Meanwhile, Lucids mind was wondered back to the past. It was Marios housewarming party, which everyone was invited too. The party was awesome as always, because Rosalina was hosting it. Lucid was pretty drunk that day. If Lucid was honest, He couldn't remember much that happened. Only something about a rolled up paper,a rabbi and a traffic cone. There was one thing that stuck in Him mind though. Something He would never forget.
Rosalina. Rosalina was wearing a Princess Peach mask that night Everyone had come as something or someone else. KHILO WAS DRESSed as ROSALINA. ROSALINA WAS DRESSed as PRINCESS PEACH. PRINCESS PEACH WAS DRESSed as Lucid. Lucid was dressed as Mark Zuckerberg. And Mark Zuckerberg was dressed as a pencilcase. Lucid was instantly attracted to Rosalina in Her costume. The way She moved. The way She way She flicked Her hair.
Rosalina was doing a Karaoke number. It was "wannabe". And She was awesome. She sung like a true audience was miasmarised by Rosalina. Underwear was chucked at Rosalina. Lucid was soooo turned on. (and He didn't need that underwear anyway) Lucid got up and sang too. When Rosalina was singing wannabe it was like the words spoke to Him. Rosalina seemed to be addressing each word of the song just to Him. The room faded away and it was just the two of them. No one else in the world. They gazed into eachother eyes as Rosalina spoke the last lyric. Then silence. Suddenly, Lucid was woken out of the flashback by the present
- This is the story of a time long ago... -
The next time they saw eachother Rosalina winked at Lucid, remembering what happened at the party. Lucid blushed. Some of the others giggled. Did they know? Lucid didn't care.
Lucid woke up one day and discovered that he was goth. His parents had come to him and told him that he was really adopted and was in fact the decadent of the fallen angel! So now knowing that Lucid was the relative of the great duke of the night, Lucid saw that he had to change everything about him because he was not really what he thought he was. But luck would have it that Lucids best friends Rosalina and Khilo had heard the news of Lucids parents and that they had arranged to accompany Lucid on his journey to find himself.
First stop...the shopping centre! At the shoppingcenter Lucid went to all the cool black clothes stores. Now that he was really a half vampire, or as his parents told him, a dhampire (a/n: really, that's what they're called!), his parents had given him a credit card with ulminited funds to become his true self! But Lucid was really actually very drepssed. It was really hard to suddenly discoger that your parents had lied to you all those yaers and it wasn't made it any better by Lucid suddenly remembering a horrible thuing of his past. Lucid was sexually abused! And now Lucid also remembered by who but he didn't dare to tell Rosalina and Khilo because he was afraid that thye would discover what had happened to Lucid and why Lucid was depressed! So while they were picking out black and red clothes and nail polish, Lucid tried to fight his tears by listening to Evanessence.
Because for the first time in Lucid life, he had the feeling someone understood his pain. So Lucid listened to the songs in one ear while using his other ear to follow Khilo's story. But it was so difficult because Lucid... really loved Khilo! Lucid knew these were wrong feelings to have because... younknow, it's Khilo and their love would make life very difficult because Lucid also remembered a prophecy that someone had told him in the past (before he was rapped) and that said that if Lucid would ever fall in love with Khilo, that then Mark Zuckerberg would find them and kill them! And as Lucid was putting on some new blood red ankle spikes that went well with the dark black studded dog collar that Rosalina had recommended, Lucid suddenly saw a glint in the distance and he knew instantly what it was: it was the diamond cock ring of Mark Zuckerberg! He had come to haunt Lucid and destroy Khilo! Then our sexy gang knew what to do. They had to infiltrate Mark Zuckerberg's phallic shaped volcano but in order to do so, they had to wear a disguise. Lucid thought long and hard about the best disguise.
They couldn't be too obvious or threatening because then Mark Zuckerberg's guards could catch them. But they couldn't look too mundane because then Mark Zuckerberg's guards would never let them couldn't go naked, as they were likely to be Sex. No... they had to be clever. So Lucid came up with the best idea he had: they would dress up in gothic clothes! Lucids friends were a little skeptic at the idea, but they all agreed it was for the best. But where would they get the best gothic clothing to surprise the guards with? Rosalina knew exactly the best store to go: TBurtons. So they all went there in the dread of the night and smashed in the doorlock in order to enter the store.
Khilo deactivated the alarm and so they could easily get into the store and take whatever they need in order to infiltrate Mark Zuckerberg's headquarters (but that was ok because Rosalina knew the store owner and she'd be heavily compensated after the adventure even though she was already quite rich from her gothic store franchise). As normal, Lucid couldn't help but get embarrassed about getting naked in front of Rosalina and Khilo in a store at swallowed his blushes and got on with it though. Lucid put on nice tight studded leather pantsthat made his trouser lump stand out noticeably. .
Then a black tanktop with My Chemical Romance's logo on the back and on top of it all a nice long leather coat with red streaks on the side. Then he painted his nails black and used red to draw little drops of blood on there but he only did that because the color reminded him of his mothers eyes, not because he is a vampire or a killer or something. Rosalina wore a short red skirt with long black stockings that had holes where the toes would go so she could still paint her toenails. And she also had a corset made from dragons gut that looked so awesome on her. Over this all she had a long leather coat. Khilo also had cool clothes (A/N but I'm running out of imagination to describe it, so I guess he looked like Neo from the Matrix i know it's an old movie but those clothes look soooo cool) Finally they were ready to face Mark Zuckerberg! It must be here somewhere, but I have no idea where it could be", wondered Lucid At that moment, Khilo fell down some steps near a hut.
At the bottom was Mark Zuckerberg`s new tower! As they entered, it was strangely and creepily abandoned. "Come on" said Lucid..and then they went on their way! "Ok, he is sure to be in the penthouse sweet in his iggloo " said Mario pressing the correct elevator button The elevator went up a few floors. SUDDENLY there was a bang on the roof! "down!" shouted Princess Peach. And they did. Which is just as well, because seconds later... The hatch opened and a couple of mercenaryss with slingshots pirouetted down. "oh god! What are we going to do!?" said Khilo "We gota think fast" said Mario. "Ok" "I know you dont like violence, Lucid, But you have to do this. Do it for me. please.." Said Wiese "Ok, your right, I know we have to fight them" said Lucid who did a massive mighty super kirate kick just as the first soldier landed causing boobs to bounce which knocked them unconscious. "Nice work. But its not over yet! Look!" A massive lackys appeared, but they killed him. Ding! They had reached their floor.
Lucid had some time before he had to do anything, so He decided to have another flashback. It was just after the Karaoke. They had stepped of the stage to loud applause and were now looking at eachother. "Hi" Lucid said, meekly. "Hay" Rosalina said, also meekly. Their confidence from moments ago had evaporated like alcohol. "Do you want too..." "maybe.." "ok then." So they walked to the cloakroom. It wasn't long before their lips were together. Lucid couldn't remember who made the first move. He did remember the taste though. The taste of Rosalina. Rosalina tasted like kumquat on a winter noon. Refreshing and salty but also a bit sour. What had they been eating? Lucidtried to work out it. It took much tung work. After a few minutes mouth to mouth pot holing, Rosalina guessed what Lucid was doing. "I had pomegranate for lunch." "oh" "you dont have to stop though" "oh. Good!" Lucid said, with great relief. They finally drew away after what seemed a whole wednesday but was only mere minutes. The taste of Rosalina's lips (and other things) still lingered in Lucids mouth as they finally looked upon each other with new eyes. Relieved sighs came from both of them as both embraced, Rosalina snuggling against Lucids neck as he snuggled upto Rosalina's torso. Rosalina went further by clutching Lucid with his fingers, pulling at the fabric of His slacks to feel what was underneath. The telltale shape in His leggings stood out between them, especially with the weight it had against Lucids thigh. Rosalina moved over Lucids body like a serpent and lovenly nuzzled at a peaked abbs. Lucid liked this a lot and started making a lot of noise. Rosalina joined in. "Owwww...Ahhh...MAHAhhhEEkkk...aakk" It got pretty noisy from that point on. Both of them had a lot of fun and made a lot of noise!. Lucid sounded like T-Rex ! Rosalina sounded like a heard of Batss on drugs. They had a lot of..."fun". "My groinal area are hurting...can we stop? 12 times is enough surely?" Rosalina said, pleading. "No...MORE MORE MORE" said Lucid, with apparently an insatiable apatite Rosalina finally slapped Lucid to get Him to stop. "Sorry about that, I got a little carried away" said Lucid. "Thats ok I...enjoyed it." said Rosalina blushing in the way they always did. "Tomorrow?" "Yes" said Rosalina. "I'll bring some of my toys next time for us to play with" said Lucid. And with that they left the cloakroom and returned to the party. The months that followed were fun but eventually they broke up and became enemies.
"So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky A eagle appeared above them. Mark Zuckerberg laughed at them from it. "Ha Ha Ha Ha" "I could gun you all down from here with my katana, but I would rather do this...personal style." he leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop "Ready?" he said, still laughing. Lucid removed his shirt and flexed his abs. "Yes. I am ready. " With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing (which were littoral bow and arrows). "I kill you dead" Mark Zuckerberg head butted Lucid in the chest Lucid fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground. "Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Mark Zuckerberg "You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?" "I had too, for all that is good and just in the world." "Well now you will die. Goodbye." Mark Zuckerberg leaned over Lucid/ holding his penis. "Quick Lucid/ use this!" said Wiese ,chucking a nearby balloon towards Lucid. Lucid grabbed it and chucked it towards Mark Zuckerberg hard, knocking him backwards...off the edge of the tall hut they were on! "Goodbye, Mark Zuckerberg have a nice fall!" "ARrrrrgggg" "We are safe now, he fell to certain doom." Khilo and Mario got out from the cornor where they were cuddleing. "Thank you, you saved us all" "Dont mention it." So they left the tower and went home. They lived happily ever after and had lots of kids. The End