After a long day of shopping at the fashion mall, my clown brigade and I decided it was time to go home.
We started crossing a very busy highway and I had to pull Arthur fleck by the shirt backwards so he didn't get hit by the dumpster truck that zoomed past us. Jared Leto flipped off the driver.
We finally crossed the highway and I started counting heads. Everyone was here except for….Pennywise!
I looked back and he was on a gurney in a hospital gown in the middle of busy 90mph traffic. It was time to give birth!
"It's happening everyone!" I yelled as I rushed past the cars into the middle of the fray. My clowns followed me like little ducks do to mother ducks.
"Breathe Pennywise! Breathe and push!" I yell as Pennywise crushes my hand in his grip.
Suddenly I felt a surge of electricity jolt through my body and looked down to pennywise' hand, who was wearing a hand buzzer.
"Gotcha—AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed.
"You can do it Pennywise!" Heath Ledger yells.
"Have this baby!" Jared Leto yells as he jerks it in the corner.
I can hear honking coming Pennywise's swollen clown belly. A long jumbo clown shoe starts to appear, and then another! The shoes had a glossy sheen, that of a refined man, possibly from a tv adaptation of the book IT.
"No!" All my clown lovers yell in unison. "It's coming out feet first!" I see two large clown feet appear. The clown shoes are very large, even adult sized, and they must be very painful to get out.
"One more push Pennywise!" I cheer.
Pennywise couldn't take it anymore and went into a frenzy, He tugged at the restraints on the gurney and bit off my arm in a pain-filled rage with his many teeth.
Pennywise grips my hand hard in pain as he pushes again, and Arthur fleck comes and offers him some pills.
"Want some pills, pal?" Arthur asks.
"You're a cheap slut." Pennywise hisses with an evil giggle.
Suddenly Papawise (Tim Curry Pennywise) came in!
"Hello useless son!" He slurred drunkenly. He pulled out a scotch bottle and took a long drink. "Want some drink to wash your troubles away?"
"Get out of here!" I yelled, "My clown lover is trying to give birth over here!"
"I don't want your ale, you dumb street whore." Pennywise giggled.
Papawise glared at Pennywise. "You'll regret that." He slurred and slipped out the door.
As I studied the baby that was emerging I realized that the clown shoes were at least size twenty, and the legs that were coming out were adult size as well. He was giving birth to a full grown clown!
With the question still in the air of who the father was, I could only speculate as to what happened to lead to Pennywise birthing a full clown hunk of clown clown.
Bob Gray drove by, hanging out of his taxi with bowls of clam chowder in both hands.
"Want a slurp?" He asked oldly. He honked his taxi loudly as he rushed by at eighty miles per hour.
It was stressing Pennywise out and I grew nervous for his safety.
"Stop that!" I yelled. "Your endangering the baby!"
Pennywise gave one final push and the baby was born!
It was… a full grown clown! Everyone gasped as the newly birthed clown stood up beside his mother Pennywise.
He was sexy and white, he had a red clown nose, a sexy clown wig that I had seen in my dreams, and a clownish outfit!
It was… Papawise!
We all cooed over the cute Papwise and swaddled him in a blanket. His eyes were strangely red and we filled a baby bottle with scotch just for him.
It was hard to hold him since he was full grown, but Pennywise and I held him like a baby in his parents loving arms.
There were loud beeps and yells at us from the drivers who had to swerve around us.
Amidst the traffic and chaos, there was love.