Iggy, Larry and Lemmy Koopa had literally obtained the usage of guns. Iggy had dual-weilding of Uzis, Larry had a Spas 12 "shotgun" and Lemmy had an smg that was perfect for his little size. They had convinced Bowser Daddy to give them guns for the shooting.

"Go my children," Bowser Daddy declared in a dramatic tone, "and kill the Mario man!"

But they had no intention of killing the probably illegal Italian immigrant, they were tired of Bowser Daddy's crummy reign of terror.

"We don't think so." They said in perfect unison as they opened fire into Bowser Daddy. Blood and violence happened as his body was filled with lead and copper. He dramatically fell back through the window of his castle and had a bad fall to being dead with death.

The Koopa boys "high-fived" as they had succeeded at victory in their goal.

Suddenly cooper troopers came into the thrown room to see what the racket 'twas. Fortunately the Koopa bois hadn't used too many bullets and finished off the trooper guards.

Iggy put on a trench coat, Larry put on a suit, and Lemmy put on sunglasses. They reloaded their weapons and carried extra ammo with them.

"We have become badass." they said in unison as they set out for what they were going to do next.

They cleared the castle of Cooper guards with the shooting of their gun-weapons.

They had the castle to themselves, but they didn't want to live there, they wanted to live in a penthouse apartment on the top floor with a pool and bar. So they went to the treasure room and gathered up all of Bowser Daddy's riches, and left.

They used a warp pipe to get to the car dealership. Iggy bought a Dodge Ram with high suspension, big tires, and those bars on the back that have the lights upon them. Larry bought some kind of beautiful Porsche, and Lemmy bought a Mini Koopa S with street mods and body kits, such.

Iggy led the whey as they drove to the Grand Casino, which was closed for the Sabbath. This meant it would be easier to rob, which they did. They were so quick that they shot the cameras and alarm system before they could go off.

Lemmy picked the lock to the vault with his tail. Then, using souvegnier bags from the gift shop, they brought all the money from the vault to their cars.

They split the money completely evenly because they believed in equality and loved each other, being brothers and whatnot.

But then, a certain blue hedgehog named Sonic the hedgehog showed up and said, "Stealing money? That's no good."

"What the?" Larry exclaimed.

"You guys forgot to disable the alarm in the vault." Sonic explained.

Without saying anything, Iggy aimed his shooters at Sonic and fired. But Sonic was too fast, he was able to dodge all the bullets with his supernatural quickness.

"Dang it!" Iggy said, "Let's scram out of here!"

So the three of them got in their cars with the money and drove off, with the blue spikey guy chasing behind.

As they drove they ended up on Phelous Street, which had some serious construction work going on. But they couldn't be stopped, Iggy drove straight through, smashing everything in his path, including people. Lemmy used his car's nimbleness to stay on the paved parts and dodge stuff, including people, whilst Larry drove his Porch the long way around the construction, his speed and drifting allowing him to keep up with the others.

Sonic was about to grab onto the spoiler on Lemmy's Mini Koopa when he felt a vibrating sensation coming from himself. He took his phone out from between his buttcheeks, and after wiping the sweat off the screen, saw that he had a message from his boyfriend.

It said, "On my way to pick you up, my hunka hunka burnin hedgehog"

"That's right," Sonic gasped, "today is Cream's welcome back from rehab party!"

The hedgehog went home, letting the Koopa brothers get off Scott free.

So they went straight to the real estate agent and bought a penthouse apartment, with a pool and bar AND hottub!

That night they threw a housewarming/look at how rich we are party with music, lights, drinks and most importantly, guests. Some of the guests weren't sober despite not drinking anything. There's a reason this cuntry was called the Mushroom Kingdom after all.

Because he was the oldest, Iggy was sitting in the hot tub with a couple of "ladies".

Larry saw that someone had spilled a powdery substance on the glass coffee table, so he decided to see what it smelled like by putting his nose up to it and breathing in hard.

Lemmy, having already drunk two "Lizard Piercings" from the bar, was playing Through the Fire and Flames on an electric keyboard. He was able to play the keyboard so quickly by moving his fingers fast and using them to press the keys.

Officer Dora Winifred Read led her squad to the front doors of the skyscraper. She had gotten reports of strange lights coming from the top of it and decided to investigate. But alas, the front doors were locked and had pictures of middle-fingers taped to them.

"We will have to find another way in, bitches." She told her squad.

As Iggy got kissy with the ladies in the spa tub, Larry danced along to Lemmy's music. They were all having a good time, one they never would have had under Bowser Daddy's rule, pfft.

But then, suddenly, a sound happened. As it grew louder they realized the sound sounded like a noise. The noise sounded like it belonged to some manner of machinery, which it did. They saw a Halo Pelican and Covenant dropship rise up, the dropship had a t-rex in it.

Piloting the Pelican, Officer Read spoke through the announcer-phone, "Stop, in the name of the police!"

Everybody gasp.

"Put down your weapons and give us the goods or we'll unleash the tee-rex!"

For some reason, the t-recks thought this was her cue or something so she jumped out of the purple flying thingy she was in and onto the building below of her.

Officer Read shrugged and started shooting the Pelican's cattling-gun at Larry.

Everybody scream and chaos as Larry leaned over back and dodged all of the bullets.

Iggy leaped out of the hot tub and grabbed the Katanas (which means Japan ease sword) which were on the wall behind the bar.

Lemmy ran across the place, not out of fear butt because he was brave and competent as he was running TOWARD the dropship with the purple on it.

Officer Read was getting mad because no matter how many bullets she shot, the blue haired turtle was still leaning back so that the bullets didn't go into his body and cause violence.

Holding The Katanas Of Truth, Iggy went to the t-rex and spun around twirlfully, damaging the dinosaur with violence.

Lemmy leapt so that he was upon the drop ship platform and pushed the gunner out of the way. Then, using his hands, he grasped the handles of the gun and circled it towards the Pelican and started shooting. The Pelican got like really damaged and soon it was a Pelican't.

An alarm in the cockpit sounded indicating that she was screwed, so Officer Read got out of the cockpit and landed on the building as the Pelican't fell with gravity to the ground, which, as you can imagine, caused it to crash.

Lemmy turned the gun to its own dropship and shot it.

Iggy had fought the dinosaurus rex enough that it fell over with a thud and died.

"You're going down like my ride just did!" Officer Read said, pointing a dramatic finger at Larry.

"Yeah right, Officer Bitch." He replied.

Read growled and the started martial arts fighting with speed and skill.

Now the dropship was also a Pelican't so Lemmy jumped out and it fell down as he land on the building.

Iggy came over and sliced up Read without hurting his bro and she died as that red stuff sprayed everywhere.

Everybody cheer at the victory and so they barbecued the dead dino since it was easier than pushing it off the roof into the dumpster below.