickler, Badussa, and Heximas as they went at us, but we stood ready and we fired powerful energy blasts at them and knocked them all down.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of Snide, Wrench, Poisandra, Fury, Curio, Lord Arcanon, Singe, Doomwing, Iceage, Scrapper, Slammer, Spellbinder, Cavity, Stingrage, Duplicon, Puzzler, Bones, Smokescreen, Gold Digger, G-BO, Memorella, Shearfear, Meteor, Wish Star, Greenzilla, Cloaked Alien, Nightmare, Ninja, Hunter, Game Face, Spell Digger, Half-Bake, Hookbeard, Beauticruel, Scumlaw, Leisure, Loafer, Fortress, Screech, Conductro, Professor Strickler, Badussa, and Heximas and he began absorbing them into him as he and all of us assimilated all of their powers, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and all that's left is the clone of Mesogog.
?: (ENRAGED LOUD ROAR) RANGERS! TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
We then saw our target, the clone of Sledge, and he was out to destroy us, and boy was he really really really angry and mad now!
Sylvester: He's just as monstrous and ferocious as the original one.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Clone or not, he's still as dangerous as the real one. Let's end him and take care of that next manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after the clone of Sledge, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers and he stabbed the Sledge clone and he began absorbing him as he assimilated all of his powers and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger. Then, when Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of him, and he sent the clones' spirits to The Black Gates. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Suddenly, we heard an unearthly roar and the pool of darkness rumbled greatly, and then, we saw the manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, but before he could attack, he was trapped in a holy light energy field below his feet by Lincoln.
Suddenly, Lincoln's massive white angel wings glowed with rainbow energy and rainbow light, and then, they spread out to their maximum wingspan of 8'5" and fired a massive rainbow energy shockwave that spread all over, and because of feeling the powerful and purifying effects of the rainbow energy shockwave, the residual darkness remnant of Universe 666 Sebastian and began screaming with pain and anger as light burst out of him, and then, he exploded as he let out a dying scream and was banished to The Black Gates and this time forever.
Lincoln: And that's it for another of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness remnants. (To Lauren Linphea) And it's so good to see you again, Lauren Linphea.
Lauren Linphea: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Lincoln went up to Lauren Linphea and he hugged her, and Lauren Linphea is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Lauren Linphea: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli, this is Lauren Linphea, Fairy Guardian and Avatar of Linphea, she's my Guardian Angel from Domino and and she's an extremely powerful master of nature and magic and she's far more powerful than both Lord Darkar and Valtor combined, and here's the shocker, she's Flora's older sister. She's a member of The Fairy Guardians of The Magic Dimension and she and the others defended the realms and planets of the Magic Dimension from the dark forces of The Ancestral Witches, The Trix, Valtor, Lord Darkar, and many others for years.
Selene Emperyous: Lauren Linphea came to Earth and settled in Royal Woods where she met Lincoln and she taught him everything that she knows when it comes to using nature and magic, and over time, Lincoln became a powerful master of nature and magic.
Michelle Emperyous: And she hates Lynn with a blazing passion, because one time, when Lauren and Lincoln were walking home from the park, that mega aggressive belching farting superstitious monster came out of nowhere and stabbed Lincoln multiple times in the stomach with brass knuckles and she was laughing like the insane monster she was, and that got Lauren so furious, she fired a massively powerful green magic blast that hit the ground right near Lynn's and thorn-covered vines sprouted out and they lashed out at Lynn, and that made Lynn extremely furious and she tried to kill Lauren, but Lincoln who made a swift recovery and his wounds sealed up charged at Lynn and he used his martial arts and he kicked Lynn's behind and took her down, and he and Lauren literally kicked Lynn in her smelly butt and sent her flying back to The Loud House and when the family all found out from Lincoln and Lauren of what Lynn did, they really tore her apart and they didn't ground her: they did something much worse, they called the cops and had Lynn sent to jail for nine months. When Lynn came back, she was really horrified by what she'd seen in jail and ran up to her room in fright. Eventually, Lynn finally had to work hard and she had earned everyone's forgiveness, but the only thing she earned from Lauren was nothing but hatred for she knew Lynn would easily go back to the mega aggressive belching farting superstitious monster that she is, and she swore if Lynn ever went after her brother again, Lauren would make sure that Lynn would burn for all eternity in the flames of Hell.
Eli: We were all shocked when Selene told us that yesterday.
Lauren Linphea: But, when the rumors coming out that Killjoy Huggins and Chase Young's Dark Side, the true sources of Lincoln's pain and suffering and the real reason why Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan became the insufferable monsters we hated hit my ears, I was shocked.
Lincoln: You weren't the only one, when the other Guardian Angels found out, they too got pissed off big time, but we finally got rid of Principal Huggins' dark side, Killjoy Huggins, and Chase Young's Dark Side forever and ended the suffering we'd gone through, and now that you're here, Lauren.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Lauren Linphea in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Lauren Linphea: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Lauren Linphea's neck with green gems on the gold lightning bolts and pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Lauren Linphea: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Lauren Linphea.
Lauren Linphea had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The five girls are Yumiella Dolkness, Alicia Ehnleit, and Eleanora Hillrose from Villainess Level 99 and Nin and Luna from The Strongest Tank's Labyrinth Raids.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Yumiella Dolkness, Alicia Ehnleit, and Eleanora Hillrose from Villainess Level 99 and Nin and Luna from The Strongest Tank's Labyrinth Raids.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Yumiella Dolkness: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Yumiella Dolkness and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from the clones of Sledge and his minions, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Yumiella Dolkness: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Yumiella Dolkness: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Yumiella Dolkness, Alicia Ehnleit, Eleanora Hillrose, Nin, and Luna with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and told everyone what had happened, and they were shocked to find out the villains we went after were clones of Sledge and his minions created by another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in beating them down and Lincoln stabbing them with his Cell Stinger tips on his tails and he absorbed them into him and assimilated all their powers, strength, and abilities which forced out the manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness and he was destroyed and sent to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and Lauren Linphea have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Oh man, so another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness was here and it created clones of Sledge and his former minions?!
Lincoln: Yep, but just like what happened, I absorbed them and we all assimilated all their powers, strength, and abilities.
Nico: Along with banishing their souls to The Black Gates and it also forced out another remnant of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness and he too got destroyed and sent to The Black Gates.
Me: He really refused to give up and just die, what a sore loser.
After Lincoln absorbed the clones of Sledge and his minions and destroyed another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Lauren Linphea saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her faces, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Lauren Linphea: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Lauren, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Lauren Linphea: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Lauren Linphea: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Suddenly, the spots on the Universe 666 Miracle Box on Lincoln's back began glowing.
Lincoln: Uh oh, trouble.
Eini: Yep. Now, let's see who's causing trouble.
The spots formed a viewing window, and we saw who it was causing trouble: it was the clones of Venjix, General Crunch, General Shifter, Tenaya, Kilobyte, Generation 5 Attack Bot, Generation 9 Amphibious Attack Bot (Water Hoser), Subterranean Plutonic Gopher Bot, Generation 9 Noz Bot Attack System, Magnetron, Pump Attack Bot, Boom Bot, Camera Attack Bot, Drill Attack Bot, Generation 12 Reflects Bot, Gat Bot, Broiler Bot, Sat Bot, Lightning Bot, Oil Bot, Dyna Bot, Vacuum Bot, Saw Bot Generation 15, Generation 16 Saw Bot, Balloon Bot, Generation 3 Textile Bot, Manhole Bot, Knight Bot, Hammer Attack Bot, Generation 3 Chemical Bot, Dowser Bot, Series 2 Rotor Bot, Heat Bot, Generation 16 Hyper Bot, Dumbbell Bot, Generation 12 Energy Bot, and Final Attack Bot.
Scott Truman: What the?! Now, we got clones of Venjix and our old enemies?!
Suddenly, we saw a black portal manifest, and we knew who that was: another fragment of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness.
Lincoln: Figures that he'd be involved.
Nadira: What a sore loser, let's get them!
We flew out of the World Tree Estate, and he fired powerful rainbow energy blasts at the clones of Venjix, General Crunch, General Shifter, Tenaya, Kilobyte, Generation 5 Attack Bot, Generation 9 Amphibious Attack Bot (Water Hoser), Subterranean Plutonic Gopher Bot, Generation 9 Noz Bot Attack System, Magnetron, Pump Attack Bot, Boom Bot, Camera Attack Bot, Drill Attack Bot, Generation 12 Reflects Bot, Gat Bot, Broiler Bot, Sat Bot, Lightning Bot, Oil Bot, Dyna Bot, Vacuum Bot, Saw Bot Generation 15, Generation 16 Saw Bot, Balloon Bot, Generation 3 Textile Bot, Manhole Bot, Knight Bot, Hammer Attack Bot, Generation 3 Chemical Bot, Dowser Bot, Series 2 Rotor Bot, Heat Bot, Generation 16 Hyper Bot, Dumbbell Bot, Generation 12 Energy Bot, and Final Attack Bot and knocked them down.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers which opened up into large suctions, and one by one, he latched them onto the clones of Venjix, General Crunch, General Shifter, Tenaya, Kilobyte, Generation 5 Attack Bot, Generation 9 Amphibious Attack Bot (Water Hoser), Subterranean Plutonic Gopher Bot, Generation 9 Noz Bot Attack System, Magnetron, Pump Attack Bot, Boom Bot, Camera Attack Bot, Drill Attack Bot, Generation 12 Reflects Bot, Gat Bot, Broiler Bot, Sat Bot, Lightning Bot, Oil Bot, Dyna Bot, Vacuum Bot, Saw Bot Generation 15, Generation 16 Saw Bot, Balloon Bot, Generation 3 Textile Bot, Manhole Bot, Knight Bot, Hammer Attack Bot, Generation 3 Chemical Bot, Dowser Bot, Series 2 Rotor Bot, Heat Bot, Generation 16 Hyper Bot, Dumbbell Bot, Generation 12 Energy Bot, and Final Attack Bot, and then, Lincoln began sucking them all into his body and absorbed them and he and all of us assimilated all of their powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates. Suddenly, we heard an unearthly roar and the pool of darkness rumbled greatly, and then, we saw the manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, but before he could attack, he was trapped in a holy light energy field below his feet by Lincoln.
Suddenly, Lincoln's massive white angel wings glowed with rainbow energy and rainbow light, and then, they spread out to their maximum wingspan of 8'5" and fired a massive rainbow energy shockwave that spread all over, and because of feeling the powerful and purifying effects of the rainbow energy shockwave, the residual darkness remnant of Universe 666 Sebastian and began screaming with pain and anger as light burst out of him, and then, he exploded as he let out a dying scream and was banished to The Black Gates and this time forever.
Lincoln: And that's it for another of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness remnants.
We returned back to The World Tree Estate and continued with our workouts.
Nico: I can't believe that sore loser created clones of the RPM Rangers' enemies.
Me: Yeah, he really is a sore loser.
Scott Truman: He just never gives up.
Lincoln: You said it. But, let him keep sending more clones of the Power Rangers' enemies, he knows I'll absorb them and I'll destroy him. But, of course, I know this isn't the end of those remnants of that lunatic.
Nico: Yeah, he's never going to quit until we're destroyed, he's even worse than that fucked-up dark asshole, Damian Alaister and The Church of Necrom.
Nicholette Torrington: You said a mouthful, and Katnappe's right, Lincoln's preparing us for the day we finally battle Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa in November by going after and absorbing the clones of The Rangers' most dangerous enemies and why he and all of us have been getting all of their powers, strengths, and abilities.
Nico: Whoa!
Me: That's so awesome! Lincoln, you really are The Man With A Plan!
Lincoln: Thanks.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Universe 666 Ilene Rembrandt, Militsa, Universe 666 Melanie, Universe 666 Ageha, and Universe 666 Tong Pooh are heading to Emerald Coast.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Universe 666 Ilene Rembrandt, Militsa, Universe 666 Melanie, Universe 666 Ageha, and Universe 666 Tong Pooh are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Universe 666 Ilene Rembrandt, Militsa, Universe 666 Melanie, Universe 666 Ageha, and Universe 666 Tong Pooh all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Militsa: Wow, so this is Emerald Coast, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Militsa, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Universe 666 Ilene Rembrandt, Militsa, Universe 666 Melanie, Universe 666 Ageha, and Universe 666 Tong Pooh dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Universe 666 Ilene Rembrandt, Militsa, Universe 666 Melanie, Universe 666 Ageha, and Universe 666 Tong Pooh got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Universe 666 Ilene Rembrandt, Militsa, Universe 666 Melanie, Universe 666 Ageha, and Universe 666 Tong Pooh and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Universe 666 Ilene Rembrandt, Militsa, Universe 666 Melanie, Universe 666 Ageha, and Universe 666 Tong Pooh placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
And then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln also marked Universe 666 Ilene Rembrandt, Militsa, Universe 666 Melanie, Universe 666 Ageha, and Universe 666 Tong Pooh as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Emerald Coast, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Universe 666 Ilene Rembrandt, Militsa, Universe 666 Melanie, Universe 666 Ageha, and Universe 666 Tong Pooh with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Universe 666 Ilene Rembrandt, Militsa, Universe 666 Melanie, Universe 666 Ageha, and Universe 666 Tong Pooh are in your harem, Linky.
Universe 666 Ilene Rembrandt, Militsa, Universe 666 Melanie, Universe 666 Ageha, and Universe 666 Tong Pooh showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Eli: Wow, I knew Universe 666 Ilene Rembrandt, Militsa, Universe 666 Melanie, Universe 666 Ageha, and Universe 666 Tong Pooh had feelings for him, and I knew he'd mark them.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Universe 666 Ilene Rembrandt, Militsa, Universe 666 Melanie, Universe 666 Ageha, and Universe 666 Tong Pooh, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and Yuma killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
The mascots and Rice were walking to get cookies for the wedding for Tyranno and Maxxine.
Rice: Thanks for going with me to get cookies, guys
Poromon: No problem Maxxine. This is gonna be awesome.
Poliwag: Yeah it sure is.
Manaphy: Love good cookies.
Horsea: Now where to find any.
They looked around.
Rice: There's a good one.
They saw one called Cookies Of Secrets.
Rice: Nice place.
Poromon opened the door... and immediately shut it.
Poromon: WHOA! (BLUSHES IN EMBARRASSMENT)
Rice: What's wrong?
Poromon: Look.
She looked and saw that it was not just a cookie shop but also A STRIP CLUB! There were naked girls dancing there and even JIRAIYA HIMSELF WAS THERE!
Jiraiya: OH YEAH! LOVE GOOD GIRLS!
Rice: A strip club with a cookie shop? That's unheard of! Nicole is going to have a field day when she hears about this
Poliwag: Lets just grab cookies and go.
Rice: Right. Lets go.
ZOOM!
They went in and bought ALL THE COOKIES THEY HAD!
Then she called Nicole.
Nicole: Hello?
Rice: Nicole we got a situation.
Nicole: What's going on?
Rice told her and the camera zoomed out to show the tree.
Nicole: THERE'S A WHAT!?
The tree shook from Nicole's anger!
UH OH!
ZOOM!
Nicole went into the shop and then...
SOUNDS OF BRUTAL AND FEROCIOUS FIGHTING!
NICOLE BEAT UP ALL THE PERVERTS THERE AND VICIOUSLY MANGLED THEM UP!
Rice: OH THE INHUMANITY!
Poromon: BRUTAL!
The perverts were taken to the hospital and their wives and girlfriends were going to be STEAMED AS HELL!
Nicole: That takes care of that.
Horsea: I swear we got out of there quickly!
Nicole: I know and those cookies all are perfect for the wedding. Good job guys.
Poromon: What about the women there?
Nicole: They are glad that they were saved from there. Turns out the manager was a jerk and an extortioner. He was blackmailing the girls into being strippers.
They saw the manager and he was pissed.
Nicole: No one disrespects the dignity of women on my watch! Plenty of crap to do where you're going!
They loaded him and took him away.
Rice: Good riddance.
The women were safe.
Later at Canterlot Palace it was time for the Double Wedding of Luna & Sam and Tyranno & Maxxine. We were all gussied up in our special outfits and more. All of Maxxine and Tyranno's friends and family and Sam and Luna's friends and family were there too including their parents. It was awesome. It was also the first ever pride wedding we ever did for Sam and Luna.
Me: I'm so excited for this.
Nico: Me too.
Eli: We never had a Pride wedding before.
Me: I know.
Shining Armor was crying his eyes out.
Princess Cadance: It's all right. He cries at weddings.
Shining Armor: (CRYING HARD)
Me: Aww he gets so choked up at weddings.
Tyranno: Yeah. I'm really nervous J.D.
Me: Don't be Tyranno. You're going to be great.
His muscles were really show in his yellow tuxedo for Ra Yellow.
Me: I hope your muscles don't rip your tuxedo.
Tyranno: Don't worry boss. I'll be fine.
Me: Good.
The wedding march began and then the doors opened and in came Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo as flower girls and in came Maxxine and she was dressed in an awesome Red Wedding dress that was adorned with red rubies and jewels and Sam and Luna came in and they were both being escorted by Poliwag and Poromon. Sam and Luna had amazing Rainbow Pride Wedding Dresses on and they were covered in rainbow jewels.
Me: Wow Tyranno, Maxxine looks so beautiful in that dress.
Tyranno: She sure does boss.
Nico: Rarity really outdid herself big time on those dresses.
Eli: She sure did.
Lynn Sr. and Rita were weeping tears of joy for Luna and Sam and so were Sam's parents and little brother Simon.
They came to the alter and we got the wedding underway.
Princess Celestia: Mares and Gentlecolts, Ladies and Gentlemen, we are gathered here today to celebrate in holy matrimony and the union of Samantha Sharp and Luna Loud and Maxxine Stennson and Tyranno Hassleberry.
We got the vows and everything done and it was done.
Princess Celestia: And so it gives me great pride in the honor of the love and grace of God. I now pronouce you all husband and wive.
WE CHEERED WILDLY AS THEY WERE MARRIED!
Nico: WOOHOO!
Qin: YEAH!
We were so happy for them.
At the reception at Lynn's Table everyone was so happy for them.
Me: Sam, Congratulations to you and Luna.
Sam S.L.: Thanks J.D. It feels so great.
Me: I'm glad you are happy. After everything you and Luna went through you more than earned this.
Nico: Darn tooting.
Luna: I agree there dudes.
Maxxine: It was so fun and we have some best news for you.
We saw the baby bump on Maxxine.
Me: (GASP) I don't believe it.
Nico: Maxxine!
Maxxine: Yep. We're having tripplets.
Nico: Congratulations!
Xenia: Awesome!
Me: Aww way to go.
We had an awesome reception and it was fun.
We were busy taking our time off, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We may not have any main missions, but I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: And of course, we still got clones of the enemies of The Ninja Steel Rangers, Beast Morpher Rangers, and Dino Fury Rangers for you to absorb, along with destroying the last few remnants of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, and destroying those other two serial killers from the Czech Republic, and once they are taken care of, then, we can go after Mandy's cousin, Mindy, and make that bitch pay.
Lincoln: You got that right.
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
Nico: If Lincoln were to get into any weightlifting competitions, he'd easily win big time.
Kiara Kessler: Same with bodybuilding competitions as well. We should do just that, there's one that's happening tomorrow at the gym.
Lincoln: Awesome.
Lincoln teleported and registered for the bodybuilding competition tomorrow, and then, he came back and continued his workouts. Then, when he was all done, Lincoln went upstairs and got a shower and a change of clothes.
Lincoln: That was an awesome workout, now if I'm not mistaken, Josef Sedlacek should be coming after us...right now!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Josef Sedlacek, the sixth of the seven infamous serial killers and dark warlocks, and he's coming to get revenge on us for what happened to Tobias Svoboda. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Aha, Gotcha!
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, the next person coming after us is Josef Sedlacek, the sixth of the seven infamous serial killers and dark warlocks, and he's coming to get revenge on us for what happened to Tobias Svoboda.
Radana Růžičková: (Czech Accent) That loser, I knew he'd be the next one we'd go after.
Lincoln: And it's just like I said, with Tobias Svoboda dead, Josef Sedlacek and Antonin Ruzicka are basically running around like headless chickens, and they're only wanting one thing: revenge. Unfortunately for them, their skills in black magic are nothing compared to ours, and we've dealt with those who've sold their souls to The Devil for dark powers before.
Me: It always ends with you stripping them of their powers and getting destroyed and sent to The Black Gates.
Eli: He never did that with The Order of The Black Cross nor The Chernabog Sisters, J.D., he flat-out killed them.
Lincoln: That's right.
Nico: Eh, either way, those six are going to follow Tobias straight to The Black Gates later on today. Alright, gang, let's go, we may not have any main missions today, but we better deal with Josef Sedlacek.
Lincoln: Yeah, we can't let that bloodthirsty murderous serial killer run free any longer, he's going to join the rest of his allies in The Black Gates, where they will suffer for eternity for the victims that they've slain.
Radana Růžičková: (Czech Accent) You and the others made a very huge mistake escaping from Hell, Josef. I would've thought we were finally rid of you after we banished you, Tobias, and your allies seven years ago to Hell, but not even Hell will keep you seven trapped for good. Very well, you'll suffer the same fate as Tobias, and we'll make sure you never rise again!
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to the park, so that Lincoln and Radana Růžičková can destroy Josef Sedlacek, the sixth of the Czech Republic's seven infamous Satanic serial killers.
We arrived at the park to hunt down our target: Josef Sedlacek, the sixth of the Czech Republic's seven Satanic serial killers.
Nico: We made it. Now, where is Josef Sedlacek?
Lincoln: (Sniffs the air) He's here alright, the stench of brimstone and blood is in the air.
Me: Brimstone, only the denizens of Hell would have that.
?: (Czech Accent) LAURA BARANKOVA, YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL DIE FOR BANISHING US ALL TO HELL SEVEN YEARS AGO!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of darkness blasts, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the smell of brimstone and Hellfire from anywhere, come on out right now, Josef Sedlacek, or we will force you out.
A figure came out: he was a male with long black hair, pale skin, dark clothes, he has black demonic wings, and blood red eyes full of hatred, it was Josef Sedlacek, one of the seven infamous Satanic serial killers from the Czech Republic.
Radana Růžičková: (Czech Accent) You Hellfire-dwelling rotten black hearted piece of fucking shit!
Nicholette Torrington: I should've known you'd show up here once again, you fucking asskisser of The Devil!
Nico: So, that's Josef Sedlacek, one of the seven infamous Satanic serial killers from the Czech Republic.
Radana Růžičková: (Czech Accent) That's right, and he's still as dangerous as ever.
Me: And with many of his friends dead, he's still out for revenge.
Josef Sedlacek: (Czech Accent) DIE!
Josef Sedlacek fired a blast of Hellfire at Nico and I, but the diamond barrier that's still up absorbed the Hellfire blast and that majorly pissed off Josef Sedlacek.
Radana Růžičková: (Czech Accent) Okay, now you're going to get it.
Suddenly, Radana Růžičková's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a purple energy aura with stars, magic, reptiles, snakes, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive golden greatsword from her back, and as she approached Josef Sedlacek, she left purple energy, stars, magic, reptiles, snakes, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Radana Růžičková: (Czech Accent) I'm not surprised to know that your thirst for blood is still as bad as ever, Josef Sedlacek. But, what also angers me is that after seven years of being imprisoned in Hell, you and your minions haven't learned a single thing and that you're still out to kill and slaughter any who get in your way of appeasing your dark master, The Devil. We made the big mistake using that binding spell to banish you seven to Hell seven years ago, but now, we're going to fix that, and this time, you're going to die here and now, and we'll make sure you never rise again!
Suddenly, Radana Růžičková was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with stars and magic surrounding the vortex, there are dogs, reptiles, snakes, phoenixes, angels, and Mythical Beast Medusa flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a light purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Josef Sedlacek: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Radana Růžičková emerged, but she was changed forever.
Radana Růžičková grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large purple orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has light purple highlights in the bangs of her long now dark purple hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a purple energy aura with stars, magic, reptiles, snakes, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and her immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it's now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Mythical Beast Medusa emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on snake earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Light, Magic, and Eternity Kanjis around its tails, she also has Mythical Beast Medusa with blue gems for eyes and holding the the Star, Light, Magic, and Eternity Kanjis in his hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her purple snake-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Radana Růžičková has on a short-sleeved purple midriff shirt, purple skirt, purple pants, purple anklewarmers, purple knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, magic, reptiles, snakes, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Mythical Beast Medusa surrounded by stars and magic. Suddenly, Radana Růžičková felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive dark purple angel wings with pink tips on the large dark purple feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long purple wolf tails with light purple tips and light purple markings, Radana Růžičková has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Radana Růžičková's massive golden greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple energy, stars, magic, reptiles, snakes, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Radana Růžičková's Cosmic Eternal Magic Starstorm Solar Mythical Beast Medusa Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Magic Starstorm Solar Mythical Beast Medusa Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded purple gems and Mythical Beast Medusa etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large purple snake heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large purple gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large purple snake heads with blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large purple snake heads is a large purple snake head with blue gems for eyes and blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, Radana Růžičková has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Mythical Beast Medusa's head with blue gems for eyes and large blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large angel spellbook, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji with purple crescent moons in between the kanji below Mythical Beast Medusa that said, "Radana Růžičková, Gene-Slammer of Mythical Beast Medusa, Powerful Master of Magic, Summoner of Reptiles and Snakes, Representor of The Mythical Medusa, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Chandler, Destroyer of Satanic Serial Killer of The Czech Republic Josef Sedlacek, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Stars, Magic, Reptiles, Snakes, Phoenixes, Angels, and Mythical Beast Medusa"
ラダナ・ルジチコヴァー、神話上の獣メデューサの遺伝子スラマー、強力な魔法の達人、爬虫類と蛇の召喚者、神話上のメデューサの代表者、真の不滅で宇宙の強力な戦士、愛情深い守護天使でリンカーンの将来の妻ラウド、闇の軽蔑者チャンドラー、チェコ共和国の悪魔的連続殺人犯の破壊者 ジョセフ・セドラチェク、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、世界への希望の大使であり灯台宇宙、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして星のマスター、魔法、爬虫類、ヘビ、フェニックス、天使、幻獣メデューサ
Radana Růžičková has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-MYTHICAL BEAST MEDUSA-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL MAGIC STARSTORM SNAKE SUMMONER MYTHICAL BEAST MASTER MEDUSA PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL MAGIC STARSTORM SNAKE SUMMONER MYTHICAL BEAST MASTER MEDUSA PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL MAGIC STARSTORM SNAKE SUMMONER MYTHICAL BEAST MASTER MEDUSA PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Radana Růžičková's Super Angel-Mythical Beast Medusa-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Josef Sedlacek saw it, he went mad with rage and fired a blast of darkness to kill her, but Radana Růžičková fired a massive barrage of purple energy, stars, magic, reptiles, snakes, phoenixes, and angels which hit Josef Sedlacek and was sent flying into a tree, he got back up, but now he was pissed off.
Selene Arcangela: Incredible, Radana's transformed, and by the looks of it, Josef is in huge trouble.
Lincoln: He deserves it, after what Radana told me of what he's done, he deserves nothing but death for his crimes.
Radana Růžičková: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Eternal Cosmic Magicstorm Snake Summoner Mythical Beast Medusa Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Cosmic Magicstorm Snake Summoner Mythical Beast Medusa Phoenix Angel Love) (Czech Accent) There's no other punishment for someone like him. Shall we, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Let's do it, Radana.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing, and he joined Radana Růžičková.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You and your friends have got some nerve escaping from Hell, Josef. What you all did in senselessly murdering innocent people in the Czech Republic seven years ago and selling your souls to The Devil for dark powers proves that you are truly irredeemable, and the only thing you deserve is death.
Lincoln and Radana Růžičková went after Josef Sedlacek who continued firing darkness blasts at them, but they dodged them, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple energy, slime, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Josef Sedlacek, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with energy slashes from their massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and Radana Růžičková also left many more by firing blue energy slashes with her claws, and he and Radana Růžičková attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Josef Sedlacek even more insane with rage than ever.
Josef Sedlacek: (Czech Accent) YOU! YOU! (ENRAGED DEMONIC SCREAM)
Josef Sedlacek went at them now completely blind with insane rage and fury, but Lincoln and Radana Růžičková kicked him hard in the stomach and Lincoln fired blasts of magic at him and he got hit hard and he slashed at him with his massive greatsword. They also attacked him with powerful elemental and energy blasts and he got hit hard, and this was more than enough to drive Josef Sedlacek even farther into the edges of rage and madness.
But before Josef Sedlacek could attack them, Lincoln's large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting golden rings fired red energy beams which hit Josef Sedlacek and they sucked out his dark magic and darkness powers and Lincoln made them his own, and that left Josef Sedlacek powerless, and then, Radana Růžičková slashed off Josef Sedlacek's demonic wings and she sliced off a demonic looking pendant from his neck and she threw it into the ground and stomped on it hard and her boot destroyed it.
Josef Sedlacek: (Czech Accent) NO! NO! MY PENDANT!
Suddenly, Josef Sedlacek's eyes glowed with purple light and dark smoke was coming off him, and then, he let out an unearthly scream as he was consumed by black flames and sent to The Black Gates forever. We all cheered wildly for what Radana Růžičková and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Radana Růžičková's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long purple wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive purple angel wings are permanent.
Radana Růžičková: (Czech Accent) Rot forever in The Black Gates, bastard. Thank you for helping me destroy Josef Sedlacek for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Radana.
Suddenly, Radana Růžičková wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Radana Růžičková's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, and Mythical Beast Medusa flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and magic behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Radana Růžičková sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and magic and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Me: That was one awesome battle, and that demonic pendant that you destroyed, it's almost like the talisman Chandler had when he made that deal with The Devil.
Radana Růžičková: (Czech Accent) You are correct, J.D., that talisman Josef Sedlacek had was the symbol of his deal with The Devil and it helped us track him and his minions down.
Nico: And when you destroyed it, it destroyed him for good, but why didn't he get sent back to Hell for good like with Chandler? (Realizes what Radana did) Wait a second, you channeled Black Gate energy into your feet, didn't you?
Lincoln: She did, and when that happened, it sent Josef Sedlacek straight to The Black Gates for good.
Eli: Good riddance, now only Antonin Ruzicka remains.
Nico: Without a doubt, Antonin Ruzicka will no doubt come after Laura and her friends next.
Me: And finish what his pals failed to do, but Lincoln and Marie Nováková are so going to tear him apart and send him to join his goons in The Black Gates forever.
Suddenly, the spots on the Universe 666 Miracle Box on Lincoln's back began glowing.
Lincoln: Uh oh, trouble.
Eini: Yep. Now, let's see who's causing trouble.
Me: Uh oh! INCOMING!
Then, we saw who it was causing trouble: it was the clones of Galvanax, Madame Odius, Ripcon, Cosmo Royale, Madame Odius, Badonna, General Tynamon, Brax, Lord Draven, Korvaka, Ripperat, Spinferno, Slogre, Tangleweb, Badpipes, Hacktrack, Stonedozer, Trapsaw, Toxitea, Shoespike, Lord Drillion, Phonepanzee, Cat O'Clock, Abrakadanger, Forcefear, Smellephant, Deceptron, Spyclops, Doomwave, Game Goblin, Wolvermean, Speedwing, Rygore, Venoma, Foxatron, Dreadwolf, Blammo, Typeface, Voltipede, Megamauler, Gorrox, Lavagor, Versix, Fangore, Jabberon, Stabberous, Shelldax, Plasmora, Ackshun, Cleocatra, Ghost Monster, Kuliner Monster, and Snow Fright heading right for us.
Brody Romero: What the?! Clones of Galvanax and our enemies?!
Suddenly, we saw a black portal manifest, and we knew who that was: another fragment of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness.
Lincoln: Figures that he'd be involved.
Preston Tien: Why that sore loser, let's get them!
Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy blasts at the clones of Galvanax, Madame Odius, Ripcon, Cosmo Royale, Madame Odius, Badonna, General Tynamon, Brax, Lord Draven, Korvaka, Ripperat, Spinferno, Slogre, Tangleweb, Badpipes, Hacktrack, Stonedozer, Trapsaw, Toxitea, Shoespike, Lord Drillion, Phonepanzee, Cat O'Clock, Abrakadanger, Forcefear, Smellephant, Deceptron, Spyclops, Doomwave, Game Goblin, Wolvermean, Speedwing, Rygore, Venoma, Foxatron, Dreadwolf, Blammo, Typeface, Voltipede, Megamauler, Gorrox, Lavagor, Versix, Fangore, Jabberon, Stabberous, Shelldax, Plasmora, Ackshun, Cleocatra, Ghost Monster, Kuliner Monster, and Snow Fright and knocked them down.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of Galvanax, Madame Odius, Ripcon, Cosmo Royale, Madame Odius, Badonna, General Tynamon, Brax, Lord Draven, Korvaka, Ripperat, Spinferno, Slogre, Tangleweb, Badpipes, Hacktrack, Stonedozer, Trapsaw, Toxitea, Shoespike, Lord Drillion, Phonepanzee, Cat O'Clock, Abrakadanger, Forcefear, Smellephant, Deceptron, Spyclops, Doomwave, Game Goblin, Wolvermean, Speedwing, Rygore, Venoma, Foxatron, Dreadwolf, Blammo, Typeface, Voltipede, Megamauler, Gorrox, Lavagor, Versix, Fangore, Jabberon, Stabberous, Shelldax, Plasmora, Ackshun, Cleocatra, Ghost Monster, Kuliner Monster, and Snow Fright, and then, Lincoln began absorbing them all into his body as he assimilated all of their powers and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates. Suddenly, we heard an unearthly roar and the pool of darkness rumbled greatly, and then, we saw the manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, but before he could attack, he was trapped in a holy light energy field below his feet by Lincoln.
Suddenly, Lincoln's massive white angel wings glowed with rainbow energy and rainbow light, and then, they spread out to their maximum wingspan of 8'5" and fired a massive rainbow energy shockwave that spread all over, and because of feeling the powerful and purifying effects of the rainbow energy shockwave, the residual darkness remnant of Universe 666 Sebastian and began screaming with pain and anger as light burst out of him, and then, he exploded as he let out a dying scream and was banished to The Black Gates and this time forever.
Lincoln: And that's it for another of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness remnants.
Brody: I can't believe that sore loser made clones of our old enemies and tried to attack us yet again after you and Radana got rid of Josef Sedlacek.
Lincoln: He's never going to learn his lesson, but his plan to get rid of us has actually been helping all of us in preparing for our huge confrontation with Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd in November.
Me: Yeah, with you absorbing the clones of The Power Rangers' most dangerous enemies in the past few days and why he and all of you have been getting all of their powers, strengths, and abilities. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: Here's one that's familiar to Musa, her name is Maria Melody, Fairy Guardian and Avatar of Melody.
Musa: I knew you'd choose her, and this is something that all of you should also hear as well, Maria Melody is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Melody and and she's an extremely powerful master of music and magic and she's far more powerful than both Lord Darkar and Valtor combined, and here's the shocker, she's my older sister.
Me: WOW!
Nico: That's really awesome!
Musa: It sure is, and she's a member of The Fairy Guardians of The Magic Dimension and she and the others defended the realms and planets of the Magic Dimension from the dark forces of The Ancestral Witches, The Trix, Valtor, Lord Darkar, and many others for years.
Selene Emperyous: Maria Melody came to Earth and settled in Royal Woods where she met Lincoln and she taught him everything that she knows when it comes to using music and magic, and over time, Lincoln became a powerful master of music and magic, and she hates Lola with a blazing passion, because one time, when Maria and Lincoln were walking home from the park, that violent rampaging sociopathic pageant demon came out of nowhere and stabbed Lincoln multiple times in the stomach with scissors and she was laughing like the insane monster she was, and that got Maria so furious, she fired a massively powerful pink magic blast that hit the ground right near Lola's feet and sent her flying into a tree, and that made Lola extremely furious and she tried to kill Maria, but Lincoln who made a swift recovery and his wounds sealed up charged at Lola and he used his martial arts and he kicked Lola's behind and took her down, and he and Maria literally kicked Lola in her butt and sent her flying back to The Loud House and when the family found out from Lincoln and Maria of what Lola did, they really tore her apart and they didn't ground her: they did something much worse, they sent her to Aunt Ruth's for nine months. When Lola came back, she was really horrified by what she'd seen in jail and ran up to her room in fright. Eventually, Lola had to work hard and she'd earned everyone's forgiveness, but the only thing she earned from Maria was nothing but hatred for she knew Lola would easily go back to the violent rampaging sociopathic pageant demon that she is, and she swore if Lola ever went after her brother again, Maria would make sure that Lola would burn for all eternity in the flames of Hell.
We gasped.
Nico: Lola did what to Lincoln?! AND IN FULL VIEW OF THE PUBLIC?!
Luna: Yeah, it trumped all of the other horrible things Lola's done to our bro in the past, but she's done a lot of horrible things to him before that still hadn't come close to that!
Laney: We were almost that close to trying to kill Lola, but Mom and Dad made sure she'd learn her lesson the hard way in jail.
Luan: Lola worked hard to earn our forgiveness, but the only thing that she earned from Maria was nothing but hatred.
Leni: She really went too far that day, and even Lincoln wouldn't forgive her that easily either.
Me: I didn't blame him though, we both know that Killjoy Huggins and Chase Young's Dark Side were to blame for Lola easily changing back into the violent rampaging sociopathic pageant demon everyone despised.
Luna: Eventually, she did earn his forgiveness, but none of his Guardian Angels would forgive her for any of her wrongdoings against him in the past, so she was still on thin ice with them.
Lincoln: Now, all that's left are the clones of the Beast Morpher Rangers and Dino Fury Rangers. (Suddenly sensed something) Oh, you've got to be kidding.
Me: What's up?
Lincoln: A residual darkness remnant of Universe 666 Sebastian has made clones of Bajillia Naire, Squillia Naire, Inkworth, Doodrip, Jozotic, Omwhyzo, Krymzo, Snoutia, Quaddo, and Jadana.
We gasped.
Zayto: That freak!
Nico: He's gone too far this time!
Lincoln: Wait, he's lumped them together with the clones of the enemies of The Dino Fury Rangers, and they're whom we're going after on my rescue tomorrow.
Cornelia: We'll be ready for them.
Soon, we were getting ready for bed.
Girl Jordan: That's day 1 of our three day break, but yesterday was really wild: I never knew that J.D. got his powers from Kang the Conqueror.
Lily the Mermaid: He in essence made J.D. a God among men, and that caused Team Loud Phoenix Storm to come to life, that was quite a revelation.
As soon as Lincoln's harem stepped into the room, they saw Lincoln sitting on his super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for his expanding harem and he was only in a pair of large red underwear, and when they all saw Lincoln, his harem had massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lincoln: (Seductive Voice) Like what you see, ladies?
Girl Jordan: (In Heaven) Oh yeah.
Lincoln made clones of himself and they walked up to his harem and they wrapped their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists, which took them by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces as their chests pressed against the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones and their stomachs pressed against their eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to the faces of Lincoln and his clones, and they shared a deep passionate and romantic kiss as the girls placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
Lincoln: (Seductive Voice) Hope you're all ready for one wild night.
And with one of his eleven massive and long white tails, Lincoln closed the door closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.
OCTOBER 2ND
Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, and Jade are heading to Nevada, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eleven girls here, but we got bad news: clones of Void Knight, Void Queen, Mucus, Boomtower, Slyther, Wreckmate, Snageye, Boomblaster, Nulleye, Shockhorn, Vypeera, Draknarok, Brineblast, Smashstone, Doomsnake, Wolfgang, Roostafa, Tombtress, Fogshell, Tidemare, Trawler, Stone Triplets, Boneswitch, Fly Sporix Beast, Bitscreem, Occulo, Junkalo, Squashblight, Trackenslash, Flapnarok, Hexcurio, Quickspine, Sugarhit, Clawfare, Crashflood, Nemesis Beast, Reaghoul, Spider Sketch Monster, Lothorn, Sizzurai, Bajillia Naire, Squillia Naire, Inkworth, Doodrip, Jozotic, Omwhyzo, Krymzo, Snoutia, Quaddo, and Jadana were sighted, and bad news, they were created by another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, and he went into hiding again.
So, we got to destroy the clones of Void Knight, Void Queen, Mucus, Boomtower, Slyther, Wreckmate, Snageye, Boomblaster, Nulleye, Shockhorn, Vypeera, Draknarok, Brineblast, Smashstone, Doomsnake, Wolfgang, Roostafa, Tombtress, Fogshell, Tidemare, Trawler, Stone Triplets, Boneswitch, Fly Sporix Beast, Bitscreem, Occulo, Junkalo, Squashblight, Trackenslash, Flapnarok, Hexcurio, Quickspine, Sugarhit, Clawfare, Crashflood, Nemesis Beast, Reaghoul, Spider Sketch Monster, Lothorn, Sizzurai, Bajillia Naire, Squillia Naire, Inkworth, Doodrip, Jozotic, Omwhyzo, Krymzo, Snoutia, Quaddo, and Jadana, and once that's done, it'll lure out the manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness and we'll destroy him.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Nevada, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eleven girls here, but we got bad news: clones of Void Knight, Void Queen, Mucus, Boomtower, Slyther, Wreckmate, Snageye, Boomblaster, Nulleye, Shockhorn, Vypeera, Draknarok, Brineblast, Smashstone, Doomsnake, Wolfgang, Roostafa, Tombtress, Fogshell, Tidemare, Trawler, Stone Triplets, Boneswitch, Fly Sporix Beast, Bitscreem, Occulo, Junkalo, Squashblight, Trackenslash, Flapnarok, Hexcurio, Quickspine, Sugarhit, Clawfare, Crashflood, Nemesis Beast, Reaghoul, Spider Sketch Monster, Lothorn, Sizzurai, Bajillia Naire, Squillia Naire, Inkworth, Doodrip, Jozotic, Omwhyzo, Krymzo, Snoutia, Quaddo, and Jadana were sighted, and bad news, they were created by another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, and he went into hiding again.
We gasped.
Me: Why, that little...!
Tyler Navarro: Now, he's gone and made clones of our old enemies? Boy, he really doesn't know when to quit.
Nicole: He sure doesn't, Tyler. He's just making things a whole lot worse for himself, even though he's already dead.
Nico: You got that right, but with the upcoming battle against Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd, we really got to be prepared for them both.
Lincoln: That's right, and I've been wanting another shot at getting rid of Sledge and Poisandra once more!
Lori: They literally are a match made in Hell.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long dark blue hair and pink hairband, dark blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful dark blue angel wings, she's dressed in a red sleeveless crop top, necklace with dark blue gem for the pendant, red skirt, white bridal gloves, red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, soundwaves, music notes, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the planet Melody, and holstered on her back is a massive gold greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, gold chain for the guard, and gold pointed tip for the pommel, and with her are the eleven girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Maria Melody, Fairy Guardian and Avatar of Melody.
Maria Melody: That's right, and I got the girls away from the clone of Void Queen, but the clones of Void Knight, Mucus, Boomtower, Slyther, Wreckmate, Snageye, Boomblaster, Nulleye, Shockhorn, Vypeera, Draknarok, Brineblast, Smashstone, Doomsnake, Wolfgang, Roostafa, Tombtress, Fogshell, Tidemare, Trawler, Stone Triplets, Boneswitch, Fly Sporix Beast, Bitscreem, Occulo, Junkalo, Squashblight, Trackenslash, Flapnarok, Hexcurio, Quickspine, Sugarhit, Clawfare, Crashflood, Nemesis Beast, Reaghoul, Spider Sketch Monster, Lothorn, Sizzurai, Bajillia Naire, Squillia Naire, Inkworth, Doodrip, Jozotic, Omwhyzo, Krymzo, Snoutia, Quaddo, and Jadana are heading here to attack us.
Suddenly, we saw the clones of Void Knight, Mucus, Boomtower, Slyther, Wreckmate, Snageye, Boomblaster, Nulleye, Shockhorn, Vypeera, Draknarok, Brineblast, Smashstone, Doomsnake, Wolfgang, Roostafa, Tombtress, Fogshell, Tidemare, Trawler, Stone Triplets, Boneswitch, Fly Sporix Beast, Bitscreem, Occulo, Junkalo, Squashblight, Trackenslash, Flapnarok, Hexcurio, Quickspine, Sugarhit, Clawfare, Crashflood, Nemesis Beast, Reaghoul, Spider Sketch Monster, Lothorn, Sizzurai, Bajillia Naire, Squillia Naire, Inkworth, Doodrip, Jozotic, Omwhyzo, Krymzo, Snoutia, Quaddo, and Jadana as they went at us, but we stood ready and we fired powerful energy blasts at them and knocked them all down.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of Void Knight, Mucus, Boomtower, Slyther, Wreckmate, Snageye, Boomblaster, Nulleye, Shockhorn, Vypeera, Draknarok, Brineblast, Smashstone, Doomsnake, Wolfgang, Roostafa, Tombtress, Fogshell, Tidemare, Trawler, Stone Triplets, Boneswitch, Fly Sporix Beast, Bitscreem, Occulo, Junkalo, Squashblight, Trackenslash, Flapnarok, Hexcurio, Quickspine, Sugarhit, Clawfare, Crashflood, Nemesis Beast, Reaghoul, Spider Sketch Monster, Lothorn, Sizzurai, Bajillia Naire, Squillia Naire, Inkworth, Doodrip, Jozotic, Omwhyzo, Krymzo, Snoutia, Quaddo, and Jadana and he began absorbing them into him as he and all of us assimilated all of their powers, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and all that's left is the clone of Mesogog.
?: (ENRAGED LOUD ROAR) RANGERS! TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
We then saw our target, the clone of Void Queen, and she was out to destroy us, and boy was she really really really angry and mad now!
Sylvester: She's just as monstrous and ferocious as the original one.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Clone or not, she's still as dangerous as the real one. Let's end her and take care of that next manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after the clone of Void Queen, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers and he stabbed the Void Queen clone and she began absorbing her as he and all of us assimilated all of her powers and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger. Then, when Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of her, and he sent the clones' spirits to The Black Gates. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Suddenly, we heard an unearthly roar and the pool of darkness rumbled greatly, and then, we saw the manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, but before he could attack, he was trapped in a holy light energy field below his feet by Lincoln.
Suddenly, Lincoln's massive white angel wings glowed with rainbow energy and rainbow light, and then, they spread out to their maximum wingspan of 8'5" and fired a massive rainbow energy shockwave that spread all over, and because of feeling the powerful and purifying effects of the rainbow energy shockwave, the residual darkness remnant of Universe 666 Sebastian and began screaming with pain and anger as light burst out of him, and then, he exploded as he let out a dying scream and was banished to The Black Gates and this time forever.
Lincoln: And that's it for another of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness remnants. (To Maria Melody) And it's so good to see you again, Maria Melody.
Maria Melody: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Lincoln went up to Maria Melody and he hugged her, and Maria Melody is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Maria Melody: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli, this is Maria Melody, Fairy Guardian and Avatar of Melody, she's my Guardian Angel from Melody and she's an extremely powerful master of music and magic and she's far more powerful than both Lord Darkar and Valtor combined, and here's the shocker, she's Musa older sister. She's a member of The Fairy Guardians of The Magic Dimension and she and the others defended the realms and planets of the Magic Dimension from the dark forces of The Ancestral Witches, The Trix, Valtor, Lord Darkar, and many others for years.
Selene Emperyous: Maria Melody came to Earth and settled in Royal Woods where she met Lincoln and she taught him everything that she knows when it comes to using music and magic, and over time, Lincoln became a powerful master of music and magic.
Michelle Emperyous: And she hates Lola with a blazing passion, because one time, when Maria and Lincoln were walking home from the park, that violent rampaging sociopathic pageant demon came out of nowhere and stabbed Lincoln multiple times in the stomach with scissors and she was laughing like the insane monster she was, and that got Maria so furious, she fired a massively powerful pink magic blast that hit the ground right near Lola's feet and sent her flying into a tree, and that made Lola extremely furious and she tried to kill Maria, but Lincoln who made a swift recovery and his wounds sealed up charged at Lola and he used his martial arts and he kicked Lola's behind and took her down, and he and Maria literally kicked Lola in her butt and sent her flying back to The Loud House and when the family found out from Lincoln and Maria of what Lola did, they really tore her apart and they didn't ground her: they did something much worse, they sent her to Aunt Ruth's for nine months. When Lola came back, she was really horrified by what she'd seen in jail and ran up to her room in fright. Eventually, Lola had to work hard and she'd earned everyone's forgiveness, but the only thing she earned from Maria was nothing but hatred for she knew Lola would easily go back to the violent rampaging sociopathic pageant demon that she is, and she swore if Lola ever went after her brother again, Maria would make sure that Lola would burn for all eternity in the flames of Hell..
Eli: We were all shocked when Selene told us that yesterday.
Maria Melody: But, when the rumors coming out that Killjoy Huggins and Chase Young's Dark Side, the true sources of Lincoln's pain and suffering and the real reason why Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan became the insufferable monsters we hated hit my ears, I was shocked.
Lincoln: You weren't the only one, when the other Guardian Angels found out, they too got pissed off big time, but we finally got rid of Principal Huggins' dark side, Killjoy Huggins, and Chase Young's Dark Side forever and ended the suffering we'd gone through, and now that you're here, Maria.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Maria Melody in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Maria Melody: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Maria Melody's neck with dark blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Maria Melody: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Maria Melody.
Maria Melody had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the eleven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The eleven girls are Akane Kiryuu, Reika Himuro, Kana Izumizak, Ryouko Yabuki, Maki Onigoe, Shizune Toudou, Miyako Sagara, Yuzuho Kinashi, Nagisa, Natsume Kasahara, and Oboro from Sexy Beach Premium Resort.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Akane Kiryuu, Reika Himuro, Kana Izumizak, Ryouko Yabuki, Maki Onigoe, Shizune Toudou, Miyako Sagara, Yuzuho Kinashi, Nagisa, Natsume Kasahara, and Oboro from Sexy Beach Premium Resort.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Akane Kiryuu: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Akane Kiryuu and the other ten girls saw who it was that saved them from the clones of Void Queen and her minions, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Akane Kiryuu: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made ten clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Akane Kiryuu: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, eleven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Akane Kiryuu, Reika Himuro, Kana Izumizak, Ryouko Yabuki, Maki Onigoe, Shizune Toudou, Miyako Sagara, Yuzuho Kinashi, Nagisa, Natsume Kasahara, and Oboro with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and told everyone what had happened, and they were shocked to find out the villains we went after were clones of Void Queen and her minions created by another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in beating them down and Lincoln stabbing them with his Cell Stinger tips on his tails and he absorbed them into him and assimilated all their powers, strength, and abilities which forced out the manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness and he was destroyed and sent to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and Maria Melody have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Oh man, so another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness was here and it created clones of Void Queen and her former minions?!
Lincoln: Yep, but just like what happened, I absorbed them and we all assimilated all their powers, strength, and abilities.
Nico: Along with banishing their souls to The Black Gates and it also forced out another remnant of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness and he too got destroyed and sent to The Black Gates.
Me: He really refused to give up and just die, what a sore loser.
After Lincoln absorbed the clones of Void Queen and her minions and destroyed another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Maria Melody saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her faces, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Maria Melody: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Maria, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Maria Melody: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Maria Melody: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Suddenly, the spots on the Universe 666 Miracle Box on Lincoln's back began glowing.
Lincoln: Uh oh, trouble.
Eini: Yep. Now, let's see who's causing trouble.
The spots formed a viewing window, and we saw who it was causing trouble: it was the clones of Evox, Scrozzle, Robo-Blaze, Robo-Roxy, Vargoyle, Cycletron, Needletron, Shoveltron, Slicertron, Meltatron, Railtron, Vacuutron, Antennatron, Drilltron, Tooltron, Clonetron, Tubatron, Tubatron 2.0, Burnertron, Turbotron, Shockatron, Spiketron, Infernotron, Drilltron 2.0, Trappertron, Gamertron - Keytron, Digitron, Controlatron, Dumbbelltron, Boxertron, Tiaratron, Bulldozertron, Thieftron, Clawtron, Antennatron 2.0, and Railtron 2.0.
Devon Daniels: What the?! Now, we got clones of Evox and our old enemies?!
Suddenly, we saw a black portal manifest, and we knew who that was: another fragment of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness.
Lincoln: Figures that he'd be involved.
Ravi Shaw: What a sore loser.
Suddenly, we got contacted by Roxy and Blaze.
Lincoln: Roxy, Blaze, what's up?
Roxy (Beast Morphers): We contacted you guys to tell you that this is the last remnant of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, and Blaze and I are heading to Gotham Royal York, we got news to share with you.
Lincoln: Thanks, Roxy. Alright, let's get them!
We flew out of the World Tree Estate, and he fired powerful rainbow energy blasts at the clones of Evox, Scrozzle, Robo-Blaze, Robo-Roxy, Vargoyle, Cycletron, Needletron, Shoveltron, Slicertron, Meltatron, Railtron, Vacuutron, Antennatron, Drilltron, Tooltron, Clonetron, Tubatron, Tubatron 2.0, Burnertron, Turbotron, Shockatron, Spiketron, Infernotron, Drilltron 2.0, Trappertron, Gamertron - Keytron, Digitron, Controlatron, Dumbbelltron, Boxertron, Tiaratron, Bulldozertron, Thieftron, Clawtron, Antennatron 2.0, and Railtron 2.0 and knocked them down.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers which opened up into large suctions, and one by one, he latched them onto the clones of Evox, Scrozzle, Robo-Blaze, Robo-Roxy, Vargoyle, Cycletron, Needletron, Shoveltron, Slicertron, Meltatron, Railtron, Vacuutron, Antennatron, Drilltron, Tooltron, Clonetron, Tubatron, Tubatron 2.0, Burnertron, Turbotron, Shockatron, Spiketron, Infernotron, Drilltron 2.0, Trappertron, Gamertron - Keytron, Digitron, Controlatron, Dumbbelltron, Boxertron, Tiaratron, Bulldozertron, Thieftron, Clawtron, Antennatron 2.0, and Railtron 2.0, and then, Lincoln began sucking them all into his body and absorbed them and he and all of us assimilated all of their powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates. Suddenly, we heard an unearthly roar and the pool of darkness rumbled greatly, and then, we saw the manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, but before he could attack, he was trapped in a holy light energy field below his feet by Lincoln.
Suddenly, Lincoln's massive white angel wings glowed with rainbow energy and rainbow light, and then, they spread out to their maximum wingspan of 8'5" and fired a massive rainbow energy shockwave that spread all over, and because of feeling the powerful and purifying effects of the rainbow energy shockwave, the residual darkness remnant of Universe 666 Sebastian and began screaming with pain and anger as light burst out of him, and then, he exploded as he let out a dying scream and was banished to The Black Gates and this time forever.
Lincoln: And that's it for another of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness remnants.
We returned back to The World Tree Estate and continued with our workouts.
Nico: I can't believe that sore loser created clones of the Beast Morpher Rangers' enemies.
Me: Yeah, he really is a sore loser.
Lincoln: You said it. But, we finally did it! We not only destroyed all of the remnants of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, but now, we're more than ready for when we go after Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd in November.
Nico: Alright!
Just then, Blaze and Roxy arrived.
Lincoln: Blaze, Roxy.
Blaze (Beast Morphers): Hey, Lincoln, everyone.
Roxy (Beast Morphers): Awesome job getting rid of those clones, now we got some news that'll you'll want to hear.
Me: What's up?
Blaze (Beast Morphers): Our scanners have found Mindy, and she's hiding out in Coral Harbor.
We gasped.
Lincoln: Whoa, then, that's where we're heading tomorrow.
Nico: That bitch is finally going to get her just desserts after everything she's done!
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, April May, Olivia Aldente, Sasha Buckler, and Juniper Woods are heading to Coral Capers.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And April May, Olivia Aldente, Sasha Buckler, and Juniper Woods are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out April May, Olivia Aldente, Sasha Buckler, and Juniper Woods all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
April May: Wow, so this is Coral Capers, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, April May, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, April May, Olivia Aldente, Sasha Buckler, and Juniper Woods dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and April May, Olivia Aldente, Sasha Buckler, and Juniper Woods got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to April May, Olivia Aldente, Sasha Buckler, and Juniper Woods and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and April May, Olivia Aldente, Sasha Buckler, and Juniper Woods placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
And then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln also marked April May, Olivia Aldente, Sasha Buckler, and Juniper Woods as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Coral Capers, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of April May, Olivia Aldente, Sasha Buckler, and Juniper Woods with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now April May, Olivia Aldente, Sasha Buckler, and Juniper Woods are in your harem, Linky.
April May, Olivia Aldente, Sasha Buckler, and Juniper Woods showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Eli: Wow, I knew April May, Olivia Aldente, Sasha Buckler, and Juniper Woods had feelings for him, and I knew he'd mark them.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill April May, Olivia Aldente, Sasha Buckler, and Juniper Woods, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and Yuma killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip couldn't stop farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
Then Leni came in.
Leni: Guess who got a new parking spot in the school? Me!
Lincoln: Congratulations. Where is it?
Leni: Nowhere special. If you want to check it out later, it's parked right out front, space 294.
Poromon: I'm sorry, 294?
Leni: Yeah.
Poromon: That's my parking spot.
Lynn: Why do you have a parking spot? You park here in the estate.
Poromon: It doesn't matter. That's my spot.
Nico: Maybe they reassigned it because you never use it.
Poromon: Well, I'm not using my head feather, either. Maybe they should reassign that.
Leni: Poromon, someday, if you park in the school, I'm sure they'll give you another parking space.
Poromon: I don't want another parking space. I want my parking space. It's perfect. It's a corner spot, cutting the risk of door-dings in half. It's a mere 28 steps from the building entrance. The nearby tree provides shade on hot days and is also home to a delightful squirrel. Which is fortuitous because most squirrels are real jerks.
Leni: Fun story. Meanwhile, you still don't have a car.
Poromon: Don't try to change the subject. This is about a parking space. It has nothing to do with cars.
Leni: Are you listening to yourself?
Poromon: I always listen to myself. It's one of the great joys of my life. Now, get your car out of my spot.
Leni: Nope.
Poromon:Very well. You leave me no choice.
An hour later in The parking spot, Poromon is trying to push Leni's car out of the spot but to no avail. He then sees a squirrel watching him
Poromon: What are you looking at, you stupid squirrel?
Squirrel chittered angrily
Leni: You like can't push my car.
Later Leni walked into Nico's room angrily
Leni: Give it back.
Poromon: (smugly) I'm sorry, but could you be more specific?
Leni: My new sunglasses. Lori saw you take them. Give them back!
Poromon: Oh, that. Well, see, I wanted it, and you weren't using it. Apparently, those are the rules we live by now. Payback, it truly is a bitch, isn't it?
Leni: Poromon, that is a 50 dollar new article of clothing, and I want it back.
Poromon: I'd love to help you out, but unfortunately (puts sunglasses on), I'm using it.
Leni: Fine. I'm taking two of your beer bottles! (takes bottles and leaves)
Poromon: Go ahead. See what happens when Mr. Lynn catches you with them.
Manaphy came into Nico's room.
Manaphy: Nice sunglasses, Poromon.
Poromon: Thanks.
Nico was getting worried.
I was on the sofa talking to Kang about how and why he picked me and it was a random choice. But it was awesome.
Me: So I was picked out of random.
Kang: You sure were. And you have proved to be everything I dreamed of.
Me: No arguments on that. But I became more powerful than ever.
Lynn: Anyone thinking Leni and Poromon's feud might be getting out of hand?
Ed: I know. Poromon shouldn't have to suffer just because Leni's a bigger deal then he is.
Manaphy: What's that supposed to me?
Ed: Well, Leni contributes to the fashion store and she's part of the fashion brigade. What has Poromon done?
Manaphy: He's part of the mascots with me and has been sterring Nico in the right direction since they first met.
Ed: Oh yeah. Well, Leni has transformed several times. Poromon hasn't even once!
Manaphy: Well, him staying as he is can work since he can fit into tiny spaces!
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Qin: Yeah I agree.
We were walking to the Mascots' liquor store.
Kit Taylor: So, this is your liqour store?
Poromon: Yep. You're gonna love it!
But when we entered, Poromon screamed. We saw Leni had repainted the store with pink colors and several fashion items were present.
Leni: Hey, Poromon!
Poromon: Look at what you've done! Nico, look at what she's done!
Nico: (laughs) Leni, what are you doing?
Eddy: (LAUGHS) Leni sure spruced the place up!
Leni: Well, he wasn't using it. And besides, I thought this place could use some redecorating.
Poromon: Get rid of these right now!
Leni: Give me back my sunglasses.
Poromon: You want your sunglasses back?! Give me back my parking space!
Leni: You don't need a parking space. You don't use it.
Poromon: Well, you don't need sunglasses if you don't use them!
Leni: Well, we appear to have reached an impasse. And you know, I have to say, I thought you'd be more upset with these shirts blocking the view of your beer.
Me: Okay you guys are ACTING RIDICULOUS! It's just a stupid parking space!
Nico: Lets just come to a comprimise. Leni you will get your own Parking spot and Poromon you will get your own.
Leni: This is more than just that! He can't get over the fact that I'm a better deal than he is!
Poromon: Oh, please! I have been with Nico since the beginning and helped him against the Digimon Emperor, I have opened up this liquor store, which could do without the decorations, and I have made sure people are aware to avoid Blood and Honey! (to Leni) Maybe you missed that while your ditzy mind just lets events wander by you!
(GASP!) OH NO HE DID NOT!
We gasped.
Me: Uh oh.
Eli: I got this.
Eli grabbed them.
Eli: Pardon me you two but I must discipline the nannygoats!
BLANG!
He bashed them on their heads!
Leni and Poromon: OUCH!
They had birds chirp around their heads.
Nico: You guys are acting like babies!
Leni: Can you believe this guy?
Lola: What I can't believe is how you're acting. This isn't like you.
Leni: Oh, like you guys haven't wanted to take him down a peg once in a while. Hey, don't hate on me for being the best in my business.
Me: Leni you are being ridiculous!
Ed: Yeah Leni all this over a parking space.
Varie: I agree there.
Ed: Besides there are MANY MORE parking spaces.
Manaphy: (to Ed): Says the guy who said an hour ago that Leni is more important than Poromon!
HHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKK!
Poromon, Manaphy and Leno screamed and covered their ears as Nico honked an air horn in front of their faces.
Me: OW! NICO WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO BLOW OUR HEADS OFF!?
Nico: Sorry. But guys! STOP THIS FIGHTING OVER SOMETHING SO PETTY NOW!
Lynn: Actually, Ed, you DID say that.
Ed: Sorry.
Nico: Okay guys ENOUGH!
Lori: For God's sake, it's literally just a parking space!
Nico: Yeah! This is getting out of hand.
Qin: So lets just think of something to make everyone happy.
Nico: Poromon, Leni's actually right! You don't own that Parking Space since you don't even use it!
Me: You fly most of the time and you hardly even use your car.
Eli: Yeah!
Nico: And when you do use it, you park in the estate.
Poromon: Oh yeah.
Xenia: Yeah.
Qin: See?
Nico: And Leni, just because Poromon stole your sunglasses doesn't justify redecorating the liquor store.
Me: And Poromon those sunglasses don't look good on you.
I went and gave them back to her.
Me: Leni's sunglasses make her who she is.
Leni: Thanks J.D.
Me: And also Poromon Pink is a TERRIBLE color for a Liquor store.
Lucy Loud: I agree there. It's my least favorite color.
Poromon: See?!
Eli: Enough!
Poromon: (Whimpers)
Nico: How did you know about Leni wearing those glasses?
Me: She has always worn those glasses for as long as I can remember. Just like how all the goths hate the color pink. No offense Lola.
Lola: None taken.
Nico: Yeah. But still this fighting is pathetic
Poromon and Leni were guilty.
Nico: Now Poromon what do you have to say to Leni?
Me: And Leni what do you have to say to Poromon?
Leni and Poromon: Sorry.
Nico: And Ed, what do you have to say regarding Leni being better than Poromon?
Ed: Sorry.
Eddy: Real smooth Lumpy!
Nico: And Manaphy, what do you have to say regarding Poromon being better than Leni?
Manaphy: Sorry Nico.
Xenia: Good.
Poromon: Nico's right, Leni. To be the bigger person, I need to do the right thing. Therefore, you may use my spot until such time as I learn to use said spot.
Leni: That totes means a lot to me. Thanks.
Poromon: Good.
We were busy taking our time off, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We may not have any main missions, but I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: We finally took care of the clones of the Power Rangers' enemies and finally destroyed all of the remnants of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness. Now, all that's left is to finally get rid of that last serial killer, Antonin Ruzicka, and then, tomorrow, we're go after Mandy's cousin, Mindy, and we are so going to make that bitch pay.
Lincoln: You got that right.
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
Kiara Kessler: And since you're back, let's get going, today's the day of the bodybuilding competition.
Lincoln: Right.
We hustled on over to the gym, and today was the day of the bodybuilding competition. We knew it's gonna be a tough competition, but Lincoln was more than ready and we also had a team led by none other than Sebastian stationed outside in case that psychopathic serial killer, Antonin Ruzicka, dared to show up early. Then, the competition started, and Lincoln came out wearing orange posing trunks, and then, showed off big time by doing the many bodybuilding poses that he'd learned ever since he started out in bodybuilding, and of course, the bodybuilding poses that Lincoln's been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.
Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.
Lincoln had gotten top scores in everything, and he won the trophy for first place.
Nico: Oh man, Lincoln, you really won the competition!
Me: Yep, he's won six years in a row!
Lincoln: Now, I can consider it seven years in a row.
Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.
Lincoln: Now, then, now if I'm not mistaken, Antonin Ruzicka should be coming after us...right now!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Antonin Ruzicka, the last of the seven infamous serial killers and dark warlocks, and he's coming to get revenge on us for what happened to Tobias Svoboda. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Aha, Gotcha!
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, the next person coming after us is Antonin Ruzicka, the last of the seven infamous serial killers and dark warlocks, and he's coming to get revenge on us for what happened to Tobias Svoboda.
Marie Nováková: (Czech Accent) That loser, I knew he'd be the next one we'd go after.
Lincoln: And it's just like I said, with Tobias Svoboda dead, Antonin Ruzicka is basically running around like headless chickens, and he's only wanting one thing: revenge. Unfortunately for them, their skills in black magic are nothing compared to ours, and we've dealt with those who've sold their souls to The Devil for dark powers before.
Me: It always ends with you stripping them of their powers and getting destroyed and sent to The Black Gates.
Eli: He never did that with The Order of The Black Cross nor The Chernabog Sisters, J.D., he flat-out killed them.
Lincoln: That's right.
Nico: Eh, either way, those six are going to follow Tobias straight to The Black Gates later on today. Alright, gang, let's go, we may not have any main missions today, but we better deal with Antonin Ruzicka.
Lincoln: Yeah, we can't let that bloodthirsty murderous serial killer run free any longer, he's going to join the rest of his allies in The Black Gates, where they will suffer for eternity for the victims that they've slain.
Marie Nováková: (Czech Accent) You and the others made a very huge mistake escaping from Hell, Antonin. I would've thought we were finally rid of you after we banished you, Tobias, and your allies seven years ago to Hell, but not even Hell will keep you seven trapped for good. Very well, you'll suffer the same fate as Tobias, and we'll make sure you never rise again!
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to the park, so that Lincoln and Marie Nováková can destroy Antonin Ruzicka, the last of the Czech Republic's seven infamous Satanic serial killers.
We arrived at the park to hunt down our target: Antonin Ruzicka, the last of the Czech Republic's seven Satanic serial killers.
Nico: We made it. Now, where is Antonin Ruzicka?
Lincoln: (Sniffs the air) He's here alright, the stench of brimstone and blood is in the air.
Me: Brimstone, only the denizens of Hell would have that.
?: (Czech Accent) LAURA BARANKOVA, YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL DIE FOR BANISHING US ALL TO HELL SEVEN YEARS AGO!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of darkness blasts, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the smell of brimstone and Hellfire from anywhere, come on out right now, Antonin Ruzicka, or we will force you out.
A figure came out: he was a male with long black hair, pale skin, dark clothes, he has black demonic wings, and blood red eyes full of hatred, it was Antonin Ruzicka, the last of the seven infamous Satanic serial killers from the Czech Republic.
Marie Nováková: (Czech Accent) You Hellfire-dwelling rotten black hearted piece of fucking shit!
Nicholette Torrington: I should've known you'd show up here once again, you fucking asskisser of The Devil!
Nico: So, that's Antonin Ruzicka, the last of the seven infamous Satanic serial killers from the Czech Republic.
Marie Nováková: (Czech Accent) That's right, and he's still as dangerous as ever.
Me: And with many of his friends dead, he's still out for revenge.
Antonin Ruzicka: (Czech Accent) DIE!
Antonin Ruzicka fired a blast of Hellfire at Nico and I, but the diamond barrier that's still up absorbed the Hellfire blast and that majorly pissed off Antonin Ruzicka.
Marie Nováková: (Czech Accent) Okay, now you're going to get it.
Suddenly, Marie Nováková's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a purple energy aura with stars, magic, birds, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive golden greatsword from her back, and as she approached Antonin Ruzicka, she left purple energy, stars, magic, birds, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Marie Nováková: (Czech Accent) I'm not surprised to know that your thirst for blood is still as bad as ever, Antonin Ruzicka. But, what also angers me is that after seven years of being imprisoned in Hell, you and your minions haven't learned a single thing and that you're still out to kill and slaughter any who get in your way of appeasing your dark master, The Devil. We made the big mistake using that binding spell to banish you seven to Hell seven years ago, but now, we're going to fix that, and this time, you're going to die here and now, and we'll make sure you never rise again!
Suddenly, Marie Nováková was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with stars and magic surrounding the vortex, there are birds, phoenixes, angels, and Mythical Beast Garuda lying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a light purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Antonin Ruzicka: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Marie Nováková emerged, but she was changed forever.
Marie Nováková grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large purple orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has light purple highlights in the bangs of her long now dark purple hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a purple energy aura with stars, magic, birds, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and her immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it's now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Mythical Beast Garuda emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on bird earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Light, Magic, and Eternity Kanjis in its talons, she also has Mythical Beast Garuda with blue gems for eyes and holding the the Star, Light, Magic, and Eternity Kanjis in his talons for the second pendant on the bottom of her purple snake-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Marie Nováková has on a short-sleeved purple midriff shirt, purple skirt, purple pants, purple anklewarmers, purple knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, magic, reptiles, snakes, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Mythical Beast Garuda surrounded by stars and magic. Suddenly, Marie Nováková felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive dark purple angel wings with pink tips on the large dark purple feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long purple wolf tails with light purple tips and light purple markings, Marie Nováková has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Marie Nováková's massive golden greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple energy, stars, magic, birds, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Marie Nováková's Cosmic Eternal Magic Starstorm Solar Mythical Beast Garuda Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Magic Starstorm Solar Mythical Beast Garuda Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded purple gems and Mythical Beast Garuda etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large purple bird heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large purple gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large purple bird heads with blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large purple snake heads is a large purple bird head with blue gems for eyes and blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, Marie Nováková has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Mythical Beast Garuda's head with blue gems for eyes and large blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large angel spellbook, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji with purple crescent moons in between the kanji below Mythical Beast Garuda that said, "Marie Nováková, Gene-Slammer of Mythical Beast Garuda, Powerful Master of Magic, Summoner of Birds, Representor of The Mythical Garuda, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Lynn, Destroyer of Satanic Serial Killer of The Czech Republic Antonin Ruzicka, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Stars, Magic, Birds, Phoenixes, Angels, and Mythical Beast Garuda"
マリー・ノヴァーコヴァ、神話上の獣ガルーダのジーン・スラマー、強力な魔法のマスター、鳥の召喚者、神話上のガルーダの代表者、真の不滅で宇宙の強力な戦士、愛情深い守護天使であり、ダーク・リンの軽蔑者であるラウドのリンカーンの未来の妻、チェコ共和国の悪魔的連続殺人犯アントニン・ルジツカの破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして星、魔法、鳥の達人、フェニックス、天使、幻獣ガルーダ
Marie Nováková has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-MYTHICAL BEAST GARUDA-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL MAGIC STARSTORM BIRD SUMMONER MYTHICAL BEAST GARUDA PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL MAGIC STARSTORM BIRD SUMMONER MYTHICAL BEAST GARUDA PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL MAGIC STARSTORM BIRD SUMMONER MYTHICAL BEAST GARUDA PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Marie Nováková's Super Angel-Mythical Beast Garuda-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Antonin Ruzicka saw it, he went mad with rage and fired a blast of darkness to kill her, but Marie Nováková fired a massive barrage of purple energy, stars, magic, reptiles, snakes, phoenixes, and angels which hit Antonin Ruzicka and was sent flying into a tree, he got back up, but now he was pissed off.
Selene Arcangela: Incredible, Marie's transformed, and by the looks of it, Antonin is in huge trouble.
Lincoln: He deserves it, after what Marie told me of what he's done, he deserves nothing but death for his crimes.
Marie Nováková: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Eternal Cosmic Magicstorm Bird Summoner Mythical Beast Garuda Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Cosmic Magicstorm Bird Summoner Mythical Beast Garuda Phoenix Ange Love) (Czech Accent) There's no other punishment for someone like him. Shall we, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Let's do it, Marie.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing, and he joined Marie Nováková.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You and your friends have got some nerve escaping from Hell, Antonin. What you all did in senselessly murdering innocent people in the Czech Republic seven years ago and selling your souls to The Devil for dark powers proves that you are truly irredeemable, and the only thing you deserve is death.
Lincoln and Marie Nováková went after Antonin Ruzicka who continued firing darkness blasts at them, but they dodged them, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple energy, slime, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Antonin Ruzicka, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with energy slashes from their massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and Marie Nováková also left many more by firing blue energy slashes with her claws, and he and Marie Nováková attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Antonin Ruzicka even more insane with rage than ever.
Antonin Ruzicka: (Czech Accent) YOU! YOU! (ENRAGED DEMONIC SCREAM)
Antonin Ruzicka went at them now completely blind with insane rage and fury, but Lincoln and Marie Nováková kicked him hard in the stomach and Lincoln fired blasts of magic at him and he got hit hard and he slashed at him with his massive greatsword. They also attacked him with powerful elemental and energy blasts and he got hit hard, and this was more than enough to drive Antonin Ruzicka even farther into the edges of rage and madness.
But before Antonin Ruzicka could attack them, Lincoln's large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting golden rings fired red energy beams which hit Antonin Ruzicka and they sucked out his dark magic and darkness powers and Lincoln made them his own, and that left Antonin Ruzicka powerless, and then, Marie Nováková slashed off Antonin Ruzicka's demonic wings and she sliced off a demonic looking pendant from his neck and she threw it into the ground and stomped on it hard and her boot destroyed it.
Antonin Ruzicka: (Czech Accent) NO! NO! MY PENDANT!
Suddenly, Antonin Ruzicka's eyes glowed with purple light and dark smoke was coming off him, and then, he let out an unearthly scream as he was consumed by black flames and sent to The Black Gates forever. We all cheered wildly for what Marie Nováková and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Marie Nováková's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long purple wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive purple angel wings are permanent.
Marie Nováková: (Czech Accent) Rot forever in The Black Gates, bastard. Thank you for helping me destroy Antonin Ruzicka for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Marie.
Suddenly, Marie Nováková wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Marie Nováková's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, and Mythical Beast Garuda flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and magic behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Marie Nováková sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and magic and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Me: That was one awesome battle, and that demonic pendant that you destroyed, it's almost like the talisman Chandler had when he made that deal with The Devil.
Marie Nováková: (Czech Accent) You are correct, J.D., that talisman Antonin Ruzicka had was the symbol of his deal with The Devil and it helped us track him and his minions down.
Nico: And when you destroyed it, it destroyed him for good, but why didn't he get sent back to Hell for good like with Chandler? (Realizes what Marie did) Wait a second, you channeled Black Gate energy into your feet, didn't you?
Lincoln: She did, and when that happened, it sent Antonin Ruzicka straight to The Black Gates for good.
Eli: Good riddance, now we're finally rid of those Satanic serial killers.
Me: Sure looks like it.
Suddenly, the spots on the Universe 666 Miracle Box on Lincoln's back began glowing.
Lincoln: Uh oh, trouble.
Eini: Yep. Now, let's see who's causing trouble.
Me: Uh oh! INCOMING!
Then, we saw who it was causing trouble: it was clones of Beetle Undead, Stag Beetle Undead, Spider Undead, Mantis Undead, Kerberos, Lizard Undead, Lion Undead, Boar Undead, Locust Undead, Deer Undead, Trilobite Undead, Buffalo Undead, Jaguar Undead, Scarab Undead, Armadillo Undead, Frog Undead, Pecker Undead, Whale Undead, Firefly Undead, Tortoise Undead, Bat Undead, Zebra Undead, Chameleon Undead, Human Undead, Hammerhead Undead, Dragonfly Undead, Shell Undead, Hawk Undead, Plant Undead, Moth Undead, Camel Undead, Centipede Undead, Bee Undead, Mole Undead, Rhinoceros Undead, Cobra Undead, Polarbear Undead, Jellyfish Undead, Scorpion Undead, Squid Undead, Caucasus Beetle Undead, Eagle Undead, Capricorn Undead, Giraffa Undead, Serpent Undead, Peacock Undead, Paradoxa Undead, Orchid Undead, Wolf Undead, Tarantula Undead, Tiger Undead, Elephant Undead, and Tapir Undead.
Kazuma Kenzaki: What the?! Clones of The Undead Monsters?!
Lincoln: This wasn't Universe 666 Sebastian's doing, this was the work of Mindy! She found out what I did in destroying that bug Mandy put in the World Tree Estate, so she's out for revenge.
Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy blasts at the clones of Beetle Undead, Stag Beetle Undead, Spider Undead, Mantis Undead, Kerberos, Lizard Undead, Lion Undead, Boar Undead, Locust Undead, Deer Undead, Trilobite Undead, Buffalo Undead, Jaguar Undead, Scarab Undead, Armadillo Undead, Frog Undead, Pecker Undead, Whale Undead, Firefly Undead, Tortoise Undead, Bat Undead, Zebra Undead, Chameleon Undead, Human Undead, Hammerhead Undead, Dragonfly Undead, Shell Undead, Hawk Undead, Plant Undead, Moth Undead, Camel Undead, Centipede Undead, Bee Undead, Mole Undead, Rhinoceros Undead, Cobra Undead, Polarbear Undead, Jellyfish Undead, Scorpion Undead, Squid Undead, Caucasus Beetle Undead, Eagle Undead, Capricorn Undead, Giraffa Undead, Serpent Undead, Peacock Undead, Paradoxa Undead, Orchid Undead, Wolf Undead, Tarantula Undead, Tiger Undead, Elephant Undead, and Tapir Undead and knocked them down.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of Beetle Undead, Stag Beetle Undead, Spider Undead, Mantis Undead, Kerberos, Lizard Undead, Lion Undead, Boar Undead, Locust Undead, Deer Undead, Trilobite Undead, Buffalo Undead, Jaguar Undead, Scarab Undead, Armadillo Undead, Frog Undead, Pecker Undead, Whale Undead, Firefly Undead, Tortoise Undead, Bat Undead, Zebra Undead, Chameleon Undead, Human Undead, Hammerhead Undead, Dragonfly Undead, Shell Undead, Hawk Undead, Plant Undead, Moth Undead, Camel Undead, Centipede Undead, Bee Undead, Mole Undead, Rhinoceros Undead, Cobra Undead, Polarbear Undead, Jellyfish Undead, Scorpion Undead, Squid Undead, Caucasus Beetle Undead, Eagle Undead, Capricorn Undead, Giraffa Undead, Serpent Undead, Peacock Undead, Paradoxa Undead, Orchid Undead, Wolf Undead, Tarantula Undead, Tiger Undead, Elephant Undead, and Tapir Undead, and then, Lincoln began absorbing them all into his body as he assimilated all of their powers and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates.
Suddenly, Lincoln had gotten Rouse Cards with the Beetle Undead, Stag Beetle Undead, Spider Undead, Mantis Undead, Kerberos, Lizard Undead, Lion Undead, Boar Undead, Locust Undead, Deer Undead, Trilobite Undead, Buffalo Undead, Jaguar Undead, Scarab Undead, Armadillo Undead, Frog Undead, Pecker Undead, Whale Undead, Firefly Undead, Tortoise Undead, Bat Undead, Zebra Undead, Chameleon Undead, Human Undead, Hammerhead Undead, Dragonfly Undead, Shell Undead, Hawk Undead, Plant Undead, Moth Undead, Camel Undead, Centipede Undead, Bee Undead, Mole Undead, Rhinoceros Undead, Cobra Undead, Polarbear Undead, Jellyfish Undead, Scorpion Undead, Squid Undead, Caucasus Beetle Undead, Eagle Undead, Capricorn Undead, Giraffa Undead, Serpent Undead, Peacock Undead, Paradoxa Undead, Orchid Undead, Wolf Undead, Tarantula Undead, Tiger Undead, Elephant Undead, and Tapir Undead sealed into them.
Reggie Kenzaki: Wow, that's so awesome, Lincoln! You now have Rouse Cards with the Undead sealed into them.
Lincoln: We'd gotten Rouse Cards when we started out with Evelyn's Ambassador Missions, which were imbued with the powers of The Masters of Evil.
Nico: Now, you have Rouse Cards with the Undead monsters Kazuma and his team faced, awesome!
Suddenly, we heard a very loud screech of anger.
Sam Simpson: And no doubt you've angered Mindy big time.
Me: She'll get what's coming to her tomorrow. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: Here's one that's familiar to Stella, her name is Selena Solaria, Fairy Guardian and Avatar of Solaria.
Stella: I knew you'd choose her, and this is something that all of you should also hear as well, Selena Solaria is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Solaria and and she's an extremely powerful master of light and magic and she's far more powerful than both Lord Darkar and Valtor combined, and here's the shocker, she's my younger sister.
Me: WOW!
Nico: That's really awesome!
Musa: It sure is, and she's a member of The Fairy Guardians of The Magic Dimension and she and the others defended the realms and planets of the Magic Dimension from the dark forces of The Ancestral Witches, The Trix, Valtor, Lord Darkar, and many others for years.
Selene Emperyous: Selena Solaria came to Earth and settled in Royal Woods where she met Lincoln and she taught him everything that she knows when it comes to using music and magic, and over time, Lincoln became a powerful master of music and magic, and she hates Lisa with a blazing passion, because one time, when Selena and Lincoln were walking home from the park, that cold-blooded mad scientist brat came out of nowhere and stabbed Lincoln multiple times in the stomach with scissors and she was laughing like the insane monster she was, and that got Selena so furious, she fired a massively powerful orange magic blast that hit the ground right near Lisa's feet and sent her flying into a tree, and that made Lisa extremely furious and she tried to kill Selena, but Lincoln who made a swift recovery and his wounds sealed up charged at Lisa and he used his martial arts and he kicked Lisa's behind and took her down, and he and Selena literally kicked Lola in her butt and sent her flying back to The Loud House and when the family found out from Lincoln and Selena of what Lola did, they really tore her apart and they didn't ground her: they did something much worse, they sent her to the nuthouse for nine months. When Lisa came back, she was really horrified by what she'd seen and ran up to her room in fright. Eventually, Lisa had to work hard and she'd earned everyone's forgiveness, but the only thing she earned from Selena was nothing but hatred for she knew Lola would easily go back to the cold-blooded mad scientist that she is, and she swore if Lola ever went after her brother again, Selena would make sure that Lisa would burn for all eternity in the flames of Hell.
We gasped.
Nico: Lisa did what to Lincoln?! AND IN FULL VIEW OF THE PUBLIC?!
Luna: Yeah, it trumped all of the other horrible things Lisa's done to our bro in the past, but she's done a lot of horrible things to him before that still hadn't come close to that!
Laney: We were almost that close to trying to kill Lisa, but Mom and Dad made sure she'd learn her lesson the hard way in jail.
Luan: Lisa worked hard to earn our forgiveness, but the only thing that she earned from Selena was nothing but hatred.
Leni: She really went too far that day, and even Lincoln wouldn't forgive her that easily either.
Me: I didn't blame him though, we both know that Killjoy Huggins and Chase Young's Dark Side were to blame for Lisa easily changing back into the cold-blooded mad scientist everyone despised.
Luna: Eventually, she did earn his forgiveness, but none of his Guardian Angels would forgive her for any of her wrongdoings against him in the past, so she was still on thin ice with them.
Lincoln: Yeah, it was going to be hard though
Soon, we were getting ready for bed.
Girl Jordan: That's day 2 of our five day break.
Lily the Mermaid: Yep, and now, we got to get ready for tomorrow, we're going after Mindy in Coral Harbor, and we're going to make her suffer the same fate as her cousin, Mandy.
As soon as Lincoln's harem stepped into the room, they saw Lincoln sitting on his super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for his expanding harem and he was only in a pair of large red underwear, and when they all saw Lincoln, his harem had massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lincoln: (Seductive Voice) Like what you see, ladies?
Girl Jordan: (In Heaven) Oh yeah.
Lincoln made clones of himself and they walked up to his harem and they wrapped their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists, which took them by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces as their chests pressed against the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones and their stomachs pressed against their eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to the faces of Lincoln and his clones, and they shared a deep passionate and romantic kiss as the girls placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
Lincoln: (Seductive Voice) Hope you're all ready for one wild night.
And with one of his eleven massive and long white tails, Lincoln closed the door closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.
OCTOBER 3RD
Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, and Jade are heading to Coral Harbor, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the nine girls here, but we're going to take down the mastermind behind the breakouts of the many scumbags we've had to deal with over the past few days: Mandy's equally sadistic, snobbish, psychopathic cousin, Mindy, who's out for revenge on us for what we did in bringing Mandy down and turning her into humiliation fodder at Lynn's Table, and now, she's going to suffer the same fate as her cousin.
Lincoln: Ah, we're here in Coral Harbor, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the nine girls here, but we're going to take down the mastermind behind the breakouts of the many scumbags that we've had to deal with over the past few days: Mandy's equally sadistic, snobbish, psychopathic cousin, Mindy, who's out for revenge on us for what we did in bringing Mandy down and turning her into humiliation fodder at Lynn's Table.
Me: Now that we've gotten rid of the remnants of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, along with you absorbing all of the clones of the Power Rangers' enemies along with getting rid of the seven Satanic serial killers, there's nowhere for Mindy to hide.
Nico: And nowhere for that bitch to run.
Lincoln: And I've been thinking: I did get out of line with our confrontation with Prime Kang and LEGO Kang, but I want to give Prime Kang the chance for redemption. He made J.D. the person that he is in his plan to force The Avengers into retirement 23 years ago, but that backfired when we forged our bonds with them seven years ago, and we became even more powerful than ever.
Drakus: What?! You're willing to give...?!
Suddenly, Sebastian glared at Drakus and when he saw his eyes turn blood red, that got him to stop.
Eli: Lincoln's right, we'll give Prime Kang his chance for redemption.
Nico: I agree too.
Me: Same here, and Sebastian, there was no need for you to glare at Drakus like that, I thought you two had made up.
Lincoln: Looks like they've decided to start that again. (Sighs) Better get Buster and the rest of the toons to teach those two a lesson, for Drakus: it won't be that harsh.
Nico: But, for Sebastian, because of his history with the gang from Acme Acres and The Z-Fighters, there's really gonna be no escape for him.
Sebastian Mendez: Ah drat!
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long blonde hair and pink hairband, dark blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful orange angel wings, she's dressed in an orange sleeveless crop top, necklace with dark blue gem for the pendant, orange skirt, white bridal gloves, orange knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, sunlight, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the planet Solaria, and holstered on her back is a massive gold greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, gold chain for the guard, and gold pointed tip for the pommel, and with her are the nine girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Selena Solaria, Fairy Guardian and Avatar of Solaria.
Selena Solaria: That's right, and I got the girls away from Mindy, and boy is she mad!
?: (SUPER ENRAGED NTH DEGREE FUCKED UP SCREAM) YOU GODDAMN FUCKING LOSERS! WHY CAN'T I FINALLY GET RID OF YOU ALL!? (SCREAMS)
We then saw our target, Mindy, and MAN, WAS SHE REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY MAD NOW!
Me: OH SHIT, SHE'S MAD!
Nico: No fooling, man, did we piss her off.
Sylvester: A shame we can't put her down.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Like Mandy, she doesn't deserve death, that's not only against our code, but it'd be too kind for her. Humiliating her is the least she deserves, let's get her!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Mindy, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast that tied Mindy up in a straitjacket and was also hit with a gold energy blast giving her The Gessius Flores Vengeance Curse and sent her to Lynn's Table where she was thrown into a cell and she screamed in pure rage. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: That'll teach that filthy animal a lesson she'll never forget. (To Selena Solaria) And it's so good to see you again, Selena Solaria.
Selena Solaria: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Lincoln went up to Selena Solaria and he hugged her, and Selena Solaria is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Selena Solaria: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli, this is Selena Solaria, Fairy Guardian and Avatar of Solaria, she's my Guardian Angel from Melody and she's an extremely powerful master of light and magic and she's far more powerful than both Lord Darkar and Valtor combined, and here's the shocker, she's Stella's younger sister. She's a member of The Fairy Guardians of The Magic Dimension and she and the others defended the realms and planets of the Magic Dimension from the dark forces of The Ancestral Witches, The Trix, Valtor, Lord Darkar, and many others for years.
Selene Emperyous: Selena Solaria came to Earth and settled in Royal Woods where she met Lincoln and she taught him everything that she knows when it comes to using light and magic, and over time, Lincoln became a powerful master of light and magic.
Michelle Emperyous: And she hates Lisa with a blazing passion, because one time, when Selena and Lincoln were walking home from the park, that cold-hearted emotionless mad scientist came out of nowhere and stabbed Lincoln multiple times in the stomach with a scalpel and she was laughing like the insane monster she was, and that got Selena so furious, she fired a massively powerful orange magic blast that hit the ground right near Lisa's feet and sent her flying into a tree, and that made Lisa extremely furious and she tried to kill Selena, but Lincoln who made a swift recovery and his wounds sealed up charged at Lisa and he used his martial arts and he kicked Lisa's behind and took her down, and he and Selena literally kicked Lisa in her butt and sent her flying back to The Loud House and when the family found out from Lincoln and Selena of what Lola did, they really tore her apart and they didn't ground her: they did something much worse, they sent her to the nuthouse for nine months. When Lisa came back, she was really horrified by what she'd seen and ran up to her room in fright. Eventually, Lisa had to work hard and she'd earned everyone's forgiveness, but the only thing she earned from Selena was nothing but hatred for she knew Lisa would easily go back to the cold-hearted emotionless mad scientist that she is, and she swore if Lisa ever went after her brother again, Selena would make sure that Lisa would burn for all eternity in the flames of Hell.
Eli: We were all shocked when Selene told us that yesterday.
Selena Solaria: But, when the rumors coming out that Killjoy Huggins and Chase Young's Dark Side, the true sources of Lincoln's pain and suffering and the real reason why Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan became the insufferable monsters we hated hit my ears, I was shocked.
Lincoln: You weren't the only one, when the other Guardian Angels found out, they too got pissed off big time, but we finally got rid of Principal Huggins' dark side, Killjoy Huggins, and Chase Young's Dark Side forever and ended the suffering we'd gone through, and now that you're here, Selena.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Selena Solaria in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Selena Solaria: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Selena Solaria's neck with yellow gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Selena Solaria: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Selena Solaria.
Selena Solaria had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the nine girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The nine girls are Noir, Ciel, Schnee, Flamme, Ada, Ange, Maria, Ellie, and Claudia from Synduality Noir Cour 2.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Noir, Ciel, Schnee, Flamme, Ada, Ange, Maria, Ellie, and Claudia from Synduality Noir Cour 2.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Noir: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Noir and the other eight girls saw who it was that saved them from Mindy, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Noir: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made eight clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Noir: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, nine Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Noir, Ciel, Schnee, Flamme, Ada, Ange, Maria, Ellie, and Claudia with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and told everyone what had happened, and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was the mastermind behind the breakouts of the many scumbags we've had to deal with over the past few days: Mandy's equally sadistic, snobbish, psychopathic cousin, Mindy, who's out for revenge on us for what we did in bringing Mandy down and turning her into humiliation fodder at Lynn's Table.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in beating down that heartless bitch and turning her into humiliation fodder at Lynn's Table forever, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and Selena Solaria have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: That'll teach that dumb air-headed bitch!
Me: Now, she's going to be humiliated for the rest of her life just like her cousin, she's in for some very harsh punishment from us.
Lincoln: You said it.
Nico: Speaking of punishment. Hey, Lincoln, Eli, we got a couple of nannygoats!
Eli: What?! Where?!
Nico: (Drags Drakus and Sebastian in) Here they are.
Lincoln grabs Drakus by the collar of his shirt and Eli grabs Sebastian by the collar of his coat.
Drakus and Sebastian: OH, FOR THE LOVE OF...!
Lincoln and Eli charged at each other and threw Drakus and Sebastian, and when they collided...!
BONK!
Drakus and Sebastian got their heads bashed in and they fell to the floor and got knocked out!
Leandro Chan: Maybe, that'll teach Sebastian not to get like that again, I haven't forgotten all of the times I saw that, and Drakus really needs to watch what he says..
Me: WHOA! That was a nice throw guys!
Xenia: Yeah!
Nico: You said it! OUCH! They're going to be feeling that!
After we took down Mindy and condemned her to the same humiliation as Mandy, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Selena Solaria saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her faces, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Selena Solaria: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Selena, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Selena Solaria: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Selena Solaria: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Suddenly, the spots on the Universe 666 Miracle Box on Lincoln's back began glowing.
Lincoln: Uh oh, trouble.
Eini: Yep. Now, let's see who's causing trouble.
The spots formed a viewing window, and we saw who it was causing trouble: it was the clones of Arch Orphnoch, Rose Orphnoch, Squid Orphnoch, Dragon Orphnoch, Lobster Orphnoch, Centipede Orphnoch, Crocodile Orphnoch, Spider Orphnoch, Stingfish Orphnoch, Elephant Orphnoch ,Ox Orphnoch, Mantis Orphnoch, Cactus Orphnoch, Owl Orphnoch, Scarab Orphnoch, Snail Orphnoch, Equisetum Orphnoch, Flyingfish Orphnoch, Armadillo Orphnoch, Toadstool Orphnoch, Scorpion Orphnoch, Worm Orphnoch, Sea Cucumber Orphnoch, Rabbit Orphnoch, Frog Orphnoch, Stinkbug Orphnoch, Swordfish Orphnoch, Rhinoceros Beetle Orphnoch, Stag Beetle Orphnoch, Octopus Orphnoch, Pigeon Orphnoch, Barnacle Orphnoch, Okra Orphnoch, Sloth Orphnoch, Frilled Lizard Orphnoch, Bat Orphnoch, Coral Orphnoch, Butterfly Orphnoch, Giraffe Orphnoch, Longhorn Orphnoch, Pelican Orphnoch, Wild Boar Orphnoch, Slug Orphnoch, Mole Orphnoch, Moose Orphnoch, Lion Orphnoch, Elasmotherium Orphnoch, Tiger Orphnoch, Lobster Orphnoch, Dragon Orphnoch, and Centipede Orphnoch.
Takumi: What the? Clones of The Orphnochs and The Orphnoch King?!
Lincoln: My clones found out that Mindy also created clones of The Kamen Riders' enemies whom we fought against, looks like her revenge has just begun.
We flew out of the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy blasts at the clones of Arch Orphnoch, Rose Orphnoch, Squid Orphnoch, Dragon Orphnoch, Lobster Orphnoch, Centipede Orphnoch, Crocodile Orphnoch, Spider Orphnoch, Stingfish Orphnoch, Elephant Orphnoch ,Ox Orphnoch, Mantis Orphnoch, Cactus Orphnoch, Owl Orphnoch, Scarab Orphnoch, Snail Orphnoch, Equisetum Orphnoch, Flyingfish Orphnoch, Armadillo Orphnoch, Toadstool Orphnoch, Scorpion Orphnoch, Worm Orphnoch, Sea Cucumber Orphnoch, Rabbit Orphnoch, Frog Orphnoch, Stinkbug Orphnoch, Swordfish Orphnoch, Rhinoceros Beetle Orphnoch, Stag Beetle Orphnoch, Octopus Orphnoch, Pigeon Orphnoch, Barnacle Orphnoch, Okra Orphnoch, Sloth Orphnoch, Frilled Lizard Orphnoch, Bat Orphnoch, Coral Orphnoch, Butterfly Orphnoch, Giraffe Orphnoch, Longhorn Orphnoch, Pelican Orphnoch, Wild Boar Orphnoch, Slug Orphnoch, Mole Orphnoch, Moose Orphnoch, Lion Orphnoch, Elasmotherium Orphnoch, Tiger Orphnoch, Lobster Orphnoch, Dragon Orphnoch, and Centipede Orphnoch and knocked them down.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of Arch Orphnoch, Rose Orphnoch, Squid Orphnoch, Dragon Orphnoch, Lobster Orphnoch, Centipede Orphnoch, Crocodile Orphnoch, Spider Orphnoch, Stingfish Orphnoch, Elephant Orphnoch ,Ox Orphnoch, Mantis Orphnoch, Cactus Orphnoch, Owl Orphnoch, Scarab Orphnoch, Snail Orphnoch, Equisetum Orphnoch, Flyingfish Orphnoch, Armadillo Orphnoch, Toadstool Orphnoch, Scorpion Orphnoch, Worm Orphnoch, Sea Cucumber Orphnoch, Rabbit Orphnoch, Frog Orphnoch, Stinkbug Orphnoch, Swordfish Orphnoch, Rhinoceros Beetle Orphnoch, Stag Beetle Orphnoch, Octopus Orphnoch, Pigeon Orphnoch, Barnacle Orphnoch, Okra Orphnoch, Sloth Orphnoch, Frilled Lizard Orphnoch, Bat Orphnoch, Coral Orphnoch, Butterfly Orphnoch, Giraffe Orphnoch, Longhorn Orphnoch, Pelican Orphnoch, Wild Boar Orphnoch, Slug Orphnoch, Mole Orphnoch, Moose Orphnoch, Lion Orphnoch, Elasmotherium Orphnoch, Tiger Orphnoch, Lobster Orphnoch, Dragon Orphnoch, and Centipede Orphnoch, and then, Lincoln began absorbing them all into his body as he assimilated all of their powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates. Suddenly, Lincoln had gotten a massive collection of Faiz Phones with the Orphnochs' insignias.
Takumi: Wow.
We returned back to The World Tree Estate and continued with our workouts.
Nico: That's it for the clones of the Orphnochs, and there's no telling what else that bitch has got up her sleeve.
Lincoln: But, now that we know she's created clones of The Kamen Riders' enemies, I'll do to them what I've done to the clones of the enemies of The Power Rangers: absorb them and assimilate their powers, abilities, and strength.
Me: And also, acquire the Legend Items with their powers, so far, you've acquired Rouse Cards, now Faiz Phones, awesome.
Lincoln: The next group of clones that come after us, I hope it's clones of The Dopants.
Bridget Branley: Oh boy, I can tell you're gonna have quite the feeding frenzy on them.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Batta, Universe 666 Fugai, Universe 666 Karenbana, and Universe 666 Delia are heading to Wave Ocean.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Batta, Universe 666 Fugai, Universe 666 Karenbana, and Universe 666 Delia are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Batta, Universe 666 Fugai, Universe 666 Karenbana, and Universe 666 Delia all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Batta: Wow, so this is Wave Ocean, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Batta, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Batta, Universe 666 Fugai, Universe 666 Karenbana, and Universe 666 Delia dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Batta, Universe 666 Fugai, Universe 666 Karenbana, and Universe 666 Delia got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Batta, Universe 666 Fugai, Universe 666 Karenbana, and Universe 666 Delia and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Batta, Universe 666 Fugai, Universe 666 Karenbana, and Universe 666 Delia placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
And then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln also marked Batta, Universe 666 Fugai, Universe 666 Karenbana, and Universe 666 Delia as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Wave Ocean, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Batta, Universe 666 Fugai, Universe 666 Karenbana, and Universe 666 Delia with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Batta, Universe 666 Fugai, Universe 666 Karenbana, and Universe 666 Delia are in your harem, Linky.
Batta, Universe 666 Fugai, Universe 666 Karenbana, and Universe 666 Delia showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Naruto: Wow, I knew Batta, Universe 666 Fugai, Universe 666 Karenbana, and Universe 666 Delia had feelings for him, and I knew he'd mark them.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Batta, Universe 666 Fugai, Universe 666 Karenbana, and Universe 666 Delia, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
Later we were watching TV and Maxxine was getting really heavy. She was due anytime now.
Nico: How are you feeling Maxxine?
Maxxine: Heavy but I'll make it.
Nico: Good.
Me: She is really excited for this.
Tyranno came with an awesome Tree Star Salad with strawberries and blackberries.
Me: I didn't know she liked Tree Stars from the Great Valley.
Aylene Carter: Boy those are hard to find these days.
Lola: Yeah.
Tyranno: I gave them to her as part of a Hassleberry family recipe.
Me: Very interesting.
Maxxine: They're really good.
She ate them.
Littlefoot: Boy that is really cool that you like tree stars Maxxine.
Maxxine: It sure is.
Me: When we go to the Great Valley again we'll have you eat those more often.
Maxxine: Yeah.
I had a zap apple in my hands.
Just as Maxxine finished, I took a bite out of the Zap Apple.
CHOMP!
Maxxine screamed.
Me: (With my mouth full) HMM!?
We saw water drip down onto the floor and that could mean one thing!
Tyranno: Oh no! Is it...
Maxxine: It's time!
Me: (GULPS) Oh boy! (EATS THE APPLE FAST!) Lets get her to the hospital fast!
Nico: All right LETS GO! LETS GO! DOUBLE TIME! LETS GO!
We loaded her into Ratchet and got her to the hospital and she was rushed into the delivery room and we waited.
I was playing Go Fish with Nico and Lincoln.
Me: Hmm. (Eating another Zap Apple) Mmm.
Nico: You sure like Zap Apples don't you.
Me: I sure do. Especially when eating them raw.
Lincoln: They so say an apple a day keeps the doctor away but that is cool.
Ed: An apple a day keeps the bus driver away.
Eddy: Shut up Ed.
Maxxine screamed!
Me: Uh oh. Brace yourselves!
Maxxine: TYRANNO IF YOU GET ME PREGNANT AGAIN I WILL RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND SHOVE STEAKS DOWN YOUR THROAT AND THEN FEED YOU TO AN ACTUALLY FEED YOU TO A REAL TYRANNOSAURUS!
WE GASPED!
Me: (GULPS) Oh boy I know that's the labor pains talking but man that is brutal!
Nico: No kidding.
Later her screaming stopped.
Me: She stopped.
Later she and Tyranno came out and they had 3 girls and they had ruby red hair and green eyes and they had Tyranno's strong muscles minus the strong level of power.
Me: Oh guys they are adorable.
Nico: Aww they sure are.
Tyranno: Thank you guys. Meet our daughters.
Maxxine: (Weakly) These are Amber Triassic, Nadine Jurassic and Lily Cretaceous.
Nicole: The Mesozoic Triplets. I like that.
Tyranno: Good title.
Nico: Congratulations to you guys.
We got a picture together of them and it was awesome.
We were busy taking our time off, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We may not have any main missions, but I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: We finally took care of the clones of the Power Rangers' enemies and finally destroyed all of the remnants of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, but now that we found out Mandy's cousin, Mindy, has made clones of The Kamen Riders' enemies to carry out her revenge, now she's pissed us off.
Clover: You got that right. I hope Lincoln smashes her face in when we do our next humiliation session
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
Nico: Damn, Lincoln, you really are strong just like J.D.!
Me: We did an arm-wrestling match one time and we both broke the table with our strength.
Lincoln: Yeah, we should've used a steel table for that.
Luna: No way, dude, that would've also broken apart as well with just how strong you two are.
Suddenly, we saw Anna Flores come in, but she now had an awesome new wardrobe on: a crimson red short-sleeved blouse, white frilly short-sleeved shirt, white bridal gloves, her hair's gotten longer and it's turned crimson red, crimson red skirt, and crimson red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and she also had her own version of The Turtle Mace Ram Hammer, and she had fire-colored angel wings.
Anna Flores: I saw it for myself.
Me: Wow, Anna, you've gotten quite the makeover and the fire-colored angel wings are also new!
Nico: Along with your own version of The Turtle Mace Ram Hammer Flail.
Anna Flores: Thanks, Lincoln made this for me, and he helped me with this new wardrobe of mine, and the fire-colored angel wings along with my hair and eyes turning crimson red, I found out I'd gotten fire and lava powers.
Lincoln: It was so awesome, now Anna's ready to scorch down villains and make them pay.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Dog City's dangerous gangster, Baron Von Rottweiler, he's broken out of prison and he's causing trouble once more. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Uh oh.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is one Ace Hart isn't going to like: the person we just saw is none is none other than Dog City's dangerous gangster, Baron Von Rottweiler, he's broken out of prison and he's causing trouble once more.
We gasped.
Ace Hart: I knew Rottweiler would come back for more. Well, he's heading right for jail once more, but not before I drag him all over the city.
Anna Flores: Wait, hold on, Ace. Let me and Lincoln take this guy down, and I've got a better place to send him: straight to Vypra.
Ace Hart: Wait, that might be a bad idea, Anna. He's not like The Springfield Mafia, he'll double-cross Vypra and he also had ties to Bugsy Vile.
Rosie O'Gravy: Actually, that's a good idea, Anna. Besides, of all Dog City's crime lords, Rottweiler is one who basically has earned his title as Ace Hart's archenemy.
Lincoln: I would've thought the person who fit that is Bugsy Vile.
Nico: Well, there's that, but Bugsy's always been dishonest and a cheat, no way is Vypra going to be doing dealings with him and his crew.
Me: Yeah, they can stay in prison forever for all I care.
Nico: Until they perish, Alright, gang, let's go, we may not have any main missions today, but we better deal with Baron Von Rottweiler.
Lincoln: Yeah, we can't let Dog City's second dangerous mobster run free anymore, he's heading for The Masters of Evil's prison in their HQ.
Anna Flores: After we get through with him, he's gonna wish that he was back in prison after Vypra and the others straighten him out.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to the park, so Anna Flores and Lincoln can confront Dog City's dangerous gangster, Baron Von Rottweiler.
We arrived at the park to hunt down our target: Dog City's dangerous gangster, Baron Von Rottweiler.
Nico: We made it. Now, where's Rottweiler?
Ace Hart: He'll come, he always makes an...explosive entrance.
Lincoln: Explosive?! You don't mean...?!
?: (German Accent) Catch!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massive volley of dynamite that came flying out of nowhere, and when they hit the barrier, they exploded, but the barrier remained strong.
Ace Hart: There's no mistaking those explosives. Alright, Rottweiler, come on out, the jig is up.
A figure came out, it was Dog City's second dangerous gangster, Baron Von Rottweiler.
Ace Hart: Should've known it was you, Rottweiler, there's no mistaking the smell of explosives from anywhere.
Baron Von Rottweiler: (German Accent) Laugh while you can, Herr Hart, for soon, nothing of you will be left to bury.
Anna Flores: Oh, we'll be laughing alright...as we kick your furry butt straight to a new prison far worse than the one you were thrown into.
Suddenly, Anna Flores' crimson red eyes turned neon crimson red and she was surrounded by a crimson red energy aura with stars, fire, flames, lava, rams, turtles, phoenixes, and angels, she had her Turtle Ram Mace Hammer flail in hand, and as she approached Baron Von Rottweiler, she left crimson red energy, stars, fire, flames, lava, rams, turtles, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Anna Flores: I honestly have no idea of how you were able to escape from prison, Rottweiler, but the jig is up, I'm gonna make sure you get sent to a prison that our...friends happen to run, and trust me, you're in for a lot worse than in Dog City's prison.
Baron Von Rottweiler: (German Accent) Never! Frau Flores promised me a reward for killing you!
We gasped, and Anna Flores and Lincoln were pissed!
Anna Flores: (ENRAGED) YOU WHAT!? YOU MADE A DEAL WITH THAT PSYCHOPATHIC BRAT!?
Hunter: (German Accent) Oh, now you've gone and done it, dummkopf!
Lincoln: Oh, that mistake's about to cost you! Now, you're getting your tail dragged all across the city and a full-on beatdown!
Nico: Making a deal with Eva Flores was a bad move, Rottweiler, now you're really heading for Hell!
Me: And it's gonna hurt bad!
Suddenly, Anna Flores was surrounded by a massive vortex of crimson red energy with stars, fire, flames, and lava surrounding the vortex, there are rams, turtles, phoenixes, and angels running and flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a fire-colored phoenix with red eyes glaring at Baron Von Rottweiler: the eyes of pain and judgement. Then, as the vortex faded, Anna Flores emerged, but she was changed forever.
Anna Flores grew to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large crimson red orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has yellow highlights in the bangs of her long crimson red hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon crimson red eyes and a crimson red energy aura with stars, flames, fire, lava, rams, turtles, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and her immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed into an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a ram and turtle coming out of a volcano emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on ram earrings with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Lava, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands and hooves, she also has a ram and turtle with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the the Star, Fire, Lava, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands and hooves for the second pendant on the bottom of her crimson red ram-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with crimson red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and crimson gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Anna Flores has on a crimson red short-sleeved blouse, white frilly short-sleeved shirt, white bridal gloves, crimson red skirt, crimson red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, flames, fire, lava, rams, turtles, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a ram, turtle, phoenix, and angel surrounded by stars, fire, and lava. Suddenly, Anna Flores felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive fire-colored angel wings with crimson red tips on the large fire-colored feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and crimson red wolf tails with yellow tips and yellow markings, Anna Flores has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large crimson red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Anna Flores' Turtle Mace Ram Hammer Mace, massive golden greatsword, and all of the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of crimson red energy, stars, flames, fire, lava, rams, turtles, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Anna Flores' Cosmic Eternal Volcanic Lava Firestorm Turtle Ram Phoenix Angel Hammer Mace Flail of Cosmic Eternal Volcanic Lava Firestorm Turtle Ram Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new version of her Turtle Mace Ram Hammer Mace Flail measuring at 8'0" in length with a massive crimson red ball with gold spikes and gold chain on top of the gold ram head with its large silver horns for the hammer's sides, longer midnight black handle and four crimson red turtle heads with yellow gems for eyes and large crimson red ram head with gold gems for eyes and gold gem in its mouth for the pommel, Anna Flores has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large crimson red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold ram head with crimson red gems for eyes and large crimson red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a crimson red kanji with red flames in between the kanji below the ram, turtle, phoenix, and angel that said, "Anna Flores, Powerful Master of Fire and Lava, Volcanic Angel of Michigan, Loving Daughter of Mrs. Flores, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Ex-Sister and Despiser of Eva Flores, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Stars, Fire, Lava, Rams, Turtles, Phoenixes, and Angels"
アンナ・フローレス、火と溶岩の強力なマスター、ミシガンの火山天使、フローレス夫人の愛する娘、真の不滅で強力な宇宙の戦士、愛情深い守護天使でリンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、エヴァ・フローレスの元妹で軽蔑者、チームラウドフェニックスストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、マスター天界のゼルナガの怒り、黒門のマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大さ、優しさ、無私、勇気、そしてトラスト、破壊者であり悪のスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして星、火、溶岩、雄羊、亀、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Anna Flores has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-BIG HORN RAM-TURTLE-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL VOLCANIC FLAME FIRESTORM BIG HORN RAM TURTLE PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL VOLCANIC FLAME FIRESTORM BIG HORN RAM TURTLE PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL VOLCANIC FLAME FIRESTORM BIG HORN RAM TURTLE PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Anna Flores' Super Angel-Big Horn Ram-Turtle-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Baron Von Rottweiler saw it, he got out a stick of dynamite he lit and was about to throw it, but Anna Flores fired a massive barrage of crimson red energy, stars, flames, fire, lava, rams, turtles, phoenixes, and angels which hit Baron Von Rottweiler and it also caused the stick of dynamite to explode and he was sent flying into a tree, he got back up, but now he was mad.
Selene Arcangela: Incredible, Anna's transformed, and by the looks of it, Baron Von Rottweiler is in huge trouble.
Lincoln: He deserves it, we'd heard all of the things he's done in Dog City, and to find out Eva Flores made a deal with him to kill Anna and I, even behind prison, Eva Flores still finds a way to piss us all off.
Anna Flores: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Eternal Volcanic Firestorm Big Horn Ram Turtle Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Volcanic Firestorm Big Horn Ram Turtle Phoenix Angel Love) If she ever gets out to get revenge, we'll both make her pay dearly for what she did to Mom. Shall we, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Let's do it, Anna.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing, and he joined Anna Flores.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've got guts to escape from Dog City's prison, Rottweiler, but the jig is up. Now, we're gonna give you a major beatdown and drag your furry behind all over the city and then send you straight to Vypra mangled up and tied up in a German Pretzel hold.
and Anna Flores went after Baron Von Rottweiler who continued throwing dynamite and bombs at them, but they dodged them, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, crimson red energy, slime, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Antonin Ruzicka, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln attacked him with energy slashes from his massive greatsword leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and Anna Flores bashed him with her new mace and she also swung the hammer and sent the flail flying right at him and the spiked ball bashed him in the face, and he and Anna Flores attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts.
Baron Von Rottweiler: (German Accent) (Nervously) Is it too late to surrender?
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Begging won't get you anywhere, you mug. (CRACKS KNUCKLES)
Anna Flores: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Eternal Volcanic Firestorm Big Horn Ram Turtle Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Volcanic Firestorm Big Horn Ram Turtle Phoenix Angel Love) That's right, your punishment's just begun.
Then, Lincoln and Anna Flores proceeded to give Baron Von Rottweiler the nastiest beatdown of his life as the fists went flying, and then, Lincoln grabbed Rottweiler by his neck, and then...!
TWISTING SOUNDS! SCREAMS OF PAIN!
Lincoln turned Baron Von Rottweiler into a German Pretzel and made a portal leading to The Masters of Evil's HQ and tossed Rottweiler in as the portal closed. We all cheered wildly for what Anna Flores and Lincoln did as Lincoln holstered his massive greatsword and he and Anna Flores powered down and Anna Flores' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive fire-colored angel wings are permanent.
Anna Flores: Hope you get a crash course in what happens when you try to cause trouble in Dog City again from The Masters of Evil. Thanks for helping me take down Rottweiler, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Anna.
Suddenly, Anna Flores wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Anna Flores' face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, Big Horn Ram, and Turtle flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and lava and flames behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Anna Flores sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and fire and lava and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Me: That was one awesome battle, you guys laid quite the beatdown on Baron Von Rottweiler.
Nico: You said it, and Anna got some practice in with your new weapon that you made for her, Lincoln.
Lincoln: And it also got a major upgrade when Anna transformed, that was so awesome.
Suddenly, the spots on the Universe 666 Miracle Box on Lincoln's back began glowing.
Lincoln: Uh oh, trouble.
Eini: Yep. Now, let's see who's causing trouble.
Me: Uh oh! INCOMING!
Then, we saw who it was causing trouble: it was clones of all The Dopants that we'd met during the Ambassador Missions with Shotaro and his team and clones of the Dopants that my friends are the Embodiments of.
Shotaro: What the?! Are those clones of all the Dopants?!
Lincoln: Whoa! It's not only all the Dopants that you and your team battled, Shotaro, but also, clones of the Dopants that J.D.'s friends are the Embodiments of!
Their jaws dropped to the floor!
CLANG!
Eli shut their mouths.
Nico: Holy shit! That's a ton of them!
Lincoln: You said a mouthful, and I'm gonna enjoy absorbing all of them!
Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy blasts at the clones of all The Dopants that we'd met during the Ambassador Missions with Shotaro and his team and clones of the Dopants that my friends are the Embodiments of and knocked them down.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of all The Dopants that we'd met during the Ambassador Missions with Shotaro and his team and clones of the Dopants that my friends are the Embodiments of, and then, Lincoln began absorbing them all into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of their powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates.
Suddenly, Lincoln had gotten Gaia Memories with all the Dopants' symbols on them, and they were all put into his Universe 666 Miracle Box with the Rouse Cards and Faiz Phones.
Shotaro: Wow, now you have Gaia Memories with all the Dopants' powers.
Lincoln: Yep, next time, I'm hoping we get to face the clones of The Phantoms Haruto and the Wizard Kamen Riders faced.
Nico: Now, that would be awesome, and with our power to absorb negative energy from negative emotions, if you absorbed them, we'd all gain an astronomical power boost that could be felt from all over the universe. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: Here's one that's familiar to Tecna: Zarya Zenith, Fairy Guardian and Avatar of Zenith.
Tecna: (British Accent) I knew you'd choose her, and this is something that all of you should also hear as well, Zarya Zenith is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Zenith and she's an extremely powerful master of technology and magic and she's far more powerful than both Lord Darkar and Valtor combined, and here's the shocker, she's my younger sister.
Me: WOW!
Nico: That's really awesome!
Tecna: (British Accent) It sure is, and she's a member of The Fairy Guardians of The Magic Dimension and she and the others defended the realms and planets of the Magic Dimension from the dark forces of The Ancestral Witches, The Trix, Valtor, Lord Darkar, and many others for years.
Selene Emperyous: Zarya Zenith came to Earth and settled in Royal Woods where she met Lincoln and she taught him everything that she knows when it comes to using technology and magic, and over time, Lincoln became a powerful master of technology and magic, and she hates Luan with a blazing passion, because one time, when Zarya and Lincoln were walking home from a technology convention in town, Lincoln got ambushed and hit hard by lethal pranks that were set up by that insane prankster as she came out and was about to finally kill Lincoln, and that got Zarya so furious, she fired a massively powerful purple magic and binary code blast that hit the ground right near Luan's feet and sent her flying into a tree, and that made Luan extremely furious and she tried to kill Zarya, but Lincoln who made a swift recovery and his wounds sealed up charged at Luan and he used his martial arts and he kicked Luan's behind and took her down, and he and Zarya literally kicked Luan in her butt and sent her flying back to The Loud House and when the family found out from Lincoln and Zarya of what Luan did, they really tore her apart and they didn't ground her: they did something much worse, they sent her to the Lansing Maximum Security Nuthouse for a year. When Luan came back, she was really horrified by what she'd seen and ran up to her room in fright. Eventually, Luan had to work hard and she'd earned everyone's forgiveness, but the only thing she earned from Zarya was nothing but hatred for she knew Luan would easily go back to the homicidal and insane prankster that she is, and she swore if Luan ever went after her brother again, Zarya would make sure that Luan would burn for all eternity in the flames of Hell.
We gasped.
Nico: Luan did that to Lincoln?! AND IN FULL VIEW OF THE PUBLIC?!
Luna: Yeah, it trumped all of the other horrible things Luan's done to our bro in the past, but she's done a lot of horrible things to him before that still hadn't come close to that! Even the pranks she's done to us in the past didn't come that close!
Laney: We were almost that close to trying to kill Luan, but Mom and Dad made sure she'd learn her lesson the hard way in jail.
Lori: Luan worked hard to earn our forgiveness, but the only thing that she earned from Zarya was nothing but hatred.
Leni: She really went too far that day, and even Lincoln wouldn't forgive her that easily either.
Me: I didn't blame him though, we both know that Killjoy Huggins and Chase Young's Dark Side were to blame for Luan easily changing back into the deranged homicidal prankster everyone despised.
Luna: Eventually, she did earn his forgiveness, but none of his Guardian Angels would forgive her for any of her wrongdoings against him in the past, so she was still on thin ice with them.
Lincoln: Yeah, it was going to be hard though
Soon, we were getting ready for bed.
Girl Jordan: That's day 3 of our five day break.
Lily the Mermaid: Yep, and now, we got to get ready for tomorrow, whatever Linky has planned for his rescue, it's bound to be a good one.
As soon as Lincoln's harem stepped into the room, they saw Lincoln sitting on his super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for his expanding harem and he was only in a pair of large red underwear, and when they all saw Lincoln, his harem had massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lincoln: (Seductive Voice) Like what you see, ladies?
Girl Jordan: (In Heaven) Oh yeah.
Lincoln made clones of himself and they walked up to his harem and they wrapped their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists, which took them by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces as their chests pressed against the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones and their stomachs pressed against their eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to the faces of Lincoln and his clones, and they shared a deep passionate and romantic kiss as the girls placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
Lincoln: (Seductive Voice) Hope you're all ready for one wild night.
And with one of his eleven massive and long white tails, Lincoln closed the door closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.
OCTOBER 4TH
Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, and Jade are heading down to Tokyo, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the twelve girls here, but we got bad news: clones of Kamen Rider Wiseman/Carbuncle Phantom, Kamen Rider Sorcerer/Drake Phantom, Armadum, Medusa, Phoenix, Sora Takigawa A.K.A. Gremlin Phantom, Minotauros, Hellhound, Caitsìth, Gnome, Gargoyle, Valkyrie, Lizardman, Manticore, Hydra, Beelzebub, Weretiger, Spriggan, Legion, Bogy, Argus, Raum, Bahamut, Sylphi, Sphinx, Siren, Arachne, Khepri, Ogre, Xatan, Eel, and Gahra were sighted, and it was due to Mindy's scheme of revenge, so Lincoln's going to take them down and absorb them.
Lincoln: Ah, we're here in Tokyo, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the twelve girls here, but we got bad news: clones of Kamen Rider Wiseman/Carbuncle Phantom, Kamen Rider Sorcerer/Drake Phantom, Armadum, Medusa, Phoenix, Sora Takigawa A.K.A. Gremlin Phantom, Minotauros, Hellhound, Caitsìth, Gnome, Gargoyle, Valkyrie, Lizardman, Manticore, Hydra, Beelzebub, Weretiger, Spriggan, Legion, Bogy, Argus, Raum, Bahamut, Sylphi, Sphinx, Siren, Arachne, Khepri, Ogre, Xatan, Eel, and Gahra were sighted, and it was due to Mindy's scheme of revenge.
Me: So, now we got the clones of the Wizard Kamen Riders to deal with.
Nico: Mindy, that bitch, she just doesn't know when to give up.
Lincoln: True, but her scheme of revenge is just going to help us even more when I absorb those clones and we assimilate all their powers, abilities, and strength.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long dark pink hair and pink hairband, dark blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful dark purple angel wings, she's dressed in a dark purple sleeveless crop top, necklace with dark blue gem for the pendant, dark purple skirt, white bridal gloves, orange knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, binary codes, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the planet Solaria, and holstered on her back is a massive gold greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, gold chain for the guard, and gold pointed tip for the pommel, and with her are the twelve girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Zarya Zenith, Fairy Guardian and Avatar of Zenith.
Zarya Zenith: That's right, and I got the girls away from those clones, but I've pissed them all off big time and they're coming after us.
Suddenly, we saw the clones of Kamen Rider Wiseman/Carbuncle Phantom, Kamen Rider Sorcerer/Drake Phantom, Armadum, Medusa, Phoenix, Sora Takigawa A.K.A. Gremlin Phantom, Minotauros, Hellhound, Caitsìth, Gnome, Gargoyle, Valkyrie, Lizardman, Manticore, Hydra, Beelzebub, Weretiger, Spriggan, Legion, Bogy, Argus, Raum, Bahamut, Sylphi, Sphinx, Siren, Arachne, Khepri, Ogre, Xatan, Eel, and Gahra heading right for us in a fit of rage.
Sylvester: Looks like we're doing this the old fashioned way.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Yep, beating them down. Let's get them.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after the clones of Kamen Rider Wiseman/Carbuncle Phantom and his minions, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of Kamen Rider Wiseman/Carbuncle Phantom, Kamen Rider Sorcerer/Drake Phantom, Armadum, Medusa, Phoenix, Sora Takigawa A.K.A. Gremlin Phantom, Minotauros, Hellhound, Caitsìth, Gnome, Gargoyle, Valkyrie, Lizardman, Manticore, Hydra, Beelzebub, Weretiger, Spriggan, Legion, Bogy, Argus, Raum, Bahamut, Sylphi, Sphinx, Siren, Arachne, Khepri, Ogre, Xatan, Eel, and Gahra, and then, Lincoln began absorbing them all into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of their powers, abilities, and strength and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates.
Suddenly, Lincoln gained Wizard Rings with the faces of Kamen Rider Wiseman/Carbuncle Phantom, Kamen Rider Sorcerer/Drake Phantom, Armadum, Medusa, Phoenix, Sora Takigawa A.K.A. Gremlin Phantom, Minotauros, Hellhound, Caitsìth, Gnome, Gargoyle, Valkyrie, Lizardman, Manticore, Hydra, Beelzebub, Weretiger, Spriggan, Legion, Bogy, Argus, Raum, Bahamut, Sylphi, Sphinx, Siren, Arachne, Khepri, Ogre, Xatan, Eel, and Gahra on them and their powers, and they were put into his Universe 666 Miracle Box with the Rouse Cards, Faiz Phones, and Gaia Memories.
Haruto: Wow, now you have Wizard Rings with the powers of our old enemies.
Lincoln: Yep, and next time, I'm hoping we get to face the clones of the Zodiarts. (To Zarya Zenith) And it's so good to see you again, Zarya Zenith.
Zarya Zenith: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Lincoln went up to Zarya Zenith and he hugged her, and Zarya Zenith is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Zarya Zenith: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli, this is Zarya Zenith, Fairy Guardian and Avatar of Zenith, she's my Guardian Angel from Zenith and she's an extremely powerful master of technology and magic and she's far more powerful than both Lord Darkar and Valtor combined, and here's the shocker, she's Tecna's younger sister. She's a member of The Fairy Guardians of The Magic Dimension and she and the others defended the realms and planets of the Magic Dimension from the dark forces of The Ancestral Witches, The Trix, Valtor, Lord Darkar, and many others for years. Zarya Zenith came to Earth and settled in Royal Woods where she met me and she taught me everything that she knows when it comes to using technology and magic, and over time, I became a powerful master of technology and magic.
Michelle Emperyous: And she hates Luan with a blazing passion, because one time, when Zarya and Lincoln were walking home from a technology convention in town, Lincoln got ambushed and hit hard by lethal pranks that were set up by that insane prankster as she came out and was about to finally kill Lincoln, and that got Zarya so furious, she fired a massively powerful purple magic and binary code blast that hit the ground right near Luan's feet and sent her flying into a tree, and that made Luan extremely furious and she tried to kill Zarya, but Lincoln who made a swift recovery and his wounds sealed up charged at Luan and he used his martial arts and he kicked Luan's behind and took her down, and he and Zarya literally kicked Luan in her butt and sent her flying back to The Loud House and when the family found out from Lincoln and Zarya of what Luan did, they really tore her apart and they didn't ground her: they did something much worse, they sent her to the Lansing Maximum Security Nuthouse for a year. When Luan came back, she was really horrified by what she'd seen and ran up to her room in fright. Eventually, Luan had to work hard and she'd earned everyone's forgiveness, but the only thing she earned from Zarya was nothing but hatred for she knew Luan would easily go back to the homicidal and insane prankster that she is, and she swore if Luan ever went after her brother again, Zarya would make sure that Luan would burn for all eternity in the flames of Hell.
Eli: We were all shocked when Selene told us that yesterday.
Zarya Zenith: But, when the rumors coming out that Killjoy Huggins and Chase Young's Dark Side, the true sources of Lincoln's pain and suffering and the real reason why Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan became the insufferable monsters we hated hit my ears, I was shocked.
Lincoln: You weren't the only one, when the other Guardian Angels found out, they too got pissed off big time, but we finally got rid of Principal Huggins' dark side, Killjoy Huggins, and Chase Young's Dark Side forever and ended the suffering we'd gone through, and now that you're here, Selena.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Zarya Zenith in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Zarya Zenith: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Zarya Zenith's neck with dark purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and dark purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Zarya Zenith: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Zarya Zenith.
Zarya Zenith had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the twelve girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The twelve girls are Minami from Happiness Double Room, Rin Akinashi, Hina Yorozuya, Kotoko Teshigawara, Meryl Hathaway, and Iida Shiori from Criminal Border, Mami Mamiya, Yuuri Kouzu, Marin Takanashi, and Ruka Oshino from Mamiya Mami wa Iyashite Agetai, Karryn from Karryn's Prison, Utano Takayanagi and Remi Ooba from Gibo to no Yuuwaku Doukyo Seikatsu ~Tsuma no Haha wa, Gibo to wa Yobenai Bijukujo Deshita~, and Hinata Otonoha and Akari Yunami from Koe ni Koi Shite, Koikogare!
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Minami from Happiness Double Room, Rin Akinashi, Hina Yorozuya, Kotoko Teshigawara, Meryl Hathaway, and Iida Shiori from Criminal Border, Mami Mamiya, Yuuri Kouzu, Marin Takanashi, and Ruka Oshino from Mamiya Mami wa Iyashite Agetai, Karryn from Karryn's Prison, Utano Takayanagi and Remi Ooba from Gibo to no Yuuwaku Doukyo Seikatsu ~Tsuma no Haha wa, Gibo to wa Yobenai Bijukujo Deshita~, and Hinata Otonoha and Akari Yunami from Koe ni Koi Shite, Koikogare!
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Minami: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Minami and the other eleven girls saw who it was that saved them from the clones of Wiseman and his minions, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Minami: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made eleven clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Minami: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, twelve Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Minami, Rin Akinashi, Hina Yorozuya, Kotoko Teshigawara, Meryl Hathaway, Iida Shiori, Mami Mamiya, Yuuri Kouzu, Marin Takanashi, Ruka Oshino, Karryn, Utano Takayanagi, Remi Ooba, Hinata Otonoha, and Akari Yunami with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and told everyone what had happened, and they were shocked to find out the villains we went after were clones of Kamen Rider Wiseman/Carbuncle Phantom, Kamen Rider Sorcerer/Drake Phantom, Armadum, Medusa, Phoenix, Sora Takigawa A.K.A. Gremlin Phantom, Minotauros, Hellhound, Caitsìth, Gnome, Gargoyle, Valkyrie, Lizardman, Manticore, Hydra, Beelzebub, Weretiger, Spriggan, Legion, Bogy, Argus, Raum, Bahamut, Sylphi, Sphinx, Siren, Arachne, Khepri, Ogre, Xatan, Eel, and Gahra that were also created by Mindy.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in beating them all down and Lincoln absorbing them and all of us assimilating their powers, abilities, and strength and sending them all to The Black Gates and getting Wizard Rings with their powers, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and Zarya Zenith have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Then, we heard Mindy and Mandy roar with rage!
Maria: Serves you both right, bitches.
Lincoln: It just proves they're both horrible people, and they'll never ever change.
Nico: Yeah, they both deserve to be in Hell forever when they die of old age.
Me: You said a mouthful.
After Lincoln absorbed the clones of Kamen Rider Wiseman/Carbuncle Phantom, Kamen Rider Sorcerer/Drake Phantom, Armadum, Medusa, Phoenix, Sora Takigawa A.K.A. Gremlin Phantom, Minotauros, Hellhound, Caitsìth, Gnome, Gargoyle, Valkyrie, Lizardman, Manticore, Hydra, Beelzebub, Weretiger, Spriggan, Legion, Bogy, Argus, Raum, Bahamut, Sylphi, Sphinx, Siren, Arachne, Khepri, Ogre, Xatan, Eel, and Gahra, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Zarya Zenith saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her faces, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Zarya Zenith: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Zarya, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Zarya Zenith: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Zarya Zenith: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Suddenly, the spots on the Universe 666 Miracle Box on Lincoln's back began glowing.
Lincoln: Uh oh, trouble.
Eini: Yep. Now, let's see who's causing trouble.
The spots formed a viewing window, and we saw who it was causing trouble: it was the clones of the Imagin.
Ryotaro: What the?! Clones of The Imagin?!
Lincoln: No doubt that Mindy had a hand in this as well.
We flew out of the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy blasts at the clones of the Imagin and knocked them down.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of the Imagin, and then, Lincoln began absorbing them all into his body as he assimilated all of their powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates. Suddenly, Lincoln had gotten a massive collection of Rider Tickets with the Imagin.
Ryotaro: Impressive.
We returned back to The World Tree Estate and continued with our workouts.
Nico: That's it for the clones of the Imagin, and there's no telling what else that bitch has got up her sleeve.
Lincoln: But, now that we know she's created clones of The Kamen Riders' enemies, I'll do to them what I've done to the clones of the enemies of The Power Rangers: absorb them and assimilate their powers, abilities, and strength.
Me: And also, acquire the Legend Items with their powers, so far, you've acquired Rouse Cards, Faiz Phones, Gaia Memories, Wizard Rings, and now, Rider Tickets, awesome.
Lincoln: The next group of clones that come after us will no doubt be the clones of The Zodiarts.
Bridget Branley: Oh boy, I can tell you're gonna have quite the feeding frenzy on them.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Universe 666 Dark Queen, Ichisumi, Garden Rose Maiden, and Garden Rose Flora are heading to Bubblaine.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Universe 666 Dark Queen, Ichisumi, Garden Rose Maiden, and Garden Rose Flora are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Universe 666 Dark Queen, Ichisumi, Garden Rose Maiden, and Garden Rose Flora all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Garden Rose Maiden: Wow, so this is Bubblaine, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Garden Rose Maiden, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Universe 666 Dark Queen, Ichisumi, Garden Rose Maiden, and Garden Rose Flora dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Universe 666 Dark Queen, Ichisumi, Garden Rose Maiden, and Garden Rose Flora got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Universe 666 Dark Queen, Ichisumi, Garden Rose Maiden, and Garden Rose Flora and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Universe 666 Dark Queen, Ichisumi, Garden Rose Maiden, and Garden Rose Flora placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
And then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln also marked Universe 666 Dark Queen, Ichisumi, Garden Rose Maiden, and Garden Rose Flora as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Bubblaine, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Universe 666 Dark Queen, Ichisumi, Garden Rose Maiden, and Garden Rose Flora with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Universe 666 Dark Queen, Ichisumi, Garden Rose Maiden, and Garden Rose Flora are in your harem, Linky.
Universe 666 Dark Queen, Ichisumi, Garden Rose Maiden, and Garden Rose Flora showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Alexis: Wow, I knew Universe 666 Dark Queen, Ichisumi, Garden Rose Maiden, and Garden Rose Flora had feelings for him, and I knew he'd mark them.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Universe 666 Dark Queen, Ichisumi, Garden Rose Maiden, and Garden Rose Flora, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
We were busy taking our time off, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We may not have any main missions, but I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: We finally took care of the clones of the Power Rangers' enemies and finally destroyed all of the remnants of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, but now that we found out Mandy's cousin, Mindy, has made clones of The Kamen Riders' enemies to carry out her revenge, now she's pissed us off.
Clover: You got that right. I hope Lincoln smashes her face in when we do our next humiliation session
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
Nico: Damn, Lincoln, you really are strong just like J.D.!
Me: We did an arm-wrestling match one time and we both broke the table with our strength.
Lincoln: Yeah, we should've used a steel table for that.
Luna: No way, dude, that would've also broken apart as well with just how strong you two are.
Michelle Hernandez: And Lincoln's gotten stronger many times over thanks to feeding on and absorbing the many musclebound thugs over the years, and now, he's been getting even more stronger thanks to him absorbing many powerful villains and assimilating their powers, abilities, and strength.
Laney: He's always been wanting to get stronger after everything he's been through thanks to Killjoy Huggins, Dark Chase Young, and the Dark Sides of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and Chandler, along with his many enemies, and I didn't blame him, what they've done to him in the past can never be forgiven.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than our old enemy, Akasha, The Vampire Queen, and she's come back from the dead in search of vengeance. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Uh oh.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is one we're not going to like: the person we just saw is none other than our old enemy, Akasha, The Vampire Queen, and she's come back from the dead in search of vengeance.
We gasped.
Nico: Oh man, Akasha's come back for revenge?!
Me: We dealt with her two years ago, and now, she's come back again?! This isn't good.
Michelle Hernandez: I've heard about Akasha, and she is one very evil vampire, but you all have dealt with much worse vampires in the past. But, we should get rid of Akasha here and now.
Lincoln: Yeah.
Nico: We're not letting Akasha live any longer. Alright, gang, let's go, we may not have any main missions today, but we better head down and destroy Akasha for good.
Lincoln: This is one vampire who doesn't deserve to live any longer.
Michelle Hernandez: After everything she's done centuries ago, the only thing awaiting her is death.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to the park, so Michelle Hernandez and Lincoln can destroy our old enemy: Akasha, the ruthless vampire queen.
Alright, here's the match-up scene: Michelle Hernandez, Gene-Slammer of Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon and Lincoln VS. Akasha, The Vampire Queen
We arrived at the park to hunt down our target: Akasha, The Vampire Queen.
Nico: We made it. Now, where's Akasha?
Lincoln: She's here alright, I can smell her blood,
?: You will never leave here alive, you will all die here for killing me, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the barrier that protected all of us from a massive volley of darkness energy blasts that came flying out of nowhere, and when they hit the barrier, they were absorbed and flowed into us and we grew even stronger and the barrier remained strong.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking it: the smell of blood, you can come out now, Akasha, or we will force you out!
A figure came out, it was our old enemy, Akasha the Vampire Queen.
Nico: So, you've come back to get revenge, it's been two years since we killed you, Akasha.
Akasha: Laugh while you can, fool. None of you will ever leave here alive!
Michelle Hernandez: The only one not leaving here alive will be you, Akasha.
Suddenly, Michelle Hernandez' blood red eyes turned neon blood red and she was surrounded by a black and blood red energy aura with stars, darkness, blood, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, demons, creatures of the night, vampire bats, zombies, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive vampire greatsword from her back, and as she approached Akasha, she left black and blood red energy, stars, darkness, blood, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, demons, creatures of the night, vampire bats, zombies, dragons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Michelle Hernandez: No matter how many centuries had passed since you last walked the Earth, none of the vampires have ever forgotten about the horrible things you'd done back then, Akasha. But, this ends here and now, this shall be your last day you ever walk upon this earth.
Suddenly, Michelle Hernandez was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and blood red energy, stars, darkness, blood, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic surrounding the vortex, there are demons, creatures of the night, vampire bats, zombies, dragons, phoenixes, angels, and Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blood red phoenix with red eyes glaring at Akasha: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Michelle Hernandez emerged, but she was changed forever.
Michelle Hernandez grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large blood red orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blood red highlights in the bangs of her long midnight black hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blood red eyes and a black and blood red energy aura with stars, darkness, blood, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, demons, creatures of the night, vampire bats, zombies, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and her immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed into an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blood red iris, she has on dragon earrings with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Blood, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Red-Eyes Zombie with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Blood, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her blood red dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blood red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blood red gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Michelle Hernandez has on a midnight black short-sleeved blouse, white frilly short-sleeved shirt, white bridal gloves, crimson red skirt with a Vampire Glyph on it, black lace stockings, midnight black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, darkness, blood, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, demons, creatures of the night, vampire bats, zombies, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Red Eyes Zombie Dragon surrounded by darkness and blood. Suddenly, Michelle Hernandez felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with blood red tips on the large midnight black feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails with blood red tips and blood red markings, Michelle Hernandez has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large blood red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Michelle Hernandez's vampiric greatsword, massive golden greatsword, and all of the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and blood red energy, stars, darkness, blood, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, demons, creatures of the night, vampire bats, zombies, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Michelle Hernandez's Vampiric Demonic Darkness Red Eyes Zombie Dragon Undead Vampire Dragon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Vampiric Demonic Darkness Red Eyes Zombie Dragon Undead Vampire Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blood red gems and Red Eyes Zombie Dragon etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large blood red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black dragon heads with blood red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the black dragon heads is a large midnight black dragon head with blood red gems for eyes and large blood red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Michelle Hernandez has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large blood red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Red Eyes Zombie Dragon's head with blood red gems for eyes and large blood red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blood red kanji with blood red crescent moons in between the kanji below Red Eyes Zombie Dragon that said, "Michelle Hernandez, Gene-Slammer of Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon, Powerful Vampire Angel of Transylvania, Loving Cousin of Michelle Hernandez, Fiona Hernandez, Marie Hernandez, and Nicole Hernandez, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Deacon Frost and His Vampire Cronies, Destroyer of Akasha the Vampire Queen, Slayer of The Damned, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Stars, Darkness, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Blood, Necromancy, Phoenixes, Angels, and Red Eyes Zombie Dragon"
ミシェル・ヘルナンデス、レッドアイズ・ゾンビ・ドラゴンのジーン・スラマー、トランシルヴァニアの強力なヴァンパイア天使、ミシェル・ヘルナンデスの愛するいとこ、フィオナ・ヘルナンデス、マリー・ヘルナンデス、そして真の不滅で強力な宇宙の戦士、愛情深い守護天使であり未来の妻であるニコール・ヘルナンデスリンカーン・ラウドの、ディーコン・フロストとその吸血鬼の取り巻きの軽蔑者、吸血鬼の女王アカシャの破壊者、ダムドの殺し屋、チーム・ラウドの素晴らしいメンバー、フェニックス・ストーム、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、マルチバース、そしてその先、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な生徒驚くべき強力な教師、そして星、闇、黒魔術、黒魔術、悪魔の魔術、ブラッド、ネクロマンシー、フェニックス、天使、そしてレッドアイズ・ゾンビ・ドラゴンのマスター
Michelle Hernandez has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-RED EYES ZOMBIE DRAGON-VAMPIRE-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL BLOODY DEMONIC DARKNESS RED EYES ZOMBIE DRAGON VAMPIRE PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL BLOODY DEMONIC DARKNESS RED EYES ZOMBIE DRAGON VAMPIRE PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL BLOODY DEMONIC DARKNESS RED EYES ZOMBIE DRAGON VAMPIRE PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Michelle Hernandez's Super Angel-Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon-Vampire-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Akasha saw it, she went mad and ran at Michelle to kill her, but Michelle Hernandez fired a massive barrage of black and blood red energy, stars, darkness, blood, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, demons, creatures of the night, vampire bats, zombies, dragons, phoenixes, and angels which hit Akasha and she was sent flying into a tree, he got back up, but now the vampire queen was beyond enraged.
Selene Arcangela: Incredible, Michelle's transformed, and by the looks of it, Akasha is in huge trouble.
Lincoln: We dealt with her two years ago, and that was when Moonlight Raven and Ink Rose transformed, now she's gonna be dealing with a vampire far more powerful than even her.
Michelle Hernandez: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Bloody Demonic Darkness Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon Vampire Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Bloody Demonic Darkness Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon Vampire Phoenix Angel Love) You got that right, let's rip her apart and drink her blood, my King of The Night.
Lincoln: Let's do it, Michelle.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing, and he joined Michelle Hernandez.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You should've never come back from the dead to get revenge on us, Akasha, but like many other vampires we'd killed in the past, you just don't know when to quit. Well, then, I hope you're ready to die once more.
Lincoln and Michelle Hernandez went after Akasha, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and blood red energy, slime, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Akasha, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, Lincoln and Michelle Hernandez attacked her with energy slashes from their massive greatsword leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and Michelle Hernandez also did the same by slashing at her with her claws, and he and Michelle Hernandez attacked her hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was enough to drive Akasha mad with rage.
Akasha let out an inhuman shriek and went after Lincoln and Michelle Hernandez in a fit of rage, but Lincoln and Michelle Hernandez fired black and blood red darkness at Akasha and they summoned zombies and vampires to attack Akasha and she was really beaten up. Then, Lincoln grabbed Akasha by the neck, and as he turned her head to her left, he sank his fangs hard into the right side of her neck and he began sucking out every last drop of her blood and he was also assimilating all of her vampire powers and draining her dry of her life force as we saw Akasha's skin dry up and the life leaving her eyes. Then, when Lincoln was done, Akasha was nothing more than a dried up corpse and he set her body on fire and sent her to The Black Gates forever. We all cheered wildly for what Michelle Hernandez and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Michelle Hernandez's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.
Michelle Hernandez: Burn in Hell forever, you lifeless old fool. Thanks for helping me destroy Akasha for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Michelle.
Suddenly, Michelle Hernandez wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Michelle Hernandez's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, and Red Eyes Zombie Dragon flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and darkness behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Michelle Hernandez sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and darkness and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Me: That was one awesome battle, you guys.
Natasha Hernandez: You said it, and Lincoln, you did awesome in draining her dry of every last drop of her blood.
Nico: It has been a while since you've drained any villain dry of blood.
Connor Chan: Just be glad he didn't let out a loud frightening roar, I can't forget all those times he's done that. (SHUDDERS)
Me: That's mainly a warning saying to stay out of his way or you're next on the menu.
Suddenly, the spots on the Universe 666 Miracle Box on Lincoln's back began glowing.
Lincoln: Uh oh, trouble.
Eini: Yep. Now, let's see who's causing trouble.
Me: Uh oh! INCOMING!
Then, we saw who it was causing trouble: it was clones of all The Zodiarts that we'd met during the Ambassador Missions with Gentaro and his team.
Gentaro: What the?! Are those clones of all the Zodiarts?!
Lincoln: Whoa!
Our jaws dropped to the floor!
CLANG!
Eli shut our mouths.
Nico: Holy shit! That's a ton of them!
Lincoln: You said a mouthful, and I'm gonna enjoy absorbing all of them!
Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy blasts at the clones of all The Zodiarts and knocked them down.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of all The Zodiarts that we'd met during the Ambassador Missions with Gentaro and his team, and then, Lincoln began absorbing them all into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of their powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates. Suddenly, Lincoln had gotten Astroswitches with all the Zodiarts' symbols on them, and they were all put into his Universe 666 Miracle Box with the Rouse Cards, Rider Tickets, Wizard Rings, and Faiz Phones.
Gentaro: Wow, now you have Astroswitches with all the Zodiarts' powers.
Lincoln: Yep, next time, I'm hoping we get to face the clones of the Fangires.
Nico: Now, that would be awesome, and we'd also have access to their powers as well. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: Here's one that's familiar to Layla: Andrea Andros, Fairy Guardian and Avatar of Andros.
Layla: I knew you'd choose her, and this is something that all of you should also hear as well, Andrea Andros is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Andros and she's an extremely powerful master of water and magic and she's far more powerful than both Lord Darkar and Valtor combined, and here's the shocker, she's my younger sister.
Me: WOW!
Nico: That's really awesome!
Layla: It sure is, and she's a member of The Fairy Guardians of The Magic Dimension and she and the others defended the realms and planets of the Magic Dimension from the dark forces of The Ancestral Witches, The Trix, Valtor, Lord Darkar, and many others for years.
Selene Emperyous: Andrea Andros came to Earth and settled in Royal Woods where she met Lincoln and she taught him everything that she knows when it comes to using water and magic, and over time, Lincoln became a powerful master of water and magic, and she hates Chandler with a blazing passion, because one time, when Andrea and Lincoln were swimming in Lake Huron, Chandler was about to dump toxic waste into the waters and not only kill them but also destroy the underwater marine life there, and that got Andrea so furious, she fired a massively powerful teal blue magic and water blast that hit Chandler square right in the face and sent that dumbass flying into a tree, and that made Chandler extremely furious and he tried to kill Andrea, but Lincoln charged at Chandler and he used his martial arts and he kicked that sewage rat's behind and took him down, and he and Andrea literally kicked Chandler in his butt and sent him flying back to his and when his mom and his sister, Cheryl, found out from Lincoln and Andrea of what Chandler tried to do, they really tore him apart and Chandler got sent to reform school for a year. When Chandler came back, it only made him even more vile and even more bloodthirsty than ever, and the only thing he earned from Andrea was nothing but hatred for she knew Chandler would never change his ways and that he would still be the same annoying jerk and bloodthirsty bully that he always has been, and she swore if Chandler ever went after Lincoln again, Andrea would make sure that Chandler would burn for all eternity in the flames of Hell.
We gasped.
Nico: Oh man, I can't believe Chandler tried to dump toxic waste into Lake Huron and kill Lincoln, Andrea, and the marine life there.
Luna: Yeah, it trumped all of the other horrible things he's done to our bro in the past, but he's done a lot of horrible things to him before that still hadn't come close to that!
Laney: We were almost that close to trying to kill Chandler, but Mom and Dad told us that Mrs. Henderson handled him.
Lori: We hated him even more for that, and the only thing that he earned from Andrea was nothing but hatred.
Leni: He totes really went too far that day, and Lincoln would never forgive him.
Me: I didn't blame him though, we both know that Killjoy Huggins and Chase Young's Dark Side were to blame for that.
Luna: None of his Guardian Angels would forgive him for any of his wrongdoings against him in the past, so he was treading dangerously on thin ice with them.
Lincoln: You said a mouthful.
Soon, we were getting ready for bed.
Girl Jordan: That's day 4 of our five day break.
Lily the Mermaid: Yep, and now, we got to get ready for tomorrow, whatever Linky has planned for his rescue, it's bound to be a good one.
As soon as Lincoln's harem stepped into the room, they saw Lincoln sitting on his super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for his expanding harem and he was only in a pair of large red underwear, and when they all saw Lincoln, his harem had massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lincoln: (Seductive Voice) Like what you see, ladies?
Girl Jordan: (In Heaven) Oh yeah.
Lincoln made clones of himself and they walked up to his harem and they wrapped their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists, which took them by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces as their chests pressed against the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones and their stomachs pressed against their eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to the faces of Lincoln and his clones, and they shared a deep passionate and romantic kiss as the girls placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
Lincoln: (Seductive Voice) Hope you're all ready for one wild night.
And with one of his eleven massive and long white tails, Lincoln closed the door closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.
OCTOBER 5TH
Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, and Jade are heading down to Staten Island, New York, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the twelve girls here, but we got bad news: clones of The Fangires and Legendorga were sighted, and it was due to Mindy's scheme of revenge, so Lincoln's going to take them down and absorb them.
Lincoln: Ah, we're here in Tokyo, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the twelve girls here, but we got bad news: clones of The Fangires and Legendorga were sighted, and it was due to Mindy's scheme of revenge.
Me: So, now we got the clones of the Kiva Kamen Riders to deal with.
Nico: Mindy, that bitch, she just doesn't know when to give up.
Lincoln: True, but her scheme of revenge is just going to help us even more when I absorb those clones and we assimilate all their powers, abilities, and strength.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long brown hair and pink hairband, dark blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful blue angel wings, she's dressed in a teal sleeveless crop top, necklace with dark blue gem for the pendant, teal skirt, white bridal gloves, purple knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, binary codes, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the planet Andros, and holstered on her back is a massive gold greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, gold chain for the guard, and gold pointed tip for the pommel, and with her are the twelve girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Andrea Andros, Fairy Guardian and Avatar of Andros.
Andrea Andros: That's right, and I got the girls away from those clones, but I've pissed them all off big time and they're coming after us.
Suddenly, we saw the clones of The Fangires and Legendorga heading right for us in a fit of rage.
Sylvester: Looks like we're doing this the old fashioned way.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Yep, beating them down. Let's get them.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after the clones of The Fangires and Legendorga, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of The Fangires and Legendorga, and then, Lincoln began absorbing them all into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of their powers, abilities, and strength and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates.
Suddenly, Lincoln gained Fuestles with the symbols of The Fangires and Legendorga on them and their powers, and they were put into his Universe 666 Miracle Box with the Rouse Cards, Faiz Phones, Wizard Rings, Gaia Memories, and Astroswitches.
Wataru: Wow, now you have Fuestles with the powers of our old enemies.
Lincoln: Yep, and next time, I'm hoping we get to face the clones of the Mirror Monsters. (To Andrea Andros) And it's so good to see you again, Andrea Andros.
Andrea Andros: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Lincoln went up to Andrea Andros and he hugged her, and Andrea Andros is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Andrea Andros: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli, this is Andrea Andros, Fairy Guardian and Avatar of Andros, she's my Guardian Angel from Andros and she's an extremely powerful master of water and magic and she's far more powerful than both Lord Darkar and Valtor combined, and here's the shocker, she's Layla's younger sister. She's a member of The Fairy Guardians of The Magic Dimension and she and the others defended the realms and planets of the Magic Dimension from the dark forces of The Ancestral Witches, The Trix, Valtor, Lord Darkar, and many others for years. Andrea Andros came to Earth and settled in Royal Woods where she met me and she taught me everything that she knows when it comes to using water and magic, and over time, I became a powerful master of water and magic.
Michelle Emperyous: And she hates Chandler with a blazing passion, because one time, when Andrea and Lincoln were swimming in Lake Huron, Chandler was about to dump toxic waste into the waters and not only kill them but also destroy the underwater marine life there, and that got Andrea so furious, she fired a massively powerful teal blue magic and water blast that hit Chandler square right in the face and sent that dumbass flying into a tree, and that made Chandler extremely furious and he tried to kill Andrea, but Lincoln charged at Chandler and he used his martial arts and he kicked that sewage rat's behind and took him down, and he and Andrea literally kicked Chandler in his butt and sent him flying back to his and when his mom and his sister, Cheryl, found out from Lincoln and Andrea of what Chandler tried to do, they really tore him apart and Chandler got sent to reform school for a year. When Chandler came back, it only made him even more vile and even more bloodthirsty than ever, and the only thing he earned from Andrea was nothing but hatred for she knew Chandler would never change his ways and that he would still be the same annoying jerk and bloodthirsty bully that he always has been, and she swore if Chandler ever went after Lincoln again, Andrea would make sure that Chandler would burn for all eternity in the flames of Hell.
Eli: We were all shocked when Selene told us that yesterday.
Andrea Andros: But, when the rumors coming out that Killjoy Huggins and Chase Young's Dark Side, the true sources of Lincoln's pain and suffering and the real reason why Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan became the insufferable monsters we hated hit my ears, I was shocked.
Lincoln: You weren't the only one, when the other Guardian Angels found out, they too got pissed off big time, but we finally got rid of Principal Huggins' dark side, Killjoy Huggins, and Chase Young's Dark Side forever and ended the suffering we'd gone through, and now that you're here, Andrea.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Andrea Andros in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Andrea Andros: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Andrea Andros' neck with aqua blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and aqua blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Andrea Andros: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Andrea Andros.
Andrea Andros had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the twelve girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The twelve girls are Aina Tachibana, Hinowa Utsumi, Aoi Ogirihata, Tomoka Akae, Saori Terahara, Aiko Fuyusaki, Hiyori Akishima, and Rin Natsumi from Garudoma -Joshiryou no Kanrinin-, Arisa Nishino, Kanade Mochizuki, and Sumika Serizawa from Harem Bitch House!, and Eri Kanan from Digimon Universe App Monsters.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Aina Tachibana, Hinowa Utsumi, Aoi Ogirihata, Tomoka Akae, Saori Terahara, Aiko Fuyusaki, Hiyori Akishima, and Rin Natsumi from Garudoma -Joshiryou no Kanrinin-, Arisa Nishino, Kanade Mochizuki, and Sumika Serizawa from Harem Bitch House!, and Eri Kanan from Digimon Universe App Monsters.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Aina Tachibana: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Aina Tachibana and the other eleven girls saw who it was that saved them from the clones of The Fangire and Legendorga, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Aina Tachibana: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made eleven clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Aina Tachibana: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, twelve Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Aina Tachibana, Hinowa Utsumi, Aoi Ogirihata, Tomoka Akae, Saori Terahara, Aiko Fuyusaki, Hiyori Akishima, Rin Natsumi, Arisa Nishino, Kanade Mochizuki, Sumika Serizawa, and Eri Kanan with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and told everyone what had happened, and they were shocked to find out the villains we went after were clones of The Fangires and Legendorga that were also created by Mindy.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in beating them all down and Lincoln absorbing them and all of us assimilating their powers, abilities, and strength and sending them all to The Black Gates and getting Fuestles with their powers, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and Andrea Andros have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Then, we heard Mindy and Mandy roar with rage!
Maria: Serves you both right, bitches.
Lincoln: It just proves they're both horrible people, and they'll never ever change.
Nico: Yeah, they both deserve to be in Hell forever when they die of old age.
Me: You said a mouthful.
After Lincoln absorbed the clones of The Fangires and Legendorga, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Andrea Andros saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her faces, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Andrea Andros: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Andrea, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Andrea Andros: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Andrea Andros: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Suddenly, the spots on the Universe 666 Miracle Box on Lincoln's back began glowing.
Lincoln: Uh oh, trouble.
Eini: Yep. Now, let's see who's causing trouble.
The spots formed a viewing window, and we saw who it was causing trouble: it was the clones of Xaviax and his army of Mirror Monsters.
Kit: What the?! Clones of Xaviax and his army of Mirror Monsters?!
Lincoln: No doubt that Mindy had a hand in this as well.
We flew out of the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy blasts at the clones of the Imagin and knocked them down.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of Xaviax and his army of Mirror Monsters, and then, Lincoln began absorbing them all into his body as he assimilated all of their powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates. Suddenly, Lincoln had gotten a massive collection of Advent Cards with the Mirror Monsters on them, and they were all put into his Universe 666 Miracle Box with the Rouse Cards, Rider Tickets, Wizard Rings, Astroswitches, and Faiz Phones.
Kit: Awesome.
We returned back to The World Tree Estate and continued with our workouts.
Nico: That's it for the clones of Xaviax and his Mirror Monsters and there's no telling what else that bitch has got up her sleeve.
Lincoln: But, now that we know she's created clones of The Kamen Riders' enemies, I'll do to them what I've done to the clones of the enemies of The Power Rangers: absorb them and assimilate their powers, abilities, and strength.
Me: And also, acquire the Legend Items with their powers, so far, you've acquired Rouse Cards, Faiz Phones, Gaia Memories, Wizard Rings, Rider Tickets, Astroswitches, and Advent Cards, awesome.
Lincoln: The next group of clones that come after us will no doubt be the clones of The Greeed.
Bridget Branley: Oh boy, I can tell you're gonna have quite the feeding frenzy on them.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Simulator Belle, Simulator Pocahontas, Simulator Princess Aurora, and Clara & Rushka, the Ventriloduo, along with the rest of his harem are heading to Gelato Beach.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Simulator Belle, Simulator Pocahontas, Simulator Princess Aurora, and Clara & Rushka, the Ventriloduo, along with the rest of his harem are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Simulator Belle, Simulator Pocahontas, Simulator Princess Aurora, and Clara & Rushka, the Ventriloduo all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Clara and Rushka, the Ventriloduo: Wow, so this is Bubblaine, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Clara and Rushka, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Simulator Belle, Simulator Pocahontas, Simulator Princess Aurora, and Clara & Rushka, the Ventriloduo, along with the rest of his harem dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Simulator Belle, Simulator Pocahontas, Simulator Princess Aurora, and Clara & Rushka, the Ventriloduo, along with the rest of his harem got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Simulator Belle, Simulator Pocahontas, Simulator Princess Aurora, and Clara & Rushka, the Ventriloduo, along with the rest of his harem and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Simulator Belle, Simulator Pocahontas, Simulator Princess Aurora, and Clara & Rushka, the Ventriloduo, along with the rest of his harem their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
And then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln also marked Simulator Belle, Simulator Pocahontas, Simulator Princess Aurora, and Clara & Rushka, the Ventriloduo as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Gelato Beach, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Simulator Belle, Simulator Pocahontas, Simulator Princess Aurora, and Clara & Rushka, the Ventriloduo, with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: And now, Simulator Belle, Simulator Pocahontas, Simulator Princess Aurora, and Clara & Rushka, the Ventriloduo are in your harem, Linky.
Simulator Belle, Simulator Pocahontas, Simulator Princess Aurora, and Clara & Rushka, the Ventriloduo, showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Alexis: Wow, I knew Simulator Belle, Simulator Pocahontas, Simulator Princess Aurora, and Clara & Rushka, the Ventriloduo, had feelings for him, and I knew he'd mark them.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Simulator Belle, Simulator Pocahontas, Simulator Princess Aurora, and Clara & Rushka, the Ventriloduo,, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
At the Crystal Brighthouse in the Maretime Bay sector we were helping Sunny and friends get ready for the Equestrian version of the Harvest Day festival, Harvest and Hugs Day. Sparky put up a heart made of sticks.
Me: Boy this is really interesting. I don't think we ever celebrated Harvest and Hugs Day before.
Sunny Starscout: You guys are gonna love it.
Me: It sounds like Equestria's version of the Harvest Day Festival.
Nico: I was just about to say that.
Sunny Starscout: Yeah. When is the Harvest Day Festival?
Me: It's usually right around mid to late fall, sometime in October to Early November. It's to show our crops that we harvested over the course of the Spring and Summer and Fall and give appreciation to the bounty of the Earth.
Qin: That's right.
Daylight Starscout: But this will be so fun though. Especially since I'm with Sunny now.
Pipp then came in
Pipp Petals: All right, ponies! Mom's gonna be here for Harvest and Hugs Day any minute! We all set? Izzy! Tea!
[clinking]
She had a tea pot and cups on a flower sculpture.
Izzy Moonbow: Check!
Pipp Petals: Carrot cake!
Sunny Starscout: Check!
Zipp Storm: [dejected] Check...
They had an awesome carrot cake ready.
Pipp Petals: Ceremonial red carpet?
Hitch made sure it's perfect.
Hitch Trailblazer: Check!
Pipp Petals: Totes emotes harvest music.
[bluegrass music]
It was awesome.
Pipp Petals: Check! And Sparky, you have the honor of blowing this when Mom arrives.
Sparky Sparkeroni: [inhales, blares trumpet]
Pipp Petals: So just make sure everything's perfect, times it by a million, and then make it even more perfect than that! Okay, great!
Pipp was a nervous wreck.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah. You're acting more nervous than Twilight when she doesn't get things done in time. No offense Twilight."
Twilight Sparkle: None taken, Sunset. I even admit how nervous I get when I can't get things done or complete them. Hehehe. Ahh. My friends called my breakdown 'Twilighting'. Even though I didn't like it at first, it still summarizes my breakdowns on who I am. Even though I find myself panicking half the time.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah it's not a pleasant sight.
Applejack: Twilight was more jumpy than a rattlesnake in a pickle barrel.
Twilight remembered her breakdowns, 'Twilighting', when something so worrying and nervous happens, like not sending a report to Celestia in time, not setting things up like a party, a festival, and answering the right questions or preparing for a quiz or getting papers done right at her school, even though those are not her proudest moments, it is who she is.
All three ponies, Sunny, Sunset and Twilight, chuckled at that, Sunset knowing Twilight well to have those breakdowns and Sunny had learned of that through her father's notes.
Me: Yeah I've seen her Twilighting happen firsthand and it was not pleasant.
Misty Brightdawn: I believe it guys.
Sunny Starscout: Pipp, why are you so nervous? It's just Queen Haven. She's been here a bunch of times.
Me: Yeah your mom has been here numerous times before.
Zipp Storm: Harvest and Hugs Day is, like, a weirdly big deal in Zephyr Heights, especially for Mom.
Me: Is it really that big Zipp?
Zipp Storm: Oh yeah.
FLASHBACK
It showed Young Pipp sleeping and then she woke up.
Young Pipp Petals: Huh? Aah!
Queen Haven: Who wants carrot cake?!
She saw her room FULL OF CARROT CAKES and fall stuff!
FLASHBACK ENDS
Me: Okay I stand corrected.
Sunset Shimmer: She's that excited about it?! And I thought you went overboard at times, Twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah. I'm just as surprised as myself.
Sunset Shimmer: Kinda reminds me of celebrating with Applejack's tradition during the Apple Harvest season.
She remembered her and the Rainbooms dressing up for Applejack's family traditions, which even Applejack should've explained more since she told them they didn't have to dress up, which ended up them being laughing stocks of CHS for a while, but they got payback by getting Applejack to dress up from getting laughed at by the school.
Me: (LAUGHS) I remember seeing you girls dressed up in those awesome fruit costumes and I thought you all looked great.
Applejack: (LAUGHS) Yeah we sure did.
Xenia: Yeah
Twilight Sparkle: Boy Queen Haven sure likes this holiday huh? She loves the fall season as much as Princess Celestia.
Laney: Boy no kidding
Pipp Petals: So it's got. To. Be. Perfect! Got it?!
Me: Okay okay just calm down Pipp.
Sunset slapped her in the face to snap her out of it.
Pipp Petals: Ow!
Sunset Shimmer: Get a hold of yourself, Pipp! We get it, no need to get up close and personal to us!
Pipp took a deep breath as she calmed down.
Pipp Petals: Thanks. I needed that.
Sparky Sparkeroni: [blares trumpet, blows fire]
Me: UH OH!
Sparky's dragon fire hit the red carpet, which caused it to burn up as the Mane 7 and us watched in shock as the fire then went to the other end of the carpet and into the fall decorations that hang from the ceiling with one end at the floor as the fire came into contact with. The Mane 7 still watches in shock as the fire spreads to the rest of the decorations as it burns them away, with a little piece of the fire falling on the stove, burning it up and breaking it. Another piece of the fire fell on the carrot cake, which burned it into dust.
The Mane 7 and us looked at the carrot cake in shock and worried.
Sunset Shimmer: In hindsight, asking a fire-breathing baby dragon to blow a horn before he fully mastered said fire breath was almost certainly a VERY bad idea - especially one as surprisingly powerful for his age as Sparky is.
Me: I agree.
Pipp facehoofed herself, seeing that her idea to let Sparky to use the trumpet was a bad idea, wondering how she didn't remember Sparky's dragon fire.
Me: I'm amazed that Sparky has that kind of power.
Izzy Moonbow: "Uh... don't worry. At least we still got the tea…"
She pointed to her stacks of tea sets, which fell off and spilled and a little crack as the tea pots were too heavy, with the top pot to tilted and spilled some tea out as Izzy looked on in shock, which the rest of her friends looking on with panic expression with wide eyes, with Pipp left eye twitching.
Mw: Oops.
Izzy Moonbow: Well, at least Queen Haven hasn't arrived yet. There's still time to—
DINGDONG!
But then the doorbell rings, which means Queen Haven is here as Izzy turned to he door while the others still looked on in panic
Izzy Moonbow: Okay, I've got nothin'.
Pipp Petals: Well, we're just gonna have to... PANIC! [hyperventilating]
I shook Pipp!
Me: PIPP PIPP! Get ahold of yourself!
Sunny Starscout: Pipp? Pipp! Just breathe! We can fix this! Y-You and Zipp get the door. We'll take care of everything else.
Me: Just leave this to me. (SNAPS FINGERS)
I snapped my fingers and everything was all fixed up.
Pipp Petals: Thanks J.D.
Zipp opened the doors as Queen Haven appeared with her royal guards behind her as Queen Have smiled at her daughters.
Queen Haven: "Darlings! Happy Harvest and Hugs Day!"
Zipp and Pipp looked on as the two sisters closed the doors behind them as they smiled nervously at their mother while sweating nervously.
Pipp Petals: "Welcome, Heen Quaven! Uh, I-I mean, Queen Ha— uh, Mom!"
She spattered nervously as Zipp facehoof at her sister's attempt, Queen Haven looked on in confusion as Pipp came next to her.
Pipp Petals: "Um, lovely weather we're having. Come on in.
She came in and everything was great.
Queen Haven: Oh my! Everything looks so grand and amazing.
Pipp Petals: We're so sorry, Mom! We had everything prepared, but then it caught fire, and the tea exploded, and the cake dissolved, and now we've ruined your favorite holiday!
Me: But I fixed everything with a snap of my fingers.
Nico: Yep.
Queen Haven: Pipp, my dear, calm down. You've not "ruined" anything.
Me: Really?
Queen Haven: You think I like Harvest and Hugs Day just because of a cake?
Pipp Petals: Um... kinda?
Queen Haven: Well, it is delicious, but no. Look, when I was growing up, Harvest and Hugs Day was one of the few days a year we managed to get all the family together. That's why I love it so much. Because we were always together.
Sunset Shimmer: She's right. It's not the feast, decorations or all that for Harvest & Hugs Day, it's about spending time with your friends and family and enjoying each other's company. And I remember from what Applejack told me when she's having her Apple Family reunion, that it's not the traditions or food or games they used to do, it's spending time with one another to the family and friends you spent time with.
Qin: That's right.
Queen Haven: Sunset is right. We could be eating mud pie and worm stew for all I care.
Izzy Moonbow: Now, that I can do!
Lana: Now that would be something I would love.
Me: Knowing you Lana you would love that.
Queen Haven: Come on, ponies and everyone. Let's get whatever food we can find, throw it on the table, and make some precious memories together.
[music]
Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggles]
Queen Haven: Sparky, could you do the honors and get this feast underway?
Sparky Sparkeroni: [inhales]
Mane 7: No, no, no, nooooo!
Me: Wait Sparky.
I gave the trumpet to Spike.
Me: Sparky hasn't fully mastered his fire so I'll let Spike do it.
Spike the Dragon: Thanks J.D.
He blew a fanfare and it was awesome.
We had a great feast.
Later it was time for Qin and Chris' wedding and we were having it in the park.
Nico and me were with Chris who was dressed in a blue tuxedo.
Me: Boy this is 2 weddings in one week.
Nico: No kidding.
Chris Taylor: I know.
The wedding march began and the wedding got underway. Then Qin came and she was dressed in a beautiful green wedding dress with beautiful jeweled butterflies on it. She looked do beautiful in that dress.
Nico: (In awe) Wow Qin looks so amazing in that dress.
Me: Boy no kidding Rarity really made an amazing dress.
Poromon and Manaphy were escorting her.
Chris Taylor: She sure does.
She came up to the altar and the vows were exchanged and more and then it was later made official and we were so proud of Qin and Chris. We cheered wildly for them.
We had the reception at Lynn's Table and it was fun.
We were busy taking our time off, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We may not have any main missions, but I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: We finally took care of the clones of the Power Rangers' enemies and finally destroyed all of the remnants of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, but now that we found out Mandy's cousin, Mindy, has made clones of The Kamen Riders' enemies to carry out her revenge, now she's pissed us off.
Clover: You got that right. I hope Lincoln smashes her face in when we do our next humiliation session.
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
Nico: Damn, Lincoln, you really are strong just like J.D.!
Me: We did an arm-wrestling match one time and we both broke the table with our strength.
Lincoln: Yeah, we should've used a steel table for that.
Luna: No way, dude, that would've also broken apart as well with just how strong you two are.
Michelle Hernandez: And Lincoln's gotten stronger many times over thanks to feeding on and absorbing the many musclebound thugs over the years, and now, he's been getting even more stronger thanks to him absorbing many powerful villains and assimilating their powers, abilities, and strength.
Laney: He's always been wanting to get stronger after everything he's been through thanks to Killjoy Huggins, Dark Chase Young, and the Dark Sides of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and Chandler, along with his many enemies, and I didn't blame him, what they've done to him in the past can never be forgiven.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Kai Yan, a major antagonist in Dragalia Lost, and he's coming to destroy us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Uh oh.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is one we're not going to like: the person we just saw is none other than Kai Yan, a major antagonist in Dragalia Lost, and he's coming to destroy us.
We gasped.
Nico: Oh boy.
Nicole: This guy is really dangerous, he's one of the Agito from Dragalia Lost. He's a Qilin with a Social Darwinist view who seeks to weed out the weak in order to facilitate the improvement and survival of the strong putting him in conflict with his arch-nemesis Luca, who oppositely aims to bring about a world where all can coexist in harmony.
Andrea Martin: And we're the same as well, we want everything and everyone to coexist in harmony and live in peace.
Lincoln: Yeah.
Nico: We're not letting that animal live any longer. Alright, gang, let's go, we may not have any main missions today, but we better head down and destroy Kai Yan for good.
Lincoln: This is one beast who doesn't deserve to live any longer.
Andrea Martin: After everything he's done, the only thing awaiting him is death.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to the park, so Andrea Martin and Lincoln can destroy Kai Yan
We arrived at the park to hunt down our target: Kai Yan, a major antagonist in Dragalia Lost
Nico: We made it. Now, where's Kai Yan?
Lincoln: He's here alright, I can smell his blood.
?: You will never leave here alive, you will all die here!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the barrier that protected all of us from a massive volley of light and lightning blasts that came flying out of nowhere, and when they hit the barrier, they were absorbed and flowed into us and we grew even stronger and the barrier remained strong.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the smell of blood from anywhere, you can come out now, Kai Yan, or we will force you out!
A massive muscular figure came out, it was Kai Yan, the major antagonist in Dragalia Lost.
Nico: So, that's Kai Yan, he sure looks like a dangerous individual.
Andrea Martin: Yep, but either way, he's going to die.
Suddenly, Andrea Martin's purple eyes turned neon purple and she was surrounded by a dark blue energy aura with stars, winds, birds, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive gold greatsword from her back, and as she approached Kai Yan, she left dark blue energy, stars, winds, birds, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Andrea Martin: You have absolutely no remorse for the lives that you've taken, all life is sacred and everyone deserves to live in peace, but you, you wouldn't understand anything about peace or harmony, all you care about is war and destruction, there is no way you're going to be allowed to run free any longer, this time, you will die here and now.
Suddenly, Andrea Martin was surrounded by a massive vortex of dark blue energy with stars and winds surrounding the vortex, there are birds, phoenixes, angels, and Monstrous Bird flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Kai Yan: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Andrea Martin emerged, but she was changed forever.
Andrea Martin grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large dark blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blood red highlights in the bangs of her long brown hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon purple eyes and a dark blue energy aura with stars, winds, birds, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and her immense protective blue aura suddenly changed into an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Monstrous Bird emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with dark blue iris, she has on bird earrings with dark blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Wind, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Monstrous Bird with dark blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Wind, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her dark blue eagle-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with dark blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and dark blue gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Andrea Martin has on a dark blue short-sleeved blouse, dark blue frilly short-sleeved shirt, white bridal gloves, dark blue skirt, dark blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, winds, birds, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Monstrous Bird surrounded by winds. Suddenly, Andrea Martin felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive blue wings with dark blue tips on the large blue feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and brown wolf tails with dark blue tips and dark blue markings, Andrea Martin has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large dark blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Andrea Martin's massive golden greatsword and all of the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of dark blue energy, stars, winds, birds, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Andrea Martin's Hurricane Windstorm Monstrous Bird Eagle Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Hurricane Windstorm Monstrous Bird Eagle Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded dark blue gems and Monstrous Bird etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade, large gold bird heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large dark blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold bird heads with dark blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the gold bird heads is a large gold bird dragon head with dark blue gems for eyes and large dark blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, Andrea Martin has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large dark blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Monstrous Bird's head with dark blue gems for eyes and large dark blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a dark blue kanji with dark blue wind gusts in between the kanji below Monstrous Bird that said, "Andrea Martin, Gene-Slammer of Monstrous Bird, Beautiful and Amazing Person and Rich Girl, Powerful Master of Wind and Swordsmanship, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Loving Daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Martin, Ex-Sister and Destroyer of Amanda Martin, Despiser of Team Rocket, Destroyer of Kai Yan, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Stars, Winds, Birds, Swords, Phoenixes, Angels, and Monstrous Bird"
アンドレア・マーティン、怪鳥の遺伝子スラマー、美しく驚くべき人物、金持ちの娘、風と剣術の強力な達人、真の不滅で宇宙の強力な戦士、愛情深い守護天使でありリンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、アンドレア・マーティン氏の愛する娘マーティン夫人、アマンダ・マーティンの元妹で破壊者、ロケット団の軽蔑者、カイ・ヤンの破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主。ビヨンド、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛の真の女神、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべきそして強力な生徒の驚くべき生徒強力な教師、そして星、風、鳥、剣、フェニックス、天使、そして怪鳥のマスター
Andrea Martin has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-MONSTROUS BIRD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HURRICANE WINDSTORM SWORD FURY MONSTROUS BIRD PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HURRICANE WINDSTORM SWORD FURY MONSTROUS BIRD PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HURRICANE WINDSTORM SWORD FURY MONSTROUS BIRD PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Andrea Martin's Super Angel-Monstrous Bird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Kai Yan saw it, he went mad and ran at Andrea to kill her, but Andrea Martin fired a massive barrage of dark blue energy, stars, winds, birds, phoenixes, and angels which hit Kai Yan and he was sent flying into a tree, he got back up, but now the Qilin was beyond enraged.
Selene Arcangela: Incredible, Andrea's transformed, and by the looks of it, Kai Yan is in huge trouble.
Lincoln: He more than deserves everything that he's done in trying to destroy everyone and prevent peace and harmony from being spread.
Andrea Martin: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Hurricane Windstorm Sword Fury Monstrous Bird Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Hurricane Windstorm Sword Fury Monstrous Bird Phoenix Angel Love) You got that right, let's take him down so you can absorb him, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Let's do it, Andrea.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing, and he joined Andrea Martin.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've got some nerve coming here to cause discord and chaos and all for your love of destruction, Kai Yan, but you realize whom you are facing off against, but that won't matter anyways because you are going to die.
Lincoln and Andrea Martin went after Kai Yan, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, dark blue energy, slime, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Kai Yan, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln and Andrea Martin attacked him with energy slashes from their massive greatsword leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and Andrea Martin also did the same by firing dark blue energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he and Andrea Martin attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was enough to drive Kai Yan mad with rage.
Kai Yan let out a bellowing roar and went after Lincoln and Andrea Martin in a fit of rage, but Lincoln and Andrea Martin fired wind at Kai Yan and they summoned birds to attack Kai Yan and he was really scratched. But, that alone caused Kai Yan to transform into his Agito Beast form: a hulking minotaur with four horns, black and white fists, and longer hair.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and he stabbed them into Kai Yan's chest, and then, Lincoln began absorbing Kai Yan into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of their powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of Kai Yan except for his clothing, and he banished Kai Yan to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly for what Andrea Martin and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Andrea Martin's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long brown wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, eleven large dark blue orbs orbiting around her legs, and massive blue angel wings are permanent.
Andrea Martin: Burn in Hell forever, you Darwinist minded beast. Thanks for helping me destroy Kai Yan for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Andrea.
Suddenly, Andrea Martin wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Andrea Martin's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, and Andrea Martin flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and wind behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Andrea Martin sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and winds and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Me: That was one awesome battle, you guys, and Lincoln, you did awesome in absorbing him.
Nico: But, that's only one of the four Agito from Dragalia Lost, there's five more to go.
Lincoln: I'll be ready for them.
Suddenly, the spots on the Universe 666 Miracle Box on Lincoln's back began glowing.
Lincoln: Uh oh, trouble.
Eini: Yep. Now, let's see who's causing trouble.
Me: Uh oh! INCOMING!
Then, we saw who it was causing trouble: it was clones of all The Greeed that we met during Will's Ambassador Missions with Eiji and his team.
Eiji: What the?! Are those clones of all the Greeed?!
Lincoln: Whoa!
Our jaws dropped to the floor!
CLANG!
Eli shut our mouths.
Nico: Holy shit! That's a ton of them!
Lincoln: You said a mouthful, and I'm gonna enjoy absorbing all of them!
Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy blasts at the clones of all The Greeed and knocked them down.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of all the Greeed that we'd met during Will's Ambassador Missions with Eiji and his team, and then, Lincoln began absorbing them all into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of their powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates. Suddenly, Lincoln had gotten OOO Medals with all the Greeed's symbols on them, and they were all put into his Universe 666 Miracle Box with the Rouse Cards, Rider Tickets, Wizard Rings, and Faiz Phones.
Eiji: Wow, now you have OOO Medals with all the Greeed's powers.
Lincoln: Yep, next time, I'm hoping we get to face the clones of the Gamma that Takeru and his team faced.
Nico: Now, that would be awesome, and we'd also have access to their powers as well. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: Here's one that's familiar to Roxy and the last Fairy Guardian and Avatar: Elena Earth, Fairy Guardian and Avatar of Earth.
Roxy: I knew you'd choose her, and this is something that all of you should also hear as well, Elena Earth is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Earth and she's an extremely powerful master of water and magic and she's far more powerful than both Lord Darkar and Valtor combined, and here's the shocker, she's my younger sister.
Me: WOW!
Nico: That's really awesome!
Roxy: It sure is, and she's a member of The Fairy Guardians of The Magic Dimension and she and the others defended the realms and planets of the Magic Dimension from the dark forces of The Ancestral Witches, The Trix, Valtor, Lord Darkar, and many others for years.
Selene Emperyous: Elena met Lincoln and she taught him everything that she knows when it comes to using earth and magic, and over time, Lincoln became a powerful master of earth and magic, and she hates Flip with a blazing passion, because one time, when Elena and Lincoln were swimming in Lake Superior, Flip was about to dump spoiled nacho cheese into the waters and force people to give up all their money to get it clean, and that got Elena so furious, she fired a massively powerful green magic blast that hit Flip square right in the face and sent that dumbass flying into a tree, and that made Flip extremely furious and he bellowed like a bull and ran at Elena to kill her. but Lincoln charged at Flip and he used his martial arts and he kicked that mutant's three-cheeked butt and took him down, and he and Elena literally kicked Flip in his butt and sent him flying back to prison, and when everyone found out from Lincoln and Elena of what Flip tried to do, they went to the prison and really tore him apart and Flip got another Life Sentence added to the multitude of Life Sentences he'd gotten, and the only thing he earned from Elena was nothing but hatred for she knew Flip would never change his ways and that he would still be the same jerk and greedy mutant cheapskate that he always has been, and she swore if Flip ever went after Lincoln again, Elena would make sure that Flip and his family would burn for all eternity in the flames of Hell.
We gasped.
Nico: Oh man, looks like we're not the only ones who hate Flip and his family so much, they want them all to die.
Luna: Yeah, and that act that mutant tried to do trumped all of the other horrible things he's done to us, our bro, and all of Michigan and the world in the past, but he's done tons of horrible things to him before that still hadn't come close to that!
Laney: We were almost that close to trying to kill Flip big time!
Lori: We hated him even more for that, and the only thing that he earned from Elena was nothing but hatred.
Leni: He totes really went too far that day, and Lincoln would never forgive him.
Me: Same here, because I was among those who beat Flip up when we went to the prison after Lincoln and Elena
Luna: None of his Guardian Angels would forgive him for any of his wrongdoings against him in the past, so he was treading dangerously on thin ice with them.
Lincoln: You said a mouthful.
Soon, we were getting ready for bed.
Girl Jordan: That's day 5 of our five day break, and tomorrow, we're back on with our missions.
Lily the Mermaid: Yep, and we got to get ready for tomorrow, whatever Linky has planned for his rescue, it's bound to be a good one.
As soon as Lincoln's harem stepped into the room, they saw Lincoln sitting on his super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for his expanding harem and he was only in a pair of large red underwear, and when they all saw Lincoln, his harem had massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lincoln: (Seductive Voice) Like what you see, ladies?
Girl Jordan: (In Heaven) Oh yeah.
Lincoln made clones of himself and they walked up to his harem and they wrapped their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists, which took them by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces as their chests pressed against the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones and their stomachs pressed against their eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to the faces of Lincoln and his clones, and they shared a deep passionate and romantic kiss as the girls placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
Lincoln: (Seductive Voice) Hope you're all ready for one wild night.
And with one of his eleven massive and long white tails, Lincoln closed the door closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.
OCTOBER 6TH
Walking on the awesome plains of the beautiful Ngorongoro Caldera, in Tanzania was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Electrocutioner, Evil Plug Man, Boxing World, Yost Zzzax, Universe 666 Eddie Quist and Goatan as well as Marcarita, Red Dragon Archfiend, Black Rose Dragon, Stardust Dragon and White Night Dragon and we were there for another awesome and fun rescue.
Me: Ngorongoro Caldera. Wow its been a while since we were here.
Lola: It sure is amazing.
Camie: I'll say!
Varie: Wow! This is awesome and beautiful.
Lola: I'll say.
Fluttershy: Oh look at all the beautiful elephants and animals here.
Qin: It sure is awesome.
Me: This was also an amazing volcano before. 3,000,000 years ago this was the tallest ever volcano on Earth before it collapsed in on itself and formed this awesome caldera.
Xenia: Wow.
Emerald Goldenbraid: It sure is awesome.
Nico: Emerald, I want to thank you, Electrocutioner and your teams for coming.
Emerald Goldenbraid: Anytime Nico. This is gonna be so fun.
Marcarita: It sure will be fun.
Nico: Marcarita, what do you like to do in your free time?
Marcarita: I haven't given it much thought. As the angel of one of the Gods of Destruction it's all about guidance and teaching them the ropes.
Me: That's understandable.
Qin: It's a big job too.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico: You'll have time to figure it out.
Qin: Yeah.
Marcarita: I sure will.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Boy WHAT A SHOCKER! J.D. I can't believe it was Kang that gave you your powers.
Me: Boy no kidding there!
Nico: I hope you're not shaken up by it.
Me: Nah. If I were then I would be crying my eyes out.
Nico: Good.
Me: Besides, I got all my questions answered.
Nico: Good.
Eddy: Can you believe Poromon and Leni fought over a parking space?
Nico: I know. Over something so petty.
Me: How pathetic.
Lola: Yeah.
Xenia: No kidding.
Me: That was crazy.
Nico: I can't believe that Manaphy and Ed cheered them on.
Eddy: Yeah Lumpy was stupider than usual in that one. But then again he was always a brainless idiot!
Nico: No kidding.
May: I gave Manaphy a good talking to and told her not to do that again.
Qin: Good.
Lola: It could've been a lot worse. Leni could've tried to run Poromon over.
Leni: I would not! Besides I would never do that to someone so cute.
Lola: I said it COULD'VE been that way. But thankfully it didn't happen.
Qin: That's a relief.
Camie: Yeah. But also we've had awesome weddings too.
Me: Luna and Sam, Tyranno and Maxxine and Qin and Chris.
Qin: You got that right!
Lola: Yeah!
Nico: But Rice and the mascots saw... things!
Nicole: No fucking shit! Who in their right mind would make a Strip Club Cookie Shop!?
Xenia: A Stupid idiotic fuckfactory!
Camie: Yeah no kidding!
Lola: Even Jiraiya was there!
Nicole: I really beat the living shit out of all those perverts.
Nico: You sure did!
Nico: I think Peter Griffin tried that before.
Lola: Yeah Brian said he did.
Xenia: Wow.
Nicole: Deja-vu.
Nico: Yep. And Pipp's Harvest and Hugs Day party was a disaster.
Pipp Petals: I know.
Me: It was because Sparky accidentally ignited all of the stuff.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah he had no mastery over his dragon fire.
Me: Oops. But I fixed everything.
Twilight Sparkle: And Pipp was suffering from a breakdown like I do. We called my breakdowns like that Twilighting and it's not pleasant.
Me: So I see.
Nico: We're here to help Eliza, right?
Me: Yes I just got this letter from her.
I pulled it out and Nico read it.
Nico: (Reading) "Guys I need your help. Me and my family are over in the Ngorongoro Crater and we got reports of poachers in the area that are trying to kill elephants for Ivory Trade. I've been getting a strange sensation too as well. I think it might be a transformation for me. But please come soon. Eliza Thornberry." Whoa this is serious.
Lola: Oh man!
Fluttershy: Kill poor elephants!?
Nico: Any bad guys we need to fight here?
Me: Poachers but that's about it.
Qin: Yep.
Camie: Yeah.
Me: Also elephant tusk ivory has been a massive and potent trade export on the Black Market for years.
Nico: Yikes. Yeah.
Xenia: It's not pretty.
Me: Poachers, if there's one thing we can't stand, it's poachers!
Nico: Yeah, they're nothing but trouble!
Fluttershy: Those meanies!
Eli: Uh oh, now they've done it!
Lincoln: Messing with animals is a big mistake, Fluttershy won't stand for that at all. Let's head down and help Eliza and her family take those poachers down.
Nico: Yep, those poachers have nowhere to run!
Lincoln: You got it.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.
The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.
Me: Uh oh, here we go!
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.
Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.
Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.
Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)
Lincoln: Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for the poachers) AHA! Got you! I just spotted the poachers, they're 20 yards away and Eliza and her family are already fighting them!
Qin: We better get to them quick, those poachers are bound to use their weapons on them!
Lincoln: That's something we need to avoid at all costs. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.
The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.
When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on getting to Eliza and her family and stopping the poachers.
Nico: We should call the others here.
Lincoln: On it.
They all came when Lincoln sent the call.
Lori: We're here guys.
Xenia: Awesome.
Laney: It'll be awesome to see Eliza and family again.
Camie: Awesome
Emma then heard a Pokemon cry.
Emma: Hey look.
We saw a Copperajah!
Me: Hey a Copperajah. Oh and the poor thing hurt its leg.
We went over and healed it up.
Emma: Oh you poor thing. Are you okay?
Copperajah: (Hindu Accent) I'll be all right.
Emma: Let me help you.
Copperajah: Thank you.
Emma healed Copperajah.
Copperajah: Thank you.
BANG!
We heard a gunshot!
We saw Eliza, Donnie, Darwin and Debbie battling the Poachers and they had a huge herd of Elephants to confront them.
Nico: WHOA!
Horsea: Lets get them!
Optimus Primal: Lets do it guys! Optimus Primal, MAXIMIZE!
He transformed!
Airazor: Airazor, MAXIMIZE!
She transformed!
Cheetor: Cheetor, MAZIMIZE!
Rhinox: Rhinox, MAXIMIZE!
Rattrap: Rattrap, MAXIMIZE!
Dinobot: Dinobot, MAXIMIZE!
They all transformed!
We went at them.
Lincoln: There they are.
Lincoln let out a lion roar, and that formed a wall of fire and lions made of pure fire jumped out and they attacked and mauled the poachers. Then, the lions of pure fire faded and we landed.
Eliza Thornberry: Nice entrance, guys.
Nico: Thank Lincoln for that one, he's wanted to try that out in case we got a poacher extermination rescue.
Lincoln: And it also gave me a chance to use the animal calls for our entrance.
Fluttershy: It was really amazing.
The poachers saw us, and they were so mad, they got out their guns and were about to fire, but bad luck: Sebastian's eyes suddenly turned blood red and the guns turned against their owners and shot them in their feet!
BANG BANG!
Blasts of energy hit the vehicle of the Poachers and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
It exploded!
Blasting the Poachers onto the ground.
Nico: Hey guys!
Eliza Thornberry: You guys made it!
Me: Like we would ever miss this.
We set our sights on the poachers.
Me: You poachers are under arrest!
Poacher: DAMN IT! IF YOU STUPID HEROES HADN'T SHOWN UP, WE WOULD FINALLY BE RICH!
Lincoln: Killing elephants for their ivory tusks is considered a crime, and you're lucky we're not going to kill you. But, you'll wish we did when we hand you over to the cops, I'm sure you'll be suffering a fate far worse than getting killed by us.
Me: And we got a nice brand-new prison for poachers like you.
Nico: And we've already started sending more of your fellow poachers straight to that prison already, now it's your turn.
Poacher: WE'LL KILL YOU ALL!
Eliza Thornberry: That won't be happening.
Copperajah charged at them and rammed them down.
Me: I know the awesome force for this one.
I summoned the Elephant Zord.
ELEPHANT TRUMPET!
Elephant Zord rammed them down.
Nico: YEAH!
Iron Man: HENSHIN!
Forging an invincible suit of iron in the great time of need for the world to be protected from the forces of evil, the mighty and skilled inventor donned the suit and sword of the almighty infinity iron.
Ant Man: HENSHIN!
From shrinking down to Insect and subatomic size to as tall as a mountain, the hero of size donned the awesome suit of the size of nature and molecular power and the sword of size.
Thor: HENSHIN!
From the mighty world of Asgard arose Thor the Mighty God of Thunder and he will smite evil with his mighty warhammer Mjölnir and use it to bring the thunderbolt of justice along with the sword of thunder
Spiderman: HENSHIN!
Bitten by a Radioactive spider and given the powers of a spider, a newspaper journalist went from a reporter to the awesome Spider Hero and with the Sword of Spiders he will defend the city
Hulk: HENSHIN!
Exposed to Gamma Radiation and whenever the scientist gets angry he turns into a raging green strength machine of muscle! He will smash his opponents with the force of a Nuclear Explosion and the Sword of Radioactive Anger
Hawkeye: HENSHIN!
A masterful marksman and a great hero, he always hits his targets with great accuracy and skill and never misses and now with the Sword of Robin Hood will make his enemies feel the power of justice
Black Widow: HENSHIN!
A deadly assassin from Russia and a powerful force of stealth and skill, the Black Widow will bite its prey and bring them down with the force of the Sword of the Black Widow and the Eight Legs of doom
Rocket Raccoon: HENSHIN!
From Earth, an ordinary raccoon went from being that to being one of the mighty guardians of the universe and wielding the Sword of the Stars and his blasters he will blast and slash his enemies
J.D. Knudson: HENSHIN!
With the powerful force of the Phoenix from The Stars and the Wolf from the Darkness of the Night and the powers of the Universe at his command, A mighty warrior will come forth bring forth the justice of the Sword of the Eclipse Phoenix
War Machine: HENSHIN!
Donning a suit of armor that makes him like a living battleship, the power of Iron and missiles makes him a deadly force to be reckoned with as he also dons the Sword of The Iron Missile
Captain America: HENSHIN!
Supersoldier from World War II and a deadly force to defend America, the soldier will don the Shield of Valor and the Sword of Virtue of America!
Captain Marvel: HENSHIN!
From the voids of space comes a mighty hero that was once an Airplane pilot that would turn into an amazing interstellar hero and she wields the Sword of 1,000 Planets of Light
Squirrel Girl: HENSHIN!
Squirrels and Humans unite as the master of the Squirrels has a new name and she will use the powers of nuts and energy and even the Sword of Acorns and Nuts to smite evil!
Mary Jane: HENSHIN!
With the powers of the Spider by her side and the power of the force of blood from Carnage, a hero has risen from the shadows and wields the powers of The Sword of Blood and Carnage!
We were in awesome rider forms for Saber!
Nico: WHOA!
Iron Man: SWORDSMAN OF IRON SCIENCE! KAMEN RIDER IRONBLADE!
Ant Man: SWORDSMAN OF SUBATOMIC INSECTS! KAMEN RIDER ANTSLASH!
Thor: SWORDSMAN OF ASGARD LIGHTNING! KAMEN RIDER THOR'S HAMMER!
Spiderman: SWORDSMAN OF THE SPIDERS! KAMEN RIDER SPIDER SLASH!
Hulk: SWORDSMAN OF THE GAMMA STRENGTH! KAMEN RIDER HULKSLASH!
Hawkeye: SWORDSMAN OF THE HEROIC FOREST OUTLAW! KAMEN RIDER ROBIN HOOD!
Black Widow: SWORDSMAN OF THE SPIDER OF RUSSIA! KAMEN RIDER RUSSIASWORD!
Rocket Raccoon: SWORDSMAN OF THE RACCOON BLAST! KAMEN RIDER BLASTSTORM!
J.D. Knudson: SWORDSMAN OF THE WOLF PHOENIX! KAMEN RIDER ECLIPSEBLADE!
War Machine: SWORDSMAN OF THE IRON MISSILE! KAMEN RIDER IRON BLAST!
Captain America: SWORDSMAN OF AMERICA! KAMEN RIDER AMERICA BLADE!
Captain Marvel: SWORDSMAN OF INTERSTELLAR POWER! KAMEN RIDER MARVEL BLADE!
Squirrel Girl: SWORDSMAN OF THE NUTS AND FOREST! KAMEN RIDER SQUIRREL BUSTER!
Mary Jane: SWORDSMAN OF BLOOD AND CHAOS! KAMEN RIDER CARNAGE STORM!
We were ready!
Lego Medusa and Lego Black Bolt appeared!
Me: Awesome timing guys!
Lego Medusa: This will be fun!
Lego Black Bolt nodded.
Xenia: Yeah!
We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Poachers all over.
The poachers charged at us as we backed away.
Lego Black Bolt: Back off.
We gasped!
Me: You are the strong silent type and only talk on certain times.
He nodded.
We went at the Poachers and I teleported and blasted the Poachers and smashed them down.
Lego Black Bolt blasted them with a powerful energy blast and smashed the Poachers down.
Lego Black Bolt: I said back off.
The result was destructive power coming at them from his voice
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
It blew them back from the intense power!
Xenia: WHOA!
Me: Powerful!
Deadpool: That's why Black Bolt doesn't like to talk!
Nico: That is understandable!
Qin and Eli and Eliza fired waves of energy and leaf blasts.
Xenia: Take that!
Camie: Yeah!
Moondancer: Lets shine bright Kylie!
Kylie: You got it!
They fired waves of Moonlight and magic and smashed the Poachers.
Horsea squirted ink.
It got in the poachers eyes.
Nico: Oh yeah!
Suddenly, Eliza Thornberry's eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a green energy aura with stars, leaves, plants, animals, phoenixes, and angels, and as she approached the poachers, she left green energy, stars, leaves, plants, animals, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Eliza Thornberry: There's absolutely no way that I'm ever forgiving you poachers, every day, many elephants have wound up getting killed by you, so that you can collect their tusks and make money from selling them. People like you need to be locked up in prison for the rest of your lives, and that's exactly what's going to happen to you.
Suddenly, Eliza Thornberry was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with stars, leaves, and plants surrounding the vortex, there are animals, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix with red eyes glaring at the poachers: the red eyes of death and judgement.
Me: Uh oh, now I know things are gonna get ugly.
Nico: Messing with Mother Nature is one thing those stupid poachers have done, and now, they're about to pay a very nasty price.
Lincoln: And that price is spending the rest of their lives in prison forever.
The poachers got mad and went charging right at us, but green energy blasts were fired out from the vortex that took on the form of animals who went charging at the poachers, and they got seriously mauled big time.
Eli: They just never give up, how stupid are those poachers?
Nico: You really don't want to know how stupid, Eli.
Then, as the vortex faded, Eliza Thornberry emerged, but she was changed forever.
Eliza Thornberry grew to 7'9" in height, she has gold bracers on her biceps and thighs and she now has eleven large green orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has green highlights in the bangs of her long orange hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a green energy aura with stars, leaves, plants, animals, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has the animals of the Animal Kingdom in a circle with a leaf in the center emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with green iris, she has on cheetah earrings with green crystals for eyes and holding the Nature and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with green gems in the gold leaf links and green crystal links and a green elephant-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a lion with green crystals for eyes and holding the Nature and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant and white and gold accented choker on her neck. Eliza didn't have her braces anymore either and had perfect shiny teeth and she didn't need her glasses that much. Eliza Thornberry has on has on a short-sleeved yellow shirt, yellow skirt with leaves and animals on them, green pants, brown boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, leaves, plants, animals, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back are the animals of the Animal Kingdom surrounded by leaves and plants. Suddenly, Eliza Thornberry felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive orange angel wings with green tips on the large orange feathers grew and sprouted out of her back, she has on her Ring of The Phoenix with green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and White Lantern ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Eliza Thornberry's massive greatsword and all of the greatswords and swords she has began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green energy, stars, leaves, plants, animals, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Eliza Thornberry's Animal Charmer Animal Kingdom Protector Jungle Fury Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Animal Charmer Animal Kingdom Protector Jungle Fury Phoenix Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded green gems and the animals of the Animal Kingdom etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large green cheetah heads with yellow gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large green gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four lion heads with green gems for the eyes and on the bottom is an elephant head with green gems for the eyes and a large green gem in its mouth for the pommel. Eliza Thornberry has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the large gold Bracer, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold cheetah head with yellow gems for eyes and a large green gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a green kanji with green leaves in between the kanji below the animals of the Animal Kingdom that said, "Eliza Thornberry, Charmer of Animals, Loving Daughter of Nigel and Marianne Thornberry, Loving Sister of Debbie, Donnie, and Darwin Thornberry, Dear Old Friend of Tommy Pickles and His Friends, Archenemy of Lady Viper, Defender of Animals, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Animals, Nature, Phoenixes, and Angels"
イライザ・ソーンベリー、動物使い、ナイジェルとマリアンヌ・ソーンベリーの愛する娘、デビー、ドニー、ダーウィン・ソーンベリーの愛する妹、トミー・ピクルスとその仲間たちの親愛なる旧友、レディ・バイパーの大敵、動物の擁護者、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使および灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、アルティメット究極の善の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者と殺害者、狂った、殺人者、無慈悲でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして動物、自然、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Eliza Thornberry has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ANIMAL CHARMER-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA ANIMAL CHARMER KINGDOM DEFENDER NATURE JUNGLE FURY PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ANIMAL CHARMER KINGDOM DEFENDER NATURE JUNGLE FURY PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ANIMAL CHARMER KINGDOM DEFENDER NATURE JUNGLE FURY PHOENIX ANGEL LIFE!
We were amazed by Eliza Thornberry's Super Angel-Animal Charmer-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when the poachers saw it, they went absolutely fucked-up ballistic and ran at her to kill her, but Lincoln put down the barrier and Eliza Thornberry fired a massive barrage of green energy, stars, leaves, plants, animals, phoenixes, and angels which hits the poachers and sent flying into another tree, they got back up, but now, they were really really REALLY PISSED OFF BEYOND IMAGINATION!
Eliza Thornberry: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Animal Charmer Animal Kingdom Defender Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Animal Charmer Animal Kingdom Defender Phoenix Angel Life) Alright, now let's take these criminals down and send them to the slammer
Suddenly, the poachers hit by a powerful blast of grey energy that aged them until they looked like old men.
Me: Clyde, was that...?
Clyde: Wasn't me.
Lincoln: Nor any of us, I know someone who has a knack for doing that to scum like those poachers.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long dark grey hair and flower clip in her hair, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful rainbow angel wings, she's dressed in a dark grey short-sleeved frilly shirt, necklace with pearls and grey gem for the pendant, dark grey skirt, white bridal gloves, dark grey knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix and angel with stars reflecting off them, and holstered on her back is a massive golden greatsword with Zodiac Signs etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, gold chain for the guard, and gold pointed tip for the pommel.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Evelyn Knudson.
Me: Oh, I knew it was her alright!
Sakura Knudson, Elaine Knudson, Marlene Knudson, Helena Knudson, Sophia Knudson, Morgana Knudson, Emily Knudson, Abigail Knudson, Avery Knudson, Grace Knudson, Maria Knudson, Selena Knudson, Caitlin Knudson, Lunaria Knudson, Sumner, and Patti: Evelyn?!
Evelyn Knudson: Yep, Evelyn Knudson, God Sibling of Time, reporting for duty.
Sakura Knudson: It's so awesome to see you again, sis. Now, where were we?
Me: Oh yeah, kicking your ass and sending you straight to Hell for what you've done.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well as the sword pendants on his white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You poachers have got some nerve showing up to cause trouble.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) But, that ends here, consider your ivory operation over and say hello to a lifetime behind bars.
Lincoln, Eliza Thornberry, and I went after the poachers, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, green energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at the poachers, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, we attacked them with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my gold-plated claws, and he, Eliza Thornberry, and I attacked her hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving the poachers even more insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
Poacher: YOU! YOU! (ENRANGED SCREAM)
The poachers charged right at us completely blind with homicidal rage and fury, but Nico, May, and Qin kicked them hard in the stomach and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness at them and they got hit hard and he slashed at them with his massive black greatsword. Then, Lincoln grabbed them by the waist with his eleven massive and long white wolf tails and he smashed them into the ground, and they were really getting messed up, and then, he threw them and sent them into a nearby tree.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now to teach you jerks a lesson.
Luna: Sweet Mother of Rock and Roll! Everyone, take cover!
We all screamed and ran for cover, as Lincoln roared and pounded his chest, and that summoned gorillas that trounced the poachers badly, then, he let out a lion roar and that summoned lions who mauled the poachers, then, he let out a call and that summoned skunks who sprayed them a lot, and he let out a loud elephant roar and that caused elephants to come charging at the poachers, and they got trampled and looked like pancakes.
Eli: Sheesh, I think you traumatized them, Lincoln.
Fluttershy: Goodness, those animal calls were really impressive.
Luna: That was due to his training in the jungle with his Guardian Angels, and because of it, he had gained the ability to summon animals, along with their strengths and abilities.
Nico: (WHISTLES)
Then, Lincoln hoisted them up, tied them up in rainbow energy straitjackets, and he swung his eleven massive and long white tails and sent them flying through a portal and straight to a new prison that we'd created: one meant for poachers. Everyone cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Eliza Thornberry's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, eleven large green orbs orbiting around her legs, and massive orange angel wings are permanent.
Eli: That's one group of poachers heading for a miserable life in prison.
Lincoln: They're never ever getting out with the security we put on the place. (To Evelyn Knudson) And it's so good to see you again, Evelyn.
Evelyn Knudson: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you, our sisters, Varie, and Mom and Dad again, J.D.
Me: You too, sis.
Lincoln went up to Evelyn Knudson and he hugged her, and Evelyn Knudson is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Evelyn Knudson: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D., your sisters, and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed, I do, Eli. Everyone, this is Evelyn Knudson, God Sibling of Time, she's my Guardian Angel from Colorado and she is an awesome and very powerful girl with immense and extremely powerful time powers and immense control over time, and she also has the power to rewind time and age villains. But, here's the one thing that's bound to blow your minds and leave you flabbergasted: she's also the younger sister of J.D., Sakura, Elaine, Helena, Sophia, Avery, Emily, Abigail, Grace, Selena, Maria, Caitlin, Morgana, Lunaria, and Marlene, and just like J.D., Sakura, Helena, Sophia, Emily, Abigail, Avery, Grace, Selena, Maria, Caitlin, Morgana, Lunaria, Marlene, and all of us, she was exposed to cosmic radiation and she gained omnipotent power as strong as ours and she also became an extremely powerful master of not just Time, but also Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Darkness, Light, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, and she also grew and sprouted massive rainbow angel wings and her eyes turned red and they also glow red: The Glare of Justice, and she became an extremely powerful force of justice and hope to all.
Nicole: WHOA!
Me: Yeah, she's that powerful like us and she defended Lincoln with an extremely fierce passion and she also trained him a lot and she also had added assistance from me as well, and she also knows how to give Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies an extremely powerful beatdown and they should know better than to underestimate her because she's also extremely strong, fast, and agile: a true warrior and tactician in the fields of battle. Lincoln made her a beautiful necklace and flower hair accessory, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when he comes of age, he will marry her, and she hates the jerks and all irredeemable villains, monsters, tyrants, bastards, bitches, and assholes with a blazing hot passion and she's also an expert when it comes to humiliating jerks and torturing criminals, and if you get her mad, WATCH OUT OR THEY WILL BE AGED UNTIL THEY TURN TO DUST!
We gasped.
Nico: Oh...shit!
Lincoln: Yeah, it would be a huge mistake if anyone dared to piss her off, and now that you're here, Evelyn.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Evelyn Knudson in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Evelyn Knudson: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Evelyn Knudson's neck with rainbow gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Evelyn Knudson: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Evelyn Knudson.
Evelyn Knudson had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them.
Nico: Nice job Eliza!
Eliza Thornberry: Thanks and it feels great to have those braces off too.
Nico: It sure does.
Nigel: Oh poppet you look more amazing than ever.
Marienne: You sure do Eliza. We're so proud of you.
Debbie: I'll say. Good job sis.
Eliza Thornberry: It was fun.
Me: These guys are looking at very hard time in prison.
Nico: You did good too, Copperajah.
Copperajah: Thanks. It was good and also I am a beer drinker. But I drink India beer.
Poromon: Nice! India beer is good.
Poliwag: Wow!
Eliza Thornberry: Nice. How have things been with you guys?
Me: Hectic.
Eliza Thornberry: I heard how you got your powers J.D. is all that true?
Me: 100% every word of it. Kang gave me my powers.
Nico: He sure did.
Eliza Thornberry: Wow I am amazed about that.
Nico: The whole world is.
Poromon got India Beer out.
Copperajah: Oh thanks.
Poromon popped it open and gave it to him and drank it.
Copperajah belched.
BARNEY GUMBLE BELCH!
Copperajah: Pardon me. I don't get drunk easily. I have a powerful immunity to beer.
Me: Cool.
Eliza Thornberry: That is amazing.
Me: I'll say. So what animals have you guys been seeing since we last saw each other?
Eliza Thornberry: Just last week we went to New Zealand and saw the Fairy Tern.
Me: Wow! That's a rare bird.
Nicole: It sure is.
Camie: What does it look like?
Me: Like a small version of the Arctic Tern.
I showed a picture one one and it was a black and white bird and it was pretty.
Nico: Nice.
Poliwag: And I didn't even need to do puppy eyes.
Copperajah: That trick doesn't work on me anyway.
Nico: Okay then.
Eliza Thornberry: But I'm glad you all came to help out. Those poachers are trouble.
Me: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: Now comes the fun part of this adventure too.
Maria: The Anothers.
Eli: Lets see who we got. (Concentrates) WHOA! We got Another V'Ger, James Woods, Eternal Dopant, Android 19, White Blood Cell Weirdo, Evil Plug Man and Electrocutioner.
WE GASPED!
Me: WHOA! James Woods is with you guys now?
Electrocutioner: Yep he sure is. I have a confession. James Woods is really awesome and I loved all the movies he was in and it was cool.
Qin: That's okay then.
Me: And wait the Eternal Dopant? That's cool!
Nico: Wow! Who do we call?
I pulled up a list.
Layla Chimera VS V'Ger
Sirena Serenade VS James Woods
Cindy Cosmos VS Eternal Dopant
Cubix VS Android 19
Yamiga the Cursed Sword VS White Blood Cell Weirdo
Me: Nice! And also I have someone for you to meet.
Out came Cindy Cosmos. She was a girl with Aqua Blue hair and purple eyes and had purple clothes and star wings and she had a tiara with the Cosmos Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt and a star sword.
Cindy Cosmos: Awesome to meet you. I'm Cindy Cosmos and I'm the Embodiment of the Cosmos Dopant. I just joined the team.
Nico: Awesome to meet you Cindy.
Eli: We also have Another Scorcher, Abomination, Toon Patrol, Wizard, Commander Ryuui and Propeller Woman.
Qin: Wow!
Nico: Ahh want to include more of them.
John Bolton: Jawsome!
Zayto: This will be fun.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: And Troy? You, Aerrow, Lucky, Kaito, Touma and Kazuma did good against both Kangs.
Troy: Thanks! That was a super mega win.
Nico: It sure was!
Lucky: We took back the Galaxy.
Kaito: That was awesome.
Touma: And so ended the story of Chronopolis.
Camie: But it's now a separate city outside Gotham Royal York.
Nico: All the Lego Marvel Worlds are separate again though.
Me: Yeah. But that was fun.
Lola: It sure was.
Nico: Yep. Lets talk more on that later.
Eli: They should be coming.
Eli: And I sense that the Anothers minus Electrocutioner are one person.
Me: Wow. They should be coming now.
Nico: They're already here!
WE SAW ANOTHER V'GER and we saw that it was carrying Another Scorcher, Abomination, Toon Patrol, Wizard, Commander Ryuui, Propeller Woman, V'Ger, James Woods, Eternal Dopant, Android 19, White Blood Cell Weirdo and Evil Plug Man!
Me: WHOA!
Qin: Wow!
Lola: Massively huge!
Another Wizard: (In a girls voice) I think this is cool though.
Me: That voice.
They merged and reverted back and it was a girl with red hair and had red eyes and had red and green clothes and she had red angel wings and had a Christmas Tree Sword and she had a tiara with the symbol of X-Mas on it and the same symbol on her skirt.
Me: Christmas X-Mas!? Whoa!
Nico: Wow! The embodiment of a Holidays themed Dopant?
Christmas X-Mas: That's right. I am the embodiment of the X-Mas Dopant and I have all the powers of Christmas.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Christmas is 2 months away.
Christmas X-Mas: I know and it's my favorite time of the year.
Me: Yeah mine too.
Lola: Yep.
Christmas X-Mas: For me it's Christmas every day.
Timmy Turner: Just as long as it's not for everyone else. That happened to me and everyone once and I put the entire planet into gridlock.
Nico: That was crazy.
Me: Yeah. By the way is the Another Electrocutioner friendly or hostile?
Christmas X-Mas: Friendly and she is really awesome and shocking.
Nico: Whoa.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated.
Me: Action time!
We blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books!
Qin: Yeah!
Nico: Take that!
Maria: (Turns Dial) CONTROL GAME 6!
She summoned Control Freak, Wolvertoon, 9-Tailed Kitsune, Negatron, Lepidopterra Queen and King Hippo!
Nico: Nice!
Xenia: Awesome.
Nico: HEY!
Nico pulled them up.
Nico: OKAY WHO'S THE WISEASS!?
Another Electrocutioner came out.
Me: Another Electrocutioner.
Qin: Whoa.
Nico: But he doesn't have super speed.
Another Electrocutioner: (In a girls voice) Not unless it's someone that does.
She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair, cerise eyes, blue clothes and blue angel wings and had a rainbow horse tail and had a tiara with the symbol of the Zap Apples on it and the same symbol on her skirt. And she had a lightning sword in her hand.
Me: Zarya Zapapple! Whoa!
Zarya Zapapple: Yep and I got you good Nico.
Nico: PULL MY PANTS DOWN WILL YA!?
Me: Nico calm down. She just likes a good prank. Also she is the embodiment of the Zapapple Dopant and she has amazing superhuman speed and also she has intensely strong rainbow lightning powers.
Nico: Whoa! That is cool.
Rainbow Dash: And you have the same awesome tail like me.
Zarya Zapapple: I got that when I took a bite out of a zapapple. It was awesome.
Kaito: (gets out Revice gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (Gets out Saber gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito and Zocks got a Revice and Saber Sword.
Zarya Zapapple: No he didn't. I used my speed to get out of there fast.
Nico: Wow! Fast.
Me: Yep.
Sougo: (gets out Revice Ridewatch) Applejack told us what happens when you bite a Zapapple.
Armor Time! Buddy Up! Vice!
Armor Time! Buddy Up! Revi!
Geiz: (gets out Blades Ridewatch) It's not fun.
Sougo got ReviceArmor while Geiz got BladesArmor.
Me: You get electrocuted because it's a magical defense mechanism.
Applejack: (LAUGHS) Yeah that only happens when they are not ripe.
Zarya Zapapple: I know.
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
Lincoln fired a wave of light and separated her.
Nico: Yeah!
Lola: This is gonna be awesome.
Nico: (Gets out Electrocutioner's ridewatch) Shocking, ain't it?
May: (Gets out Boxing World's Ridewatch) This will punch your lights out!
Maria: (Gets out Universe 666 Eddie Quist's ridewatch) I'll howl with the moon!
Marcarita: (Gets out Evil Plug Man's ridewatch) This will be shocking.
They activated the ridewatches of Electrocutioner, Evil Plug Man, Boxing World, Yost Zzzax, Universe 666 Eddie Quist and Goatan and fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Another all over.
Then Artie Ziff, Gourd, Sir Urchin & Snail Fail, Leafan, Robot Alligator and Dragar the Loathsome came.
Nico: Nice team Artie!
Artie Ziff: Thanks.
?: I'll say!
Torch Man came!
Me: Whoa! Torch Man!
Torch Man: (In a girls voice) I'm ready to burn!
Nico: Tamara Torch!? Whoa.
She reverted back and was a girl with red hair and had red eyes and fire angel wings and had orange and red clothes and had a torch symbol in the middle of her forehead and she had a fire sword.
Tamara Torch: Awesome to see you again Nico. I got this.
She fired a wave of fire and blasted the Another and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
Me: Oh yeah!
Maria: May, sooner or later, there's going to be someone who hits you by accident.
May: You're right on that.
But then...
BONK!
May got hit on the head by a coconut.
Patrick: DAHAHAHA! That got got hit on the head with a coconut!
Me: A monkey threw it. I saw it.
Nico: Ouch.
Qin: Yikes.
May: I'm okay!
Maria: I didn't mean a monkey!
The monkeys pouted.
Marcarita: Do you have a favorite memory of Nico?
Tamara Torch: When me and Nico found a bunch of criminals hiding in an abandoned warehouse and from over 5,000 yards away I blasted it and reduced it to rubble. It was full of nitroglycerin,
Me: WHOA! That is awesome.
Nico: Yep. It sure was.
Lola: Wow!
Nico and Tamara hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Tamara Torch: Same here.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, and Sailor Valmorg are heading down to Amityville, New York, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seven girls here, but we got bad news: clones of The Gamma were sighted, and it was due to Mindy's scheme of revenge, so Lincoln's going to take them down and absorb them.
But, once we're done with them, we're also going after an old enemy of Nico's named Nathaniel Blakewell, a heartless asshole bully who enjoyed torturing others around him and even physically assaulted them, and like what happened to Luan with Abigail Sanchez, this jerk's the one responsible for Connor's Dark Side being born and turning him into the evil pranking genius that Nico, Mindy, Alicia, and their parents had to deal with every April 1st.
Lincoln: Oh man, we're here in Amityville, New York, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seven girls here, but we got bad news: clones of The Gamma were sighted, and it was due to Mindy's scheme of revenge, so I'm going to take them down and absorb them.
Nico: Mindy, that bitch, she just doesn't know when to give up.
Lincoln: True, but her scheme of revenge is just going to help us even more when I absorb those clones and we assimilate all their powers, abilities, and strength. But, there's also another person that we're also going after: Nico, are you, Alicia, Mindy, and Connor familiar with someone by the name of Nathaniel Blakewell?
Nico and his siblings gasped.
Nico: Nathanial Blakewell?! That heartless fucker's here?!
Alicia: No way!
Connor Chan: No, no, that's impossible!
Me: Nico, you know who he is?!
Nico: I wish we hadn't, and you guys deserve to know the truth. Nathaniel Blakewell is a heartless asshole bully who enjoyed torturing others around him and even physically assaulted them.
Connor Chan: And it gets worse, like what happened to Luan with Abigail Sanchez, this jerk's the one responsible for Dark Connor being born and turning me into the evil pranking genius that Nico, Alicia, Mindy, Mom, and Dad to deal with every April 1st.
We gasped.
Nico: Connor, why didn't you tell us that? We would've helped you!
Connor Chan: How? Even if you, Mindy, or Alicia clobbered him, he was never going to stop, he was never...going to...!
Lincoln: (Sensed Connor's emotions already running rampant) Connor...?
Connor ran to Nico and hugged him tight as he began crying into his chest, and Nico hugged him and he was joined by Alicia, Mindy, and their parents.
Scarlett: Oh man, this is serious.
Lincoln: That brute, I can't believe he did this.
Nico was still hugging Connor, but Lincoln and I sensed it: he had rage in his heart, and so did Alicia, Mindy, their parents, and even Connor as well had rage in his heart.
Nico: (Getting Super Mad) He just crossed one fucking line too many, no one does this to my little brother and gets away with it!
Alicia: I'm gonna rip his arms off and shove 'em right up his ass for this!
Connor Chan: I'll do worse than that! (SUPER ENRAGED) I'M GONNA RIP HIS HEART OUT AND EAT IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS FUCKING FACE! THEN, I'M GONNA DEVOUR HIS ORGANS ONE BY ONE! HE TURNED ME INTO THAT HOMICIDAL PRANKING MONSTER JUST SO HE CAN SEE ME KILL YOU ALL! DEATH IS THE ONLY THING THAT HE FUCKING DESERVES!
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long pink hair and pink hairband, dark blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful green angel wings, she's dressed in a green sleeveless crop top, necklace with dark blue gem for the pendant, green skirt, white bridal gloves, green knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, nature, plants, animals, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the planet Earth, and holstered on her back is a massive gold greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, gold chain for the guard, and gold pointed tip for the pommel, and with her are the seven girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Elena Earth, Fairy Guardian and Avatar of Earth.
Elena Earth: That's right, and I got the girls away from those clones, but I've pissed them all off big time and they're coming after us.
Suddenly, we saw the clones of The Gamma and they were charging right at us. Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of The Gamma, and then, Lincoln began absorbing them all into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of their powers, abilities, and strength and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates. Suddenly, Lincoln gained Eyecons with the symbols of The Gammas on them and their powers, and they were put into his Universe 666 Miracle Box with the Rouse Cards, Faiz Phones, Wizard Rings, Gaia Memories, Advent Cards, OOO Medals, Fuestles, and Astroswitches.
Lincoln: That's done, now we can kill Nathaniel Blakewell.
Nico: He's gonna pay for what he did!
?: YOU MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY TAILED FREAK! I'LL KILL YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY!
We then saw our target: a huge hulking male with black hair, massive muscles, and dressed only in a pair of black pants and boots, it was Nathaniel Blakewell, Nico's old enemy.
Connor Chan: You bastard! You're gonna pay for what you did to me years ago!
Sylvester: And no one will ever say a kind word at your funeral.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: He doesn't deserve one, let's get him!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Scarlett's team, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Nathaniel Blakewell, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Nico and his siblings pulverized him bad, and Connor ripped out Nathaniel's heart in his fit of rage and ate it. Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and he stabbed the stingers into Nathaniel's heartless chest, and then, Lincoln began absorbing him into his body as he and all of us assimilated his immense brute strength and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of him and he sent him and the clones of the Gamma to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: That's for what you did to Connor, and next, I'm hoping to face clones of The Megid. (To Elena Earth) And it's so good to see you again, Elena Earth.
Elena Earth: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Lincoln went up to Elena Earth and he hugged her, and Elena Earth is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Elena Earth: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli, this is Elena Earth, Fairy Guardian and Avatar of Earth, she's my Guardian Angel from Earth and she's an extremely powerful master of water and magic and she's far more powerful than both Lord Darkar and Valtor combined, and here's the shocker, she's Roxy's younger sister, and she's a member of The Fairy Guardians of The Magic Dimension and she and the others defended the realms and planets of the Magic Dimension from the dark forces of The Ancestral Witches, The Trix, Valtor, Lord Darkar, and many others for years. She and I met and she taught me everything that she knows when it comes to using earth and magic, and over time, I became a powerful master of earth and magic.
Selene Emperyous: And she hates Flip with a blazing passion, because one time, when Elena and Lincoln were swimming in Lake Superior, Flip was about to dump spoiled nacho cheese into the waters and force people to give up all their money to get it clean, and that got Elena so furious, she fired a massively powerful green magic blast that hit Flip square right in the face and sent that dumbass flying into a tree, and that made Flip extremely furious and he bellowed like a bull and ran at Elena to kill her. but Lincoln charged at Flip and he used his martial arts and he kicked that mutant's three-cheeked butt and took him down, and he and Elena literally kicked Flip in his butt and sent him flying back to prison, and when everyone found out from Lincoln and Elena of what Flip tried to do, they went to the prison and really tore him apart and Flip got another Life Sentence added to the multitude of Life Sentences he'd gotten, and the only thing he earned from Elena was nothing but hatred for she knew Flip would never change his ways and that he would still be the same jerk and greedy mutant cheapskate that he always has been, and she swore if Flip ever went after Lincoln again, Elena would make sure that Flip and his family would burn for all eternity in the flames of Hell.
Eli: We were all shocked when Selene told us that yesterday.
Elena Earth: Flip was never going to change, he was just that selfish and disgusting!
Lincoln: Well, you won't have to worry about that, when December comes, he's finally getting The Black Gates along with Xehanort and Icky Vicky, and we'll be rid of that mutant for good, and now that you're here, Elena.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Elena Earth in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Elena Earth: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Elena Earth's neck with pink gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Elena Earth: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Elena Earth.
Elena Earth had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the seven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The seven girls are Beatrice Lambert, Kotou Ayane, Mizuchi Momoka, Mizuchi Mone, Otosumi Youko, Sakurako Rokuhira, and Yoshisuzu Reiko from Anata dake Konbanwa.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Beatrice Lambert, Kotou Ayane, Mizuchi Momoka, Mizuchi Mone, Otosumi Youko, Sakurako Rokuhira, and Yoshisuzu Reiko from Anata dake Konbanwa.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Beatrice Lambert: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Beatrice Lambert and the other six girls saw who it was that saved them from the clones of The Gamma and Nathaniel Blakewell, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Beatrice Lambert: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made six clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Beatrice Lambert: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Beatrice Lambert, Kotou Ayane, Mizuchi Momoka, Mizuchi Mone, Otosumi Youko, Sakurako Rokuhira, and Yoshisuzu Reiko with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and told everyone what had happened, and they were shocked to find out the villains we went after were clones of The Gamma that were also created by Mindy, along with an old enemy of Nico's named Nathaniel Blakewell and that he was the one who caused Dark Connor to be born in Connor.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in beating them all down and Lincoln absorbing them and all of us assimilating their powers, abilities, and strength and sending them all to The Black Gates and getting Fuestles with their powers, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and Elena Earth have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Then, we heard Mindy and Mandy roar with rage!
Maria: Serves you both right, bitches.
Lincoln: It just proves they're both horrible people, and they'll never ever change.
Nico: Yeah, they both deserve to be in Hell forever when they die of old age, and Connor's finally free of that asshole for good.
Me: You said a mouthful.
After Lincoln absorbed Nathaniel Blakewell and the clones of The Gamma, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Elena Earth saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her faces, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Elena Earth: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Elena, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Elena Earth: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Elena Earth: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Suddenly, the spots on the Universe 666 Miracle Box on Lincoln's back began glowing.
Lincoln: Uh oh, trouble.
Eini: Yep. Now, let's see who's causing trouble.
The spots formed a viewing window, and we saw who it was causing trouble: it was the clones of Storious, Legeiel, Zooous, Daichi Kamijo, Desast, New Sophia, Spider Megid, Golem Megid, Ari Megid, Kirigirisu Megid, Hanzaki Megid, Piranha Megid, Medusa Megid, Ahiru Megid, Goblin Megid, Yeti Megid, Ousama Megid, Charybdis Megid, Neko Megid, and Amanojaku Megid.
Touma: What the?! Clones of Storious and his army of Megid?!
Lincoln: No doubt that Mindy had a hand in this as well.
We flew out of the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy blasts at the clones of Storious, Legeiel, Zooous, Daichi Kamijo, Desast, New Sophia, Spider Megid, Golem Megid, Ari Megid, Kirigirisu Megid, Hanzaki Megid, Piranha Megid, Medusa Megid, Ahiru Megid, Goblin Megid, Yeti Megid, Ousama Megid, Charybdis Megid, Neko Megid, and Amanojaku Megid and knocked them down.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of Storious, Legeiel, Zooous, Daichi Kamijo, Desast, New Sophia, Spider Megid, Golem Megid, Ari Megid, Kirigirisu Megid, Hanzaki Megid, Piranha Megid, Medusa Megid, Ahiru Megid, Goblin Megid, Yeti Megid, Ousama Megid, Charybdis Megid, Neko Megid, and Amanojaku Megid, and then, Lincoln began absorbing them all into his body as he assimilated all of their powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates. Suddenly, Lincoln had gotten a massive collection of Wonder Ride Books, and they were all put into his Universe 666 Miracle Box with the Rouse Cards, Faiz Phones, Wizard Rings, Gaia Memories, Advent Cards, OOO Medals, Fuestles, Eyecons, and Astroswitches.
Touma: Awesome.
We returned back to The World Tree Estate and continued with our workouts.
Nico: That's it for the clones of Storious and the Megid and there's no telling what else that bitch has got up her sleeve.
Lincoln: But, now that we know she's created clones of The Kamen Riders' enemies, I'll do to them what I've done to the clones of the enemies of The Power Rangers: absorb them and assimilate their powers, abilities, and strength.
Me: And also, acquire the Legend Items with their powers, so far, you've acquired Rouse Cards, Faiz Phones, Gaia Memories, Wizard Rings, Rider Tickets, Astroswitches, Wonder Ride Books, OOO Medals, and Advent Cards, awesome.
Lincoln: The next group of clones that come after us will no doubt be the clones of The Lords.
Bridget Branley: Oh boy, I can tell you're gonna have quite the feeding frenzy on them.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Odessa "Dez" Stone A.K.A. Junker Queen, Simulator Carly Carmine, Simulator Misty Tredwell, Zuki Atamo A.K.A. Dr. Atamo, Miyu Patra A.K.A. Papyra, Trip the Sungazer, Molly, Lupe the Wolf, and Claire Wheeler are heading to Sirena Beach.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Odessa "Dez" Stone A.K.A. Junker Queen, Simulator Carly Carmine, Simulator Misty Tredwell, Zuki Atamo A.K.A. Dr. Atamo, Miyu Patra A.K.A. Papyra, Trip the Sungazer, Molly, Lupe the Wolf, and Claire Wheeler are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Odessa "Dez" Stone A.K.A. Junker Queen, Simulator Carly Carmine, Simulator Misty Tredwell, Zuki Atamo A.K.A. Dr. Atamo, Miyu Patra A.K.A. Papyra, Trip the Sungazer, Molly, Lupe the Wolf, and Claire Wheeler all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Lupe the Wolf: Wow, so this is Sirena Beach, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Lupe, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Odessa "Dez" Stone A.K.A. Junker Queen, Simulator Carly Carmine, Simulator Misty Tredwell, Zuki Atamo A.K.A. Dr. Atamo, Miyu Patra A.K.A. Papyra, Trip the Sungazer, Molly, Lupe the Wolf, and Claire Wheeler dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Odessa "Dez" Stone A.K.A. Junker Queen, Simulator Carly Carmine, Simulator Misty Tredwell, Zuki Atamo A.K.A. Dr. Atamo, Miyu Patra A.K.A. Papyra, Trip the Sungazer, Molly, Lupe the Wolf, and Claire Wheeler got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Odessa "Dez" Stone A.K.A. Junker Queen, Simulator Carly Carmine, Simulator Misty Tredwell, Zuki Atamo A.K.A. Dr. Atamo, Miyu Patra A.K.A. Papyra, Trip the Sungazer, Molly, Lupe the Wolf, and Claire Wheeler and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Odessa "Dez" Stone A.K.A. Junker Queen, Simulator Carly Carmine, Simulator Misty Tredwell, Zuki Atamo A.K.A. Dr. Atamo, Miyu Patra A.K.A. Papyra, Trip the Sungazer, Molly, Lupe the Wolf, and Claire Wheeler placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
And then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln also marked Odessa "Dez" Stone A.K.A. Junker Queen, Simulator Carly Carmine, Simulator Misty Tredwell, Zuki Atamo A.K.A. Dr. Atamo, Miyu Patra A.K.A. Papyra, Trip the Sungazer, Molly, Lupe the Wolf, and Claire Wheeler as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Sirena Beach, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, nine Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Odessa "Dez" Stone A.K.A. Junker Queen, Simulator Carly Carmine, Simulator Misty Tredwell, Zuki Atamo A.K.A. Dr. Atamo, Miyu Patra A.K.A. Papyra, Trip the Sungazer, Molly, Lupe the Wolf, and Claire Wheeler with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, and now, Odessa "Dez" Stone A.K.A. Junker Queen, Simulator Carly Carmine, Simulator Misty Tredwell, Zuki Atamo A.K.A. Dr. Atamo, Miyu Patra A.K.A. Papyra, Trip the Sungazer, Molly, Lupe the Wolf, and Claire Wheeler are in your harem, Linky.
Odessa "Dez" Stone A.K.A. Junker Queen, Simulator Carly Carmine, Simulator Misty Tredwell, Zuki Atamo A.K.A. Dr. Atamo, Miyu Patra A.K.A. Papyra, Trip the Sungazer, Molly, Lupe the Wolf, and Claire Wheeler showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Sonic: Wow, I knew Odessa "Dez" Stone A.K.A. Junker Queen, Simulator Carly Carmine, Simulator Misty Tredwell, Zuki Atamo A.K.A. Dr. Atamo, Miyu Patra A.K.A. Papyra, Trip the Sungazer, Molly, Lupe the Wolf, and Claire Wheeler had feelings for him ever since I introduced Trip and Lupe to them and he also brought Molly back from the dead, and I knew he'd mark them.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Odessa "Dez" Stone A.K.A. Junker Queen, Simulator Carly Carmine, Simulator Misty Tredwell, Zuki Atamo A.K.A. Dr. Atamo, Miyu Patra A.K.A. Papyra, Trip the Sungazer, Molly, Lupe the Wolf, and Claire Wheeler, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy 2 adventure.
Nico: Stone Cyclone Galaxy is next.
Nicole: Whoa that one is REALLY Tricky!
Nico: Yp.
Maxxine: Me and Rice will go next.
Eon Kid: I'll go too.
Sougo: Same with me.
Nico: Okay.
They went in and simulator activated and they were at STONE CYCLONE GALAXY!
Nico: WHOA!
Rice: Wow! This is tricky!
Nico: Any tips Nicole?
Nicole: (On the radio) Well just one. Don't get squished by the Thwomps and all that.
They saw rolling crushing blocks too.
Nico: Oh yeah.
Nicole: And you got to get to the star at the end.
Nico: Okay.
?: We'll help with that.
2 figures came. 1 was a girl with blue hair and blue eyes and she had blue angel wings and had blue clothes and a tiara with the symbol of the Lightsworn monsters on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt and she had a white blade lightsaber. And the 2nd girl was one with red hair, red eyes and had red angel wings and had red clothes and had a tiara with the symbol of Drill Man on it and she had a Mega Drill Magisword.
Lily Lightsworn: Lily Lightsworn, Embodiment of the Lightsworn Monsters.
Dana Drill: And Dana Drill Embodiment of Drill Man.
Maxxine: Dana!?
Rice: Wow!
Dana Drill: Maxxine and Rice!
She went over and hugged them.
Dana Drill: Its been a while.
Nico: At what point in time did you meet them?
Dana Drill: When I was having dinner with them at Nanette's restaurant.
Nico: Cool.
Lily Lightsworn: Hate to kill the mood but we got a level to complete.
Nico: Sorry. Lets go.
They were off and Goombas were coming at them.
Nico: (Gets out Electrocutioner and Dr. Viktor's Ridewatches) You're in for a shock!
He activated them and fired waves of lightning and blasted them!
Sougo: HENSHIN!
He turned into Kamen Rider Zi-O!
Marty turned into Eon Kid!
They fired waves of energy and blasted the Goombas.
Rice and Maxxine fired waves of energy and blasted the Goombas all over.
Lily Lightsworn and Dana Drill fired light and drill blasts and blasted the Goombas. Then they saw the star.
Nico: There it is!
They went and got it!
YOU GOT A STAR!
Nico: YEAH!
Dana Drill: That was fun!
They all high five.
Nico: Tell me more about how you met Rice and Maxxine. Was it before or after their first Gene Slammed transformations?
Dana Drill: Oh it was after and when I heard about what happened I was floored. But it was amazing that happened to them. They got these amazing powers from it.
Nico: It sure is.
Lily Lightsworn: I agree there.
Nico: How did you meet?
Dana Drill: I met Maxxine and Rice at the mall and they both are awesome.
Nico: Nice.
Rice: We became great friends and shopping buddies after that.
Nico: Cool cool.
Lily Lightsworn: That is awesome.
Nico: Would you 2 like to join the team?
Dana Drill: We would be honored.
They left the simulator and we cheered wildly for them.
The mascots were in the kitchen making an awesome looking cake.
Bonnie Terrez: That's a Nice cake.
Poromon: Thanks. It's our apology cake for Leni.
Manaphy: Yeah.
Bonnie Terrez: Aww that is thoughtful.
Poliwag: It sure is.
Brittney: (To Poromon) Don't you mean YOUR apology cake?
Poromon: That's right but we made it for us all.
Brittney: Oh.
They finished and brought it out for Leni.
Poromon: Leni, I really am sorry for that fuss over the parking space.
Leni: Oh it's totes okay Poromon. And that cake looks amazing.
Poromon: We made it for me to give you.
Leni: Oh it's totes great.
They got to having some and it was a really good strawberry mint cake.
Dead End: Does it taste bad?
Leni: No it's totes delicious!
Kronk: Boy you said it!
Poromon: Glad you guys like it.
Kup: You guys should be proud of yourselves.
Poromon: We did it out of love.
Xenia: Yeah.
Camie: It was awesome.
Lola: Yeah.
At night The mascots were walking outside. They were walking home after seeing an awesome movie.
Poromon: That movie was awesome!
Poliwag: Too bad those blockhead critics ruined another one! Nimrods!
Manaphy: Yeah like J.D. said they wouldn't know a good movie if it bit them in their asses!
Horsea: Yeah!
They were walking. But little did they know that they were being followed by a very unusual foe.
Horsea: What was the movie again?
Poromon: Cars: Night of the Horror Car. It was funny and a parody of the movie The Car.
Horsea: Cool!
Poromon: Yeah but it had a more hilarious take on the movie from 1977.
Horsea: Oh.
Poliwag: Is someone following us?
They heard a car coming.
But they looked and they saw that it was an all too familiar black car and it was a 1938 Hearse and it had BLOOD ON ITS FRONT GRATE AND IT HAD A MALICIOUS SMILE AND IT WAS LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY!
The MASCOTS SCREAMED AND RAN FAST IN FRIGHT!
THEY CAME BACK TO THE ESTATE!
We were watching TV and then the Mascots came in and they were shaking!
Me: (GASP) OH MAN! Guys what happened!?
May: You all look like you've seen a ghost!
Nico: What happened guys!? Did the movie scare you?
Maria: Yeah.
Horsea: It wasn't the movie. It was THE CAR IS BACK! THE CAR IS BACK! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Nico: What car?
Horsea: THE HAUNTED CAR! THE HAUNTED CAR!
Shaggy: THE HAUNTED CAR!? ZOINKS!
Me: The Haunted Car!?
I went and looked and sure enough the haunted 1938 Hearse is back and haunting the city! But this time it was covered in blood and had a malicious grin on it!
Me: They're right!
Cree Lincoln: Nico, is anyone going to shine today?
Nico: Kylie and Moondancer.
Moondancer: Oh yeah!
Kylie: Awesome!
Moondancer: Looks like this is a job for some Ghostbuster power!
Me: YEAH! Lincoln, Clyde, gear up for this too.
Lincoln: You got it!
They went and did so.
Clyde and Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and Syd donned their Ghostbusting tools too!
Nico: Cool uniforms guys.
Lincoln: Thanks. We're ghost hunters for the Academy of Really Good Ghost Hunters or A.R.G.G.H.!
(THUNDERCLAP)
Me: Lincoln got me into that when I first moved in and it's really fun.
Clyde: Oh yeah!
Me: Since we're dealing with a haunted car and ghosts we might as well make this fit.
Xenia: Nice.
Nico: That is awesome.
Horsea: (Crying) THE CAR WON'T STOP UNTIL WE'RE DEAD! THE CAR WON'T STOP UNTIL WE'RE DEAD! (CRYING HYSTERICALLY)
Maria: HORSEA Get ahold of yourself!
Manaphy: (Crying) THE CAR WON'T STOP UNTIL WE'RE DEAD!
Daggett: Get ahold of yourself you spootheads! (SLAPPING THE MASCOTS) SLAP! SLAPPITY SLAP! (Tickles them) TICKLE!
Manaphy: Okay okay okay sorry!
Horsea hugged Maria and Manaphy did the same for May.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than The Haunted Car, it's come back from the dead and it scared the Mascots even worse than ever. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Oh man!
Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than The Haunted Car, it's come back from the dead and it scared the Mascots even worse than ever.
Me: I think we already found out about that Lincoln because it's why the Mascots are scared shitless.
Nico: He sure is. Lincoln, where's The Haunted Car?
Lincoln: It's heading northeast, and heading right for us!
Nico: No doubt after the Mascots. Alright, team, let's head on out and trash that haunted scrap heap!
Me: No one scares our mascots and gets away with it!
Winter Icyin: (British Accent) Uh..., J.D.?
Lincoln: We know you scared them after they hypnotized me into drinking beer, Winter, but you had your reason for that.
Me: But this is totally different.
The previous group came.
Grizzly: Can me, Top, Gearhead, Dark Turtles, Abra Kadabra, Trapster, Ragdoll. Batroc the Leaper, Whiteout and Evil Green Ranger go with you guys?
Dark Mikey: (to the mascots) You guys okay?
Nico: In order, yes you guys can come with us and no the Mascots are NOT okay. They are scared out of their wits.
Me: Their old haunted nemesis, the Haunted Car is back with a vengeance.
Dark Raph: WHAT!? Oh man! We saw NUMEROUS bodies on the road that were all completely squished into roadkill.
We gasped!
Nico: Oh man!
Me: The Haunted Car did this. I don't think this is the work of Princess's great great grandfather. This must be the work of someone else.
Nico: But it might be the Haunted Car from Goosebumps.
Me: What?! But that can't be. We faced that one years ago. She should be in the darkness of Hell forever.
Qin: Or in the Afterlife altogether.
Xenia: Weird.
Nico: It might be possessed by a different spirit. A far more evil one.
Me: That is more logical.
Qin: Yeah.
Xenia: Either way we got ourselves an evil car to take down and banish to the Black Gayes.
Varie: And fast before it traumatizes the Mascots to death.
Magmon: Nico, which gene-slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Fuse Man next.
Me: Shocking.
Qin: Nice.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Mephala from the Elder Scrolls series, the Daedric Prince of Lies, secrets and manipulation, strongly associated with spiders, assassination and politics, and she's come to destroy us all. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh dear God!
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone none of us are ever going to like: the figure we saw is none other than Mephala, The Daedric Prince of Lies, secrets and manipulation, strongly associated with spiders, assassination and politics, and she's come to destroy us all.
We gasped.
Nicole: Oh man, I should've known we'd be facing one of the Daedric Princes sooner or later.
Yuri Kozukata: This'll be much different than facing the ghosts at Mt. Hikami, but let me and Lincoln be the ones to take down Mephala.
Nicole: Are you sure, Yuri? Like you said, this is much different than dealing with ghosts, and in your case, the ghosts of Mt. Hikami.
Yuri Kozukata: Yes, I'm sure.
Lincoln: Okay, Yuri.
Nico: We hope that she doesn't have the ability to summon ghosts, because if she does, then, you'll need to use The Camera Obscura. Alright, gang, let's go, we've got a Haunted Car to trash!
Lincoln: That haunted automobile's gonna pay for scaring the mascots like that, and once we get done with that haunted automobile, you're next, Mephala.
Yuri Kozukata: What you've done can never be forgiven, Mephala. I'll make sure that you never hurt another innocent soul with your lies again.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to destroy The Haunted Car, and once we do that, Yuri Kozukata and Lincoln are going to destroy Mephala, The Daedric Prince of Lies.
We went down to the surface to face the Haunted Car.
We got to the surface.
Top: Why couldn't it have been a BMW!?
Me: I don't think a ghost would want to ruin a very expensive car like that.
Nico: Yeah. So it went with a car from the dead.
Xenia: Like an old junkyard car.
Nico: Yep.
Varie: Yeah.
Nico: Finding it at night is not going to be easy. But with the lights in the city on it will be easy.
We walked around a saw TONS of cars all smashed into scrap metal.
Tyzonn: There's a lot of car accidents here.
Me: These are no accidents. This car is REALLY out to destroy many people's cars and their lives.
Camie: Yeah.
Gearhead: Think there's still enough of these cars for me to use?
Nico: Yeah there are.
We saw some cars intact.
Gearhead: Good.
Bad Juju: Are any people still alive?
Dark Raph: I'll help get them out if there are!
Nico: Lets keep an eye out.
We looked around.
We kept our eyes peeled for anything.
Camie: Hmm. Nothing yet.
Dark Leo: Wait. I see a few people injured.
Dark Don: Let's help them out!
We went and did so.
Varie: I'll have the medical units come.
Nico: Okay.
But then we saw a threatening message on a wooden fence written in blood.
Me: Look there.
Nico: (Reading) "I have returned for revenge on you J.D. Knudson and you will pay for ripping my throat open. Signed Seymour Whittle"
I GASPED WHEN I HEARD THAT NAME!
Me: Seymour Whittle!? Oh man! Not him!
Grounder: Never heard that name before.
CLANG!
Scratch hit him on the head.
Nico: Oh man! I've heard that name! He is said to be the most evil serial killer ever known that was wanted in 15 states for the murders of 231 people.
Me: Worse than that! He is also the very monster that murdered my friend Caitlyn Lawrence and I killed him by ripping his throat open back when we were in preschool!
EVERYONE GASPED!
Caitlyn Lawrence: I remember him! I was killed by him!
Abra Kadabra: Well, I didn't see this coming.
Me: He must be the one that is in the car!
Nico: I remember hearing how bad that devastated J.D. when Caitlyn was killed back then. That was terrible!
Me: It was. But now I see why. He came back from Hell to get revenge on me. In the form of a car.
Yamato Man: The Haunted Car to be precise.
Qin: Yeah.
Lola: So we have a deranged serial killer here!
Xenia: Yeah. In the form of a car.
Trapster: How do we stop him?
Brittney: I may have an idea. I'll exorcise the spirit out of the car and then it will bring him back and then we can hit him hard with everything we got.
Nico: I like it.
Xenia: Good idea.
Me: Yeah. Then I can deliver some pain on him.
Caitlyn Laurence: Count me in too. It's payback time for killing me!
Aria Blaze: First, what's the best way to stop a car?
Me: Hmm. (Gets an idea) I got an idea. We'll use a giant wall made of solid Neutronium.
Nico: Good idea.
Xenia: That will be cool to see.
Ragdoll: Can you translate for those of us who aren't smart like Lisa? No offense.
Lisa Loud: None taken.
Me: Sure. We lure the car and have it crash into the huge wall we make.
Nico: Then we get the spirit out and smash him into pulp.
Ragdoll: Oh I get it! And then we banish him to the Black Gates.
Me: Bingo.
CRASH!
We then heard a crash.
Cozy Glow: Looks like the car's caused another... accident.
Starlight Glimmer: Actually that was me. I slipped and crashed into a garbage can.
Me: Oops. False alarm.
Nico: But we'll set up our trap.
Eli: And we better make it fast. He's coming quick.
Batroc: Not if we make some roadblocks.
Qin: We will. Lets get to work.
Nico: Right.
I made my huge Neutronium wall and made it invisible so it wouldn't know where it is.
Xenia: There.
Camie: Our trap is set.
Babs seed: And now, we wait.
Me: Yep.
We waited.
Whiteout: I hear the sound of an engine.
Me: It's coming!
Nico: Hide! Wait for the signal.
We hid and then we saw THE CAR! It was coming fast!
But then...
CRASH!
The Car hit the wall!
Car: OUCH!
Ash: Entrance time!
We went at it.
Then the car groaned. The spirits of cars flew in and then they swirled around it and then converged and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above it and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out and landed.
Me: Seymour Wittle! You're going back to hell where you belong!
The Haunted Car drove at the mascots.
Horsea: (crying) THE CAR WON'T STOP UNTIL WE'RE DEAD!
Evil Green Ranger: Hang on!
He grabbed the mascots and jumped and then the car crashed into the wall again!
SMASH!
Car: OUCH!
The car was mad!
Haunted Car: You're roadkill! You hear me!?
Nico: Loud and clear!
I fired a blast of energy and it hit then exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
The car was really getting pissed!
Car: YOU KILLED ME J.D.! AND NOW I'M GOING TO RETURN THE FAVOR!
Caitlyn Lawrence: That was awful you killed me!
It saw Caitlyn and GASPED IN SHOCK!
Car: BUT YOU! I KILLED YOU!
Caitlyn Lawrence: Yes you did and now I'm back and I'm going to return the favor!
It drove at her!
She fired waves of energy and blasted the car in the front and blasted him and then the car went flying and then...
KRASMASH!
The car hit the wall and smashed into a million pieces! Seymour Wittle reappeared fully restored to life and he was REALLY PISSED!
Nico: No car to help you now!
POW!
Nico punched him in the face and I kicked him in the stomach numerous times and kicked him in the face and he hit the wall.
Nico: Stick around.
Nico used Eis Shenron's ice ray eye and froze his arms and legs to the wall.
May: Chill Out!
Caitlyn Lawrence then went up to him and cracked her knuckles
Caitlyn Lawrence: It's payback time!
Seymour Wittle: NOW WAIT LETS TALK ABOUT THIS!
KRABLAM!
She then started viciously and mercilessly bashed, smashed, pulverized and punched and kicked him all over with incredible force!
POW BLAM BIFF WHAM SMASH BIFF KROW BAM ZONK KATOW!
She punched him all over the place in the stomach and face and she REALLY THRASHED HIM HARD! He belched out a massive amount of blood and was in tremendous pain!
Nico: TAKE THAT!
She wasn't done yet!
SHE WAS REALLY MESSING HIM UP!
POW BLAM BIFF WHAM SMASH BIFF KROW BAM ZONK KATOW POW BLAM BIFF WHAM SMASH BIFF KROW BAM ZONK KATOW SMACK BLAM WHOMP ZOWIE KROW BLAM!
She wass mercilessly thrashing Seymour into oblivion!
CAITLYN THEN SCREAMED IN FURY AND REALLY PUNCHED HIM INTO PULP!
Caitlyn Lawrence: YOU MOTHERFUCKING SACK OF HOT AIR! I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR KILLING ME! TAKE THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT!
POW BLAM BIFF WHAM SMASH BIFF KROW BAM ZONK KATOW!
WE WERE SHOCKED AT SEEING SO MUCH RAGE AND FURY!
Maria: DAMN!
POW BLAM BIFF WHAM SMASH BIFF KROW BAM ZONK KATOW!
Nico: SHIT! SHE IS REALLY PISSED AT HIM!
POW BLAM BIFF WHAM SMASH BIFF KROW BAM ZONK KATOW WHOMP POW BLAM BIFF WHAM SMASH BIFF KROW BAM ZONK KATOW POW BLAM BIFF WHAM SMASH BIFF KROW BAM ZONK KATOW SMACK BLAM WHOMP ZOWIE KROW BLAM!
Camie: GOOD GRIEF!
Caitlyn Lawrence was REALLY TORTURING HIM! She was MERCILESSLY THRASHING HIM WITH THE FURY OF 10,000,000,000 TORTUROUS BEATINGS!
Anko: WOOHOO! YEAH RIP HIM APART!
Samara Slaughter: Disembowel him and eat his limbs!
Nico: Why don't you two join in?
Anko: With pleasure!
Samara Slaughter: Yeah!
THEY RUTHLESSLY AND MERCILESSLY EVISCERATED AND MUTILATED HIM ALL OVER!
BLOOD SPLATTERED ALL OVER US AND HIS ORGANS WERE STREWN ALL OVER AND SPLATTERED EVERYWHERE!
Chunk: OH JEEZ! I think I'm gonna hurl!
Slab: HOLD IT IN PAL!
MANY OF US HURLED!
Horsea was still scared.
Anko and Samara came back.
Anko: Caitlyn said she wants to really mess him up.
Caitlyn stood ready.
Caitlyn then ROARED IN INCREDIBLY EXPLOSIVE FURY AND THEN SHE FIRED A MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL AND SAVAGE VOLLEY OF ENERGY BLASTS AND REALLY BOMBARDED HIM ALL OVER WITH INCREDIBLY RELENTLESS AND UNBELIEVABLE FURY AS SHE WAS MAKING HIM FEEL THE LEVEL OF PAIN AND HELL SHE WENT THROUGH BECAUSE OF HIM! SHE WAS BLASTING HIM ALL OVER WITH ENERGY BLASTS IN THE TENS OF BILLIONS! NUMEROUS FIERY EXPLOSIONS BLASTED ALL OVER THE PLACE FROM IT!
Nico: WHOA! THAT'S MORE ENERGY BLASTS THAN VEGETA DOES!
Vegeta: UNBELIEVABLE!
Xenia: WHOA!
Qin: WHAT POWER!
When she was done and the smoke cleared, Seymour was really a butchered and mangled up mess! But he was on his last legs.
Horsea was still shivering in fear.
Me: WHOA! Caitlyn REALLY wants to make sure he suffers big time!
Xenia: HOLY CRAP! I don't blame her one bit!
Lola: YEAH!
Maria looked at Horsea.
Maria: Horsea?
Horsea: I'm scared, Maria!
Maria: But Horsea aren't you happy he's not the car anymore and that Caitlyn is really thrashing him?
Kylie charged at him and bashed him in his face!
Moondancer fired a wave of magic and blasted him all over!
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE!?
Homer then strangled Seymour all over!
Homer: I'LL TEACH YOU TO KILL CAITLYN! (GRUNTING)
Moe: MAKE HIM CRY HOMER!
Homer did more than just make him cry!
Homer bit his EYEBALLS OUT!
RIP RIP!
Seymour screamed in agony!
Moe: You know what? Let me in on that! (gets out shotgun)
GUN CLICK!
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
He blasted him 5 times!
Moe blasted Seymour's stomach 5 times!
Qin: TAKE THAT!
secs ago
Nico: Moe sure loves that shotgun, huh?
Me: Yep.
Then Blizzard, Etemon, MetalSeadramon, Harpymon, Bonz, Dayu, Puff, Evil-Lyn, Evilseed, Aqueduct and Lady Shiva came.
Nico: Blizzard, Etemon, MetalSeadramon, Harpymon, Bonz, Dayu, Puff, Evil-Lyn, Evilseed, Aqueduct and Lady Shiva.
Blizzard: Did you guys have a good break.
Nico: We sure did.
MetalSeadramon: That's good.
Harpymon: You guys needed it.
Bonz: (to Nico) We heard you helped Eliza.
Dayu: How was it?
Nico: It was awesome and fun.
Me: Yep.
?: That is cool!
A figure came and it was Mr. Mechanau from episode 31 of Time Force!
Mr. Mechanau like all other mutants was created in the result of a chemical accident. Before the events of the series he was captured by Time Force and frozen in the Cryo-Prison. In the 21st century he was taken by Frax. Frax betrayed Ransik and began his own quest of creating a robot empire. Frax released Mr. Mechanau. Mechanau was a powerful mutant. He had telekinetic powers and telepathy. He could control humans' mind. Mechanau disguised himself as a salesman in the gymnastic room. He sold the special juice that transformed the people into Frax's mindless slaves. However Wes and Jen discovered the mutant's plan and entered the mutant's gym undercover. Mechanau proves to be too powerful for the Rangers, so Circuit called the Strata Cycle. With the Strata Cycle, Wes defeats Mr. Mechanau. So Mr. Mechanau removed his DNA Patch and enlarged himself. In his giant size, Mechanau battles the Shadow Force Megazord Mode Blue and Q-Rex. Mr. Mechanau was too powerful for the Megazords, until Wes blasts him with Shadow Force Megazord Saber. Mr. Mechanau was finally defeated and frozen with a Time Target Attack.
Wes: Mr. Mechanau!
Mr. Mechanau: Been a long time rangers.
Me: I remember you! You were sent to turn people into slaves for Frax by giving them special Gymnast Juice.
Mr. Mechanau: That's right. Good memory.
Qin: That was a cool one.
Me: Yep.
Mr. Mechanau: You guys want some of said juice? You guys probably won't get affected anyway.
Me: No thanks. I'll pass.
Nico: Yeah.
Qin: Yeah we'll be okay.
Nico: Lets get it on!
Me: COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!
We got the battles underway,
Troy Burrows, Thrice Cream Man, Eda Clawthorne, Lilith Clawthorne, Sabrina, Ronnie Anne, Queen Angel of Roses, Akiza Izinski, Black Rose Dragon, Laney, Crysta, Kurama (Yu-Yu Hakusho), Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Cree Lincoln and Ravager VS Blizzard, Evil Ice Man, Evil Tundra Man, Subzero, Evil Blizzard Man, Evil Wave Man, Evil Dive Man, Neopolitan Man, Octobulb, Mele, Baromon, and Kid Rot - The last 5 days were full of action
Blizzard was first.
Blizzard (to Troy): The last 5 days were full of action. And 2 of you guys got married
Troy: 3 of us actually. Luna and Sam, Chris and Qin and Maxxine and Tyranno. That was awesome.
Thrice Cream Man: Thrice Cream Man loved those weddings.
Queen Angel of Roses: It sure was awesome.
Twilight Sparkle: (LAUGHS) Everyone had fun too.
Blizzard: What did everyone do?
Twilight Sparkle: Well we had the weddings. Besides that we had Poromon and Leni fight over a parking spot and Pipp's Harvest and Hugs Day was a total disaster because Sparky accidentally burned everything.
Blizzard: Oops.
Starshine Sparkle: And Maxxine gave birth to three triplet girls. Look.
He showed a picture of them.
Blizzard: Oh they are so adorable! What are their names?
Starshine Sparkle: Amber Triassic, Nadine Jurassic and Lily Cretaceous. We call them the Mesozoic Triplets.
Blizzard: Awesome title.
Spyro: We all thought so. And we helped Eliza Thornberry and her family battle poachers in the Ngorongoro Crater in Tanzania and she transformed and really let them have it.
Blizzard: Wow! You guys have had an eventful week. Lets do it!
Troy: LEGENDARY RIDER MODE! DEMON STAMP FORCE!
He turned into KAMEN RIDER REVICE! Troy used the Mighty Morphin Gear and they fired waves of Fire, magic and energy and smashed them down.
Jake Holling, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Flynn, Cali, Hugo, Mags, Kerchak and Dante VS Etemon - Maxxine, Luna and Qin all got married in one Week
Etemon was next.
Etemon: Boy Maxxine, Luna and Qin all got married in one week.
Jake: They sure did and it was so awesome too.
Trixie Lulamoon: I agree and it was just as fun as any magic show done by the Great and Powerful Trixie!
Triple Berry: We had 3 awesome weddings. We never had a Pride Wedding before.
Flynn: Yeah that was really awesome!
Cali: It sure was.
Hugo: We're so happy for them.
Etemon: Glad they all are happy. Uh huhuhuh. Lets do it!
Jake: LEGENDARY RIDER MODE! DEMON STAMP FORCE!
He turned into KAMEN RIDER EVIL! He used the Mighty Morphin Gear and they fired waves of magic and wind and smashed him down.
Noah Carver, Jericho, Rita Fox, Cheese, Iceman (Marvel), Herald, Tanzanite, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Lapis, Peridot, Bismuth, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Nauthilax and Magmon VS MetalSeadramon, Divermon, Scorpiomon, Puppetmon, Piedmon, Machinedramon, MegaSeadramon, Yost Electro, Bobo the Vulture, Ruby Thursday, SHS Pyro, and GLaDOS - Lincoln's rescues the last 5 days
MetalSeadramon was next.
MetalSeadramon (to Noah): Lincoln's rescues the last 5 days were awesome. He met the sisters of the Winx Club.
Noah: He sure did and wow! That is so awesome that they are his guardian angels too.
Jericho: (Writing) They come from the same planets and are thousands of times more powerful than Lord Darkar and Valtor combined.
Tanzanite: Boy they are really amazing.
Rarity: I agree there too darlings. It's really amazing.
Sweetie Belle: I'll say! It's so awesome.
Gill Grunt: You got that right.
MetalSeadramon: Boy that is awesome! Lets do it!
Noah: LEGENDARY RIDER MODE! DEMON STAMP FORCE!
He turned into Kamen Rider Vice and then he used the Mighty Morphin Gear and they fired waves of ice, water and jewels and smashed them down.
Orion, Rosty, Olga Astronomonov, Emeth, Daphne Blake, Thunder, Weather Painter Rainbow, Laney, Larry, Squidward, Larry 3000, Lincoln, Lily, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Merrick and Tyzonn VS Harpymon, Lynxmon, Allomon, Vilemon, Gorillamon, IceDevimon, Darkrizamon, Snow Ghost, Carmen Sandiego (Where In The World is Carmen Sandiego), Ojo Tango, Ghost of Chef Pierre Goulash, and Cobra - The next Galaxy
Harpymon was next.
Harpymon (to Orion): Stone Cyclone Galaxy was next. I hope it wasn't too tricky.
Orion: It was really tricky! They had to avoid getting squished in that one.
Rosty: Boy no kidding. That was intense. But it was fun.
Weather Painter Rainbow: It sure was awesome.
Rainbow Dash: Boy I'll say and it was cool.
Scootaloo: It sure was.
Whirlwind: I agree there.
Harpymon: Same here. Lets do it!
Orion: LEGENDARY RIDER MODE! DEMON STAMP FORCE!
He turned into KAMEN RIDER HOLY LIVE! He used the Mighty Morphin gear and they fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed them down.
Gia Moran, Jean Bison, Azuki Shinatsu, Inaho Kushiya, Yatsuno Himehani, Aki, Sprocket, Maiden of the Aqua, Maiden of the Moonlight, Sonic Maid, Cure Mermaid, Lunar Queen Elzaim, Hiita the Fire Charmer, Eria the Fire Charmer, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Bad Juju and Wolfgang VS Bonz, Bandit Keith, Paradox Brothers, Weevil, Rex Raptor, Dartz, Odion, Beany the Braindead Bison, Santa and Mrs. Claus the vampires, Nuns (Billy and Mandy), Jake Steele/Fred Flintstone, and Daisy the Plant Monster - The mascots made a cake
Bonz was next.
Bonz (to Gia): The mascots made a cake. What flavor was it?
Gia: Strawberry Mint and man was it tasty.
Jean Bison: It sure was awesome.
Maiden of The Aqua: It sure was delicious and awesome.
Fluttershy: Oh it sure was delicious and quite yummy too.
Tornado Bolt: We all thought they did a great job.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja ja it was awesome.
Stealth Elf: It sure was awesome.
Bonz: Awesome. Lets do it!
Gia: LEGENDARY RIDER MODE! DEMON STAMP FORCE!
She turned into KAMEN RIDER JEANNE! Then she used the Mighty Morphin Gear and they fired waves of lightning, leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.
Emma Goodall, Mokuro, Nerri the Willow Maiden, Neytiri, Sakuya Tachibana, Rin (Catherine), Galus, Ginger, Babs, Bunty, Mac, Fowler, Rocky, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Scratch, Coconuts and Grounder VS Dayu, Deker, Splitface, Negatron, Arachnitor, Cruster, Nojoke, Dahlia Hawthorne, Good Cinder Fall, Good Burns, Good Lex Luthor, and Helga Von Guggen - The cake looked awesome
Dayu was next.
Dayu (to Emma): The cake looked awesome. It was Poromon's apology to Leni
Emma: It was and man that cake was delicious.
Mokuro: It sure was tasty. Strawberry Mint was great.
Galus: Boy I'll say.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah it was really amazing!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It sure was delicious.
Featherweight: I agree there too.
Sprocket: Yeah it was awesome.
Dayu: Glad you all thought so. Lets do it!
Emma: LEGENDARY RIDER MODE! DEMON STAMP FORCE!
She turned into KAMEN RIDER AGUILERA! She used the Mighty Morphin gear and they fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed them down.
Lynn Sr., Hina, Anita Jóhannsson, Nathalia Chelyabinsk, Kora Lexxington, Mikomata, T-Bone, Razor, Callie Briggs, Lieutenant Feral, Ann Gora, Yugito Nii, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Wind Man and Yamato Man VS Puff, Onyx, Talon, Kangor, Hotstreak, Ebon, Shiv, Stink Bug, Ms. Allure, Quartzion the Crystal Queen, Cheese Crocker, and Countess Dracula - The Mascots did good making that cake
Puff was next.
Puff (to Lynn Sr): The Mascots did good making that cake. You should be proud of them
Lynn Sr.: Oh I sure am and the cake they made was awesome! Just as good as one of my cakes.
Hina: It sure was delicious.
Mikoamata: I'll say! So tasty.
Sunset Shimmer: I agree there and man it was awesome.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Boy it sure was delicious.
Sunburn: I'll say!
Puff: Glad you all liked it. Lets do it!
Lynn Sr. used the Mighty Morphin Gear and they fired waves of fire and leaves and smashed them down.
Optimus Prime, Yugito Nii, Kimi Lao, Utakata, Killer B, Naruto, Yukomo, Naruto, Natsumi the 9-Tailed Kitsune, Ashley Lupus Foxina, Jeri Peking, Shizuka Hououna, Fox McCloud, Krystal, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Aria Blaze, and Juniper Montage VS Evil-Lyn, Trap Jaw, Whiplash, Beast Man, Two-Bad, Tri-Klops, Count Marzo, Mouth of Sauron, Baron Bedlam, RTN Kisame Hoshigaki, RTN Pain, and RTN Itachi - The Haunted Car is back
Evil-Lyn was next.
Evil Lyn (to Optimus): The Haunted Car is back. But it's still no match for your vehicle mode, right?
Optimus Prime: No it wasn't. But it was amazing seeing it this time.
Yugito Nii: Yeah no kidding! It's the same car but it's haunted by a different spirit.
Yukumo: Yeah no kidding.
Starlight Glimmer: The spirit of this car is scary.
Cozy: Yeah no kidding there.
Hex: Yeah.
Evil Lyn: Oh boy. Lets do it!
Optimus Prime used the Mighty Morphin gear and they fired waves of skulls, bones, blood, magic, stars, lightning and energy and smashed them down.
Raiden, Nudge, Cod Commando, Ayame Ichiraku, Water Princess, Jungle Princess, Tyrannopede, Nadine Tyrannus, Chomper, Littlefoot, Ducky, Cera, Petrie, Spike, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Cozy Glow and Ty Lee VS Aqueduct, Shakedown, Heatstroke, Windfall, New Wave, Electro, Shade, Pisces Zodiarts, Joe the Fish, Noodleman, Ice King, And Universe 666 Floronic Man - The Haunted Car is more ferocious than ever
Aqueduct was next.
Aqueduct (To Raiden): The Haunted Car is more ferocious than ever. Is it still the same kind of car?
Raiden: Yeah same kind of car but it's haunted by a different spirit. It's an evil spirit that J.D. remembers from years ago. It was the same monster that killed his friend Caitlyn Lawrence years ago!
Nudge: Yeah that monster that killed his friend is back and is now in the very form of the car that scared the mascots!
Tyrannopede: We were shocked ourselves!
Nadine Tyrannus: No kidding! Now we have unfinished business with him and we can send him to the Black Gates ourselves.
Applejack: That is for sure!
Apple Bloom: No way are we going to let that monster do what he wants anymore!
Flashwing: That is for sure there!
Aqueduct: Oh man! That is shocking! Lets do it!
Raiden used the Mighty Morphin gear and they fired waves of lightning, earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal, apples and energy and smashed them down.
Mallow, Panty & Stocking, Moss Man, Number 87: Queen of The Night, Chirubimé, Princess of Autumn Leaves, Mariña, Princess of Sunflowers, Kirato, Brittney Knudson, Blade, Natasha Hernandez, Lucy Loud, Haiku, Persephone, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Babs Seed and Trixie Lulamoon VS Evilseed, Count Marzo, Tri-Klops, Evil-Lyn, Beast Man, King Hiss, Stinkor, Evil Mushroom Man, Universe 666 Mean Applejack, Universe 666 Mean Rarity, Villain Lava Girl, and Hades (Clash of The Titans) - The Haunted Car is coming and it SCARED THE MASCOTS
Evilseed was next.
Evilseed (to Mallow): The Haunted Car is coming. And it SCARED THE MASCOTS!
Mallow: Big time! It was horrifying!
Panty: No fucking kidding there!
Stocking: Jeez! That fucking car is fucking horrible!
Kirato: It sure was.
Princess Luna: But we're going to stop that car forever.
Moondust: We sure are and it will be good.
Snowdrop: I agree too.
Gari: Yeah no kidding.
Blackout: That is for sure.
Evilseed: I agree too. Lets do it!
Mallow used the Mighty Morphin Gear and they fired waves of leaves and darkness and smashed them down.
Kim Possible, Noir Wendoma, Soji Tendo, Z'neth, Peak, Apex, Cure Mermaid, Aqua Spirit, Yormungarde, Kairyu-Shin, Roaring Ocean Snake, Spike Seadra, Orca Mega Fortress of Darkness, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Ashi, and Spoiled Rich VS Lady Shiva, Ubu, Yost Black Widow, Selene, Wraith, Noir Elektra, Batroc, Kuroto Dan, Teruteru Hanamura, Plasmus, Overload, and Cinderblock - The Haunted Car scared the mascots worse than ever!
Lady Shiva was next.
Shiva (to Kim): The Haunted Car scared the mascots worse than ever! I hope you guys make sure it regrets it!
Kim: Oh don't worry we sure will make sure that happens.
Noir: Yeah that is for sure and it will hurt.
Cure Mermaid: That you can count on.
Princess Celestia: And it's going to be sweet justice and more.
King Solar: Yeah that car is going to pay for it.
Solar Eclipsa: That is for sure there.
Amber Morning: I agree too.
Spotlight: You are not kidding there.
Lady Shiva: I agree. Lets do it!
Kim Possible used the Mighty Morphin Gear and they fired waves of light and energy and smashed them down.
Ziri (Hero Wars), Beast Wars Scorponok and Energon Scorponok VS Mr. Negative
Mr. Negative was next.
Ziri: I'm going to make you hate me.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Kin Tsuchi, Cole and Eli VS Bell Org
Bell Org was next.
Kin: Time for the bells to ring!
She fired a sonic blast and smashed him down.
Samui, Lola and Qin VS Contemptra
Contemptra was next.
Samui: This will be cool.
She fired a wave of energy and smashed her down.
Chase (Fighting Foodons), Lynn Sr., and Brie Loud VS Gaston Gourmand
Gaston Gourmand was next.
Chase: Lets eat!
They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Marcy Wu, Sasha and Anne VS Infinity (Sonic Forces)
Infinity was next.
Marcy Wu: Bring it on.
They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Kermit, Nico and May VS Abner and Ewolt (Ren & Stimpy)
Abner and Ewolt were next.
Kermit: This is gonna be fun.
He fired waves of energy and smashed them down.
Jason James, Missy Rodgers and Nico VS Terminator (Dark Fate)
Terminator was next.
Jason James: Bring it on.
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Thomas the Tank Engine, Lola and Lana VS Big Daddy Boo
Big Daddy Boo was next.
Thomas: Time to bring down the fun. (TOOT TOOT!)
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Juni, Qin and Lola VS Miranda Frost
Miranda Frost was next.
Juni: Time for some fun.
He fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Gentaro, Onewa and Nicole VS Maria Petrova A.K.A. Fault Zone
Fault Zone was next.
Gentaro: This will be epic.
He fired waves of stars and smashed her down.
Time Force Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Mr. Mechanau
Mr. Mechanau was next.
Mr. Mechanau: Boy these last 5 days were really eventful!
Nico: Boy no kidding! And I'm happy for Maxxine, Luna and Sam and Qin.
May: We all are.
Eli: You got that right.
Mr. Mechanau: Yeah that is for sure! Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a collection of 28th Century hi-tech futuristic backpacks: they're shaped like The Miracle Box, but the color scheme is silver with a phoenix and other mythical animals and elements etched on them with neon glowing lights in our favorite colors and equipped with recognition of their wearers, and these futuristic backpacks fit an infinite amount of items inside: weapons, items, potions, you name it, and there's a compartment for our Miraculous to also rest in, and they easily attach themselves onto your backs.
For Lincoln: The Universe 666 Miracle Box will merge with it, and it'll turn into a silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and compartments for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in and it easily attaches itself onto his back.
For J.D.: A silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, angel, and wolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and compartment for Kibal, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in and it easily attaches itself onto his back.
For Nico: A silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with dragon and angel surrounding a dark blue gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and compartment for his Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in and it easily attaches itself onto his back.
For Eli: A silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding a white gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and compartment for his Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in and it easily attaches itself onto his back.
For Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Laney, Lee, Lyra, Liberty, Lola, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Rita, and Lynn Sr: Silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracles Box backpack with phoenixes, mythical animals, and angel surrounding the colored gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of them and fits an infinite number of items and compartment for their Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in and it easily attaches themselves onto their backs.
For The Redemption Squad: Silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracles Box backpack with phoenixes, mythical animals, and angel surrounding the colored gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of them and fits an infinite number of items and compartment for their Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in and it easily attaches themselves onto their backs.
For The Power Rangers: Silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracles Box backpack with phoenixes, mythical animals, and angel surrounding the colored gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of them and fits an infinite number of items and compartment for their Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in and it easily attaches themselves onto their backs.
And for the many Branch Teams: Silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracles Box backpack with phoenixes, mythical animals, and angel surrounding the colored gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of them and fits an infinite number of items and compartment for their Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in and it easily attaches themselves onto their backs.
Nico: Cool backpacks!
Mr. Mechanau: Oh yeah! Those are all 28th Century Miracle Box Backpacks. They have all sorts of stuff.
He told hiim what they have and it was cool!
Nico: Wow! These are awesome and spiffy.
Nico put his on his back and Nico teleported back with the rest of them.
Time Force Rangers: TIME FOR TIME FORCE!
Eric: QUANTUM POWER!
Megaforce Rangers LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! TIME FORCE!
They turned into the Time Force Rangers too!
Wes: Lets do it! VORTEX BLASTERS!
They summoned the Vortex Blasters and formed the cannon.
Nico: Lock on and fire!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the rangers fired their blast and the blasts all hit him and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was shrunk down to the size of an action figure and Nico went over and picked him up and put him in a pod.
Nico: Mr. Mechanau you have failed this city.
Troy Burrows: Rangers, that's a super mega win
We regrouped.
Troy: Time to decide your ending!
Tsukasa: And it isn't looking good!
Kamen Ride: Saber!
Kamen Ride: Blades!
Kamen Ride: Espada!
Kamen Ride: Buster!
Kamen Ride: Kenzan!
Kamen Ride: Slash!
Kamen Ride: Saikou!
Kamen Ride: Sabela!
Kamen Ride: Durendal!
Kamen Ride: Falchion!
Kamen Ride: Caliber!
Tsukasa turned into Saber and Daiki summoned clones of the Saber Team.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LITERATURE FORCE!
They turned into the Saber Team!
Nico: YEAH!
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) JERK FORCE 6!
She summoned Comic Book Guy, Secret Snake Club, Sumo Kong, Prometheus, Nightmare Fluttershy and EP-327!
Qin: Oh yeah!
We went at Seymour Wittle and bashed, punched and smashed him all over some more.
Kup, Brittney, Bonnie Terrez and Dead End used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Kup and Dead End's weapons and Brittney and Bonnie's powers 100-fold.
Kup and Brittney: DARKNESS LASER BLAST!
Bonnie Terrez and Dead End: DRAGONAIR GOTHIC BLAST!
Iron Man of Stark and Grizzly: IRON BEAR BLAST!
Ant Man of Size and Top: ANTS OF SPINNING FURY!
Thor of Asgard and Gearhead: LIGHTNING GEAR BURST!
Hulk of Gamma Strength and Dark Turtles: GAMMA HULK BLAST!
Hawkeye of the Marksman and Abra Kadabra: ARROWS OF FURY!
Rocket Raccoon of the Guardians and Trapster: ROCKET ENERGY BLAST WAVE!
War Machine of the Arsenal and Ragdoll: WAR DOLL BARRAGE!
Captain America of the Super and Batroc the Leaper: AMERICA FRANCE BLAST!
Squirrel Girl of the Nuts and Whiteout: NUTS OF WHITE FURY!
Mary Jane of the Ultimate Spider and Evil Green Ranger: SPIDER OF BLOOD BLAST!
Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Icy Storm, Overcast, Thunder Eagle-Hammer, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Sky Blue, Echo Jazz-Wave, Terrorsaur the Pteranodon, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Echo Five, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lightning Bolt, Lemon Zest, Lemon Tart, Sour Sweet, Split Face, Sunny Flare, Fire Light, Sugarcoat, Smartsweet, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: LIGHTNING STRIKE OF LOYALTY!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Rainbow Dash, Nico, me, May, Eli, Maria and Lincoln: LIGHTNING RETRIBUTION BLAST!
Lincoln: CAR ELEMENT STYLE: BMW!
Entrapta: CAR LIGHTNING STYLE: FORD!
Perfuma: CAR NATURE STYLE: DODGE!
Frosta: CAR ICE STYLE: JEEP!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said cars.
Lincoln and his harem: CAR FINAL SMASH: EXPLOSIVE CAR BLAST!
They fired a massive explosive car at Seymour Wittle.
Lincoln: You are done scaring our friends, you haunted piece of dirt!
Lincoln fired a massive rainbow energy blast that hit The Haunted Car and destroyed what was left of it. Suddenly, we saw the evil spirit of Seymour Wittie come out of the remains of the car and went after us, but Yuri Kozukata got out The Camera Obscura, and when it came close, she hit the shutter button, and the blast hit the ghost and it screamed in pain, as it twisted and turned into a black flame and was sent to The Black Gates.
Nico: Whoa, so that was...?!
Nicole: The Camera Obscura, it has the power not only to photograph images of The Other Side and The Netherworld, but it also has the power to exorcise and capture ghosts.
Me: That thing really is a powerful weapon.
Lincoln: And deadly, I was told overexposure to The Camera Obscura has led those who don't have a Sixth Sense to commit suicide and wind up getting dragged to The Netherworld.
Nico: So, only someone with a Sixth Sense can use it and overexposure leads to those who don't have a Sixth Sense to commit suicide and get dragged to The Netherworld, that's really dark. But, either way, at least, we're rid of The Haunted Car for good.
Lincoln: You said it, now there's only one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Mephala, The Daedric Prince of Lies.
?: All in this world shall be consumed by paranoia and deceit!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the barrier that protected all of us from a massive volley of darkness blasts that came flying out of nowhere, and when they hit the barrier, they were absorbed and flowed into us and we grew even stronger and the barrier remained strong.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the smell of blood from anywhere, come out from the shadows, Mephala, or we will force you out.
A figure emerged from the darkness, and it was none other than Mephala, The Daedric Prince of Lies.
Mara: Mephala. I should've known that you'd show up here, Daedric Prince of Lies.
Mephala: You fools, none of you shall leave here alive. With all of you dead, all shall be consumed by lies and paranoia, and death and destruction will overtake this pathetic world.
Yuri Kozukata: That will never happen, as long as we're here.
Suddenly, Yuri Kozukata's brown eyes turn neon brown and she was surrounded by an orange and white energy aura with stars, light, ghosts, phoenixes, and angels, and as she approached Mephala, she left orange and white energy, stars, light, ghosts, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Yuri Kozukata: I will never forgive you for all of the pain and suffering you'd wrought by spreading lies and deceit among innocent people for your amusement, Mephala, for what you've done, you will pay the price for your crimes.
Suddenly, Yuri Kozukata was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange and white energy with stars and light surrounding the vortex, there are ghosts, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a brown phoenix with red eyes glaring at Mephala: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Yuri Kozukata emerged, but she was changed forever.
Yuri Kozukata grew to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large orange and white orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long auburn brown hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon brown eyes and an orange and white energy aura with stars, light, ghosts, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and her immense protective blue aura suddenly changed into an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a flower with a ghost emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with dark blue iris, she has on angel earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has an angel with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her orange angel-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with dark blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and dark blue gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Yuri Kozukata has on her signature white and orange shirt with sun-pattern recall the Dark Sun opening at the front to recall the Camera Obscura, shorts that go up to her thighs, black socks, black ankle-length boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, light, ghosts, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is The Dark Sun surrounded by ghosts. Suddenly, Yuri Kozukata felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive auburn brown angel wings with orange tips on the large auburn brown feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and she also now has eleven massive and long auburn brown wolf tails with orange tips and orange markings, Yuri Kozukata has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Yuri Kozukata's massive golden greatsword and all of the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange and white energy, stars, light, ghosts, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Yuri Kozukata's Solar Light Haunting Dark Sun Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Solar Light Haunting Dark Sun Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange and white gems and a spider lily etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade, large gold angel heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large orange gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold angel heads with orange gems for eyes and on the bottom of the gold angel heads is a large gold angel head with orange gems for eyes and large orange blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, Yuri Kozukata has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large orange gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold angel head with orange gems for eyes and large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji with orange suns in between the kanji below The Dark Sun that said, "Yuri Kozukata, Psychic and Shadow Reader, Only Survivor of A Tragic Incident, Wielder of The Camera Obscura, Assistant of Hisoka Kurosawa, Survivor of Mount Hikami, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Stars, Light, The Dark Sun, Ghosts, Phoenixes, and Angels"
こずかたゆり、超能力者で影のリーダー、悲劇的な事件の唯一の生存者、カメラ・オブスキュラの使い手、黒澤ヒソカの助手、氷上山の生存者、真の不滅で強力な宇宙の戦士、愛情深い守護天使、リンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、チームラウドフェニックスストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、マスター天界のゼルナガの怒り、黒門のマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大さ、優しさ、無私、勇気、そしてトラスト、破壊者であり悪のスレイヤーであり、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして星、光、暗い太陽、幽霊、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Yuri Kozukata has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-SHADOW PSYCHIC-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA SHADOW PSYCHIC GHOST EXORCIST DARK SUN ETERNAL SUNLIGHT PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL SHADOW PSYCHIC GHOST EXORCIST DARK SUN ETERNAL SUNLIGHT PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL SHADOW PSYCHIC GHOST EXORCIST DARK SUN ETERNAL SUNLIGHT PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Yuri Kozukata's Super Angel-Shadow Psychic-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Mephala saw it, he went mad and ran at Yuri to kill her, but Yuri Kozukata fired a massive barrage of orange and white energy, stars, light, ghosts, phoenixes, and angels which hit Mephala and she was sent flying into a tree, she got back up, but The Daedric Prince of Lies was beyond enraged.
Selene Arcangela: Oh man, Yuri Kozukata's transformed!
Lincoln: Yuri went through a lot from losing her family in an accident to the nightmares at Mt. Hikami that led to her lifting the curse and allowing Ose Kurosawa to finally move on to the other side along with all those who died when they reached the mountain.
Yuri Kozukata: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Shadow Psychic Ghost Exorcist Dark Sun Eternal Sunlight Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Shadow Psychic Ghost Exorcist Dark Sun Eternal Sunlight Phoenix Angel Love) I'd been through a lot, and now, I've transformed.
Lincoln: You sure have, Yuri. Now, let's get rid of Mephala.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing, and he joined Yuri Kozukata.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've got some nerve coming here to cause discord and chaos with your lies, Mephala, but you made a mistake crossing us, and that's about to cost you your life.
Yuri Kozukata and Lincoln went after Mephala, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange and white energy, slime, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Mephala, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, Lincoln and Yuri Kozukata attacked her with energy slashes from their massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and Yuri Kozukata also did the same by firing orange and white energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he and Yuri Kozukata attacked her hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was enough to drive Mephala mad with rage.
Mephala: YOU! YOU! (ENRAGED SCREAM)
Mephala went after Lincoln and Yuri Kozukata in a fit of rage, but Lincoln and Yuri Kozukata fired light blasts at Mephala and they summoned ghosts to attack Mephala and she was really scarred by their furious attack.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and he stabbed them into Mephala's chest, and then, Lincoln began absorbing Mephala into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of her powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of Mephala except for her clothing, and he banished Mephala to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly for what Yuri Kozukata and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Yuri Kozukata's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long auburn brown wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, eleven large orange and white orbs orbiting around her legs, and massive auburn brown angel wings are permanent.
Yuri Kozukata: Your lies end here, Mephala. Thanks for helping me destroy Kai Yan for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Yuri.
Suddenly, Yuri Kozukata wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Yuri Kozukata's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, and Ghost flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and The Dark Sun behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Yuri Kozukata sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Me: That was one awesome battle, you guys, and Yuri, you did amazing!
Nico: No fooling, you and Lincoln defeated Mephala and Lincoln ended it by absorbing her.
Lincoln: Yep, but you know what this means: now we're at war with The Daedric Princes, but we're more than ready for them.
Suddenly, the spots on the Universe 666 Miracle Box on Lincoln's back began glowing.
Lincoln: Uh oh, trouble.
Eini: Yep. Now, let's see who's causing trouble.
Me: Uh oh! INCOMING!
Then, we saw who it was causing trouble: it was clones of The OverLord, El of the Water, El of the Wind, El of the Ground, Jaguar Lords, Tortoise Lords, Snake Lords, Crow Lords, Zebra Lords, Jackal Lords, Bee Lords, Stingray Lords, Fish Lords, Lizard Lords, and Ant Lords.
Shoichi: What the? Clones of The OverLord, El of the Water, El of the Wind, El of the Ground, Jaguar Lords, Tortoise Lords, Snake Lords, Crow Lords, Zebra Lords, Jackal Lords, Bee Lords, Stingray Lords, Fish Lords, Lizard Lords, and Ant Lords?!
Lincoln: Whoa!
Our jaws dropped to the floor!
CLANG!
Eli shut our mouths.
Nico: WHOA! This is really quite an army!
Lincoln: You said a mouthful, and I'm gonna enjoy absorbing all of them!
Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy blasts at the clones of The OverLord, El of the Water, El of the Wind, El of the Ground, Jaguar Lords, Tortoise Lords, Snake Lords, Crow Lords, Zebra Lords, Jackal Lords, Bee Lords, Stingray Lords, Fish Lords, Lizard Lords, and Ant Lords and knocked them down.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of The OverLord, El of the Water, El of the Wind, El of the Ground, Jaguar Lords, Tortoise Lords, Snake Lords, Crow Lords, Zebra Lords, Jackal Lords, Bee Lords, Stingray Lords, Fish Lords, Lizard Lords, and Ant Lords, and then, Lincoln began absorbing them all into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of their powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates. Suddenly, Lincoln had gotten Agito Weapons with all the Lords' symbols on them, and they were all put into his Universe 666 Miracle Box with the Rouse Cards, Faiz Phones, Gaia Memories, Wizard Rings, Rider Tickets, Astroswitches, Wonder Ride Books, OOO Medals, and Advent Cards.
Shoichi: Wow, now you have Agito Weapons with all the Lords' powers.
Lincoln: Yep, next time, I'm hoping we get to face the clones of the Deadman.
Nico: Now, that would be awesome, and we'd also have access to their powers as well. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got just the person: Merrli Harper, Gene-Slammer of Tearlaments Merrli.
Shaylen Harper: (GASPS) One of my sisters, that's awesome, and you guys will love meeting her, Merrli Harper is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the second eldest of eight sisters, she has powerful mastery of darkness and water and she is known for her amazing swordsmanship skills, and like me, she has a magic sword that was made by Tearlaments Merrli that can cut through even the strongest of metals and her sword also has the power to make them go insane! She also took on all of the meanest bullies in the city after that were after Lincoln and she slashed them all over and filled up a maximum security insane asylum in one day. She even took down Lori at the worst of her fury and rage, and one slash from her sword made her worst fears come true: she was disowned by her family and dumped by Bobby.
We gasped.
Nico: Whoa.
Lincoln: Yeah, it may have made Lori's worst fears come true, but thankfully, it didn't drive her mad like those hit by Shaylen's sword.
Me: Still, that's really powerful.
Shaylen Harper: That's right.
Puff: That's it for that jerk.
Evil-Lyn: The Haunted Car is dead too.
Evilseed: It sure is.
Me: Good riddance.
Aqueduct: Now we just need to take the injured people to the hospital.
Lady Shiva: You okay now, Horsea?
Horsea: (Sniffles) I'll be okay.
Maria: Oh there there Horsea.
Me: Boy what a haunting adventure.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: But great job today everyone.
Rainbow Dash: (To the viewers) This was an awesome adventure though.
Me: Yep.
We went back home after tending to the injured and got them all healed and then we enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
It's good to be back.
Another chapter done. WHEW! Wow! This one has to be the
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Leon, Simone Honou, Elemental HERO Avian, Burstinatrix, Sparkman, Bubbleman, Clayman, Necroshade, Bladeedge, Wildheart. Clayman, Necroshade, Bladeedge and Wildheart as well as Artie Ziff, Gourd, Sir Urchin & Snail Fail, Leafan, Robot Alligator and Dragar the Loathsome and we're going to Bikini Bottom. we're going to battle Evil Squidward who has busted out of prison and has beaten up EVERYONE in Bikini Bottom minus Sandy to the point where they were totally dismembered alive. Like what happened to SpongeBob and Patrick in the episode Sportz. Also Varya Pohzar is going to transform against Evil Squidward. Also we're going to battle Another Evil Fire, Water, Life, Undead, Air, Magic, Tech, Earth Minions, Katty Katswell, Tri-Klops, Master Zik, Evil Butane Man, Jean Jacket and Barbed Wire Org. And you're going to be in for a surprise on this one. They are going to be the Embodiments of the Orca, Gale and Chocolate Dopants and also the Embodiment of Princess Luna and Princess Celestia. Also we're going to meet a Fuse Man gene-slammer named LeShawna Fuse and she is electrifying.
For tomorrow, the match-up is for Elise Dragonball, Gene-Slammer of Prima and Embodiment of Dragon Ball, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Hircine, The Daedric Prince of Hunting.
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading down to Maryland, but we got bad news: Clones of Giff, Giffdemos, Anomalocaris Deadman, Wolf Deadman, Queen Bee Deadman, Planarian Deadman, Sabertiger Deadman, Chameleon Deadman, Batta Deadman, Rex Deadman, Mammoth Deadman, Kamakiri Deadman, Megalodon Deadman, Kong Deadman, Lion Deadman, Spider Deadman, Daiouika Deadman, Kangaroo Deadman, Cheetah Deadman, Brachio Deadman, Kurage Deadman, Harimogura Deadman, Oumu Deadman, Planarian Deadman, Koala Deadman, Orangutan Deadman, Shark Deadman, Elephant Deadman, Anomalocaris Deadman, Rafflesia Deadman, Mandrill Deadman, Octopus Deadman, Turtle Deadman, and Ookami Deadman were sighted, and it was due to Mindy's scheme of revenge, so Lincoln's going to take them down and absorb them.
And we're going to meet Merrli Harper, Gene-Slammer of Tearlaments Merrli, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the second eldest of eight sisters, she has powerful mastery of darkness and water and she is known for her amazing swordsmanship skills, and like Shaylen Harper, she has a magic sword that was made by Tearlaments Merrli that can cut through even the strongest of metals and her sword also has the power to make them go insane! She also took on all of the meanest bullies in the city after that were after Lincoln and she slashed them all over and filled up a maximum security insane asylum in one day. She even took down Lori at the worst of her fury and rage, and one slash from her sword made her worst fears come true: she was disowned by her family and dumped by Bobby.
Next up is sort of a Part 2 for the SpongeBob episode of Fear of A Krabby Patty. We're going to battle those giant Krabby Patties that SpongeBob saw and they are coming to get Mr. Krabs and make him pay. But they are going into the M.O.E.
See you next time.
