Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Slenderman turns to the reader, Couldn't think of anything to do today...so i think I'm just going to posses a bunch of people and make them hit Mable in the groin with a sack of nickles...
...Hillbilly music plays...
Mable smiled at the sight of Waddles and Gompers getting hitched "Aw, isn't that the sweetest-
CRACK!
GAH!
Cried Mable as Stan inexplicably hit her with nickles...
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Mable fixes her glitter gun-
CRACK!
OW!
WHY WADDLES!?
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Mable holds up a baseball glove and gets ready to-
CRACK!
CHEESE AND CRACKERS!
WHY WENDY!?
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Mable reaches over to get a candy bar-
CRACK!
SON OF A NUTCRACKER!
WHY PANDA MAN!?
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YO! HO! Shouts Pirate Mable. "Let's Plunder the Seven sea's me-
BOOM!
BLOOD IT!
WHO PUTS NICKLES IN CANNONS!?
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Mable flirts with Mermando at the pool. "Hey Mermando, you should do that thing that I like-
CRACK!
MOMMAS LITTLE PIE!
NOT THAT! I DO NOT LIKE THAT MERMANDO!
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Mable walks into the room.. "Seriously guys, what is wrong with-
CRACK!
STUPID GLOCKENSPIEL!
I HATE YOU DIPPER!
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Mable paints art-
CRACK!
GRANDMA HAVE MERCY!
DANG IT SOOS!
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Mable turns on the intercom. "Good afternoon passengers, this is your captain-
CRACK!
MOTHER OF MIA!
I TRUSTED YOU SNOWMAN!
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Mable dressed as a ghost running through a Cemetery-
CRACK!
GAH! NICKLES!
"THOMPSON!...Actually, I may have had that one coming...
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Mable puts money in a vending machine-
CRACK!
WHY!?
I KNEW IT! I KNEW VENDING MACHINES WOULD OVERTHROW US!
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Mable is trying to hide from everyone in the kitchen...when the phone rings... "Hello?" She asks into the phone. "Hold on, I'll check...PHONE CALL FOR A BAG OF NICK-
CRACK!
HOW'D I NOT SEE THAT COMING!?
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Mable feeds an acorn to a squirrel-
CRACK!
OW!
"Yeah, you better run, gnome!" She shouts. "Well...at least their was only one...they usually travel in gro-
CRACK!
NO!
CRACK!
WHY!
CRACK!
YOU DIDN'T DUMP ME, I DUMPED-
CRACK!
GAH!...
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Mable dose the wormy dance-
CRACK!
ET TU AIOSHIMA!?
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A bag of nickles on the sidewalk-
CRASH!
GAH!
Cried out Mable as she fell on top of it.
Mable groaned in pain as she rolled over-
CRACK!
OH, COME ON!
"How did I even get here?! I was in my bed for crying out loud!"
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Mable sighed. "Doctor, be honest...Will I ever have kid-
CRACK!
HIPPOCRATIC VIOLATION!
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"Right! Everyone back off! I've had a terrible day, and I will shoot the next person who comes near-
CRACK!
HOW!?
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Slenderman turns to the reader. This chapter was dedicated to the loving Memory of Mable's peace of mind...
May all our stories end so well...until next time!
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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