Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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AN: This story was inspired by GojiraCipher. Give his stories a read! Their good!
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Fortunately, a summer of nightmares throwing everything it could and the kitchen sink at him, gave Dipper a high threshold for pain. He was up and about in a minute or two.
"Uhhhh...Dipper? Are you sure your okay?" Asked Ivy. "Never better." Said Dipper stiffly as he stifled a tear.
"Dipper...your genitals are smoking...and I'm pretty sure your missing half a testicle." Stated Maize concerned.
Dipper sighed and turned to the three girls, "Look, do anyone of you know this area like me?" "Uh, well no-
"Do you want to stay out in the open for monsters to eat you longer then necessary?" "Well, no-
"If you have a better way to find shelter, by all means, say so?...if not, be quite, let me do what I'm best at, AND STOP STARING AT MY MUTILATED JUNK!"
All three girls look away embarrassed, for indeed that was what they'd been doing-
FWOOM!
Which became even harder to NOT do when a fire ball smacked him in his already degraded 'area'. "OH COME ON!" Hollered Dipper in pain as he tried to put out the fire.
"you can't get me! You can't get me! HA! HA! HA! HA!" Laughed a fire imp as it danced and cartwheeled around them, taunting them as it started to throw more fireballs at them. All girls screamed as their clothes too began to burst into flames and they frantically tired to put them out-
BOOM!
Suddenly the imp exploded, the kids turned to their savior in gratitude...only to pale in horror, for standing before them was a mountain of a frighteningly hideous man, armed to the teeth, surrounded by even uglier thugs. D. Caste Raider smirked as he blew out the smoke of his 20-barrel shotgun.
"Hey kiddies...shall we play a game?"
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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