One day, In a car full of 4 people...
"Guys! I'm in a very good mood today!"
Anonydeath called out to his three roommates. Arfoire, the one who was driving the car answered with:
"You are?"
"Yes! We should go do something special! How about we get something delicious!? How about we get something amazing!? Something we will never forget! I sincerely believe we all deserve a treat!"
Kurome pinches her nose and sighs.
"Motherfucker's all happy and shit acting like he didn't do anything to us last night."
Rei agrees.
"For real. Bro thinks he did nothing wrong and wants to be rewarded."
"What an asshole..."
"Excuse me!?"
Anonydeath turned to both Rei And Kurome.
"What did I just hear!? Did you just call me an asshole!? Kurome Ankokuboshi!?"
"No. Um... That wasn't me, It was Rei."
"No it fucking wasn't! That was Kurome, Trust me Anonydeath!"
"If someone's not telling me the truth here, They are going to feel the wrath of my Noire Body Pillow! You girls have 30 seconds to tell me the truth! Absolutely no one is leaving this car until we clear this out!"
Both Kurome and Rei stared silently.
Then Anonydeath started to count.
"10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4-"
Kurome cuts him off.
"Okay okay, It was me. But Rei started it. She was insane. She was out of-"
"I don't want to fucking hear it! Just wait until we get home, Kurome the Edgelord!"
"Anonydeath, What the fuck?"
"You'll see what happens Kurome! Anyways, You know where we should go Arfoire?"
"Where?"
"We should go to Burger King!"
"Anonydeath, You can't be fucking serious."
"Oh, I am very serious Arfoire!"
"Sorry to burst your bubble Anonydeath, But we're not going to Burger King."
"We're going to the Burger of the king right now you little asshole bitch cunt ass witch! Otherwise My Noire Body Pillow will spit out White Flames Of Love, And you do not want to see that happening!"
"Who the fuck-"
Anonydeath pulls out his Noire Body Pillow and humps it while moaning loudly.
The three girls are terrified.
"Anonydeath, Why are you the way you are."
Arfoire drives towards Burger King.
"Welcome to Burger King, How May I take your order?" A Twintailed Girl Worker asked.
"Hello Madam! May I have your finest king burger of the king?"
"What? Which one?"
"You know which one I want you sexy bitch!"
"Excuse me..."
"Just wait until I lay my hands on your large sweet ti-"
Arfoire cuts Anonydeath off.
"Anonydeath, What the fuck? Can you fucking stop harassing the worker and order something that's on the menu?"
"You're gonna make me something that is not meant for kids If you continue to sexually harass me."
"Oh shiver me timbers!"
The twintailed girl worker pulled out her glock.
"You asked for it, Asswipe."
"Woah! Let's not blow this out of proportion!"
The girl noticed that Anonydeath was carrying his Noire Body Pillow.
"What the... What the fuck is that thing?"
"I call it my Noire! Now stay down before I make everyone watch as I have public sex with my Noire!"
"Holy shit, Fine! Just don't let children see it! I have never seen anything like this!"
"That's what I thought!"
Arfoire was slowly losing her patience.
"Anonydeath, Can you fucking order already!?"
"Of course, My Love!"
"You make me sick."
"Hmm, Can I have your finest whopper? The impossible whopper, A crispy chicken sandwich, A spicy crispy chicken sandwich, The big fish sandwich, 10 piece of Chicken Nuggets, 10 piece of Spicy Chicken Nuggets, Chicken Fries, A bacon cheeseburger, A bacon double cheeseburger, A bacon cheeseburger deluxe, A double cheeseburger deluxe, French Fries, Onion Rings, A Vanilla Shake, A Chocolate Shake, A Strawberry Shake, A Oreo cookie shake, And A Creamy apple pie!"
Kurome stepped in next.
"I'll Have A Double Cheeseburger, Onion Rings, and a Vanilla Shake."
It was Rei's Order now.
"I'll have a double cheeseburger, Onion Rings, And a Strawberry shake."
And finally, Arfoire's Order.
"I'll have a double cheeseburger, Onion Rings, hot chocolate, and an Apple Pie."
"Is that all?"
"Yes."
"Alright. That's gonna be 233 dollars and 96 cents."
Arfoire's jaw dropped.
"Holy shit."
"Hahaha! I'm just so hungry!"
"I know where you live, Anonydeath."
Needless to say, They were never seen at Burger King again.
I'm starting a new series based on Wesker and Friends. It's Arfoire and her friends. Here are their ages in this AU:
Arfoire: 40 years old
Anonydeath: 22 years old.
Rei: 32 years old.
Kurome: 20 years old.
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