Lance was running down a hallway when he was hit by an unknown object knocking him unconscious. When he regained consciousness, Lance slowly opened his eyes. Through his blurry vision, he could see blood being extracted from his arm via a needle before relapsing into unconsciousness.
Waking up in his room, Lance sat up and looked around. Hunk was sitting on a stool by his bed. Looking at his best friend, Lance asked the question plaguing his mind. "What happened?"
Hunk looked at him wide-eyed and blurted, "Pidge is pregnant with your baby!"
"What!?" Lance exclaimed.
"The baby's going to sleep in my room!" Pidge yelled at Lance.
"No way! The baby's going to sleep in my room!" Lance yelled back.
"Or you both could just move into rooms that connect to the same nursery," Coran suggested. "They will, of course, have doors leading into the nursery."
"Do the doors have locks?" Pidge asked.
"Of course," Coran replied, "I would not have suggested it otherwise."
"So have you decided whose last name the baby's going to take?" Hunk asked.
"Mine," they answered at the same time. "No, mine!" they yelled in unison.
"I'll take that as a no," Hunk stated.
"We never discussed that, did we?" Keith asked Allura turning towards her.
"I just assumed that she would take your surname," Allura replied. Keith smiled at her.
"You know," Allura began, this time speaking to Lance and Pidge. "You would not be having this problem if you were going to get married someday."
"Why would that happen?" Lance blurted, "I'm in love with you."
"I was not trying to impy that you were. I was just saying that it would not be a problem if that were the case," Allura replied. "Besides," Allura added curtly leaning into Keith, "I'm already taken." Pipsi stuck her tongue out at Lance somehow picking up on her parents' feelings.
"Woah! Her tongue really is purple!" Lance exclaimed, "I thought it was just kind of purple."
"Okay, fine, you win, the baby can have your last name," Pidge relented.
"Really?!" Lance asked.
Pidge rolled her eyes, "Really," She confirmed feigning annoyance when in reality she thought it was cute.
"If only we had some mistletoe," Hunk lamented.
"Well, it looks like you are having a boy," Coran announced.
"I guess we better start thinking of a name," Lance mentioned. "Shark?"
"Definitely not," Pidge disagreed. "James?" she suggested.
"No way," Lance balked. "How about Dino?"
"In your dreams," Pidge said sharply.
"Twinkle Toes!" Coran butted in.
"No!" Pidge and Lance said in sync.
The Blue and Green Lions roared through their bond at their paladins. Pidge and Lance looked at each other, "Rory!" they exclaimed in unison.
Coran was looking at Allura's new scan results when something caught his eye. Allura still had some of the impregnating serum left in her system. Just enough for her to get pregnant again, but then again there was only a thirty percent chance of that happening. Unless, Coran thought to himself her hormone levels spike regularly then the chances would increase significantly. Coran made a mental note to himself to tell the princess later, but because of the low chances, it wasn't very high on his priority list.
Lance cradled his newborn son in his arms. His son had slightly lighter skin than his own, and his eyes were the same color as his father's, but he inherited their size and shape from his mother along with his hair. "Hola, mijo, mi guapo chico."
"Give me my baby," Pidge demanded.
"He's my baby too!" Lance whined.
"I did all the work, hand him over," Pidge demanded again.
"Fine," Lance caved and handed the baby over.
Allura looked down at Pipsi. She couldn't believe that she was two months old already. Without knocking, she entered Keith's room. Keith was lying on his bed fast asleep, his open drawing notebook sat on his legs. The drawing book was open to a page where Keith had been drawing a hyperrealist picture of Allura. The drawing was almost finished and had hearts drawn around it.
Smiling to herself Allura turned towards the nursery allowing Pipsi to see Keith. "Da-da!" she called out in her cute baby babble. Startling awake, Keith jumped to his feet causing his notebook to fly into the air and land in his hands.
"That was impressive," Allura commented. Keith quickly closed his notebook and stuck it underneath his pillow. "I already saw it," Allura said, amused as she strode into the nursery and grabbed Pipsi's binky.
Keith flushed, "Allura, can you please knock first?" he pleaded hoping to prevent this from occurring in the future.
"Yeah, yeah, I just forgot," Allura said dismissively. Keith sighed knowing that she would keep forgetting.
"We need to discuss finding a new paladin for the Green Lion," Coran announced. The paladins, the princess, and Coran himself had gathered in the lounge for a team meeting under Coran's direction. "As Pidge is no longer able since she needs to stay to feed Roary."
"Where in the universe are we going to find a new green paladin?" Allura asked.
"Green says she'll take care of it herself," Pidge informed the others.
"Ma-ma, ma-ma," Pipsi babbled in Allura's arms.
Allura grinned, "Finally."
"Sa-Ba, Sa-Ba!" Pipsi babbled flailing her arms.
"Maybe she is hungry?" Allura said questioningly trying to figure out what her baby wanted.
Keith shook his head, "Nah, I don't think that's it. I think she's trying to say she wants someone," he said tilting his head.
"Sa-Ba, da-da, Sa-Ba!" Pipsi babbled looking at Keith.
"But then who is she referring to?" Coran asked.
"Sa-Ba, Sa-Ba!" Pipsi babbled again reaching her out to Coran with her chubby hands.
"Oh," Allura said handing Pipsi to Coran, "I think she wants you." Pipsi cooed in confirmation.
"Why would she call Coran Sa-Ba?" Lance asked.
"Probably because she can not say Zaba, which means grandfather in Altean.
"But Coran isn't her grandfather," Lance said confused.
"She does not know that," Allura replied, "Besides Coran is like a second father to me."
Allura excused herself to grab a quick snack and when she returned she was holding a bottle of honey.
Keith's eyes widened when he saw the bottle, "Allura…" he began tentatively, "Why are you eating honey?"
"For some odd reason I was craving it all of a sudden," Allura replied. Keith groaned and put his face in his hands.
"Here we go again," Hunk said while Coran scanned Allura.
"Oh my," Coran said in surprise.
"What?" Allura asked.
"Well my dear," Coran began, "you appear to be pregnant again."
