The scene cuts to the locker hallway of South Park Elementary, students walk and talk amongst each other. The scene cuts to Clyde, placing textbooks into his locker, and Stan walks into the frame.
Stan: Hey, Clyde, Can I Talk to You?
Clyde: Sure Bro.
Stan: Well, um, Wendy just came up to me and was acting all hurt 'cause she thinks I don't care about her.
Clyde shuts his locker and turns to Stan.
Clyde: Uh-Huh
Stan: Well, she says that she wishes I would reply to her texts the way that Clyde responds to Bebe so, like, how do you do it?
Clyde looks around suspiciously and moves his hand by his mouth to whisper to Stan.
Clyde: Chat GPT, Dude.
Stan: Chat GPT
Clyde places his arm around Stan, they begin walking a few steps before Clyde takes out his phone.
Clyde: Yeah, dude. There are a bunch of apps and programs you could subscribe to that use open AI to do all your writing for you. People use 'em to write poems and write job applications, but what they're really good for... is dealing with chicks. Here, check it out. There are tons of Chat GPT apps for your phone.
The scene cuts to show Clyde's phone screen, displaying his messages with Bebe. He swipes to the home screen, clicks the Chat GPT app, and then returns to his and Bebe's texts.
Clyde: So, then I can take whatever latest dumb thing Bebe texted me, I copy it, then I open the GPT app, click 'respond to', paste her text here, hit 'write'. It just thinks for a second. 'You would look great with any length of hair! Trying a new look could be fun. Copy that into messages and send it off. It's super easy and convenient and it saves me a ton of time because she texts me so goddamn much.
Clyde's phone buzzes. The screen cuts back to the phone screen.
Clyde: Jesus Christ! 'I probably won't do it, but thanks for being supportive'. Cut. Paste. Write. Cut. Messages. Paste. Send. There.
The screen cuts back to Clyde and Stan. Clyde wipes his hands together.
Clyde: All done with her stupid shit.
Stan: This is a real app?
Clyde: It'll completely change your life, bro. Just, uh, just don't tell anybody, huh? If Bebe found out, I'd be a dead man.
The screen cuts to Tegridy Farms, then to Stan in his room, at his desk. He takes out his phone, looking through his and Wendy's texts. There are more messages and a new one. Stan contemplates. He follows Clyde's instructions, and copies the text, and pastes it into the Chat GPT app.
The scene cuts to Wendy and her parents at the dinner table.
Wendy is playing with her food, looking sad. She grabs her phone and sees a new text from Stan.
She reads the text, shocked. She smiles and holds the phone close, then gets off of her chair and begins spinning around.
The scene cuts to Wendy on her bed, smiling widely at her phone and texting Stan back.
The Scene Cuts to Stan Wearing Headphones on His Bed Copy & Past Text to Wendy by Using Chapgpt.
The Scene Cuts to Wendy Sitting on the toilet dropping a load while Texting Stan.
The scene cuts to Stan sitting on the toilet. He grabs his phone and repeats the steps. He puts it back on the sink.
The scene cuts back to Wendy, smiling as she stares at her phone. She spins around, standing on her bed.
The Scene Cuts to Stan Half Asleep Repeating the Steps.
The scene cuts to the South Park Elementary playground, Wendy is sitting at the merry-go-round with Nichole and Red at her side. She talks, showing both girls her phone.
The Scene Cuts to Stan & Clyde Reading Text Messages.
The scene cuts back to the family dinner table. Wendy's parents look at her, and then at each other. Wendy is still smiling at her phone.
The scene cuts to Stan's Family Table Repeating Steps, & It Cuts to Wendy Reading Texts Smiling.
The scene cuts to the park basketball area, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Tolkien are playing basketball. As Stan grabs the ball, his phone buzzes, and he repeats the steps.
The scene cuts to Wendy walking through a meadow, staring happily at her phone.
The screen cuts to Stan resting on a lounge chair behind the barn in Tegridy Farms. He holds his phone, and with his eyes closed, repeats the steps.
The scene cuts to Wendy in her bedroom, sitting at her window, on her phone. The scene cuts back to Stan on the couch, playing video games. His phone rings, and he looks surprised. He picks up. The scene cuts continuously between the two.
Stan: Hello?
Wendy: Hey Stan You Ask me if I wanted a Bedtime Story about Frogs
Stan: O Yeah I Wrote I'll Send it to You Right Now
Wendy: OK Bye!
The scene cuts back to Stan. He opens the Chat GPT app, and types in 'write a nice bedtime story about frogs'. The app instantly responds. The scene cuts back to Wendy, lying in bed, reading the story. She hugs her phone close and closes her eyes.