Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Guest: dude, get out of my head.
Superior Tennyson: you got it!
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AN: happy 100th!
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"And winning the noble prize for quantum supernatural mechanics for the seventh year in a row- like their was ever any doubt -Dipper Pines!" Shouted the speaker of the Noble Prize Ceremony.
a forty year old Dipper Pines happily climbs up to the stage, shakes the speakers hand and accepts the reward. "Why Dipper, I must say you've REALLY cleaned us out tonight! You must be ecstatic!" Exclaimed the speaker enthusiastically.
Dipper chuckled. "Easy for you to say, I need to carry all this stuff to my car!" Everyone laughed as Dipper pointed out the two ton box of awards he'd won that night.
The speaker also laughed. "Yes...quite. My Dipper...you've had such a grand and prominent career! Discovering the lost continent of Zealandia, making first contact with an actual alien race...then killing that entire race when it tried to kill us!...all in one day no less!"
Dipper smirked. "Oh, that? That wasn't anything spectacular...sorting out the love triangle in my life- THAT was a challenge." Everyone laughed at that, Dipper Pines was infamous for having the hearts of two special girls...then resolving the love triangle by creating a clone of himself!"
Said girls were happily applauding along in the V.I.P. seats. A happily pregnant Wendy Corduroy whooped and hollered, while Pacifica Northwest made out with Tyrone Pines...
Dipper raised the Trophy high in the air and smiled. "This is my life...everything is going great...taking Ford's apprenticeship was the best move I ever made!"
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Deep inside the Peidmount institute for the cloudcuckoolanders...Mable Pines wept at the sight of the TV that showed her former brother...she petted her morbidly obese pig Waddles...her last true friend in the world...well aside from her fifty cats of course.
"If Dipper had just been a minute slower...or if I'd handed that rift thingie to blendin a minute quicker...we'd still be together!" Wept Mable as she remembered once again the day that Dipper had stopped her deal with blendin, berated her for trying to throw the whole town into a time-loop without their consent for her own selfish reasons...and declaring that he had been considering turning Ford down...but now he was going to accept his apprenticeship for sure!
Mable just wept and wept...
The orderlie outside just shook his head at the whole sight. "If their's a sight more sadder then a co-dependent that's lost their enabler...I haven't seen it." And with that he shrugs and walks away into the night...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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