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The word count is 748 words. Warning for Mythology!AU, and a slight bit out of character due to the AU being used. I hope you all enjoy The Loki Twins.
The snip-sniping of scissors going through hair and the stifled sound of laughter could be heard from the lovely goddess Narcissa's side of the bed. Her husband who had an almost identical set of blond locks was sleeping soundly.
"Don't lose it now," Fred told George as he took another handful of hair gently and snipped away. "We don't want them to catch us do we?"
"That would ruin the surprise, my dear Forge," George answered a smirk playing at his lips as they continued their work in silence.
It's not that the twin prankster god didn't care for how Narcissa would react. They did care that Narcissa would encourage Lucius to kill them. But they also knew that they had a way out of their predicament.
Fred stopped his work and leaned back to admire what he and his twin had done. All that was left of the soft luxurious mane was what was in the bag at his feet and a few bristly ends still left on Narcissa's head.
"What do you think, Gred?" Fred asked, admiring his work.
"Not bad, Forge," answered the twin. "But what are we going to do with this?" He indicated the bag in front of Fred.
"Give it to a nice charity for bald people," Fred answered, smirking. "They could make plenty of nice wigs out of it, don't you think?"
George nodded. With that, the twins took their ill-gotten gains and went off to the mortal world to make some bald people very happy.
The birds were chirping as the new day dawned bright and sunny. It would be beautiful and there couldn't be any problems on such a nice day. But the picturesque scene was broken by the shrill sound of screaming and yelling.
"Narcissa!" Lucius said, rising from his slumber and looking over to where his beautiful wife had been lying the night before.
What he found there was enough to make his eyes widen in shock. Narcissa wasn't there. The woman who lay in the goddess's place looked like her but with bristly stubs in place of Narcissa's gorgeous blonde hair.
"Who are you?" Lucius screamed, reaching for his weapon in case this was some sort of frost giant trick.
"Lucius, it's me," Narcissa said confusion coloring her words. What was wrong with this man that she had married?
"You're not Narcissa," Lucius shouted, raising his weapon and training on the goddess who was now truly confused. "Narcissa has long pretty blonde hair and you madame do not."
"Lucius, it's me!" Narcissa got out of bed carefully in case Lucius decided he was going to be smart and attack her. A strangled cry of surprise left her mouth as she caught sight of herself in the bedside mirror. "What is this?"
"Narcissa?" Lucius said, confusion coloring his voice.
"What did you do to my hair?" she screamed through clenched teeth.
"Nothing. It was perfectly normal when we both went to sleep. I promise." Lucius had made the mistake of clipping a lock or two from the goddess Narcissa's hair before and did not want to go through that again.
"My hair," Narcissa said, brushing a hand against what could only be called the stubble of her hair. "My poor poor hair." Tears pooled in her eyes
"I will figure out who did this to you, my poor Narcissa," Lucius said, brushing a hand through the stubble of Narcissa's hair. He wouldn't admit this out loud for fear of Narcissa's wrath but he quite enjoyed this new hairstyle. It felt like petting a bristly boar's snot. He was pretty sure that Narcissa would kill him if he told her that.
Narcissa, however, was on the warpath. She had gotten dressed, pulled a hat over her head, and stormed off in search of the culprit who had taken her hair. As she left Lucius could see Fred and George chuckling to themselves as they watched the goddess storm off in search of her target.
"Narcissa!" he called trailing after the blonde. Who knew that the woman could be so fast when it didn't concern something wasn't trivial? Or at least trivial in Lucius and everyone else's mind?
Fred and George watched Lucius head off after Narcissa. Both knew that this couldn't be very good at all. But a plan had been formulated in their minds and they were pretty sure that it would work. After all, who didn't like a nice present after losing their one true beauty?
I hope you all enjoyed The Loki Twins as much as I enjoyed writing it.
