Onitenshi500: Mash is going to do what Mash does best!
KingJGamer: well, it was full power restrained Mash, who could already bonk away an attack capable of destroying a country and a power booster Erza, so I think thats enough power
Yogaratw607: I do like to give attention to all the characters who have focused on the arcs. And yeah, I do plan to have at least one original arc on this story. Probably after Tower of Heaven but before Battle of Fairy Tail
AnimeFan13579: it does sound amusing. Oooh, Abyss, Lyon, and Gray teaming up against Racer sounds fun. And Mash would get his "special training" before Oracion Seis so... Poor Racer if he fights him
MangaReader200: I'll probably do it as a bonus since I won't be covering the "Lucy tells her dad to fuck off" arc since its more of a Lucy focused thing and none of the Mashle characters should be involved there, so I'll the little funny chapter for that instead of just copying and pasting a chapters without the Mashle gang.
Gentwo: why did they use such big nails anyway? Are they stupid? It would be funny if it did. Damn Mash and Dot, taking advantage of a poor girl, not cool.
Yorozuya Forever: the most bizarre thing to ever be reported on Magnolia Weekly!
Freakingname13: Lance is going through sister withdraw, he will latch into anyone who remotely looks like her. Dot changing his go too insult from siscon to lolicon. Dot just wants some love...
In the basement of the guild, the group had managed to get there as fast as possible, Mash looked around trying to find his friends, they heard people talking about how the culprits for what happened were some "Phantom" but he would think about that later, he ended up finding them sitting together in a table and was relieved that they were okay
"Mash! Guys! You're back!" Lemon said getting up while smiling
"Good to see you guys are fine." Mash said with Dot, Lance, and Abyss also noticing them
"Master Abel, thank goodness you're not hurt." Abyss said with a sigh of relief
"It was indeed quite fortunate that we managed to not get damaged. Even Mother was scared." Abel said with his usual deadpan tone
"It was crazy! We were sleeping and out of nowhere these metal bars started to come crashing down! We were lucky to not get hit." Finn said with a hand on his forehead
"Who the hell do these guys think they are!? They crash our house and almost kill our friends! I'll beat their assess!" Dot said pissed off at the so-called "Phantom"
"They better not have destroyed my stuff…" Lance said, now worried about the other things in the room since the people there were fine
"No need to worry! I saved as much as I could in these boxes!" Lemon said, pushing four very big boxes near them and opening one of them "Here is Mash's, it has cream puffs, weights, cream puffs."
"Those are all my possessions."
"Picture of me."
"Don't remember having that though."
The four that went on the mission began to look through the rescued remains of their stuff and surprisingly almost all of it was fine, Lance even got a bag from the box and sighed in relief, opening it and beginning to sniff whatever was inside
"The fuck are you doing?" Dot asked worried
"I'm remembering my sister, I am spending so much time away from her so this bag of air from her room is the only thing that reminds me of her scent." Lance said in the most dead serious way possible, making everyone in the basement look at him disturbed, even Abel and Mash were disturbed and making them actually have an expression is quite a feat
"Siscon…" Dot murmured
"Shut up." Lance shot back
While the group kept looking through their stuff they ended up hearing the conversation between Natsu's group and the guild master, they seemed angry, very angry
"There is no need to get cross with people that resort to this type of intimidation tactic. With how the pillars all missed those three is almost like they weren't even trying to hit them, so they only did all of this to annoy us. Just leave them be." Makarov said taking a sip from his beer
"I can't accept this! I won't feel right until I punch those idiots in the face!!!" Natsu screamed
"This discussion is over." Makarov said not wanting to entertain Natsu's wish for violence "We will take on job requests until we can repair the first floor."
"We don't have time for that!" Natsu argued
"Natsu! Cut it out!" Makarov said fed up with Natsu and slapping Lucy in the butt
"Why…?" Lucy questioned not even bothered by it at this point
"Master, don't push it." Mira reprimanded the guild master
"Ah, hold on! I gotta go take a leak." Makarov said jumping down to the ground and going to the bathroom
"How can you be so calm about this, gramps…?" Natsu questioned in disbelief
"Natsu, I'm sure the Master is just as shocked as all of us, but warfare between guilds is prohibited by the council." Mira explained
"But they started it!" Natsu yelled
"It doesn't matter."
"What the hell!? Guys, are you just going to accept this!?!?" Natsu yelled at the others affected by this situation, specifically the ones who were in the guild at the time of the attack
"I mean, we weren't hurt. And if what Master Makarov said is true then they never even intended to hurt us, so I don't really see a reason for us to go into an all-out war." Finn said, mostly just scared that the situation would get a lot worse if they did
"They didn't hurt my friends, so if the master says for us to not fight, I'm not gonna." Mash said holding a cream puff plushie
"I don't really care." Lance said in his usual demeanor
"Well, if the master says it is okay then I guess all we can do is trust him." Lemon said not too sure about this situation
"I'm pissed at them but I guess if it's the master's orders then there is nothing we can do, I don't want to be punished more than I'll already be for going on that mission. And also going to jail again doesn't sound like a good idea." Dot said, he still wanted to beat up those guys but he couldn't go against the master's orders again
"Going against the law stated by the magic council over something like this doesn't sound wise." Abel said
"I agree with Master Abel." Abyss just agrees with Abel, as he usually does
"If this is how the master feels about this, then all we can do is accept his decision." Erza said causing the others to look away bothered
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Mash and his friends were in the basement but there was still a problem… Their house was still destroyed
"Alright, now we are broke and also homeless." Finn said trying to grasp their current situation "What is our plan now?"
"I'm not sleeping on the streets again." Lance said already shooting down that possibility
"We could ask one of the people here if we can stay in their house for a little bit." Mash suggested
"Not a bad idea and it would also work as a form of protection against Phantom." Abel nodded "Good idea, Mash."
"Thanks."
"Hey, Mash." Erza was heard approaching them causing the boy's attention to turn to her
"Hello."
"I have something to ask, me, Natsu, and Gray are going to stay at Lucy's house for protection. Since your room was destroyed, would you like to stay there too?" Erza asked alerting Lemon
"Sure." and Mash's answer alerted her even more. Mash staying with two beautiful women in their house with a bed? No way she was letting that slide!
"I'm coming too! I want to spend some time with Mash!" Lemon said protectively hugging Mash, causing the boy to look at her confused
"Oh, of course. I wouldn't want to separate a husband from their wife for such a long time. You are welcome to stay with us too, then." Erza said with a smile causing Lemon to nod
"Thank you, Erza. You aren't that bad after all." Lemon had just put Erza a lot lower on the homewrecker list
"I guess we can ask Mira." Abel looked at Abyss who nodded "Well, I can."
"Hey Dot, can we stay with Macao and Romeo? How about that?" Finn asked
"I'm already going there." Lance said giving Dot an idea
"Let's go ask Cana!" Dot said grabbing Finn and dragging him away
"Dot! You are gripping my arm too hard!!!!!" Finn yelled as he was kidnapped
"Huh, that was solved quickly." Mash said noticing that Lemon was not letting go of him, she was a very clingy girl now wasn't she?
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Now at nighttime, Lucy was walking home along with her pet celestial spirit, she calls him Plue, while thinking about what had just happened today
"This has gotten really serious." Lucy said with Plue making a little noise as a response "Well, I'm glad we got away from our punishment though."
The blonde saw her apartment in the distance and sighed in relief, her place was still intact at least, her landlord would probably tear her a new one if her house got wrecked thanks to a petty dispute between guilds
"Phantom Lord is not on good terms with Fairy Tail it seems. But to tell you the truth I wasn't sure which guild to join when I got here." Lucy said with Plue making a noise questioning her "Because those guys are just as outrageous! But you know, now I'm glad I joined Fairy Tail because they are just the best!"
The blonde got to her home and prepared to open the door, but suddenly she realized that… there was no door…
"Where is my door?" Lucy asked nervously
"Sorry." She heard a voice inside her apartment and there were Natsu, Gray, Erza, and Mash, with Mash being the one who began talking "I tried to knock to see if you were home but the door just went flying."
"Welcome home." Gray said
"Welcome!" Happy also welcomed Lucy
"You have a nice house." Erza said while drinking a cup of tea
"Yo." Natsu simply said
"DON'T ACT SO CASUALLY AFTER BREAKING AN ENTERING!" Lucy screamed while throwing her bag at Natsu's face
"Lemon said she will have Levy bring her here later, she is doing some training with her." Mash informed
"Is my house just a new meeting place for everyone?" Lucy deadpanned
"Well, since Phantom Lord came to this town it is possible they know our addresses." Erza said causing Lucy to flinch, the shock of so many people being at her house made her forget that possibility
"I don't think they'll attack us when we are alone but just to be sure Mira said that we should stay in groups for a little while." Gray explained
"So that's why Erza called me and Lemon to stay here…" Mash realized, yeah, sleeping on the streets would make them a very easy target
"Really…?" Lucy asked
"Everyone is having a sleepover tonight!" Happy said
"Also, I wouldn't feel right letting a young girl like you stay alone with Natsu and Gray, so that's why I joined." Erza said with a proud smile
"What about Mash?" Natsu asked
"He's married, we don't have to worry about him." Erza stated as if it were a fact
"They all really bought what Lemon said. Well, it doesn't really bother me so I guess it's ok." Mash thought
"So Natsu and Gray staying here was already a given?" Lucy sweatdropped
And so this little group was now staying together, and of course, only chaos could ensue with such a team under one roof. Natsu was eating Lucy's food along with Plue, Gray was already getting ready to sleep and telling everyone to shut up, Erza and Happy were looking at Lucy's underwear for unknown reasons, and Mash was already working out by lifting all of Lucy's furniture as if they were weights
"You guys are really making yourselves at home, aren't you…?" Lucy said already knowing her apartment was going to be destroyed by morning
"Anyway, you guys smell sweaty. If we are going to sleep in the same room I suggest we all take a shower." Erza said while putting her hands on her hips
"Don't wanna." Natsu said
"I'm too sleepy for that." Gray said
"I guess there's no way then…" Erza said and then grabbed all of them and started pushing them into the bathroom "We shall all bathe together to make this faster. Just like in the old days, right Natsu, Gray?"
Both Natsu and Gray were blushing while Lucy was trying to make sense of this entire situation. How was Erza so okay with getting naked with three other guys around!?!?!? And Mash was just confused about all of this
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Lemon was training with Levy near her house, she was trying to learn how to use Solid Script magic. She and Finn figured out how the magic in this place worked thanks to them exchanging information with Levy and the others in the guild, everyone now knew the basics about each other so both were trying to learn magic from this place, using their wands didn't work but perhaps using their hands was a better idea, Finn was having an easier time learning, he was almost a prodigy at this, while Lemon… was having some difficulties
"Solid Script: Blast!" Lemon yelled, writing the word "Blast" in the air and putting her hand forward towards the word, only for a pitiful magic sphere to fall out of her hand "Damn it!"
"You are doing well, Lemon. Solid Script is a very complicated magic for beginners but you seem to be getting the hang of it. A few more days of training and you will be able to use this spell with no problem!" Levy said causing Lemon to give her a small smile
"Thank you, Levy. Not using a wand to do spells is a lot harder than I expected…" Lemon said sighing
"Well, since it seems to work as a catalyst for your spells, you just focused your mana into your wand and it would help you with your spells by doing a small incantation, then simplifying the process of casting. It makes it a lot easier to use spells for sure, but not fully compatible with the magic we use here, so it would be harder for you to learn to do it with your wand than the way we do it." Levy explained making Lemon nod, she didn't fully understand her explanation but it didn't really matter now
"Alright, now let's try again!" Lemon said determined
"You can do it!" Levy cheered
"Solid Script:..." Lemon began writing the word "Blast" on the air once more, but suddenly she felt something at the back of her head that caused a dark aura to surround her, her mana skyrocketing along with the girl's anger "BLAST!"
Lemon punched the word with all of her might and caused a massive beam of mana to explode forward, the word "Blast" flying into the air along with the massive beam of destructive power, a hole in the clouds being formed allowing them to see the moon now
"WOW! Lemon, how did you manage to use that much power!?" Levy yelled surprised
"I don't know… I suddenly felt a massive urge to murder a redhead for some reason and then used all of the power I had on that one spell…" Lemon said, Erza and Lucy now moved upward a lot in her homewrecker list
"That was amazing! Not even I could do something like that when I began! This training is doing wonders for you!" Levy said with a proud smile
"It really is! But a small problem… I can't feel my arm." Lemon said while holding her arm, it seemed like it was too much power for even herself to handle
"Oh… W-well, let's get you inside to patch you up and then I'll take you back to Lucy's house. You do remember where it is, right?" Levy said taking Lemon inside her house
"Yeah, I do, don't worry. Also, is it just me, or does the moon have a cream puff-shaped hole in it?" Lemon said confusing her blue-haired friend
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"I don't think we should all bathe together. Especially with Lemon still out." Mash said
"You're right, without her it would be two girls and three boys. We need her here to make this fair." Erza said this like it was something smart
"WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?!?!?" Lucy screamed
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After everyone had taken their baths, INDIVIDUALLY I might add, they were all almost ready to go to bed
"Hey, I've been meaning to ask. Do you guys have any idea why Phantom Lord attacked us all of a sudden?" Lucy asked while taking a towel out of her head
"I don't know. We've had some problems before but this is the first time they attacked us directly." Erza said now in her Sleeping Armor… it was just her pajamas…
"Gramps should just quit being scared and kick their butts." Natsu said with his head lying on the table
"It's not about being scared, after all Gramps is one of the Ten Wizard Saints." Gray said while Lucy took some papers out of his hands
"Don't read that!"
"Oh yeah, I heard about those guys when I went to jail." Mash said remembering that day
"You say it so casually…" Gray sweatdropped
"What are they, to be exact?" Lucy asked
"It's a title given to the ten greatest mages in each continent. Given by the chairman of the magic council themselves." Erza explained impressing Lucy
"Wow!"
"Master Jose from Phantom Lord is also one of the Ten Wizard Saints." Happy added
"Gramps is just scared because Phantom has a lot of members!" Natsu yelled
"I'm telling you, it's not that." Gray retorted "Both Master and Mira know what will happen if two guilds fight each other, so they are avoiding it to protect the order in the magic world."
"Is Phantom that great?" Lucy asked
"They aren't great at all!!!" Natsu yelled angrily
"No. In fact, if we both get in a fight, both of our guilds will be wiped out. Our battle potential is still equally as dangerous, even with our new members." Erza said frowning "They have Master Jose, one of the Ten Wizard Saints, who's said to be in equal power as Master Makarov. The element four, their equivalent to our S-Class mages. And the one who is said to be the most formidable out of all of them, Gajeel, presumably the culprit for the attack on our guild, and the Iron Dragon Slayer."
"Dragon Slayer!?!?" Lucy yelled in shock while Natsu grumbled something "There is more than just Natsu!? Does he… eat iron and stuff!?"
"He indeed does." Erza answered
"These guys sound like a pain to deal with. But I guess as long as they don't hurt any of my friends I don't mind them." Mash said shrugging
"Well, time for me to go to bed. See ya tomorrow." Gray said going to lie down on Lucy's bed
"Not on my bed!"
"You're gonna sleep too, Mash?" Natsu asked, still a little angry that they couldn't go beat up Phantom Lord
"I'll stay up and wait for Lemon to get here. Then I'll sleep." Mash said sitting down on the floor
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In the streets of the city, Levy, Jet, and Droy were accompanying Lemon on her way to Lucy's home
"Again, thanks for helping me with my training." Lemon said, her arm now with some bandages
"No problem! Always happy to help a friend." Levy said patting Lemon on the head
"With our help you'll be able to fight alongside your husband and his friends in no time!" Droy said with a confident smile
"Speaking of him! I have a gift for him! He really liked the little cream puff plushie I made so…" Lemon then took out of her wizard robe a massive version of the cream puff plushie, it was almost twice her size so how she managed to fit that in there was a mystery, maybe the cloaks were magical… "I made him a big one! Do you guys think he'll like it?"
"Ah… Sure!" Levy said a little uncertain, Mash was kind of a weird guy so maybe he will
"How did you guys get married at such a young age by the way? I thought that was impossible almost anywhere…" Jet asked curious about her story
"Oh, it was beautiful! You see, on our first day at the Easton Magic Academy, he found me in a labyrinth, sadly I had been taken advantage of and forced to sabotage him, but even after that he still came back and saved me when I needed, and then he started to carry my bridal style and broke through all of the walls of that labyrinth and beat up the annoying teacher that was trying to sabotage him. He carried me all the way and when I asked him if I was a burden, he said 'Don't worry, you would never be a burden to me, my dear princess. I love you.' and then right then and there we got married, and everyone clapped at the sheer love being shown!" Lemon began to spout out her delusions at the three, they didn't believe a word she said so they would probably have to ask Mash for the true story
Lemon continued to spout out delusions, how Mash and her would have ten children, two dogs, a mansion, a great love life, have a grave for Virgo for trying to oppose her as the main wife, that part made Levy and her friends start to get a little scared of this little girl. But in the middle of her talking Lemon felt a sharp pain in the belly, when she looked forward she saw the plushie slashed in two, and when she looked down she saw a very deep cut on her, blood started to come out of her mouth while she took a few steps back
"Lemon!" Levy screamed in shock after noticing what had just happened
"W-what the…" Lemon stammered in shock
"Who is there!? Reveal yourself and fight us head-on!" Droy screamed trying to get the attention of the attacker, getting ready to fight along with Jet
"It's okay, we will take care of your wound, it will be fine." Levy held Lemon so she wouldn't fall and tried to assure her that everything was going to be fine
Lemon saw at the corner of her eye a weird silhouette, a man with long hair and an iron club instead of an arm. What the hell was that!? She couldn't even warn the others before the man suddenly charged at them at blinding speeds
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It was now morning, and everyone was up and ready for another day, Finn had spent most of his time at Cana's house studying some spells and trying them out, none of them were perfect for use yet but he could use some weaker versions of them for now, Dot almost died out of happiness when Cana offered for them to bathe together, only for her to laugh and say she was just teasing causing the poor guy to get so sad he immediately went to the guest room and went to sleep.
Lance spent his time in Macao's place just seeing if his things about his sister were still intact, he now was angered with Phantom Lord since one of the dozens of photos of his sister now had a small tear in it, he couldn't just let that slide, the second the Master allows them to fight, Phantom is going to know pain.
Abel was the one who managed to keep the situation at Mira's house normal for most of the time since Abyss couldn't even utter a word at Mira and got annoyed easily at Elfman's manly antics, so only Abel could keep him in control… But Mira ended up finding it very amusing to tease Abyss, which caused the poor boy to pass out multiple times, Elfman seemed to think that Abyss was into his sister and tried to fight him about it so Abel had to explain to him that he was just like that with all of the girls… So in about fifteen minutes of being there, Abel was already exhausted.
At Lucy's house everything was surprisingly fine, Mash had stayed up all night since he was so worried for his friend he couldn't even sleep, so when everyone woke up he insisted that they should go and look around for her
Everyone had gone out, most of them on their way to the guild, but suddenly they saw a crowd gathered at the park so they decided to go check what was going on, and when they got there… they saw something horrific
"Pardon, coming through. I'm from the guild." Erza said while getting past the crowd
The group had managed to get to the front of the crowd and saw Levy, Jet, Droy, and Lemon all crucified on the giant tree that was in the park, their bodies bruised and bloodied with Levy having a weird symbol on her belly
"Levy!" Lucy yelled putting her hands on her mouth in shock
"Jet! Droy!" Gray yelled shocked
"Lemon…" Mash stared at that with wide eyes, his fists trembling with anger
Erza couldn't even say anything, same as Natsu, they just stared at that trying to contain their anger and failing at it. Cana was too shocked to even be mad at what she was seeing, Finn covered his mouth in shock and took a few steps back, Dot could feel his power beginning to rise up as he got angrier and angrier at what he was seeing, Macao covered Romeo's eyes while trying to keep his anger inside, Lance looked at that scene with cold anger, first they destroy his house, then they destroy a picture of his sister, than they hurt his friends!? Those guys are asking to be killed at this point. Mira covered her mouth in shock while Elfman put a hand on her shoulder to try and comfort her, while he was almost exploding with anger, Abel's expression finally changed, he was angry at what he saw, never in the time Abyss knew him he saw Abel shown this much anger, and Abyss himself was incredibly angry at what he saw. And soon… Master Makarov walked in to see the scene…
"Master…" Erza almost mumbled
Makarov looked at the members of his guild on the tree, looking like they were near death, he looked down with a hand on his face as if he was trying not to cry
"Destroying our bar is something I can bear… But doing this to my children… No parent can stay silent after something like this…" Makarov said breaking his cane in two thanks to the strength he was using to hold it "This means war!"
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At Phantom Lord, the guild members were just having the time of their lives, while also insulating Fairy Tail from having four of their members taken out by Gajeel
"Those pitiful fairies! I bet they are now quivering with their tails between their legs!" one of the members laughed
"Oh shot! I lost track of time!" one other member said
"Meeting a girl?"
"Yeah, and not too shabby looking either. But she's just a client though. When I threatened her she doubled the reward, hahaha!"
"I bet I could have tripled it!"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever."
But suddenly their talk was cut short when the doors to their guild went flying toward them, knocking those three idiots down in just one clean swoop, and the one who sent the door flying was…
"I normally break the doors by accident… But this time it was on purpose." Mash said walking into Phantom Lord along with the rest of Fairy Tail
"What the!?" one member of Phantom lord said
"We are Fairy Tail! And we are not going to tolerate you bastards attacking our members!" Makarov yelled with the entire guild right behind him
"So tell me where Gajeel is before I start beating up everyone here." Mash said cracking his knuckles, he wasn't playing around with these guys, now this was serious
And so the team is going to throw hands with Phantom Lord!
3 ways to piss off Mash. 1: mess with his creampuffs. 2: mess with his family. 3: mess with his friends.
Wendy: so you are mister Lance's sister?
Anna: yes! My brother said that I would like hanging out with you!
Wendy: what kind of magic do you use?
Anna: I use healing magic.
Wendy: me too!
The hold hands and Wendy starts to show Anna around the guild
IMMEDIATE BEST FRIENDS
Lance: I now have two little sisters... I have reached enlightenment...
Dot: fucking lolicon...