Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II

Rated T for Language and Violence

Summary: 160 animated characters from all of your favorite cartoons compete in the sequel to the most intense battle royal gauntlet in professional wrestling ever! Get ready for a lot of blood, sweat, tears and a whole lot of broken bones as they fight for more than a million dollars, folks!

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these cartoon characters, nor do I own any of the franchises they are from, period. I sure as heck don't own anything related to Disney, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Warner Bros., Fresh TV, MTV, Comedy Central, Hasbro, Mattel, Mirage Studios, Hanna-Barbera, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix or FOX either. So yep, let's just leave it at that.

P.S.: I also wanted to remind everyone that The Amazing Ghost Musician will also be helping me out with this story also, so he also deserves a lot of the credit too. Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah. On with the story!


Chapter 10: I Put A Curse On You


10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…

*BZZT*

Once that buzzer rang out full-blast again, the crowd was entranced to the sound of "Edge of Seventeen" by Stevie Nicks playing on the titantron head-on as a beautiful blonde haired teenager with blue eyes and pale skin came out through the curtain wearing a tight red bustier, regal red dress, dark stocking, bright red high-heels and an apple-shaped crown on her head. Once again, she managed to bat her precious eyelashes straight to the male demographic in the audience, who were busy awestruck by her beauty while she was walking down the aisle to a thousand cheers.

Entrant #71: Apple White (Ever After High)

"Now this is what I call a real lady." Steven pointed out.

"Entering #71 in the 2nd annual Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble is another returning contestant from Ever After High, Apple White!" JR exclaimed.

"Woo hoo, I've been waiting for her to come out like forever," The King said, sighing in relief. "I'll definitely take her over that irritating Rosabella anyday!"

"Oh, up yours, King!" Tazz snarled at the hall-of-famer, "Rosabella and his crew should've deserved to stay here."

"You know what, Tazz? Quit your whining and just enjoy the Rumble for what it is. If you can't keep your behavior straight as it is, feel free to leave and join them outside." Cole said, snapping back at Tazz.

"Oh yeah, who's gonna try me, Cole?" Tazz shrugged.

"Steven, you really should've gone with Booker T or Tony Schivaone," JR said, muttering over to Steven. "Cause I'm ready to smack Tazz out of that seat."

Steven then replied with a snicker, "I think Garnet would've handled that."

"I heard that, Universe! Kiss my ass, JR!" Tazz said, muttering back to an irritated JR.

While the commentators continued to fight each other verbally at ringside, the song "Deutschland" by Rammstein proceeded to play around the soundsystem next as a shaggy-haired blue-skinned human came out running through the curtain wearing a black latex suit with a skintight red vest and a blue tail around the back of his spine. His appearance also gave out big cheers from the audience, especially the female side inside his arena as they were screaming high and mighty for the next entrant.

Entrant #72: Nightcrawler (X-Men Evolution)

"Well guys, here's somebody that can get us out of a jam!" JR pointed out.

"You've got a point, JR! Entering next at #72 is Nightcrawler from X-Men Evolution!" Cole exclaimed.

"I just realized something ironic," The King replied before saying, "He's entering the Rumble match after Apple White just like last time!"

"I just noticed that myself," Steven nodded, "With the powers that Nightcrawler has, he could use them to save himself from elimination if he wanted to."

"I would love to see Nightcrawler use his powers to remove Tazz from this booth." JR said with a small smirk.

Tazz rolled his eyes at JR's comment saying, "Oh sure, you would like that, wouldn't you?"

Before JR could reply to Tazz's snarky remark, the sounds of "They Reminisce Over You" by Pete Rock and CL Smooth began to play around the titantron next as a football-headed shaped kid with a small blue hat and blonde hair came out through the curtain wearing his usual teal sweatshirt, red skirt and blue pants much to another stellar ovation from the Anaheim crowd tonight.

Entrant #73: Arnold Shortman (Hey Arnold)

"Here's a Nickelodeon legend coming to the match now!" JR nodded.

"Returning from the last Rumble at #73 is Arnold Shortman from Hey Arnold," Cole replied, "And I guess he should be thankful Charlie Brown ain't in the ring with him!"

"I reckon if he was, Cole, Charlie Brown would have kicked his head off like a football!"" Tazz replied as well.

Steven then responded with, "Even so, there's a good chance he'd miss either way."

"Yeah, I heard that." The King nodded, agreeing with Steven.

Around continued to run down the aisle as fast as he could only for the next song,"Insane In The Membrane" by Cypress Hill to play through the soundsystem next. The crowd went up at their feet again as a male skinny brown-haired teenager ran out through the curtain wearing his usual yellow shirt, blue jeans and white sneakers, trying to feed out the cheers that were being given to him nonstop.

Entrant #74: Morty Smith (Rick and Morty)

"Oh, how about this entrant coming out right now?" The King pointed out.

"I definitely like him already, King," Cole nodded, agreeing with the King, "Here comes Morty Smith from Rick and Morty making his 1st appearance in the Rumble at #74!"

"He's the one with the bratty hot sister right?" Tazz said, asking the commentators.

"You can't be serious, Tazz…" JR shook his forehead in regret, "You think Summer Smith's hot?!"

"Well, who else am I supposed to say about this kid other than the fact she's got an older sister?" Tazz said, shrugging a bit in stupidity.

Steven found himself rolling his eyes saying, "I swear, I'll never understand your taste in mean stuck up women, Tazz…"

Before Tazz could even say a word back to Steven though, the crowd all popped up to their feet once more as the song "Blue Orchid'' by the White Stripes proceeded to play on the titantron. What followed after that was the appearance of a fit, yet attractive woman with a purple ponytail, one eye, white tanktop, black jeans and black boots entering through the curtain full-speed, all while being fed the ovation that was given to her from these screaming fans.

Entrant #75: Turanga Leela (Futurama)

"I think we got one heck of a competitor coming our way!" Tazz pointed out.

"Well, we may not get Fry or Bender in this Rumble anymore, but we sure as heck are gonna get Leela from Futurama in this Rumble!" JR exclaimed.

"This of course is Leela's first time in the Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble," Cole replied, "Fry and Bender may not have gotten far this time around, but Leela will make sure she has better luck than her partners!"

Meanwhile, as Leela eventually got into the ring, Marco Diaz was busy searching all around the weapon-filled trash can looking for a weapon to use in the match.

It took only a few seconds for Marco to pull out what seemed to be a huge lit-up match, surprising the entire crowd with just how big it looked.

"What the–" Cole cut himself off before reacting in shock, "IS THAT A MATCH?!"

"That may be the biggest match I've ever seen in my frickin' life!" Tazz exclaimed.

"I think Marco's looking to light something up!" Steven exclaimed as well.

"My gawd, I hate to see someone get the worst end of this!" JR gulped.

Alejandro attempted to sneak in a shot against Marco, only for the kung-fu loving teen to turn right around and use the gigantic match to blow fire towards the latin liar, who luckily managed to duck down and scurry through the ropes in order not to get burned!

"Oh, so close!" The King replied on the edge of his seat.

JR then pointed out, "Alejandro nearly got his dadgum head burned off!"

"Al could consider himself lucky he retreated like the coward that he is!" Steven exclaimed, not feeling sorry for the villain.

"Oh, give me a break, Steven," Tazz said, rolling his eyes at Steven, "What Alejandro did was smart!"

"Well, it's cowardly in my book." JR snarled to Tazz.

Not even taking this kind of abuse any further, Alejandro immediately searched under the apron attempting to look for a weapon.

"Ah, Al's looking for a bag of tricks it seems." Tazz impressively said.

Cole feared for the worst however, shaking his head saying, "I don't see anything good coming out of this."

But then all of a sudden, Alejandro suddenly felt something furry touch upon his hand, leaving him to raise his eyebrow in uncertain question.

It was there that the Arch-Villain pulled out what seemed to be an anthropomorphic blue cat hiding under the ring. It wasn't just any blue cat however as that 'blue cat' turned out to be Furrball from Tiny Toon Adventures!

"Wait, what the–" The King said, cutting himself off.

"Is… is that Furrball from Tiny Toon Adventures?!" Cole replied in shock.

"What on earth was he hiding there?" JR raised his eyebrow, "Please tell me he's not hiding from Elmyra or anything!"

"Talk about a lot of weird stuff happening in this Rumble!" Steven pointed out.

Before Alejandro could even think of doing something to Furrball though, the blue cat immediately responded with a scathing grin and pointed right at him Danhausen-style leaving the entire crowd cheering their ass off even though they were feeling very confused of what was going on.

"Um, what the hell is Furrball doing…?" Tazz muttered out, feeling at a loss for words.

"Is he trying to curse him or something?!" Cole raised an eyebrow as well.

"I literally have no idea what's going on," The King shrugged, "But either way, I think the fans like what they're seeing!"

Alejandro looked to hit him in order to stop that staring, but before he could do such a thing however, he failed to notice Spectra Vondergeist running right at him, hitting Alejandro right by the kisser with a big sliding dropkick!

"Sliding dropkick right to the face!" JR shouted.

"Okay, now I'm convinced Furrball was cursing him!" Tazz nodded.

"It's no surprise Furrball is known as the world's unluckiest cat," Steven pointed out, "But it looks like he might have passed that trait to Alejandro now!"

"Well, Alejandro should've learned that lesson a long time ago!" Cole pointed out as well.

While Alejandro was trying his best to recover from Furrball's distraction and Spectra's sliding dropkick, the camera scrolled back into the ring just in time to see Michelangelo use his nunchucks against Harley Quinn, who used her signature "Good Night" baseball bat to deflect one of his chucks much to the delight of the fight-crazed fans sitting right at ringside. It was currently back and forth between the ninja turtle and the hot blonde jester herself, which made it very hard for the fans to cheer between Michelangelo and Harley Quinn at the same time.

"Whoa, we got an Injustice battle coming to life!" Steven replied.

"That would make sense considering the Ninja Turtles were DLC in Injustice 2!" Cole exclaimed, "And it's clashes like these that made the game worth getting!"

"I have no idea which one I'm rooting for this!" Tazz replied, trying to choose between Mikey and Harley.

"Neither are the fans, Tazz." JR nodded.

"I wonder who'll come out on top in this faceoff?" The King asked himself.

That question would soon be answered as Harley used all of her momentum to push Michelangelo away, all before getting him with a big gut shot thanks to her trusty baseball bat!

"Oh, that one's out of the park!" Tazz quickly pointed out.

"I know, she came this close to knocking his spleen out!" JR exclaimed.

The impact of that shot forced Michelangelo towards the ropes, which left Harley to toss the bat away and rush right at him with a very big clothesline that sent him over the top rope and down to the floor, eliminating him to a big applause from the entire Anaheim crowd.

"There goes the #1 Party Turtle!" The King exclaimed.

Steven then nodded, "He's definitely out of pizza there."

"See you later, Michelangelo," Cole replied before saying, "But a great showing from one fourth of the Ninja Turtles."

44th Elimination: Michelangelo; Eliminated by: Harley Quinn; Duration: 24:53

Meanwhile, as Michelangelo was busy taking a dirt nap at ringside, the camera scrolled back to the ring to see Donatello having a bit of a tug of war with both Applejack and Rainbow Dash, who were attempting to push the bo staff against the Ninja Turtle, who was refusing to budge one bit.

"I think Donatello's having a test of strength there." The King pointed out.

"Yeah, I don't think he's gonna have much luck here," Tazz shook his head, "Unless he pulls a miracle out of his shell. Or from his ass." He then turned to JR, "Turtles have butts, don't they?"

"I'm not gonna even bother asking you, Tazz." JR said, angrily rolling his eyes,

Donatello attempted to pull back the best that he could, but the momentum of both Applejack and Rainbow Dash was so great that they successfully pulled Donnie back with his own bo staff. They even used that staff to clothesline Donnie over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating the ninja turtle out of the match!

"Now Donnie's gone!" Steven exclaimed.

"That's two of the Ninja Turtles out of the Rumble!" Cole exclaimed as well, "Which means only Leo and Raph will remain."

"You're right, Cole! Team AppleDash is a real threat for everybody." Tazz stated.

45th Elimination: Donatello; Eliminated by: Applejack and Rainbow Dash; Duration: 11:10

As both Donnie and Mikey left ringside altogether however, Cleopatra was struggling over at the apron, trying to survive as she locked into a big front facelock around Apple White's entire neck. The daughter of Snow White tried her best to shoulder block her off the apron, but the front facelock she got trapped in thanks to Cleo was making it hard for her to do so.

"Cleopatra's in big trouble here," JR replied.

"You might wanna tell that to Apple White though too, JR," The King pointed out, "She's trying hard to escape the hold Cleopatra's locked on her."

Cleopatra didn't have that hold on Apple unfortunately for much longer as Wendy immediately ran right out of nowhere and caught the popular girl with a big boot, which knocked Cleopatra right off the apron and onto the floor, eliminating her from the match.

"Oh, Wendy right out of nowhere!" Cole exclaimed.

Tazz wasn't happy about the elimination himself, whining loudly, "Damn it, not the hot one!"

"Sorry Tazz, you can't always get what you want." Steven replied out of unamused pity for Tazz.

"But I know what Cleopatra's gonna need," JR paused a bit before saying, "A dentist!"

The King chuckled, "I think I know a guy who's willing to take that job!"

46th Elimination: Cleopatra; Eliminated by: Apple White and Wendy Corduroy; Duration: 11:28

As Cleopatra left ringside in a possibly angry huff, the camera scrolled to the right where Owen was busy being ganged up by a number of competitors who were busy pounding down hard on him with several hard forearms. The competitors who were busy beating him down were Spectra Vondergeist, Invisi Billy, Yumi Ishiyama, Gwen Tennyson, Marco Diaz, Shadowcat, Duke L'Orange and Ladybug as they all attempted to get him down on one knee.

"Check this out, guys," Steven pointed out, "Owen's getting ganged up on!"

"That's probably the smartest move out of all the Rumbles!" JR replied.

"You've got that right, JR!" The King agreed, "You've gotta team up to take the biggest competitor out, eliminate the big threat."

"This could either be a success or a failure one way or another." Cole replied as well.

Tazz then shook his head saying, "I'm gonna call this a failure."

However, that proved to be a mistake though as Owen used his great strength and power to split the pile all over, making the characters fly all over. The worst who got out of it was Yumi Ishiyama, who accidentally elbowed Rolf right in the face as she flew. The elbow shot knocked Rolf for a loop so much that Nightcrawler capitalized by dropkicking Rolf back in the head.

The impact sent the son of the shepard stumbling over the top ropes and onto the floor, eliminating him to a big surprise from the crowd themselves!

"Whoa, Rolf's outta there!" The King said, caught off-guard by Rolf's elimination.

"I think Yumi got thrown onto Rolf thanks to Owen, and that's what caused Rolf to get eliminated by Nightcrawler!" Cole explained.

"Sucks to be Rolf," Tazz chuckled a bit, "I bet he ain't never gonna live that mistake down!"

47th Elimination: Rolf; Eliminated by: Nightcrawler; Duration: 9:47

As soon as Rolf picked himself back up on his feet and left, the entire crowd all stood up on their feet and quickly looked toward the titantron to see the Rumble clock appear, therefore waiting patiently for the next five entrants to enter the match in any second.

"We have entrants 76 to 80 coming our way right now!" JR exclaimed.

"I can't wait to see which competitors will be coming our way!" Steven said, rubbing his hands with anticipation.

10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…

*BZZT!*

As the buzzer went off for the dozenth time, the crowd was treated to the sound of "I Want Action" by Poison playing on the sound system as a 12-year old youngster wearing an brown/yellow hat, a light blue/white t-shirt worn over a blue basketball tanktop, lime green shorts and white sneakers came running down the ramp, high-fiving the fans that were busy cheering him on.

Entrant #76: Twister Rodriguez (Rocket Power)

"Well, we may not have Otto Rocket, but we've at least got one of his friends still in this Rumble!" The King replied.

"That friend of Otto the King's referring to is Twister Rodriguez from Rocket Power, who is of course the 76th entrant in this match!" Cole pointed out.

"Twister's his name?" Tazz raised his eyebrow, "I'm very certain his name was–"

"Don't even freakin' say it, Tazz!" JR growled, cutting him off. "And yes, his parents are completely accurate that his name is Twister, and NOTHING ELSE!"

Before Tazz could say anything however, the song "Surfin' Bird" by The Trashmen ended up playing on the titantron next, which was soon followed by the appearance of an overweight man with brown hair, round eyeglasses, olive green pants, brown boots. He, just like every single entrant in this match got a big ovation from the crowd themselves, who too were dancing around to the next entrant's signature tune

Entrant #77: Peter Griffin (Family Guy)

"Oh no, are we gonna suffer through that annoying song again?" The King groaned in agony.

"Well, believe it or not, Peter Griffin from Family Guy likes it like that." Steven replied, "He too is returning from the last Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble!"

"Peter may think the bird is the word," JR replied as well before stating out, "But will a victory in the Rumble be the word instead?"

"Who knows, JR?" Tazz shrugged.

As Peter continued to dance down the ramp however, the song "I AM" (which is of course Keith Lee's theme in AEW) began to play full-blast around the sound-system, which excited the fans head-on especially when they saw who was entering through the curtain next. And entering through the curtain was a big, huge heavyweight man with black skin, a green shirt with an orange "D" labeled on the shirt, gray jeans, brown sandals and a big bright white cap on his head. He even showed mannerisms of the big AEW superstar himself by raising his right arm while pointing to himself with his left arm, which made the crowd cheer on him more.

Entrant #78: DJ (Total Drama)

"Now this is who I call a big fan favorite!" Steven exclaimed.

"And this fan favorite from the Total Drama series happens to be none other than the big powerhouse with heart himself, DJ!" Cole exclaimed as well.

"You can best be sure these people in Anaheim are basking in his glory right now!" Tazz replied, "Get it, because he's coming out to Keith Lee's theme?"

"Looks like it, Tazz!" JR nodded. "But regardless, DJ is considered to be the most likable contestant on Total Drama."

"His size can definitely say it all, JR!" The King pointed out.

As DJ continued his little walk down the aisle however, some upbeat random New Orleans jazz music began to play all around the arena in very loud proportions as a lean muscular man with boyishly brown hair, satin purple tank-top, dark blue jeans, silver boots and all decked out in a regular brown trenchcoat began walking through the curtain, becoming appreciated by the ovation that was rounded all before him with a smile on his face. This next entrant wasn't alone by the way as with him always was his legendary spear he kept on occasion.

Entrant #79: Gambit (X-Men: The Animated Series)

"Speaking of fan favorites, we got another one coming down our way!" The King pointed out.

"No question about it, King," JR replied before saying, "We've got Gambit from X-Men: The Animated Series coming in next at #79!"

"I think Rogue's gonna be happy to see her man in the same ring as her!" Steven stated.

Tazz widely smirked saying, "Thankfully, it's a relationship that isn't destroyed by Emma Frost out of all people."

"Are you always complaining that Emma Frost is a homewrecker, Tazz?!" JR turned to Tazz in anger.

Tazz turned to JR and shrugged, "That's what I've heard in dirt sheets, JR."

Before the other commentators could respond to Tazz's comment however, the crowd was immediately caught by Bret "Hitman" Hart's theme song playing around in the background. They stood up onto their feet and cheered wildly like crazy as a man with jet black hair, yellow-green t-shirt with a black handprint, black jeans and yellow-green sneakers came out through the curtain also wearing what seemed to be both a leather jacket and yellow-green sunglasses that were shaped familiar just like the Hitman himself.

Entrant #80: Trent (Total Drama)

"Hey, we've got the best there is!" The King pointed out again.

"Not to mention the best there was and ever will be in Total Drama history, it's the cool guy known as Trent!" Cole exclaimed.

JR grinned with satisfaction, "He definitely must be feeling like a Hitman already!"

"I can already tell you like him, JR." Steven nodded, "Mostly because he's dressed like one of Canada's best."

"Definitely because he can never do wrong, Steven." JR nodded back.

"I wonder if he throws tantrums like Bret does?" Tazz replied, "We do have a monitor here."

JR annoyingly rolled his eyes saying, "I highly doubt that would happen, Tazz."

Just as Trent got right inside the ring however, he noticed his ex-girlfriend Gwen struggling to hang onto the ropes with Arnold attempting to body slam her over the ropes.

Trent threw his glasses away and went to action, sneaking up with a kidney shot right to Arnold's abdomen, setting Gwen down to safety.

"And Trent with a big save!" Steven exclaimed, "We almost saw Gwen go out!"

Cole then pointed out, "It's been said they have a long history with each other, going back to their days to Total Drama Island."

"No kidding, they had a great relationship that got ruined by Duncan back at Total Drama Action." King replied.

Tazz took offense to this statement, saying to the King, "What can I say? Duncan was the better choice."

JR turned to Tazz and said, "Oh get real, Tazz."

"Hey, it's not my fault Trent got all crazy with that number 9 shit." Tazz said, backing away from the Oklahoman.

"Oh give me a break, Tazz!" JR argued, "I'll have you know that it was your buddy Duncan who chose to hit on Gwen and manipulated her to the point where she had no choice but to break up with him!"

"Sure, whatever you believe." Tazz rolled his eyes.

While JR and Tazz continued to argue non-stop however, both Trent and Gwen continued to punch away at Arnold Shortman, who immediately began to get dizzy with each hit given right to him.

Each and every single punch made Arnold swing at the air, trying his best to punch right away at the couple with no success.

"Arnold has no clue where he is!" The King pointed out.

"I think Gwen and Trent knocked the brain cells out of him!" Cole exclaimed.

"It's no surprise that chemistry between them hasn't been lost," JR pointed out as well, "And it shows here tonight."

"Well JR, you definitely show a lot of that support," Steven nodded before he looked at Tazz, "And Tazz, there happens to be a good amount of their fellow Total Drama competitors who know that Duncan and Gwen are not a good match by ANY MEANS."

Tazz scoffed as he said, "Like you know what a good ship is…"

Arnold attempted to swing once more, but that only made both Trent and Gwen unamused.

It was there that Trent and Gwen immediately shut Arnold up with a double clothesline, which sent Arnold over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him much to the fans personal delight!

"Trent and Gwen with a big elimination!" Cole exclaimed.

"And it looks like it's Arnold they threw out." Steven pointed out.

"How's that for good shipping, Tazz?" The King said, smirking in Tazz's face.

"Eh, it won't last," Tazz said, crossing his arms, "I bet you it won't last."

48th Elimination: Arnold Shortman; Eliminated by: Trent and Gwen; Duration: 2:40

Right as Arnold left ringside however, Gambit was busy pulling out one of his signature trademark cards he was looking at, which displayed a picture that showed Kofi Kingston doing a Trouble In Paradise.

With him throwing that card away, The Ragin Cajun ran up towards Owen and decked him in the face with a big Trouble in Paradise! The force of that big kick immediately knocked him straight towards the ropes, stumbling him a little bit.

"Gambit with a big Trouble In Paradise!" JR shouted.

"Owen looks like he's stumbling here." Steven replied.

Seeing Owen stumbling towards the ropes allowed most of the competitors to jump on the big Canadian in one sitting, which involved Spectra Vondergeist, Invisi Billy, Yumi Ishiyama, Gwen Tennyson, Marco Diaz, Shadowcat, Duke L'Orange, Ladybug, Wendy Corduroy, Nightcrawler, Luz Noceda, Nosedive Flashblade, Apple White, Morty Smith, Turanga Leela, Dan, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack altogether.

"Looks like they're gonna try it again!" The King exclaimed.

"It'll be a miracle if Owen manages to split the pile again!" Tazz exclaimed as well.

Cole said with an unsure shrug, "I highly doubt that, Tazz!"

"I think Gambit might've kicked some of Owen's teeth out." The King pointed out, following up the statement Cole said.

It nearly took the whole row of contestants to lift up Owen's entire leg off the mat, which proved to be more than enough force and momentum to carry Owen over the top ropes. With a couple several gut shots from an unseen Invisi Billy himself, Owen found himself letting go of the ropes and dropping his own body to the floor, getting him eliminated much to a mixed reaction from the fans.

"And the big Canadian is gone!" JR cried out.

"That's a big loss for Owen right there," Steven nodded, "And so are the fans who supported him!"

"Eh, they'll grow up." Tazz shrugged. "You win some, you lose some."

49th Elimination: Owen; Eliminated by: Spectra Vondergeist, Invisi Billy, Yumi Ishiyama, Gwen Tennyson, Marco Diaz, Shadowcat, Duke L'Orange, Ladybug, Wendy Corduroy, Nightcrawler, Luz Noceda, Nosedive Flashblade, Apple White, Morty Smith, Turanga Leela, Dan, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack; Duration: 6:58

While Owen sadly left ringside to the fans still chanting his name on his way back, Rainbow Dash was taking excellent advantage of Gambit with a nice three-hit haymaker combo, followed with a big uppercut right across the chin that made the mutant stumble a bit.

But that proved to be a mistake as Gambit responded right back with a running European Uppercut straight to Rainbow's face.

"Oh, Gambit with a shot right back!" Cole exclaimed.

"That definitely wasn't a smart move from Rainbow Dash," The King replied. "I think it's gonna cost her."

Rainbow Dash was looking to make the King eat his words however.

Gambit looked to approach her for a second, only for Dashie to catch the mutant by surprise with an epic Pele Kick!

"Dashie with a big Pele kick!" Steven shouted.

"Very fitting since she's got a strong background in soccer!" JR nodded.

Rainbow Dash looked to take advantage once again against the southern mutant by running right after him.

But before she could clothesline him however, Gambit used his wits and smarts to duck under, sending Rainbow Dash flying over the top rope and to the outside floor, eliminating her from the Rumble match!

"Well that answers your question, King!" Tazz pointed out.

"Rainbow Dash is over and out!" Cole exclaimed.

"Yeah, she got red-carded out of the Rumble!" The King smirked a little, "No world cup trophy for her!"

50th Elimination: Rainbow Dash; Eliminated by: Gambit; Duration: 11:14

Rainbow Dash was immediately in total disbelief as she got up on her feet, knowing deep down she lost her only chance to outmatch Applejack in the Rumble match. And in total response, all Dashie could do is kick the steel steps in total frustration as a result of her temper tantrum.

"Oh, what a sore loser, huh?" Tazz chuckled.

"You can say that's what Rainbow Dash gets for allowing her competitiveness to get the best of her." Steven pointed out.

JR shook his head saying, "That's not very surprising coming from Dashie herself!"

"I definitely would hate to be in her boots!" The King chuckled as well.

While the referees at ringside attempted to do their best and calm down Rainbow Dash at the moment, Gambit immediately turned around and saw Dan running towards him as he was pushed by Rogue.

This made Gambit duck yet again and surprise Dan with a back body drop over the top rope and onto both the referees and Rainbow Dash at ringside, knocking them out and himself at the time in total elimination!

"What a dogpile!" Cole cried out.

"Dan just took every single one of them out!" Tazz chuckled again.

"Not also that, but Dan's also out as well!" JR exclaimed, "This ain't good for the maniac himself!"

"Yeah, too bad his friend Chris couldn't save him from elimination!" The King said, shaking his head.

51st Elimination: Dan; Eliminated by: Gambit and Rogue; Duration: 9:18

While more referees ran over to check on both Dan and Rainbow Dash however, the camera scrolled up at the ropes to see Spectra Vondergeist attempt to catch her breath in order to reserve her strength.

It seemed that lifting up Owen over the top ropes and onto the floor looked to be more than enough to waste her stamina away.

"Man, Spectra must be exhausted!" Tazz pointed out.

"That's what happens when you lift up a big gorilla like Owen." Cole replied.

"No kidding," The King nodded, "Your whole entire body can pay a price!"

"Invisi Billy…" Spectra muttered to herself still out of breath, "Invisi Billy, where are you…?"

Seeing Spectra become exhausted right at the ropes forced a grin to come across Harley Quinn's face.

It wasn't long before the hot former jester snuck up on the purple-haired ghoul and lifted her up by her legs, therefore flipping Spectra over the top rope and onto the floor in complete elimination!

"There goes the nail in her coffin!" Tazz smirked out.

"Harley gets Spectra out of the Rumble!" Cole pointed out.

"Aw, dang it, I liked her too," Steven poured a little, "Gonna miss that hair though."

The King patted Steven on the shoulder saying, "I know how you feel, Steven. It ain't fair!"

52nd Elimination: Spectra Vondergeist; Eliminated by: Harley Quinn; Duration: 19:26

Right as Spectra took her leave at ringside however, both Nosedive and Duke were busy with Alejandro themselves, setting him up in powerbomb position while Nosedive got himself in top rope looking to pull off what looked to be a high-risk double team move from the top.

"Hang on, the Mighty Ducks may be setting something big here!" JR pointed out.

"Oh no, I can't bear to watch," Tazz said, covering his eyes. "Somebody save him!"

"Yeah, you know he isn't gonna listen to your cries!" Cole shook his head to Tazz.

The King grinned to Tazz himself saying, "I'm afraid you're just gonna have to accept it, Tazz!"

Steven then noticed something shiny and metal appearing across Alejandro's hands, forcing him to cut the commentators off saying, "Uh, guys. You may wanna look!"

Just as Duke lifted up Alejandro with a powerful powerbomb lift however, the Latin liar surprised Nosedive with a red mist blast through his lips while at the same time, he blasted Duke right upside the head with a pair of brass knuckles!

This double act of dirty tricks didn't sit well with both the crowd and commentators altogether, who called Alejandro's act foul.

"OH COME ON NOW!" JR angrily shouted, "That dirty son-of-a-bitch struck again!"

The King said with an angry nod, "Yeah, with the mist and the brass knucks!"

"Yeah, that's what I'm talking about," Tazz chuckled. "Why haven't I thought of that?"

Cole found himself rolling his eyes, saying to Tazz, "Well, I'm glad you're enjoying this, because these fans aren't!"

"Amethyst and Pearl are right, villain commentators are more annoying than they are amusing." Steven muttered.

The red mist shot Nosedive suffered from Alejandro forced the blonde-haired duck to wreck himself on the top rope.

Duke got the worst of it however as the brass knucks shot he suffered forced him to act loopy, which made Alejandro capitalize on this occasion by grabbing Duke from behind and chucking him over the ropes and onto the floor, eliminating him much to the disgust and distaste from the entire Anaheim audience!

"And Alejandro gets rid of Duke." Cole said cringeful.

"Damn it, this ain't right." JR shook his head.

"Oh well, JR!" Tazz said, rolling his eyes from JR's behavior. "Heels run the wrestling world and make the ratings, deal with it."

"We all know that's a legit lie, Tazz!" Steven said, blowing up in Tazz's face.

53rd Elimination: Duke L'Orange; Eliminated by: Alejandro Burromuerto; Duration: 23:41

Alejandro continued to rub it in these fans' faces as hard as he could, even going so far to scratch his butt and fling it right back at the irate crowd as if they wanted to inhale his dust.

However, what The Arch Villain didn't know was that the powerhouse of the Mighty Ducks, Check "Grin" Hardwing was standing right behind him with a very pissed off expression on his face.

He was so pissed off that he grabbed onto Alejandro and threw the Latin lover with a giant German suplex. It was so big that Alejandro came close to landing on his neck on the way down!

The King chuckled out of spite, "Oh my god!"

"Alejandro just got flown like a dart!" Cole pointed out.

Tazz then said with a pout, "Oh, come on, that wasn't funny!"

"Oh, I believe that was very funny, Tazz." JR nodded to Tazz in front of his face.

Meanwhile, as Check "Grin" Hardwing immediately decided to let Nosedive get some shots while holding the Latin Liar up on his feet, the entire crowd all came out of their seats and instantly looked towards the titantron to see the Rumble clock light up on the screen.

That of course meant that the next row of contestants were looking to come out momentarily, which built up a lot more suspense than expected for the patient commentators and fans alike.

"I believe we're gonna have the next set of competitors coming up next!" Steven pointed out.

"I think you're right," The King nodded to Steven, "Whoever's next must want a piece of Alejandro themselves!"


This may have been legit hell to get done (mostly because sometimes real life gets in the way), but at least it's finished so it's all worth it for you fans. Anyway, stat time!

Entrants in the ring: 28

Entrants left to go: 80

Eliminated: Derek Generic, Lynn Loud Jr., Johnny Bravo, Robert "Granddad" Freeman, George Jetson, Fred Flintstone, Beast Boy, Hank Hill, Lion-O, Odd Delia Robbia, Shaggy Rogers, Finn The Human, Duncan, Sunset Shimmer, Ben Tennyson, Caitlin Cooke, Cat Noir, Lance "Avalanche: Alvers, Butt-Head, Beavis, Zim, Milo Murphy, Samantha "Sam" Simpson, Alex Casoy, Clover Ewing, Jude Lizowski, Throttle, Bobby Santiago, JFK, Snake Eyes, Raven, Jimmy Neutron, Michelangelo, Donatello, Cleopatra, Rolf, Arnold Shortman, Rainbow Dash, Dan, Spectra Vondergeist, Duke L'Orange

Still in the ring: Alejandro Burromuerto, Nosedive Flashblade, Luz Noceda, Check "Grin" Hardwing, Geoff, Gwen, Invisi Billy, Goliath, Gwen Tennyson, Marco Diaz, Rogue, Owen, Yumi Ishiyama, ShadowCat, Ladybug, Edd/Double D aka The Masked Mumbler, Wendy Corduroy, Applejack, Harley Quinn, Apple White, Nightcrawler, Morty Smith, Turanga Leela, Twister Rodriguez, Peter Griffin, DJ, Gambit and Trent

Shortest time: Milo Murphy (0:15)

Why didn't we get more Masked Mumber this chapter?

How long will the Trent/Gwen partnership last?

Am I gonna need to eat breakfast now?

The last question will be a DEFINITE yes, but the others? Well, that will have to wait until next chapter, however. But make sure you read, review and leave any feedbacks if you like just in case you want to see more Cartoon Rumble action. Peace for now!