Top Girls!

OMAKE: Halloween 2022

"Wel;come to Top Gear!" the three hosts chorused.

"Happy Halloween!" Misato Katsuragi beamed, the black haired woman wearing a sexy Sailor Moon outfit.

"Ack," Maya Ibuki yelped, covering her eyes. "I can totally see your panties."

"That's the POINT of adult women doing Halloween!" Misato declared.

"No it's not!" Maya sighed.

Ritsuko Akagi, dressed as a 'Mad Scientist', sighed loudly. "Don't tell me, we're doing another special?" she asked.

"Yup," Misato agreed. "Maya, WHY are you not in costume?"

"I'm dressed as a TV host," Maya lied desperately.

Ritsuko and Misato exchanged a look.

"Eeep," Maya yelped as they dragged her off.

"WHY am I in a skirt?" Shinji asked, the young boy dressed in frillie. It was a Cardcaptor Sakura outfit, tho he didn't know that.

"It suits you," Rei Ayanami noted dryly, dressed in armor bits and looking like Unit-01.

"Is this symbolic of you being a clone of Yui, who's stuck in Unit 01?" Asuka asked, breaking the fourth wall.

"Yes," Rei agreed. "Should you be breaking the fourth wall like that?"

"It's a omake. I don't think the author cares," Asuka noted.

"Ah," Rei nodded.

"WHY are you in the sexytimes plugsuit?" Shinji had to ask, trying not to look at the transparent material that left NOTHING to the imagination.

"I want to get laid," Asuka noted with a shrug.

"SERIOUSLY?" Shinji yelped.

"You called?" Mari Illustrious Makinami asked, purring sexily.

"Eeep," Shinji yelped. Mari was dressed as a 'sexy devil' which pretty much amounted to a skimpy bikini and devil horns.

"Nice," Asuka said, looking over her admiringly.

"You two are creepy and wrong," Rei deadpanned. "I apprlove."

"Oh shut up," Asuka scowled as she took Mari's hand and walked off.

"WHY do the girls never go for me?" Shinji lamented.

"It's a Shanejayell fic," Rei noted calmly, "you're pretty much doomed to chastity. Unless he pairs you with Misato, anyway."

"He ships that?" Shinji looked creeped out.

"Apparently," Rei said flatly.

"That's nearly as creepy as the yaoi fics with me and Kaji," Shinji shuddered.

"Ugh, yaoi," Rei shuddered too.

Meanwhile, Maya was revealed in her new costume. "WHY SHINJI'S PLUGSUIT?" Maya complained, dressed in the snug blue uniform.

"It was handy," Misato shrugged.

"You're actually kind of hot, in that," Ritsuko noted thoughtfully.

"No sex on the set," Misato ordered.

"Awww," Ritsuko pouted.

Gendo, of course, was dressed as Frankenstein's Monster, while Kozo was Frankenstein. "This is SO unoriginal," Kozo lamented.

"Oh?" Gendo wondered.

"Be daring next year. Do Dr Frankenfurter," Kozo suggested.

"I don't have the figure to do Rocky Horror," Gendo noted.

"... I'm surpridsed you even KNOW it," Kozo admitted.

"I was in the University theatrical club. Yui did a mean Magenta too," Gendo added.

Kozo tried to imaginew them in THOSE costumes and suffered a brain break...

To be continued...

Notes: Yeah, just a halloween short. Misato's voice actress was the original Sailor Moon one, so went with that. And yeah, fourth wall breakage. Heh!