Tales of the falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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MysterD47: I like the Teen titan one, and also the other link...so that's two more updates...would you like me to do your Beast Boy hypnotized and Beast boy one with nature story ideas? Also, no i meant I like the 'Kisekae' style stories, that's the one involving the forgotten swimsuits and the water polo competition, get more of those(if I haven't already seen them and I REALLY like them) I might give you two updates for them(the possibility goes up if it's part one of a series)

RasenganFin: Sorry about that, this chapter was more of an apology to Barbacar then anything else.

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AN: this story was inspired by GojiraCipher. Give HIS stories a read! Their good!

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A panicky Wendy screamed at the sight of her best friends decapitated head, said head starting to speak didn't help her constitution much either-

ROAR!

Fortunately the sound or roving zombies trying to break in and eat her brain was enough to get her to focus again. Quickly, the head explained that it was clone number 4...and how both he and 3 were captured by an unknown assailant...3 was dragged off elsewhere...and 4 was given immunity to water and Dippers memories up to the point he left Gravity Falls...right before his head was cut off and put into her locker...

CRASH!

Seeing a zombie hand break through the glass, Wendy immediately filed the story under 'weird frak that I'll solve later'. She quickly finds a rope and ties a flustered Dipper 4's head to her waist.

She then picks up the chainsaw, and looks at it amazed. "Wow...is this a timber-master VX blaster? This is the best chainsaw in the world! It's been banned everywhere except Japan! And even their it's restricted only to help girls kill tentecal monsters!"

Wendy got a wicked grin...a grin Dipper had long learned to love...and FEAR.

BOOM!

Even you had to feel sorry for the zombies...the locker room door was in splinters...and the zombies were jelly...just one left over a cowering Tambry.

Tambry screamed as it lunged at her...only for it to scream? Tambry watched amazed as Zombies was emasculated...dick and testicles went flying...then the chainsaw worked up, splitting him up through the middle...the two sides fell opposite ways...reveling a now blood soaked and naked Wendy practically straddling a smoking chainsaw.

"I am so turned on right no- Then Dipper four remembered he had nothing below his waist...or neck anymore. "Dang it." He bemoaned.

Tambry hugged Wendy gratefully. "Thank you Wendy! Here! I found this re rubber one-piece swimsuit in the waist bin before I was attacked! I was going to use it...but you'll probably need it more! As for me...I don't care if I have to streak home! I'm getting out of this mad house.

As Dipper 4 watched a naked Tambry run away, he once more silently bemoaned his 'situation'.

Wendy looked at the swimsuit annoyed, "Great, it's several sizes too small! this would barely fit a 12 year old, let alone me!"

CRASH!

More zombies smashed through the windows- "Then again, beggars can't be choosers." Admitted Wendy as she quickly stretched it on, while keeping the chainsaw motor running...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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