Ghoul Instructor Naruto
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NarutoxHarem
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''You want me to WHAT!?" Naruto cried out as the red haired busty Succubus suggested he do something highly inappropriate to help demonstrate something during her Sex-Ed class.
''I'm afraid there was a bit of a mix-up,'' The red haired succubus replied nonchalantly. ''The Cadaver is rather old and rotten. I can't teach the girls with it missing the vital parts you know.''
Naruto's face scrunched up like he was standing next to a person that been bathed in Skunk puss. ''I'm sorry, what now?'' After the little incident with the Icha Icha Book, he doubled his efforts of being cautious as to not be pranked by the Kyuubi again. Thankfully enough Naruto was able to convince the girls the book was about human cooking practices so they quickly lost interest.
''Well I mean it's not like we have technology or that we can just go get a corpse...''
''Whoa!"' Naruto cried out, interrupting her and waving his hands frantically as he repressed a shiver. ''I really don't want to know. God I really don't! But come on...isn't exposing myself highly...inappropriate? I mean they are teenage girls.''
''Oh you silly man. You're thinking of human standards. Us monsters are far more lax when it comes to education. Besides it'll be in a controlled environment. It would be different if you were trying to elicit sexual favors from them in a position of power in an offensive manner to their monster heritage.''
'Okay...everything isn't completely off the chart and offensive to their monster heritage? I'm not even going to...'' Before Naruto could finish he was hit with a very powerful and alluring charm that caused his mind to go into a haze. When he finally came to he found himself in a classroom.
He looked down to found himself chained in a chair wearing nothing but his boxers. ''Damnit! Not again!'' He cried out in his mind. 'When in the hell did Anko get here?'
Though his thoughts were interrupted when the sound of his students voices was heard from outside.
'Did you hear? Naruto-sensei apparently volunteered to be the dummy for class today?'
'Winnie?'
'Well isn't that marvelous? Daddy did always say demonstrations are better given live then post-mordum...or did he say modern?'
'Sibella?'
'Ooh this is so exciting. My spine is tingling...that is if I had a spine. HehehaAHAHAHAHEHE!"'
'Oh hell it's all the girls? Kurono isn't going too...''
''Alright girls I want you to remember something. A man's wang comes in different sizes; some are small and thin while others are large and thick. Though by my estimation your coach definitely isn't nothing to sneeze at, but we'll get to that more once the lecture begins.'
'This school...it's freaking crazy! Kyuubi if you can hear me! I need help! They got me!''
''Wait…what''
''The crazy Succubus has tied me up and undressed me and is going to expose me to the girls.''
''Wait a minute...you want me to save you for a crazy and Voluptuous Succubus who has set you up for a possible orgy of you hot monster tang?''
''Why do I even bother talking to you?'' Naruto cut the link and begin praying for a miracle. Though no miracle would help him as the girls soon entered the classroom and the lesson began.
Naruto couldn't believe what the hell was going on. He wasn't currently being exposed and stroked by a hot succubus in front of a group of teenage monster girls making this the fourth weirdest thing that ever happened in his life. He could only listen and watch as Kurono began all the ways a woman could arouse a man by using her hand even going as far as demonstrating a few techniques with her mouth. Suffice to say, the situation wasn't all too terrible.
''...and that's how you suppress your gag reflex so you can fit the whole thing in your mouth. Now on to some nasty STDs you can get. First they're Scavvees! A nasty sort of infection that can develop small scars on your lower lips.''
Naruto looked absolutely horrified. He knew of no such sexual disease when it came to humans. In fact he was proud to say he had only caught an STD Once. Gonorreha unfortunately and it burned like a mother fucker! That thought Naruto to scale down on the jumping in the sack and being more careful. Thankfully enough the right set of drugs and his healing factor completely cured him. At least he didn't catch a combination of Syphilis and Crabs like O'mally did.
''And then there is Munities. Nasty little buggers that thrive in hair. They like to burrow inside the area near your twat and lay eggs in the hair so you girls that like to naturally grow your bush or have hair you'll want to be careful. There's a combination of special shampoo and ailments that can kill them in 4 to 6 weeks.''
Naruto couldn't help but shutter at that. Though considering most of these girls had monster heritage it figures monsters would need stronger STDs to be infected. Now that he thought about it, when it came to Manga, Anime, Animation, Literature or just about anything in human culture such diseases were never mentioned in all in connection with monsters. Yeah sure they had weaknesses and means to kill them, but STDs and such were never brought up. It was always humans being killed by such things.
One by one the Succubus listed off various nasty little mood killers until Naruto found himself limp. He doubt even one of Kurono's tits smacking him in the face could wake up little Naruto.
''Now who wants to practice their HJ's on Mr. Naruto here while he's volunteering?'' Naruto's head snapped up so quickly he had to briefly muttered an ow and considered going to the doctor for a possible pulled muscle. ''Woman are you out of your...'' Kurono's hand quickly clammed over Naruto's mouth. The blond finally knew what it felt like to be an injured Zebra cornered by hungry lions. Sexy teenage lionesses that had a 'hunger' for learning. Yes...learning.
Two hours later Naruto was walking through the hallways of the academy. Feeling a mixture of shame and relief. Somehow, someway, that blasted woman somehow made him unable to realize to use his ninja abilities to escape. That evil, manipulative, kinky, big-breasted...even his own thoughts were betraying him now. Naruto found himself in Kurono's room, wanting to give the Succubus a peace of his mind, but surprising enough she wasn't there. Instead his eyes lay upon an interesting photo of a blue haired girl wearing a school uniform. The family resemblance was uncanny, even down to the massive mammories.
''I see you're admiring my niece,'' a seductive voiced called from the doorway.
''Kurono we need to talk about what happened.''
''Hhm yes...talk...champagne?'' she asked, mysteriously materializing a bottle and two glasses out of nowhere.
''I don't appreciate what you did! You used my body against my will and invaded my personal space. I ought to report you too...well whoever the hell deals with these matters. Have you no shame at all!?'' With each statement his voice began raising until he noticed Kurono's face fail.
''Oh heavens...your write...I'm a horrible woman...dreadfully horrible...how can I live myself. I'll throw myself in prison! YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME AGAIN!"' She cried out, working the tears and looking pitiful.
''I...uum...'' Naruto wanted to be mad. He knew just what Kurono was trying to do. Or what he thought she might have been doing. Damnit! Why did he have such a soft heart with women. ''Look...okay I was mad, but maybe it wasn't that big of a deal okay. Let's just forget the whole thing happened,'' he grumbled as Kurono practically shot into his arms.
''Oh you're so kind Naruto and forgiving too. It won't happen again, I promise,'' she said, pressing her face into his chest to hide her grin.
''Yeah, yeah, okay...so you said the girl in the picture is your niece?''
''Yep! Lil' Kurumu-chan, she's the daughter of my older Sister Ageha and attends Gakuen academy out east. My first name isn't Kurono, it's actually my family name. My first name is Camula I just go by my family name, but enough about that I suppose I should get on with my apology."
''By apology…" Holy crap is Camula fondling my crotch?' Naruto let a moan escape his lips and mentally cursed. 'God damnit! Where's my pad and pen?' The blond thought already knowing he was about to fail the bet and have to start writing Icha Icha again, but at least in the way he was failing was in the most spectacular way possible.
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