This is a funny idea I had. Takes place after Ichigo got his powers back, again. Enjoy
It was another beautiful day in Karakura town as Ichigo was just walking around. He finally got his powers back after almost a year and a half. Not to mention his friends and family were back to normal. His sisters, Tatsuki, Keigo, Mizuro, Orihime and Chad apologized for what they did. Ikumi had the least spiritual awareness, so she just chalked it up to a weird dream.
As Ichigo walked, he got tackled, resulting in him landing on his side, a small crack forming on his substitute soul reaper badge.
"Oi! Give us your money!" barked a punk looking boy, near his age, with a couple others standing behind him as two others pinned Ichigo. "Do it and we might let you walk away."
"Ah geez, you'd think some people would learn when not to pick a fight," Ichigo said. "Let's get this over with."
Ichigo twisted his hip slightly to kick the one on his right from behind before proceeding to shoot up, causing the one that was holding his left side to stumble backwards.
He cracked his knuckles and gave a smirk. "Don't blame me when it hurts."
"Ha! You wanna fight? Get him boys! Show this shit head w-AH!" the leader was cut off, Ichigo lunging and slamming his fist against the guy's nose, knocking him backwards before he lunged at the nearest guy, the rest of them caught off guard.
"So you guys want some more? 'Cause I'm just getting warmed up."
"W-w-we'll remember this, bastard!" the leader said with a bloody nose as he ran off crying with his cronies following.
"Tch, running after that tiny bit." Ichigo reached into his pocket to see his badge cracked. "Damn, that doesn't look good. Better get Urahara to look at it."
With that he headed off to where Hat n Clogs lived, grumbling on letting his bad get damaged.
He soon reached the Urahara shop, where Ururu and Jinta were sweeping the entrance. Ichigo noticed how they changed since he last saw them.
"Oh, Ichigo, long time no see," Ururu said.
"Hey carrot, nice of ya to show," Jinta said. "What, too good to see us?"
"Good to see you guys too. Actually I need to see Hat N Clogs. He around?"
As if on cue, the man walked outside.
"Well, well, Ichigo, so glad you stopped by. Whatcha need?"
"Well, uh..." Ichigo showed Kisuke his badge. After about 30 seconds later...
"How did you break it?!"
"Well, see it was in my pocket when these guys jumped me, and I guess I kinda... landed on it? BesidesI wouldn'tsay it's broken. More cracked?"
"Ah, geez, Ichigo. Come on inside, and I'll see what I can do. Can I offer you some candy while you wait?"
"Do I look like I have a sweet tooth?"
Ichigo have an annoyed look with Kisuke looking up behind his fan.
"Well strawberries are kinda juicy, so I'd figure you'd jump at free sweets." he smiled.
"Do I look like I'm in the mood for jokes?" Ichigo said. "Just fix my badge."
"Anyone care for strawberry pie?" Tessai asked as he walked out with a freshly baked pie.
Five minutes later, Ichigo was eating a slice of pie. He hated giving people more reason to tease him, but he was not one to turn down free pie.
"Hmm...hmm...ah..." Kisuke let out while looking the badge over under a magnifying glass near a table.
"Seriously I'm amazed this hasn't already broken, considering what you put it through as the focus of your fullbring. Unfortunately yours is the first functional one I've ever seen, and while it seems mostly undamaged, we need to make sure it's functioning properly."
"Basement?"
"Basement." So they went down the huge basement. "Okay, Ichigo, just turn into a soul reaper."
"Fine." Ichigo put his badge against his chest. When he tried to press it against himself though, he stayed where he was. "Huh? What the-? Oh, man, I really broke it, haven't I?"
"Try again."
Ichigo tried again, same as before.
"Oh, come on! Why! Won't! You! Work?!"
Ichigo slammed it against his chest, and as he did, a large explosion occured.
It caused a cloud to cover Ichigo, making Kisuke avert his face.
"Ichigo!"
"I am adequete, Urahara," Ichigo said, but his tone sounded like a British accent. Urahara got a closer and found Ichigo wearing a green shihasho and... glasses?
"Adequete my ass! I almost got killed by Urahara's crazyness!" Urahara saw another Ichigo but in red.
"Let's all be friends and hug it out!" a pink Ichigo said.
"What the heck is going on here?" Jinta shouted.
"Ooh, teddybears, cute," an indigo-colored Ichigo said from underneath Ururu.
Ururu screamed as she tried to kick the peeping Ichigo.
"I believe I shall go and see about any fair maidens," a purple colored Ichigo said.
"Wait, stop, don't-" Urahara tried to say but four blurs got past him. Only the green stayed. "Why are you still here?"
"Someone has to stay here and help you to explain to everyone."
"Right. Tessai, make the call."
"On it." spoke the tall man whipping out a cell phone and dialing in some numbers.
15 minutes later, we see Uryu Ishida, Orihime Inoue, Yasatora Sado(or Chad to his friends) and Rukia Kuchiki enter the underground area of the Urahara shop.
"What's the emergency, Urahara?" Uryu asked.
"Ah, thank you all four your expediency everyone," Ichigo said, but everyone was confused by his tone.
They saw Ichigo wearing trifocul glasses. They all started laughing at how they looked on him, but after a few seconds of laughter Orihime noticed something. Ichigo wasn't getting angry.
"Uh, Ichigo?"
"Yes Orihime?"
"Why aren't you getting mad at us laughing?" Orihime asked.
"Because that would be the red one."
Everyone had confused looks on their faces.
"Uh, the red one?" Chad asked.
"Allow me to elaborate. Earlier this day, I was enjoying a leisurely walkabout when a group of ne'erdowells attempted to abscond with mine monetary collection. Of course I gave them a fine smashing, I did. However the initial tumble I took caused the combat pass issued to me by Captain Jushiro Ukitake to become cracked. Henceforth I brought it to former captain and head of the department of research and development, Kisuke Urahara, to ensure everything was in working order."
All three stared at him, caught off guard by the accent and grammar with Kisuke fanning himself.
"See the issue we have on our hands?"
"When Ichigo tried to use his badge to become a soul reaper, he ended up splitting into five. Each one is a part of himself. In fact, Sir Midosaki of Karakura is-"
"Just because I am not the angry one doesn't mean I don't get annoyed."
"Anyway, Midosaki-you know because he's green- is Ichigo's intelligence, the part that keeps his grades up despite being a soul reaper as well as the ability to analyze and make strategic decisions."
"I'm surprised Kurosaki had one." remarked Uryu adjusting his glasses.
"Your snarky attitude does nothing to hide your own lack of self satisfaction Ishida."
Everyone started snickering at Uryu getting smoked like that.
"Now everyone let us not forget the situation at hand. There are four more of myself we must collect if we are to be restored to normal."
"Right. Will we be taking breaks for tea and crumpets, govnur?" Rukia joked with a bad British accent. Ichigo chopped Rukia on the head. "Hey, what was that for?"
"As stated before I do not get mad, but I can get annoyed."
"So what other Ichigo's are there?" Chad asked.
"Well there would be the red angry side, the pink happy side, the purple passionate side, and the indigo perverted side."
"Ichigo with a passion side? That's a joke, right?" Rukia asked.
"No, Rukia, it is not. Also, Urahara has done some analysis and discovered that if my five selves are not reunited with my body soon, I shall likely die."
"YOU SHOULD HAVE LED WITH THAT!" the Ichi-gang shouted.
"How long does Ichigo have?" Orihime asked.
"By our estimates, approximately four hours and forty minutes."
"Aren't you going to help, Kur-Midosaki?"
"Unfortunately due to my soul becoming divided, I am unable to re-enter my body." He shook his head. "So it's up to you my friends, and Ishida, to ensure I come together, or say your goodbyes for the last time."
What do you mean 'and Ishida'? Don't forget aside from Rukia, I was the only one not under Tsukishima's influence!"
"Very well, my friends...and Uryu!"
"THAT'S IT!"
"Don't worry Ichigo, we'll get the rest of you back," Orihime said as Chad held back Uryu.
"Good luck, everyone."
"We should split up to find all the Ichigos," Rukia said. "If anyone finds Angry Ichigo, call for back-up."
"Right!"
With that, all of them split up and rushed off.
so who do you guys think should go for each-igo? seriously though. I want one of the girls to deal with the pervy one. I leave it to you all to choose who goes after who.