One sunny, beautiful springtime morning when the sun was shining and the birds were singing and the tulips were blooming, Samantha woke up and said "Darrin, darling! Why don't we take Tabatha to Kiddie Funland today so we can all have some good, clean, family-friendly fun?"
"That sounds wonderful!" Darrin agreed with a big sunny smile. "You always have the best ideas, honey! What would I do without you!"
"Great! First I'll make us all some yummy chocolate chip pancakes!"
After their breakfast of chocolate chip pancakes, the Stephens family skipped off to Kiddie Funland. They played with fuzzy baby animals in the petting zoo. They rode happy kiddie games that weren't scary. They ate ice cream with lots of rainbow sprinkles. And most of all, they had GOOD CLEAN FUN!
When their happy outting was over, Darrin said "Before we go home, let's go to the cupcake shop for a treat!"
"What a wonderful idea!" Samantha agreed. "Then we can all go home and watch Mister Rogers!"
They ate cupcakes with more rainbow sprinkles. They ate and ate and ate. They ate so many rainbow sprinkles that before long, Sam exclaimed, "Look! I can fart rainbows!"
"Hey! I can fart rainbows too!" Darrin said.
"GAAAAAAH!" one-and-a-half year old Tabatha screamed for joy and proceeded to fart her own rainbow.
"Hey, these rainbow farts make you FLYYYYYYY!" Samantha said and barrelled off into the sky on her own rainbow fart.
And off flew Darrin and Samantha and Tabatha into the sunset, leaving behimd three trails of rainbow farts. And they all lived happily ever after.
The End