Meanwhile, at Pinkie Lancer's small apartment between Sandy Shores and Los Santos she is seen having a party at new years eve. More of a christmas party as she was away on the actual day. Present is her brother Lazlow, Sachi and her boyfriend Jeremy, and even Lily Palmer showed up, she was visiting someone in the apartment and Sachi invited her in, as they met many times. The others, other than maybe Lazlow, didn't know her, but her fun personality quickly became popular.
Lazlow is wearing a red and white santa hat over a red button up shirt tucked into black dress pants with a brown belt. Though most of the others had ugly sweaters, like Sally, Sachi oftebn wears a backwards hat in my verison. Least sometimes, no where near as regularly as Sally. Sachi seems to have light blonde hair, much like Pinkie's Mexican cowgirl friend Sadie Amber. Seras has a much darker blonde.
"So what are my options again?" Jeremy asked as everyone's gathered around for a gift exchange/White Elephant Party. It's actually Packie McCreary who brought on the game, he and Pinkie are close friends by now.
"Okay, so you can either steal one of the gifts, or you can open one of the still wrapped ones around the table.'' Packie explained.
"Well as much as I want to steal that nerf cyber hoop, I think I'll open one." Jemery replied, eyeing a huge box in the middle of the coffee table.
''Whaaat?!, why would you do that?" Lazlow asked, unintentionally making himself look very suspicious.
''Only problem is.. Which one do I choose.'' Jeremy thought out loud.
''The big one looks promising.'' Lily said, wearing a gray sweater with a big Santa face, pointing at an unopened box with blue paper with little snowmen on it.
''Yeah I was thinking that two.'' Jeremy said excitedly.
"Oh, I can almost guarantee there's nothing in there," Lazlow said, rather quickly and defensively at that.
"Oh come on, maybe it's an xbox or something" Pinkie chuckled.
''Oh don't be silly aunt Pinkie, the limit was like 20 dollars." Sachi replied.
"Yeah sis, shut the fuck up!" Lazlow cried, leaving a small uncomfortable silence.
"Jeremy, think about it.. The best gifts.. Come in small packages" Lazlow insisted.
"Hmm.. You're right" Jeremy said, grabbing the smallest present. But it turns out to be just some gum.
"Oh.. Sweet" Jeremy said sarcastically.
''Dude that's the limited addition one.'' Packie said excitedly, leaning up and pointing at the cover. Clearly he bought it.
''Yeah, I.. Hope nobody steals my gum.'' Jeremy said in a deadpan tone.
"Your turn Lazlow." Packie said.
"Cool, I'll take the big one," Lazlow said.
''But you just said...'' Jeremy started.
"Yeah, but you got gum. So I was clearly wrong."
''The best gum.'' Packie insisted.
"Yeah this is the limited edition candy cane mint.. I would totally steal this'' Jeremy insisted, though not sounding overly confident about it.
"Jay, I ain't stealing your gum dude, relax" Lazlow said.
Lazlow opens the box.
"Sweet!.. An XBox!" Lazlow cried, revealing it's an X-BoxOne.
"What the fuck?!'' Packie cried, the kids being old enough he's free to swear away.
''What th- The limit was like 20 dollars" Pinkie said.
"I know right! But as they say, when life gives you lemons..." Lazlow laughed.
''It gives you an XBox?'' Sachi asked, confused.
"Right?! Crazy!" Lazlow laughs.
''Whatever, Pink your turn.'' Packie said.
"Sweet, I'll steal the xbox then" Pinkie said, grabbing it from Lazlow.
"What!? You can't do that, can she do that!?" Lazlow cried nervously.
"Yes.. But on the bright side it's your turn again" Packie said.
"Then I'll steal it back," Lazlow said.
"No, no, you can't steal a gift that's just been stolen from you." Sachi said.
Grumbling, Lazlow opened a present to find a Jacob's latter.
"What the fuck is this?" Lazlow said annoyedly and childishly.
"Jacob's ladder silly, you take it you flip it and it makes that little clicking sound, it's fun" Sachi said, hinting at being the buyer of it.
"Really, can I play Righteous Slaughter on it?" Lazlow snarked angrily, sounding like a pouting child while moving the the thing up and down letting it make clicking sounds.
''No but you can take it from the bottom and it just never stops clicking.'' Sachi said, with some cute excitement.
Lazlow flips the toy around to make more clicking sounds, with an annoyed expression.
''Yeah, really. Really neat.'' Lazlow groaned before violently slamming it down and stands up screaming ''THIS IS BULLSHIT!"
''Whoa whoa, chill.'' Jeremy and Packie both say.
''GIVE ME THE XBOX!"
"Wha- No!" Pinkie cried.
"THAN FUCK YOU!" Lazlow screamed.
"The gums stil-"
"FUCK YOU TWO JEREMY!" Lazlow screamed, flipping him off.
''Heyhey lets just calm down.'' Lily insisted.
''Shut up lesbo.'' Lazlow growled, in kind of a homophobic tone two, even though he actually likes Lily.
''Hey.'' Packie growled as he stood up but Sachi pushes him back down.
''No, Palmer's right, let's just get some drinks, come back later.'' Pinkie said.
''Whatever.'' Lazlow cried, taking a overdramatic first step on his way to the kitchen. Pinkie just facepalms.
''I don't know why you still put up with him, he's not even your real brother.'' Sachi said once Lazlow's gone.
''Principle, I guess.'' Pinkie replied.
Honestly though, I kinda love Lazlow.. He's way more of a comedic villain than Ivory or Francis.. And frankly he doesn't really do much besides just be a jerk to people..