Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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It all started with a newspaper article...
WIN THE CHANCE FOR THE ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME! AND 1,000,000$!
"I'M SOLD!" Shouts Grunkle Stan as he drags Dipper, Mable, Soos and Wendy from the Mystery Shack...
…...A little later...
"Did the usher see us?" Whispered Stan as they snuck into the theater. "Nah, he's still fishing for us under the candy counter!" Reassured Wendy.
They quickly sat down as the show started. A man walks onto the stage. "Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! Devotees of the bizarre and uncanny! Allow me to introduce myself! My name is monsieur paperweight!"
"Wow, his parents must've REALLY hated him." Whispered Stan.
-I bear great tidings!" Continued Paperweight. "An earth-shattering archeological discovery of epic proportions! My friends! I present to you; THE SPUNX!"
Right on que, a the giant stone cow descended from the ceiling. "Meh, I've seen better." Stated Grunkle Stan unimpressed.
"It is said that it will yield it's secrets to one who's powers are equal to SAMUNMAX himself!" He then turns to address the crowd directly. "Might YOU be that favored individual?"
"Could we cut to the chase already!? I'm a busy man, you know!" The Mystery Shack gang turns to the only other group of people in an otherwise deserted theater.
Grunkle Stan groans. "Great, just what we need...the Northwests." "Grunkle Stan, you know those people?" Asks Mable. "Unfortunately." Stated Stan as he looked over to where Preston northwest, his daughter and a dozen cronies sat.
Paperweight sighed. "Fine...Bottom Line: solve the Riddle and I'll give you the location of SAMUNMAX tomb in Gravity Falls, come back with the Devil's Toy Box, You get your reward."
Preston Northwest nodded in mock understanding. "Right...I see...And what exactly is stopping my 'associates' from beating you up until you cough up the location and then steal the Treasure for myself?" Asked Preston as all several dozen of his burly henchmen bring out their weapons-
ZAP!
Only for them all to blown to chunks and splatter the Mystery gang, Preston, and Pacifica with blood and gore.
"THAT is what's stopping you, good Sir." Stated Paperweight as he blew out the smoke emanating from the hand he just cast lightning.
His smile quickly returns. "So anyway, who wants to try first?" Asks Paperweight as his audience vomits and cries...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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