Tales of the falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

…...Responses...

RasenganFin: with a name like that, how can I not? heh. heh...seriously though, I like to think I'm staying true to his character and giving a good Aesop on how not to stick to the stereotypical views of being a man, and focusing on love, loyalty, perseverance, courage, and wisdom is what makes a true man. Also, do you have any story suggestions you'd like to submit?

MysterD47:...nope, sorry, I just can't do it. I'm a weird guy with an even stranger mindset and thought process. I'll do everything else that you want, I won't mention Wendy at all, I won't even mention it's a clone, if you want to think of it as an AU where Dipper got his wish and was named Tyrone, that's fine...but I just can't do it...unless...would you be okay if Dipper had been in a relationship with Wendy...but then she died? And Pacifica was the rebound? I might be willing to do it then.

imperialwar1234: Thank you, yes it was...do you have any story suggestions you'd like to submit?

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Dipper jumped down from the tree's! Only a couple more miles! Then he'd slay the multi-bear! His trials would be complete! Then truly he would be a man! Let nothing stop him!

"Uh, dipper?" Asked a confused, familiar voice. Dipper looked around and saw Wendy. "What are you doing?...Actually forget that, what are you wearing?" Asked Wendy feeling more awkward by the second.

It's at that point Dipper very became self-conscious of wearing nothing but a loincloth in front of the girl he liked. Embarrassed, he covered himself.

"Oh...Uh-Stan! Yeah! Stan made me do this! It's...a new promotion for the shack!"

"Oh...okay then." Said a very uncomfortable Wendy...there was only so much you could say when your friend was standing almost-naked in front of you.

A couple more awkward pauses elapsed before Dipper cleared his throat. "Right, so I should get going. See you later!" Shouted Dipper as he quickly ran behind the nearest tree-

RIP!

It was the mother of all awkward silences. Dipper had made it behind the tree, his loincloth had not. It had snagged on a bush near the tree...

After several long, painful minutes of silence. A very flustered Wendy spoke up. "Should I just leave?" "Would you?." Asked a mortified Dipper from behind the tree.

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A couple minutes latter. Dipper was back on the move, and he was pissed!

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Meanwhile, The multi-bear was getting a very bad feeling...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: SERIOUSLY, Why aren't their more dipper V.S. Manliness AU's that involve Wendy? Could someone explain it to me?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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