Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Slenderman whistled a cheerful tune as he appeared invisibly outside the Gravity Falls Pool, he poured dozens of galleons of snow on the ground just outside it...he then sprinkles a special 'potion' around in said snow.
He then pulled out a megaphone, enchanted it to be immediately believed by anyone hearing it, and to cause panic.
ATTENTION POOL PATRONS! REMAIN CALM! WE'VE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT THE POOL IS INFESTED BY A SPECIAL BREED OF THAT FISH THAT SWIMS UP WIENERS THAT CAN ALSO EFFECT WOMAN TOO!
He paused and listend happily as the pool quickly devolved into chaos Heh. Music, sweet music. He says to himself satisfied. He then brings up the Megaphone again:
REMAIN CALM! TO KILL THE FISH AND IT'S FATAL DISEASE, SIMPLY ROLL AROUND NAKED IN THE SNOW!
Their was quick flurry of patrons smashing down the fence, ripping off their clothes, and rolling in the snow.
Dipper Pines looked down at his exposed groin buried in the snow...and turned deathly pale. "Uh, oh." He turned to his sister who was busy making a naked snow angel.
"Uh...Mable? I'm going to need a BIG favor from you." Admitted a flustered Dipper awkwardly. Mable took one look at Dippers 'situation'...and vomited. "Oh, no. Not again." Said a mortified Mable as she began to put on rubber gloves...
Slenderman laughed at the scene and turned to the readers.
May all our stories end so well...until next time!
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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