Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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AN: This story was inspired by GojiraCipher. Give his stories a read! Their good!
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"Uh...are you girls seeing this?" Asked a confused Pacifica doll as she waddled near the group. "I see it...still working on believing it." Admitted a still naked Dipper. The other two girls could only dumbly stare and nod as well...
They'd made it to the train station...only to find it full of walking, talking Russian stacking dolls of various sizes.
Dipper turned to Grenda and Candy, "I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume this place isn't always like this?" He asked flatly.
The girls shook their heads, "No, I've been here dozens of times and it's usually full of ordinary people." Said Candy. "Yeah, I was here yesterday for taffy! What happened?" Asked a confused Grenda.
Suddenly a train conductor doll waddles up to them, "What 'happened' is a rather rude man in a business suite kidnapped us from our home dimension, slaughtered the previous inhabitants of the station, and threatened to harm us if we don't 'stick to the script' -and before you ask, no it wasn't Bill."
Dipper's eyes widened, "How'd you know I was going to ask-
"I didn't, HE did. And he told me to say that...in any case...your first mission is to get force us conductors out of the lounges and then get the clocks working so we conductors can synchronize our schedules and get the train leaving to your next destination!"
Dipper nodded..and he had an idea...all these dolls...they were for stacking...
"Pacifica, I have an idea for what we need to do, it might sound crazy...but waddle to a doll that's one size larger than you and try to hop into him."
Pacifica looked at him weird...but nodded, she trusted Dipper. She waddled over to a small urchin doll coughing out coal dust and focused on doing what Dipper said and-
clack!
And suddenly she was the doll! Some quick experimenting showed that she could 'stack her way into larger dolls...and each doll had it's own special talent.
First lounge it was a simple matter of stacking into a repair man to dismantle the fan and allow them entrance. They were in the middle of formulating a plan when the maitre d' spotted Dipper's nudity.
"AN PERVERTED DEVIANT! THE MOOD IS RUINED! EVERYBODY OUT!" He shouts as he forces everyone out of the Lounge...and had Dipper beaten up by the annoyed crowd.
The girls felt guilty- What with the fact they'd been sabotaging and hindering him from getting dressed at all -so they agreed that enough is enough and to buy him clothes...unfortunately-
"No clothes, no service!"
"Wait. Let me get this straight...you won't sell him clothes because he's not wearing clothes?" Asked an incredulous Pacifica.
"No clothes, no service!"
"Look, we're wearing clothes! He'll wait outside! We'll buy for him!"
"No clothes, no service!"
The girls angrily torched the mans shop...which was cathartic...but unfortunately destroyed all the clothes too...Leaving Dipper stuck as he was...The girls quickly apologized and swore to make it up to him.
They tried to pull the same trick on the second lounge but the second maitre d' proved smarter, he simply had them tossed out- after Dipper was beaten -without clearing everyone else out.
Much to Pacifica's annoyance, she's forced to 'stack' the Widow Chasity...to seduce the guard away from the lounge entrance. "This is humiliating and degrading...but it worked!" Thinks Pacifica as she takes advantage of the distracted guard to 'stack' him and use his status to allow EVERYONE inside.
UNINVITED RIFF-RAFF! EVERYBODY OUT! The irate maitre d' kicks everyone- including the second conductor -out.
Sadly the third lounge guard is too disciplined for this to work a second time, so a disgusted Pacifica is force to stack one 'Meriwhether Malador'...a 'unique' doll with the unfortunate ability to-
FART!
"THIS LOUNGE IS PUTRID! EVERYBODY OUT!"
"I'm going to need SOOOO many baths after this." Said Pacifica with a shudder.
After getting the hang of all this, winding the three clocks was fairly easy. They had a doll with a 'firm handshake'- what dose that even mean?- to wind one. Stacked a pigeon doll to fly to another clock to wind it. The third required them stacking a conductor and get him to 'literally' blow his top. And use the updraft to allow balloon boy to ride up to the third clock to wind it.
The conductors reward the four by giving them joint ownership of the train station and all the trains their.
The foursome happily celebrate as they take the train headed for the next stage in their journey...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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