Legend of The Lion King: Hakuna Matata
Then Zoey, Penny, Sugar Mama, and Puff appeared on Stage left.
Zoey: "So what happened to Simba?"
Penny: "So Simba ran far away, to escape his guilty past away from the Pridelands and into the middle of nowhere."
Sugar Mama: "But like I always say, you can run, but you can't hide from yourself."
Penny: "But it wasn't long until he met some new friends."
The Setting of the stage is now a desert, Simba was still walking before he collapsed until two actors with vulture kite puppets circled him. Suddenly, a Meerkat, Spongebob playing Timon (Spongebob Squarepants), a Warthog, Patrick playing Pumbaa (Spongebob Squarepants), a Plains (Grant's) Zebra, JP, (Craig of the Creek), a Secretarybird, Omar, (Craig of the Creek), a Honeyguide, Mortimer, (Craig of the Creek), and a Honey Badger Kelsey, (Craig of the Creek), come charging in on both sides of the stage Yelling and shooing them away.
Kelsey: Beat it! Be gone!"
Patrick: "I love this! Bowling for vultures!"
JP: "It gets them all the time!"
Then the Warthog notices Simba on the ground.
Patrick: "Uh oh, Hey guys, You might wanna come look, I think it's still alive?!"
JP: "Oh my gosh it's a lion!
Kelsey: "That is not a lion."
JP: "Sure it is, take a closer look at it!"
Spongebob: "Alrighty, Let's take a look shall we?"
The Meerkat gets a close look at him and shrieks.
Spongebob: "Geez it's a Lion! Run for your life!"
Patrick: "Come on it's just a little lion?"
Omar: "Well, he's only just a cub."
JP: "Yeah, he's so cute and all alone, Can we keep him?"
Patrick: "Yeah, can we?!"
Kelsey: "Are you two nuts? We're talking about a lion here! Lions eat guys like us!"
Spongebob: "Yeah, she's right!"
Patrick: "Come on, please, he's so little?!"
Spongebob: "But, he's gonna get bigger!"
JP: "Come on please, I promise we'll walk him every day and when he makes a mess, I'll clean it up!"
Kelsey: "You'll be his mess, He's gonna eat you, then the rest of us, and use Mortimer as a toothpick!"
Patrick: "Come on, Timon, Some of our friends are carnivores, you know. Not all carnivores are bad. Think about it One day, When he's big and strong, He'll be on our side!"
Kelsey: "That's the stupidest idea, I have ever heard! What do you think Timon?"
Spongebob: "I got it, What if he was on our side Hear me out?! You know having a lion around might not be a bad idea after all."
Patrick: "So are we keeping him?"
JP: "Are we?!"
Omar: "Apparently so."
Spongebob: "Of course, we are keeping him. Who's the brains in this outfit?!"
All: "You?!"
Spongebob: "My point exactly!"
JP: "We're gonna name him Fred!"
Kelsey: "Alright, The lion stays.
The Mortimer the Honeyguide on her head chirps in agreement.
Omar: "Well, he must have a name?"
Omar gets one of his arrows out and pokes the Lion if he's awake as the Lion cub slowly wakes up.
Craig(groans): "Huh?"
Spongebob: "Are you okay kid?"
Craig: "I guess so?! Who are you guys?!
JP: "Don't worry, we're friends here, You nearly died!"
Kelsey: "We're the guys who saved your life from those Hideous vultures!"
Patrick: "I'm Pumbaa and this is Timon!"
Omar: "I'm Omar."
Kelsey: "I'm Kelsey and this here is Mortimer
JP: "And I'm JP, How's it goin'? Hey, where are you going?!"
Noticing the Lion cub walking away.
Craig: "Nowhere, Doesn't matter."
JP: "Doesn't matter? How bleak is that?"
Kelsey: "I can't believe this, His problems are now my problems, Come on, kid, at least tell us something."
Spongebob: "Gee, he sure looks blue."
Patrick: "I say I brownish gold."
Omar: "No Pumbaa, He means he's depressed."
Patrick: "Oh hey kid what's eating ya?"
Spongebob: "Nothing, He's at the top of the food chain!" (Laughing) "I get it. The food chain." (Laughing then stops). So…Where are ya from?"
Craig: "Who cares? I can't go back!"
Spongebob: "Oh, you're an outcast Good thing so are we!"
JP: "So what you do kid?!"
Craig: "Something terrible, But I don't wanna talk about."
Patrick: "Kid, we all make mistakes!"
Omar: "Say what's your name?"
Craig: "Simba."
Kelsey: "So Simba, What can we do to help you?"
Craig: "Nothing, Not unless, You can change the past."
Spongebob: "No one can change the past. That's a pretty tall order if I'm being honest. But we can change the future, There's at least another way That's our specialty."
Patrick: "Yeah, you know kid in time like this, what my buddy Timon always says: You gotta put your behind in your past!"
Kelsey: "No! No! Timon didn't say that!"
Patrick: "Um?!"
Kelsey: "Amateur, Lie down before you hurt yourself."
Spongebob: "Kid, It's 'You have to put your past behind you'. Look, bad things happen, and there's nothing you can do about it, right?"
Craig: "Right?"
Spongebob: "WRONG! When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world!"
Patrick: "Yeah that's right, And only embrace what's next!"
JP: "And turn the 'what?' into a 'so what?'"
Omar: "It's as simple as that!"
Kelsey: "So what do you say?"
Craig: "That's not what I was taught!
Spongebob: "Maybe you need a new lesson, Repeat after me." (Clears throat.) "Hakuna Matata."
Craig: "Huh?"
Patrick: "Ha-ku-na Ma-ta-ta. It means "no worries."
JP: "Most people get a bigger reaction when we mention it."
Spongebob: "I see you're still trying to wrap your head around it, OK, let us explain Guys."
Spongebob, Patrick, Kelsey, Omar, and JP: "A-1, A-2, and A-1, 2, 3, and."
Spongebob(singing): Hakuna Matata
What a wonderful phrase
Patrick: (singing) Hakuna Matata
Ain't no passing craze
JP: (singing) It means no worries
Omar: (singing) For the rest of your days
Spongebob, Patrick, Kelsey, Omar, and JP: It's our problem-free, philosophy
Kelsey: (singing) Hakuna Matata
Craig: "Hakuna Matata?"
Spongebob: "That's right, It's our motto!"
Craig: "What's a motto?"
Spongebob: "Hmm, I don't know, what's the "motto" with you?"
They all laughed as they left the desert.
Spongebob: "It really grows on you kid."
Patrick: "Hakuna Matata. These two words help solve all your problems.
Spongebob: "Yeah, take Pumbaa for example!" (Singing) Why, when he was a young warthog...
Patrick: (singing like an opera singer) When I was a young warthog!
Kelsey: "Very nice!"
Patrick: "Thanks, It's a bit of an emotional story."
Spongebob: He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the savannah after every meal
Patrick: I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
And oh, the shame
Spongebob: "Yes, he was ashamed!"
Patrick: I thought of changing my name
Spongebob: "What's in a name?"
Kelsey: "You mean to who Brad?"
Patrick: And I got downhearted
JP: "How do you feel?!"
Patrick: Every time that I...farted?! (Speaking) "Aren't you gonna stop me?!"
Spongebob: "No, we're not!"
Kelsey: "Besides you disgust me!"
Spongebob: "Come on, kid sing with us!"
The Group danced and swayed around as they sang with Simba eventually joining in.
Spongebob, Patrick, Kelsey, Omar, and JP: (singing) Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata
Ain't no passing craze
Craig: "Yeah, yeah!" (Singing) It means no worries
For the rest of your days!
Patrick: "Yeah sing it, kid!"
Spongebob, Patrick, Kelsey, Omar, JP, and Craig: It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
The stage changes from a desert to a jungle with a green background alongside bushes, trees, vines, ferns, and colorful flowers.
Spongebob: "Welcome to our humble home!"
Craig: "You live here?"
Kelsey: "We call this place the Jungle!"
Patrick: "We live whatever we want and do as we please."
JP: "Yeah, home is where your rump rests, Pretty sweet ain't it?"
Craig: "It's beautiful."
Soon they meet the other Jungle Animals (Craig of the Creek), Xavier, Mountain Gorilla, Maya, Black Leopardess, African WildCat, Jessica Willaims, Forest Scouts: Spotted Hyena, Jason, Bat-eared Fox, Tony, and Masai Giraffe, Boris, Horse or Zebra Girls: Plains (Grant's) Zebras, Mackenzie, Melissa, Mangerine "Maney", and Marie, 10 Speeds: Topi Antelope, Handlebarb, Cheetah, Cannonball, Gerenuk, Warpspeed, and Aardwolf, Todd, Tea Timers: Lesser Flamingo, Eliza, Shoebills, George and Jane, Witches of the Creek: Ruppell's Vulture, Tabitha, and Lappet-faced Vulture, Courtney, Ninja Kids: Senegal Galago, Yustice, Bushbuck, Zatch, and African Civet, Prinda, Sewer Kids: Nile Crocodile, Eileen "Sewer Queen," Yellow-billed Duck, Aquatina, Hippopotamus, Frisboy, and White-breasted Cormorant, Scuba, Alliance of Science: African Grey Parrot, Wren, Common Genet, Faraday, and Crested Porcupine, Carl, Kirk's Dik-Dik, Zoe "Zo-Zo" and Carter Brown, Vulturine Guineafowl, Kitherine "Kit," Black and Rufous Elephant Shrew, Bobby, Ground Pangolin, Isabella "Stacks" Alvarado, Marabou Stork, Junk Lord, Greater Kudu, Paintball Mike and Paintball Benny, Aardvark, Aaron, Pink-backed Pelican, Sailor Boy, Saddle-billed Stork, Priest Kid, Springhare, The Scratchless One, Verraux's Eagle Owl, Beth the Timekeeper, African Wild Dog, Jerry, East African Green Mamba, Roger, Side-striped Jackal, Buttons, Ostrich, Sparkle Cadet, Serval, Secret Kid, Caracal, Deltron, Sable Antelope, Shawn, Common Eland, Raj, Patas Monkey: Keun Sup/The Blu, Ellipsen Waterbuck, Jackie/The Arm, African Elephant, Aggie/The Squashinator, Crowned Eagle, Diane, Rollerbladers: Mariah, African Golden Cat, Dillard, Okapi, Scoot, Giant Forest Hog, and Razor, Yellow-backed Duiker, and The Kitchen, Rick, Chimpanzee, Tien Lam, Great Blue Turaco, Eastern Bongo, Susan, Ramil, Spotted Thick-knee, and Elder Chef, African Spurred Tortoise.
JP: "Hey everyone we're back!"
Xavier: "Oh You guys and who is this?"
Spongebob: "We want you all to meet our new friend Simba!"
Jason: "Holy, a lion!"
Warpspeed: "Oh no!"
Kit: "Guys that is a lion!"
JP: "But he's only a cub!"
Justice: "What about food? What are you gonna feed it with?"
Kelsey: "The same way, we always eat"
Craig: "Yeah, I'm so hungry I could eat a whole zebra."
Mackenzie: "What did he say?"
Spongebob: "Um, we're fresh out of zebra."
Craig: "Any antelope?"
Zatch: "Uh Oh!"
Omar: "Nah Ah"
Craig: "Hippo?"
Spongebob: "Well, listen, kid, if you live with us, you have to eat like us."
Stacks: "And most importantly not eat us!"
They soon came to the trading tree, Kit opened a fallen log for everyone with lots of snacks fruits, and grubs which are gummy bugs as everyone traded for the snacks.
Kit: "Here you go."
Craig: "Ew! What's that?"
Spongebob: "A grub. What does it look like?"
Craig: "Ew, gross."
Spongebob: "Mmm, tastes like chicken."
Patrick: "Slimy yet satisfying. You'll learn to love 'em!"
Kelsey: "Nice worms!" (Takes a handful to eat)
Spongebob: "I'm telling ya, kid, this is a great life. No rules, no responsibilities. Oh! The little cream-filled kind."
Omar: "Those are the best!"
Spongebob: "And best of all, no worries. Well, kid?"
Timon offers Simba a gummy worm.
Craig: "Um"
Patrick: "Come on, try it!"
Craig: "Oh well, here goes Hakuna Matata!"
Simba Slurps it up.
Craig: "Slimy Yet satisfying!"
Spongebob: "That's It! Eat and drink up, as much as you like!"
Craig: "Thanks a lot!"
The Jungle Creek Animals had lots of fun and memories together as Simba befriends the animals of the jungle as they danced with the sunset showing their silhouettes. The Jungle animals gathered around Simba with a few accessories.
Kelsey, Omar, JP, Spongebob, and Patrick: Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna-
Simba grew up from a cub to an adult with a handsome mane as the years went on. The Jungle Animals cleared the way as Simba appeared now with a Male Lion head Mask. The Jungle Animals danced on the stage and swayed to and fro.
Craig: It's means no worries
For the rest of your days
All: It's our problem-free, philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata!
Patrick: I say Hakuna
Spongebob: I say Matata
Patrick and Spongebob: Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata!
Spongebob: Ta Ta!
The Jungle Animals appeared in their silhouettes as the curtains lowered down and the audience cheered.