Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

...responses...

Guest: Better, I'd have to tweak it a bit...but this is definitely the start of a good story.

Superior Tennyson: Actually...I'm sorta already doing that in 'Friendship-ISN'T magic?' story.

Wolfang21: Thanks

The Howling Behemoth: discussed on PM, thank you

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Slanderman smirked as he once more assumed his 'Slipper' persona and led Mable into a government building. "Dipper, why are we here?" Asked Mable confused to her 'brother'.

'Dipper' smirked, "I've found a potential lead on the author...but it's inside government records. So while I hack the database you create a diversion."

Mable squealed excitedly, "Oh! This is a caper! Like in the movies!" "Speaking of movies, have you ever seen 'man on fire'?" Asked Slipper as he took out a lighter.

"Oh! Is that the one where they- And like that, Slipper had set Mable on fire.

GAH! GAH! SWEET BUNYAN NO! I COULDN'T BE IN MORE PAIN!"

Screamed Mable as she flailed about ablaze, everyone's attention was naturally on her...allowing Dipper to slip to the computer undetected...

He quickly searched the database, "Ah! There it is! This lead DOSE look promising. Now to just print out the intel- He quickly types in the command...only for it to beep negatively?

"L-5 error?"

MOMMY HELP ME I BURN! I BURN!

Screams Mable as frantic people throw a blanket over her to smother the flames..for a moment..she's fine..then-

FWOOM!

The blanket is consumed and the fires on Mable are somehow even MORE agonizingly painful then they were before!

"So I've restarted the printer." Explained Slipper to the tech support guy over the phone. "I'm standing by the printer, i'm walking to the computer, I'm at the computer, I'm typing in the command code to print- BEEP! -No, L-5 error again." States Slipper Baffled.

MY BONES! MY BONES ARE MELTING! SOMEONE KILL ME!

Shouts Mable just as someone dumps a water cooler on her...for a moment..she's free..then-

SPARK

SPARK

SPARK!

And like that, she's on fire again!

"Well, if the printer won't work. We can just re-route it to another printer." Explained the tech-support guy as he physically worked the computer while Slipper watched-

Beep! "No, L-5 error again...so it's not the printer." Observed Slipper. "Strange." Stated the tech support dude as he scratched his chin puzzled. "Of course, you could always just copy the information down with a pen and paper." He points out.

Slipper chuckles, "Technology, huh? One step forward, two steps back. Am I right?" He says with a smile as he copies the info down.

The tech support guy also chuckles, "Hey, keeps me in business." He says in a good-natured fashion. "That it dose, that it dose." Responds Slipper playfully.

He then walks past a frazzled Mable who's FINALLY been put out...she quickly follows him...she chuckles nervously. "Heh, heh...hey Dipper...bro...you knew I would survive that...right?"

Slipper just walked out the door without a passing glance or response.

...I'm just going to assume yes and preserve the friendship." Says Mable finally...

No one sees Slenderman exit Dipper body laughing...and turning to the readers...

May all our stories end so well! Until next time!

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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