Wassup, y'all! I'm your host, Birdarang! Bet you didn't expect to see me so soon!" The sentient weapon said to the audience. "Well, turns out fans just loved the last Justice League Top Idol, they had high demand in high volumes! And who was the Justice League to say no to their fans? Last time on the show, one heroine, or should I say former villainess, impressed the judges and became the newest member of the Justice League. Jinx! While she might've temporarily turned down the role, it just shows how far she came from where she started! Tonight, the greatest superhero team in the universe will decide who deserves the title of the second greatest superhero team! And the winners get an all expense paid vacation to their vacation spot of choice anywhere in the world!"

Various characters were practicing their talents. The wonder twins were practicing the tango, a group of four Green Lanterns were practicing in a band made of energy constructs of instruments, Plastic and Elongated Man are practicing a very bendy dance, and The Team were practicing blue grass music. "How will we decide who is the second greatest? Where can I have ourselves a song and dance part-ay! And it all starts right now! Now, we got all of the highest teens from all around representing, yo! From the Waltzin' Titans East, to our fan favorites, the original Teen Titans of Jump City!" He approached the group of young heroes. "Titans, get ready! Get ready! Go!"

Nightwing, Starfire, Raven, Beast, Cyborg and Jinx stood together, as their leader spoke to the camera. "I absolutely believe that we will crush the competition. Not that anyone is necessarily bad and it looks like it will be tight, but we've come back better and stronger than last time.

"We's got a deep playlist full of songs and dances, and we's gonna pull them out, yo!" Beast continued, followed by Starfire.

"And this time, not one of us will be buzzed out, like I was."

"I'm sure you'll do great, Star." Nightwing encouraged her.

"So many heroes, so much talent, but these do-gooders are about to get the surprise of a lifetime, when they see the final team enter the competition!" Birdarang said in suspense, when the back door is burst open. It was the former Hive members, Gizmo, Mammoth, and Billy Numerous. Oddly, See-More wasn't with them.

"What up, what up! Hive in the house!" Gizmo laughed.

"You guys?!" Jinx gasped, being shocked and happy to see her friends again. "What are you doing here?! Isn't this a hero competition?"

"Peep the rule book, Jinx!" Birdarang handed her the gold colored rule book. "While they may not be the traditional heroic team, they're not part of the villainous organization of Hive anymore, so any superpowered team can participate!"

"Huh, you learn something new every day." Jinx nodded as she looked towards her friends. "Why are you guys participating?"

"We figured this will be a great boost to my company, Jinx. Mikron Machines and Security. We know we're not exactly welcomed here, but we're not up to anything bad."

"Yeah, we here's as performers!" Billy agreed while slapping his knee. "We came to win fair and square, baby!"

"Hey, where's that loser, See-More? Why isn't he here?" Jinx asked, making the group nervous. Gizmo answered,

"Well, See-More got major backlash after your feminist rally mentioning he used his X-Ray vision to peep on you, so we had to kick him out if we wanted our company to not tank." That caused the former villainess to chuckle.

"Serves him right." Jinx then sincerely smiled while crossing her arms. "That's pretty cool, guys." Thinking about it, Jinx turned to the Titans, asking, "Hey, is it cool I do this competition with them? It's been a while since we hung out."

"Okay." Richard nodded, followed by Cyborg kissing his girlfriend.

"Go have fun, Jinx. And make sure they're not up to any funny business." He joked, to which the witch laughed as she kissed him back.

"That was pretty much my whole job for them every day. I know what I'm doing." The Titans were satisfied as they went to practice their routines. Birdarang floated to Jinx.

"Whoa Jinx, are you sure you want to do a team swap? I can't exactly promise that these guys will be popular."

"I don't care. While I am sad that I won't be doing this competition with the Titans, it feels nice being with my homeboys again." Jinx playfully ruffled the ten year-old's hair, making him laugh, while bumping elbows with the smiling Mammoth. "Oh, and Billy too, I guess." The multiplying hillbilly took offense.

"Hey!"

"Sorry, but it's not like we were great friends up to my exile." The female member told him. "You were... at least tolerable. You know I'm tight with these two."

"Still though, ouch."

"So Jinx gets to play with her OG peeps! How exciting!" Birdarang spoke to the camera. "Now we've got ourselves a case of aluminum foil teams! Titans vs Ex-Hive! The GOAT of Jump City vs the underdogs! Let's head to the acts, right now!"


"Comin' up, the Hive well sing a song, lead by Jinx!" The formerly villainous group walked on stage, with the pink haired metahuman holding the mic.

"Hey everybody!" Jinx called out, getting everyone to cheer. "Now, let me lay down some background for you all to understand. Now, some point, it felt like that we were at a certain low in our lives, the five of us at the time. It felt like the Teen Titans were beating us all the dang time. And I guess technically they did, but believe me, that's not the worst that we have come across. At least losing to them can be expected. But can you prepare against all the minor inconveniences? Let me tell you." Music started to play, as her friends started to act with the lyrics. Gizmo was late for his bus, Mammoth had his number skipped while waiting in line, and Billy had some mayonnaise, which resembled bird poop, drop on his fresh hotdog.

"All I got these days is bad luck. All I got is bad luck! All I got these days is bad luck, some of that ol' stinkin' bad luck! Getting stung by a bee on your face is real bad. Getting stung by a whole bee hive is bad luck! Stepping into a dirty puddle is way too bad, but you gettin' gobbled by a gator is BAD LUCK!" They all started singing together.

"All I got these days is bad luck. All I got is bad luck! All I got these days is bad luck, some of that ol' stinkin' bad luck!" Jinx resumed singing.

"Cutting your finger is too, too bad, but cuttin' your finger at a vampire party is bad luck! To get struck by lightning is real, real bad, but gettin' struck by lightning thrice is bad luck!" They start singing together again.

"All I got these days is bad luck. All I got is bad luck! All I got these days is bad luck, some of that ol' stinkin' BAD LUCK!" Once the song ended, everyone cheered, including three of the four judges as they sat on the green light buttons. All except Batman, who pressed the green button like a normal person.

"Oh, that song was so great!" Wonder Woman adored the song. "It sounds funny, and sad, but I don't know which is more."

"I've had my stint of bad luck as a magician before." Zatanna shrugged with a shy grin. "But the fact you go through life with such difficulties, even if they're exaggerated for this song, shows how strong you are."

"Yeah. I know what you go through as my alter ego." Superman told Jinx. "You'd think my life is down in the dumps... but I wouldn't change it for anything, because I have friends who pull me through."

"It's fine." Batman simply stated.

"What, what?!" Birdarang was going crazy with excitement. "Super fresh and good lyrics on a song about bad luck by the Hive! Will the Teen Titans be able to top it, or will they have as much as bad luck as their former adversaries did? We'll see right now, as Nightwing and Starfire are prepared to do some of the clean Dirty Dancin', yo!" Starfire came from the right, wearing a pink dress, while Richard came out, wearing a deep purple button up, and even darker purple pants. His hair was gelled to look more stylish than spiky.

Romantic music turned on as the two approached each other, the Titan leader taking his girlfriend into his arms, as he spun her around, the Tamaranean's hair swishing against the floor. The Justice League and everyone else thought that what they were seeing was sweet. The couple stepped back and forth, dancing slowly and methodically, but still so passionately that it wasn't boring. Nightwing ran to the edge of the catwalk part of the stage, turned, and opened his arms. Starfire ran as well, swiftly reaching her boyfriend, with great anticipation in her eyes. When the two got near to each other, Nightwing lifted his girlfriend up into the air and spun her around, her hair twirling around following Starfire's head, until he pushed her up into the air, and caught the warrior princess in his arms, the two posing and breathing deeply. Such a simple, yet sweet dance got them four green lights, resulting in the Titans cheering, and the couple to kiss on the lips, making the audience go "awww."

"So adorable." The female Justice League members cooed. Superman nodded with a chuckle while Batman gave a stone faced thumbs up.

"Dirty dancin'? More like clean choreography! Up next, we got a slammin' hard track! Here's what Gizmo has to say on it!" The Hive walked on stage while the Titans walked off. The youngest member of the team looked a little shy.

"Hey... um, Gizmo here. So, one of the last things that I did as a Hive member was try to pull a pyramid scheme for Brother Blood. I thought it would make him happy. Although Beast and Nightwing got me in the end. But... at least it inspired me to sing this next piece. Me and my team. Hit it!" Rock music began to play, as Gizmo sang about his scheme in a satirical way.

"Well, I bought a gold boat, I bought a gold star! Bought a gold bear, put him in a gold car! Bought a gold fridge, filled it with some gold food! Bought a gold me, I call him the gold dude!" The team sang while doing the Egyptian dance.

"I'm makin' that money, that pyramid mummy money! I'm makin' money, that pyramid scheme money! Makin' that money that pyramid mummy money! I'm making money, that pyramid scheme money!"

"I stack my money, brick by brick, check my gold fronts, I go lick lick lick! Need a new wallet, 'cause my money don't fit! Bought a gold bomb that goes tick, tick, tick!"

"Makin' that money, that pyramid mummy money! I'm making money, that pyramid scheme money! Makin' that money, that pyramid mummy money! I'm makin' money, that pyramid scheme money, boom!" That once again got a green light from the judges while everyone went crazy, advancing them to the next level. Superman coughed to get everyone's attention.

"Gizmo, while I normally don't condone behavior such as pyramid schemes, the way you twisted it here made it sound legitimately funny."

"Indeed. You almost make me want to pull a pyramid scheme myself! It sounds so fun, the way you put it." Zatanna laughed. "Even if it's so wrong." Wonder Woman shrugged.

"I'm not really sure what a pyramid scheme is, and I'm not very materialistic, but you are obviously not a kid who takes small measures. You know what you want to do in life, which can be good, if used with common sense." Batman simply nodded.

"Oh, snap! What a performance!" Birdarang loved the song. "The Hive is bringin' the heat tonight, ya'll! But don't think it's over, 'cause Beast has something to say about that thing called literature!" Birdarang gave the next stage to Garfield, stepping up.

"Yo yo, everybody!" Everyone cheered for the green shapeshifter. "So everyone, check it! This here is my first serious book!" He held up a classic novel. "The Invisible Man, dudes. Took me a long time to read it, but I didn't need long to think of a song about how I feel about reading it. Yeah, that's right! I love my book so much I wrote a song about it!" He then started rapping.

"My book has a front and a back, with paper in the middle! Gotta lotta words in it, some are BIG, some are little! With numbers on each page, you can't get lost! So when I crack my book open, Man, I read like a BOSS! I love the feel of the paper, the smell of the ink! It challenges my brain muscles, Man, it's making me THINK! It's my book baby! There ain't no other like it!' It's my book baby! WHAAAAAAT!" All the rest of the Titans gave their support by hollering a synchronized yell.

"Oooooh!"

"Yes, yes!" Superman totally agreed. "Paper is a dying medium! Everyone is wanting to use the ebooks or listen to audiobooks. But nothing beats actually reading something in your hands yourself."

"I'm in a similar boat." Wonder Woman commented. "I've known words on parchments for most of my three millennia of life. It's certainly interesting and convenient to just pull up anything with a swipe, but what can i say? I'm an old-fashioned gal."

"I much rather prefer electronics, but it can certainly be nice to read a story in a hard cover from time to time." Zatanna compromised. Batman shrugged.

"Technology is better."

"Hey, I'll fight you." Superman playfully threatened, but Batman rolled his eyes.

"I prefer if we didn't again. Especially over such a trivial matter."

"If that's your excuse to wuss out." Clark shrugged as he snickered, having fun with the Dark Knight.

"Whoo doggy! The competition sure is heating up! Now I know what you're wonderin', what about all the other teams that you saw earlier?!" Birdarang mentioned. "Well, some Homies fell so flat, they were buzzed out less than 10 seconds like that! And The Team was seeing how awesome the two Jump City teams are, but they resigned! As for Titans East, the judges couldn't hear the supersonic tempo of Mas y Menos playing the instruments. Let's check in on the Hive and see how they're doin'." He and Boom Box with the extended mic went to hear the conversation between the former villains.

"I want you all to know, I'm proud of this team, no matter what happens." Mikron told his group, as he took hold of Jinx's hand. She gripped it back fondly.

"This is such an amazing experience. We've all grown so much as people throughout everything up to now, outside the Hive." Billy nodded.

"And hey, if the Titans win, so be it."

"I'll try not to crush their hands as I look at them in the eye, and shake them." Mammoth promised.

"I love you guys." Jinx remarked as they all had a group hug. Birdarang was crying, before wiping a tear.

"My, oh, my. Talk about some heartwarming stuff from the Hive. Respect. On that note, it's almost time for them to stretch their vocal cords one more time, as Jinx will do a smashing solo." The pink haired witch walked out to the stage for a final time. The lights darkened, the spotlight was on her, and the music started to blare as she sang, while prancing forward.

"Lights, camera, action, feel the attraction! It'll put a spell on you, ooh, ooh! Lights, camera, action, for fame and fashion! Bright lights that'll make you say "ooh, ooh, ooh"!Jinx donned on a pink feather boa, star shaped purple shades, applied red lipstick, and finally put on a diamond and pearl necklace. "I'm drippin' in diamonds and pearls, every night it's like Hollywood out with my girls! Pulling up in these fancy cars, getting treated all night like superstars! We love these flashy lights, star-studded crazy nights! Diving into the seas full of cash, living this high life ain't so bad!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

This is the high life,

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

Lights, camera, action, feel the attraction! It'll put a spell on you, ooh, ooh! Lights, camera, action, for fame and fashion! Bright lights that'll make you say "ooh, ooh, ooh!"

The pink haired witch snapped her fingers, sparking hexes as the stage explosives went off, giving her a flashy finish. The judges clapped and gave whistles as Birdarang came up, talking while Jinx accepted the praise, kissing back to the audience at large.

"Wow, just wow! Now that's a pop song if I've ever seen one! The Titans will have to pull out all the stops if they want to win this competition!" Backstage, they were being interviewed.

"Oh I so loved the song!" Starfire praised her friend. Raven agreed just as excited.

"I know, right?! Jinx is just the bomb!"

"That's my girl! Booyah!

"Hehe, I will be the fourth to admit that what Jinx sang at the end was spectacular." Nightwing chuckled. "But we've got a secret weapon. Something that we've been saving best for last, and now everyone will get to see it."

"Oh snap! We are in for a treat! Let's see if they can back up their claims, or suffer defeat for the first time in years to their past time foes!"

The Titans were in shadow, as rap music started to beat back up again. The lights turned on, and the Teen Titans unveiled themselves, Starfire having put on her old hero costume for this song.

"T double E-N-T-I-T-A-N-S! We the real heroes taking down the big menace! Teen Titans flow! Teen Titans knows! When there's real trouble baby, Teen Titans Go!

"Beastie here, I can turn straight up into an animal!"

"Animal?"

"Animal?" Cyborg and Starfire asked.

"Yes into any animal! Boom, pow, now I'm a kitty now!" The Titans cooed at his kitten form. "Check out my kitty meow!"

"The Star, the Fire, the live, the wire! The alien princess in my alien attire! The energy blasts, the supersonic speed!"

"Is she down with the Titans?!" Her friends question with big smiles. "Oh the-yes indeed!"

"Booyah, booyah! Got my cannon blasters! Cyborg, whoo baby, Mr. High Tech Master!" He transformed into a tank, shooting lasers into the air.

(W-W-W-W-What, what?) Mr. Meatball Disaster!

(W-W-W-W-What, what?) Mr. Boom Boom Blaster!

"Boom with the smoke, bombs and Birdarangs, batons hitting, steady doin' my thing! Nightwing Nightwing the leader, Nightwing Nightwing in charge! Just let me tell you now that I'm the one in charge!"

"Raven is here to drop it on you even harder! There's no darker than me, I'm as dark as can be! Check it, Azarath Metrion Z-Z-Zinthos! Teleporting, magical powers, we adiós!" The Titans briefly disappear with one of Raven's teleportation spheres, before coming back by dropping onto the stage, doing simultaneous superhero poses while Beast was a dragon, spreading his wings wide and breathing a mighty plume of fire from his mouth.

"Teen Titans GO!"

The performance blew everyone away. They couldn't even immediately react. They were just so dumbfounded, so astounded, so amazed by what they just saw, that all the judges could do, press the green light buttons with slack jaw expressions. The team hugged each other, jumping up and down in joy at having given it their all.

"Now that's what I call a Teen Titan team effort! They might as well blown the roof off with how dynamite their performance was! The judges are going to have a hard time picking a winner after that performance! We shall be back in five, so enjoy the commercials, right now!"


"Alright, the judges have made their decision! It's time to find out who win the title of second greatest team!Envelope please!" Pain Bot rolled in, handing Birdarang the winner's team name. "And our winners are... The Teen Titans!" The Titans celebrated their victory, yelling and laughing as they hugged each other. "So Titans, now that you've won the title of Best Second Team, which vacation spot are you going to go to?"

"We's thought long and hard on this, dude." Beast mentioned. "And if a superhero team is going to vacation at a place that isn't as cold as Iceland, or as beautiful yet isolated as New Zealand, and has a low crime rate, the third best we could think of is... Lisbon, Portugal, son!"

"And there you have it! The Teen Titans will be vacationing completely free in Lisbon, Portugal! Well, that's it for this Justice League Top Idol! And unless there's another Top Idol to come quicker than anticipated, that'll be it for this year! Peace out!


A/N: I actually wasn't anticipating this so soon after the first. I mean, I guess I was should've since I have an episode plan on what episodes to cover, I just didn't think how short the distance between was between the Top Idols. At least it was done more fairly with a fairly different line up.