Hyperdimension Neptunia is owned by Compile Heart, Idea Factory, Sega and whomever else worked on it.

Had a silly idea in my head.


Neptune tapped her fingers on the couch. She hated to admit it, but she was bored. Nepgear had gone to Lastation for a tech conference with Uni. When asking about it, it wasn't even going to be the cool, explody type tech that made everyone scream in awe and amazement.

Or in fear, when the explosions naturally got to the gas tanks that were always nearby and blew the whole conference hall into the sky.

There weren't going to be any giant robots either! This was all about theories and new types of technology and no matter how cool the end result was, the meat of the whole thing was boring old people droning on and on about details that went over Neptune's head most of the time.

She couldn't even go and visit Blanc as the other CPU was busy working on a new game console that was likely coming out in the near future. Neptune just grinned as she thought of the reason Blanc was doing it. "Sorry, Blanny, but your boobs aren't going to get bigger by doing that."

Rom, Ram and Vert were busy in Leanbox doing something.

And, to Neptune's surprise, there wasn't even a good quest to do that day. Heck, when she asked Histoire if there was any quests to do, the book fairy had fallen off of her book in shock.

"Huh, I wonder why Histy wears anything but white panties anyway, it's not like the player gets to look up her skirt." Neptune muttered as she remembered the pink panties Histoire had been wearing when her skirt fluttered up. "Well, I guess I can go online and see if there's anything to do." She nodded and got up from the couch and walked to her office. While there was some paperwork on the desk, it wasn't much, only as tall as she was, and since it didn't have to be done right away as Histoire wasn't on her case about it, Neptune just pushed it off the desk so she could get to her computer. "Let's see..." Neptune turned her computer on and went online. "Hmm... Something to pass the time, huh?" She blinked as the search result revealed something interesting. "...AI art, huh?"

"Well, I hope they didn't use Rei's art as the basis for this." Neptune said with a smile as she opened the page and tilted her head. "Hmm... I wonder..." She tapped her chin and thought about it. "Oh! I know!" She nodded and put her fingers to the keyboard. "CPU White Heart with big boobies."

After a few minutes, Neptune was surprised that the art that came back looked like Blanc, both in human and HDD forms, but with decent sized boobs. Some of them had her looking like she had boobs bigger than Yellow Heart's breasts and others just had her be about the same size as Vert. After saving the three best ones, Neptune wondered what to do next. "Hmm... Ooooh! I want..."

She laughed as the AI gave her an image of Vert as a baby. She had wanted to see what the AI's take of a younger Green Heart would be, but apparently younger meant as a baby. "Ha ha! Vert wearing a diaper is funny."

It was less funny when she found a baby Vert that had boobs bigger than Uzume. "...Who programmed this?"

Still, Neptune saved that image. Because it was kind of funny, plus Blanc would get angry for no reason.

She tried to get images of Plutia and Peashy but none of them came out right and she decided that was fair, since they were in their dimension and very few people in this world knew about them. "Hmm... I wonder what Noire would look like as a cowboy, err, cowgirl? Hmm..."

After typing the prompt into the AI, Neptune's eyes went white and blank as she saw what hte AI had created.

It was Noire, with her black hair in twin tails, and red eyes and fair skin...

But she was wearing a cow-print outfit that covered her legs, hips and butt...

And a bikini top that covered her three pairs of boobs.

"...I meant Noire as a cowgirl! Not as an actual cow girl!" Neptune protested and tried again.

While the Noire image didn't look as weird this time, after all, she only had one pair of breasts on her chest.

But for some reason, the AI gave Noire a pair of cute horns, a nose ring and made her breasts bigger than Yellow Heart's!

"Uh... Cowboy Black Heart?" Neptune asked with a sweat-drop.

When the image gave her a studly MALE Noire, who, for some reason, STILL had Noire's long, black hair done up in twin-tails, she face-faulted out of the chair. "NEPU!" Neptune stood up and slapped her hands on the desk. "I just wanted to see if the AI could do Noire wearing a cowboy outfit! Not turn her into a guy!"

The more she looked at it, the more she blushed and saved the image. "Going to save that one for later.

Who knew Noire would look so good as a guy?

"Hmm, maybe a couple of more... OOoh! Uzume likes to run around nude, maybe she should get chased by a cop?" Neptune nodded and typed in the computer and gawked as the image that was created was of Uzume, covering her breasts as she ran with her eyes closed and tears coming out of them, but there was a male cop chasing after her...

...Who was also, for some reason, naked.

"...Eww!" Neptune shivered and decided that was enough for the day and clicked on close before getting up and leaving.

Sadly she missed the small popup that showed up in the middle that indicated that the images were saved to the system and were uploaded onto the image sharing websites.

The resulting image flame war would end up consuming the internet for the next few months with everyone from children to the elderly and even the CPUs getting involved as everyone made crazier and crazier art.

Eventually Histoire had to pull the plug, making everyone sad.

But that was a story for another time.


With AI art taking off, I just HAD to write *SOMETHING* about it.