Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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NyaNyaKittyFace: (sigh) yes...I did too...but I'm boycotting it now that after the ...I think it was the 'forty thousand year virgin' story? In any case...I can't in good conscious watch it anymore and I advise others to do likewise(this should in NO way be perceived as a flame, it's a free country and you may do as you wish)
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Slenderman flipped through the 'Journal 3: Darklight edition'. "Okay, the thing with Dipper was funny...but a bit of a ripoff at the same time! I wanted the twins to spill more secrets dang it!" He shakes his head as he turns to look at the Invisible Wizard...who's repulsive form was what was making the barfing fairies...well, barf.
"Wow...I really backed the wrong horse...this guy is pathetic!" He sighs, and looks through the journal again... "Oh, well...wasn't a total loss..this book has given me some ideas...and you can still be of use to me!" He hands him an Axe, he then snaps his fingers to retcon the universe...Again...
"The spawn of the one who did this to you...she's at this address...you know what do?" The invisible wizard gleefully nodded...and then ran...right into a tree.
Slenderman slapped his forehead annoyed. "Right...this is going to take awhile...ah nuts to it, I'll just have some fun with Dipper! That's always good for a laugh."
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Dipper was...uneasy being back here in the bunker...not only did he nearly die here...but it's also the place where he got his heart broken...now that he thought of it...the bunker had been a huge turning point in his Summer...if you didn't count the invisible writing in the journal...it was the first time he made an REAL effort of finding out the secrets of the author...not to mention got ride of the one continuous sit-com element in his life...pinning For Wendy...
He sighed, just his luck that he'd fall in love with an impossible girl...an amazing girl...and now here he was...again...with ANOTHER girl...
Dipper just shook his head, and the opened up his evening wear a bit- "GAH! This suite is TOO hot here! I'm broiling! I need to get back in my regular clothes...then I can think..."
He begins to undress...then sniffs himself...he was rank! He goes to the decontamination shower and starts to shower there...Once more Dipper couldn't help but remember the last time he was here...trapped with Wendy...nearly KILLED with Wendy...because he wouldn't tell her his feelings...AND...now that he thought about it...because Mable couldn't take the situation seriously... Thought Dipper suddenly...right as a shadow invisibly whispered in his ear...
"Huh...you know...I was too busy focusing on how it was MY fault...and being heartbroken at the time...I didn't think about Mable's part in this...putting aside the fact she had no business butting into my personal life...well, if the fact that we were in a horror movie cliche creepy survivalist bunker wasn't a big enough 'tip off' that now wasn't the time for her to goof off and split the party up...then the weird ruin-riddled death trap that nearly crushed us to dearth should have been!"
Thought Dipper irritably...then another thought occurred to him, "Wait...why didn't Wendy back me up when I was trying to convince Mable of the monster's existence? Yeah, Mable wouldn't have taken just me seriously, but with Wendy backing me up...but she didn't...she just turned to me and asked me to tell her my secret to get Mable to let us out- in fairness I SHOULD have just done that -but why did she say nothing to Mable...it doesn't make any-
"Dipper! Where are you?!" Dipper was wrenched from his thoughts as he heard a very FEMALE and CLOSE sounding Pacifica. Dipper naturally panicked, he turned around quickly to get out of the shower and dressed-
BANG!
Dipper bit down a curse as he turned around too fast and bashed his shin on the door...which caused it to shut...locking him in...Dipper pailed and frantically jiggled the lock...to no avail...he briefly toyed with going the other way...but immediately discarded that thought, no way he was going ANYWHERE near the shapeshifter...frozen or no...
Which left only one option...
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Pacifica looked around the place confused...and more then a little scared...this looked like the place you sent horror movie extras to die...and she was very well aware that the valley forge stereotype's were usually the first to go thank you!
She'd fallen asleep as Dipper had been carrying her out of the mansion...between this freaky atmosphere and the bruises given by her father still fresh...she REALLY needed a comforting hug right now.
She didn't give a thought that that meant Dipper...she welcomed it really! She frantically looked all over for him calling his name-
"Pacifica...are you out their?" Paciifca's eye's widened, "Dipper? Where are you!?" "I'm behind the door in front of you, it's locked on my end and I need you to pen it, but before you do-
But Pacifica was already running to the door halfway through the sentence, and flung the door open- Now as you could guess...this was bad news for Dipper...but not just for the reason you'd think. See in addition to being naked, his shin had been still hurting so he'd leaned on the door to take pressure off it and so-
RIP!
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Dipper was stunned...in his hand he clutched the fabric which had once covered pacifica's chest...a chest that he now saw had been covered with FAKE breasts to conceal Pacifica's...freakishly flat chest.
Pacifica, didn't notice at first...she was busy staring down at dipper's freakishly small dick...and then the situation hit her...and she screamed...
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Meanwhile, another girl was screaming...although it wasn't a scream of terror...as it was a corduroy battlecry...
"Take this you invisible freak!" Shouted a boxers/undershirt wearing red-head as she went axe-to-Axe with the invisible wizard...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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