Disclaimer: First Chapter
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"Taaaadaaaaaa! Hands! I promised hands, and we're doing hands... I learned I don't really know how to make ramen from scratch though, so... look at all of these weird Japanese juices I bought... I'm going to rank my Top 5 and my Bottom 5."

Naruto had bought a bunch of soda and a camera so that he could scream his hands, while his video capture still had his model doing something. Naruto showed his hands on stream, with gloves and long sleeves, but there was a TON of comments that came rolling in all at once. Naruto could only thank his quick reflexes that he could read them all in slow motion as they passed by.

"Wow, thanks... first up, we'll go with this Namco Potato Chips Cola."

10,000 Hokage Points from Foxy Mama: Please try the Bilk next, unless you are underage.

"Oh, bilk is... well... oh... this one is gross." Naruto drank the entire soda, and he found himself not being a fan of soda that tasted salty like potato chips. "Thanks for the warning Foxy Mama... I guess next up is this Pokka Sapporo Canned Curry... recommended to drink hot..." Naruto looked at the instructions for the drink.

Naruto raised his hand up and created a small ball of spinning magma with 4 wind blades above his hand. A technique no bigger than 2 centimeters in size. Naruto brought the sphere of flowing magma right up next to the can, and it started to quickly heat up. Naruto made the attack vanish into mid-air when his drink was nice and heated up, before he screwed the top right off.

The comments were rolling it faster than before.

"Okay, when I think of a curry drink, I don't expect it to ACTUALLY be curry in a can... this is liquid curry. It's actually pretty good. This is less like a soda, and more just a portable curry soup. I'm going to have to put this in the Top 5 for sure." Naruto laughed as he popped open the next drink.

-30 Minutes Later-

"Okay, Top 5 are the Curry, Ramen, Tofu, Gyoza cider, and weirdly enough this Peanut Butter and Jelly soda... all of those are in the top 5... and the Water Salad, Potato Chips, Insect Sour I refused to drink, Tombow beverage, and Unagi Nobori are at the bottom... seems we're getting closer and closer to the day that I have 50,000 viewers listening in at once!" Naruto noticed his view count was higher than it ever had been before. In the months that he had been doing this, he hadn't expected it to grow this much in such a short time.

He made a really decent living doing what he was doing.

800,000 Hokage Points from Female Domination Vampiress Supreme: Please, Sir Code: Orange, your talents are much too wasted being human. I ask you, as a member of the proud and illustrious vampire race, allow me to transform you into one of my brethren. Will you become my thrall, and live an undead life with me for all eternity?

"Wow... I don't understand a single thing you said. I'll actually have to say sorry. It isn't that I'm against changing species or anything, but that is a super big decision to make in the spur of the moment. Tell you what though, if we ever meet in real life, I would be happy to get to know you better. We can go from there." Naruto didn't see a reason to turn the girl down completely. He wasn't obsessed with staying a human, though he would prefer that he didn't change. He just knew that there was a lot more to such a decision than was being let on.

3,000 Hokage Points from Grim Loli: Will you ever release any merchandise I can buy? I'm your biggest fan ever, and it would be a total shame if I couldn't get my hands on all of your merch! Please tell me you plan on releasing a bunch of fan merch!

Naruto looked at the question for a moment after he said it out loud.

"... Actually, I do have a bit of merch on the way, I just didn't think anyone would want it. Here, wait up and let me get them out." Naruto stated as he got up and went over to the other side of the room.

It was some merch he had been making himself.

Naruto sat back down and pulled a Toad-Plushie he had made. It was orange with a bright blue vest on, and sitting on top of the toad's head was a miniature plush of his V-tuber model. Naruto showed the plushie off to the Hand-Cam.

"I made about 25 of them. I also made these... this is Gama-chan. It's a toad-themed coin purse. I'm making this stuff by hand, so it takes some time. I only made 5 of them... and then there is this I made." Naruto showed a headband with an Uzumaki spiral painted into it AND the Hidden Leaf insignia on it. "I made about 100 of these... I actually even made a cool delivery system to deliver all of the products without revealing my identity!" Naruto laughed with a wide grin.

Comments started to ROLL in.

Thousands of comments were rolling in by the second.

"Guys, calm down, it's just handmade stuff, it isn't THAT impressive. Once we reach 50,000 viewers live, I'll open up the website that lets you order this stuff... first come and first serve. Seems we got a new one here." Naruto noticed two paid chats appeared at the same time.

15,000 Hokage Points from Little Miss Kitty: What is your plan to deliver the products?
30,000 Hokage Points from The Perfect Lady Bird: How much money would it take for you to marry a devil?

"Well, since I'm using my cha... magical energy to hijack Devi-tube, everyone's computer or whatever screen is giving off a little bit of my energy right now. I'm able to sense things far and wide SUPER well... if I actually concentrate, I can get visions of all of you. So, once you place your order, I'll have one of my clones transform into my V-tuber model, and they will hand-deliver the merch to you guys." Naruto was really satisfied with his idea. He could sense EVERYTHING that was connected to his chakra, and all of his listeners were being connected to him by his chakra as they listened to his words.

It would be easy for him to set up a delivery system based on that.

"... as for the other situation. I don't care about a woman's money, so no amount of money would convince me to do anything. If I like you, and feel we do good together, I'll marry you regardless of your race." Naruto answered the second question as well. "Oh, I almost missed... okay... here is a question for you guys. Would you rather me play this game on the next stream, or this one. This is a horror game, and this one is a rage-quit game... I figured we could mix things up." Naruto started to count the various replies.

It would seem Rage-Quit was the way to go this time.

-2 Hours Later-

10,000 Hokage Points from Humble Ninja Angel: Sir, you have spoken of ninja training. Do you have any tips for me, oh Ninja-Sensei?

"Oh, now THAT is a good one. Well, Humble Ninja Angel, my biggest piece of advice to you is this... always and forever make your opponent underestimate you. Be the BIGGEST goofball in the room outside of battle. Don't be afraid to be overdramatic and have huge reactions to stuff. Also, ALWAYS and FOREVER go into a battle assuming that your opponent is able to kill you. Take every opponent seriously, and always make sure they don't take you seriously." Naruto was excited to give that advice. He was a natural goofball, and it had made a lot of people drop their guards around him. "... once, I farted in this dude's face and then kicked his ass."

5,000 Hokage Points from Monkey Cock: You seem like a pretty sagely guy, you ever practice Senjutsu?

"Nice name... and yeah. I've actually mastered Senjutsu a lot time ago. I spent around... I would say maybe a week from start to finish. My Senjutsu lessons helped really calm me down and control my body." Naruto didn't take long to master Senjutsu.

100,000 Hokage Points from Little Miss Kitty: How do you not lose yourself to the world's hatred?
50,000 Hokage Points from Miss Sexy Kitty: What is the perfect balance between you and nature!?

"Oh, two kitties... well... it honestly isn't hard. You see, to overcome hatred, you don't reject... you accept it as part of yourself, and purify it. Don't fight nature when you borrow nature's power, become one with nature... I would be pretty pissed if somebody stole my power from me." Naruto answered the first question. "... and for Sexy Kitty here... the best mix depends..." Naruto had to put some deep thought into it.

Comments didn't stop while he did.

"I would say... 1/3rd Nature energy, 1/3rd Spiritual energy, 1/3rd Physical energy... and 50% chakra another 50% nature energy... yeah... first you balance nature energy with your spiritual energy and physical energy in even amounts. THEN fuse it all together using your chakra... you have to get an even balance between ALL parts of your body... and then balance it with... Ice Cream... think of Senjutsu like Mint-Chocolate Vanilla swirl ice cream." Naruto in the end decided to simplify it all.

1,000,000 Hokage Points from Baka Ranger Red: Lets say that I have a transformation that I don't have full control over... what is your best advice for getting control over my power using that transformation?

"Oh... thanks for the one one big guy... simple. Watch this here..." Naruto showed his gloved hand on the stream, and he covered in in a golden glow, before he extended a chakra hand out and grabbed a glass bottle from the floor. He held it up in front of the Hand-Cam and showed it off. "Back when I unlocked one of my transformations, I had so little control over it that I would move so fast I got stuck in walls, and my body was so strong I could twitch the wrong way and destroy huge boulders... so I feel you."

Naruto started to use more chakra hands to stack the cans and bottles on each other.

"If you want to control huge power, just lower the output. Let the power become an extension of yourself. The best way to contain your own power, is to not release it all. If you struggle with that, a good training program I suggest is to cut up giant stone boulders into triangles, cubes, and other shapes... and use nothing but your power to stack them on each other gently." Naruto demostrated with the bottles and their impossible shapes. "Once you can finish stacking stuff up, you're pretty much got full control."

10,000,000 Hokage Points from Baka Ranger Red: THANK YOU! I have been trying to master my power for 200 years now, and have never gotten any closer. Nobody has ever been able to give me any good advice for it. I can't wait to start this training.

"No problem! I mean, it doesn't make sense to go wasting power willy nilly. Just use the amount of power it takes to beat up the opponent, and once you're given their butt a kicking, try and make peace with them. Glad to help." Naruto showed 2 thumbs up on the stream with the Hand-cam.

He had the Hand-cam, he was going to use it today.

1,000 Hokage Points from Durandal: Will you fight for God?

"Ah... that is a question that has... a really complicated answer. You see... I don't think I'm at liberty to reveal that information. It seems like it isn't something I should just casually talk about on stream... I'll say... I don't fight for any side, I fight for my loved ones." Naruto didn't want to just reveal the status of God to anyone, since he could tell that it was CLEARLY a secret. He didn't know why it was a secret.

He could sense what was going on in Heaven when he was in Six Paths Sage Mode, and he could see that there was no God there at the moment.

He wasn't trying to start any wars.

1,000 Hokage Points from Totally Not Irina Shidou: Will you fight against God?

"Not unless I'm given a super good reason to. I prefer to settle stuff without violence if I can... if I can't, then I kick butt. Okay, we have time for 1 last question... and..." Naruto looked at the last question before he turned off the ability to tip.

1,000 Hokage Points from Continent Silver: Can I call you my friend?

"Of course you can. If you consider me your friend, then I consider you my friend. I might not agree with you, but I will do my best to help you if I can. You can never have too many friends... and even if you only ever have 1 friend... it's quality over quantity. I hope you don't JUST call me your friend, I really hope you find a ton of people who will love and cherish you, and that you love back. Well guys, see you... in 2 days." Naruto stated as he shut down the stream.

Naruto considered this a really successful stream.

It was time for him to get to work making more merch.

Chapter End!
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