This chapter is based on the Scooby Doo episode The Creepy Case of Old Ironface
WORK IN PROGRESS
Walking through the streets of the Coolsville Secter of the city was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Diamond Tiara, Kira Quartz, Crystal Lullaby, Shining Armor, Garden Grove and Crystal Laney, as well as Toxic Horror, Kesaran, Golden Homunculus, Aultcray Melromarc XXXII, SCP-054 Water Nymph and Earth Mystic Foot and we were there for a really awesome and fun rescue. We got a call from Mystery Inc. and it was about one of their monsters on the loose.
Nico: Boy I wonder what monster we'll face.
Camie: Good question.
Varie: It's always going to be fun.
Lola: Yeah especially with us busting one of their monsters.
Nico: Yep.
Diamond Tiara: This is gonna be so fun and cool!
Apple Bloom: You said it Diamond!
Nico: Diamond Tiara, I want to thank you, Toxic Horror, and your teams for coming.
Diamond Tiara: No problem Nico. This is gonna be so awesome.
Lola: It sure is!
Me: Your father is really proud of you D.T.
Diamond Tiara: Thanks J.D. He is too and so is mother. I'm glad I got her to change her ways too.
Nico: What does she... Oh right she would always be mean like that.
Me: Yeah. Thank goodness we helped her.
Nico: Yep.
Kira Quartz: But I'm really looking forward to this.
Sakura Knudson: Me too. Its been ages since I was on a mystery with the Scooby Doo Gang.
Me: Really sis?
Sakura Knudson: Oh yeah.
Nico: Kira what do you like to do in your free time?
Kira Quartz: Well I like to work at the rock and mineral exhibit in the natural history museum and I make it fun and cool by using my powers to make it a REALLY awesome crystal cave.
Nico: Wow! Give it a lot of style and pizazz to add a theme.
Kira Quartz: Exactly.
Me: That's awesome.
Nicole: I've seen her work her magic at the museum and it's amazing.
Kole: I help her with that. For obvious reasons.
Nico: That is cool. You and Kira both have an awesome job there.
Kole: It's good money.
Rarity: Oh that is absolutely amazing darlings. Also Kira and Kole both work at my boutiques to give me gems for my fashions.
Kira Quartz: Yeah we like to multitask. Jewelry Stores, Rarity's shops and the rock exhibits at the natural history museum. It's fun.
Nico: Cool cool.
Laney: That is awesome.
Nico: It sure is.
Me: Yep. Man that was so messy!
I cleaned out my ear and pulled out a glob of mud.
Me: Yuck! Still have mud in my ears.
Nico: You know how many showers I had to take?! (shudders) So many...
May: Me too! That was so messy!
Lana: I'll say! I loved all that mud.
Lola: Uch! Speak for yourself Lana! That was disgusting!
Rarity: It beats a good trip to the spa.
Me: Well you don't want to know where that swamp mud had been. But on the plus side that's another Goosebumps Monster destroyed.
Nico: True, But still all that mud will still be gross!
Maria: Was it worth it, Lana?
Lana: Oh you bet it was! That was the most fun I've ever had in the mud.
Applejack: (LAUGHS) Yeah Lana sure is a girl that loves to be filthy.
Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah.
Me: That's Lana for you.
Sakura Knudson: (LAUGHS) Lincoln your sister is one of the most amazing mud-loving girls I've seen.
Lincoln: (LAUGHS) Yeah I know. And her love of animals is great too.
Lana: Yeah it's awesome.
Fluttershy: Like me.
Me: Yep. Like you Fluttershy.
Lana: It's true.
Hitch Trailblazer: And me too. Because of my love for the critters too.
Me: That is awesome that Hitch can do that too.
Lola: Yep.
Eli: We're here guys.
We arrived at the Ferguson Estate.
THUNDERCLAP!
COYOTE HOWL!
Me: The Ferguson Estate. Wow! I remember this place.
Allie Wilde: Boy this brings back lots of memories. This was where we had the first ever mystery we did with Shaggy, Scooby and friends.
Me: Good times.
Nico: Lets head in.
We went inside.
Me: Hello? Anyone home?
We looked around.
Me: Wow looks like no one has been in here for years.
Nico: The monster should be here somewhere.
We entered and then the floor gave way and then we fell through and then...
CRASH!
We crashed onto something!
All of us: OUCH!
Nico: Dammit!
Eli: That hurt!
Me: But we landed on something!
We saw that we were on top of a massive pile of money!
Nico: What the!? Money!?
Eli: Money!?
Eddy: Wow! Luan we'll buy our own candy store!
Luan: (LAUGHS) Yeah we sure will!
Camie: Wow! Where did all this money come from?
Lola: Yeah!
Eddy quickly got a few of it.
Me: Hmm. (Suspicious) Lets see.
I looked at the bills very closely.
Me: Aha! They all have the same serial number! This money is all fake!
Eddy: Say what?!
Me: This money is counterfeit! Every single bill has the exact same serial number on it. Look.
I showed Nico and he looked at it.
Nico: He's right! This is all bogus money! Good eyes J.D.
Me: Yep. And I remember who did this too.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency, and we're not going to like this in the slightest: we got word that The Green Ink Monster has been sighted and he's at The Ferguson Estate.
We gasped.
Me: Oh man, The Green Ink Monster?! Not good.
Qin: Actually, I checked with the prison, and the person who dressed up as The Green Ink Monster, Mr. Conrad, is still in prison.
Lincoln: So, this means, we're dealing with a clone, and since we're getting close to Halloween, we're gonna start seeing clones of Mystery Inc's enemies running loose, but all the more better for me to start absorbing them, maybe I can find out who the mastermind is.
Nico: Smart thinking.
Granity: Leave this green ink monster to me, J.D., and Lincoln, he's gonna get it big time.
Me: You got that right.
Allie Wilde: Boy I remember the Green Ink Monster. He was scary.
Qin: Yeah and the dry ink he had made Scooby Sneeze.
Eddy: How dare he bait us with fake cash?!
Nico: Actually this was all discovered by accident.
Me: Yeah we weren't baited. We stumbled upon this by mistake.
Eddy: Oh that's different.
Me: Also back in those days, the Green Ink Monster stole Shaggy's red bike for his printing press. It needed a chain and Shaggy's bike chain fit it perfectly.
Nico: Wow.
Eddy: Should we call the others?
Nico: Good idea.
We did so.
Lori: We got here as fast as we could.
Me: Awesome.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.
The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.
Me: Uh oh, here we go!
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.
Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.
Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.
Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)
Lincoln: Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for The Green Ink Monster clone) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted The Green Ink Monster clone, he's 20 yards away, and he's already chasing after the gang.
Nico: That just saved us the trouble. Let's get him and tear him in two!
Lincoln: He's gonna end up as a massive green stain on the floor. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.
The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.
When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on The Green Ink Monster clone.
We were walking around and we're looking around for The Green Ink Monster clone,
Lincoln: (Spotted green ink) Aha, and here's a green ink trail.
Me: Nice.
Nico: He's basically leading us right to him.
Ed heard a Pokemon cry.
Ed: Hear that guys?
We then smelled a REALLY FOUL ODOR!
SEAL BARK!
Me: (Sniffs) EW! NICO!
Nico: Hey it wasn't me!
Qin: I think it's from him!
We saw that it was a Muk.
Me: Hey a Muk!
The Muk was hurt all over.
Lola: Oh the poor thing is hurt.
Xenia: Aww.
Muk: That monster did this to me.
Poliwag: Aren't you a blob yourself?
Muk: Just because I'm a blob doesn't mean I don't feel pain.
Poliwag: True.
Nico: Yep.
We healed it up.
Ed: There you go.
Muk: Thanks.
Ed: No problem.
Qin: Also I heard that Allie Wilde has a score to settle with Red Herring.
Nico: Really?
Allie Wilde: Believe it or not I do. We thought Red Herring was the monster and we followed him to Weirdo Woods and he snuck up behind Daphne and pushed her right into the mud. Covering her from head to toe in mud. She was a bit of a clean girl back then. And if I see Red Herring I'll smash his face in.
Qin: Geez!
Nico: He's in the Masters of Evil now.
Allie Wilde: I heard. But I still want to smash his face in!
Me: That can be arranged later.
Suddenly, we saw the gang running towards us, and then, we saw The Green Ink Monster clone head for us, but before he could attack, Lincoln created a massive indestructible diamond barrier that had protected all of us, and he banged his fists hard at it, but the barrier was still standing and his fists were all bruised as he screamed and howled in pain.
Eli: Jeez!
Nico: Man, that's painful.
Green Ink Monster Clone: GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW! I MUST KILL YOU ALL FOR THE MASTER!
Qin: As if, you're not one of Universe 666 Sebastian's creations, but even dead and forever erased, he's still a total sore loser.
Elly Chromington: This reminded us of all of Sebastian's repeated attempts to kill us all after we had kicked him out of our friend group years ago because he was a part of an incident so horrendous and so evil, it exposed his descent into darkness and insanity to everyone, even Qin and Nico were really horrified along with Mindy, Connor, and Alicia, and not only did he get kicked out, but we also made a vow saying that if he ever crawled out of the darkness once more, he would pay dearly for everything he's done.
Lincoln: We'll have to hear it one day.
Sebastian Mendez: If you say one word about this, I'll make your future weddings to Nico a disaster! (DEMONIC ROAR)
Cynthia and Emile Mutaito roundhouse kicked him in the face and he went flying out of the mansion and crashed headfirst into a nearby telephone pole and he got knocked out.
Cynthia and Emile Mutaito: Take a siesta, you blood-crazed leech.
Trudy Lawrence: I've been waiting for someone to kick that blood-crazed insane asshole right in his face, that's for all the times you've tried to kill us in the past!
Lincoln fired a massive diamond ball with fire surrounding it, and it hit The Green Ink Monster clone and sent it flying out of The Ferguson Estate and crashed into a wall Lincoln made, we charged out and got ready to confront The Green Ink Monster Clone.
Eli: Even with Sebastian knocked out, we're still ready to take you down, you blob of ink.
Granity: Let's teach this walking blob of green ink a lesson he'll never forget.
Me: With pleasure!
Xenia: Bring it on you walking slimeball!
Me: Remember me you walking slimebucket?
Green Ink Monster: YOU! YOU RUINED ME J.D.!
Me: And I'm glad I did!
Sydney, Nanette, Sheila, Rice, Georgina, Maxxine, Kendra, Qin, Timmy Turner and Lady Palutena: WILD ACCESS!
They transformed and were ready!
Sydney: JUMPING GRASSHOPPER! WILD FORCE SPRING GREEN!
Nanette: GNAWING SCARAB! WILD FORCE DARK BLUE!
Sheila: KILLING BLACK WIDOW! WILD FORCE WIDOW BLACK!
Rice: SCAMPERING CRAB! WILD FORCE NEON RED!
Georgina: SMASHING RAM! WILD FORCE BEIGE!
Maxxine: STINGING SCORPION! WILD FORCE NEON ORANGE!
Kendra: PROWLING SUN BEAR! WILD FORCE DARK GREY!
Qin: VENOMOUS KOMODO! WILD FORCE LIME GREEN!
Timmy Turner: GRACEFUL SWAN! WILD FORCE CLOUD WHITE!
Lady Palutena: SKYWARD IBIS! WILD FORCE SCARLET RED!
Cole: GUARDIANS OF THE EARTH! UNITED WE ROAR!
All: POWER RANGERS WILD FORCE!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!
Me: OH YEAH!
Muk charged at him and fired globs of poison and smashed th eGreen Ink Monster.
Me: Lets see here. I know.
I used the Cicada Crystal.
Me: CICADA BUZZ STORM!
I fired waves of sonic energy and it hit the Green Ink Monster and blasted him down.
Daphne: That really hurt my ears!
Qin: OUCH!
Me: Sorry. Cicadas have been known for making a noise from their wings that hurts your head.
Cicadacon: He's right and I am a Cicada after all.
Edzilla: ED SMASH!
He smashed Green Ink Monster all over!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) Go get him Lumpy!
Xenia: YEAH!
Me: Take this!
I used the Lobster Crystal!
Me: STEAMED LOBSTER DEATHRAY!
I fired a wave of red energy and it went at the monster and he ducked and it hit the printing press and it exploded and turned into a massive pile of steamed lobsters!
Nico: Looks like we're having steamed lobsters for lunch!
Homer then broke down crying!
Homer: (CRYING) Oh that always makes me think of Pinchy! Even though he's in the M.O.E. (EATING ONE) Oh that's good!
Edzilla patted Homer on the back.
Homer: (Crying)
Edzilla: There there Homer. Ed think you good friend for Pinchy.
Homer: (Crying) Thank you Ed. (Eating) Oh so delicious.
Me: Poor Homer. How about this too!
I used the Crab Crystal.
Me: CRAB CLAW PINCHER!
I fired a wave of energy and it pinched the monster and he screamed in pain!
Qin: OUCH!
Rice: Let me join in!
She fired a wave of energy and blasted down the monster!
Qin: Oh yeah!
Me: How about this!
I used the Gila Monster Crystal!
Me: GILA POISON BURST!
I fired a wave of purple energy and it hit the monster and blasted him all over!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: They don't call Gila Monsters the most venomous lizards in the world for nothing. How about this too!
I used the Porcupine Crystal.
Me: PORCUPINE QUILL SHOWER!
I fired waves of Porcupine Quills and they hit the monster!
POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK!
Green Ink Monster: YEEEEEEEEOUCH!
He smashed into the ceiling and was dazed and stupid.
Nico: Ouch!
Qin: Big time ouch!
Me: How about this too!
I used the Ram Crystal.
Me: SMASHING RAM BASH!
I fired a wave of energy and it formed into a ram sheep and then it smashed into the monster and he crashed into the wall!
Qin: OUCH!
Xenia: Whoa! Nice!
Horsea: YAY!
Cole: Wow! That is cool that you are showing us more abilities of the crystals.
Me: Lots of awesome surprises.
Lincoln: Yep.
Me: Like this!
I used the Wildebeest Crystal.
Me: WILDEBEEST STAMPEDE PUMMEL!
I fired a wave of energy and it formed into a massive herd of Wildebeest! Then the monster got up and saw the herd of of Wildebeests! HE DID A FRIGHTFUL WILD TAKE AND THEN GOT TRAMPLED AND SMASHED ALL OVER!
Nico: Just like Hippos!
Me: No THIS is hippos!
I used the Hippopotamus Crystal!
Me: HIPPO STAMPEDE FURY!
I fired a wave of energy and it formed into a herd of hippos!
The monster saw them!
Green Ink Monster: HIPPOS!
He got smashed and trampled by them.
Eddy: Glad that's not me!
Qin: Yeah!
Me: Yep.
Granity: Time for my action!
Suddenly, Granity's green eyes turned neon green and she was surrounded by a green energy aura with stars, metal, nature, plants, leaves, pixies, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive gold greatsword from her back, and as she approached The Green Ink Monster Clone, she left green energy, stars, metal, nature, plants, leaves, pixies, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Granity: Even if you're just a clone of The Green Ink Monster, you're still just as bad as the real one, but what makes you even more bad is that you're just a construct created by the mastermind of this whole thing, and when we find out who it was, he'll pay with his life.
Suddenly, Granity was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy, with stars, metal, nature, plants, and leaves surrounding it, there are pixies, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Green Ink Monster Clone: the red eyes of eternal death.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: So incredible!
Lincoln: That really is so awesome!
But, The Green Ink Monster Clone went completely mad with rage and charged at the vortex and us as well, but he got hit hard by blasts of green energy. Then, as the vortex faded, Granity emerged, but she was changed forever.
Granity grew to 8'0" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large green orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has silver blue highlights in the bangs of her long green hair and silver horns on her head and silver headband and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon green eyes and a green energy aura with stars, metal, nature, plants, leaves, fire, lightning, pixies, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a pixie emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with green iris, she has on pixie earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Star, Metal, Fire, Lightning, Nature, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has a pixie with green gems for eyes and holding the Star, Metal, Nature, Fire, Lightning, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her green pixie-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Phoenix pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and green gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Granity has on her silver bodysuit complete with silver thigh-high boots and silver long gloves and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, metal, nature, plants, leaves, fire, lightning, pixies, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a pixie surrounded by stars, metal, nature, plants, leaves, fire, lightning, pixies, phoenixes, and angels and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding a green gem with neon glowing green lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Granity felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive silver angel wings with green tips on the large silver feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long green wolf tails with silver tips and silver markings, Granity has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Granity's massive golden greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green energy, stars, stars, metal, nature, plants, leaves, fire, lightning, pixies, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Granity's Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Electric Lightning Pixie Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Electric Lightning Pixie Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded green gems and a pixie etched on the 7'8" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large green gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with green gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold phoenix heads is a large gold phoenix head with green gems for eyes and green gem in its mouth for the pommel, Granity has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large green gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold pixie head with green gems for eyes and large green gem in her mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a green kanji with flames, lightning bolts, and leaves in between the kanji below the pixie that said, "Granity, Fusion Pixie of Pagaea, Friend of Genki and The Monster Ranchers, Warrior and Master of Lightning, Fire, and Nature, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Buzz, Destroyer of Master Moo, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Nature, Fire, Lightning, Pixies, Phoenixes, and Angels"
グラニティ、パガイアのフュージョンピクシー、ゲンキとモンスター牧場主の友人、雷、火、自然の戦士でありマスター、真の不滅で宇宙の強力な戦士、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、バズの宿敵、マスター・ムーの破壊者、チームラウドフェニックスストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、マスター天界のゼルナガの怒り、黒門のマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気と信頼、悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの破壊者であり殺戮者、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして自然、火、稲妻、ピクシー、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Granity has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PIXIE-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA INFERNO FIRESTORM ELECTRIC LIGHTNING NATURE FUSION PIXIE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNO FIRESTORM ELECTRIC LIGHTNING NATURE FUSION PIXIE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNO FIRESTORM ELECTRIC LIGHTNING NATURE FUSION PIXIE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Granity's Super Angel-Pixie-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when The Green Ink Monster Clone saw it, he went mad and ran at her to kill her, but Granity fired a massive barrage of green energy, stars, stars, metal, nature, plants, leaves, fire, lightning, pixies, phoenixes, and angels which hits The Green Ink Monster Clone and sent him flying into another wall, he got back out, but now, he was enraged.
Granity: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Inferno Firestorm Electric Lightning Nature Fusion Pixie Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Electric Lightning Nature Fusion Pixie Phoenix God Angel Love) Alright, you ugly green pile of ink, hope you're ready for a well-deserved beating.
Suddenly, The Green Ink Monster clone got hit by a barrage of sand blast.
Lincoln: WHOA! Okay, that wasn't any of us!
Me: Nope, but I know someone who'd do something like that.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long brown hair and flower clip in her hair, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful rainbow angel wings, she's dressed in a yellow short-sleeved frilly shirt, necklace with pearls and blue gem for the pendant, yellow skirt, white bridal gloves, golden yellow knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix and angel with stars reflecting off them, and holstered on her back is a massive golden greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, gold chain for the guard, and gold pointed tip for the pommel.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Carly Knudson, God Sibling of Sand.
Me: I knew it was her alright!
Sakura Knudson, Elaine Knudson, Marlene Knudson, Helena Knudson, Sophia Knudson, Morgana Knudson, Emily Knudson, Abigail Knudson, Avery Knudson, Grace Knudson, Maria Knudson, Selena Knudson, Caitlin Knudson, Lunaria Knudson, Evelyn Knudson, Valerie Knudson, Arlene Knudson, Melanie Knudson, Celine Knudson, Clara Knudson, Megan Knudson, Sumner, and Patti: Carly?!
Carly Knudson: Yep, Carly Knudson, God Sibling of Sand, reporting for duty!
Sakura Knudson: It's so good to see you three again, Carly. Now, where were we?
Me: Oh yeah, kicking your ass and sending you straight to Hell for what you've done.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well as the sword pendants on his white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Even though we know you're not one of Universe 666 Sebastian's creations born from his residual darkness, you're still getting your butt kicked.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And when we find out who the mastermind behind this is, he's also getting his ass kicked big time!
Lincoln, Granity, and I went after The Green Ink Monster Clone, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, green energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at The Green Ink Monster Clone, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my gold-plated claws, and he, Granity, and I attacked him hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving The Green Ink Monster Clone even more insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
Green Ink Monster Clone: YOU! YOU! (ENRANGED SHRIEK)
The Green Ink Monster Clone charged right at us completely blind with homicidal rage and fury, but Nico, May, and Qin kicked him hard in the stomach, then, Lincoln smashed him hard into the ground with his eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was really getting messed up, and then, he threw him and sent him into a nearby wall.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And now, for the feast.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into The Green Ink Monster Clone, and then, Lincoln began absorbing him into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of his powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of The Green Ink Monster Clone, and he sent him to The Black Gates. Everyone cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Granity's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long green wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large green orbs orbiting around her legs, and massive silver angel wings are permanent.
Granity: Now, that was so awesome!
Lincoln: That's one clone of Mystery Inc's enemies down and more to go.
Suddenly, Granity wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Granity's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, and Pixie flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and fire and lightning behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Granity sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and fire and lightning and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Genki: And when were you guys going to tell us that you started going steady?
Lincoln: We were saving that for when the time was right.
Nico: We knew about it, and we swore to keep it a secret until then, and we also had to keep Cosmo from blabbing.
Lincoln: You guessed it. (To Carly Knudson) And it's so good to see you again, Carly.
Carly Knudson: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you, our sisters, Varie, and Mom and Dad again, J.D.
Me: You too, sis.
Lincoln went up to Carly Knudson and he hugged her, and Carly Knudson is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Carly Knudson: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D., your sisters, and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed, I do, Eli. Everyone, this is Carly Knudson, God Sibling of Sand, she's my Guardian Angel from Colorado and she is an awesome and very powerful girl with immense and extremely powerful sand powers and immense control over the sands. But, here's the one thing that's bound to blow your minds and leave you flabbergasted: she's also the younger sister of J.D., Sakura, Elaine, Helena, Sophia, Avery, Emily, Abigail, Grace, Selena, Maria, Caitlin, Morgana, Lunaria, Evelyn, Marlene, Gianna, Arlene, Melanie, Celine, Clara, Megan, and Valerie, and just like J.D., Sakura, Helena, Sophia, Emily, Abigail, Avery, Grace, Selena, Maria, Caitlin, Morgana, Lunaria, Marlene, Valerie, Gianna, Melanie, Arlene, Celine, Clara, Megan, and all of us, she was exposed to cosmic radiation and she gained omnipotent power as strong as ours and she also became an extremely powerful master of not just Sand, but also Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Darkness, Light, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Gravity, Nature, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, and she also grew and sprouted massive rainbow angel wings and her eyes turned red and they also glow red: The Glare of Justice, and she became an extremely powerful force of justice and hope to all.
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Yeah, she's that powerful like us and she defended Lincoln with an extremely fierce passion and she also trained him a lot and she also had added assistance from me as well, and she also knows how to give Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies an extremely powerful beatdown and they should know better than to underestimate her because she's also extremely strong, fast, and agile: a true warrior and tactician in the fields of battle. Lincoln made her a beautiful necklace and flower hair accessory, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when he comes of age, he will marry her, and she hates the jerks and all irredeemable villains, monsters, tyrants, bastards, bitches, and assholes with a blazing hot passion and she's also an expert when it comes to humiliating jerks and torturing criminals, and if you get her mad, WATCH OUT OR SHE WILL BURY YOU IN THE DEEPEST SAND DUNES THAT SHE CAN FIND IN THE WORLD!
We gasped.
Nico: Oh...shit!
Lincoln: Yeah, it would be a huge mistake if anyone dared to piss her off, and now that you're here, Carly.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Carly Knudson in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Carly Knudson: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Carly Knudson's neck with rainbow gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Carly Knudson: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Carly Knudson.
Carly Knudson had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them.
Nico: And Cadance? You and Blossom Z did good yesterday.
Cadance: Thanks Nico.
Blossom Z: But it was messy.
Camie: It sure was.
Me: Yeah. At least we weren't sprayed by skunks.
Nico: Nice job, Muk.
Muk: Thanks! (FARTS) Oh sorry. I got really bad gas.
Qin: Funny.
Poromon: Want some beer?
LOUD FART!
Muk farted in Poromon's face.
Poromon: Very funny!
Muk: Sorry it happens without warning. But I don't drink beer. Sorry.
Poromon: Oh. Okay.
Poliwag: (Does Puppy Eyes) Pwetty pwease?
Muk: Nice try. (LOUD FART) Oops.
Poromon: Just forget it, Poliwag. You don't want to be farted on.
Poliwag: Okay okay.
Odaiba Lexington: Geez! A Pokemon with Calabash Syndrome. (LOUD LONG FART) Ooops! Pardon me.
Nico: Geez! We're full of gasbags!
Ed: Pull my finger Eddy! (LOUD FART)
Homer was still crying and he had eating all the lobsters!
Me: Whoa someone was really hungry.
Eddy: Okay Horsea, lets check on your progress. (Gets out Haunted Car Picture)
Horsea: I'm not scared of that anymore.
We cheered.
Me: All right Horsea.
Horsea: Hey! I did it!
Xenia: YEAH!
Eddy: You get a special treat! (Gets out a jawbreaker)
Horsea: JAWBREAKER!
She put it in her mouth and slurped on it.
Nico: Nice!
Ed: JAWBREAKER! YUM YUM YUM!
Maria: What flavor is it?
Horsea: Cotton candy. (SLURPS) Delicious.
Eddy: Want a jawbreaker Luan?
Luan: Sure Eddy.
They both slurped one.
Ino: I knew my therapy would pay off.
Me: It sure did.
Strange Voice: "Hey, you." [Ed looks everywhere, eventually turning to a table.] Ed: "Me?" Strange Voice: "Yeah, you. Approach me, mortal, for I am the great Baron O'Beefdip." [Ed cowers. We see that a walkie-talkie is taped to the back of a toy monster.] Ed: [confused, approaching the table] "Baron O'Beefdip?"
Baron O'Beefdip: "Do not perplex me. Obey my commands!"
Ed: "Commands?" Baron O'Beefdip: "Is there an echo in here? Quick, bend over!" [Ed does as commanded and hits his head on the table.] "Pull up your feet!" [Ed pulls his feet up, falls and lands on his butt.] "Now, eat your mattress." Ed: "Yum!" [Ed rushes over to bring it over to eat it.] ED CAME BACK WITH HIS MATTRESS!
Edd: "GOOD LORD, MAN!" ED ATE HIS WHOLE MATTRESS!
Ed: [finishing his mattress] "That hit the spot."
WE SAW EDDY LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!
Me: (LAUGHS) THAT IS FUNNY!
Lola: (LAUGHS) YEAH!
I went over to the toy and saw that it was Ed's toy and there was a walkie talkie on it.
Nico: That is funny!
Me: Whoever did that is awesome. Pinkie did you do this?
Pinkie Pie: No it wasn't me.
Nico: Was it you Poromon?
Poromon: No.
Izzy Moonbow: That would have been funny if it was.
Then Izzy's cutie mark was glowing.
Izzy Moonbow: Ooh look here guys!
Nico: Your cutie mark is glowing!
Me: That can only mean one thing. The Anothers are coming.
Eli: Yep. Lets see. (CONCENTRATES) Whoa! We have Another Toxic Horror, Kesaran, Golden Homunculus, Aultcray Melromarc XXXII, SCP-054 Water Nymph, Earth Mystic Foot, The Broodals, Key, Savitar, Cobalt Blue, Reverser and Bad Paper Chicken
Me: WHOA!
Eli: (Concentrates) Nope.
Me: Well looks like Kira Quartz, Crystal Lullaby, Shining Armor, Garden Grove and Crystal Laney, Sonic, TJ Johnson, Turbo, Maggie Peyton, Ratchet and Clank, and Church are up.
Nico: Anyone Else?
Eli: (Concentrates) Aligned Octopunch, Underbite, Razorpaw, Terrashock, and Glowstrike.
Nico: Whoa! So Claw Jaw, Sailor Venus, Xenia Ulysses, Bonecrusher (Beast Wars) and Waspinator.
Qin: Nice!
Eli: I sense the Anothers minus Toxic Horror are one person.
Qin: Wow.
Nico: There they are!
We saw Kesaran, Golden Homunculus, Aultcray Melromarc XXXII, SCP-054 Water Nymph, Earth Mystic Foot, The Broodals, Key, Savitar, Cobalt Blue, Reverser, Bad Paper Chicken, Aligned Octopunch, Underbite, Razorpaw, Terrashock, and Glowstrike.
Qin: WHOA!
Nico: This is gonna be good.
Another Key: (In a girls voice) (LAUGHS) Did you like the prank I did? Funny huh?
They merged and she reverted back and it was a girl with blue curly hair and purple eyes and she had purple clothes and and had blue angel wings and had a tiara with Izzy Moonbow's Cutie Mark on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had Pinkie Pie's sword in her hand and had Izzy's tail.
Isabella Izzy Moonbow: Isabella Izzy Moonbow, Embodiment and Gene-slammer of Izzy Moonbow and Legacy of Pinkie Pie.
Izzy Moonbow: WOOHOO! Wow! Love meeting my embodiment!
Pinkie Pie: Best Embodiment EVER! Wow!
Nico: That was you?!
Isabella Izzy Moonbow: Yep.
Nico: That was a great prank!
Girl Jordan: (LAUGHS) Yeah that was funny!
Isabella Izzy Moonbow: That was awesome. Not only am I a good prankster but I'm a great tinkerer.
Qin: Awesome!
Izzy Moonbow: Awesome! Great to meet an awesome Unicycler like me.
Isabella Izzy Moonbow: Yep! It's awesome.
Me: They do say One Mans Trash is Another Man's Treasure. But that's awesome.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated.
Me: Action time!
We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Anothers and smashed them down.
I caught the Wonder Ride books.
Me: Awesome!
Nico: That was awesome.
Maria: Time for some backup. (TURNS DIAL) VOLCANIC NIGHTMARE 6!
She summoned Magma Gloom, Halloween Phantom, Bochapkin, Jumotsu, Nature Patties, Imposter Sailor Moon and Girori A.K.A. Kamen Rider Glare!
Qin: Awesome!
Nico: And now we wait.
Nature Patty: Want some of me?
Me: Sure!
We got some Nature Patties!
Patrick: Oh boy!
Squidward: How delightful!
Mr. Krabs: Dig in, boys!
[Squidward, Patrick and Mr. Krabs take a bite of the Nature Patties, but they find them very disgusting.]
Squidward: Oh! It's like eating the inside of a lawn mower!
Mr. Krabs: I think mine is mostly stones!
Me: It tastes like eating mud and grass.
Lana: I like it.
SpongeBob: [swings above them] Out here, we call them forest tomatoes.
[Mr. Krabs and Squidward spit the Nature Patties out and glare at SpongeBob. Patrick, however, seems to enjoy it and swallows it.]
Me: I've eaten worse though.
Nico: I don't mind.
Me: Yeah.
Then we saw a figure and it was Another Toxic Horror!
Me: Right on time!
Lola: Yep.
Another Toxic Horror: (in a girls voice) (British Medieval Accent) Thou ready for some fun for sooth!
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and it was a girl with blond hair and had blue eyes and blue clothes and she had blue angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of Xcalibur on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had the mighty sword Excalibur in her hands and she had a ring on her finger with the symbol of the Knights Templar on it.
Me: Merlin Excalibur!
Merlin Excalibur: Good to see thou again J.D.
Me: You too Merlin. She is the embodiment of the Xcalibur Dopant and is also a girl that lived back over 2,000 years ago.
All of us: WOW!
Qin: Amazing!
Me: Yep and she has all the powers and skills and abilities of the Knights Templar as well as the magic of Merlin. And she also has all of Toxic Horror's powers too.
Nico: Wow!
Kaito: (gets out Kyuranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Lupinranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Chloe Bourgeois: (gets out Patranger gear) Zocks, I'm helping out too.
Zocks: Okay.
They got Kyuranger and LupinRanger and PatRangers swords.
Merlin Excalibur: That knave Swartz promised to give me more magic.
Me: Well we can always do that.
Nico: Yeah.
Sougo: (gets out Kyuranger gear) I bet you said no to his offer.
Geiz: (gets out Lupinranger gear) Besides, we got several magic experts with us.
Tsukuyomi: (gets out Patranger gear) You just need to ask.
Sougo got ShishiRedArmor, Geiz got LupinRedArmor, and Tsukuyomi got Patren1gouArmor.
Merlin Excalibur: Thou are right. I said no to his offer.
Me: Good. Because he would never live up to his end of the bargain.
Qin: Yeah.
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
Lincoln fired a wave of light and separated her.
Merlin Excalibur: Thou must be ready for me.
Nico: (Gets out Toxic Horror's Ridewatch) I'm feeling Toxic!
May: (Gets out Golden Homunculus Ridewatch) I am golden!
Maria: (Gets out SCP-054 Water Nymph's Ridewatch) I am going to make you all wet!
Kira Quartz: (Gets out Kesaran's ridewatch) Time to dazzle!
They used the powers of Toxic Horror, Kesaran, Golden Homunculus, Aultcray Melromarc XXXII, SCP-054 Water Nymph and Earth Mystic Foot and blasted the Another!
Then Louie PoisonSea and Universe 666 Infected Argentinosaurus, Khan, Kaos, Hexxus and Organization XIII came.
Nico: Cool! Nice team Louie!
Louie PoisonSea: Thanks Nico!
Silver Spoon: That means I'm next!
Me: You sure are!
?: Time to begin the experiment!
Acid Man came.
Me: Whoa! Acid Man!
Acid Man: (In a girls voice) Time to begin the experiment!
Nico: Kira Kiryu!
Sento: Sis!? WHOA!
She reverted back and was a girl with green hair and green eyes and had blue clothes and green angel wings and had a tattoo for Kamen Rider Build on her arm and she had the Kanji for Acid in the middle of her forehead and had a Fullbottle blaster on her hip.
Kira Kiryu: Awesome to see you brother and you too Nico. I got this.
She fired energy blasts and smashed the Another and I caught the Ridewatch and I purified it
Acid Man: Of course you would be related to Sento. I tend to do experiments myself.
Kira Kiryu: Yep. Very fitting. I was trying to find him when I met Nico. So we can help kill Evolt together.
Pohatu: Well you are too late for that. Evolt is dead.
Me: We killed him last year and banished him to the Black Gates.
Sento Kiryu: It's true sis.
Kira Kiryu: Oh bro!
They hugged for the first time in a long time.
Nico: Aww.
Kira Kiryu: I'm just glad to be back together with you.
Sento Kiryu: And I'm never losing you again.
Kira Quartz: Do you have a favorite memory of Nico?
Kira Kiryu: Well many of them. I helped him in chemistry class when I lived in the Philippines with him.
Nico: Yep it's true.
Me: So all that happened while Sento and his team were fighting Evolt back in his world in 2017.
Nico: About 1 year before I joined the team.
Kira Kiryu: That's right. That was so fun.
Nico: Wow.
Nico and Kira hugged.
Nico: I've missed you Kira.
Kira Kiryu: Same here Nico.
We later went back home
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Kira Quartz, Crystal Lullaby, Shining Armor, and Garden Grove are heading to The Boiling Isles, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seven girls here, but we got bad news: clones of Emperor Terror Macro, General Megirl, Commander Blue Oni, Dogma Bodyguards, Fire Kong, Elekibas, Kamagirigan, ChameleKing, Spiderbaban, ArigiThunder, Snakecobran, Ganigannii, Bakuronger, JawsWani, Raigyon, Gyosutoma, Mukaderiya, LionThunder, Onimengo, Lonely Wolf, Yattaradamas, Cassette Gomoru, Tsutadenma, Bachingaru, Satan Hawk, Strong Bear, Hebindar, Zozongar, Crazy Tiger, Marshal Demon, Princess Yokai, Commander Onibi, Doctor Ghost, Staff Officer Witch, Killer Knife, Jishakugen, Fiery Watch, Glasun Kid, Videon, Amaganser, Mach Roller, Sprayder, Tsuribot, Radigorn, Red Danger, IsuGuillotine, HasaminBlood, KomaThunder, Robot Super-1, Kogoenbee, FrankeLighter, Shabonurun, Keyman Joe, DokuroBall, Goldar, Hashigorn, and ShokaKing were sighted, and it was due to Mindy's scheme of revenge, so Lincoln's going to take them down and absorb them.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in The Boiling Isles, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seven girls here, but we got bad news.
Takeshi: I believe I know what that bad news is: clones of Emperor Terror Macro, General Megirl, Commander Blue Oni, Dogma Bodyguards, Fire Kong, Elekibas, Kamagirigan, ChameleKing, Spiderbaban, ArigiThunder, Snakecobran, Ganigannii, Bakuronger, JawsWani, Raigyon, Gyosutoma, Mukaderiya, LionThunder, Onimengo, Lonely Wolf, Yattaradamas, Cassette Gomoru, Tsutadenma, Bachingaru, Satan Hawk, Strong Bear, Hebindar, Zozongar, Crazy Tiger, Marshal Demon, Princess Yokai, Commander Onibi, Doctor Ghost, Staff Officer Witch, Killer Knife, Jishakugen, Fiery Watch, Glasun Kid, Videon, Amaganser, Mach Roller, Sprayder, Tsuribot, Radigorn, Red Danger, IsuGuillotine, HasaminBlood, KomaThunder, Robot Super-1, Kogoenbee, FrankeLighter, Shabonurun, Keyman Joe, DokuroBall, Goldar, Hashigorn, and ShokaKing were sighted, and it was due to Mindy's scheme of revenge.
Nico: From Kamen Rider Super-1?! Oh man!
Me: Not good. That bitch really crossed it this time, now we're facing off against clones of the enemies of Kazuya Oki A.K.A. Kamen Rider Super-1.
Diamond Tiara: And from the looks of it, it's a large army of them.
Lincoln: And of course, I'm still going to absorb them, and I have the feeling I'm gonna uncover who helped Mindy create the clones of the Kamen Riders' enemies.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long dark blue hair and blue hairband, dark blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful blue angel wings, she's dressed in a dark blue sleeveless open blouse, sleeveless dark blue crop top, necklace with dark blue heart gem for the pendant, dark blue skirt, dark blue bridal gloves, dark blue bellbottom pants, dark blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, water, darkness, ocean waves, swords, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Tearlaments Reinoheart, and holstered on her back is a massive gold greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, gold chain for the guard, and gold pointed tip for the pommel, and with her are the seven girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Rulkallos Harper, Gene-Slammer of Tearlaments Rulkallos.
Rulkallos Harper: That's right, and I got the girls away from those clones, but I've pissed them all off big time and they're coming after us.
Suddenly, we saw the clones of Emperor Terror Macro, General Megirl, Commander Blue Oni, Dogma Bodyguards, Fire Kong, Elekibas, Kamagirigan, ChameleKing, Spiderbaban, ArigiThunder, Snakecobran, Ganigannii, Bakuronger, JawsWani, Raigyon, Gyosutoma, Mukaderiya, LionThunder, Onimengo, Lonely Wolf, Yattaradamas, Cassette Gomoru, Tsutadenma, Bachingaru, Satan Hawk, Strong Bear, Hebindar, Zozongar, Crazy Tiger, Marshal Demon, Princess Yokai, Commander Onibi, Doctor Ghost, Staff Officer Witch, Killer Knife, Jishakugen, Fiery Watch, Glasun Kid, Videon, Amaganser, Mach Roller, Sprayder, Tsuribot, Radigorn, Red Danger, IsuGuillotine, HasaminBlood, KomaThunder, Robot Super-1, Kogoenbee, FrankeLighter, Shabonurun, Keyman Joe, DokuroBall, Goldar, Hashigorn, and ShokaKing heading for us, and boy were they pissed.
Sylvester: Sheesh, they're just as dangerous as the real ones.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: They sure are, but they're still going to be absorbed. Let's get them.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Diamond Tiara's team, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Jayden's team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after the clones of Emperor Terror Macro, General Megirl, Commander Blue Oni, Dogma Bodyguards, Fire Kong, Elekibas, Kamagirigan, ChameleKing, Spiderbaban, ArigiThunder, Snakecobran, Ganigannii, Bakuronger, JawsWani, Raigyon, Gyosutoma, Mukaderiya, LionThunder, Onimengo, Lonely Wolf, Yattaradamas, Cassette Gomoru, Tsutadenma, Bachingaru, Satan Hawk, Strong Bear, Hebindar, Zozongar, Crazy Tiger, Marshal Demon, Princess Yokai, Commander Onibi, Doctor Ghost, Staff Officer Witch, Killer Knife, Jishakugen, Fiery Watch, Glasun Kid, Videon, Amaganser, Mach Roller, Sprayder, Tsuribot, Radigorn, Red Danger, IsuGuillotine, HasaminBlood, KomaThunder, Robot Super-1, Kogoenbee, FrankeLighter, Shabonurun, Keyman Joe, DokuroBall, Goldar, Hashigorn, and ShokaKing, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the chests of the clones of Emperor Terror Macro, General Megirl, Commander Blue Oni, Dogma Bodyguards, Fire Kong, Elekibas, Kamagirigan, ChameleKing, Spiderbaban, ArigiThunder, Snakecobran, Ganigannii, Bakuronger, JawsWani, Raigyon, Gyosutoma, Mukaderiya, LionThunder, Onimengo, Lonely Wolf, Yattaradamas, Cassette Gomoru, Tsutadenma, Bachingaru, Satan Hawk, Strong Bear, Hebindar, Zozongar, Crazy Tiger, Marshal Demon, Princess Yokai, Commander Onibi, Doctor Ghost, Staff Officer Witch, Killer Knife, Jishakugen, Fiery Watch, Glasun Kid, Videon, Amaganser, Mach Roller, Sprayder, Tsuribot, Radigorn, Red Danger, IsuGuillotine, HasaminBlood, KomaThunder, Robot Super-1, Kogoenbee, FrankeLighter, Shabonurun, Keyman Joe, DokuroBall, Goldar, Hashigorn, and ShokaKing, and then, Lincoln began absorbing them all into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of their powers, abilities, and strength and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: Whoa, now that's what I call a feast, and now, we have all the powers, strength, and abilities of Kamen Rider Super-1's enemies.
Suddenly, the rainbow gem of Lincoln's silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding it on his back started glowing
Lincoln: Uh oh, trouble.
Eini: Yep. Now, let's see who's causing trouble.
Me: Uh oh! INCOMING!
Then, we saw who it was causing trouble: it was clones of N·Daguva·Zeba, Nu·Zajio·Re, La·Balva·De, La·Doldo·Gu, Xu·Gmun·Ba, Xu·Goma·Gu, Xu·Mevio·Da, Xu·Vazuu·Ba, Xu·Zain·Da, Me·Vagis·Ba, Me·Geega·Gi, Me·Byran·Gi, Me·Garido·Gi, Me·Gadra·Da, Me·Ginoga·De, Me·Galme·Re, Me·Garima·Ba, Go·Buuro·Gu, Go·Bemiu·Gi, Go·Gamego·Re, Go·Badaa·Ba, Go·Jalaji·Da, Go·Zazalu·Ba, Go·Jaaza·Gi, Go·Babel·Da, Go·Gadol·Ba, and Go·Jiino·Da.
Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy blasts at the clones of N·Daguva·Zeba, Nu·Zajio·Re, La·Balva·De, La·Doldo·Gu, Xu·Gmun·Ba, Xu·Goma·Gu, Xu·Mevio·Da, Xu·Vazuu·Ba, Xu·Zain·Da, Me·Vagis·Ba, Me·Geega·Gi, Me·Byran·Gi, Me·Garido·Gi, Me·Gadra·Da, Me·Ginoga·De, Me·Galme·Re, Me·Garima·Ba, Go·Buuro·Gu, Go·Bemiu·Gi, Go·Gamego·Re, Go·Badaa·Ba, Go·Jalaji·Da, Go·Zazalu·Ba, Go·Jaaza·Gi, Go·Babel·Da, Go·Gadol·Ba, and Go·Jiino·Da and knocked them down.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of N·Daguva·Zeba, Nu·Zajio·Re, La·Balva·De, La·Doldo·Gu, Xu·Gmun·Ba, Xu·Goma·Gu, Xu·Mevio·Da, Xu·Vazuu·Ba, Xu·Zain·Da, Me·Vagis·Ba, Me·Geega·Gi, Me·Byran·Gi, Me·Garido·Gi, Me·Gadra·Da, Me·Ginoga·De, Me·Galme·Re, Me·Garima·Ba, Go·Buuro·Gu, Go·Bemiu·Gi, Go·Gamego·Re, Go·Badaa·Ba, Go·Jalaji·Da, Go·Zazalu·Ba, Go·Jaaza·Gi, Go·Babel·Da, Go·Gadol·Ba, and Go·Jiino·Da, and then, Lincoln began absorbing them all into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of their powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates.
Lincoln: Now, Adrian sent the clones of Yusuke's enemies after us, what a loser. Plus, during our five-day break, I made sure to also absorb the clones of the Hibiki Riders and Kabuto Riders' enemies and we also got the Henshin Onsa with the symbols of The Makamou and Kabuto Zectors with symbols of The Worms, but Adrian's still getting his just desserts later on today. (To Rulkallos Harper) And it's so good to see you again, Rulkallos Harper.
Rulkallos Harper: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time, and it's so good to see you again, Shaylen.
Shaylen Harper: You too, sis.
Lincoln went up to Rulkallos Harper and he hugged her, and Rulkallos Harper is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Rulkallos Harper: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli, this is Rulkallos Harper, Gene-Slammer of Tearlaments Rulkallos, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and the seventh of eight sisters, she has powerful mastery of darkness and water and she is known for her amazing swordsmanship skills, and like Shaylen Harper, she has a magic sword that was made by Tearlaments Rulkallos that can cut through even the strongest of metals and her sword also has the power to make them go insane!
Shaylen Harper: And like me, she also took on all of the meanest bullies in the city after that were after Lincoln and she slashed them all over and filled up a maximum security insane asylum in one day. She even took down Scoots at the worst of her fury and rage, and one slash from her sword made her worst fears come true: she was kicked out of Sunset Canyon and thrown into the grave.
Nico: Wow, so that means all of Shaylen's sisters...?
Lincoln: Are all powerful swordswomen with power over darkness and water and have magic swords that cut through even the strongest of metals and also have the power to make them go insane with one cut.
Me: Yeah, we were stunned ourselves.
Nico: Man, if anyone messed with them, they can say goodbye to their sanity forever.
Lincoln: And say hello to an eternity in an nuthouse, and now that you're here, Rulkallos.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Rulkallos Harper in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Rulkallos Harper: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Rulkallos Harper's neck with dark blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and dark blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Rulkallos Harper: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Rulkallos Harper.
Rulkallos Harper had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the seven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The seven girls are Mefisu Yura Shatana, Firika Mia Shatana, Sera Mitra Airun, Nonoa Momose, Kiri Sakurano, Nena, and Eruka Mitra Airun from Shoot Beat! ~Angel and Devil Semen-Wringing Battle~
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Mefisu Yura Shatana, Firika Mia Shatana, Sera Mitra Airun, Nonoa Momose, Kiri Sakurano, Nena, and Eruka Mitra Airun from Shoot Beat! ~Angel and Devil Semen-Wringing Battle~.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Mefisu Yura Shatana: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Mefisu Yura Shatana and the other six girls saw who it was that saved them from the clones of Kamen Rider Super-1's enemies, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Mefisu Yura Shatana: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Mefisu Yura Shatana: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Mefisu Yura Shatana, Firika Mia Shatana, Sera Mitra Airun, Nonoa Momose, Kiri Sakurano, Nena, and Eruka Mitra Airun with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and told everyone what had happened, and they were shocked to find out the villains we went after were clones of Kamen Rider Super-1's enemies that were also created by Mindy.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in beating them all down and Lincoln absorbing them and all of us assimilating their powers, abilities, and strength and sending them all to The Black Gates, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and Rulkallos Harper have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Then, we heard Mindy and Mandy roar with rage!
Maria: Serves you both right, bitches. Plus, we heard you guys went after the clones of Yusuke and the rest of the Kuuga Riders' enemies, sheesh.
Lincoln: That just proves Mindy and Mandy are both horrible people, and they'll never ever change.
Nico: Yeah, they both deserve to be in Hell forever when they die of old age, but they're still in for Hell.
Me: You said a mouthful, and Adrian Graye Vernworth's already pissed off big time, so he's really going to be out for revenge on us now.
After Lincoln absorbed the clones of Kamen Rider Super-1's old enemies, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Rulkallos Harper saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her faces, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Rulkallos Harper: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Rulkallos, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Rulkallos Harper: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Rulkallos Harper: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Suddenly, the rainbow gem of Lincoln's silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding it on his back started glowing.
Lincoln: Uh oh, trouble.
Eini: Yep. Now, let's see who's causing trouble.
The gem formed a viewing window, and we saw who it was causing trouble: it was the clones of The Gorgom and The Crisis Empire from Kamen Rider Black and Kamen Rider Black RX, The Badan Empire from Kamen Rider ZX, The Institute of Super Science from Kamen Rider Shin, The Neonoids from Kamen Rider ZO, and The Fog from Kamen Rider J.
Nico: (GASPS) What the?! Clones of The Gorgom and The Crisis Empire from Kamen Rider Black and Kamen Rider Black RX, The Badan Empire from Kamen Rider ZX, The Institute of Super Science from Kamen Rider Shin, The Neonoids from Kamen Rider ZO, and The Fog from Kamen Rider J?!
Lincoln: Adrian Graye Vernworth, now you've really crossed it!
We flew out of the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy blasts at the clones of The Gorgom and The Crisis Empire from Kamen Rider Black and Kamen Rider Black RX, The Badan Empire from Kamen Rider ZX, The Institute of Super Science from Kamen Rider Shin, The Neonoids from Kamen Rider ZO, and The Fog from Kamen Rider J and knocked them down.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of The Gorgom and The Crisis Empire from Kamen Rider Black and Kamen Rider Black RX, The Badan Empire from Kamen Rider ZX, The Institute of Super Science from Kamen Rider Shin, The Neonoids from Kamen Rider ZO, and The Fog from Kamen Rider J, and then, Lincoln began absorbing them all into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of their powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates. We returned back to The World Tree Estate and continued with our workouts.
Nico: That's it for the clones of The Gorgom and The Crisis Empire from Kamen Rider Black and Kamen Rider Black RX, The Badan Empire from Kamen Rider ZX, The Institute of Super Science from Kamen Rider Shin, The Neonoids from Kamen Rider ZO, and The Fog from Kamen Rider J.
Lincoln: Yep, now I've absorbed all of the clones of The Kamen Riders' enemies from the Heisei and Showa eras and we've assimilated all of their powers, strength, and abilities, along with getting the collectible devices from the Heisei era.
Me: Now, Adrian Graye Vernworth is completely out of options, and now, he's got no choice but to make his last stand.
Hunter: He will pay for everything he's done in Phillip Wittebane's desire to destroy all witches, that narcissist needs to be put down for good.
Nico: Without a doubt.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Universe 666 Annie, Universe 666 Oakley, Universe 666 Domino, Universe 666 Wendy, Rayne (Mortal Kombat), Wynd (Mortal Kombat), and Ruby (Mortal Kombat) are heading to Wave Ocean.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Universe 666 Annie, Universe 666 Oakley, Universe 666 Domino, Universe 666 Wendy, Rayne (Mortal Kombat), Wynd (Mortal Kombat), and Ruby (Mortal Kombat) are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Universe 666 Annie, Universe 666 Oakley, Universe 666 Domino, Universe 666 Wendy, Rayne (Mortal Kombat), Wynd (Mortal Kombat), and Ruby (Mortal Kombat) all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Wynd: Wow, so this is Wave Ocean, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Wynd, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Universe 666 Annie, Universe 666 Oakley, Universe 666 Domino, Universe 666 Wendy, Rayne (Mortal Kombat), Wynd (Mortal Kombat), and Ruby (Mortal Kombat) dived into the waters and they had fun swimming and they even saw the marine life there. Then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball game, and Universe 666 Annie, Universe 666 Oakley, Universe 666 Domino, Universe 666 Wendy, Rayne (Mortal Kombat), Wynd (Mortal Kombat), and Ruby (Mortal Kombat) got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails and his kids cheered.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Universe 666 Annie, Universe 666 Oakley, Universe 666 Domino, Universe 666 Wendy, Rayne (Mortal Kombat), Wynd (Mortal Kombat), and Ruby (Mortal Kombat) and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Universe 666 Annie, Universe 666 Oakley, Universe 666 Domino, Universe 666 Wendy, Rayne (Mortal Kombat), Wynd (Mortal Kombat), and Ruby (Mortal Kombat) placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
And then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln also marked Universe 666 Annie, Universe 666 Oakley, Universe 666 Domino, Universe 666 Wendy, Rayne (Mortal Kombat), Wynd (Mortal Kombat), and Ruby (Mortal Kombat) as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Wave Ocean, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Universe 666 Annie, Universe 666 Oakley, Universe 666 Domino, Universe 666 Wendy, Rayne (Mortal Kombat), Wynd (Mortal Kombat), and Ruby (Mortal Kombat) with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, and now, Universe 666 Annie, Universe 666 Oakley, Universe 666 Domino, Universe 666 Wendy, Rayne (Mortal Kombat), Wynd (Mortal Kombat), and Ruby (Mortal Kombat) are in your harem, Linky.
Universe 666 Annie, Universe 666 Oakley, Universe 666 Domino, Universe 666 Wendy, Rayne (Mortal Kombat), Wynd (Mortal Kombat), and Ruby (Mortal Kombat) showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Luna: Oh man, now Universe 666 Annie, Universe 666 Oakley, Universe 666 Domino, Universe 666 Wendy, Rayne (Mortal Kombat), Wynd (Mortal Kombat), and Ruby (Mortal Kombat) are part of your harem.
Jessie: And the Universe 666 versions of Annie, Oakley, Domino, and Wendy are a much better match for Lincoln, since we never trusted the ones we know, and they're also members of Team Rocket, and we'll make sure they get sent away to prison forever.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Universe 666 Annie, Universe 666 Oakley, Universe 666 Domino, Universe 666 Wendy, Rayne (Mortal Kombat), Wynd (Mortal Kombat), and Ruby (Mortal Kombat), now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
Later we were in the park relaxing.
Kita Yuan: Where are the Mascots?
Me: Oh they went with Nicole and Orla Orthros and her team for a huge mission.
Nico: What is it?
Me: Very secretive.
Nico: Okay.
On a nearby building, the Mascots and Nicole were pelting NUMEROUS Mean Queen Bee Girls with Water Balloons filled with Cows Blood!
Poromon: Take that you bitches!
Nicole: Pelting them with cows blood is genius!
Manaphy: That was nice of your friends at the local meat plant to give us this blood.
Nicole: They were going to throw all of it away and it would be perfect for this.
As they pelted Queen Bee girls with blood, they got them to start talking!
Orla Orthros and her team were showing everyone what those monster girls were like in their true colors and their parents were horrified!
Horsea: Take this!
She fired a balloon and splattered a girl!
Horsea: I HATE QUEEN BEE MEAN GIRLS!
Manaphy: ME TOO!
They were really splattering them all over!
Nicole: Hope they get a good ice cold shower in the prisons on Xaikora.
Aqua Eridanus Marion: I hope they aren't gone too long.
Nico: Nah as long as Nicole is with them they will be okay.
But then...
SPLAT!
A balloon hit Nico and splattered his face in blood!
Nico: GAH! (SPITS) BLECH!
Nico wiped it off.
Nico: Is that blood!?
Me: Nico you're not seriously hurt are you?
Nico: I don't think so!
I wiped it off and smelled it.
Me: Wait this is not our blood. It's cows blood.
Maria washed him off.
Nico: Oh thank goodness! At least I'm not hurt.
G1 Bombshell:...what the fuck are the mascots doing now?!
We heard ranting and decided to check it out.
We saw water balloons filled with cows blood hitting numerous girls that I recognize.
Me: Wait I know those girls! They are a bunch of evil mean queen bee girls that I loathe and despise.
We looked up and saw that the water balloons were hitting them from a tall building.
Me: Wow! Hit anything from all over the city from that height.
Perceptor: Fascinating!
Me: Wow!
?: Boy the mascots and Nicole are really hitting them.
We saw 2 figures. 1 was a girl with blue hair and orange eyes and had orange clothes and had orange angel wings and had a shock pistol and had a tiara with the symbol of the PatRangers Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt.
The second girl had blue hair and purple eyes and a green dress and had green crystal wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of Crystal Man on it.
Carmel Montoya PatRanger: Carmel Montoya PatRanger, Embodiment of the PatRangers Dopant.
Cierre Crystal: Cierre Crystal, Embodiment of Crystal Man.
Nico: Awesome to meet you girls.
Carmel grabbed an evil Queen Bee girl.
Carmel: By Order of the GSPO, I'm taking you down by force!
Me: And we're going to kick your big ugly fucking ass!
Cierre: Gwen and Raven! Its been a while.
Gwen Tennyson: It has been a while.
Raven: Boy you're looking good Cierre.
Cierre: Yeah.
Poromon and Nicole and the mascots came.
Poromon: Glad you two can join us.
Carmel Montoya PatRanger: Like we would miss this.
Cierre: But it's awesome to see you do all that.
Nicole: Counted 560 Queen Bee Mean Bitches. All with combined bounties of $502,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00.
Qin: WOW!
Xenia: Lots of money!
Nico: Yep.
Raven: That is awesome.
Perceptor: How did you meet Gwen and Raven?
Cierre: I met Gwen when I was helping her, Ben and Kevin battle Vilgax. I'm a hybrid of a crystal angel race called the Sapphtenshites.
Shanan: (GASP) The Sapphtenshites? They are a race of Crystal Angel Aliens from the planet Sapphrena. They are said to be the most powerful crystal alien angel warriors in the entire Virgo Supercluster.
Cierre: That's right. Vilgax was no match for me though with our combined power.
Lola: Wow!
Cierre: And I met Raven over in Jump City when I was helping the Titans with dealing with some of the members of the Brotherhood of Evil. I helped them kill Johnny Rancid, Mad Mod and Professor Chang.
Qin: Wow!
Raven: She did an amazing job.
Cierre: Yep.
She even showed a Titans Communicator too.
Cierre: They made me a titan too.
Nico: Cool! Would you two like to join the team?
Carmel Montoya PatRanger: We would be honored.
We were walking back.
Nico: Carmel, while we're walking back to the Estate, tell us more about yourself.
Carmel Montoya PatRanger: Sure. I'm a cop as you know and I am a really good one. I can also leap the tallest buildings in a single bound. Also I am very acrobatic and fast.
Nico: Cool!
Carmel Montoya PatRanger: It sure is. I busted countless criminals all over the world and many of them put up a good fight.
Camie: That is awesome.
Carmel Montoya PatRanger: Yeah. Being a cop is awesome.
Lola: It sure is.
We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: Yep.
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.
Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.
We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.
Flash Man: Nico, who gets to shine today?
Nico: Kit and Natalia.
Qin: Cool!
Laney: Awesome!
Kit: This will be fun.
Natalia: (Russian Accent) It sure will.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than a clone of Old Ironface, and he's causing havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Oh man!
Lincoln sounded the alarm.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than a clone of Old Ironface, and he's causing havoc.
We gasped.
Nico: Old Ironface?!
Me: Oh shit, not that brutal asshole! He gave Lori trouble before!
Lori: But, like Linky said, it's a clone of him, but he's still as dangerous and brutal as ever.
Lincoln: Yep, and like with the clone of The Green Ink Monster, I'm going to absorb him, and with every clone I absorb, I can uncover who it was that's been making clones of them to cause trouble.
Nico: With your absorption techniques along with information gathering skills, hopefully, we'll be able to find out who it was causing this. Alright, gang, let's get going and take down that clone of Old Ironface.
Lincoln: He won't be going down without a fight, but we're not letting him run free any longer, he's going to pay.
The previous group came.
Unicorn: Can me, Trap Jaw, Beast Man, Hsi Wu, Killer Shrike, Shendu, Mummy, Captain Cold, Madame Masque and Spymaster go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can come with us. We're going after a clone of Old Ironface.
Mummy: Geez!
Qin: Yeah.
Camie: Why is he called Ironface again?
Qin: He was a notorious pirate from the 19th Century. He was called that because he was sent to Skull Island Prison and he was so mean that the Warden there welded an iron mask onto his face to keep him from looking at him.
Camie: Yikes!
Nico: Yeah.
Me: He was really champion waterskiier Mama Mione. She was smuggling convicts in and out of her fancy hideaway under the prison. Her cafe on the mainland was a front for that.
Nico: Yep.
Camie: That is crazy!
Lola: Yeah.
Me: Mama Mione got 75 years in prison for her crimes. Upgraded to Life Without Parole.
Nico: Yep.
Shockwave: Nico, which gene-slammer do you wish to meet next?
Nico: Bounce Man next.
Qin: Ooh! Bouncy.
Me: Yep. And the only one of the 11 games of Robot Masters left.
Lola: Yep. Then we go meet the Mavericks and Sigma's robots.
Nico: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Adrian Graye Vernworth, the head witch of the Illusion Coven who serves Emperor Belos and aids in his plots, and he's coming after us to get revenge for what we did in defeating Phillip Wittebane A.K.A. Emperor Belos. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: So, he's finally made his move.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Hunter was right on who we're facing: the figure that we saw is none other than Adrian Graye Vernworth, the head witch of the Illusion Coven who serves Emperor Belos and aids in his plots, and he's coming after us to get revenge for what we did in defeating Phillip Wittebane A.K.A. Emperor Belos.
Hunter: Now that you've absorbed all the clones of the Kamen Riders' enemies, Adrian finally has run out of options and tricks, now he has no choice but to stand and fight. But, we got to watch out, his magic is illusion-based and he can create illusions to cause trouble.
Me: But, his magic's not as strong as ours and we can see right through illusions easily.
Nico: This is gonna end badly for that witch. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading out to destroy that clone of Old Ironface.
Lincoln: That clone's going to get pummeled hard and then, he's going to be absorbed, and once we get done with him, you're next, Adrian Graye Vernworth.
Hunter: You knew this was coming for a very long time, you arrogant blowhard, and I'm gonna enjoy tearing down your overinflated ego piece by piece. Terra got what she deserved, and now, so will you.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to take down the clone of Old Ironface so that Lincoln can absorb him, and once we got done with him, Hunter is going to take down and destroy Adrian Graye Vernworth, the head witch of the Illusion Coven and make him pay for everything he's done in aiding and serving Phillip Wittebane A.K.A. Emperor Belos.
We were off to New England.
We arrived at the cafe Mystery Inc. was at.
Trap Jaw: Here we are!
Me: Yep and here's the Mystery Machine. Looks like everyone is having dinner before they head out to Skull Island.
Nico: Good idea. Looks like we better head in to join them.
Eli: Good idea.
Our stomachs growled.
Me: Can't fight bad guys on an empty stomach.
We were at the Harbor Buffet restaurant.
We went in.
Shaggy: Like hey guys!
Me: Hey Shaggy. Hey guys.
Velma: Jinkies. Awesome to see you all here.
Fred: Yeah we're going over to Skull Island after we eat.
Scooby Doo and Fluttershy: (In fright) S-s-s-s Skull Island?
Velma: Yeah guys, it used to be a prison for the most dangerous convicts in the country.
Fred: But its been closed down for years. And now it'll be a tourist attraction.
Sakura Knudson: Boy I remember Skull Island.
Stone Man: What food is there to eat here?
Me: Lots of great food.
Killer Shrike: Lets order then.
We went and got good foods of all kinds. Shaggy got the bulk of the buffet.
Sakura Knudson: (LAUGHS) Shaggy hasn't changed at all. Still the living garbage disposal I remember.
Shaggy: Like yeah it's fun.
They were eating everything.
I was eating a pizza and soup.
Fred: So you guys are here to help us?
Me: Yeah we got word thanks to Lincoln that Old Ironface is back.
Shaggy: ZOINKS! Not Old Ironface!
Me: A clone of him. Not Mama Mione.
Qin: That's right. The real Mama Mione is still locked up in prison.
Energon Scorponok: And Ironface himself is in the Masters of Evil
Me: Yep.
Bridgette: He's my archenemy now.
Lori: And since this one is a clone, I literally have a score to settle with him.
Camie: Why?
Me: He beat the living crap out of Lori and she was in the Infirmary for about a week.
Camie: YIKES!
Shaggy: Like yeah! I remember that! It was when we were battling one of Aladdin's enemies.
Me: That was against Arbutus.
Aladdin: I remember that.
Qin: Yeah that was crazy.
Shendu: Hopefully, this one will be easier.
Me: Well we've gotten stronger since then and Lori is not going to take what Ironface did to her lying down.
Lori: That is literally for sure J.D.
Lola: Yeah!
Qin: Yep.
Scooby and Shaggy: Mmm! Clam chowder.
Me: Love New England Clam Chowder.
Scooby put some pepper in it.
Then there was a sneeze.
AHCHOO!
Me: Bless you.
Scooby Doo: That wasn't me.
Gantu: Who was it then?
Scooby put more pepper in it and there was another sneeze.
AHCHOO!
He saw that a clam sneezed.
Clam: AHCHOO!
Me: Oh it was a clam.
Then the clam took the pepper and put the pepper into the spoon and blew it at Scooby.
Then Scooby sneezed!
Scooby Doo: AHCHOO!
He was blown back from the sneeze and then...
CRASH!
He hit the wall!
We helped him up.
Madame Masque: Come here, clam boy!
She grabbed it. And then it slipped out of her fingers and landed in Moe's clam chowder.
Moe Howard was having Clam Chowder and he put crackers in it. Then when he wasn't looking a clam took the cracker.
He thought Larry took it.
Moe Howard: Oh a cracker swiper huh?
SLAP!
He hit Larry on the head.
Moe: What's a matter with you? I'll knock your teeth out.
He put another one in and when he wasn't looking the clam took it.
He saw it gone and blamed Curly.
Moe: You too?
SLAP!
He slapped Curly.
Moe: What's a matter with you?
Me: Moe I think there's a clam that took it.
Moe: Really?
He put a cracker in and then he saw the clam eat it.
Moe: (GASP) (GROWLS) (BARKS)
Me: Boy just like back in your old days huh Moe?
Moe Howard: (LAUGHS) Yeah no kidding.
Kira Howard: Good times huh?
Curly: Yeah that was funny.
Me: Yeah. That was back in 1948.
Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah.
Kira Howard: (LAUGHS) That was one of my favorites.
Moe: Yeah good times.
Larry Fine: Yeah that was funny.
Velma: It sure was.
Runabout: Where are you, stupid clam?!
I reached in and the clam bit my finger.
Me: Ouch! Gotcha.
I grabbed the clam.
Me: Tenacious little one aren't you?
David Cain: Hope you like getting eaten alive!
Fluttershy took the clam.
Fluttershy: Oh lets just let this one go back to sea.
Fluttershy took the clam and put him into the ocean.
Fluttershy: There you go.
Me: That was so funny still.
We got back to eating. Later we were stuffed and we paid for the food.
Nico: Ahh good meal. Now we can head over to Skull Island.
Eli: At least it's not the one in the Solomons.
Nico: No.
Shaggy: (Cowardly whimpering) Like go to Skull Island! (Whimpers) Like not on your life! No way!
Nico: Not even for Gold Scooby Snax?
Erica Haddock: Nico, first of all, I was about to force them to come.
Mushi: And second, GOLD SCOOBY SNAX?!
Nico: Yeah we made them with 24K Gold. Not my best idea.
Shaggy: Besides we can't eat gold. But like we're still not going!
Sakura Knudson: You still are total chickens.
Me: Yeah. Come on you two!
Shaggy: UH UH! NO WAY! We're not going!
Scooby Doo: And you can't make us!
Erica then grabbed them.
Erica Haddock: You two are such total chickens!
Shaggy: Like you got that right!
Shaggy and Scooby: (CLUCKING)
Scooby then laid an egg!
FART!
Scooby Doo: Huh? Oops
Captain Cold: Well, it's not for nothing. We can use the gold as ammo!
Me: Good idea.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: Lets get moving.
We were off to Skull Island
We arrived.
Me: Here we are guys. Skull Island.
Shaggy was whimpering.
Lola: Scary place.
Bugly: Keep an eye out.
Qin: This is gonna be awesome.
Lori: (Cracks Knuckles) Now it's payback time.
Mummy: He's hiding somewhere.
Eli: He's in the prison on top.
Nico: Then that's where we need to go.
Eli: Yep.
Nico: Entrance time.
We flew up to the prison.
Old Ironface was lurking around the prison. Then the spirits of the forces of metal came and swirled around him and then they converged and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off above him and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out and landed in front of him!
Lori: You and I literally have a score to settle you jerk! I'm going to turn you into a Metal Human Pretzel!
Old Ironface ran at Lori and Lori ran at him and she punched him in his face and kicked him in his stomach 40 times and then dealt a deadly uppercut to him.
She kicked him in his face and then grabbed him and smashed him into the ground!
Camie: Nice one Lori!
Beastbox: Lets dance!
Beastbox bashed him in his face and knocked him down.
Old Ironface got up and he was MAD!
He roared and Lori fired a wave of energy wind and blasted him down.
He was blown into a wall!
Lori grabbed Old Ironface and smashed him left and right!
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!
Kit Taylor: Lets get him!
Natalia: You got it!
Kit: KAMEN RIDER!
He turned into KAMEN RIDER DRAGON KNIGHT!
Hsi Wu: Now, We're talking!
Xenia: Yeah!
Kit and Natalia charged and bashed him down.
Me: Take that!
Cindersaur: Feel the heat!
He fired a wave of fire and blasted Old Ironface.
Lori fired waves of wind and enveloped him in a deadly tornado!
Xenia fired waves of energy arrows and blasted him all over.
Camie: Take that!
Beast Man: TAKE THIS!
He summoned numerous birds and they bashed him all over.
Qin: And this!
She fired waves of fire and smashed Old Ironface all over.
Lori smashed him into a wall.
Poliwag slapped him with his tail!
SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!
Nico: Take that!
Camie: Yeah!
Natalia and Kit charged at him.
They smashed him down.
Lola: Take that!
Then Dark Spicer, Zs'Skayr, Number 7, Control Freak, Vulkanus, Plastique, Firebrand, Girder, Touch & Go and Cluemaster came.
Nico: Dark Spicer, Zs'Skayr, Number 7, Control Freak, Vulkanus, Plastique, Firebrand, Girder, Touch & Go and Cluemaster.
Zs'Skayr: Nice job, Lori!
Lori: Thanks!
Number 7: It's good you don't have any injuries this time.
Nico: That is for sure!
Control Freak: (to Nico) We heard you fought the Green Ink monster.
Nico: We sure did.
Me: Just like old times.
Vulkanus: Good thing it was just a clone.
Me: No kidding.
Dark Spicer: (to Lori) Here's your warning: Your ass is about to be kicked!
Lori: I'll turn you into a human pretzel before you touch me!
Me: Yeah!
Megahorn then came.
Me: Up for another round I see Megahorn.
Megahorn: Yep I sure am.
Me: Nice!
Megahorn: Did Old Ironface really injure Lori?
Me: Yeah he sure did.
Qin: Yep.
Dark Spicer: I got some new aliens to show you.
He turned into a purple Tholian Alien with wings of crystal.
Venusdoom: Meet Venusdoom!
Gwen Tennyson: An alien Captain Kirk met before?
Venusdoom: It sure is! (Charges at Gwen)
She jumped and Shanan blasted him.
Shanan: Wow! A Tholian hybrid. Awesome choice.
Dark reverted back.
Dark Spicer: Now this one
He turned into a Cardassian with angel wings.
BarbariaCass: I call this one... BarbariaCass!
Raven: That's a Cardassian, right?
BarbariaCass: Got that right! (charges at Raven)
She teleported away.
I fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Shanan: A Cardassian hybrid. Awesome.
Dark Spicer: Thanks.
Nico: Lets get it on!
Me: COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!?
We got the battles underway.
Eddy, Daughter, Princess Bubblegum, Ahsoka Tano, Rey Skywalker, Firestorm, Cira, Cow, Chicken, Big Mac, Apple Bloom, Apple Fritter, Cerea, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Flash Man and Star Man VS Dark Spicer, Katnappe, Chameleon Bot, Wuya, Shadow, Mala Mala Jong, Sapphire Dragon, MODOK, Antberry, Noxious Enterprise's Super SPU-31 Liquid Cooled Mobile Processing Unit, T-119 A, and Robot Sandy - Nico's Rescue at the Ferguson Estate and we battled a clone of the Green Ink Monster and Granity Transformed
Dark Spicer was first.
Dark Spicer (to Eddy): Nico's Rescue was at the Ferguson Estate, where he battled a clone of the Green Ink Monster. Granity Transformed as well.
Eddy: She sure did and that was awesome.
Dark Spicer: I remember hearing about the Green Ink Monster being the first ever monster that J.D. and the Scooby Doo Gang busted back then. That was awesome.
Eddy: It sure was.
Daughter: We found out that he was really Shaggy's Newspaper Boss that was running a massive counterfeiting operation that the Government has been busting for months.
Cira: We sure did and that was nuts. Mr. Conrad was printing billions of dollars in counterfeit five dollar bills in the Ferguson Estate. They were recognized as fake bills because every bill had the exact same serial number on them.
Twilight Sparkle: But they busted Mr. Conrad and he got sent to federal prison for 75 years. And he had to pay billions of dollars in damages and restitution. They said it was the largest ever counterfeiting operation ever.
Starshine Sparkle: That was amazing.
Spyro: Big time trouble for him.
Dark Spicer: You got that right! Man what a double life! Lets do it!
Eddy used the Zyuohgers Gear and they fired waves of energy and magic and smashed them down.
Edd/Iron Boy, Rei the Ghost, Zenyatta, Soldier 76, Widowmaker, Bastion, Loviya the Angel, Angel (X-Men), Skyla, Lincoln, Sheila (1983 D&D), Storm, Rogue, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Shockwave and Soundwave VS Zs'Skayr, Yenaldooshi, Mummy, Dr. Viktor, Vladat, Zombozo, Acid Breath, Phantom of Vasquez Castle, U.A. Molten Man, Vampire Pinkie Pie, Vampire Twilight Sparkle, and Yost Shocker - Us battling Another Toxic Horror, Kesaran, Golden Homunculus, Aultcray Melromarc XXXII, SCP-054 Water Nymph and Earth Mystic Foot who are the Embodiments of Izzy Moonbow and Xcalibur
Zs'Skayr was next.
Zs'Skayr (to Iron Boy): Nico, Diamond Tiara's team, Toxic Horror's team, and the others did good battling Another Toxic Horror, Kesaran, Golden Homunculus, Aultcray Melromarc XXXII, SCP-054 Water Nymph and Earth Mystic Foot. They are the Embodiments of Izzy Moonbow and Xcalibur
Edd: It was all really intriguing. I thought it was an amazing adventure.
Rei the Ghost: It sure was. And we were amazed about the Embodiment of the Legacy of Pinkie Pie. She is just as funny and awesome. Also she is an amazing tinkerer.
Loviya: Yeah that is cool.
Applejack: Boy howdy she sure is.
Apple Bloom: That was awesome.
Flashwing: You got that right.
Zs'Skayr: Indeed. Lets do it!
Edd used the Zyuohgers Gear and they fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Ed/Edzilla, Lori Jimenez, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Jeanne D'Arc, Marinette, Ayla, Chloe, Adrien, Juleka, Luka, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Stone Man, and Guts Man VS Number 7, Legion Ex Machina, Radioactive Queen Beetle, Leviathan Slate, ARGO-12, Robot Dwayne, 11-X, Live Action Sentinel, Malachite, Bad End Pretty Cure, Pitcher Plant Monster, and Jasper - Lincoln's Rescue in the The Boiling Isles, and we battled clones of Emperor Terror Macro, General Megirl, Commander Blue Oni, Dogma Bodyguards, Fire Kong, Elekibas, Kamagirigan, ChameleKing, Spiderbaban, ArigiThunder, Snakecobran, Ganigannii, Bakuronger, JawsWani, Raigyon, Gyosutoma, Mukaderiya, LionThunder, Onimengo, Lonely Wolf, Yattaradamas, Cassette Gomoru, Tsutadenma, Bachingaru, Satan Hawk, Strong Bear, Hebindar, Zozongar, Crazy Tiger, Marshal Demon, Princess Yokai, Commander Onibi, Doctor Ghost, Staff Officer Witch, Killer Knife, Jishakugen, Fiery Watch, Glasun Kid, Videon, Amaganser, Mach Roller, Sprayder, Tsuribot, Radigorn, Red Danger, IsuGuillotine, HasaminBlood, KomaThunder, Robot Super-1, Kogoenbee, FrankeLighter, Shabonurun, Keyman Joe, DokuroBall, Goldar, Hashigorn, and ShokaKing
Number 7 was next.
Number 7 (to Ed): I heard Lincoln's Rescue was in the The Boiling Isles. He battled clones of Emperor Terror Macro, General Megirl, Commander Blue Oni, Dogma Bodyguards, Fire Kong, Elekibas, Kamagirigan, ChameleKing, Spiderbaban, ArigiThunder, Snakecobran, Ganigannii, Bakuronger, JawsWani, Raigyon, Gyosutoma, Mukaderiya, LionThunder, Onimengo, Lonely Wolf, Yattaradamas, Cassette Gomoru, Tsutadenma, Bachingaru, Satan Hawk, Strong Bear, Hebindar, Zozongar, Crazy Tiger, Marshal Demon, Princess Yokai, Commander Onibi, Doctor Ghost, Staff Officer Witch, Killer Knife, Jishakugen, Fiery Watch, Glasun Kid, Videon, Amaganser, Mach Roller, Sprayder, Tsuribot, Radigorn, Red Danger, IsuGuillotine, HasaminBlood, KomaThunder, Robot Super-1, Kogoenbee, FrankeLighter, Shabonurun, Keyman Joe, DokuroBall, Goldar, Hashigorn, and ShokaKing
Ed: Uh yeah that was a really fun series of clones to battle there.
Lori Jimenez: Yeah that was really something to see.
Jeanne D'Arc: It sure was awesome.
Pinkie Pie: It was a really fun one!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It was fun.
Featherweight: It sure was.
Sprocket: I agree there too.
Number 7: Indeed. Lets do it!
Ed used the Zyuohgers gear and they fired waves of metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Nicole Knudson, Red Tornado, Tarra Taiyou - Champion of Forgiveness, Cassie Excelsion - Champion of Kindness, Athena Wendolla - Champion of Loyalty, Laura Diane Pyenington - Champion of Laughter, Eris the Elf, Moka, Kurumu, Yukari, Mizore, Kokua, Lilith, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Energon Scorponok and Tidal Wave VS Control Freak, Overload, Cinderblock, Plasmus, Killer Moth, Dr. Light, Fire, Wolvertoon, Universe 666 McLeach, Universe 666 Erigor, Universe 666 Cain Knightlord, and Isaak Fernando Von Kemphur - The Mascots Threw balloons of Cows Blood at NUMEROUS Queen bee Mean Girls and G.H.F.Q.B.M.G.W.A.U.T.K.T.F.E.S.F.I.A.O.O.P.E.F.A.I.T.F.E.F. sent them to the Xaikora Prison
Control Freak was next.
Control Freak (to Nicole): The Mascots Threw balloons of Cows Blood at NUMEROUS Queen bee Mean Girls and G.H.F.Q.B.M.G.W.A.U.T.K.T.F.E.S.F.I.A.O.O.P.E.F.A.I.T.F.E.F. sent them to the Xaikora Prison. And what video game monster should I use this time?
Nicole: I got an idea.
She used her powers and summoned Mechbeth!
Nicole: Mechbeth from Star Fox 64 is a good choice.
Control Freak: I agree! Awesome!
Nicole: Also yeah that was so funny to see the mascots pelt those girls with cows blood.
Control Freak: Boy that is funny! Where did they get that much blood?
Nicole: The meat packing plant has barrels full of the stuff and they throw it all away. Also they gave the mascots all that blood for it.
Red Tornado: The mascots pelted over 520 mean queen bee girls and got them to expose their true colors.
Eris the Elf: It was really awesome and we got all the Queen Bee girls sent to Xaikora.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah those clods had it coming.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) He sure did.
Sunburn: No kidding. Now they are locked up in the Xaikora prison forever.
Control Freak: Good riddance. Lets do it!
Nicole used the Zyuohger Gear and they fired waves of energy and fire and blasted them down and Mechbeth went out of control and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
HE EXPLODED! Just like in the games.
Shanan, Fu the 7 Tails Jinchuriki, Emily Yumiko, Gloria Tricksenstein, Abigail Minuette, Kiya Schroedinger, Gagaga Girl, Dark Magician Girl, Aqua Spirit, Dancing Fairy, Fire Princess, Harpie Lady, Magician of Faith, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Panda King and Gantu VS Vulkanus, Zombozo, Thumbskull, Acid Breath, Argit, Dr. Animo, Sublimino, Suzaku, Universe 666 Anubis, Universe 666 Sartorius, Universe 666 Trueman, and Bandit Keith - The Mascots hate queen bee girls now
Vulkanus was next.
Vulkanus (to Shanan): The Mascots hate queen bee girls now. Can't say I blame them.
Shanan: Me neither but that is awesome.
Fu: The mean girls had it coming.
Gagaga Girl: I agree there! They had it coming.
Fluttershy: They deserve to go to prison.
Tornado Bolt: I agree there.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja they sure do.
Stealth Elf: That is for sure.
Vulkanus: Indeed. Lets do it!
Shanan used the Zyuohger Gear and they fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.
Shope, Erasa, Melanie Romanova, Adrien Gecko, Doppel, Amy Wong, Siyana, Illusen, Eithne, Jhudora, Fyora the Faerie Queen, Nuria, Space Faerie, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Runabout and Runamuck VS Plastique, Evil Blast Man, Evil Bomb Man, Evil Burst Man, Evil Drill Man, Evil Dive Man, Evil Dust Man, Evil Magma Man, Ovulator, Commander Saturn, Son of The Chicken from Outer Space, and Reptilicus - The Mascots REALLY did the city good
Plastique was next.
Plastique (to Shope): The Mascots REALLY did the city good. You think they should get medals?
Shope: I agree there and it is a big deal for them.
Erasa: I agree there too.
Siyana: It'll be fun for them to be Queen Bee buttkicking mascots.
Rainbow Dash: That is for sure there.
Scootaloo: Yeah and awesome!
Whirlwind: You said it!
Plastique: Indeed. Lets do it!
Shope used the Zyuohger Gear and they fired waves of energy, lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed them down.
Tyler Bowman, Sari, Eric Meyers, Igawa Asagi, Dark Magician, Sorcerer of Dark Magic, Stretchleo, Irena Whendolva, Yost Reed, Mr. Fantastic, Elasti-Girl (Incredibles), Doom Patrol Elasti-Girl, Rita, Spring Man, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Robin Food and Mushi VS Touch & Go, Earth Foot Mystic, Fire Foot Mystic, Water Foot Mystic, Wind Foot Mystic, Evil Metal Man, Evil Cut Man, Evil Search Man, Wolfgang, Lightning Empress, Wizards (Spyro Enemies), and Boxy (Kirby) - So we're at Skull Island Prison to battle a clone of Old Ironface
Touch & Go were next.
Mr. Go (to Tyler): So, we're at Skull Island Prison to battle a clone of Old Ironface. He's going to be a challenge!
Tyler: Yeah he sure is! He beat the crap out of Lori and she is really mad about that!
Sari: Yeah no kidding!
Stretchleo: Yeah that was brutal for her! What a jerk for beating her up!
Irena Whendolva: No kidding! I heard she was really mangled up.
Starlight Glimmer: Boy that monster really did a number on her back then.
Cozy Glow: Yeah she was REALLY MANGLED up.
Hex: Yeah.
Mr. Touch: Brutal.
Mr. Go: Yeah lets do it!
Tyler used the Zyuohger Gear and they fired waves of energy, blood, bones, skulls, magic, lightning and stars and smashed them down.
Kevin Reynolds, Blossom, Fire Kraken, Jade Fire Kraken, Jade Flashwing, Smolderdash, Eiliea, Ariel, Ariel's Sisters, Eli, Melody, Athena, King Triton, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Bugly and Iguanus VS Firebrand, Scorcher, Axel, Pyros, Firefly, Diablo (Primal Rage), Trifire, Comrade Red, Armaggon, Levira, Basco ta Jolokia, and Oven Jamen - Old Ironface beat up Lori really bad
Firebrand was next.
Firebrand (to Kevin): Old Ironface beat up Lori really bad. Now, she can get even.
Kevin Reynolds: Yeah now she's going to return the favor!
Blossom: That's for sure there!
Eiliea: Old Ironface really did a number on her.
Rarity: Poor Lori really got hurt bad.
Sweetie Belle: She got smashed big time! Look what happened to her.
She showed a picture on her phone of Lori mangled up.
Firebrand: WHOA! Lori got hurt really bad.
Gill Grunt: No kidding!
Firebrand: Boy Old Ironface was not clowning around back then. Lets do it!
Kevin used the Zyuohgers Gear and they fired waves of warer, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Roach (Supernoobs), Mira, Tamao, Elie, Haru, Sylphy - (Visions of Escaflowne), Myuu, Spike the Dragon, Spyro, Sunburn, Whirlwind, Camo, Cynder, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night and Dark Skylanders, Squawktalk and Beastbox VS Girder, T-1000, 1984 Terminator, Dark Fate Terminator, Evil Metal Man, Evil Cut Man, Evil Magnet Man, Quicksand, Universe 666 Storious, Asajj Ventress, Gammanizer Climate, and Universe 666 Issei Kurosaki - Shaggy and Scooby are acting more chicken than ever
Girder was next.
Girder (to Roach): Shaggy and Scooby are acting more chicken than ever. Any specific reason why?
Roach: They are scared of Skull Island because its rock looks like a human skull and Old Ironface REALLY was after them back then.
Mira: Yeah he was really out to kill them.
Myuu: He sure was. What a jerk!
Princess Luna: Yeah no kidding!
Moondust: What a jerk and a monster!
Snowdrop: Yeah no kidding there!
Gari: He makes me sick just looking at him!
Blackout: No kidding! And Lori and Bridgette are really doing a great job mangling him up.
Girder: No kidding there! Lets do it!
Roach used the Zyuohgers Gear and they fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed them down.
Aang, Ms. Cheerilee, Athena Rollins, Rebecca Madison, Riley Misaki, Elastic Waistband, Ariana the Banshee, Silver Banshee, Black Canary, Kira Ford, Sirens (Samurai Jack), Dazzlings, Vinyl Scratch, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Flamefeather and Cindersaur VS Cluemaster, Trapster, Spymaster, Trickster, Juggernaut, Magneto, Count Vertigo, Bradford Buzzard, Frost Giant (Disney Infinity), Tublat, Grand Duke of Owls, and Earth Gear Golem - Old Ironface was Mama Mione
Cluemaster was next.
Cluemaster (to Aang): Old Iron Face was Mama Mione. This was to hide her convict-smuggling operation
Aang: That's right. Mama Mione used the prison to smuggle convicts out of the prison.
Ms. Cheerilee: It was a massive case that the FBI was doing for years.
Ariana: That was amazing and there was a lot of delicious food that Shaggy loved too.
Princess Celestia: And the restaurant in the prison was very amazing and high class.
King Solar: It sure was stylish and amazing.
Solar Eclipsa: And the kitchen was FULLY Stocked too.
Amber Morning: It sure was. Full of Gourmet food that I love.
Spotlight: It sure was awesome.
Cluemaster: Boy I'll say. This place has really awesome style. Lets do it!
Aang used the Zyuohgers Gear and they fired waves of light and elements and smashed them down.
Apple Bloom, Kerchak (Tarzan 1999) and Penelope (Family Guy) VS Frozen Fright
Frozen Fright was next.
Apple Bloom: I'm ready for this!
They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Sweetie Belle, Anastasia (Cinderella) and Coco Pommel VS Thunder Terror
Thunder Terror was next.
Sweetie Belle: This will be fun!
They fired energy blasts and smashed him down.
Scootaloo, Kendra Daniels and Cozy Glow VS Magma Gloom
Magma Gloom was next.
Scootaloo: This will be fun.
They fired waves of energy and fire and smashed him down.
Diamond Tiara, Slinkman and Carly Atlas VS Toxic Horror
Toxic Horror was next.
Diamond Tiara: This will be good.
They fired waves of energy and smashed him down
Silver Spoon, Magma Man and RD Lori VS Louie PoisonSea
Louie PoisonSea was next.
Louie PoisonSea: What did you think of my team?
Silver Spoon: It's really awesome and cool.
They fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Mystic Force Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Hibiki Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lola, Lana, Lisa and Lily VS Megahorn
Megahorn was next.
Megahorn: Boy Lori sure got mangled up didn't she.
Nico: No kidding there!
May: Yeah that was brutal!
Megahorn: No kidding! Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of The Camera Obscura: their model is based on The Camera Obscura from Fatal Frame: Maiden of Black Water, and these Cameras are loaded with infinite numbers of Type-14, Type-37, Type-61, Type-74, Type-90, and Type- 零 (00/ZERO) film and they're equipped with all the functions: Alarm, a tone warns you of the exact Fatal Frame moment, Chase, automatically follows ghosts' movements, Evade, allows us to escape being caught by ghosts by pressing the shutter button at the right moment, Zero: this function means the camera's spirit power is always fully charged, Instant, this warns you of a Fatal Frame shot by making the light in the upper part of the viewfinder flash red, The Infinity Function that allows any type of film in the character's inventory to become infinite, Measure, this allows us to see how much health the closest enemy has left, Track, this allows us to automatically turn the camera towards the nearest hostile ghost, Save, this function allows you to raise the amount of spirit power gained when damaging spirits and quickens the charge speed, Sense, this displays cross-hairs in the center of the screen, which indicate where the ghost is in relation to us and allows us to see ghosts that weren't normally visible before, Switch, this allows us to equip up to three power-up lenses at the same time, and switch between them, and Zoom, this allows us to zoom in and out with the camera, widening or shrinking the camera's viewfinder range, and making ghosts easier to shoot, and it also includes all of the lenses from Fatal Frame II, III, IV, and V.
Nico: Whoa! Our own versions of the Camera Obscura.
Megahorn: Yep. Cool huh.
Nico teleported back with them.
Mystic Force Rangers: MAGICAL SOURCE! MYSTIC FORCE!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MYSTIC FORCE!
Hibiki Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed and were ready!
Nico: Lets get him!
Rangers: SPELL SEAL!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Megahorn and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
He was dead!
Mystic Force Rangers: CHECKMATE!
Nico: Yeah! Megahorn you have failed this world!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win!
We regrouped.
Troy: Time to take you down by force!
Tsukasa: And steal whatever treasure you have!
Me: And kick your big ugly fucking ass!
Kamen Ride: Lupin Red!
Kamen Ride: Lupin Blue!
Kamen Ride: Lupin Yellow!
Kamen Ride: Lupin X!
Kamen Ride: Patren1gou!
Kamen Ride: Patren2gou!
Kamen Ride: Patren3gou!
Kamen Ride: PatrenX!
Tsukasa turned into Lupin Red and PatRed and Daiki summoned clones of the LupinRangers and PatRangers
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LUPINRANGERS VS PATRANGERS!
They turned into the LupinRangers and PatRangers!
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) FROZEN EVISCERATION 6!
She summoned Frozen Fright, Volcano Man, Ghost of Captain Cutler, Clown (Johnny Bravo), Toxic Horror and Louie PoisonSea!
We went at Old Ironface and bashed and smashed and pulverized him all over.
Perceptor, Bombshell, Kita and Aqua used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Perceptor's weapons and Bombshell's stinger bombs and Kita and Aqua's powers 100-fold
Perceptor and Aqua Eridanus: FURY AQUA BLAST!
Kita and G1 Bombshell: STINGING FIRE BLAST
Sydney of UA Marvel and Trap Jaw: JAWS OF DOOM BLAST!
Nanette of MHA and Beast Man: BEASTS OF LIGHTNING BLAST!
Sheila of Lupin and Unicorn: UNICORN THIEF BLAST!
Georgina of Rescue Bots and Hsi Wu: SKY ROCK STORM!
Rice of Eon Kid and Killer Shrike: SOUNDS OF FURY BLAST!
Maxxine of Zi-O and Mummy: ZI-O BLAST STORM!
Kendra of Charlie Brown and Shendu: FIRE DEMON BLAST!
Qin of Motorcity and Captain Cold: COLD KOMODO BLAST STORM!
Timmy Turner of Magic and Madame Masque: MAGIC FURY BLAST!
Lady Palutena of Light and David Cain: GODDESS OF LIGHT BLAST STORM!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Sphinx Moth, Primal Rage, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Rango Clay, Grassblade, Lana Croft, Cheetor Tano, Axe-Mantis, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS!
They fired waves of energy and elements
Fluttershy, Lori and Shaggy: IRON RETRIBUTION BUTTKICKING
They fired waves of energy and elements
Lincoln: METAL ELEMENT STYLE: GOLD!
Entrapta: METAL LIGHTNING STYLE: SILVER!
Perfuma: METAL NATURE STYLE: BRONZE!
Frosta: METAL ICE STYLE: PLATINUM!
They fired waves of energy and elements that formed into said metals.
Lincoln and his harem: METAL FINAL SMASH: METAL NET!
They fired a metal net at Old Ironface.
Lincoln: Take this!
Lincoln punched the clone of Old Ironface super hard in the stomach and sent him flying into a wall that cracked and fell apart and he fell flat on his back. Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clone of Old Ironface, and then, Lincoln began absorbing him into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of his brute strength and physical abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of Old Ironface except for his clothes and iron mask, and he sent him to The Black Gates.
Nico: Looks like that's the first of the clones of Mystery Inc's enemies taken down, but this is only the beginning.
Lincoln: You got that right, there's a lot of them we're gonna be facing. Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Adrian Graye Vernworth.
?: YOU WILL ALL DIE FOR WHAT YOU DID TO EMPEROR BELOS!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the barrier that protected all of us from massive blasts of blue magic that came from nowhere and hit the barrier, but it stood strong and absorbed the blue magic blasts and it also absorbed incoming illusion blasts.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the smell of blood from anywhere, come out from the shadows, Adrian Graye Vernworth, or we will force you out.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Adrian Graye Vernworth, the head witch of the Illusion Coven who serves Emperor Belos and aids in his plots.
Felicia Wittebane: I should've known you'd show up here, Adrian. You goddamn traitor of the witches and demons of The Boiling Isles, you still make me sick to no fucking end!
Adrian Graye Vernworth: TRAITORS! YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO EMPEROR BELOS, HIS LEGACY WILL LIVE FOREVER!
Hunter: Okay, I've had just about enough of hearing your big fat mouth running.
Suddenly, Hunter's dark magenta eyes turned neon dark magenta and he was surrounded by a yellow energy aura with stars, magic, earth, red cardinals, bluejays, phoenixes, and angels, he summoned his Defender of The Boiling Isles staff and his Palisman, Flapjack, turned from its wooden form into its live form, and as he approached Adrian Graye Vernworth, he left yellow energy, stars, magic, earth, red cardinals, bluejays, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Hunter: You've always made me sick to my stomach even now, Adrian. You're just as delusional as that greedy heartless witch, Odalia, and that delusional old hag, Terra, which is why I was glad that Luz helped me to see Belos for the monster he was: a 375-year-old zealous fanatical witch hunter and witch killer by the name of Phillip Wittebane, a man who was nothing more than a stain on the lips of all demons and witches, and that whole "coming together" bullshit. Heh, don't make me laugh, you were nothing more than a pawn in his scheme, he was planning on killing you, his most loyal servant when The Day of Unity came.
Adrian Graye Vernworth: IT WAS ALL FOR THE PURPOSE OF COMING TOGETHER!
Hunter: No, that was all nothing more than lies and bullshit, he was going to kill every last witch in The Boiling Isles with The Draining Spell, and that also included you and Terra Snapdragon, and you're looking at his killers: Team Loud Phoenix Storm. We already got rid of Terra yesterday, and now, it's your turn, and I'm not gonna miss you not by a long shot.
Suddenly, Hunter was surrounded by a massive vortex of yellow energy with stars, magic, and earth surrounding the vortex, there are red cardinals, bluejays, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a dark magenta phoenix with red eyes glaring at Adrian Graye Vernworth: the red eyes of eternal death.
Me: WHOA!
Luz: Uh oh, now he's in huge trouble now!
Amity: Big time! This is gonna get ugly!
Willow: You said it.
Gus: I hope Hunter tears his head off.
Ronnie Anne: He's gonna do just that, this is gonna be good.
Then, as the vortex faded, Hunter emerged, but he was changed forever, and Adrian Gray Vernworth is about to meet his doom.
Hunter grew to 8'5" in height, he now has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs and he no longer has bags under his eyes, he has large gold metal bracers on his biceps and thighs, and he now has twelve large red-blue orbs orbiting around his legs, he has dark magenta highlights in the bangs of his longer ash-blond hair shaved below the top with long jagged forelock and he has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon dark magenta eyes and a yellow energy aura with stars, magic, earth, red cardinals, bluejays, phoenixes, and angels and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, he has a red cardinal on the right and bluejay on the left emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with dark magenta iris, he has on red cardinal earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Magic, Earth, and Eternity Kanjis in its talons, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with red gems on the gold star links and blue crystals for the links and red cardinal-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a red cardinal and bluejay with red and blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Magic, Earth, and Eternity Kanjis in its wings for the pendant and he has on a white and gold accented choker on his neck. Hunter has on a custom-made black wolf t-shirt with red and blue and red and blue jewel brooch, long white long-sleeved jacket with golden embroideries in the shape of arrows pointing left and right and red buttons, white gloves with silver claw rings, long black pants with red cardinals and bluejays on the legs, black knee-high boots, and long long-sleeved white coat with gold embroideries on the long sleeves and red-fur cuffs and red fur lining on the coattails and stars, magic, earth, red cardinals, bluejays, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and red wolf draped around his neck for the collar, and on the back is a red cardinal on the right and bluejay on the left and above is the logo of The Boiling Isle Rebel Force surrounded by stars, magic, and earth and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes angels surrounding a red gem with neon glowing red lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and component for his Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Hunter felt a sharp pain on his wider and more muscular back, and then, massive ash-blonde angel wings with dark magenta tips on the large ash-blonde feathers grew and sprouted out of his back, Hunter has on he has on his Ring of The Phoenix with large pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Blue Lantern Corps ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand.
Suddenly, Hunter's Defender of The Boiling Isles staff, gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that he'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of yellow energy, stars, magic, earth, red cardinals, bluejays, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Hunter's Cosmic Eternal Boiling Isles Rebellion Celestial Magic Heavenly Cardinal Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Boiling Isles Rebellion Celestial Magic Heavenly Cardinal Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new Mage's Staff measuring at 8'7" in length with a massive pink orb mounted on top of four large gold raven heads with red gems for eyes and below them is a large red gem surrounded by a gold ring with small chain made of three red gems and red cardinal for the pendant and gold dragon coiled around one end of the long midnight black handle and on the other end of the long midnight black handle is a white Alicorn head with its wings spread out and golden heart and on the bottom of the Alicorn head are four smaller gold raven heads with pink gems for the eyes and on top of a large gold ring and on the bottom of the raven heads is a large midnight black crescent moon weight with red gem on it for the pommel and a brand-new large red magic orb with golden designs on it, Hunter has on his large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large red gems on his wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the large gold left Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold wolf head with red gems for eyes and large blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe, Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a red kanji with gold crescent moons in between the kanji below the red cardinal and bluejay that said, "Hunter, Member of The Boiling Isles Rebel Force, Former Member of The Emperor's Coven, Former Member of The Golden Guard, Great and Loyal Friend of Luz Noceda, Felicia Wittebane, Amity Blight, Gus Porter, Eda Clawthorne, Lilith Clawthorne, King, Camila Noceda, and Ronnie Anne, Loving Boyfriend of Willow Park, Despiser and Destroyer of Phillip Wittebane Also Known as Emperor Belos and The Emperor's Coven, Archenemy of Simon, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Earth, Magic, Red Cardinals, Bluejays, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ハンター、ボイリング・アイルズ反乱軍のメンバー、皇帝の団の元メンバー、ゴールデン・ガードの元メンバー、ルス・ノセダの偉大で忠実な友人、フェリシア・ウィッテベイン、アミティ・ブライト、ガス・ポーター、エダ・クロウソーン、リリス・クロウソーン、キング、カミラノセダ、そしてロニー・アン、ウィロー・パークの愛するボーイフレンド、フィリップ・ウィッテベインの軽蔑者で破壊者、皇帝ベロスと皇帝の聖団としても知られる、サイモンの宿敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、プロテクター、ディフェンダー、そして宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼を備えた真の神、悪を破壊する者、殺す者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックな神バスターズ、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして地球、魔法、レッド・カージナルス、ブルージェイズ、フェニックス、エンジェルの達人
Hunter has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-RED CARDINAL-BLUEJAY-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA CELESTIAL BOILING ISLES REBEL EARTH MAGIC DEMON REALM RED CARDINAL BLUEJAY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL CELESTIAL BOILING ISLES REBEL EARTH MAGIC DEMON REALM RED CARDINAL BLUEJAY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL CELESTIAL BOILING ISLES REBEL EARTH MAGIC DEMON REALM RED CARDINAL BLUEJAY PHOENIX GOD ANGEL HOPE!
We were amazed by Hunter's Super Angel-Red Cardinal-Bluejay-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Willow Park saw what happened to him, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding. But, when Adrian Graye Vernworth saw it, he went mad and sent illusions at him to kill him, but Hunter fired a massive barrage of yellow energy, stars, magic, earth, red cardinals, bluejays, phoenixes, and angels which destroyed his illusions and hit Adrian Graye Vernworth and sent him flying into a tree, he got back up, but boy, was he pissed off.
Ronnie Anne: Whoa, Hunter's transformed into his Super Angel-Red Cardinal-Bluejay-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form.
Gus: This is gonna get ugly real fast.
Hunter: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Celestial Boiling Isles Rebel Force Earth Magic Demon Realm Red Cardinal Bluejay Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Cosmic Celestial Boiling Isles Rebel Force Earth Magic Demon Realm Red Cardinal Bluejay Phoenix God Angel Hope) You got that right. Adrian Graye Vernworth, for your crimes against The Boiling Isles and all witches and demons, you are hereby sentenced to death!
Adrian Graye Vernworth: YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUR!
Hunter: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Celestial Boiling Isles Rebel Force Earth Magic Demon Realm Red Cardinal Bluejay Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Cosmic Celestial Boiling Isles Rebel Force Earth Magic Demon Realm Red Cardinal Bluejay Phoenix God Angel Hope) Look who's talking, and a so-called "Motherfucking Cur" was the only kind of person you can handle. But, I'm not that at all. When Belos made his speech about uniting all witches on The Day of Unity, all he did was seal his fate. But, he sealed his fate over 375 years ago because his mind was completely poisoned with so much of his hatred over "witches" in America that he became a totally lost cause. He turned into a homicidal and completely mentally unstable psychopath and he did not show any value towards friendship or comradery, all he ever wanted was to destroy all the witches and demons in The Boiling Isles. Isn't that right, and they say that Belos was leading everyone to unity. But, the truth is he's nothing more than a monster, but you, you're just another lost soul of the run-of-the-mill witch and you know it. You're not even in the same league in the kind of power that I possess, I can destroy the entire universe in the mere blink of a cosmic eye. In fact, next to my kind of power and the power that you have, you're nothing compared to me and you've always been nothing but a pathetic ant compared to it. The way you did all the deeds in the name of The Devil known as Phillip Wittebane A.K.A. Emperor Belos, a monster and destroyer of all witches and demons. It's downright fucking disgusting, as one of the most powerful fighters, warriors, and champions in the universe, all I see when I look at you is a fucked up miserable fuckweed and a heartless motherfucking psychotic wretch, and on top of that, I fucking hate your style above all others you ruthless fuckkicker! What is it that you are hoping to accomplish? Blindly following that fanatical witch hunter's delusional orders, committing crimes all over The Boiling Isles just to satisfy The Devil Phillip Wittebane A.K.A. Emperor Belos, murdering innocent witches and demons, pursuing petty and worthless desires, and above all betraying your fellow witches. You bastard snake motherfucker, you don't give a flying fuck about anyone but your pathetic goddamned motherfucking self and that is why we killed all of Belos' Coven and Belos himself. Both him and you are heartless monsters that murder, lie, steal, betray, and are completely powerhungry just like you and that's why we killed every last one of The Emperor's Coven and wiped them from the face of The Earth and The Boiling Isles. YOU ALL FUCKING DISGUST ME!
OUR JAWS DROPPED AT THE SIGHT: HUNTER USED HIS OWN VERSION OF THE EVIL SASUKE RANT!
CLANG!
Eli put all of our jaws back!
Me: W-WHAT THE?! TELL ME WE DID NOT JUST...!
Nico: He did, dude! He used his own version of The Evil Sasuke Rant! NICE ONE, HUNTER! AND FUCK YOU, FOLLOWER OF BELOS!
AND THAT ALONE DROVE ADRIAN GRAYE VERNWORTH MAD!
Adrian Graye Vernworth: (SUPER ENRAGED) YOU! YOU!
Hunter: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Celestial Boiling Isles Rebel Force Earth Magic Demon Realm Red Cardinal Bluejay Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Cosmic Celestial Boiling Isles Rebel Force Earth Magic Demon Realm Red Cardinal Bluejay Phoenix God Angel Hope) (Smirks) What's wrong, did I struck a nerve?
Hunter went after Adrian Graye Vernworth, and he fired extremely powerful blasts of yellow energy, slime, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, dumbbells, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Adrian Graye Vernworth, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, he attacked him by whacking him with his brand-new Mage's Staff and blasting him with yellow energy blasts he fired from it, his Palisman, Flapjack, also fired blasts of fire which hit Adrian Graye Vernworth and he got burned badly, and Hunter also fired yellow energy slashes with his silver-plated claws and left some really nasty scars, and he attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of his massive and excessive brute superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was enough to drive Adrian Graye Vernworth even madder with rage.
Adrian Graye Vernworth: YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL AND AVENGE EMPEROR BELOS!
Adrian Graye Vernworth went after Hunter in a fit of rage, but Hunter fired rainbow energy blasts at Adrian Graye Vernworth and he summoned red cardinals to attack Adrian Graye Vernworth and he was really scarred by their furious attack, and he even drew glyphs that fired elemental magic blasts that hit Adrian Graye Vernworth.
Hunter: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Celestial Boiling Isles Rebel Force Earth Magic Demon Realm Red Cardinal Bluejay Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Cosmic Celestial Boiling Isles Rebel Force Earth Magic Demon Realm Red Cardinal Bluejay Phoenix God Angel Hope) Now, Lincoln!
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and he stabbed them into Adrian Graye Vernworth's chest, and then, Lincoln began absorbing Adrian Graye Vernworth into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of his powers, magic, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of Adrian Graye Vernworth except for her clothes, and he banished Adrian Graye Vernworth to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly for what Hunter did as he powered down, and his new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, twelve large red and blue orbs orbiting around his legs, and massive ash-blonde angel wings are permanent.
Hunter: Your days of following Emperor Belos have long since passed, now go join him in Oblivion, you arrogant piece of shit.
Nico: Hunter, I have got to say, that was the most epic fight that you absolutely fought! And on top of that, you used your own version of The Evil Sasuke Rant, that was so awesome!
Me: You really pissed him off with that one! Nice!
Suddenly, Willow wrapped her arms around Hunter's waist, as her chest pressed against Hunter's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Hunter's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Hunter leaned down to Willow's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Hunter's massive pecs, and behind them was a Red Cardinal, Bluejay, Phoenix, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, and Pixie flying in the air, and we saw a flock of red cardinal and bluejays and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and earth magic behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Hunter and Willow sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and earth magic and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Hunter: Now we've finally gotten rid of those two followers of Belos for good, along with the clones of the Kamen Riders' enemies from the Heisei and Showa eras they created, this is bound to piss off Mindy and Mandy big time.
Me: I can no doubt hear those banshees shrieking like mad. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got just the person: Kitkallos Harper, Gene-Slammer of Tearlaments Kitkallos.
Shaylen Harper: (GASPS) The last of my sisters, that's awesome, and you guys will love meeting her, Kitkallos Harper is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the seventh of eight sisters, she has powerful mastery of darkness and water and she is known for her amazing swordsmanship skills, and like me, she has a magic sword that was made by Tearlaments Rulkallos that can cut through even the strongest of metals and her sword also has the power to make them go insane! She also took on all of the meanest bullies in the city after that were after Lincoln and she slashed them all over and filled up a maximum security insane asylum in one day. She even took down Nurse Sue at the worst of her fury and rage, and one slash from her sword made her worst fears come true: she was fired and thrown into a prison made for the worst criminals in history.
We gasped.
Nico: Whoa.
Lincoln: Yeah, it made Sue's worst fears come true, but too bad, it didn't drive her mad like those hit by Shaylen's sword.
Me: Yeah, I wanted to see her lose it big time, but still, that's really powerful.
Shaylen Harper: That's right.
Plastique: There. That'll teach him to mess with Lori!
Firebrand: You said it!
Girder: Let's celebrate at that restaurant near here.
Mr. Touch: Good idea!
Cluemaster: We can consider this mystery solved.
Me: Yeah!
Nico: If it were the real deal it would call us meddling kids.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: But great job everyone.
Shaggy: (To the viewers) This was like a fun adventure.
Me: It sure was.
We went to that restaurant and then later went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
and for tomorrow, the match-up is for Bella Huffington, Gene-Slammer of Rainbow Snake Eingana, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Phoenix Man, a supporting antagonist from the One Punch Man manga/anime series
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to London, England, but we got bad news: Lelouch vi Britannia has returned from the dead, but as a result of absorbing The Devil Gundam's DNA last year, he's really messed up in the mind. So, we're going to beat him down and throw him into our dungeon at The World Tree Estate as a way to have him detox from what he went through, but he won't go down without a fight and that messed up state because of him absorbing The Devil Gundam's DNA has made him really dangerous. And we're going to meet Kitkallos Harper, Gene-Slammer of Tearlaments Kitkallos, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the eighth of eight sisters, she has powerful mastery of darkness and water and she is known for her amazing swordsmanship skills, and like Shaylen Harper, she has a magic sword that was made by Tearlaments Kitkallos that can cut through even the strongest of metals and her sword also has the power to make them go insane! She also took on all of the meanest bullies in the city after that were after Lincoln and she slashed them all over and filled up a maximum security insane asylum in one day. She even took down Nurse Sue at the worst of her fury and rage, and one slash from her sword made her worst fears come true: she was fired and thrown into a prison made for the worst criminals in history.
