The Next day or so, the Koopa brothers were in their office doing illegal business stuff when a certain red plumber came in.
"Superb Mario!" They said in unison.
"You a-killed bowser," Mario said, "you a-save me a lot of trouble in the future, want to play-a some golf?"
"Thanks, but we've got a business to run."
After that pointless scene, they saw on social media that Dr. Robotnik was actively attacking the city with robots and such. No city means no crime empire to run so the Koopa brothers had to go out and stop it.
"AH HA HAHAHAA! Jollied Dr. Egg-man as he drove his mech suit down Jabroni Blvd, "I'm so fucking evil!"
The Koopa brothers used their litesabers to slice through many a droid of Dr. Robotnickle's. After k. all of the droidbots, the Koopas made their way to Dr. Robbronkit and Lemmy said, "What do you think you're doing?"
"I'm doing whatever the fuck I want, that's what!" Replied Dr. Eggman.
"Well this is OUR city." Said the one with the blue mohawk.
"That pesky blue hedgehog got blown up so there's no one to stop me!"
"We can stop you." Said oggy and the three of them ignited their lightsabers (which they had turned off in case they needed to ignite them for dramatic effect.)
Dr. Eggman was now Dr. Eggface for a moment until he remembered he was armed to the teeth. "Eat some of my fine, tasty bullets, fools!" He said as he gatling gunned at them. But they blocked the bullets because duh, lightsabers.
Eggman's chicken robot and the other one with the dopey voice showed up and tried to help him.
Larry fought the chicken looking one whilst Lemmy fought the shorter one. Eggy fought Dr. Iggman.
After younger Koopa brothers dispatched stupid rowbought henchmen, they got back to the help fighting of Dr. Robotface. He was so overwhelmed with all those lightsaber blades that he got defeated and died and his body and mech suit were sliced very up.
Just then, a shadow of not light went over them. They looked up, and saw a pregnant looking star ship making a crash landing into a nearby stadium. They decided to wait there and see if an escape pod with loot in it would land nearby like last time. No such luck, but something ran out of the stadium on all fours.
As it came towards them, they saw that it was some manner of technology, specifically some manner of robot.
Not knowing its intent, the Koopa boys readied their sabers of light.
The robot stopped and glared at them, then walked over to what was left of Dr. Robotnik's mech suit. The robot tore off the suit's nipple-lasers and wielded them, using advanced scifi technological hacking techniques to activate them. They were blue.
Obviously this meant that a three on one lightsaber battle erupted. They swung, swang and swoong their lightsabers, with lots of whooshing and clashing. Oh my god, it was so cool.
The robot was one badass bitch, being able to take on three guys at once, though the guys may have been holding back a little because they didn't want to damage such a cool machine.
Eventually the robot got bored and ran off, but the Koopas were unable to pursue from the fact that they didn't want to. They had other things to do anyway. For example, the demand for guns had increased because a raccoon named Wabuu was going around murdering children with an ax, as in the thing one uses for quick, affordable amputations.
They could have taken him down themselves, but selling guns was more profitable and easier than looking for a person to find. And who knows, maybe that random robot would find and take care of him.
And with Bowser Daddy, Officer Read, Sonic and Dr. Robotnikleback gone, the city was theirs.
The end.
