The next morning, the three Koopas were in their office on the ground floor. They had started a business where they made money by keeping it in the bank and making interest from it. They also sold guns and other illegal stuff because that's what people like them do.
A being in a dark, leather robe came into the office and asked Iggy about buying some guns.
Meanwhile someone in a white bathrobe with a hood came into the office. "Can we help you?" Larry and Lemmy asked?
She pulled down the hood, revealing that she was a ground squirrel and answered in a southern accent, "My name is Mandy Cheeks, I'm Sandy Cheeks' sister."
Lemmy was about to asked who the heck Sandy Cheeks was but Mandy continued, "Last night I was watchin' start wreck enter prize when past my window fell some manner of technology. I did some investigatin' and found out it was from your party."
"And?" Larry asked?
"And I don't approve of wastin' technology, my sister's a scientist after all."
The two Koopas stared at her.
"My Sister's also an expert in karate," she said as she took off her robe and got in a karate position, "so I'm gonna punish y'all for wastin' technology."
"Do you really think you can take two men at once?" Larry asked professionally.
"I've been with plenty of men, bigger than yoo."
"We are so gonna pound your ass." Lemmy said as he narrowed his eyes.
"Y'all are the ones that are gonna be sore afterwards!"
"You won't even be able to walk by the time we're done double-teaming you." Larry said and popped his neck without even using his hands.
"HIYA!" MANDY SHOUTED KARATEFULLY AS SHE LEPT AT THE PEOPLE SHE WAS LEAPING AT.
LARry made an abstract, gurgly yell as he jumped over his desk, spinning as he did so.
"HEEHUEE!" Lemmy shouted gleefully as the three of them erupted in a martial arts fight of hand to hand combat.
The sounds of them yelling and fighting almost broke the glass of the building, which would have caused them to have to repair it, but it didn't, so they didn't.
After finishing up the business with the being in the dark robe, Iggy found out that the violence was happening. He was just as good as his brothers at hand in hand combat, but hearing the fiery Texan spirit Mandy had, he figured she could take a pounding from all three of them at once, and he wasn't as short as his brothers.
So he took the Ellie vader up to the apartment and got the Katanas Of Truth. But in order to save time, he instead took the waterslide they had installed back down to the office.
"I'll do her from behind!" Lemmy cried as he did a cool flip of acrobatics over Mandy to being of behind her.
"I've taken plenty of guys from behind before! This is is nothin'!" Mandy shouted quite southernly.
"Take this you furry, rednecked bitch!" Iggyuana said as he sliced her arms to the floor.
"YEEOOOWWCH!" She was like
Iggy cut her head off and after a few gurgles from the hole in her neck, she both stopped moving and died. Blood. Was. Everywhere.
Fortunately the Koopas were rich enough to hire a made who said "I clean now." as they went up to wash themselves and she also put the squirrel's corpse-carcass into bags for the dumpster and did it.
After themselves washing they literally had sports drinks to drink. After all, being a reptiles and don't sweat doesn't mean they shouldn't stay hide rated.
Some amount of time later, they D sided to go laser tag hunting to keep in practice with shooting well.
Ash, his Pikachu, Misty and the guy with really squinty eyes were at the fun center, playing games, duh.
The Koopa bois were in the black light laser tag arena whilst the people from Pokémon were taking a break from games to eat at the mess hall side of the fun center.
Misty got one of her birch controller pills and was going to take it for medical reasons of course, but her hands were greasy from the pizza so the pill slipped out and landed in Pikachu's root bear. The sugar-acid in the root beer devolved it quickly so before Fisty knew where her pill had gone, Peak of chew drunk his root beer. But Pikachu's fizzyology was different, so the burth control affected his brain, and he got all crazy, running around and randomly electrocuting all over the place.
As the Koopas were shitting each other with laser guns, they heard growling like, "Mmmpokachufchurrrg!" and they saw a yellow-colored Pikeachu with foaming mouth running there with a bunch electric zapping.
They new this would be the ultimate chance for practicing, so they got more serious somehow, and dodged the lightning from Pikachews. Because he ate a been burrito, the electricity Pikachu had got mixed with farts, so lighting was shooting from his buttocks hole. So the Coopas had a lot to dodge and shooting at the same time. But they had practiced here already in secret during Bowser Daddy's rule, so they were pretty good.
They shotted the laser guns at the crazy yellow animal, and because he is an electric type, the electricity from the lasers interfered with the electricity in his body, causing each muscle in the body to twitching back and fourth at once. But because the muscle in Polkachu was moving so rapidly, the muscles gained heat and got worn out, at a rapid pace.
Ash and the others ran into the room and saw Pikachu burning up before their very i's.
"NNOOOOO! Ash said, falling down onto his leg-elbows.
The girl put hands on her face and gasped.
Brock couldn't see because his his eyes were squinty from being glued shut during a model train repair incident, but he could smell what was going on and reacted negatively to it.
After the chaos ended and Pikachu was nothing but a pile of smoking ashes, Ash(the person) and friends got angry and blamed the turtles for what they did.
"THAT WAS MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD!" Ash with tears streaming down his face.
"I'm gonna hit you with my trusty drying pan!" Barack said as he pulled the pan out of his back.
Misty was so angry and upset that she didn't remember how to talk, she just shat herself in furious indignation.
"EYE HAD MY FIRST TIME WITH THAT POKÉMON!" Ash was crying so hard he got the hiccups.
The Koopas looked at each other and knew what to do.
Brock ran at them yelling with his pan raised up.
The Koopers dropped the laser guns and pulled out their actual guns they had with them. They gunned down the three Pokémon trainers and the blood glowed under the black light as it flew out of their bodies.
They calmly walked out of the laser tag room and told the employees at the fun center to not let anyone in until they cleaned up the mess and aired out the smell of fried Pikachu. The Coupas owned the fun center for money laundering purposes so the employees did what they were told.
