One Halloween morning, Samantha woke up with a huge jack-o-lantern for a head.
The jack-o-lantern was extremely heavy. It made her so top-heavy, she could barely stand. Still, she soldiered on through her day, although she tottered like a weeble-wobble. She tottered as she cooked. She tottered as she went shopping. She tottered while she mopped. She tottered as she decorated the house for Halloween with witchcraft behind Darrin's back.
When she had finished decorating, Endora popped in.
"Don't forget about the rite at the Sacred Volcano tonight, Samantha!"
"The rite at the Sacred Volcano! I almost forgot!" said Pumpkin-Head Sam. "Darrin, would you like to come with me?"
Darrin didn't really want to go, but said yes anyway. The three of them linked arms and popped over to the Sacred Volanco.
Only, Samantha's pumpkin head was so top heavy that she stumbled, accidentally fell into the Sacred Volcano, and met her doom.
"Great," Darrin thought, "Now I can go after Betty from work."
Only then he woke up. And realized that Samantha was alive and well, snoozing beside him.
Eh. Never mind.