But first, Bowser snapped his fingers. Don't worry, this wasn't to erase half the universe, no no, but eventually two familiar figures emerged from the sky. A younger version of the evil king and a wizard in blue robes.
"Of course-a." Mario stuttered.
The kingdom was on fire and his two followers didn't care. They wanted to follow his papa and his master's orders.
"Leave my papa alone, you bad man!" The first customer of the day popped out of his clown car. This was Bowser's own son, Bowser Jr. "Hey! Mario! Stay away from Peach too! We're taking her after we're done with YOU!"
Kamek also piped in. "Well well! If it isn't the green dinosaur himself!" Yoshi grumbled from that response. "But alas, you will be wiped off like a... uh.. flip-flop!"
Everyone, including Bowser, stared at Kamek.
"...It works?"
"It does." Bowser grumbled and turned back to Mario. "Mario. You. Me. And your cowardly bro, we duke it out. Regardless of who wins or who loses, there will be guaranteed deaths. This kingdom is already on the verge of burning to ash! Bwahahaha!"
"Bowser..." Mario uttered that name in spite. "It's-a on then." He rustled his recent Cape that he got from a feather. He then turned to Luigi, who was standing beside Mario, hammer in tow, also glaring angrily at Bowser. "Ready, bro?" Luigi, still with a stern expression on his face, turned to Mario, and raised his eyebrows, knowing his bro would always be there for him. "Ready, Mario!" He replied. They both turned to Bowser in unionism and raised their fists. "LET'S-A-GO!"
Bowser simply laughed at this. "You want to die that badly? Very well. By the name of Camael, and me, the spirit Efreet... IT'S SHOWTIME!" Bowser also raised his fist as they both clashed into each other.
"Hold it, pipsqueaks!" Bowser Jr. pointed at the running Peach. "I still have the agenda of capturing YOU to make my papa proud! Capturing you by myself will always be more fun!"
Peach pulled out her frying pan. "I'm not gonna be captured and be a sitting duck!" Sure, she may be the damsel in distress, but that doesn't mean she's always just gonna sit there and take it.
"Bwah hee hee hee!" Boxing gloves came out of Bowser Jr's clown car. "I shall use my very powerful clown car (which is one of my favourite birthday gifts, may I add!), to strike you down! Prepare for gizmos and gadgets to blast you into oblivion!"
"Fine!" The princess tensed. "Just don't tell your papa when I eventually send you to the naughty corner, you bad, bad kid!"
"HEY! I'm not BAD! Good and evil are simplistic outdated terms! Everything is relative!" Bowser Jr. stomped his foot like a classic villain. "You will learn to respect me, and when to do it!" He then pulled out his drills. "Brace yourself, spoiled peaches! I'll make my papa proud, time!"
"So, Yoshi, my old-time baddie, I assume this is the part where we duel." Kamek spoke, glaring at Yoshi. All he got was a glare back from said Yoshi.
"Yoshi, Yoshi." He growled.
"Ah, that's right. You're Yoshi. The only words you know is your own name! Keheheheh!"
He then aimed his wand.
"Alright, Yoshi. Let's begin our war."
The battle has begun. An all-out war with Bowser.
It starts with Yoshi.
Yoshi began by throwing an egg at Kamek. It missed, obviously, since Kamek was prepared for battle. "That all you got? Eggs? I've seen enough of them! Blech! They make my stomach gurgle and ache!" Kamek laughed. "Keheheheh! But... Excellent throwing."
Kamek was always the wise one of the villains. "But you shall never even lan-"
Yoshi immediately kicked Kamek across the battlefield and gave chase. He ran right across Peach's Castle, only to be stopped by an incoming Bowser being slam dunked by Mario. He dived under Bowser but got punted back by Bowser Jr. Peach caught up with Bowser Jr, and saddled up on Yoshi. She bounced onto Bowser Jr, and fired hearts as bullets at Bowser, in which he deflected with his shell. When Bowser turned around, Mario uppercutted him in the face, and Luigi bounced onto Mario with a Team Jump and launched himself to Kamek.
That's the kind of chaos that this battle housed. A battle for the fate of the WORLD.
Mario jumped up after Bowser after uppercutting him in the face and hammered Bowser directly into Bowser Jr. Peach swiftly dodged the incoming Bowser and whacked Kamek with a frying pan. Luigi ran forwards and headbutted into Bowser. Bowser elbowed Luigi back and spat a fireball at Peach. Luckily, she pulled out her Parasol and ducked under it, so she didn't take much damage. However, the damage was still brutal.
"How dare you?!" Peach scolded. "That was the finest parasol in the land!" She floated up and cast hearts at Bowser Jr, in which he countered with his Turret. They both exploded, damaging neither Peach or Bowser Jr. "Is that all you got?" He laughed, taunting her ever so.
He was suddenly interrupted by a Mario who hammered him to the head. He used the hammer slam to boost himself up and elbowed Kamek.
Mario then charged up his hammer more and bonked Bowser this time. He countered with HIS elbow. Mario kept swinging while Bowser kept blocking. "BWAHAHAHA! Is that all you got? You're going to hurt me, right? You're going to KILL me right? So stop being a baby and HURT ME!"
"Hrrrrmph! Bowser, I WILL-a hurt you! Just you wait!" Mario declared while jumping upwards and using his Cape Feather to push himself and Bowser plummeting towards the ground. "HYAH!" He thrusted out of Bowser to let him continue the fall, in which he fell to the ground with a large WHAM!
Luigi pulled out his hammer and swinged at Bowser Jr, in which he countered with his own hammer. Bowser Jr. leapt up.
"Eh?" Luigi looked around, confused. Then looked up.
"TAKE THIS!" Bowser Jr. yelled while doing a ground pound.
"WAH!" Luigi cried out. Of course, he was always the cowardly one. He ran back from Bowser Jr's ground pound, but got knocked back anyway. "Eeeeugh..." Luigi sputtered, getting out of the dirt he was just faceplanted in and spat some dirt out. "Hoh!" He tossed his hammer, which caught Junior off guard and hit him. "YEOW!" exclaimed Junior.
"Ha ha!" Take THAT, you spoiled brat!"
Bowser turned. "CAMAEL." He yelled out his deadly weapon's name and he summoned his flaming axe. He sprinted towards Luigi.
Mario, who was currently fighting Bowser, looked towards Luigi. "BRO!" He dived and shoved Luigi out of the way and took the hit of Camael. "D'OW!" Mario got brutally hit, his body in flames.
"MARIO!" Luigi and Peach called out.
"YOSHI!" Yoshi cried out.
Luigi was furious and glared at Bowser. He grabbed both his and Mario's hammer and made a double swing at Bowser, in which he blocked with Camael.
"D'aww, your power seems to have gotten weaker! GWAHAHAHAHA! Where's your precious bro now?!" He laughed maniacally.
Everyone aimed their weapons at Bowser.
"So you still want to fight? You haven't lost morale? Good. I like crushing those who think they have a shimmer of light in VICTORY!" Bowser roared as he charged at them. He easily knocked away Peach's Frying Pan. with Camael. "GWAAAARGH!" He sliced Peach far across the battlefield.
"PEACH!" Luigi called out. The cowardly plumber attempted to continue his double-hammer swinging at Bowser, in which he snapped both in half with Camael. "All weapons are useless! Don't you get it?" he declared. He curled into a ball and knocked Luigi aside next to Peach, injuring both of them.
Yoshi felt CORNERED. He had Bowser, Bowser Jr. and Kamek all staring at him now. Bowser was just about to shoot a fireball at him until.
"STOP-A!"
Bowser turned. Of course, Mario only lost his Cape Feather powerup. He was now just your regular normal Mario. He glared at Bowser with a clench in his fist. "Alright, you-a three! I'm next!"
All the baddies stared at each other...
Then laughed.
However, their laugh was cut VERY shortly when Mario uppercutted Bowser Jr. on the jaw. He kicked Kamek in the face and pulled out his hammer and whonked Bowser. Bowser was the only one to counter as they had a sparring spree. Bowser elbowed Mario away but he quickly came back with a hammer to the head and then a stomp to the head. Mario jumped back.
He turned. "Huh?" as he noticed a swirling blue vortex beginning to develop in the sky. He swore this was familiar somehow...
"Bowser?"
"NOT NOW, MARIO!" Bowser roared. He jumped and slammed down towards Mario, the latter backflipping to dodge.
"Bowser, there's a VORTEX in the sky!"
"Good, more reason for you to DIE!" Bowser punched Mario back with a flaming fist, Mario getting knocked back. "D'oh!" He said.
Mario's words were considered a warning, because the vortex grew bigger and bigger, eventually pulling in Princess Peach in first.
"Princess!" Mario called out.
Then Yoshi.
And then Bowser Jr. and Kamek.
And finally...
"Oh no." Mario ran after his brother, also pulled in via vortex. He leapt up across multiple platforms, and made a huge massive leap to grab his bro's hand, Luigi also reaching out for him.
"Just a little...!" But alas, Luigi was fully pulled in along with Mario himself.
"Oh, you're not going anywhere yet! Stay RIGHT there! There's still DYING left to do!" Bowser leapt in after Mario.