Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, Shadow, Amy, Rouge, Vector and Birdo were at Ihop, sitting at an outside table for lunch. Knuckles was checking out Rouge's rack whereas Vector was trying to get over nicotine withdrawal. Tails was coloring while Amy was staring at Sonic, who was so used to her staring at him that he wasn't creeped out.
"Wow, like I can't believe we all won a free lunch together!" Sonic said kindly because he was the friendliest one.
"Seems kinda suspicious if you asked me." Vector said as he absentmindedly held his drinking straw like a cigarette.
"That's why I came." Said Shadow, "I like danger."
"And I like dangerous men." Birdo retorted with a wink.
"There's no danger here as long as Sonic is around." Said Amy as she battled her eyes.
Just then, a bunch of creepy, white bald guys in plain clothing approached them and aimed super soakers at them.
"I knew something was off." Vector said.
"They can't hurt us with squirt guns, guys." Sonic reassured them.
"Actually," Tails began, "Shut Up, kid." Vector interrupted.
"They probably just want to get my boobies wet." Rouge said and gave them a shake, making Knuckles' eyes get bigger from the lust that was happening.
The bald guys shot the soaker guns at the people but it turned out the guns were full of chloroform so everybody got knocked out.
Shadow slowly woke up tiredly. Once he was conscious enough, he looked around and saw that he was on a plain bed, in some manner of room. Knuckles, Amy and Vector were there as well, each on their own bed.
The room had white walls and looked somewhat professional, as if it belonged to the military.
Shadow got up and went through the only door the room had. As soon as he did he stopped, he was looking across the hall at a window, but all he could see were stars.
He looked left and right down the brown metal corridor and realized he was in a place of some sort.
He went back into the room and saw that Knuckles was just waking up.
"What the," he asked, "Where are we?"
"I think we're in outer space for some reason." Shadow answered. The same thing happened with Vector and then Amy.
After the confusion and speculation that one would expect in this kind of situation Shadow said, "Whoever brought us here probably knows we're awake." And pointed at a camera in the corner of the room.
Being a tad cranky, Vector gave the camera the bird with his middle finger.
"Where are the others?" Amy asked, only actually caring about Sonic.
"Well, we've got nothing better to do," Knuckles said, "let's go look for them."
They headed out and after walking for the appropriate amount of time, they came upon a room. But when they looked inside, screaming and barfing happened.
In the room were Sonic, Tails, Rouge and Birdo, all dead with their chests exploded outward.
Amy started crying and wailing, "Sonic! Who could have done this to you, my Sonic!"
Shadow grabbed her by the shoulders and said, "Keep it together." Shaking her as if it would help somehow.
She calmed down some, then went over to Sonic and kissed his cheek. Then she put her face over his crotch and took a good sniff.
"We should definitely do the sort of thing that gets us out of here." Knuckles said as he took one last look at Rouge's chest.
They explored their surroundings and concluded they were on a spaceship or space station. I mean, what other conclusion can you come to when all you see when you look outside is outer space, am I right?
They noticed more cameras about the place as they continued exploring, hoping to find a way out. They came across what looked like shedded snake skins, one of which Shadow picked up.
"What did I just step in?" Vector asked as he examined the slimy substance on the bottom of his shoe.
"It looks like personal lubricant." Knuckles noted.
"This isn't from a snake," Shadow said as he examined what he had in his hands, "but it does look like some sort of skin."
He dropped it to the floor and added, "Shed skin."
Amy thought "Shed Skin" sounded like it could be the name of a band.
"So we're not alone." Said Knuckles.
Suddenly, with suddenness, some manner of beast creature ran into the area with such blinding speed that it almost looked like it appeared out of nowhere.
The creature was big, black and spikey like shadow, but had a tail, big teeth, and no eyes. It was so horrific that Amy screamed like a pterodactyl having an orgasm.
Having the monster's attention, Amy became grabbed by the monster, and before she could react, it shot a second, smaller mouth out of its bigger, first mouth. This penetrated Amy's forehead bloodily.
Knuckles punched the creature in the side of the head and knocked it out.
Upon noticing how Amy was now dead from forehead penetration, the rest of them sprinted into the next room. The room had weapons in it, a flamethrower, a pulse rifle, a smart gun and a pistol.
Shadow grabbed the flamethrower because fire is metal and he was something of a metal fellow himself.
Knuckles took the smart gun, not because he was smart, but because it was big and so was he.
Vector took the pulse rifle because it was the only thing left that was bigger than the pistol.
Now wielding weapons, they went out and killed the spiky alien beast, and found that it's blood was highly corrosive, and it left a hole in the floor.
Just then they heard a vocal sounding screech. They looked down the hall and saw a beast similar to the last one, except that this one wasn't very spiky and had two tails.
They made a run for it.
The two-tailed creature pursued, spinning it's tails around so that it could fly over the hole in the floor from the first creature.
The three guys that were alive and not monsters came upon a room with a transparent pool table in it.
They closed the door they had come through by pushing a button, since they were in space and that's how space doors usually work.
The guys took a moment to play some pool and try to figure out what was going on.
Shadow, being the ultimate lifeform, had figured things out. "Those creatures must have spawned from the dead bodies of our now dead friends." He said as he gave the 8 ball an angry, lustful look, "They've taken on qualities of their hosts." After Shadow took a shot it was Vector's turn.
"But why are the rest of us here?" Knuckles asked as Vector took a shot.
Shadow pointed at the camera in the corner of the room, "Whoever brought us here must be using us as test subjects to see what these creatures can do, and are using the cameras to watch."
"That's sick!" Knuckles said, not just because of the lethal experiment they were a part of, but because he had scratched his butthole earlier because he thought no one was looking, but with the cameras all about, someone was, and they had seen him commit this intimate act if grossness upon himself.
"Who do ya think is behind this?" Vector asked as he licked the excess chalk off the end of his pool cue.
"Evil doctor scientists no doubt." Shadow replied and took a shot.
"Eggman?" Knuckles asked as he watched Vector take a shot.
"I don't know, this isn't really his style." Shadow said as he watched Knuckles take a shot. None of them had gotten any balls into the holes yet because they were really bad at pool.
Just then they heard the door open and looked to see with their eyes that it was the two-tailed creature. They had figured it was too feral to open a door but obviously they were wrong.
They were in disbelief when they saw that it was also holding the pistol they had left behind in the other room.
It shot Vector and he died, the other guys shot it and it died. Then they kept moving to be out of there.
The space station they were on was like a pointless maze. It was amazing.
They of course encountered another one of those monster thingies. This one had the most noticeable features of a bat, the big boobs. Knuckles was mesmerized as it approached to become toward him. It then grabbed its own boobs and squirted Knuckles with them, but it wasn't just milk, it was acid milk, the kind that burns your face off, which it did, to Knuckles.
He died from being killed.
The boob monster ran and pursued Shadow, but it's boobs were so heavy that the bouncing from the running made them tear off. As they landed on the floor the acid-milk spilled out and burned a huge hole in the floor, one that went down so deep it went all the way to the outside of the space station.
The creature then dun got sucked out into space along with Knuckles' body. The part of the station it was in was sealed off from the rest so it made no difference to Shadow.
Continuing to wander aimlessly since that's all you can when you're essentially a rat in a maze, Shadow came across a bigger room with a bigger monster in it, twice as big as the others. It had a big mouth that it used to barf up strange eggs.
When it noticed Shadow it let out a hiss, so he shot a blast from his flamethrower as a warming shot.
The beast shrieked and shot an egg out its mouth at Shadow.
He dodged it and when the egg creature shot another one, which he caught. As he threw the egg back at her, the top of the egg (which was facing Shadow) opened up and out popped something boney and spider like that latched onto his face, wrapping its tail around his neck.
Unfortunately, the acid that burned a hole in the ship earlier damaged mechanical and technological aspects of it, causing a chain reaction that ended with the whole place blowing up, killing everything on board. Whoops.
The end.
