Bachelor Party
"You know... I've been thinking about how I haven't had a bachelor party." He says lying on the bed, in his underwear. His feet crossed and his hands behind his head.
"And where does that thought come from?" she asks, coming out of the bathroom in her nightgown.
"I was thinking you know all those things you do at bachelor parties. I haven't had them..."
"Things like what?" she asks without showing any enthusiasm, removing her earrings and placing them on the dresser.
He shrugs, pretending to be nonchalant. "Nearly naked women dancing for me."
She wants to stay serious, but a laugh escapes her lips as she turns to look at him. "I think you've really had enough of nearly naked women dancing for you. Don't you?"
He purses his lips, thinking for a moment. "Maybe..."
"Maybe?" she rolls her eyes and sits at the end of the bed, as far away from him as possible. "You've had more than enough nearly naked and totally naked women, Harvey." she snores, a hint of jealousy growing in her chest.
"Well, okay... But there's something I haven't had."
"You've had it all, Harvey."
"No..." he says, shaking his head and pulling his torso forward until he is sitting up. "There is something I haven't had."
"Do you have any kamasutra poses left to try?" she says, growing annoyed.
"No." He chuckles. "I didn't have the sexy dance of the only woman I'm interested in having around me, clothed, almost naked, or even better if she's completely naked."
She laughs at the desperate flirt that Harvey gives her. "And you'll keep waiting for it because it won't happen." She tells him, giving him a friendly pat on the knee before standing up.
"Donna, please!" he pleads, kneeling on the bed.
"No, Harvey. It's not going to happen."
"Never, ever?"
"Never, ever. Get that idea into your head."
"You're cruel."
She laughs. "You wanna use me as a hooker and the cruel one is me?"
"I have never mentioned the word hooker."
"But you've thought about it…" Harvey wants to speak, but she cuts him off. "Shh, you know I know what you're thinking. Keep quiet if you want to keep any dignity." She says, throws him a pillow, and leaves the room.