Note: I do not own Helluva Boss or Venom.

Being an Imp was a tough life. That was what Eddie Brock knew the moment he was born into this world. Or rather, into Hell.

Abandoned by his parents when he was still a kid, Eddie had to live by himself and thrive on what he could find on the streets. Eddie desperately needed a job.

Until, he witnessed a commercial. One that deemed that they could travel into the living realm to help others take revenge. Eddie thought to himself. "This could work." He said.

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"And why exactly do I need to be doing this, sir?" A short imp demon with white hair said as he stood still with an apple on his head.

"It's to practice my aiming, Mox." Another imp said as he aimed his gun right at the apple. "Besides, you're familiar with getting shots to the face, eh?"

Moxxie glared at his boss. "Sir, that is incredibly inappropriate."

Blitzo chuckled. "We're in hell, Mox. Who the fuck cares about what's appropriate or not? Now hold still or else I'll blow off that pretty head of yours."

Millie stood next to Moxxie and held his hand. "Just be careful, okay?" She told Blitzo.

Then, in perfect timing. The door opens, startling Blitzo into pulling the trigger. The bullet successfully hit the apple off of Moxxie's head but then it kept going, ricocheting from wall to wall until it hit the wall next to the front door, startling the newcomer.

"Shit! It's a client!" Moxxie panicked. "We are so sorry, sir!"

"It's... Okay." Eddie said while staring at the bullet hole. The blonde then closed the door behind him and walked to the front desk. "I take it you're I.M.P.?"

Blitzo grinned. "The one and only! So what is it you need Blondie? Need some revenge on whoever fucked you over up there?"

Eddie simply shook his head. "Actually, I'm here for a different reason... Do you guys have a job opening?"

... "A what?" Blitzo bluntly stated.

Eddie sheepishly rubbed the back of his head. "Well, I saw your ad on TV and thought this would make a good job for me!"

"Well, that depends. You good with killing?" Blitzo asked.

Eddie shook his head. "Uh. No."

"Ever killed someone?"

"No."

"You good with weapons?"

"No."

"...Have you ever even held a gun before?"

"No."

Blitzo chuckled to himself. "Well, okay then. Get the FUCK out!"

"Come on, Blitz. You don't have to be too harsh on him." Millie defended.

"Well, fine." Blitzo sighed. "But you need to pass the initiation

Eddie raised an eyebrow at that. "The initiation?"

"You're gonna have to spend an entire day in the living realm without getting caught once or else your ass is outta here!" Blitzo explained the rules to Eddie.

"Huh, that's it? Alright then." Eddie shrugged.

Moxxie then approached Blitzo "But sir, we never had an initiation before."

"Oh, shut the fuck up, Mox. Anyways, uhh..."

"Edward. Edward Brock." Eddie introduced himself to the other Imps. "Or you could just call me, Eddie."

"Alright then, Eds. Let's get your initiation started!"

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After being transported to a large city on Earth, thanks to a Hellhound named Loona using a Grimoire, Eddie's initiation officially began. Eddie was accompanied by the three other Imps to make sure his initiation went well.

Hours passed and overall, it went pretty well! Eddie couldn't believe that no one noticed him despite his appearances, either he was really lucky or that the humans are really dumb. Probably both.

Soon, after it was night time and Eddie, Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie were hiding out in the alleyway.

Blitzo, who had climbed up a dumpster, shushed the others. "Remember, we can't be seen!" Until, he slipped and fell into the dumpster, creating noise.

"Pardon my words, sir, but you're currently being the loudest." Moxxie noted to his boss.

"Yeah, he's kinda right." Eddie added.

"Shut both of your dick-sucking lips right now." Blitzo practically yelled at the two.

Then, a portal opens and both Eddie and Moxxie notices. "Looks like my initiation is finished." Said Eddie as he walked over to the portal and jumped into it.

Moxxie was about to follow suit but the Blitzo tackled him "Look out!" He yelled as a net narrowly misses the two demons.

"What the hell!?" Eddie exclaimed and the demons all saw a human in a suit holding a large gun. Then came another human holding a tranquilizer gun.

"Loona! Close it!"

The Hellhound did as she was told and the portal closes, leaving the two Imps behind in the living realm while Eddie, Millie and Loona were left in the office.

"That... Wasn't supposed to happen... Was it?" Eddie asked dumbfoundedly.

Millie then rushed over to the wall where the portal was and began to punch it repeatedly with tears welling up in her eyes. "SHIT!Shit, shit, shit!

Loona walks over to Millie. "You uh... You okay, there?"

"What are you doing sittin' there!? The boys are in trouble! Open it again!"

"Yeah, we can't just leave them behind!"

Loona sighed. "Blitzo was using a total of zero euphemisms, innuendos, or swears. That means it was serious, which means I don't open it until-"

Then Millie snaps and grabs Loona by the shirt and yells at her face. "Open the fucking portal. NOW!"

With zero hesitation, Loona and Millie prepare their equipment to rescue the others. Loona grabs a handgun on the desk then hands it to Eddie. "Here. You might need this."

Eddie eyed the gun cautiously. "Uh. Thanks."

Then, flamed enveloped Loona and then her features changed drastically from that of a Hellhound to a human. Eddie's eyes widened in shock from seeing that. "Woah! You can do that!?"

But before Loona could say something, Millie yelled out. "No time to talk about it now, let's go!!"

Loona opens up a portal to Earth and Millie hops through it, ready to tear limbs off only to find that both Imps and the humans are gone. "They aren't here!"

Loona then picked up Millie and sniffed the ground, "It smells like they went this way."

"If we go now, we can find them in no time!" Exclaimed Eddie.

"Come on... Let's find the dumbass twins."

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In the hallways, Agent One and Two are hauling both of the unconscious demons. Agent Two exclaims excitedly. "Can you believe it, One! Actual demons in our possession!"

"Hell yeah!" Said Agent One "This is way cooler than that time, the alien branch gave us this weird black, gooey thing as a souvenir!" One says as he pulls out a small vial, containing said black, gooey mass.

"What even is that thing anyway?" Asked Two.

"I dunno. They said it was organic extraterrestrial life... But it looks more like a piece of turd to me!".

"Eh, just forget about it! We have demons in our hands! Ha!"

One chuckled. "Yeah, you're right." And then he tossed the vial aside and it broke right on the floor. The black goo, now having been freed began to slither along the ground and left the scene.

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Meanwhile, at a large building labeled "D.H.O.R.K.S.", the three demons appeared by the side of the building, noting a bunch of guards at the front door.

"This is where they ended up?" Millie asked Loona.

"I think so. Fuck, this looks intense." Loona exclaimed.

"This place looks heavily guarded." Adds Eddie. "We have to be extra careful!"

Loona groaned. "How are we gonna get in?"

Millie then notices something above their heads and points at it. "Lift me up to that vent!"

Loona does so as she raises her arm, allowing Millie to climb it and enter the vent. A few seconds later and Millie opens the locked door in front of them and they head inside.

Going through hallways and passing by unsuspecting guards, trying to be sneaky proved to be futile as one guard witnessed the intrusion and sounded the alarm.

The trio of demons halted in their tracks as countless of guards appeared out of the hallways. "Look out!" Eddie said as one guard lunged to attack but Loona dodged it and used Millie's axe to chop his leg off.

Loona and Millie began killing guards left and right while all Eddie did was run and shoot. Eddie fired his handgun and killed a few attacking guards. "Huh, not bad." Commented Loona.

Loona then began to run across the hallway and grabbed Millie by the hand and Eddie followed them. At the end of the hallway, was a large door and behind it were a couple of guards. One guard threw a bunch of ninja stars at the demons but they narrowly missed.

"Throw me!" Millie yelled out and Loona did so, throwing Millie into the room as the door closed. Screams and the sound of blood emanated behind the door until it opened, revealing a bloody Millie and a couple of maimed corpses.

Eddie and Loona gawked at the sight. "Jeez." Was all Eddie could say.

"Damn! You're pretty agile for an old lady!" Loona said, clearly impressed.

Millie huffed. "I'm, like, five years older than you."

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After a really crazy trip as well as a sort of self reflection, Blitzo and Moxxie sat there in a room, tied up to chairs. They both silently sat there thinking about the things they said. Or rather, sang. "Do you remember what you said to me after my first day with the company?" Moxxie decided to break the silence.

"...Not really."

"I remember. You told me I did a good job and that you were proud to work with me. I feel like you wanted to say something more judgmental, but... you said that because I needed it... And it helped."

"Look, I'm hard on you, because I know what you're capable of, Mox." Blitzo said to the other Imp. Unbeknownst to the two, a certain black sludge seeped into the room through a crack in the wall. The black goo began to slither its way towards Blitzo while he continued to talk.

"You care too much about what everyone thinks except for...me, because, y'know, my opinion is correct, but just... keep doing a good job. 'Kay? You shoot 'n kill good, you escape things easy... you can be strategic and cold-blooded when you need to, aaaand don't expect any more compliments; I'm maxed out." Blitzo finished as the goo latched onto his foot.

"Thank you, sir."

"You know my name... Use it."

"Thanks, Blitzo."

Then, the two demons heard loud thumping coming from the ceiling and from it came Millie crashing down. "There's my Millie!" Moxxie excitedly exclaimed.

And from that same hole came down Eddie who face planted on the floor. "Eds?" Blitzo asked.

"Mox!" Millie yelled and ran over to her husband and boss and began to untie them.

"Impressive work, Mills! How'd you get here all by yourself?" Blitzo asked with an impressed tone but the two lovers simply shared a tender reunion.

Then, Loona appeared crashing through the glass window using Agent Two as a makeshift battering ram.

"Loonie!?"

"Get your asses out here before more fuckers show up!" Then Loona threw Two at One and hopped towards the group, changing into her Hellhound form. She drops the backpack containing weapons while Blitzo and Moxxie look at each other with mischievous grins.

The demons pull out their weapons while a dazed Agent One pushes a button, alarming all the agents into the room. They surrounded the demons all with weapons of their own.

"Okay, I've had one too many emotions for today! Guys... Let's FUCK these FUCKERS UP!!"

Moxxie smiles and nods and an intense fight between demon and human began. Guns blazing and blood splattering all over the room as Blitzo and the gang used their weapons to murder every single agent in the room.

Blitzo moves all over the room, shooting agents left and right. He moves over to Loona who was too busy with killing. "DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS!" She notices Blitzo. "What?"

"I am just so damn proudof you, Loonie!" He then hugs Loona's face and kisses her cheek."Bye, sweetie!"

Blitzo then runs over to Millie who was cutting down agents with her giant axe with flourish. "Hey, Mills!"

"Hey, Blitz! Just one sec!'

Millie then decapitates another agent and cuts down a few more. Blitzo appears, holding a shotgun. "Do you need a gun or anything?"

"Nah, I'm good!" Millie said as she cuts down more agents and wrapped one around her legs into a leglock.

"How about some water?"

"Sure!" Millie then opens her mouth as Blitzo squeezes a water bottle into it. "Ahh! Thanks, Blitz!" She says as she snaps the neck of the agent between her legs.

"No problemy, Millie-Billie!" Blitzo then proceeded to run towards Eddie who was shooting down agents with a handgun. "Impressive work, Eds! Pretty good for your initiation! Keep that up and we'll have you as our official 5th member of I.M.P.!"

"Thanks!" Eddie said with a smile as he gunned down more agents.

Blitzo smiles at him and then pulls out two guns from the backpack. He wears a sadistic smile as he eyes the agents in front of him with a feral look in his eyes. "Now who wants some quality time with, Daddy?"

Then Blitzo began to gun down the agents in front of him with pure aggressiveness. The Imp pulls out a metal bat and then bashes onto an agent and hits a grenade like a baseball. "Haha! How do you like that fuckers!"

But then suddenly, Blitzo was snatched by a hook to his shoulder. "Ow, fuck! What the f-" And then he was pulled into a dogpile of agents.

Eddie notices this and calls out. "Guys! Blitz is in trouble!"

"Oh, crumbs!" Yelled Moxxie.

Millie glared at the agents. "Hey! Get the fuck away from- Huh?"

The pile of agents began to shake and tremble until suddenly...

BAM!

A black figure emerges from the pile. Blitzo was now covered in inky black goo from head to toe, his eyes now pure white and he had sharper claws and a more armored like body. "You guys... Have no FUCKING idea..."

"...Sir?" Moxxie asked bewildered.

The demons and the agents stared at the new appearance of Blitzo in awed silence. Then Blitzo attacked, throwing his arm onto a couple of agents and from it, black tendrils shot out and slammed them into the wall. "I feel... Strong!" Exclaimed Blitzo.

Blitzo lunged at more agents and began to throw punches. Shattering their skulls and spilling more blood. "This feels so fucking GOOD!" He yells as he uses his tendrils to toss agents around the room.

Meanwhile, Agents One and Two began crawling away from the room in fear. "What the hell is that thing!" Two asked.

"I don't know!" One replied as they continued to crawl towards a button.

Moxxie, Millie, Loona and Eddie continued to kill the agents but not while looking at Blitzo. "Guys! What's up with, Blitz!" Millie asked pointing at the demon who was maiming agents with his new tendril attacks while laughing maniacally.

"I don't know!" Exclaimed Moxxie. "But we don't have time to discuss! We need to get outta- Oof!" But then Moxxie was tackled by Blitzo who chuckled.

"How's that for demon scum!"

Meanwhile, the two remaining agents then smashed a button and an alarm began blaring and the room turned red... "Oh, shit! C'mon, fam! Let's blow this cocksicle joint!"

Then, as they were about to leave. Several large doors just slammed shut on the demons, trapping them inside. "Quick, the book!"

"Shit! I can't... I can't read the spell in this light! I can't see dick!"

Then Blitzo turned around to see the two agents walk up to them with guns pointed. As Blitzo was about to engage them into a fight, the black goo from his body dissipated into him, leaving him feeling vulnerable. "Well, shit. Looks like we've milked this weapon tit dry, and now we're out of badassery."

"Ha! You demons aren't goin'anywherenow! Ha!" Said Agent Two but as the two agents closed in on the helpless demons, the room began to tremble.

Screens suddenly turned to static before shutting off and being flung across the room and then a dark voice emanated from nowhere called out. "Who dares threaten my Impish little plaything?"

"Who said that!?" Agent One asked out loud and notices Agent Two spasming. "Agent Two?"

Then, Two's head turned 180 degrees to the back, her face now bloodied with bloodshot eyes and sporting a wide toothy smile. "What's the matter, demon hunter? Never seen a REAL demon before?"

Suddenly, the dead agents rise from the floor and began using their blood to draw a summoning circle on where Agent Two stood. Two's head then whips back into place and she began vomiting black sludge and feathers as laughter could be heard. The black mass escapes Two's mouth as she and One cower back as the mass shapes itself into a shadowy owl monster figure. The owl monster roars at the two agents before transforming back into its normal form: Stolas of the Ars Goetia, himself.

Stolas walks over to a button and presses it and then the lights turn back on. Stolas approaches the four Imps and Hellhound. "Stolas? Wha- A- Wh- Hold on, how did you know that we needed help?"

"I have my ways, darling. Are you alright?"

"Ugh. I'm fine, Stolas."

"Hm, good. How the FUCK...did you get caught by humans?! Are you little creatures not being careful up here?! You know, ifyou get in trouble, I get in trouble and we don't want that!"

Moxxie then adds in. "They... caught us off guard, your highness."

"...Yeah, you can unclench your bird-puss, Stolas. It's not gonna happen again, 'kay?"

Stolas groans. "Luckily for you... most don't believe the word of the demon-obsessed lunatics. They are seen as kooks! Kooks! Such a silly word! Now! Let us all return!" Stolas says so as he opens a portal back to the I.M.P. office.

"Yes, please. I'd like to get back to thecorrecthellhole as soon as possible." Moxxie, Millie, Loona and Eddie then entered the portal. Stolas picks Blitzo up from his feet.

"Are you okay, my little Blitzy?" Stolas asked with a sweet tone.

"I dunno. I feel... Weird and slimy." Said Blitzo, recalling the time he was covered in black goo. Although, it felt odd, he also felt... Stronger, strangely.

Stolas chuckles. "Quite an understatement about what I'm going to do to you when we're done~."

"Well, I suppose that's right. Want me to fuck your brains out tonight?

"Very much so." Then Stolas leans in for a kiss.

"Alright. But, you're keepin' quiet, or I'm usin' those bear traps."

"Oh~ Please do~." Then the two began to make out, leaving through the portal as the two agents gawk in shock.

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After a long night of wild debauchery. Stolas is sound asleep in bed while Blitzo sat at the side on the bed. He recalls the time he was covered in that black sludge and how good it made him feel. The power. The bloodlust. It felt so cathartic to him.

Blitzo held out his hand and from it, small black tendrils popped out of his fingers. "This feels weird... I fucking like it."

To be continued...

Hello! Author, here! This was an idea in my head I had for a while now so I had to let it out there, y'know? Also, first thing, this story will take only a few elements from the Venom movies namely that there will be no Spider-Man, sorry for that. And that this will be an alternative universe/continuity to the main Helluva Boss show but that's usually what fanfiction is for so why should I explain it already!

Anyways, thank you so much for reading my story and don't forget to Rate and Review! I'll see you next time!