Phoenix Wright turnabout sugar

by jakkid166

After Edgeworth waited for years, his birthday finally arrive. Phoeix must make his cake for him, but a familiar face may throw a wrench in the garbage disposal calld life... WILL HE DO IT?

phoenix wright turnabout sugar

by jakkid166

ONE day TWO day THREE day FOUR, Phoenix was walkin through the grocery store. he rode the grocery cart down the aisles grabbin his most wanted foods, drinks, and evidence. "Hmm lets see here," said the Phoenix, "I gotte get the ingredients for the cake for Edgeworths special birthday birthing day."

He look over his post it notes list of cake ingredients like flour, eggs, water, icing, and candles (pre-chopped to make it easier to stir them into the batter). HOWEVER, he was missin one very special igredient.

"oh of COURSE!" phoenix punche himself in the face and broke his own nose. "Silly me! who could forget sugar, other than people with amnesia? Lets grab that!"

so Phoenix climbed over the shelfs to get into the next aisle and he lookd on the shelfs where the big metal boxes of sugar was. He reach out to grab the last one, but his HAND made a physical contact with another…

When he looked up, he see it was GODOT!

"Whats up trite," said Godot smirkingly. "Long time no see."

"More like Dong Time No Pee!" said Phoenix in anger. "if YOU think im gonna let you have this sugar then my name is phoenix wright!"

"Come on Trite be a friendly," said Godot making sad puppy dog eyes. but they were under his mask so phoenix didnt see them so they didnt work on him. "I need the sugars for that drink I drink all the time! you know the one right?"

"Yeah yeah Ovaltine we know," said Wright. "You can liv without you stupid sugar milk! the sugar MINE!"

"NOT IF I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!" said Godot and HE GRAB the box of sugar at the same time as Phoenix and they was tugging of war.

"Dammet!" said Phoenix in fustration. "This call for me to use my Special Courtroom Lawyer Technique that works on all porsecutors." so he punched Godot in the face.

Godot stambled back in pain and angers. "Oh youll pay for that Wright!" and he started winding up his prosecutor objection arm! But then Phoenix reached over and took the AAA batteries out of godots mask.

"OH HELL I CANT SEE!" said Godot and he stumbled around in blindness.

"What you hell is going on here?!" said the store employee guy who walked up. "STOP FIGHTIN! Only licensed employee can participate in this years Grocery Rumble!" and he separate the two.

Wright cross his arm. "Yeah well this wouldenta happened if he just let me have the dang sugar! And now he cant see. Thas what you get for being stupidious."

But then suddenly… ALL THE LIGHT OF THE GROCERY STORE SHUT OFF! and also the skylights closed so it was ACTUALLY FULL PITCH BLACK.

"OH ME OH MY" said Phoenix walkin around having to feel where things are by punchin them really hard. "Lets see… bag of marshmallows… glass lamp… someone's dog… AHA, light switch!"

phoenix flicked the lights on, but to his surpise, Grocery Employee Man was DEAD! Godot stood by the deadened body in handcuffs, where gumshoe had arrested him.

"Dammit pal murdering people is rude dont do that!" said Gumshoe. "Now you get a time out in the detention center lets go!" and he dragged godot out by his mask.

"WRIGHT PLEASE DEFEND ME IN COURT!" said Godot

"ok sure" said Phoenix. "Oh hey I can buy the sugar now." and he did that and went home and baked Edgeowrths cake.

~ THE DAY AFTER THE DAY AFTER YESTERDAY ~

Phoenix stepped out of tha airport that took him to the courtroom and walked across the street to the courtroom, which was ok cause it didnt actually conflict with Edgeworths birthday cause he was actually having his birthday party in the courtroom anyway.

Phoenix broke down the doors of the coutroom. "ALRIGHT YOU HONOR IM HERE!"

"Cool thanks for testing our new special durable wood!" said Judge. "Now go sit at your desk so Edgeworth Birthday Court can commence."

"Happy birthday Egeworth," said Phoenix at the defense desk. "I hope you ready to set your record for most trials lost on your birthday: ONE!"

"I think not Wright," said Edgeworth ghost crosing his arms. "Did you even rember to make my birthday cake?"

"Got it right here your Edgerness," said Phoenix and he puts the cake on the witness stand.

"WRIGHT!" said Edgeworth in mad language. "That is NOT A GHOST CAKE! I CANT EAT IT!"

"oops" said Phoenix. "I forgot you died all those stories ago. Oh well more for us."

"WOO!" said Maya from the gallery who ran down and grabed a cake slice.

"Trite are you sure you can prove me not guilt?" said Godot who was next to Wright at the defense desk which is in the courtroom.

"Dont worry Mr. Dot, I have the perfect strategy to get you aquitted." and he SLAMMED his desk. "You HONOR! can you please ask Edgeworth to give his opening statement? im too shy to ask him."

"Yeah sure why not" said Judge. "Edgeworth do that. The thing you do"

"This case simple," said Edges. "The victim, Walt Mart, was found dead wearing his Wal Mart uniform in the sugar aisle of the grocery store Albertson's. according to the autopsy report, the victim die of four bullets to the back. like usual we wold simply rule it suicides, right?"

everyone in the court nod in agreements.

"However, ther was somethin different this time. the bullets in the victims back… had GODOTS SPIT on them!"

"GASP!" gasped Wright. "Wait so what does that mean."

"Simple. no witness ever reported any gun shots noises at the scene. THEREFORE, the prosecution assists that the defendent simply placed the bullets in his own mouth and spitted them out into the victims back. No gunshot, no sound, perfect crime! We almost wouldent have found out, if it werent for our star witness himself. LADIES and GENTLEMENT please welcome, our celebrity guest star DICK GUMSHOE!"

The curtains behind the witnes stand opened and Gumshoe steped out to roaring applause emanating from every corner of the speakers. "Ooh cake," said Gumshoe and he grabbed a slice. "Happy birthday Edgepal! I got you a present" and he gave a present box to Edgeworth.

"Oh cool thanks" he said and he opened the present box. "wait theres nothing in it."

"Yeah i ran out of money after buying the box. so my present is instead FLAWLESS TESTIMONY!"

"Oh" said Edgeworth. "I guess thats good too."

~ WITNESS TESTIMONEY ~

"Alright" said Gumshoes. "So yesterdey I was doing security detail for Albertson's, mounted with a sniper rifle in the rafters to take out any potentials shoplifters or credit card declines. I had mine sight trained on one particulerly suspicious dude when the LIGHTS went out! HOWEVER, my sight was drawed to one light source that stood out the dark… the MASK of GODOT! And you know what they say: When something smells, its usually the Godot. So I jumpd down and SMASHED godot into the ground with my feet and arrested him."

"hmmm nothin wrong here," thought Wright to himself while Gumshoe was breathing back in to say the rest of his testimony. "there isent a single contradiction here yet. there is… wait." he thought hard. he harded thougths hard thinking hard thought hard until he realize something. "HOLY SHIT!" he said as the idea bash itself into his brains with a mallet.

"OBJECTION" said Wright pointing hard at the Gumed Shoe.

"huh?" said Gumshoes. "WHAT do you want man?"

"That cannot be true…" said Phoenix with a face of smugs. "You see Gumshoe, right before the blackout happen… I took tha batteries out of Godots mask!" and he hold the batteries up for everyone to see.

"can I have those back now?" said Godot. "i want to see again."

"Sorry theyre dead I wanted to play my Game Boy Pocket." said Phoenix. "Anyway, this proves Gumshoe CANNOT be sure i am the one who committed the crime!"

"SHIT PAL!" said Gumsho. "You right! But then what is the red thing I did see?"

"Simple" said Phoenix "You was actually looking outside at the stop light on the street."

The courtroom gasp in shock!

"That make sense!" said Judge. "Here is a unpenalty Mr. Wright."

"OBJECTION!" said Edgerworth. "I forget to present a piece of evidence." and he presented a silenced pistol to the court. "The prosecution aleges that the perpetrator could have fired these WITHOUT making gunshot noises!"

"What but that doesnt help your case." said Judge.

"Oh crap" said Edgeworth and he unpresented the evidence. "Never mind that, anyway Gumshoe do you have anything else"

"Yea!" said Gumshoe. "The culpret still HAD to have been Godots! You see, no one else was in clouse enough range to fire the bullets out of any kind of gun unless they had a sniper rifle!"

"Thats true," said Phoenix "But however, I can prove I was not in close enough range to kill the defendant. You see, I was tha one who turned the light switch back on! how cold I possibly kill the victims in time and get to the switch so fast? It simply not possible, because my legs arent that good because I hav not been doing enough reps at the gym."

"Wow another good point" said Judge. "It is becoming quite aparent that Wright could not have commit the crime."

"OBJECTION!" said Milesworth. "SO what? Even if Wright didnt commit the crime, it doesnt mean Wright didnt commit the crime. You need more evidence!"

"Ah but remember Edgeghost," said Wright, "You know waht they say. Evidence is everything in court. And that means everything in this courtrom is evidence. Therefore, I present MYSELF as evidence!"

"Ok but what does that prove?" said Judge.

"Simple. The bulets had saliva on them, but the saliva is not mine! The saliva simply matches the DNA of another person who is not me. Therfore, I cold not be the one who spitted the bullets into the victim!"

"PFOOOO" Edgeworth spit his coffee out "WAHT the fuck is this bullshit you are putting on us?!"

"He make a good point," said Judge. "But… Mr Wright, if you didnt commit the crime, who did?"

"Its simple," said Phoenix shaking him head in pretensious. "You see, since I was not the one who kill the defendant, there is no one else who was on tha scene who could ahve. Therefore it was someone who was NOT on the scene."

The courtroom gasp in suspension.

"We all overthinking this," said Wright. "It wold have to be the only one with motive… the STORE EMPLOYEE HIMSELF!"

The courtroom GASP again and some of them pass out from breathing too hard.

"WHAT?" said Edgeworth. "EXPLAIN YOUSELF MORTAL!"

"I been runnin a few background checkks on the victim here," said Phoeix, "and I got some iteresting stuff. You see, it turn out this clerk was actually mortal enemeys with our friend name Godot here! they send so many mad anger things at each other. the clerk send stuff like 'hey wanna go see a movie' and Godot sent stuff like 'i will murder you forever'. It was clear they hate each other! THEREFORE, Mr. Walt Mart simply could not handle the pressure of having mortal enemy, and shoved 4 bulets into his own back to die of suicide."

Phoenix gave a bow as the courtroom applaud his lawgic.

"This is astouding!" said Judge. "Edgeworth do you have objection?"

"NOOOOOOOO!" said Edgeworth and the logiuc wash over him and knock him unconscious of law.

"I will take the no as a no," said Judge and he bonged his govel. "I think we hear enough! With this evidence in our faces, even if Wright theory not true, this is good enough. I hereby pronounces Phoenix Wright…

NOT GUILTY

~ AFTER THE COURT ~

"WOO!" said Godot followin phoenix out the courtroom. "Thanks for provin my innocence Trite, I dont know w

~ AFTER THE COURT ~

"WOO!" said Phoenix walkin out of the courtroom. "I proved my innocence YEAH YEAH! Anotha day in the life of Phoenix wright Ace Attorney!" and he took a bite of his Edgewort cake. "But what do I do now? Without trial, life is nothing." and he ponder a lot.

"I know!" he SCREAMED and he ran out to the store.

Later he knock on the door of Edgeworths house. "KNOCK KNOCK" said wright instead of actually knocking cause his hands was full.

"Whos there?" said Edgeworth opening the door. "Oh its you Wright. Waht the hell do you want? first you bring me cake I cant eat then you beat me off completely in court? WHAT NEXT? DO YOU WANT TO HUMILIATE ME MORE? HERE ILL DO IT FOR YOU" and he pull down his own pants and showed his Phoenix Wright underwear to the neighborhood.

"Actually Edgeworth I feel bad about killin you all that time ago… and for makin the wrong kind of cake. I fel like I owe this to you after my less lawyerly actions in thees past years… so, here you go." and he held up a Ghost Cake for Edgeworth Ghost. "Im sorry Miles for bein a bad friend all this time. Maybe it time I make a change in the man in the mirror, like that song by that guy."

"Oh heck!" said Edge and he grab the cake. He look at Wright, his face scrumching up in emotions. "Wright…. you really apologizd. For real. Even wehn you did not have to. I aperciate it. And thank you for cake. I will eat it with my ghost fork and knife and turn it into ghost poop with my ghost digestive system."

Phoenix smile and nod. "Good to know Edgington." and he salute him. "stay golden."

And he strolld off into the sunset.

THE END