"Puru~ puru~ I feel that today will be a great day!"
A innocent slime girl with a thirst for adventure prances around in her village ready to go out play in the woods, get some fishies from the river and maybe find a nice guy to puru puruu with her
The Slime village, a hidden slime spring in Ilias continent, one of the most xenophobic continents towards monsters, not even the current heavenly knight of water knows about its existence, the village is filled with simple minded girls like this one, who for generations were used by the horrible evil goddess as fooder to novice heroes, by putting one in their paths when the slimes were playing outside and having them being hurt or killed by those bastards, what an evil asshole goddess, how could anyone bring themselves to hurt these girls? anyways back to the slime.
"Wah a boy, hey..." the adorable girl doing her best lewd expression offered "Let's puru puru~?"
Before answering her, the purple haired shota just locked up and stared at nothing confusing the slime who began worrying about him
"Hey hey, are you ok? is he dead? oh no!"
When the slime began poking him to confirm his health, he jumped back and began attacking her, at first it didn't do anything so she playfully attacked him back, since for monsters this was just the teasing before the fun times, she was close to winning and rewarding the boy with a good time, then he had a seizure with his sword and chopped too many pieces off her, hurting the poor girl, not wanting to die the slme girl began crying, yet another victim of that evil goddess plans.
"You meanie waahhhh"
The slime girl ran away with bubbly tears forming, today wasn't a good day at all
"Stupid heroes always attacking us wahhh"
The Slime gone back to her village and cried away while being consoled by the other slimes, but such a bubbly bundle of positive innocence like her would never be stopped by this roadblock, so the next day she would go again play around and maybe find a nicer guy to puru puru~ with her.
ROAR krakom
A thunderous noise awoke all the Slimes at the village, with our heroine being the first to act since it dropped close to her home, fearfully she got outside and was surprised when she found a man hurt all over
"Puru!? He's hurt! must help!"
With her effforts and the rest of the spring, they brought a bunch of healing herbs they had collected and healed the worst of his injuries, now the man was stable and resting at the slime's house while she worriedly kept watch until he woke up.
"Please don't die puru..." as the girl said that, she gently passed out atop the man, luckily not blocking his head and drowning him with her body, she couldn't be helped since she was a good girl who never slept late.
the next day "Hey little girl, wake up, heeeeeyyy"
The man poked the adorable bundle of adorableness atop him who was snoring away at cloud nine, her derpy smile convinced him she was having a really nice dream, and even thought it pained him to interrupt it just like when a cat sat on your lap, it had to be done.
"mwhehe Run yer landlubbers cap'n Lime will get all your fishes... Waahh?! puru?!"
The girl woke up with a jolt and confused after her nice dream of being a pirate king and getting all the fishies from trading boats and port towns was interrupted, before noticing the guy staring at her.
"Puru! you're awake, you're awake, i was so worried! Puru!" she jiggled up and down on him, unconsiously stimulating his morning wood with gentle bubbly movements much to his surprise
(Lime is already doing the puru puru with me? my heart hnnnnnnnng)
"Here here girlie, let's calm down, i'm fine see?"
"Okay~"
The slimegirl noticed what she was doing and climbed down from him
"Wah, i'm sorry, i should ask first"
The slime girl was bashful, puru puru~ with a guy is, nice but she would always ask first as the good girl she is, she was grateful his reaction to her blunder wasn't negative at least
"It's no big deal, doing Puru Puru with a cutie like you feels good"
Lime was overjoyed with his consent so she kept going while they talked
"So what's your name girlie, and where am i?"
"Lime is Lime puru~ Lime the slime!" the girlie bounced up and down
(Too adorable!)
"I'm Roman!" The man made a perfect Y pose and praised the sun while laying under her "ROMAAAANCEEEE"
"Hehe, Roooooomance~" The slime girl mimicked him
"And what are the things you do around here Lime?"
"Puru~ i like fishing and adventuring, mostly at the forest outside..."
The girl expression got downcast remembering her encounter with a new hero yesterday, but soon enough she was bouncing happy again
"The fishes i catch are tasty, but i forgot to prepare some for you, sorry"
"Well, you helped me, you don't need to feel sorry for not feeding me, i should be the one thanking you"
"The human is thankfull! Will you puru puru~ more with me?"
"Before that i'll do something even better, i'll make you a boomerang!"
"Boohmerang?"
(It seems we aren't in paradox world, phew at least that)
"Oh Lime, i must show you the wonderful world of boomerangs, let's go find a nice branch, then adventure awaits!"
"Yayyyy"
"And maybe we'll make you a pirate!"
"Double yaayyy~"
And the duo was gone, on their first step towards ADVENTURE
Passing through a village of adorable slimegirls happy in seeing a friendly human up close, they all welcomed him and asked if he would puru puru with them, the man never denied it but offered to bring some nice toys to the girls first, soon enough Roman and Lime followed by an entire village of unnamed slime girls were searching for nice branches to make what soon would become a big part of their culture. Some got curious and asked what was a boomerang, after getting it explained to them, they bounced up and down with wonder.
(The slime village is the true paradise in this very cruel and lewd world, i promise that i will do everything to make these girls the apex monster species, and bring a age of puru puru to the ignorant masses)
Fidling with the tools the slimegirls gave back to him when they collected those for safekeeping when he appeared in the village, Roman proceeded to carve up the branches he got, making nice progress on crafting his first boomerang, which he gifted to Lime, she got a instinctual reaction on how to use it and mastered the boomerang with ease, then looking at a passing bird high at the sky, she threw it with a piece of her slime attached.
Lime uses melty throw
"Tey!"
Whoosh fwo fwo fwo fwo splat
Bird x1 get
"Dosha! Boomerang~ Boomerang~"
She began a jiggly dance while waving around the boomerang with the unlucky bird still attached to it, much to the praise of the other girls as they never caught a bird before and this made so they would taste new foods other than fishies, soon every girl was asking for their own which Roman promptly began carving, while doing it he noticed a curious slime who was more interested in the process of making boomerangs, he offered to teach her which she happily accepted, this girl would be the future slime smithy of this community
"Boomerang boomerang~"
"You also can combine a boomerang with a fish to make a fishrang, but i don't know how to do it"
Roman explained, hoping that game mechanics would be understood by the world inhabitants even if this was the novel instead of paradox.
"Let me try, let me try!"
The future slime smithy had her first job and fumbled around with the fishes she collected. She tried to coat the boomerang with the fish's slime, add fish scales to it and many other things, always feeling she was doing something wrong, then she got angry and just jammed the boomerang inside the fish, somehow it didn't shred the poor cadaver, and either by magic, determination or game mechanics being real, the boomerang with a fish skin was born.
"So cool~ Blime" "Yeyy Blime was always smart~" "Blime, Blime!" The girl named Blime puffed out doing a prideful pose and one could see her nose cartoonishly growing up.
"Congratulations Blime, this was a small step for boomerangs but a big step for the slime race, ROOOOMANCE"
"Puru Roooomaaance~"
Everyone praised the sun, with a gesture that would make a certain Roman founding father and sun loving undead proud of the scene, and the sun answered back by shining brightly at them
Now with the entire village armed with boomerangs and fishrangs, they began doing the dance that conquered many hearts when they played paradox for the first time, Roma asked Lime if she wanted to adventure around the world, which she happily accepted, but before leaving, the slime girls wanted to thank him per the customs of monsters, in other words Roma would be drowned by the collective fusion of all girls in the village and milked dry for the next hours
"Puru puru~" The blob formed from a bunch of slimes who just found out they could fuse together sang while riding the man
"Well it seems the adventure will begin tomorrow"
Splurt splurt splurt
"It is a good life"
"Boomerang boomerang~"
Splurt splurt splurt
"The world must know this heaven"
Splurt splurt splurt
(We have around 1 year before Luka defeats Ilias and paradox possibly begins, maybe we could heal Black alice's heart with the therapeutic military grade antidepressants that is Lime, so she would never fuck up the world so hard since it would hurt her morality pet after Heinrich. Also beat the crap out of Erubetie to change her heart before she decides the nuke the planet option in case Luka fails)
Splurt splurt splurt
Roman passed out while thanking the girls for their reward while they giggled at the first nice human they met in a long time, proceeding to milk him the best way they could the entire night.
At Undine's spring
"I feel something big coming specifically for me, and i dislike it"
A slime woman too similar to Lime, if Lime had tattoos over her body and a red gem at her forehead and not a single ounce of happiness in her life complained to Undine
"Oh Erubetie, you need to unwind, you are worrying too much these times"
"But I need to worry Undine, those filthy humans still pollute our rivers and keep throwing trash at our spring no matter how many times i eat them"
"Maybe if you stopped eating them and instead letting some live to send a message, for all purposes the humans back at their countries must think they just got caught by other monsters instead of slimes"
"Letting a filthy human live, preposterous"
"I hope you change your views someday, letting all these bad emotions fester inside you, i remember the times when you were happy and full of childlike wonder, i always regret when i taught you the path of becoming a slime colony"
"Don't regret it my dear friend... it was a choice i'm proud of, as the weakest slime once upon a time, i would never reach this point if i didn't fuse with my sisters, and we all agreed it was for the better"
"Yes... But then you kept adding more and more from other species you ate and, now your mind is close to crumbling, seeing you like that and fearing for the day i lose you is painful you know?"
Erubetie had no words to answer that and just stared at nothing
"Sighs, for being a slimegirl you're as dense as a rock"
