The story starts off in Cat's bedroom where she is laying in her bed with nothing but a bra on. She checks her phone and sees it is 9AM and has a few missed calls.

"Oh shit today is my birthday. Robbie? Where are you?" Cat asks

Cat gets out of her bed, puts her footie pajamas on and walks out her apartment and locks it then she walks into Tori's apartment when all the lights come on

"Happy birthday!" Everyone yelled

"Aw you guys." Cat said

"I can't believe today is your birthday." Robbie says

"I can't believe she's 29 now." Tori said

"I can't believe her parents didn't want to show up." Nona said

"Are they still in Idaho?" Sikowitz asked

"No they came back sometime before 2017." Cat replied

"We made your favorite cake." André says

"Chocolate?" Cat asked

"Duh like who wants vanilla?" Trina asks

"People who are allergic to chocolate." Sinjin replied

"Well those people can suck it." Jade said

"Glad none of us are allergic to it." Beck said

"Here Cat this is from me." Sikowitz said

Cat opens her present and sees it's a tub of bibble

"BIBBLE?!" Cat yelled

"Oh lord." Said Nona

"They still make that stuff?" Tori asked

"I guess so." André replied

"It's just colored popcorn." Robbie says

"You still like bibble right?" Sikowitz asked

"YES!" Cat yelled

"Don't eat it all in one bite." Sinjin says

"Is she still banned from that store?" Trina asked

"What do you think?" Jade asked

"She was very addicted to it like it was her drugs." Beck says

"Thanks Sikowitz." Cat replied

"If you go crazy again, don't go using my jewelry again." Nona said

"I don't think that'll be a problem Mrs. Valentine." Robbie said

"Robbie you can call me Nona. You've been Cat's husband for 5 years now." Nona said

"Cat here is my present. It's from all of us." Tori said

Cat opens it and sees it's a framed picture of all of them from the pilot episode of the original show

"Oh wow we were so young." Cat says

"Your hair was curly too." Sinjin says

"What's that supposed to mean?" Cat asked

"You haven't said that in forever." Beck says

"I forget she's autistic." Sikowitz said

"Really?" Jade asked

"Oh wow I forgot my hair was black." Trina says

"Wait who even took that picture anyway?" André asked

"I found it on the school website. It took me forever to find it though." Tori replies

"Well that pic is from 2010 and it's 2023 now." Robbie says

The doorbell rings

"IT'S OPEN!" Trina yelled

London and Mr. Moseby walk in with a present for Cat

"Hi sorry we're late." London said

"There was a long line and people were so slow at checking out." Mr. Moseby says

"No worries." Tori said

"Happy birthday Cat." London says

"Thank you London." Cat says

"Open your gift." London says

"It cost her $500 to get you that." Mr. Moseby said

Cat opens her present and sees it is diamond earrings

"Diamond earrings!" Cat yelled

"Cool." Trina said

"They're for Cat!" Jade yelled

"I love it. Thanks London." Cat said

"Sure. Sorry Zack and the others can't be here." London says

"Well where are they?" Sinjin asked

"At their kids school for a science fair." Mr. Moseby replied

"But didn't their school just restart last week or something?" Beck asked

"Schools in Los Angeles are so weird." Sikowitz said

"Yeah no kidding." André says

"I'm guessing you are this girl's bodyguard?" Nona asked

"Eh I actually raised her since her dad was always too busy running the Tipton company." Mr. Moseby said

"Daddy never had time to raise me so Moseby is the closest thing to a dad." London said

"I feel you London. When I was 17, my parents left me behind to take my brother to a mental hospital in Idaho. I was hiding out in my school attic until Jade and Robbie convinced me to live with my Nona." Cat says

"And they were so nice to do that." Nona said

"I try not to look back at that." Jade says

"We were worried about our friend." Robbie said

"Wow that's rough." London said

"Sorry to hear that girl." Mr. Moseby says

"Her parents were too bothered to show up to their daughter's birthday!" Tori yelled

"What the hell?" Mr. Moseby yells

"I thought I raised your dad better than that." Nona says

"Okay enough talk on that!" Sikowitz yelled

"Yeah it's cake time!" Jade yelled

"Cat would you like to do the honors?" Beck asked

"Yes please." Cat said

"Wait we got to light the cake." London said

"I got it, Miss Tipton." Trina says

Trina gets out a lighter and lights the candles

"Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Catarina Valentine! Happy birthday to you!" Everyone but Cat yells

"And many more!" Robbie yelled

Cat blows out her candles as her Nona takes a picture

"Here's to 29 years of living!" Cat yelled

"I remember when I was 29." Mr. Moseby said

"So did I." Sikowitz said

"So how do you feel?" Tori asked

"No different than being 28." Cat replies

"Wait til you hit 30." London said

"Sinjin and I are 30." Trina says

"It's true." Sinjin said

Soon everyone is now drinking a bottle of alcohol

"So Jade I hear you and Beck are parents now." Sikowitz said

"Yeah we are." Beck said

"I'm surprised she's not making a fuss." Jade says

At that moment, Lizzy starts crying

"Spoke too soon." André says

"Coming honey." Jade said and walks away

"They're great parents." London said

"If only the same can be said for your dad." Mr. Moseby says

"You know I'm surprised you still work for him." London said

"Me too but who knows. I might retire soon but if I do, I'll still keep in contact with you." Mr. Moseby says

"Oh Moseby." London says

"Well thanks for all the wishes everyone. This was the best birthday ever." Cat said as the story comes to an end

The End

Ending Tagline: "She was very addicted to it like it was her drugs." -Beck

A/N Hope you liked this episode. Cat is now 29. Sorry if it was rushed. Stay tuned for the next episode where it'll be a two part episode where Cat's Nona's elderly home gets shut down and tries to get it back.