Drinking Alone

Disclaimer: I never owned Glee.

Chapter 1: One Margarita

After the COVID-19 pandemic, Noah Puckerman got a job at Hummel's Tire and Lube, owned by Mick Hummel, the brother of Congressman Burt Hummel and uncle to Kurt Anderson. He had been dishonorably discharged from the Navy after sleeping with one of his superiors.

One night after work, he went to Scandals, a gay bar outside of Lima, Ohio. It was his first time, and he was nervous. He soon noticed Kurt sitting alone, crying, and he sat beside him, saying, "I got caught having sex with my former boss, and I'm sorry about Tracy's death from COVID-19. I got a job at Mick's. I bought your old house, and I live there now." He soon finished his beer and stood up, holding out his hand. Kurt took Noah's hand, and they both got into his truck, heading to his new home.

Kurt soon unbuttoned his jeans as Noah licked his lips in anticipation. Soon enough, Kurt was naked and wearing Noah's Naval Aviator jacket while Noah carried him inside. He sat Kurt down on the couch and almost tripped as he ran back to his truck to retrieve Kurt's clothes.

Noah took a deep breath and entered the house to see Kurt passed out on the couch. He knelt beside him and whispered, "God, Kurt, I hope you pop my cherry ass tomorrow. I'm glad I didn't tell you I slept with a chick. I'm done with women and want to be your slave." Noah didn't notice Kurt's eyes opening slightly or his smile as he carried him to bed. Then he soon felt Noah's penis between his butt cheeks.

As Noah drifted off to sleep, Kurt grabbed his phone and took a picture of him. He sent it to Quinn with the message. "Puck didn't sleep with a guy. But he wants to now. Tell Dad he owes you forty bucks. I know. That bet was about Finn, but Puck is your ex now. Do you want to be our surrogate?"

Quinn replies, "I know he wants to sleep with his princess, but no. I don't want to be the surrogate. Blaine told me about him leaving you. Now, go fuck Puck's brains out and leave me alone!"

Soon, Santana texts him a picture of Quinn, who was passed out at Scandals, and the message, "She asked me to meet her here and showed up drunk. I don't know what Puck said to her, but if he wants to be your rebound, I am sure they will blow up my phone tomorrow. One tip. When it comes to sucking Puck's dick, take your time. Oh, God! Blaine is here and somehow knows you are with Puck. There goes my night."

Noah and Kurt woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. When they returned to bed, Noah put his legs over his head and said, "Fuck me, Kurt." First, Kurt tongue-fucked Noah while he jerked himself off. He inserted two fingers into Noah's ass and used scissoring motions to stretch his entrance.

When Noah was prepped, Kurt got a condom from the nightstand and took a swig of whiskey. Then he kissed him as he entered him. Noah kept his eyes on Kurt the whole time and never dropped his gaze as Kurt made love to him. As they came together, they said, "I love you." They didn't know whether it was the alcohol or their desire. But they knew at that moment that they didn't want anyone else.

As they switched positions, Kurt could tell Noah was nervous. He kissed him to ease his nerves, and then Noah mirrored what Kurt did to him. He also used some lube and took his time, so he wouldn't hurt Kurt since he was much larger than him. As they came together this time, Noah said, "I don't know if it's the alcohol talking, but I love you. I'm glad I found you at Scandals, Kurt."

He looked Noah up and down as he said, "Quinn went to Scandals drunk and asked Santana to meet her there. She's upset you rebounded with me and doesn't want to be our surrogate. I hope once the alcohol wears off, she'll change her mind."

He paused before continuing, "Just out of curiosity, what did you tell Quinn when you broke up with her, and why did you want to be with me?"

Noah sighed and said, "I told her I would rather be with my princess than ever be with her. I forgot all about calling you that and was talking about Beth. I never said anything about sleeping with anyone. Tonight was my first time with a guy, and I never thought you would fuck me. I thought you would leave as soon as you woke up. Santana was the only one who knew about my plan. I guess she told Quinn about it before she got drunk."

He soon got up, grabbed a key from his closet, and picked up Kurt. As they headed to a door with two locks; Noah said, "This might be why Santana thinks I'll blow up her phone." When he opened the door, Kurt saw over thirty guns.

Kurt kisses Noah passionately and says, "Sam told Blaine about all your guns. I didn't believe him, so I stayed to prove to everyone they were wrong. When you told me about sleeping with your superior, I knew you didn't sleep with a man."

He looked at the guns again and continued, "All my stuff is in a storage unit near Scandals. My clothes are at Santana's, and I have fantasies about wearing your T-shirts now that my marriage to Blaine is over."

Noah locked his gun cabinet and said, "As long as I can carry you around like this, I'm fine with it." They soon headed back to bed, and Noah grabbed a Van Halen t-shirt from a dresser drawer. He handed Kurt the shirt and then put on some boxers and sweatpants.

Then, Noah said, "I asked Mick if I could have tomorrow off. Remember when Finn used to play paintball wars with me?"

Kurt chuckled and said, "Blaine got into that when we lived in New York, and Sam asked him to join him at a game a couple of days ago. Sam invited me, but I told him I had other plans. Now, I want to go and watch you show Blaine why Tracy loved the Hulk."

Noah glares at him before Kurt shows him a picture on his phone of Tracy holding a Hulk doll with a Mohawk. Noah says, "I saw this picture on Facebook. Burt sent it to me on Facebook Messenger. I told him and Mom I was gay yesterday before I went to Scandals. I said I was done with women and asked Burt if I would make an awesome son-in-law. He told me he doubted I could get you to kiss me, let alone date me." Kurt puts Noah's hand on his penis as he smiles, but he doesn't say anything.

Noah kisses Kurt and says, "Twenty bucks says Quinn won't pay Burt until after she asks us to forgive her."

Kurt gets up on his knees and says, "Thirty bucks says Santana will block Quinn and Blaine on Facebook tonight." He takes a picture of them kissing and posts it on Facebook.

Then Noah made a video before they went to sleep, saying, "This is Kurt Anderson, my new boyfriend. Sorry, ladies. I'm his eye candy now." In the morning, they noticed Noah's video got just as much love as it did hate; before Kurt reposted it and Norah, Sarah, and Burt reposted it.

Kurt was shocked when Quinn shared the video, but not when she called him. He answered the call and heard Quinn crying. She said, "Puck texted me last night after he posted the video. I talked to your dad this morning and will gladly be your surrogate. Look, Kurt, Puck never does anything halfway. Just promise me you won't let him get away with anything like your dad did."

Noah chuckles, and Kurt notices him wearing a flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off. He says, "He bought it for me, and I'm as shocked as you that he wants to be my boyfriend."

Noah holds Kurt's penis as he says, "Kurt hates to cut this call short, Quinn, but we doubt you want to hear me blowing his dick right now."

Quinn chuckles and says, "Kurt, you better send me a picture. Everybody wants proof. They think this is a trick to get Blaine back, and they think Puck is helping you get back at me." She ends the call before Kurt can respond, and he records Noah blowing his penis before sending it to Quinn.

As Noah swallowed Kurt's load, he said, "More," and wiped his mouth. Kurt happily obliged and let Noah suck him three more times.

Then Kurt lies on his back, and Noah kisses his pucker. He uses KY jelly from his nightstand and says, "I want to get this right, Kurt. I almost went back home last night, but I knew if I didn't do something, I would let Finn down. I doubt he wanted me to be your partner, but he would have wanted me to be there for you."

Slowly entering Kurt's ass, Noah kissed him and whispered, "So tight! You're mine, and I'm yours! You hear me? I'm not leaving you, Kurt." He came inside Kurt's ass and took a picture with his phone, which he sent to Blaine.

He also sent a message, saying, "You're right. Tracy isn't my daughter, but you forgot that Kurt isn't your husband anymore. You could have had Quinn or Rachel give you another baby instead of filing for divorce, Blaine, but I'm glad you didn't. Kurt deserves better and someone who won't leave him when times get tough. I love Kurt, and I'm not leaving him."

A couple of days later, Burt and Carole came down from Washington to visit Kurt, who was at Crosshairs watching Noah and Blaine battle each other. Burt streamed the event live on Facebook while Blaine sang along to "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell playing over the PA system.

Blaine and Noah storm out after Noah wins the battle, and Kurt finds them in the cemetery, yelling at each other at Tracy's grave. Then Noah punches Blaine before yelling, "Tracy is dead, Blaine! I never got to bond with Beth and only saw her a few times when she was a toddler! I saw Tracy more than my own daughter, Blaine! Did you ever think about Kurt's feelings?"

He glanced at Kurt and continued, "Kurt has wanted kids since Quinn had Beth! You promised to be there for him no matter what! Why would you ditch him? I know he is with me now, but Kurt wanted you the moment you met! Hell, if I hadn't told him to spy on the Warblers, you might have never met! You didn't lose Kurt; he lost you to your grief!" Blaine glanced at Kurt but said nothing as he left.

Chapter 2 will be up soon.