Run away train never looking back. Run away train down that one way track. Bada-bada-ba. Danananana.
Pennywise was quickly running out of oxygen as he floated spread eagle among the stars. He could see bill down on earth, smirking, like he was proud of the work he'd done. He could see bill still holding the red eject button that he had pressed which sent pennywise careening up into the clouds and beyond.
Bob Gray floated past with a steaming cauldron of clam chowder in both hands. He smelled strangely of syrup. It was corn syrup.
"Wanna slurp of my homeade award-winning vegan fda approved chowder?"
Pennywise gasped animatedly and mustered all the in his lungs to respond. He used the last of his air to say:
"SLUT."
And then he blacked out.
Pennywise awoke to the taste of syrup on his lips. He opened his eyes to see Bob Gray's form inches from his own.
Bob gray's aged loafers, dusty overalls, and yellowed shirt had crystallizing from the vaccuum of space.
Droplets of chowder floated amongst them.
Bob Gray floated over to pennywise and put a hand on his shoulder.
"Ye almost died of consumption, bruddah."
Pennywise shoved Bob's hand off of him harshly, and since there was no gravity, shot him through space so much that bob had flames shooting off him like a meteor.
Jared leto had a successful day of dumpster diving and was looking up at the sky with his gold teeth and face tattoos. He laid back in the trash and looked up at the sky.
"Look a shooting star!" Jared Leto said, unaware that Bob Gray was currently turning into another one of god's stars.
Pennywise was left alone once more in the cold vacuum of space, with nothing but bob's clam chowder cauldron and his thoughts.
Suddenly a clown looking akin to pennywise in an astronaut suit floated up to pennywise.
He had a feminist book tucked under each arm.
"Ever taken a gender studies class?" Dennywise demanded angrily.
"Who're you!?" Pennywise asked.
"My name's Dennywise and I'm here to say,
That disprespecting woman is never the way,
Women are beautiful women are smart
If you say slut again I might just shart!"
Pennywise crinkled his nose. "Street whore..."
Pennywise socked Dennywise directly in the face as hard as he could sending Dennywise careening backwards into the sun.
There was a soft "pff" as Dennywise turned into just another crater on the surface of the giant star.
Dennywise's life was short and sweet.
Once again Pennywise was alone, to know fault of his own, he thought.
A women's study book floated into him, and pennywise flipped to the 69th page.
He was now woke.
Pennywise stepped hard on the gas in his 2019 black jaguar, and flew back to earth.
He landed in an area unkown to him and hopped on the first train he found...
TO BE CONTINUED!