Jaws upgraded
They all looked at Merasmus with genuine shock when finally engineer asked "how the did whet here" he asked confused "oh yah well it's a weird story you see I was going to kill soldier while he was sleeping but I had to use the restroom so I used the one that was inside your building but as I was doing so it felt like I took a nap and woke up there was a bunch of water on the floor now I just assumed that you were all filthy animals but when I got out you were all gone and when I got out you all were gone and when i went outside you all where being seated in some sort of large van so i opened the trunk while no one was looking and swiftly got inside but as it stopped i got out and it was outside a diner and i was hungry so snuck in the kitchen and stole a plate of pancakes and a fork" "is that why it sounded like someone was chewing while we were going to the base" sniper asked "yes now don't interrupt again, any way as the van stopped again next to a warehouse i peaked through the door and overheard that that was your new base so at night i would sneak in and eat your food, until it blew up and when i saw you enter a ship i quickly got underneath it as it took off and showed no signs of fear (he then flashbacked and remembered he was screaming the entire time) so when it arrived at this location i waited till you all left so i can let go and get down from the ship and passed out from exhaustion from grabbing the ship for to long (he actually fainted) and i woke up a few moments ago, so let us let bygones be bygones" Merasmus said but the team looked at him and remembered everything he did to them. So medic shoots him with a tranquilizer so heavy and simon could take him to winston's lab so that they would contain and thankfully winston was already there so they contained him in a small prison hannibal lecter style. "Alright now that that's over with wanna get some grub" sniper said while pointing at the breakfast bar.
"Obviously the only one that got breakfast was nuke, i gave him cheerios cause i couldn't eat them cause there wasn't any milk" scout said while they were walking towards the breakfast bar. As they got seated as sniper actually got a whole pot of coffee and scout was just playing angry birds on his phone but then a familiar face sat with them. "Oh dear god" scout muttered as he looked up. "hey guys, i think we got off on the wrong foot yesterday so why don't we just start fresh" lucio said while eating "hey buddy im cool with you, it's just that british girl that pisses me off cause that chick crack my tooth yesterday and this morning i woke up with my jaw hurting". But as scout was talking lucio was shaking his hand next to his neck signifying that he should stop talking "what its true and she tries to act all innocent on the ship but throws my bag at me while im sleeping and steals a piece of my gum what a b-" "wanna finish that sentence, love" tracer said as she interrupted scout. Scout then looked behind him and saw tracer with her arm crossed with her eyebrow raised as she was waiting for a response "alright I'm out" scout said while getting up but as he did tracer sweeped his legs causing him to fall, tracer then grabbed his collar "listen hear Boston boy I tried to act nice but your pushing my damn buttons, so if you keep talking rubbish to or about me I will kick your flippin ass" tracer said as she let go of his collar and stormed of as she blew her hair away from her eye. "Is she always like this" scout asked "don't take it personal she's just got dumped by her girlfriend so she's going through a rough time" Lucio responded "oh, that sucks" scout said while cracking open a bonk, sniper then smacked it out of his hand and said "really mate, its 9:00 in the morning and your already drinking bloody bonk where the hell are you even getting them from" sniper asked " i have 12 pack in my bag" after they were finished eating scout and sniper were called in by simon to meet with him and winston. As the two entered the lab they saw simon discussing some details about the the mission to winston to catch him up on the events that happened unhy6jm7ntil he noticed scout and sniper "ah there you two are, anyway as you we relocated to switzerland because we are no longer safe in the US because they know that its us that invaded one of there lairs" simon said "wait that's why we left north america" scout asked "yes because they cant track us from anywhere in the US science there in in mostly every state and were staying in the overwatch headquarters since they now have a deal with the cia and also anywhere besides the US is out of their jurisdiction" simon said "so now where gonna have to travel to america and back every time we need to accomplish something" scout asked "yes and speaking of that you two are going back cause the cia just detected a disturbance at a radioactive lab so you two and and two of my men named Mccree & mei" Winston explained "alright when do we leave" scout asked "instantly" Simon said.
As they boarded the orca sniper and scout where loading their weapons till they were interrupted by mei "so your the once that were frozen in ice for a century" mei asked "uh ya, why" scout answered "nothing its just my team wasn't even frozen for a decade so i find it impressive that you managed to survive 100 years" mei said with curiosity "wait what, you mean we could have died" scout asked in shock "well ya but obviously since your here your no not so your extremely lucky" mei said "jesus the administrador must of paid top dollar for that orb, cause holy shit thank god where alive" scout said to sniper. As they arrived they immediately went charging in the lab and as they did they were attacked by a tire bomb thrown by junkrat "oh not this damn lunatic again" Mccree said with annoyance in his voice luckily they where able to block it by mei putting up an ice wall. "Who the hell is that" scout said "that is a bomb obsessed sociopath" mccree said while shooting at junkrat "scout I think we're getting a visit from some friends" sniper said while pond troopers were busting through the door to assist junkrat. Scout them took out his scatter gun and rapidly fired at the troopers while mccree was only focus on junkrat. As they were fighting with the troopers and junkrat the floor broke opened revealing the shark monster that attacked tracer and Lucio that had been upgraded "uh snipes remember that shark monster those two were talking about" scout yelled "yah I'm pretty sure that's it" sniper responded, the shark had been upgraded with new bear trap like teeth and knuckle-dusters with claws it took a big inhale and looked directly at scout and started going for him as he was still tracking his blood, scout them started running while shooting at it while mei helped him by shooting ice beams at it.
While scout was busy with the shark and sniper was dealing with the troopers and mccree facing of with junkrat, Mei began to call Winston for backup "Winston can you hear me" mei yelled in her ear piece Winston then picked up on his computer and heard the fear Mei's voice "Mei what's wrong" he asked quickly "they have to many reinforcements so we need some of our own". As Winston was talking with Mei, Simon heard her yelling through the computer and entered the same room as Winston as he was accompanied by engineer. Tracer & genji also heard the yelling and started running towards Winston's lab "Winston what's going on, love" tracer asked Winston immediately in worrying about the situation "Mei and the others need backup but we can't send them help in time" Winston said in great fear of his friends. "Wait a second I think I have a plan" engineer said while running up to the computer "miss I need you to go to the ship and see if you can find a teleporter, it's like a red spinner do you think you can find it" engineer asked Mei "what the hell are you talking about" Simon asked engineer confused " if there's a teleporter on the ship then I can set up a new one here so that we can send help" engineer explained "that could work" Winston said "miss I need you to go back to ship and see if you can find it" engineer repeated to Mei "ok I'll see what I can do" Mei said while exiting the lab and running back to ship "where the hell is she going" scout yelled while running from and shooting at the shark. Mei managed to run back to the ship and get the teleporter as she boarded the ship she started looking for it.
As she was looking in the break room she tripped over it "that must be it" she told herself "how did it even get right here" she asked herself (scout was using it as a garbage disposal). "I got it what do I do now" Mei asked while running back "ok now just place inside the building" engineer told her. She then ran back into the lab and placed the teleporter on the ground it then started spinning and glowing and then flash of light appeared "cheers love the cavalry's her" tracer said as her, genji and engineer came in through the teleporter "what the hell did she just say" scout yelled "it's just something she says" mccree said. Tracer and genji started helping sniper with the troopers, engineer was helping mccree by placing down sentry guns while scout situation with the shark escalated to the roof of the lab when junkrat made a hole in the roof and scout took advantage when the shark tried to bite him he dodged it jumping on its head and going through the hole and landing on the outside of the roof and started shooting the shark from the outside but the shark was relentless so he went through the same hole but leaving it wider as scout ran out of ammo from his scatter gun and had to switch to his pistol and then turned invisible thinking it would throw the shark off but then he saw that the shark was sniffing in the air and looked directly at scout and then charged at him he quickly realized it was tracking his scent he then began to shoot at its nostrils he managed to get one which made the shark roar in pain scout saw the advantage and got a clear shot on the second one as he turned invisible now that the shark had no way of tracking his scent he began shooting at it and quickly maneuvering directions to throw off the shark he than ran out of ammo his invisible watch ra no out of power. As the shark saw him scout quickly dodged him but it mange to strike him the the back with its claws scout then took out his knife and when the shark charged at him again he stabbed it in the eye and as the shark was roaring again scout the grabbed a bonk from his bag and stabbed it and threw it in the sharks mouth as the drink was leaking "choke on that mother fucker" scout said while equipping his bat and started to bash sharks head to keep its mouth closed for the bonk to take affect the shark then began to bash the roof beneath it as it felt a sharp pain in its stomach it was quickly weakened short after.
It gave scout the chance reload his scattergun and open the sharks mouth and held it open with his foot "night night Bruce" he said referencing jaws as he shot the shark through its mouth. The rest of the team was focused on junkrat, he was then throwing bombs at all of them till he jumped trying to throw another bomb at mei but sniper shot him in the foot causing him to fall from which gave engineer the Chance to fire his arm canon which let genji cut off his straps to stop him from throwing anymore bombs and as he was down Mei was able to freeze him while he was down. Meanwhile scout was able to roll the sharks body all the way off the roof which gave him something to land on when he got off the roof but as he did heard someone "fuck this I'm out" he heard a trooper say while running to pond van that was parked outside their he then threw his knife at the troopers back and then he opened the back of the van which had a bunch of computers that was actually monitoring a camera that was attached to the shark. he then saw a safe which he was able to bust open using his scattergun and he found a file inside and after getting it out of the van he opened up the file and began reading it and then called Simon through his headset "Simon can you hear me" scout asked "scout what's the problem" Simon responded "sir I just found a file from one of thier vans and it says that pond isn't just in the US it's multiple countries around the globe" scout explained. The rest of the team got out of the lab and saw the dead shark monster on the ground and they saw scout holding with a tear in his sleeve a bruise on his face and his nose was bleeding "scout did you kill that thing" engineer asked scout "yah I did and thank you all for your support I don't know how I could have done it without all of you" scout said sarcastically while flipping all of them off "oh come on mate we were busy with the bloody troopers and also with that psycho" sniper said while pointing at junkrat who was frozen in ice "yah it must of bin real hard with all of you fighting a guy that throws bombs and nothing else, I'm thankful all I got to do was kill a 7 foot fucking shark monster that was only going for me for reason" scout said while turning around "dickheads" scout said while everybody looked at his back as he walked towards the ship "oh mother of god" mccree said "scout are sure your alright" engineer asked "yah why" scout asked confused "turn around" mei asked, as scout turned mei took a picture on her phone and then showed it to scout and scout saw that there were three claw marks on his back from when the shark scratched him he then dropped mei's phone and fainted in shock.