Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Dipper was mixing chemicals, he pauses. "Huh, let's see... He pauses as he reads the journal. "Add a clipping of eye of newt, to the moose extract- He dose that and turns the page. -Only as a last resort, as that might create a demon mold?!" He turns to the chemicals just as they react badly. "Seriously?! Again!? Who writes sentences like-
BOOM!
12 year old Wendy Corduroy and her friend Tambry hear the explosion and run to see if Dipper is alright. They throw open the door- "Dipper! are you-
"GAH!" Screams Dipper as he runs out of the room. His clothes covered in demonic mold! "Their gonna eat my flesh! My precious flesh! Get them off me!" Screamed Dipper as he frantically discarded all his clothes! He turns to the girls!
"Girls! quickly! Did any of that mold get on my skin!?" He screamed.
the girls quickly look him over. "Oh, no! I can see it! It's all disgusting and nasty!" Screamed Wendy suddenly.
"What!? Where!?" Shouts Dipper. "Right there!" Shouts Wendy pointing to his crotch. Dipper looks down at it. "Where!? I don't see anything there!"
Tambry snickers. "I'm not surprised!" And that's when the situation hits Dipper hard...he was naked...in front of two girls...who were clearly making fun of him...
Dipper turned scarlet as he covered himself "Frack both of you." Said Dipper annoyed.
"Oh...I can frack." Said Wendy teasingly. "The question is: is it even possible for you to frack?"
"I'm going with NO." Said Tambry. "At least, that's viral consensus on all the millions of hits on all the pictures I just sent."
"YOU DID WHAT!?" Screamed Dipper. "Oh, hey! Your already a meme!" Exclaimed Tambry as she showed a picture of Dipper looking down at his crotch saying 'I don't see anything there'.
An embarrassed Dipper tried to ignore the girls laughing as he tries to walk back to his room with some dignity- which proved impossible when Wendy slapped his rear.
Wendy chuckles as she watches Dipper walk away. "I tell you, I feel bad for whatever girl he ends up with."
Tambry smirks. "So you feel sorry for yourself." Now it was Wendy's turn to be embarrassed. "Shut up Tambry!" She hissed quietly...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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